Bhaag 3
Badiya sa bhojan ke baad, Alka aur Nikhilesh ek baar phir Ramcharan aur unke patni ko namaste kiye, ghar se nikal padte hain. Chaukhat pe aate hi, Nikhilesh gaur se dekhta hain ki Raaka jeep liye pehle se hi intezar kar raha tha. Muskurake Alka aur Nikhilesh ek dusre ko dekhte hain aur Munnu ko leke, jeep pe chadh jaate hain.
Kuch hi pal mein jeep ravana ho jaata hain aur tabhi Ramcharan ek nazar apne patni ko dekhke, ek katu sa bhav dikhata hain "tumhe zyada kehni ki zaroorat nahi! Kya chahti ho tum, ke factory ka kaam ruk jaye?? Aur sahab yaha se chale jaye?" Girdhari ek nazar apne pati ki aur dekhti hain aur sar pe ghoonghat odhe, chupke se andar chali jaati hain.
Ramcharan bhi kuch der tak vahi ruka raha aur ek gehri saans liye, andar chala jaata hain.
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Raaka jeeo ko leke ek bahut hi aalishan gate ke andar ghus jaata hain, aur Nikhilesh aur Alka, dono bahaar charo aur khet aur bagiche ko dekhne lage, jo sachme kaafi phaile huye the aur bahut hi khoobsurat nazare pesh kar rahe the. Alka to jaise manmugdh hoke, bade bade pedo ko dekhne lagi, ke tabhi jeep kuch hi doori pe ruk jaata hain.
Raaka : lijiye sahab! Haveli pahuch gaye hum!
Nikhilesh aur Alka, Munnu ko leke jeep me se utar jaate hain aur teeno haveli ko niharne lage. Dekhne mein puri haveli kam se kam 100 se 200 saal purana lag raha tha aur kul milakar teen manzilein the, chat ko chorke. Nikhilesh utsahit mann se dekhne laga charo aur.
Nikhilesh : wow! Khoob hai! Vaise Raaka, yeh kitne saal purana hoga?
Raaka : sahab, yeh to hume maloom nahi, lekin Ramcharanji ka kehna hai ke, unke pardaada aur daada, dono yaha ke estate manager hua karte the bahut saal pehle. Ab isse zyada to hume kuch nahi malum!
Munnu : wow mummy!!! Kitna badia bunglow hai!!! Wow!
Alka : (bete ke sar pe haath phirate) hmmm! Voh to hai beta! Sach me bahut hi aalishan haveli hain!.
Alka ki nazren bade bade purane zamane ki U-shape khidkiyon ko nihaar rahi thi ke tabhi Raaka haath mein chaabi ka guccha liye aage aage chal padta hain "madam, sahab, ayiye!". Jaate jaate phir ek baar Nikhilesh ko masti chadta hain aur voh Alka ke piche chala jaata hain, kaan me phusohuata hua "hmmm privacy hi privacy hoga, hai na darling?". Jiske jawab mein Alka "dhatt" kehke, aage aage chal leti hain.
Aakhirkar Raaka chaabi ke gucchiyo me se ek sone ki chaabi nikaalke, darwaze pe lage ek bade se taale ko kholne lagta hain. Darwaza khulte hi ek lambi si awaaz aati hain, jo aam taur pe haveliyon ke darwaze ke khule jaane se hoti thi. Khair, andar pravesh karte hi, Alka cheekh padti hain, jaise hi uski saamna ek bade se madki ke jaal se hoti hain. Raaka foran us jaal ko hata deta hain aur Nikhilesh muskurane laga.
Nikhilesh : Darling! Tumhari cheekh sunke bechara madki darr gaya hoga!
Alka : uff! Chup bhi ho jayiye, aapko malum bhi hai kitni badi makdi thi! (Pallu ko adjust karti hui)
Munnu : mummy darr gayi! Hehehe
Alka : Munnu, behave yourself!
Nikhilesh muskurate huye, foran charo aur dekhne lagta hain aur Alka bhi vahi karti hain. Art aur kala me to pehle se hi uski kaafi ruchi rahi hain, isliye deewaro ke purane painting kiye gaye tasveero ko Alka niharne lagti hain aur jaise jaise uski nazren ek ke baad ek, yudh se leke shaadi shuda jode ke painting tak jaati gayi, voh khushi si hairan reh gayi.
Alka : wow! Kitne sundar paintings hai! Kya yaha koi artist rehta tha?
Raaka : memsahab, itna to nahi malum, shayad humare mukhyaji kuch keh payenge is baare mein.
Nikhilesh : haveli to badiya hai! Vaise saaf safai ka kuch intezam kiya gaya hai?
Raaka : bilkul kiya hai sahab! (Muskurake) khair, ab aap log ghar ka moina kare, main chalta hoon!
Raaka ke jaane ke baad, Nikhilesh khushi khushi apne patni ko dekhne laga, jo pehle se hi bahut utsahit thi. Foran, voh khud Alka ke paas pahuch jaata hai aur chupke se uksi sudol kamar par chikoti maarta hain. "kyon darling, kya khayal hai?". Jawab mein Alka muskurati hain aur pyar se kehti hain "hmmm badiya hai!".
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Dekhte hi dekhte saaf safai bhi ho jaata hain aur saath saath suraj bhi dhal jaata hain. Pehle manzil pe, Alka apne pati aur bete ko liye ek badiya sa kamra chunti hain, jahaan peele rang ki ujala pure kamre me chayi hui thi, deewaro pe lage lamp ke zariye. Us kamre mein bada sa bistar aur uske ird gird do bade bade khidkiyan maujood the, saath hi saath bistar ke baju mein ek badiya sa dressing table bhi upasthit tha.
Makhmali bistar pe lete Alka palke munde kuch pal tak shaandar palang aur resham si gadde ka anand leti rahi. Kuch garmi hone ke karan, voh apni baalon ko hairband se azaad karke bistar par leti rahi aur pyar se bolne lagi "Hmmmm! Kitna rumani mahol hai Nikhilesh!...... Nikhilesh?" Lekin uska pati kamre me nazar hi nahi aaya. Keval Munnu ko kamre me dekhke, Alka foran sochne laga ke Nikhilesh bhala kahan chala gaya tha.
Kamre se bahaar nikalte hi, Alka ka saamna aur bhi kahin kamre ke darwazon se hone lagti hain, aur voh chup chaap har ek darwaze ko parakhti gayi, sab darwaza khule huye the, lekin dhool se latpat the. Lekin Nikhilesh ka koi naam o nishan nahi. Tabhi Alka seediyon tak aake, upar dusre manzil ki aur dekhne lagi. "Kya Nikhilesh upar hai?" sochti hui Alka bas seediyon pe chadne hi wali thi ke tabhi uske kandhe pe ek haath aake ruk jaata hain.
"Huhh!" Ghabrake Alka piche mudti hain aur apne pati ko khade huye paati hain. Hairani se Nikhilesh apne patni ko dekhe jaa raha tha.
Nikhilesh : kya hua Alka? Upar kyon jaa rahi thi?
Alka : voh...bas aise hi, kautohol thi, bas! Vaise...aap kahaan the?
Nikhilesh : uff! Niche Raaka se baat kar raha tha and guess what! (Muskurake) maine mera study aur demo room humare bedroom ke bilkul baju wale kamre me banane ka faisla kiya! Hai na amazing?
Alka : (khushi se pati ke kandhe pe haath phailaye) matlab aap kareeb hi rahenge!
Nikhilesh : haan! Bas Munnu ko kabhi kabhi bahaat bhej dunga!
Alka apne pati ke chaati pe phir mukka maarke hasne lagti hain aur saath saath Nikhilesh bhi hasne laga, apne patni ke zulfon pe haath pherte huye use apne kareeb kar leta hain aur phir hont se hont ek baar phir pyar se jud jaate hain. Hamesha ki tarah apne patni ki raspaan karte huye Nikhilesh ke lund me hulchul hona shuru ho jaata hain aur voh kuch agla kadam lene hi wala tha ke tabhi Alka use rok leti hain "bas bas! Munnu kabhi bhi aa sakta hain! Besharam aadmi!".
Nikhilesh : Hmmph! Hamesha se yeh Munnu ghoom phirke beech me tapak hi jaata hain! Khair (mooh banata hua) ab to badla raat ko hi liya jayega!
Itna kehke Nikhilesh apne study room ke andar jaake moina karne lagta hain aur Alka pyar se khilkhila deti hain, lekin tabhi uski nazar phir ek baar upar ki aur chali jaati hain aur mann ek baar phir kautohol ho uthi upar ke kamro ko dekhne ke liye, lekin yeh kaam voh aaram se apni khud ke samay leke karna chahti thi.
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Raat ka samay, kareeb 10 baje ho jaata hain. Aam taur pe haveli ke aaspaas kaafi sanatta rehta hi tha, kyonke ganv ke baaki gharo se, yeh kuch doori pe sthapit tha, jis vajah se mela ho ya koi bhi shor sharaba, aasani se haveli tak awaaz nahi pahuch paate the.
Study room ke saaf safai ke baad, peeli roshni ke tale Nikhilesh apne laptop liye beth jaata hain aur saath hi saath chart paper ko table pe phailake, factory ke planning me jut jaata hain. Mahol itna sukoon bhara tha ke, kaam mein dhyan apne aap hi aa raha tha. Ek kamre me yeh mahol tha, to vaha dusre kamre me, yaani main bedroom me Alka dressing table ke aine me khud ko dekhkar, apne ghaneri zulfon ko savaar rahi thi. Lekin saath hi saath, kuch soche mein bhi doobi hui thi.
Raat zyada hone ke karan, Munnu pehle se hi bistar ke beecho beech so chuka tha aur uske chehre pe kuch mayusi saaf nazar aa raha tha, kyonki chote janab ko apna khud ka kamra jo chahiye thi haveli mein, lekin Alka ne mana kar di thi, voh itne bade haveli mein apne bete ko akela nahi chorna chahti thi.
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Dekhte hi dekhte raat ho jaata hain aur Alka apne bete ko sula hi rahi thi ke tabhi dhime se "Alkaa! Alka!" ki awaaz kamre me aati hain. Alka foran, yaha se vaha, aur phir darwaze ki aur dekhne lagi, jahaan pe Nikhilesh uska intezar kar raha tha, phusphusate huye "Alka! Idhar aao..ssshhh aaram se! Jaldi aao..".
Alka ek aakhri baar bete ke sar ko sehlaye, vaha se dhime se uth jaati hain aur aaj bhi hamesha ki tarah sleeveless nightie pehni hui, voh gazab lag rahi thi.
Khair, pati ke paas, kamre ke bahaar aate hi Alka kuch bolne hi wali thi ke tabhi, Nikhilesh uska haath thaame, bilkul viprit wale kamre ki aur leke chalta hain. Pahuchte hi Alka ko andhere ke vajah se kuch nazar nahi aayi, lekin jaise uske pati ne battiyan jala di, foran Alka ki aankhen hairani mein badi badi ho gayi.
Kamre me dhimi dhimi peeli rang ki battiyan thi aur ek aalishan bistar, jispe phool phailaye gaye the.
Alka : (hairan hoke) yyyeeh sab?? Yeh kamra..
Nikhilesh : (piche jaake biwi ko baahon me jakadta hua) hmmmm! Yeh humara Pyarwala kamra hai! Bas tum aur main, voh bhi sirf raat ko! (Gaal ko chum leta hain)
Alka : baap re! Ab is umar mein, ek alag se prem jatane ke liye kamra bhi chahiye aapko? Uffff! Aap aur aapke yeh natkhatpan!
Nikhilesh : (Alka ke saath andar jaate huye) hmm! Sach me Alka! Puri haveli mein ek rumani mahol to hain! Isme to koi shaq nahi...voh kya kehte hain...haan! A good sex life helps in good work life! (aankh maar deta hain)
Alka : (kuch sankoch mein) aap sachme mujhe itna akarshit samajhte hain aajkal?
Nikhilesh : main samjha nahi darling, kya kehna chahti ho tum?
Alka : Yehi ke, ab umar jaise jaise badti jaa rahi hai, mujhe darr hai kahin ek din, agar tum mujhe pyar jatana hi chor do! Tab kya hoga?
Nikhilesh : (halka sa hanske) are darling, bas itni si baat? Are budhe to hum ek din ho hi jayenge! Lekin kya pyar sirf roop aur jawani tak seemit rahta hain?? Nahi Alka! Tum ko to main har din hamesha se saman roop se pyar jataunga!
Alka bhavuk ho gayi thi thodi, lekin mann hi mann sehmat nahi thi.
Khair, bina vilambh kiye ek baar phir Nikhilesh romantic hone laga apne patni ke saath. Haveli ke is aalishan kamre mein, Alka ko makhmali bistar pe leta kar, Nikhilesh khud apne shirt se azaad ho jaata hain aur patni ke stan ko dabate huye, phir ek baar nightie ko utaarne ka ayojan karta hain.
Tabhi bahaar achanak bahut hi tez bijli kadakne lag jaati hain aur vaise vaise, andar pati patni ka vaasna bhi aur upar chadhta gaya. Haathon me haath jakde, honton se honth milaye, foran Nikhilesh Alka ko bhogna aarambh kar leta hain. Chaati se stan ko milaye aur tangon se taang jode, apne andar ke aag ko dono sulgane lage.
Lekin jab jab Nikhilesh ke chaati apne patni ke halke se jhulte huye bade se stanon pe dhass jaate, tab tab Alka ko kuch laaj aur narazgi mehsoos hui khud pe, use aksar apne suhagraat ke din yaad aajati thi jab uski jism me ek kasakpan thi aur stan bhi upar ke aur jhankte the. Na jaane kitni baar Nikhilesh ne stan ke raspan ke dauran, unki aakar ka taatif kiya tha us din aur kaise uski gaalon ko kashmiri seb ka darja diya gaya tha.
Khair, vaastav me aake, Alka mehsoos karta hain ke Nikhilesh jhad ke dher ho gaya tha aur kharatte marke so chuka tha. Pati ko baju me aaram se letake, Alka khud so jaati hain, lekin baar baar uske mann mein voh kautohol ho rahi thi puri haveli ka moina karne ke liye. Apne pati ko sote huye dekhke, Alka dhire se bistar me se uth jaati hain aur nightie ke upar apni gown pehne, kamre se bahaar nikal jaati hain.
Bahaar nikalte hi, uski nazar seediyon ke upar ke taraf chali jaati hain aur is baar bina sankoch kiye, dhire dhire seediyan chadne lag jaati hain. Niche rehke bhi Alka ko saaf saaf bahut sare paintings ka andaaza ho rahi thi, jo upar ke taraf lage huye the deewaro pe.