Update 20
Raste me Sandhya ne Aditya se puccha ki pani puri kaisi thi tu Aditya jo apani socho me khoya hua tha bola "Mom aapki ungliyan bahut meethi hain" Sandhya ek baar tu sharma gayi lekin fir usne kaha "Maine pani puri ke bare me puccha tha" Tab Aditya ne kaha "Mom mujhe tu pani puri ka pata hi nahi chala, main tu aapki ungliyon ki mithaas me khoya hua tha" Uski baat sunkar Sandhya ek dam se sharma gayi aur uski peeth par mukka marte hue "Dhaatt" kehkar chup hokar baith gayi aur bich bich me break lagne par vo aage ko khisak jati thi jisse uski chuchiyan Aditya ki peeth par dab kar uska haal bura kar rahi thi. Ek bar to mom ne jhatka lagne par apane gaal ko bhi uski gardan par daba diya tha, jisse Donon ke saanso ki gati badh gayi thi. Fir vo donon ghar pahuch gaye. Ghar me aye to Sandhya Aditya ko ajib najar se dekh rahi thi aur muskura bhi rahi thi.
Ghar pahunch kar un donon ke man me ajib si feeling thi aur vo donon hi ek dusre se najre churate hue apane apane kamare me chale gaye.
Inko apane kamare me jane dete hain aur ham chalte hain Mohanlal aur Ruchika ka haal pata karne.
Airport par panhuch kar unohone boarding pass liya aur security check ke baad andar aa gaye tu pata chala ki flight do ghante ke liye delay kar di gayi hai. Ruchika ne Pizza khane ke liye zid ki tu Mohanlal mana karne laga lekin vo maan nahi rahi thi tu Mohanlal ne bahana kiya aur kaha "accha tum baitho main toilet hokar aata hu"
Mohanlal vanha se alag hua aur kisi se phone par baat karta raha, usne Ruchika ke haal chal ke bare me bataya aur kuch puccha tu uska jawab sunkar Mohanlal ke chehre par muskan aa gayi aur fir vanha se vo Ruchika ke paas aakar baith gaya.
Ruchika ne fir se zid ki tu usne kaha "Jayada mat khana". Usne khush hokar Mohanlal ke gale lagkar "Thanks bola" aur fir donon Vanha Pizza Hut par chale gaye aur Ruchika ki pasand ka pizza order kar diya aur saath me do coffee bhi boli.
Order aane se pehle Mohanlal ne Ruchika ko dawai khane ke liye kaha tu usne kaha ki baad me le legi tu Mohanlal ne uske sar par hath ferte hue bade pyaar se kaha "agar Pizza khana hai tu pehle dawai Khao, nahi tu pizza cancel"
Ruchika ne thodha sa ruthtte hue kaha "Jab dekho aap mujhe blackmail karte rehte ho, acchi baat nahi hai" tu uske jawab me Mohanlal ne uske mathe ko chumte hue kaha "ye tu mera pyar hai" Uski baat sunkar Ruchika Mohanlal ko bahut pyar se dekhne lagi aur kucch kehti usse pehle unka order bhi aa gaya. Mohanlal apane hathon se bade pyaar se Ruchika ko khilata hai tu Ruchika bahut khush hoti hai aur fir uske baad Ruchika aur Mohanlal vanha se aakar waiting lounge me aa jate hain, janha use Mohanlal aaram karne ke liye kehta hai tu Ruchika Mohanlal ke kandhe par sar rakh kar aankhe band kar leti hai aur thodhi der me so jati hai aur Mohanlal atit ki yadon me kho jata hai.
Aise hi waqt beetta raha aur Mohanlal ke man me Ruchika ki taraf lagav dino din badhta hi ja raha tha lekin vo apane aap se darne laga tha ki kanih kucch galat na ho jaye, isliye vo koshish karta tha ki ghar par kam se kam jaye taki Ruchika se dur rahe. Dur rehta tha aur man hi man me kehta tha
Door rah kar kareeb rehne ki aadat hai
Yaad bankar aankhon se bahne ki aadat hai
Kareeb na hote hue bhi kareeb paoge
Mujhe ehsas bankar rahne ki aadat hai
Uski ye baat waqai me sach hoti partit ho rahi thi kyonki ab Ruchika ke man ke kisi kone me bhi usse apne Papa se milane ki chahat badh rahi thi. Usse nahi pata lag raha tha ki ye ehsaas kya hai, lekin uski saheli ke dwara usse baar baar chedne aur beeti yaadon ki vajah se uska man karta tha ki apane PAPA ke sath waqt bitaye aur vo chahne lagi thi ki unke sath ghume fire aur mastiyan kare. Jaise hi Vo PAPA ko yaad karti tu uske man me ek meethi chubhan hone lagti, ye kyoun tha uski samajh se pare tha ho sakta hai ki uske man me uski saheli ke shabd gunjte the "Personal and Psychological Admirer". Usse kabhi kabhi lagne laga tha ki uske Papa ke upar ye definition bilkul fit baithte hai.
Waqt pankh laga kar udh raha tha aur Ruchika ab final year me thi tu Ek din Mohanlal ko tour par free couple ke liye 3 din ka package mila tha tu usne Sandhya ko sath chalne ke liye kaha tu vah Mana karne lagi. Mohanlal ne use kaha ki bacchon ka Dhyan rakhne ke liye usne ek rishtedar ko keh diya hai isliye chinta ki koi baat nahin hai. Usne kaha "baat bacchon ki nahin hai aur vaise bhi bacche ab bade ho gaye hain vah apna dhyan khud kar sakte hain lekin main nahin Jana chahti kyunki ki vahan per dusre log patar patar English bolate hain aur mujhe kuchh samajh nahin aata jis vajah se main bevkuf ban jaati hoon. Bevkuf banne se achcha hai ki main Jaun hi nahin."
Mohanlal ne usko bahut samjhaya lekin vah tas se mas nahin hui. Aakhir me hathiyar dalte hue Mohanlal ne usse kaha "theek hai Jaise tumhari Marji, chala jaunga akele"
Usne kaha "aisa karo Apne sath Ruchi ko le jao Tum akele bhi nahin hoge aur usko bhi ghumne Ko mil jaega aur vaise bhi vo acchi khasi English bol leti hai, isliye pareshani ki koi baat nahin hai"
Mohanlal ne kaha "Tum samajhti kyoun nahi ho, main use nahi le ja sakta"
Sandhya: kyoun nahi le ja sakte
Mohanlal: Ek tu vo boar ho jayegi
Sandhya: kyoun boar hogi, janha aap jaoge vo aapke sath jayegi aur kuch seekh bhi legi
Mohanlal: Use kaise le ja sakta hu
Sandhya: Jaise mujhe le ja sakta ho
Mohanlal: Ye mumkin nahi hai
Sandhya: Aap asal me akele jana chate ho aur mujhe bhi aise hi bol rahe ho ki chalo, varna man se nahi chahte, isliye ye sab kah rahe ho
Mohanlal: Tum samjhati kyoun nahi ho, agar usse le jata hu tu uska kharcha bhi alag se karna padega
Sandhya: kyoun karna padega, abhi tu keh rahe the ki couple ke liye sab free hai
Mohanlal: Haan 'COUPLE' ke liye free hai
Sandhya: Matlab do ke liye, unhe kya fark padta hai, vo tu koi bhi do ho sakte hain
Mohanlal: Yanha couple ka matalab alag hai
Sandhya: Haan main sab samjhati hu, aap meri nasamjhi ka fayada uthakar mujhe behla fusla kar use na le jane ka bahna dundh rahe hain.
Mohanlal: Agar tumhe meri baat ka vishwas nahi hai tu apani ladli, padhi likhi beti se pucch lo ki 'Couple' ka kya matlab hota hai
Sandhya ne Ruchi ko awaz dekar bulaya aur usse Couple ka matalab pucha tu usne bataya 'two people or things of the same sort considered together'
Sandhya: are hindi me bata
Ruchika: Do log ya vastuane jo ek jaise ho aur sath ho
Sandhya: Couple ka matalab do hi hai na tu fir preshani kya hai
Mohanlal: (preshan hote hue) Tum logon ko samjhana mere bas ki baat nahin hai, theek hai tum jaisa kahogi main karunga.
Sandhya: Ruchi beta tum Papa ke sath ghumane jana chahogi
Ruchika: (Man hi man me khush hotey hue, uske tu man ki murad puri ho rahi thi) Haan kyoun nahi, neki aur puch puch
Sandhya: Fir taiyari karo, tumhe kal hi jana hai Papa ke sath aur dekhna kuch acche wale kapde rakh lena.
Ruchika: Papa mujhe naye kapde dilwa denge, kyoun Papa
Mohanlal: (Pareshani se) Haan jo aap donon kahoge main karunga aur chara kya hai mere paas
Ruchika: (Udaas hote hue) Papa, agar aap ko mujhe le jane me koi pareshani hai to main nahi jana chahti. Mujhe lagta hai ki aap mujhe lejakar dukhi lag rahe ho. Agar aisa hai tu aap mujhe khushi se nahi le jana chahte tu main nahi jaungi, aap preshan na ho.
Mohanlal: (Ruchika ki udaasi dekhkar pighal gaya aur apane chere par muskurhat late hue) Nahi bete aisi baat nahi hai, jao Tum taiyari kar lo
Agle din ve donon subah subah hi Cab karke vanha se nikalkar station par aaye aur plateform par train ki wait karne lage. Unki first-class me ticket book thi aur train aane par ve train me chadhe tu dekha ki unhe ek coupe diya gaya tha.
Coupe vo hota hai jisme sirf do seat hoti hain upar neeche aur aap darwaje ko andar se band bhi kar sakte hain jisse aap ko puri privacy milti hai.
Ruchika tu uss train aur uske cabin ko dekhkar hi khush ho gayi aur kehne lagi "Papa aisi train bhi hoti hain jisme apna alag kamra hota hai"
Mohanlal: Haan beta hota hai, jaise ki ye hai, aise hi char logon ke liye bhi hota hain
Fir ve aaram se seat par baith gaye, Mohanlal tu ye soch soch kar preshan tha ki vanha par kanha rukenge kyounki jo room company ki taraf se book hua hai vo couple ke liye hai na ki baap aur beti ke liye.
Kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha ki kya kare aur udhar Ruchika apani train journey ka maza le rahi thi aur bahar ke nazare dekh dekh kar khush ho rahi thi. Hoti bhi kyoun nahi, aisa safar tu usne pehle kabhi kiya hi nahi tha.
Dopahar me darwaje par knock hua tu jab Mohanlal ne khola tu vahan per ek waiter khada hua tha Jo unke liye khana laya hua tha. Vahan per khana rakhkar bola "please enjoy your lunch sir and madam"
Ruchika: Papa yah hamen sir aur madam kyon bol raha tha
Mohanlal: aur kya bolata
Ruchika: nahin papa baat kuchh aur hi hai
Mohanlal: are koi baat nahin chalo khana Khao aur aur baki ki sab baten baad mein karenge
Un donon ne chup karke khane khaya lekin man ashant tha, isliye khana achcha hote hue bhi maja nahin aa raha tha. Jaise kaise khana khatam hua aur thodi der baad vahi waiter aaya aur unhe Icecreem dekar puchhne laga "Sir aur kuch chahiye" Mohanlal ne naa me sar hilate hue use tip di tu vo "Thank you Sir, ab aapko koi disturb nahi karega, aapko kuch bhi jarurat ho tu mujhe yaad kar lena" itna bolkar chala gaya. Uske jane ke baad Mohanlal ne coupe ka darwaja band kar diya aur jaise hi palta tu Ruchika usse bade hi ajib nazro se dekh rahi thi aur boli "ab aap bataiye ki uska kya matlab hai"
Mohanlal ne anjaan bante hue "Kiska"
Ruchika: Sir aur Madam ka
Main: Very simple, Sir means main aur Madam means tum
Ruchika: Vo tu mujhe bhi samajh aa raha hai, lekin jis tarah se vo keh raha tha vo hame kuch aur hi samajh raha tha.
Main: kya samajh raha tha
Ruchika: Jaise ki ham husband wife ho
Mohanlal: (Thandhi saans bharte hue) Tu kya galat samajh raha tha
Ruchika: Matalab
Mohanlal: Ye ticket Mrs. & Mr. Mohan ke naam se hai, matlab ki main aur tumhari Mom
Ruchika: Aapne ye baat pehle kyoun nahi batai
Mohanlal: kya nahi batai
Ruchika: Ki ye ticket husband aur wife ke liye hai
Mohanlal: Cheekh cheekh kar bataya tha ki ye Tour couple ke liye free hai
Ruchika: Lekin couple ka matalab husband wife thode hi hota hai
Mohanlal: Ghar par tum donon Maa beti ko bahut samjhaya tha, lekin Tumhari Mom aur tumne apani intelligence ka istemal karke mujhe Couple ka matalab samjha kar chup kara diya tha. Tab tu meri baat samajh nahi aa rahi thi.
Ruchika: Maine Couple ka matalab tu dictionary se padh kar hi batay tha.
Mohanlal: Meri padhi likhi beti Couple ke kai matalab hote hai, jinme se ek ka matalab tumne bakhubi bataya, lekin English ka word kanha use hoga us hissab se uska matlab badal jata hai. Jaise Couple ka yanha matalab hai "two people who are together because they are married or in a relationship"
Hindi me matalab hai "Vivaahit hone athava kisi sambandh me hone ke kaaran do vyaktiyon kaa ek saath rehna, dampatti, pati-patni"
Ruchika: Aapka matalab hai ki vo hame Pati patni samjh raha hai
Mohanlal: Haan
Ruchika: Use hamari umar ka farak samajh nahi aaya
Mohanlal: Pehli baat tu hamari umar ka jayada fark lagta hi nahi hai, yaad karo tumhari saheli ne tu tumhare sach bolne par tumhara majak udaya tha aur dusri baat agar kisi ko nazar bhi aaye tu Umar ke fark ka koi matlab nahi hain kyonki vo list me se dekh kar aaya hai ki ham couple hain
Ruchika: kya umar ke fark hone se bhi couple ho sakte hain.
Mohanlal: Pehli baat koi nahi kah sakta ki ham donon ki umar me jayada fark hai aur dusra agar kisi ko umar ka farak pata bhi chala tu vo kabhi nahi kahega kyounki ye aajkal normal hai.
Ruchika: Lekin main tu aapki beti hu
Mohanlal: Kya hamare chero par likha hua hai? Jab tak ham kisi ko nahi batayenge tab tak koi nahi jaan sakta ki hamara Rishta kya hai
