Nice update..!!Update - 28
Last me aapne padha....ki ek taraf aadi khan house me ja kar jalaal ki madad karta hai...aur raat ko wahi rukne ka bol deta hai....
Fir khane ke pahle hi aadi aur sara chudaai kar ke apni-apni hawas mitate hai........
Wahi gaon me kallu bhi rekha ko chod kar apni hawas door karta hai....par jab wo sone jata hai....to koi gate par dastak deta hai....
Aur jaise hi kallu ne gate khola....to koi us par hamla kar deta hai....jisse kallu cheekh padta hai.......
Ab Aage.........
GAON ME......
THAKUR KI HAWELI ME......
Jaise hi kallu ne gate khola to uske saamne khade saksh ne khanjar se kallu per hamla kar diya....
Us khanjar ka nisana seedha kallu ka dil tha....aur wo dil ke aar-paar ho hi jata...agar kallu furti na dikjata.......
Asal me jaise hi kallu ne us saksh ka hath uthte dekha....to usne furti dikhate huye apne ek hath aage kar liya.....
Kallu to asal me uska hath pakadna chahra tha.....par us saksh ne itni joor se baar kiya....ki kallu ka hath theek se khul hi nhi paya aur khajjar hath tak pahuch gaya.....
Par is sab me kallu ke hath ki kohni theek uske dil ke saamne aa gai....aur khanjaar ka pura baar kohni par pada....jisse kallu ki joordaar cheekh nikal gai.....
Aur cheekh ke sath hi kallu ke pair bhi ladkhada gaye...aur wo andar ki taraf girne laga.....
Kallu ne apna dusra hath laga kar apne aapko girne se to rok liya.....par adhera aur girne ki wajah se wo hamlawar ko dekh nhi paya......
Khair....yaha kallu sambhal raha tha....aur waha uski cheekh sun kar ghar me moujood saare log uske kamre ki taraf bhaag khade huye the....
Par jab tak wo sab light on karte huye kallu ke paas aate....tab tak hamla karne wala waha se gaayab ho chuka tha....aur kallu ki kohni se bahut sa khoon nikalne laga tha.....
Kallu ki aisi haalat dekh kar sabke muh khule ke khule rah gaye.....aur kuch ke muh se to cheekh hi nikal gai.....
Rekha, nishu, namita aur baki saari lady to buri tarah se ghabra hi gai thi.....par unke sath-sath thakur ke bete bhi ghabraye huye dikh rahe the.....
Lekin thakur kamjor dil wala nhi tha....isliye wo ghabrane ki jagah aage bad kar kallu ke paas aaya...aur use le kar chal pada....
Rekha- unka khoon nikal raha hai......
Thakur- dikh raha hai mujhe....isiliye doctor ke paas le ja raha hu......
Kallu- are nhi.....isli jaroorat nhi....bas chhoti si kharoch hai....
Thakur- kya....ye tumhe chhoti khroch lagti hai.....
Kallu- ha thakur....saayad tum e thhek se dekha nhi.....khajjar maas me ghus nhi paya...balki maas cheerta hua nikal gaya....
Thakur(kohni dekh kar)- fir bhi....chalo...
Kallu- are....kuch nhi hai......rahne do...firstaid box hoga na....wahi kafi hai.....
Thakur- ha hai....rekha....
Rekha- abhi laai.....
Fir rekha jaldi se firstaid box le aai aur kallu ko patti karne lagi....jabki thakur apne saare noukro aur gaurds ko ghoor kar dekhne laga....jo sabhi cheekh sun kar waha aa chuke the....
Thakur(gusse se)- koun tha wo....kiski itni himmat hui jo thakur ki haweli me aa kar hamla kar gaya....bolo....koun tha sala...
Noukar- thakur saab......hume to koi nhi dikha....par haa....haweli ka main gate jaroor khula tha....
Thakur(gaurds se)- tum sab so rahe the kya...jo koi bhi gate khol kar aa gaya...aur tumhe khabar hi nhi....
Gaurd- nhi thakur saab...hum sab puri tarah hosh me the....aur sach kahte hai...bahar se hume koi aate nhi dikha....
Thakur- kya....baahar se koi nhi aaya....to kya aasmaan faad kar aaya....aur gate kisne khola.....maine kya....
Gaurd- maafi thakur saab.....par hum sach kah rahe hai...humne kusi ko andar aate nhi dekha.....hum sab jaag rahe the......
Thakur- kamaal ki baat hai....bahar se aate koi dikha nhi....main gate khula hua hai.....to ye sala aaya kaha se...aur bapis....oye...jab tum yaha aaye...to kisi ko bhaagte to dekha hoga....haa...
Gaurd - nhi thakur saab.....koi nhi dikha.....
Thakur- aur kisi ko....kisi ne to dekha hoga...haa....
Thakur ki baat par sabne na me gardan hila di...jisse thakur aur jyada paresaan aur gusse me aa gaya.....
Thakur- kya bakwaas hai....ek insaan haweli me aaya...hamla kiya....aur bhaag gaya.....par dikha kisi ko nhi....na aate huye aur na jate huye.....haa....
Kallu- jane do thakur......subah dekhege...abhi sabko sona chahiye....
Thakur- nhi kallu bhai.....meri haweli me tum par hamla hya hai....ye koi chhoti baat nhi....jaroor koi hai...jo tumhe maarna chahta hai....
Kallu(has kar)- to kya hua thakur......sochne do use.....uske sochne se mar jauga kya....haa.....
Thakur- ye mazaak ki baat nhi hai yaar.....aakhir pata to chale ki koun hai itna himmatwala....jo meri haweli me ghus kar tumhe maarne aaya.....
Nishu- dadaji....kahi wahi to nhi...jihone hume raste me roka tha....aur kallu ji ne unko maara tha....unme se koi...
Thakur(beech me)- ha beta....wo hi sakte hai.....unke liye to kallu hi sabse bada dushman hoga aaj.....sahi kaha....unme se hi hoga koi......main chhoduga nhi saale ko....
Kallu- jo bhi ho.....abhi sab ja kar aaraam karo.......subah dekhege.....
Thakur- hmm...oye...tum sab raat bhar aur jyada choukanne rahna.....aur kuch aadmi bula lo....haweli ki charo taraf se gherabandi karo....jao.....aur baccho....tum sab apne-apne kamron me jakar so jao....hmm..
Thakur ki baat sun kar noukar, gaurds aur pariwaar ke saare log apni-apni jagah chale gaye.....ab bas thakur aur rekha hi kallu ke paas the....
Kallu- thakur....tum bhi aaraam karo....
Thakur- nhi...main yahi rahuga tumgare paas......agar tumhe koi jaroorat padi....main rukta hu...
Kallu- are nhi....koi jaroorat nhi...
Thakur- main kuch nhi sunuga...
Rekha- main kuch kahu.....
Thakur- haa...bolo...
Rekha- dekhiye...aapko subah se dusre gaon jana hai...to aaraam ki jaroorat hai aapko.....
Thakur- wo theek hai...par kallu bhai ko yu akele to nhi chhod sakte hum....
Rekha- maine aisa to nhi kaha.....
Thakur- kya matlab...tum kahna kya chahti ho....
Rekha- main bol rahi hu...ki agar aapko paresaani na ho....to main kallu ji ka khyaal rakh lu.....agar aap kahe to...
Kallu- kya...nhi....kisi ko rukne ki jaroorat nhi....tum dono ja kar so jao...
Thakur- nhi....rekha yahi rukegi.....rekha....tum yahi ruko.....aur koi bhi jaroorat ho...to mujhe jaga lena.....aur ab is baare me koi baat nhi hogi...
Kallu- par iski jaroorat.....
Thakur(beech me)- nhi kallu bhai.....aaj sirf tumhari wajah se hi thakur ka pariwaar bacha hua hai.....to tumhara khyaal rakh kar hum koi ahsaan nhi kar rahe...balki ye humari jimmedaari hai....waise bhi tum par meri haweli me hamla hua hai.....iske liye main behad sharminda hu....
Kallu- are nhi thakur.....isme tumhari kya galti....
Thakur- galti hi to hai.....aakhir haweli ka maalik hu main...to yaha jo bhi hoga...uski jimmedari meri hogi...
Kallu- ab bas bhi karo....theek hai...jo tum kaho....wahi hoga...khush....
Thakur(muskura kar) - ye hui na baat....rekha.....tum khyaal rakhna....aur mujhe subah jaga bhi dena....
Rekha- ji....aap aaraam se so jaiye....main inka acche se khyaal rakhoogi....
Fir thakur waha se nikal kar apne kamre me chala gaya....aur kuch der baad hi rekha ne kallu ke room ka gate andar se band kar liya...aur fir dono ek-dusre ko dekh kar muskurane lage........
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SAHAR ME......
KHAN HOUSE ME.......
Raat ke khane ke baad jaha salma ka beta apne room me kharrate maarte huye so raha tha.....wahi sara apne room me baithi bas aadi ka lund yaad karte huye apni choot ragad rahi thi.....
Sara chahti thi ki wo jald se jald us maze ka ahsaas kar sake....jo har ladki kabhi na kabhi pahli baar karti hai....aur fir baar-baar karne ko taiyaar rahti hai....
Sara ko ab chudaai chahiye thi.....wo bhi aadi se.....par aadi ne ab tak use chodne ki koi kosis nhi ki thi....
Aadi to bas sara ki choot chusaai karke aur use apna lubd chuswa kar maza maar raha tha.......
Aisa nhi tha ki sara ko aadi ke sath chusaai me maza nhi aata tha....par ab wo aage badna chahti thi.....
Wo chahti thi ki uski choot ki seal bhi khul jaaye....wo bhi lund ko choot me le kar uchhle....use choot ki gahraai me mahsoos kare....
Aur sara apne jajbaat aadi ko bata bhi chuki thi.....par aadi ne use ab tak rok kar rakha tha.....isliye wo bas aadi ka lund yaad kar ke apni choot hi sahla sakti thi.....
Yaha sara aaakhe band kiye huye aadi ka lund yaad kar ke apne hath se apni choot ki garmi mitane me lagi thi....aur soch rahi thi ki uski choot ki seal kab tootegi.....
Aur wahi guest room me sara ki ammi apni gaand ki seal tudwane aadi ke paas pahuch chuki thi....
Aadi- jalaal so gaya.....
Salma(gate laga kar)- hmm...tabhi to aa paai.....
Aadi- use need ki goli bhi khila di na.....
Salma- jaroori tha......ek to unke liye theek hoga....ki aaraam se sote rahege....aur mere liye bhi.....meri cheekhe bhi nhi sun payge....
Aadi- accha hai......ab ye kapde kis liye...nikalo inhe....is waqt ye acche nhi lagte mujhe....
Salma(sharma kar)- ab nangi to aa nhi sakti thi.....thoda sabr to karo....
Aadi- hmm.....tumhare liye peg banau.....
Salma- nhi.....
Aadi- pi lo.....isse dard bhi kam hoga....
Salma- tab to bana hi do....
Aadi- taiyaar hi hai....bas tumhara intzaar tha....wo rakhe hai....le aao....
Fir salma aage badi aur peg utha kar aadi ke paas pahuch gai.....aur fir dono shraab ki chuskiyan lete huye ek-dusre ke hontho ko bhi choosne lage.....
Aur fir jab tak peg khatm hota....tab tak aadi aur salma ne ek-dusre ko choom kar garam bhi kar diya....aur dono tan-badan se chudaai ke liye taiyaar ho gaye......
Salma- uummhhh.....aur pina hai kya....
Aadi- ab shraab nhi.....balki tumhare hushn ka ras piuga....aaauummmmhhhh....
Salma- uummmhhh....to pi jao na.....roka kisne hai...aahh.....kaato mat....
Tabhi aadi ne jhuk kar salma ke ek doodh par daant gada diya....jisse salma machal uthi....aur aadi ka sir apne seene par dawa liya.....
Salma- aah....kitna yaad kiya aapko......par aap to bhool hi gaye the....
Aadi- uuummhh....aah...nhi meri jaan....tumhe to main bhool hi nhi sakta....ab to saari jindagi tumhare sath hi niklegi.....aaauuummmm...
Salma- aahh...sachhi.....uuuummm...kabhi door mat jana....aahh.....kaato mat na....
Aadi- uuummmmmhhh.....aah.....door to nhi jauga....par tumhe duniya se door kar diya to.......
Salma- aah...to kya....aap to sath me rahoge na....
Aadi- hamesha....aaaauuummmm...uuuummmm...
Aur fir aadi puri siddat se salma ke doodh choosne laga....aur salma masti bhari aahen bharne lagi.....
Salma- aahh....nighty geeli ho gai....nikaalne to do.....aah...fir kaat liya....
Aadi- to jaldi se nikaalo.....ab mujhe ye kapde bardaast nhi ho rahe....
Salma(muskura kar)- mujhe bhi.....
Aur fir dono ne jaldi se apne-apne badan ko kapdo se aazaad kiya....aur aadi ne salme ko apni baahon me bhar kar choomna suru kar diya.....
Aadi- uummhhh...aah....meri jaan..aaaj ki raat yaadgaar hogi....
Salma- meri to suhaagraat ki tarah hogi na......seal jo tootegi....aah....hath se hi faadoge kya.....
Asal me jab salma bol hi rahi thi...tabhi aadi ne dono hatho ko uski gaand par aisa dawaya....ki gaand ke faake fat gaye....aur ched khulne laga.....jisse salma machal uthi.....
Aadi- ab der mat kar...dekh....mera kya haal ho raha hai....
Salma(muskura kar)- wo to mere pet me chubh kar bata hi raha hai.....kitna kadak ho gaya....
Aadi- tere liye.....
Salma- janti hu.....aur main bhi to uske liye hi aai hu na.....
Aadi- to intzaar kis baat ka.....
Salma- kisi baat ka nhi.....aah...
Aur salma aahista se aadi ke baaju aai aur turant jhuk kar lund ko muh me dawa kar choosna suru kar diya......
Salma- uuuuummmmmmm....uuuuummmm....uuuummmmmm....uuummmmmm.....
Aadi- wow meri jaan.....itni jaldbaaji...uum....main khush hua.....
Salma ki jaldbaaji dekh aadi bhi khush tha.....kyoki wo janta tha...ki salma jitna uske lund ki deewaani hoti jaygi....utna hi aasaan uska kaam ho jayga....
Salma- uuuuuuummmmm....uuuuuuummmmm....uuuuummmmmm....uuuuummmmmmm ....
Aadi- aise hi...bas thoda aur.....ohhh...
Salma- uuuuummmmmmmmm.... uuuummmmmmm......uuuuummmmmmm.......uuuuuuummmmmm.......
Aadi(man me)- bahut khoob salma.......bas tu aise hi mere liye paagal hoti rah.......tabhi mera kaam aasaan hoga......kyoki tu hi wo chaabhi thi....jiske jariye main khan pariwaar ke kai taale kholne wala hu........aah....kamaal choosti hai saali.....
Khair.....salma ne puri siddat se aadi ka lund choos-choos kar ekdam taiyaar kar diya.....aur apni laar se use chikna bhi kar diya........
Aadi- ab taiyaar ho ja.....ek naye maze ke liye....
Salma- pyaar se karna.....aah...thappad kyo....
Aadi- garmi badane ko....chal....ab ban ja meri kutiya....
Salma- hmm...par dheere-dheere....
Ye bol kar salma kutiya ban gai....aur apni gaand jitni ho sake....utna khol kar aadi ko dikhane lagi....
Aur jaise hi aadi ne gaand ka kasa hua gulaabi ched dekha....to uske chehra aage kar ke ched par thook diya....aur apne 2 ungliyan ek sath gaand me daal di.....jis se salma ki aah nikal gai.....
Salma- aaaahhhhhh.......takleef ho rahi hai.....
Aadi- thoda sah le bas.....ek baar maas failega na......fir sab theek hoga....
Salma- aaahh.....thoda chikna kar lo na....
Aadi- nhi......tere muh ne lund ko acche se chikna kar diya hai.....waise bhi......gaand khulne par aourat cheekhe na....to mujhe maza nhi aata.....ab taiyaar rahna.....
Fir aadi ne ungliyon ko gaand se nikala...aur lund ko set kar ke salma ki kamar majbooti se pakad li....
Aur fir jab aadi ne dhakka maara....to lund ka supada pura ka pura salma ki gaand faadte huye andar ghus gaya....
Aur dhakka padte hi salma ki joordaar cheekh us room me goonj uthi....jise salma ne turant hi muh band kar ke chiioa liya....
Salma ne bhale hi cheekh dawa li thi....par dard ke maare uski aankho me aanshu bhar aaye the......
Aur fir turant hi aadi ne dusra dhakka maar diya....jisse salma ki cheekh fir se goonj gai....aur uski aankhe fat gai.....
Salma ko ab had se jyada dard ho raha tha....uski aankho se aanshu bhi nikal pade the....aur wo aage ki taraf jane ki kosis kar rahi thi....
Par aadi ne use majbooti se pakda hua tha....aur jaise hi salma ne aage jane ki kosis ki....to aadi ne use pakad kar pichhe kiya aur saataak se pura lund salma ki gaand me ghusa diya....
Aur pura lund ghuste hi salma ka badan fadfada utha....wo joor se cheekhi.....aur uski aankho se aanshu bahkar uske gaalon tak bahne lage.....
Salma ab aadi se lund nikalne ko bol rahi thi.....par aadi janta tha....ki agar abhi wo ruk gaya....to aaj salma ki gaand maarna muskil hoga...isliye wo bina kuch kahe salna ko majbooti se jakde raha.....aur salma bas roti rahi....
Fir kareeb 2-3 minute tak aadi ne koi harqat nhi ki....aur jaise hi salma thoda khamosh si hui....to aadi ne lund ko gaand ke sire tak kheech kar ek baar me hi pura andar ghusa diya....
Aur salma ki ek joordaar cheekh goonj uthi.....jo saayad room ke baahar tak bhi oahuch chuki thi....par abhi kusi ko bhi iska andaja nhi tha....na hi aadi ko....aur na hi salma ko......
Salma- aaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiii.....mmmaaarrdaaalllaaa.......aaaaaaaahhhhhh.......aaaaaahhh....
Aadi- bas....bas kar....ho gaya.....ab sab theek hoga...bas thoda ruk ja.....
Aadi janta tha ki aourat ki gaand maarne ka wo tareeka kya hai...jo apurat ko itna maza de....taki wo aourat aage khud se gaand marwane ko bole....
Isiliye aadi , salma ki gaand me pura lund daale huye tab tak ruka raha....jab tak ki salma ki haalat thodi theek nhi hui....
Aur jaise hi salma ki saanse durust hui....waise hi aadi ne bade pyaar se halke dhakko ke sath salma ki gaand maarni suru kar di.....
Salma- aah...aahh...aahh...aahh...
Aadi- abhi bhi dard hai kya.....
Salma- aah....bahut.....fat gai meri to...aah...
Aadi- to kya hua....choot bhi to kabhi fati thi na....
Salma- aahh....par usse jyada takleef hui....uper se aapka bada...aahh....aur mota bhi hai.....aaahh....kitni takleef hai...
Aadi- thodi aur hogi....
Aur ye bol kar aadi ne dhakko ki raftaar thodi si bada di....jisse salma ki siskiyan bhi bad gai.......
Salma- aaahhh.....gaand marwane me itni takleef....aahh...tabhi sab nhi marwate....aaahhh....mar gai....
Aadi- marne to de....fir batana.....abhi to suru ho kiya hai.....
Salma- aaahh.....janti hu.....pata nhi kya....aaahhhhh.....itni tej kyo....aaaaiiiiii....
Tabhi aadi ne puri taaqat se salma ki kamar thaami aur puri raftaar se dhakke maarne laga...
Ab salma ki cheekhe har dhakke par nikal rahi thi...aur sath hi sath uski aankho ke aanshu bhi bad chuje the....
Par is takleef me bhi salma ki choot aadi ki thaap padne se garam ho chali thi....jisse salma ko dard ke sath maza bhi aane laga tha.....
Aur fir jaise hi salma ki choot ki garmi apne ubaal par aai....waise hi salma joor se cheekhte huye khad gai.....aur sir jhuka kar haafne lagi.....
Salma ko thaka dekh kar aadi ne bhi dhakke rok diye....aur lund ko gaand se bhi nikaal liya....jo pukk ki aawaaj kar ke baahar nikla....aur salma bed par dher ho gai......
Aadi- abhi se ye haal hai....to raat bhar ke baad kya hoga....
Salma(chounk kar)- kya.....raat bhar karoge kya....
Aadi(has kar)- are...sun kar hi dar gai....chal abhi to karne de....
Aur fir aadi bhi salma ke baaju me let gaya....aur bade pyaar se uski gaand me lund daal kar dhakke maarne laga....
Salma- aaahh...aammi.....fir se mar gai....
Aadi- chup bhi kar ja......maza le na.....
Salma- aahh...maza to theek hai....aaahh...par sach me takleef deta hai....aaahh....aahh....
Aadi- bas thoda ruk......fir dekh maza...
Aur ye bol kar aadi ne fir se dhakko ki raftaar bada di...jisse salma ki siskiyan bhi tej ho gai.....aur uska badan har dhakke par tharrane laga.....
Aadi puri masti se salma ki gaand maar raha tha.....aur ab to salma ko bhi kafi had tak maza aane laga tha....isliye wo bhi masti me aahen bharte huye mast ho rahi thi....
Salma ye soch-soch kar aur bhi kyada garam ho rahi thi...ki uske souhar ke hote hute bhi....wo usi ghar me ek gair mard se apni gaand khulwa rahi thi....jo ek tarah se uski dusri suhaagraat thi....
Salma ab puri masti me siskte huye gaand chudaai ka maza le rahi thi.....
Wo itni jyada mast ho chuki thi....ki ek baar jhadne ke baad bhi use thakaan nhi hui...balki wo apni choot khud se ragadte huye gaand marwane lagi.....
Khair....thodi der baad salma ki choot ne fir se pani fek diya....aur is baar aadi ne apne dhakke bhi rok liye....
Fir aadi ne salma ko ghuma kar uski taage uper uthaai aur dhakke suru kar diye....jisse salma cheekh uthi...
Kyoki is position me gaand ka ched lund par buri tarah se kas chuka tha....aur jab lund andar-baahar ho raha tha...to uski ragad se salma ki gaand jalne lagi thi...
Salma bhale hi cheekh rahi thi...par use is tarah ka maza aaj tak naseeb nhi hua tha...isliye wo cheekhte huye bhi aadi ko tej maarne ko bol rahi thi....
Aur salma ki masti dekh aadi bhi puri tarah hawsiyo ki tarah salma ki gaand ke parkhacche udaane laga.....
Aadi ne salma ko kareeb 30 minute aur choda....aur fir pura garam lava salma ki gaand me bhar diya......
Jaise hi salma ki apni gaand ki gahraai me garam lundras mahsoos hua....waise hi uski choot ek baar fir jhad gai....aur wo joor se sisak kar haafne lagi.....
Chudaai ka mahoul ab thanda hone laga tha....par aadi aur salma ke badan ab bhi garam the....aur paseene se lat-path bhi ho chuke the....
Khair.....jhadne ke baad aadi ne lund baahar nikala aur salma ke baju me let gaya....aur dono hi aaraam farmane lage....
Fir kuch der baad hi dono baari-baari fresh ho kar aa gaye....aur ek-ek peg lagane ke baad...ek-dusre ki baahon me sama gaye....
Aadi- ab bol....maza aaya....
Salma- sach kahu....to bahut aaya.....ek naya ahsaas tha....par takleef bhi kam nhi hui.....
Aadi(muskura kar)- wo to bas ek bas ek baar ki thi....ab nhi hogi...
Salma- accha....dekhte hai....
Aadi- to der kaisi.....suru ho ja....dikha deta hu.....
Salma(lund pakad kar)- thoda sabr bhi kar liya karo....main koun sa bhaag rahi hu...
Aadi- janta hu...par main time barbaad nhi karna chahta.....raat khatm hone se pahle tumhe mast karna hai...taki agli baar tum khud gaand maarne ko kaho....
Salma- accha ji......dekhte hai....waise ab to aapko khush rakhne ka dil aur jyada karne laga hai.....
Aadi- achha....aisa kyo...
Salma- aaj aapne jo khan saab ki madad ki na.....bas dil me utar gaye aap....aur haa....uska ahsaan main kabhi nhi chuka sakti......
Aadi- agar ahsaan maanti ho na...to main madad hi nhi karuga....samjhi....
Salma- are...theek hai...ab nhi bolugi.....par haa...aapko bhi kabhi koi jaroorat hui na...to bolna....main jaan laga doogi....par aapki madad jaroor karugi....
Aadi(muskura kar)- hmm...ye mouka main tumhe jaroor duga....par abhi iska kuch karo....
Salma(muskura kar)- janti hu.....ye betaab ho raha hai.....abhi ilaaj karti hu.....is baar aise hi daalo..
Aur itna bol kar salma kutiya ban gai....aur aadi ne bhi khush ho kar jaldi se salma ki gaand me lund daal diya....
Aadi ne is baar ek hi baar me pura lund salma ki gaand me utaar diya...jisse salma ki joordaar cheekh nikal gai....
Par itni takleef ke baad bhi salma ne aadi ko roka nhi....balki joor se chodne ko kaha....aur aadi ne puri raftaar se gaand maarna suru kar diya......
Aadi aur salma ki ye suhaagraat 3 round chali....aur subah 5 baje salma lagdate huye bapis apne bedroom me gai...aur so gai.....
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Agli subah salma ki need tab khuli...jab jalaal ne use teji se jhakjhor diya....
Salma(aankh kholte hi)- khan saab...kkk..kya hua....sab theek to hai na.....
Jalaal- mujhe chhodo.....ye batao ki tumhe kya hua.....
Salma(baith kar)- mujhe matlab...main to theek hu.....
Jalaal- to fir itni der tak kyo soi rahi....tum to sabse pahle jaagne wali ho is ghar me....to aaj kya hua....
Salma(man me)- kya bataau khan saab....aadi ji ne raat bhar sone hi nhi diya....3 baar meri gaand maari....uuff....ab tak tees uth rahi hai.....
Jalaal- bolo...taviyat to theek hai na....
Salma- huh....ha ji....bas wo raat me need nhi aai....subah hi aankh lagi....waise aap theek se soye na....
Jalaal- haa...meri need to acchi rahi....pata nhi kyo....par kal raat to main aise soya.....jaise aaj tak na soya tha.....
Salma- accha hi hai na.....aapko aaraam ki hi jaroorat hai....waise aapko chai chahoye hogi na....main abhi laai....aah...
Aur jaise hi salma bed ke neeche khadi hui....uski gaand me charmarahat hui....aur uski aah nikal gai.....
Jalaal- kya hua....tum theek to ho....
Salma- ji...wo raat ko ghutna bed se takra gaya tha....to wahi thoda takleef de raha....
Jalaal- sambhal kar chala karo.....malham lagaai....
Salma- haa....abhi fir se laga loogi.....aapko chai le aau...
Jalaal- nhi....uski jaroorat nhi....fatima pila chuki hai....tum fresh ho jao....kyoki tumje bas stand bhi jana hai.....meri behan aa rahi hai.....yaad hai na...
Salma- are haa....aur bus aane ka waqt bhi ho gaya......mujhe jaldi karna hoga....
Aadi(gate se)- jaldi ki jaroorat nhi...aaraam se ready ho jao.....
Jalaal- aao aadi ji....good morning....
Aadi- good morning....aur salma ji....aaraam se apne kaam karo.....bus stand main ja raha hu....
Salma- aap.....
Aadi- haa....wo fatima ne yaha suna hoga jannat ke baare me....ki wo aane wali hai....fir tum soi hui thi...aur jalaal ki taviyat theek nhi....to bas....main ready ho gaya....waise mere jane se koi problem to nhi na....
Jalaal- are nhi aadi ji...kaisi baat kar di aapne....aap to apne hai.....ulta mujhe sukriya bolna chahiye...jo aap apna kaam chhod kar humare liye waqt de rahe hai....
Aadi(muskura kar)- are yaar....apna bhi bolte ho aur sukriya bhi...hahaha....chalo main jata hu....tab tak aap sab aaraam se ready ho jana.....ok..
Aur fir aadi apni car se bus stand ki taraf nikal gaya....jalaal ki behan jannat ko lene.......
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GAON ME.......
JAKAAR KHAN KE GHAR PAR.......
Jakaar is waqt phon par kisi se baat kar raha tha.....wo bada paresaan dikh raha tha....aur use paresaani me dekh kar paas khadi uski biwi salima bhi paresaan hone lagi thi....
( CALL PAR )
Jakaar- ye kya bol rahe hai aap....ek baar soch to lete.....
Saamne- jakaar bhai.....maine sab soch liya....aur ye mera aakhiri faiska hai.....baki aap jano....
Jakaar- par aise achanak se aap aisa kaise kar sakte hai....humaari baat hui thi....kya uski koi ahmiyat nhi...haa...
Saamne- main janta hu jakaar bhai....par kya kare....humare saagabjaade ki farmaish hai....to hum mana kaise kar sakte hai....
Jakaar- par ye to sarasar galat hai sulemasn bhai....
Sulemaan - jo bhi ho...par ab humara bhi yahi faiska hai....ya to aap intzaam kar le....ya fir is nikaah ke baare me bhool jaaye.....
Jakaar- kya....aap rishta todna chahre hai.....
Sulemaan- ye to aapke hath me hai....ya to aap humari farmaish puri kare....nhi to rishta khatm hi samjhe.....soch kar bata dena.....salaam....
Aur fir sulemaan ne call cut kar diya...aur jakaar ne gusse me aa kar apna phon sofe par fek diya....
Salima- kya baat hui khan saab......sab khairiyat to hai....
Jakaar- nhi begum....kuch bhi khairiyat nhi.....wo sulemaan humari bacchi ka nikaah todne ki baat kar rahe hai....
Salima- ya allah.....aise kaise.....kyo...baat kya hui.....
Jakaar- kya bolu begum.....asal me ladke ne ab car ki farmaish kar di.......wo bhi koi aisi-waisi car nhi....balki HONDA CIVIC......
Salima- to kya hua....de dete hai....waise bhi wo caar humari beti ke liye hi kaam aaygi na.....
Jakaaar- salima begum....jab kuch pata na ho...to seedha faisla mat kiya kare....samjhi....
Salima- kya matlab....maine kuch galat kaha kya......
Jakaar - ha....kyoki tumhe mallon hi nhi us car ki keemat kareeb 35 laakh hai....samjhi.....
Salima- ya allah....itni mehgi....itna paisa hum kaha se laayge.....
Jakaar - wahi to.....uper se ladka zid pe ada hai...ki bina car ke nikaah nhi karega.....
Salima- to ab kya karege khan saab....
Jakaar- karna kya hai....nikaah tod dege....
Salima- ye kya bol rahe hai aap....nhi khan saab.....aise nikaah tay kar ke todna theek nhi.....pura gaon ye baat janta hai....aur agar nikaah tootne ki baat hui...to hum kisi ko muh nhi dikha payge.....humari ijjat...
Jakaar(beech me)- bas begum....janta hu main.....bada bura fas gaya hu....samjh nhi aata ki karu kya.....
Salima- main kya kahti hu....jalaal bhaijaan se baat kare...matlab wo koi tarkeeb nikale....saayad sulemaan bhai ko samjha sake......
Jakaar - haa....tumne sahi kaha....main jalaal se baat karta hu....wo sab sambhaal lega.....
Aur fir jakaar ne jalaal se baat kar ke saari baat bol di....aur uske baad jalaal ne bhi sulemaan se baat ki.....
Aur in sab baaton ke baad faisla ye hua....ki jakaar apni jameen bech kar paiso ka intzaam karega.....aur us jameen ko bikwane ki jimmedaari jalaal ne le li.....
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SAHAR ME....
Ek insurence office ke ek cabin me waha ke manager ke saamne veeru baotha hua tha.....aur manager uski baat sunne ke baad paresaan dikh raha tha.....
Veeru- to kya socha tumne....ha ya na....
Manager- nhi...main ye nhi kar sakta....ye galat hai.....
Veeru- soch lo.....mujhe mana karoge to anjaam accha nhi hoga.....
Manager(khada ho kar)- bas....main nhi darta aisi dhamkiyon se......main abhi tumhe.... security.......security......
Veeru(beech me)- unhe bulane ke pahle jara ye to dekh lo.....fir aaraam se bula lena.....
Ye bol kar veeru ne apna mobile manager ke saamne kar diya....jise dekh kar manager ki aankhe badi ho gai....
Manager- ye sab kya hai....nhi....tum aisa nhi jar sakte....
Veeru(khada ho kar)- main kar sakta hu...aur tum wo kaam kar sakte ho...jo maine kaha.....to ab tumhari marji....ha ya na....
Tabhi security gaurds andar aa gaye aur veeru ki pakadne lage....par manager ne tirant unko rok kar baahar bhej diya....
Veeru(mobile le kar)- accha kiya.....ab ek aur acvha kaam kar do....fir aaraam se apne paiwar ke sath maze se raho....warna....hahaha....main intzaar karuga....
Ye bol kar veeru jaise hi bahar jane laga.....to manager ne use tok diya.....
Manager- par mera pariwar....unko...
Veeru(beech me)- unko koi hath bhi nhi lagayga.....bas kaam pura hone tak wo hunare mehmaan hoge....ab jao...aur jaldi se kaam khatm karo.....jitni jaldi karoge...utni hi jaldi apne pariwar se mil paoge.....
Ye bol kar veeru waha se nikal gaya....aur manager paresaan ho kar apna sir pakad kar baith gaya.....
Veeru(call par)- kaam ho gaya bhai....ab gaon jane ka time aa gaya.....
Aadi- hmm....to fir taiyaari kar lo.....ab humara main kaam suru hone wala hai.....khan.....tum to ab gaye.....ahahahaha........
HAWELI ME AAYA HAMLAWAR KOUN THA.......KYA WO PAKDA JAYGA.....???
KALLU AUR REKHA KE MUSKURANE KE PICHHE KYA WAJAH HAI.....??.
VEERU KE JARIYE AADI NE KOUN SA KAAM KARWAYA....JO WO ITNA KHUSH HAI.....???
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Kaun ho sakta hai kallu pe hamla karnewala..aur raat ko kallu ka khayal rakhne Rekha hi ruk gayi..ab toh mouj hai dono ki..!! Salma toh ab aadi ke liye pagal hogayi hai..ab dekhte aadi khan ke sath kya karta hai aur aadi yeh sab kyun kar raha hai khan ke family ke sath..!!
