Pandit ji .. aap ki 'Pyaar - 100 baar' kabhi - kabhi to bilkul aisa ehsaas karwa deti hai ki .. kucch aur sochne - samajhne ko dil he nahi chahta .. bas mann karta rehta hai ki inhi kirdaaro ke beech main bhi Arjun ki parchaai bana sabka pyaar mehsoos karta rahu .. aur kabhi - kabhi to kucch na kucch koi choti-moti si kriya ya ghatna par aisa dhyaan kendrit kar dete ho ki .. dil aur dimaag bas us he ek shhann par atakk sa jaata hai ...
Ritu-Arjun ko sote dekh jab Alka subha uthane aati hai aur in dono ko dekh kar wo khud uss ehsaas mein kho si jaati hai .. bas kya he kehne .. ye kucch scene to itne intimate hote hai ki sochne bhar se he pet mein gudgudi si hone lagti hai .. jaise ki .. jab Ritu bistar se khadi hokar apne baalo ko sawaarte hue unko band se baandhti hai .. bas is particular scene ko padhkar he mera mann review likhne ka ho gaya tha .. auro ka to pata nahi muzhe to bada he romantic pyaara aur hadd se jyaada intimate scene laga tha .. intimate scene se matlab mere liye sirf do shareero ka milan aur unki beech ki chemistry se nahi .. balki wo koi bhi aisa pal jisko sochne bhar se ya fir uske ehsaas se he dil ki dhadkan badh jaaye .. jisko sochne bhar se he aapke aas-paas ka sab kucch shunye ho jaaye .. jisko sochne bhar se kucch aur sochne/karne/jaan-ne it iccha he na rahe .. even now jab main ye line likh raha hu .. to mere dimaag mein abhi bhi wo maahol aur drishye chal raha hai .. jisme 2 khoobsurat ladkiya chaat par khadi hai subha ke chaar baje aur un shaant palo mein jaha door-door tak chhat par koi bhi na ho aur sirf aap akele ho apni chaahat ke saath .. par saath he kisi ke aane ka darr par kisi dusri baat ki chinta nahi .. bas us pal mein sirf aur sirf aap aur wo ho .. wo subha-subha ka thanda sa ehsaas wo mann ko sheetalta pardaan kar dene wali bhor ki meethi-meethi si thandak .. aur un antrang palo mein wo pagli si chui-mooi si patli/lambi si ladki .. gharelu purane suit salwaar mein bina chunni ke .. kohni se lambi baaju ki aasteen wale patiyala suit-salwaar mein .. apne dono haatho se apne kaan ke paas se ungliyo ko kanghi bana kar kamar jitne lambe baalo mein haath nikalna .. apni surahidaar gardan ko mod kar sar ko peeche karke apne baalo ko hilana .. wo kamar tak ke lambe reshami se baal lehrana .. phir unko ulte haath se mutthi mein bhar kar seedhe haath se band ko ungliyo se khol kar .. ulte haath mein pakde hue baalo ko band ke andar peerona .. wo bhi ek ada se .. aapne itna detail mein nahi likha .. magar iss lomdi ka dimag wahi un palo mein kho gaya tha Enigma bhai .. beshak aapne likha bahut he sanshipt sa ho .. magar wo pal .. haaaayyyye kya likha hai mere bhai .. bas kabhi-kabhi aisi baat likh kar dil khush kar dete ho yaar .. mera din bana diya mere natkhat pandit bhai ...
jab maine ye update parso subha padhna shuru kiya tha to Ritu ka apne baalo ko baandhne wale scene par aakar main ek baar to kucch shanno ke liye rukk gaya tha .. kya karu tha he itna sanjeeda sa ke main kucch palo ke liye aage badh he na saka .. kabhi-kabhi to dil karta hai ki 'Pyaar - 100 baar' sirf ek kahani na hokar mere jeevan ka ek hissa ho aur main isme mandrata sa ek deewana-pyaasa bhavra .. aur merei lalsa yahi rehti hai ki kaash iss pushp ka paraag kabhi khatam na ho aur ye sada aise he ras aur sughand se sarabor rahe .. aur main bhi pyaasa sa isi par chipta rahu isi par mandrata rahu isi ke ird-gird daaye-baaye upar-neeche agal-bagal bas isi ki khushboo mein magn rahu saari icchao aur laalsaaro se door .. aur shayad ho bhi jaata hu .. jab aap apni ati-goodh ati-samvensheel akalpniye kalpana mein bheh kar apni ati-ullekhniye lekhani se aisi chaashni taiyaar karte ho ki ye bhavra sirf yahi vicchran karne par majboor ho jaata hai ...
upar likhi meri baat aur mere shabd shayad mere dil ka haal na bayaan kar paaye .. par bhai aapki kahani over the top hai .. agar isme incest na hota to literally mein isko apne har kareebi ko jabarjasti padhwata .. kehne ko to incest isme X-factor ka kaam karta hai but wo bhi hum jaise pyaase raahgiro ke liye .. kya pata shayad jab aap iska romantic version publish karoge to main wo kaam jaroor karunga .. without an iota of doubt ...
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bahut ho gayi pyaar-shyaar ki baate .. ab jara dharti pe aaja oo udte bhavre ...
ahhmmm .. to kaha te hum .. ha to lekhak ji yaha se
shuru karte hai review ...
... waise yaha pehle scene mein alka ritu ko uthati hai ki neeche se Komal didi ya koi bhi aa sakta hai .. to kya Ritu ne Alka ko nahi bataya hai ki Komal didi ko sab kucch pata hai .. muzhe to laga tha ki Ritu/Alka sab kucch apas mein share karti hai.
... neeche kitchen mein aa kar Ritu Alka ko Preeti ki maami se door rakhne ke liye kehti hai .. magar wo Saroj mausi aur Pooja Maami ko najar andaaz kar rahi hai .. kya Ritu ko Saroj mausi aur Pooja maami ke vishay mein nahi pata hai.
... Arjun ne jo list Komal didi ko likh kar dikhayi thi naamo wali .. to kya usme ankit naamo ke vishay mein Ritu/Alka ko nahi pata.
... ab jara baat kare apne handsome hero ki .. Dr. Shankar Sharma .. abhi pehle kisi ne kucch kaha tha inke vishay mein ki ye phir se ghar ke andar he shuru ho gaye aur apni behen ko he cched diya .. Damini bua se ab agar Shankar ji ki pat-ti hai to isme auro ko kyo khujli ho rahi hai .. aur iss ghar mein aisa pehle kaunsa kaam nahi hua jo Shankar ji kucch naya karne wale hai .. ye kisi ke saath jabarjasti to nahi kar rahe .. saamne wala khud taiyaar hai to fir pata nahi in Arjun sharma ke kadrdaano ke kyon khujli ho rahi hai.
... waise aaj dusri baar Rajkumar ji par jawani ka suroor chadhte dikha .. aur ho bhi kyo na .. aakhir inke dono baccho ki shaadi ho rahi hai .. aur har baap ke liye is se khushi ka mauka aur kya ho sakta hai .. magar phoote karam inke ki inki desi ghodi Arjun ki chaheti taayi Lalita ji hai .. bina ungli kiye ye kaise peeche rahe .. magar nehle pe dehla apne Rajkumar ji ne bhi pel diya.
... Aanchal ye apne Krishneshwar ji ki dehwati hai .. pata nahi keechad mein ye kamal kaise khil gaya .. magar iske phool ke peeche bhi ghar ka mendhak he laga hua hai .. ab dekhna hai ki is mendhak ka shikaar kaun karega .. Arjun ya fir uske pita ya mama Rajesh.
... Aanchal ke sar se pita ka saaya uth-ta hai ki nahi ye ispar nirbhar karta hai ki wo kiske hath-te chadhta hai .. Arjun ya fir Nilkanth aur inke saale sahab ke.
... Once again .. lekhak ji aapne fir se kapde ke pat-te wali HMT ghadi ka jikrr kar ke 80's-90's ke dashak ki jhalak ya fir kahu yaadein taza kardi.
... Krishneshwar ji bhi ghar mein apne bade bhai ke saath shaadi ke samaroh se pehle ki chal-pahal ka khul kar luft utha rahe hai .. magar jiss tarah inki inki nazre har baat ka baareki se aankalan kar rahi hai .. aur inki Kumar Saarang ji se acchi pat-ti hai .. ghar ka bhedi lanka d****.
... Arjun apni dili mein professor bua ko lene station jaayega apni mameri behen swaati ke saath shayad waha kucch apratyaksh ghatna ghatit ho .. jiske taar Kumar Saarang ke rajpariwaar mein ho rahi uthalputahal se jude ho ...
... Vinodiye ne apne jija aur Aanchal ke pita aur Damini ke khasam PP sharma ko saamne apni behen ki swayam he laaz utaar di hai, pata nahi iss bewakoof ke dimaag mein kya kurafaat upaj le rahi hai jo isne apni behen ko he SHankar ke saath sambandh bata kar nirlaj saabit kar diya hai .. waise asli khatra ek bahadur se nahi balke ek kaayar aur darpok se hota hai .. kyonki asal jeevan mein bhi kabhi bhi koi bhi ghatiya harkat ya koi neech waar kabhi bhi ek bahadur ya swaabimaani vyakti nahi karta magar aisi bewakoofi hamesha koi kuntith, dedh-pasli ya ek moorkh hi karta hai ...
... Arjun sharma ke dushman to bahut ban chuke hai .. jo shayad school se lekar punjab aur nanihaal tak mein maujood hai .. ya fir kucch aise bhi hai .. jinka bhaan Arjun ke daada aur inke hiteshiyo ko bhi nahi hai .. khair dekhte hai samay ka pahiya kis disha mein ghoomta hai .. aur kya-kya naye mod le kar aata hai .. kyonki samay sa balwaan to koi nahi hai .. sab kucch samay mein he simta hua hai .. bal, shohrat, prem, pyaas, jawaani, dosti, Rishte-naate, 'SANSAR'.
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Billi420 baaz nahi aane wali apne "Wahiyaat" alien message se, socha tha kucch to sudhar hoga .. magar ye billi ki dum kutto ki dum se bhi dheet hai .. seedhi he nahi hoti
.. Tony stark bhai ke suit ki bijli khatam ho gayi hai .. isi liye review to cchodo message bhi kabhi-kabhi naseeb hote hai .. aur Professsor with an extra 's' ka shayad kisi ne chalan kaat diya hai .. auro ko padhate-padhate khud dohre ho liye .. aka3829 bhiya ne jaasosi chhod kar aaj kal daakiye ki service shuru kar di hai .. yaha apne shri Arman bhai Yug Purush ne bhi naye saal ka pyaar bhara paigaam bheja hai pandit ji ko .. kyon ki inko incest se allergy hai warna ye yaha sabki le lete koi "aap physics ke khilaaf nahi jaa sakte" .. aur Arman bhai yaha bina tension ke kucch bhi likh diya karo 'Pyaar se' apne pandit ji mast mola hai .. inka baaki sab kucch ki tarah dil bhi bahut bada hai .. @aur kamdev99008 bhiya ke to kehne he kya ye sab jagah milenge sirf apni kahani ko chhod kar wo bhi bahane ke saath .. aur eternity bhai ke message bhi eternity ke baad he dekne ko milte hai .. waise apne hiss-hiss XLNC bhai to gayab hai naye saal ke uplaksh mein .. ye to daaru mein tair rahe honge .. aur apna to naya saal falgun ke upraant he aata hai aur par fir bhi aaj gazar ke halwe aur peetal ke gilas mein shakkar ke garma-garam doodh ke saath luft uthate hue 'Pyaar - 100 baar' ko enjoy karunga .. magar sabki khushi ke liye unko naye saal ki badhayi aur abhiwadan ke saath subhaashish jaroor haath jod kar deta hoon ...
Naya saal mubarak ho mere kameene bhaiyo aur unki kucch ek aadh behno ..
Poorn-Viraam
Ritu-Arjun ko sote dekh jab Alka subha uthane aati hai aur in dono ko dekh kar wo khud uss ehsaas mein kho si jaati hai .. bas kya he kehne .. ye kucch scene to itne intimate hote hai ki sochne bhar se he pet mein gudgudi si hone lagti hai .. jaise ki .. jab Ritu bistar se khadi hokar apne baalo ko sawaarte hue unko band se baandhti hai .. bas is particular scene ko padhkar he mera mann review likhne ka ho gaya tha .. auro ka to pata nahi muzhe to bada he romantic pyaara aur hadd se jyaada intimate scene laga tha .. intimate scene se matlab mere liye sirf do shareero ka milan aur unki beech ki chemistry se nahi .. balki wo koi bhi aisa pal jisko sochne bhar se ya fir uske ehsaas se he dil ki dhadkan badh jaaye .. jisko sochne bhar se he aapke aas-paas ka sab kucch shunye ho jaaye .. jisko sochne bhar se kucch aur sochne/karne/jaan-ne it iccha he na rahe .. even now jab main ye line likh raha hu .. to mere dimaag mein abhi bhi wo maahol aur drishye chal raha hai .. jisme 2 khoobsurat ladkiya chaat par khadi hai subha ke chaar baje aur un shaant palo mein jaha door-door tak chhat par koi bhi na ho aur sirf aap akele ho apni chaahat ke saath .. par saath he kisi ke aane ka darr par kisi dusri baat ki chinta nahi .. bas us pal mein sirf aur sirf aap aur wo ho .. wo subha-subha ka thanda sa ehsaas wo mann ko sheetalta pardaan kar dene wali bhor ki meethi-meethi si thandak .. aur un antrang palo mein wo pagli si chui-mooi si patli/lambi si ladki .. gharelu purane suit salwaar mein bina chunni ke .. kohni se lambi baaju ki aasteen wale patiyala suit-salwaar mein .. apne dono haatho se apne kaan ke paas se ungliyo ko kanghi bana kar kamar jitne lambe baalo mein haath nikalna .. apni surahidaar gardan ko mod kar sar ko peeche karke apne baalo ko hilana .. wo kamar tak ke lambe reshami se baal lehrana .. phir unko ulte haath se mutthi mein bhar kar seedhe haath se band ko ungliyo se khol kar .. ulte haath mein pakde hue baalo ko band ke andar peerona .. wo bhi ek ada se .. aapne itna detail mein nahi likha .. magar iss lomdi ka dimag wahi un palo mein kho gaya tha Enigma bhai .. beshak aapne likha bahut he sanshipt sa ho .. magar wo pal .. haaaayyyye kya likha hai mere bhai .. bas kabhi-kabhi aisi baat likh kar dil khush kar dete ho yaar .. mera din bana diya mere natkhat pandit bhai ...
jab maine ye update parso subha padhna shuru kiya tha to Ritu ka apne baalo ko baandhne wale scene par aakar main ek baar to kucch shanno ke liye rukk gaya tha .. kya karu tha he itna sanjeeda sa ke main kucch palo ke liye aage badh he na saka .. kabhi-kabhi to dil karta hai ki 'Pyaar - 100 baar' sirf ek kahani na hokar mere jeevan ka ek hissa ho aur main isme mandrata sa ek deewana-pyaasa bhavra .. aur merei lalsa yahi rehti hai ki kaash iss pushp ka paraag kabhi khatam na ho aur ye sada aise he ras aur sughand se sarabor rahe .. aur main bhi pyaasa sa isi par chipta rahu isi par mandrata rahu isi ke ird-gird daaye-baaye upar-neeche agal-bagal bas isi ki khushboo mein magn rahu saari icchao aur laalsaaro se door .. aur shayad ho bhi jaata hu .. jab aap apni ati-goodh ati-samvensheel akalpniye kalpana mein bheh kar apni ati-ullekhniye lekhani se aisi chaashni taiyaar karte ho ki ye bhavra sirf yahi vicchran karne par majboor ho jaata hai ...
upar likhi meri baat aur mere shabd shayad mere dil ka haal na bayaan kar paaye .. par bhai aapki kahani over the top hai .. agar isme incest na hota to literally mein isko apne har kareebi ko jabarjasti padhwata .. kehne ko to incest isme X-factor ka kaam karta hai but wo bhi hum jaise pyaase raahgiro ke liye .. kya pata shayad jab aap iska romantic version publish karoge to main wo kaam jaroor karunga .. without an iota of doubt ...
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bahut ho gayi pyaar-shyaar ki baate .. ab jara dharti pe aaja oo udte bhavre ...
ahhmmm .. to kaha te hum .. ha to lekhak ji yaha se
shuru karte hai review ...... waise yaha pehle scene mein alka ritu ko uthati hai ki neeche se Komal didi ya koi bhi aa sakta hai .. to kya Ritu ne Alka ko nahi bataya hai ki Komal didi ko sab kucch pata hai .. muzhe to laga tha ki Ritu/Alka sab kucch apas mein share karti hai.
... neeche kitchen mein aa kar Ritu Alka ko Preeti ki maami se door rakhne ke liye kehti hai .. magar wo Saroj mausi aur Pooja Maami ko najar andaaz kar rahi hai .. kya Ritu ko Saroj mausi aur Pooja maami ke vishay mein nahi pata hai.
... Arjun ne jo list Komal didi ko likh kar dikhayi thi naamo wali .. to kya usme ankit naamo ke vishay mein Ritu/Alka ko nahi pata.
... ab jara baat kare apne handsome hero ki .. Dr. Shankar Sharma .. abhi pehle kisi ne kucch kaha tha inke vishay mein ki ye phir se ghar ke andar he shuru ho gaye aur apni behen ko he cched diya .. Damini bua se ab agar Shankar ji ki pat-ti hai to isme auro ko kyo khujli ho rahi hai .. aur iss ghar mein aisa pehle kaunsa kaam nahi hua jo Shankar ji kucch naya karne wale hai .. ye kisi ke saath jabarjasti to nahi kar rahe .. saamne wala khud taiyaar hai to fir pata nahi in Arjun sharma ke kadrdaano ke kyon khujli ho rahi hai.
... waise aaj dusri baar Rajkumar ji par jawani ka suroor chadhte dikha .. aur ho bhi kyo na .. aakhir inke dono baccho ki shaadi ho rahi hai .. aur har baap ke liye is se khushi ka mauka aur kya ho sakta hai .. magar phoote karam inke ki inki desi ghodi Arjun ki chaheti taayi Lalita ji hai .. bina ungli kiye ye kaise peeche rahe .. magar nehle pe dehla apne Rajkumar ji ne bhi pel diya.
... Aanchal ye apne Krishneshwar ji ki dehwati hai .. pata nahi keechad mein ye kamal kaise khil gaya .. magar iske phool ke peeche bhi ghar ka mendhak he laga hua hai .. ab dekhna hai ki is mendhak ka shikaar kaun karega .. Arjun ya fir uske pita ya mama Rajesh.
... Aanchal ke sar se pita ka saaya uth-ta hai ki nahi ye ispar nirbhar karta hai ki wo kiske hath-te chadhta hai .. Arjun ya fir Nilkanth aur inke saale sahab ke.
... Once again .. lekhak ji aapne fir se kapde ke pat-te wali HMT ghadi ka jikrr kar ke 80's-90's ke dashak ki jhalak ya fir kahu yaadein taza kardi.
... Krishneshwar ji bhi ghar mein apne bade bhai ke saath shaadi ke samaroh se pehle ki chal-pahal ka khul kar luft utha rahe hai .. magar jiss tarah inki inki nazre har baat ka baareki se aankalan kar rahi hai .. aur inki Kumar Saarang ji se acchi pat-ti hai .. ghar ka bhedi lanka d****.
... Arjun apni dili mein professor bua ko lene station jaayega apni mameri behen swaati ke saath shayad waha kucch apratyaksh ghatna ghatit ho .. jiske taar Kumar Saarang ke rajpariwaar mein ho rahi uthalputahal se jude ho ...
... Vinodiye ne apne jija aur Aanchal ke pita aur Damini ke khasam PP sharma ko saamne apni behen ki swayam he laaz utaar di hai, pata nahi iss bewakoof ke dimaag mein kya kurafaat upaj le rahi hai jo isne apni behen ko he SHankar ke saath sambandh bata kar nirlaj saabit kar diya hai .. waise asli khatra ek bahadur se nahi balke ek kaayar aur darpok se hota hai .. kyonki asal jeevan mein bhi kabhi bhi koi bhi ghatiya harkat ya koi neech waar kabhi bhi ek bahadur ya swaabimaani vyakti nahi karta magar aisi bewakoofi hamesha koi kuntith, dedh-pasli ya ek moorkh hi karta hai ...
... Arjun sharma ke dushman to bahut ban chuke hai .. jo shayad school se lekar punjab aur nanihaal tak mein maujood hai .. ya fir kucch aise bhi hai .. jinka bhaan Arjun ke daada aur inke hiteshiyo ko bhi nahi hai .. khair dekhte hai samay ka pahiya kis disha mein ghoomta hai .. aur kya-kya naye mod le kar aata hai .. kyonki samay sa balwaan to koi nahi hai .. sab kucch samay mein he simta hua hai .. bal, shohrat, prem, pyaas, jawaani, dosti, Rishte-naate, 'SANSAR'.
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Billi420 baaz nahi aane wali apne "Wahiyaat" alien message se, socha tha kucch to sudhar hoga .. magar ye billi ki dum kutto ki dum se bhi dheet hai .. seedhi he nahi hoti
.. Tony stark bhai ke suit ki bijli khatam ho gayi hai .. isi liye review to cchodo message bhi kabhi-kabhi naseeb hote hai .. aur Professsor with an extra 's' ka shayad kisi ne chalan kaat diya hai .. auro ko padhate-padhate khud dohre ho liye .. aka3829 bhiya ne jaasosi chhod kar aaj kal daakiye ki service shuru kar di hai .. yaha apne shri Arman bhai Yug Purush ne bhi naye saal ka pyaar bhara paigaam bheja hai pandit ji ko .. kyon ki inko incest se allergy hai warna ye yaha sabki le lete koi "aap physics ke khilaaf nahi jaa sakte" .. aur Arman bhai yaha bina tension ke kucch bhi likh diya karo 'Pyaar se' apne pandit ji mast mola hai .. inka baaki sab kucch ki tarah dil bhi bahut bada hai .. @aur kamdev99008 bhiya ke to kehne he kya ye sab jagah milenge sirf apni kahani ko chhod kar wo bhi bahane ke saath .. aur eternity bhai ke message bhi eternity ke baad he dekne ko milte hai .. waise apne hiss-hiss XLNC bhai to gayab hai naye saal ke uplaksh mein .. ye to daaru mein tair rahe honge .. aur apna to naya saal falgun ke upraant he aata hai aur par fir bhi aaj gazar ke halwe aur peetal ke gilas mein shakkar ke garma-garam doodh ke saath luft uthate hue 'Pyaar - 100 baar' ko enjoy karunga .. magar sabki khushi ke liye unko naye saal ki badhayi aur abhiwadan ke saath subhaashish jaroor haath jod kar deta hoon ...Naya saal mubarak ho mere kameene bhaiyo aur unki kucch ek aadh behno ..
Poorn-Viraam
bar ko saral rupantaran sirf aur sirf aise he ehsaas, andekhi ki peeda, gyaan ka mantavya aur ekakipan me jiwan ka varnan hai. 
