Mene chupke se uth ke apna pajama pehna Our jaldi se room ke bathroom se gus gya
jese hi washroom ke shise me mene apne aap ko dekha
Mere chehre pe our daadhi pe jaga jaga mera vriya laga hua tha
Ye dekh ke me..apne aap se sawal karne lage
Ufff abdul kya ye tu hi hai
Ya koyi our
Puri jindagi tune gandagi ka ak katra bhi apne sarir pe lagne nahi diya
Khud to tu pak saaf rehta hi tha
Logo ko bhi pak saaf rehne ki hidayat deta tha
Aaj tu khud apni halat dekh
Hawas ki aag me andha hoke
Tune apne nurani chehre ko hi ganda kar liya
Log tujhe dekh ke kya sochenge
Kabhi socha hai tune
Mujhe is time sharmindgi to ho rahi thi
Par kahi na kahi mere under betha setan
Mujhe uksha raha tha
Bo mujh se bol raha tha
Abdul tu itna Q dar raha hai
Log to tujhse jeb kahenge
Jab kisi ko pata chalega
Logo ke chakkar me ake
Haath aye meze ko tu Q jane de raha hai
Tu to kismat bala hai is umar me tujhe ak jawan ghadrai huyi ladke tujhe
Maze karne ko mil rahi hai
Na jane kitne ladko ko to ladki nashib bhi nahi hoti hai
Ab tu khud soch puri jindi tune neki kari hai khuw sawab kamaya hai
Maze ke liye tune thoda bohat gunah kar bhi liya
to kya tera Sawab gunah se jada ho jayga
Me...man apne man me bola
ha ye baat to sahi hai
thoda bohat gunha se kuch nahi hoga
Gunah se jada to me maze le lunga
Rahi baat gunha ki
Me ghar jake raat me uth ke mafi talafi kar lunga
Bo mujhe maaf kar dega
Me...ha yahi sahi rahega
Ghar jake pehle ke jesi jindgi basar karne lagunga
Yaha jab tak hu sab kuch bhula ke maze karne hai bas mujhe
Ye sochye hi mere under ki sharmindgi khat ho gayi
Mene jaldi se apna muh dhoya our fir
me..bina gusal kiye bathroom se bahar a gaya
Room se muskan jaa chuki thi
Bed pe bas muskan ki beti so rahi thi
Me room se bahar aya
Muskan mujhe dekh ke muskura ke boli
abbu tum dastar khan pe betho
Ham abhi khana lagate hai
Me muskan ki baat sunke dastar khan pe beth gya
Muskan our Ashraf dono ne milke dastar khan pe khana lagane lage
Fir tino milke khana khane lage
Mere ak taraf Muskan bethi thi
Dusri taraf Ashraf betha tha
Me...sono ke bich me betha tha
Khana khate huye muskan boli
Abbu apne damad ke haath ka khana kesa laga tumhe
Me...bohat achha beti
Mujhe nahi pata tha sarafat itna achha khana bhi banaya hai
Meri baat sunke Ashraf bola
Me itna bhi achha khana nahi banata hu jitna
Ap tarif kar raho ho abbiji
Me..nahi asraf me sach keh raha hu
Kisse sikha hai tumne khana bana
Ashraf mene ammi se sikha hai khana banana
Me suru se jada tar ammi ke sath raha hu
Ammi job kichan me khana bagera banati thi
Me unka haath batata rehta tha
Bas ammi ke sath kichan ka kaam karte karte mujhe bhi khana banana a gya
Bohat baar ammi ke bimar padne pe me akela hi khana baya diya karta tha
shadi ke baad kabhi kabhi muskan ke sath bhi me kichan me kaam karne lagta hu
Me damad ki baat sunke bola
Tabhi to me sochu meri beti tumhe. Chhodna Q nahi chahti hai
Asraf meri baat sunke bola
Kya matlab abbuji me samjha nahi
Me.... Ashraf se bola
Me...room me muskan se
ghar chalne ko keh raha tha
Mene muskan se bola
ghar chalte hai beti
Ab yaha kuch nahi ho sakta
Me..kisi achhe se admi se tumhara nikah karwa dunga
Fir tu ussi ke sath raji khusi jindagi gujarna
Par muskan ne mere sath jane se mana kar diya
Jante ho Ashraf muskan mujhse kya boli
Ashraf ak dam se bola
Kya boli muskan abbuji
Me..
Keh rahi thi me Ashraf ko bohat chahti hu abbuji
Me..inke siwa kisi our ke sath rehna nahi chahti
Chahe naya bala mujhe kitni bhi khusiya Q na de
Me ..bas Ashraf ki jariye khusiya hasil karna chahti hu
Isi liye me Aaj sarafat ki baat mante huye
Tumse nikah karne ko raji hu
Ye bas me Ashraf ke liye kar rahi hu
Baki isme meri koyi marji nahi hai
Itna sunte hi Ashraf apni jaga se uthke muskan ke pass jake beth gya
Our fir muskan ke shoulder pakad ke bola
ohhh ... Muskan tum nahi janti ho tumhari baat sunke mujhe kitni khusi guyi hai
Tumhari Marji na hone ki baad bhi
Fir bhi tum meri khatir abbuji se nikah karne ko raji ho gyi ho
Me..ye ahshan tumhara jindagi bhar tak manunga
Jo khusiyo me tumhe nahi de saka bo sari khusiya tumhe dunga
Me tumhari har baat manunga
Tumhara har kaam karunga Chahe mera dil kare ya na kare
Asraf ki baat sunke muskan mujh se boli
Dekh liya na abbu tumne
Ab tum batao
Kya mujhe Ashraf jesa shohar mil sakta hai kya
Me ..bola...beti isne bol diya our tumne maan liya
Me to jab manunga jab tumhara shohar karke dikhayga
Ashraf...nahi abbuji me pak kitab ki kasam khake kehta
Me muskan ki har baat manuga
Me.. chalo ye to bakt ane pe pata chalega
Fil haal to nikah ki taiyari karo
Me bhi is kaam ko jaldi se kar ke farig ho jana chahta hu
Mujhe bhi ghar jana hai tumhara ghar basane ke bad
madarse balo ko mene bol to diya hai madarse ka chanda kar raha hu
Jab me baha khali haath jaunga pata nahi bo mujhe nokri pe rakhenge ya nahi
Meri baat sunke muskan boli abbuji ap Ashraf ke liye itna kuch kar rahe ho
Mujhe Ashraf se ummid hai
ye bhi tumhare liye itna ho kar sakte hai
Keh tumhari nokri bachane ke liye apni jaib se pese bhi de sakte hai
Q Ashraf mene sahi kaha na
Ashraf....ha muskan me abbuji ko apni jaib se pese dene ko raji hu
Bas ak baar abbu our tumhara nikah ho jane do
Fir jitne pese abbu ko chahiye me dene ko raji hu
Muskan...ab to khus abbu Ashraf ne tumhari muskil asan kar dee
Ab tum Ashraf se pese
Leke madarse balo ko de dana
Bol dena ye chande ka pasa hai
Me....are nahi nahi me kese damad se pese le sakta hu beti
Damad ko susar ko pese dete hai lete nhi hai
Muskan..meri baat sunke
Boli..ha tumhari bhi baat sahi hai Abbu
Muskan kuch der sochne ke baad boli
Ak Idea hai mere pass
Q na Ashraf tumhe nikah me biwi ke sath cash pese bhi de fir to tum le loge un pese ko abbu
Bese bahar bala bhi ata use bhi pese dene padte na
Ashraf ko
Bahi pese ye tumhe de denge
Ye sunke Ashraf mera haath pakad ke bola
Abbu ab mana nahi karna
Bas tum ye samjh lene
Mene tumhe ye pese nikah ke badle diye hai
Me...thik hai Ashraf job tum mujhse itna keh rahe ho
To me.mana kese kar sakta hu
Par mujhe nikah ke ak lakh rupay chahiye
Ashraf thik hai abbuji me tumhe ak lakh rupay dunga
Muskan our Ashraf ki baat sunke mera land pajame me khus ho raha tha
Me...soch raha tha
Mera damad kitna lull hai
Sala apni biwi chudwane se mujhe pese bhi de raha hai
Iski biwi to khud asa maal hai
Kisi ko bhi dekha do bo bina pese ke nikah karne ko raji ho jayega
Yaha mera damad mujhe pese deke apni biwi ke mere pass sulana raha hai
Ye sach hai meri beti dekhne bhalne me kisi bhi angle me kam nahi hai
Bohat see hiroin bhi muskan ke aghe fail ho jayngi
Me apni kismat pe Aaj bohat naaj kar raha tha
Me Ashraf se bola pese ka maslah to hal ho gya
Ak maslah our bhi
Ashraf ab kon sa maslah hai abbu ji
Me....meri baat goar se sunna Ashraf
Tumne apni biwi ko talak diya
Ab dusra nikah karne ke liye tumhari biwi ko 4 mahine ke iddat karni hogi
Fir jake iska dusra nikah hoga
Ye baat sunke Ashraf ka chehra utar gya
Badi maushi se bola bola
Ha ye to sahi hai muskan ko 4 mahine ki iddat karni hogi
Me 4 mahine intjar nahi kar sakta hu abbuji
Ap padhe likhe alim ho
Ap hi koyi rasta nikalo taki kaam jaldi se ho jaye
Me ak rasta hai
mujhe muskan ko apne nikah me 10 din rakhna hoga
Yani kam se kam 10 din mujhe muskan ke sath sona hoga fir jake ye nikah pura hoga
Agar tum ak din me talak lena chahte ho to uske liye muskan ko iddat karni hogi 4 mahine ki
Meri baat sunke asraf ka chehra khil gya
Asraf khus hoke bola
4 mahine se to 10 din thik hai abbuji ap 10 din tak muskan ke sath so sakte ho
Me...yani me tumhari biwi ke sath 10 din so sakta hu
Tumhe koyi atraj to nahi hai
Muskan ham sasur damad ki baat sun ke halke halke muskura rahi thi
Ashraf ha abbuji mujhe koyi atraj nahi hai
Ak baar tum muskan se puch lete to sahi rehega
Me muskan se bola bolo beti tum kya kehti ho
Muskan..sharma ke boli.mujhe kya kehna
Jab ye hi mujhe apke saath
10 din tak sulane ko raji hai to
Isme me kya kar sakti hu
Inki Khusi me meri khusi hai
Me...lo ab sab baat final ho gyi
Kal ham nikah karenge
Asraf...kuch soch ke bola
Abbuji kal to jamme ka din hai
Hame jumme me bhi jana hai
Me... jumme ka din sahi to hai ak din me do nek kaam ho jaynge
Pehle nikah pedhenge fir zumme ko jaynge
Our bahi tum nikah ki khusi me chhuare bhi baat dena
Ghar ghar jake bataoge to aurte tarha tarha ki baat katengi
Behtar yahi rahega tum bahi pe baat dena
Asraf ha abbuji me zumme me baat dunga
Me..kal nikah hai jo bhi shoping karni aaj hi kar lena
Kal hame time nahi milega
Asraf ha abbuji shoping Aaj sahi rehega hai
Ye keh ke Ashraf khada hoke bola tum log dhodi der mera intjaar karo me ATM se cash nikal ke lata hu
Kuch dukandaar online payment nahi lete hai
Cash jaib me hoga sahi rahega
Me thik hai tum pese leke aao
Ashraf hame salam kar ke ghar se bahar chala gya
Ashraf ke jate hi muskan boli
Kya baat hai abbu napak rehne se tumhare undar kitne jaldi jaldi napak Idea a rahe the
Kese apne damad se 10 din ke liye
Usse usi ki biwi mang lee mozmasti karne ke liye
..muskan ki .napak bali baat me samajh gya tha
Muskan janti hai viriya niklne ke baad me gusal karke nahi aya hu
Me abhi bhi napak hu
Me... tumne hi to bola tha
Ak din se kya hoga
Jada din ke liye nikah ke liye manana Ashraf ko
Mene to tumhari khatir kiya hai ye sab
Muskan...ooo...ho....dekho to kese fatwe jhad rahe hai
Kud nikah se pehle hi sab kuch kane ka irada rakhe huye the
Bo to mene roka hua hai tumhe barna to tum ab tak to
Sab kuch kar dete
Mere samne ye chalaki nahi chalegi tumhari
Me .. Ha meri beti me khud tumhe jada din ke liye apne nikah me rakhna chahta hu
Mujhe tumse maze jo lene hai
Muskan ab aye line pe
Ye keh ke muskan uthke apne room me jane lagi
Me..bahi sofe pe betha raha
Kuch der baad muskan fir se room se ake mere pass beth gyi
Bethne ke baad ak pech pe kuch likhne lagi
Me..bola kya likh rahi ho beti
Muskan boli ..me saman ki list bana rahi
Jo mujhe saman mangana hoga Ashraf se maga lungi
Me...to kya tum shoping pe nahi jaogi
Muskan me nahi jaa rahi hu
Tum dono chale jao
Me...mujhe kya larna hai shopping pe jake
Tumhe to pata hai me kurta pajama pehenta hu
Itni jaldi koyi sike dega nahi
Ak Eid ka joda ha naya use hi pehen lunga
Muskan.. thik hai jese tumhri marzi
Muskan apne saman ki list bana rahi thi
...me beth ke uske saman ki list dekh raha tha
Saman ki list kuch is tara thi
Ak face wash
Ak face pe massage karne ki cream
Ak face cream
Do teen item our thi jo mujhe nhi pata
Mehndi likhi
Uske baad
Muskan ne 10 alag alag colour ki bra penty bo bhi naye naye style ki
Jab muskan likh chuki
Me muskan se bola
Muskan beti meri taraf se list' me alag alag flavour ke Condom bhi likh do
. muskan...haske boli janaw. Condom laga ke suhagrat bayenge
Me ...nahi na mujhe achha lagega
Mera damad apni biwi ke liye condom leke ayga mere liye
Ye soch ke ajeeb see khusi ho rahi hai mere under
Muskan ...bas itni see baat pe tumhe khusi ho rahi
Jo mene socha hai agar bo ho gya to fir tumhe kitni Khushi hogi
Me...jaldi se bola.kya soch rakha hai tumhe meri bachhi
Muskan bakt ane pe pata chal jayga tumhe
Ye keh ke muskan alag alag flavour ke Condom likhne lagi
muskan list' bana ke nipti hi thi
Asraf ATM se pase nikal ke a gya
Uske ate hi muskan ne Saman ki list Ashraf ke haath me deke boli
Lo Market se ye saam leao
Asraf list leke bola kya tum nahi jaa rahi ho shoping karne
Muskan nahi thoda sa saman hai ise tum hi leao
Ashraf...lest leke jane lagta hai
Muskan boli pehle saman ki list padh ke samjh lo kya kya ana hai
Kahi baha jake tumhe meri likhayi Samaj me nahi aye to tumhe dikkat ho jaygi
Behter yahi hai ak baar mujhe list padh ke sunao
Thoda jor se bapdhna
Ashraf muskan ki baat sunke Saman ki list jor se jaldi jaldi padne laga
Ashraf cream podar normal saman samjh ke jor jor se list pad raha tha
Isi jaldi jaldi me bo bra panty bhi bol gya
Jeb use ahsar hua Jo usne bola hai bo sabke samne batane ke liye nahi hota hai
To Ashraf ak dam chup ho gya
Apna sar sharmindgi se niche kar ke khada ho gya
Muskan Ashraf ki taraf dekh ke boli bas itna hi saman hai list me
Ashraf...jhijhakte huye bola
Nahi .... our...bhi ...saman... hai...
Muskan fir padte Q nahi ho
Ashraf....b...b...b..bo..kya.. hai abbuji ke samne padne ka saman nahi hai isi liye mene nahi padha
Muskan.. list ka naam lene me tum abbu se itna sarma rahe ho to
kal fir Abbuji ke haath me apni biwi ka haath kese de paoge
Our baki ke kaam kese honge
Ghar ki sajawat se leke
Mera abbu ka bed sajane tak
Ye sab kaam tumhe hi to karne
Ashraf chup chap apni biwi ki baat sun raha tha
Ye dekh ke mera land pajame me harkar kar raha tha
Muskan boli bolo chhup Q ho
Mera damad Sehemta hua bola ye sab kaam kya mujhe hi karna honga
Muskan todha gussa dikha ke boli
Me phone kar ke tumhare abbu ammi ko bulwa leti hu
Ye sare kaam bohi kar denge
Ye sunke asraf ak dam bola nahi nahi please unhe phone nahi karna muskan me khud kar lunga sab kaam
Jese bhi bologi besa hi kaam kar dunga
Bas unhe kuch nahi batana
Muskan...tum me akal nahi hai
Is shadi ka ham teen ke alawa kisi ko pata nahi
Ab ye sab kaam dulah dulhan to karenge nahi
Isi liye to tumhe karne ko bol rahi hu me
Mera maksad tumhe niche dikahne ka nahi
Bas majburi hai jo tumse karne ki bol rahi
Ashraf muskan ki baat se khus hoke bola
Offo...ye baat to mene sochi nahi
Me khama kha me jhijhak raha hu
Sab mujburi ke chalte hame karna pad raha hai
Muskan....issi liye mene tumse saman ki list padwai hai
Taki tumhare under ki sharam khatam ho jaye
Asraf....me ab sab samjh gya hu lo abhi me padh ke sunata hu
Baki saam hai
Ak peker banana flavour ka
c ..c..c...condom ka
Ak peket chocolate flavour ka
Ak packet lichi flavour
Ase hi our bhi Ashraf ne sab condom ke naam bina jhijhak ke pad diye
Muskan ye sunke boli
ye huyi na baat
Ab jao jaldi se leke aao
Asraf bola bo abbuji nikah kon padhayega
Bahar se ham kisi ko bula nahi sakte hai
Me..damad ki baat sunke bola nikah tum padhoge
Asraf....m...m..me ..kese padha sakta hu abbuji
Mujhse nikah padhana nahi ata hai
Me... tum iski tantion nalo
Me tumhe ak kagaj pe likh ke de dunga
Nikah me jo padhaya jata hai
Bo sab
Tum raat me yaad kar lena
Ashraf.. ha asa to me kar sakta hu
Asraf Chalo ye bhi tantion khatam ho gyi
Ab me list ka saman lene jata hu
Asraf ke jate hi me Apne room me chala gya thodi der sone ke liye
Muskan bhi apne room me chali gyi baby ke pass
Sham ko Ashraf sara saman leke aya
Ashraf ke ane ke baad
sab khana bagera khake apne apne room me chale gye
Mene ak kagaj pe nikah ke bare me sab likh ke Ashraf ko de diya yaad karne ke liye
Me...to so gya par Ashraf kagaj ka likha hua yaad karta raha
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