Horror Pishachini

[AnkurKumar3456]

Doston! Ek baar phir haazir hoon ek nayi kahani liye. Ummeed hai ke aapka pyar zaroor milega.

 

[AnkurKumar3456]

 

[AnkurKumar3456]

Bhaag 1

"Bhroooooomm bhroooom bhroooooom" haath me aeroplane liye ek chota sa ladka bhaagta bhaagta pure ghar me shor aur halla machane laga. Tabhi ek aurat use rok deti hain, jo ghar ki kaamwali bai thi. Us pyare se bacche ko rokti hui, voh niche jhuk jaati hain aur uske pyare se gaalon ko sehlane lagi.

Bai : Munnu beta! Ab tanik shaant bhi ho jao! Tumhari mummy puja paath kar rahi hai, unhe takleef ho sakti hain!

Munnu : (ghusse me) tum bahut gandi ho!!! Mujhe khelne kyon nahi deti ho!!!! Mummnyy!!!! Mummmmy!!!!!!!

Tabhi ek chote se kamre me se, ek aurat sadharan si saree pehni hui bahaar aayi. Umar kuch 38 ke aas paas thi aur jism bhi kaafi acchi khaasi sudol thi. Apni kaali lambe aur ghaneri zulfon ko hairband se bandhe rakhti thi aur chehre pe hamesha ek shaant aur sukoon ka bhav. Yeh thi Alka! Munnu ki maa.

Alka : Munnu! Yeh kya tarika hua baat karne ka! (Mamta bhari awaaz mein) plane se khelna hi hain, to kamre me jaake khelo!

Darasal Munnu ki school ki chuttiyan chal rahi thi aur ab ghar me shor aur udham machana to jaise mamuli baat ho gaya tha har roz. Hamesha ki tarah Alka ghar ke saath saath apne bete ko bhi acchi khaasi sambhal leti thi, aakhir maa jo thehri, lekin ghar me shararti ladke do the! Ek Munnu, aur doosra Alki ki patidev Nikhilesh, jo dusre kisam ke shararat karta tha.

Yun kahiye ke din mein Munnu, to raat me Nikhilesh! Dono ko Alka hi sambhalti thi.

Khair, Alka pooja ki thali haath me liye, apni bai ko ek nivala deti hain, dusra Munnu ko, aur tabhi achanak uske thaali me se kamsekam do se teen mithai ek jhatke me kisi ke haath aajata hain. Alka aankhe badi karke us janab ko dekhni lagi, jo koi aur nahi, uska pati hi tha.

Alka : aap pichle janam mein zaroor Kumbhkaran the!

Nikhilesh : (teeno ke teen mithai ek saath khaata hua) hmmmm! Darling! Voh to hain...shayad Halwai bhi tha!

Alka hanske apne pati ke chaati par ek pyara sa mukka maarti hain aur thaali leke vapas pujaghar me chali jaati hain. Aksar subah subah puja khatam hone ke baad, Alka anjane me hi sahi, lekin kabhi kabhi apne aap ko aine me nihaarne lag jaati thi. Chehre pe halke halke jhudiya dekhke, aksar use apni college ke din yaad aajati thi, jab uski yovan aur nikhrapan apni charam seeme pe thi. Apni gaalon pe, apni naram mulayam ungliyan phira hi rahi thi ke tabhi, Alka ko apne pati ki awaaz sunayi deti hain "Darling?? Kahaa ho? Bhookh lag gayi hai kaske!" aur uske turant baad "Mummmy!!!! Noodles!!!!!!!".

Apni soch se vapas vartaman me aake, Alka khud pe hi muskura deti hain aur foran dining room pahuchke, breakfast ke tayaari me lag jaati hain. Vaise, apni zindagi ke saath saath, use apni pyari si parivar se bahut lagav thi. Uski natkhat patidev aur pyara sa ladka. Hasta khelta hua chota sa parivar thi Alka ki. Khair, breakfast karte hi Munnu apne kamre me chala jaata hain aur Nikhilesh office ko.

Har din ki tarah, aaj bhi Nikhilesh apne bete ko kamre me jaate dekh, foran darwaze ke chaukhat pe pahuchte hi, Alka ki sudol kamar par haath rakhke, use apne aur kheench leta tha, ek chota sa chumban ke liye. Is bahane Alka bhi kuch pal ke liye apni phool ki pankhuri jaise honton ko apne pati se mila deti thi aur phir unhe, dhakelti hui office bhej deti thi.

Pati ko bye karti hui, Alka apne aap hi hans padti thi "yeh nahi sudhrenge!".

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Aksar Munnu apne doston ke saath bahaar hi chala jaata tha khelne ke liye aur bai bhi apni kaam niptakar apne ghar chali jaati thi. Pure ghar me akeli reh jaati thi Alka! Jo yunhi, khaana banane ke siva, phone ya kitab, dono me se ek ke saath chipki rehti thi, saara din. Haan! Ek aur khaas shauk thi uski, voh thi beauty products, jiske alava Alka apni jeevan ka guzara soch bhi nahi sakti thi.

Lekin, yeh sadharan cream aur tel, aakhir kis had tak dil ko tasalli de sakte the bhala! Is baat se Alka kabhi kabhi bahut mayus ho jaati thi, yahaan tak ke, aine ke saamne bethke, aksar khud ke 37 saal ki chehre ko dekhti thi aur khud se kehti thi ke "na jaane Nikhilesh ko mujhme abhi bhi kya dikhta hain ke, mujhpe unka itna pyar barkarar hai! Umar ne to meri nikharta hi cheen li samay ke saath saath! Hmmmm..".

Vaise yeh vichar agar dekha jaye, to ek tarah se sach bhi tha. Kyonki jo yovan uski shaadi ke samay thi, voh nikharpan umar ke saath saath tab se ghatti chali gayi. Haan, jism aur sudol ho gayi thi, lekin baar baar Alka ki nazren apni jhudiyo vale chehre par aajati thi, jo ek haseen aur hasti khelti chehre par hone ke bavajud, use sata rahi thi, zyada nahin to thoda thoda zaroor!

Youtube ya Telebrands mein bhi products ke ad dekhke Alka zyada sehmat nahi thi, kyonki pehle ek ya do dafa usne kahin online products mangwaye the, lekin parinaam se voh katayi khush nahi thi. Isliye timepass ke liye aisi video dekhti thi, lekin azamayish ke liye, voh kabhi bhi raazi nahi hoti thi. Sukhi sansaar mein har kisam ki sukh thi Alka ko, sirf yeh choti si baat ke alava, lekin voh yeh bhi jaanti thi ke badti umar ek kadvi sacchai hai.

Khair, yeh vichaar dhaara to roz ke the aur Alka is vishay pe zyada nahi sochti thi, lekin aksar sapne me voh khud ko vapas jawani ke dehleez pe dekhti thi, jahaan uski chehra vapas aise ho jaati thi jaise College ke dauran hua karti thi, jahaan uski hont aur zyada rasiley the aur jism bhi kaafi furtila thi. Lekin sapne se bahar aate hi, subah hote hi Alka apne vartaman se vapas mulaqat karti thi.

Khair, filhal apne mann ko prasann karne ke liye Alka apni serials dekhna shuru karti hain aur mann ko behlane lagti hain.

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Vaha dusre aur office mein, Nikhilesh apne cabin mein apna kaam kar hi raha tha ke tabhi intercom mein ek mahila ki awaaz aati hain "Mr Nikhilesh, aapko Boss ne abhi bulaya hain!". Intercom ke band hote hi, Nikhilesh foran boss ke cabin ke aur pahuch jaata hain. Boss ka naam Mr Saigal tha, aur hamesha se Nikhilesh ke mehnat aur record se khush rehta tha.

Nikhilesh : may I come in sir?

Mr Saigal : are Nikhilesh! Aao andar aao! (Khushi se) beth jao.

Nikhilesh : (bethke) shukriya! Batayiye sir..

Mr Saigal : Nikhilesh, ek bahut badiya assignment mila hai! Agar yeh kamyab hua, to company ko bahut faida hoga hi, tumhara ek bahut bada sa promotion bhi ho sakta hai! (Muskurake)

Nikhilesh : wow sir! (Khush hoke) bahut badiya khabar hai! Vaise, mere khayal se Mr Malhotra ya Mr Ali is kaam ke liye best rahnege!

Mr Saigal : tum ne sabka naam liya, bas ek naam ko chorke!

Nikhilesh : umm, kaun sir?

Mr Saigal : jo shaks mere saamne betha hai! Aur kaun!! (Hanske)

Nikhilesh : (chaunke) main??? Sir...maine jin dono ka naam liya, voh to mere seniors hai aur honhaar bhi.... phir bhi..

Mr Saigal : (uthke) phir bhi! ....haan... phir bhi maine tumhe hi choona hai Nikhilesh! Pichle dus saalon mein jo tumne safalta prapt kiya hain! Voh tareefe kabil hai! MR Ali ne khud tumhara sifarish kiye hain! Tumhe to khush hona chahiye ke itna bada assignment tumhe mila hai (Nikhilesh ke kandhe pe haath rakhke)

Nikhilesh : Umm...sir, kya aapke mann mein Mr Malhotra ko leke.....

Mr Saigal : (dhime awaaz mein) tumne sahi kahaan! Malhotra ke qualifications ko leke, mujhe koi shaq nahin. Lekin uske chatrita se main bahut pareshan hoon! Khair, Nikhilesh, yeh mera aadesh hai ke tum hi jaoge! Okay?

Nikhilesh : jaoge?? Kahaan jana hai sir? (Sankoch mein)

Mr Saigal : Darasal, maine tumhe puri baat nahi batayi (kursi pe bethke) tumhe yeh assignment, yahaa nahi balki ek ganv mein jaake, vaha ke quarter me rehke karna padega!

Nikhilesh : kaunsa ganv sir?

Mr Saigal : Vasantinagar naam ka ek bichda hua ganv hain. Lekin log bahut mehnatti hain. Agar vaha pe ek badiya sa factory khola jaye, to vaha ke log vaha pe rehke hi humara kaam dekh sakte hain! Labor force bhi badh jayega aur company aur bhi aage jaa sakti hain!

Nikhilesh : sir, khayal to aapka bahut hi accha hai! Lekin Alka aur Munnu ko yahaan akela....

Mr Saigal : (hanske) are bhai! Unhe yahaan kyon akela choroge! Tum chaho to unhe bhi saath le jaa sakte ho, are bhai rehne ke liye jo quarter hai, voh quarter kam aur ghar zyada hai!

Nikhilesh : main samjha nahi sir...

Mr Saigal : sunne mein tumhe ajeeb lage, lekin humare company ka vaha itna rutba hai ke hum jo karmachari ko vaha bhenhenge, use bakaida ek badia si haveli mein rehne diya jayega!

Nikhilesh : haveli??

Mr Saigal : yes my son! Hala ke haveli kaafi dino se sunsaan pada hua hain, lekin ganv ke sarpanch ka kehna hai ke yeh haveli khaas mehmano ke liye rakha jayega. Bas! Ab aur sawal nahi, tumhe agle hafte hi vaha shift hona hai, kuch dino ke liye. Haan! Parivar ko saath lena hai ki nahi, it's your choice!

Nikhilesh : okay sir! Agar aap yehi chahte hain to, main is assignment ke liye tayyar hoon!

Dono apne apne kursi se uth jaate hain aur haath milate hain.

Cabin se bahaar nikalte hi jaise hi Nikhilesh apne cabin jaane wala tha, tabhi ek 48 ke aaspaas aadmi beech raha pe ruk jaata hain. Yeh the Mr Malhotra, Nikhilesh ke senior.

Mr Malhotra : congratulations Nikhilesh! (Chehre pe na zyada khushi aur na hi koi afsos)

Nikhilesh : thank you!

Mr Malhotra : vaise, (rubab dikhake) Saigal sir ne mujhe yeh kaam saumpa to tha, lekin maine unhe bataya ke yeh chote mote assignments ke liye to ek junior bhi kaafi hai!

Nikhilesh : (muskurate huye) aap thik keh rahe hain Mr Malhotra! Bhala aap kyon takleef lenge....jab juniors hi bahut zyada kaabil ho! See you.

Itna kehke Nikhilesh apne cabin chala jaata hain aur Mr Malhotra gaur se use jaate dekh, khud se kehne laga "mujhse yeh assignment cheenke tumne accha nahi kiya Nikhilesh!".

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Raat ko ghar pe :

"Vasantinagar me??? lekin voh to kaafi door hai sheher se!" Plate pe rotiya daalti hui Alka apne pati ki aur hairani se dekhne lagi. Munnu chupaap apne rotiyon ke chote chote niwale tudke leke sabzi ke saath khaane laga, apne maa baap ke vartalab ka parvah na kiye. Paas me bethe Nikhilesh ek niwala mooh me dete huye, apne patni ko dekhne laga.

Nikhilesh : to problem kya hai?? Naya maahol hai, vo bhi ganv ka shudh hawa aur vayu wala mahol!

Alka : aur hum itne din vaha rahenge?? Baap re! Ek to yeh itni purani haveli aur upar se anjaana jagah!

Nikhilesh : Alka! Tum intni boring ho sakti ho! Maine to kabhi nahi socha tha! (Thoda aage jaake uski kaan me phusphusake) suna hai haveli ke kamre kaafi bade hain aur bistar bhi!

Alka : (pati ke peeth par thapki lagake) dhatt!! Aap bhi na! Munnu yehi betha hai! Kuch aur vishay pe baat kijiye (muskurake)

Nikhilesh : (Alka ki muskaan dekhke) yeh hui na baat! Hansi to phansi!!!! Chalo to tair yeh hua ke agle Somvar ko subah subah, hum yaha se Vasantinagar ko ravana ho jayenge! Gaadi maine book kar liya hain...aur..

Alka : (katori mein daal rakhti hui) aur aap 'naa' nahin sunenge! Yehi na? (Muskurake) vaise Nikhilesh! Main bahut khush hoon! Saigal saab ne tumhe itni zaroori aur khaas kaam ke liye, aapko chuna hai! It's quite an achievement.

Nikhilesh : bilkul! Yeh to unka badappan hai! Kyon chote mia (Munnu ko dekhke) chalenge na haveli?

Munnu : Yes pappa!!!!!!!!! (Utsahit hoke)

Baap beta, dono ek dusre ko high five karte hain aur Alka dono ke chehre pe khushi dekhke, khud bhi khushi se muskura deti hain aur khud ko mann hi mann kehti hain "Aisa hansta khelta parivaar har aurat ko naseeb ho!"

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Hare raat ki tarah Munnu ko uske kamre me sulake Alka sukoon se apne kamre me vapas aajati hain aur har raat ki tarah aaj bhi, Nikhilesh upar se pura nagn hoke bistar pe chadar odhe, apne patni ke besabri se intezar kar raha tha. Pati ke bechaini ko dekhke Alka hans deti hain.

Nikhilesh : (chidke) yeh tumhara bin matlab ka khilkhilahat mujhe pasand nahi! Munnu ko jald se jald sulake aa nahi sakti tum??

Alka : (hairband ko kholke, apni ghaneri zulfon ko azaad karti hui) oh ho! Janab itne besabar hai...shaadi ke itne saal hone pe bhi? Hmmmm....

Nikhilesh : kamal karti ho Alka! Romance ke saath umar ka kya talug! Vaise bhi 30 saal se do saal kam hoon! (Natak karke).

Alka : (aine mein baalon ko savaarke) 30 nahi janab, 40! Lagta hain abhi bhi jawani ka chaska gaya nahi aapke andar se!

Nikhilesh : voh bandar wala misal to zaroor suni hogi tumne! Dauhrahu phir se?? (Bechain hoke)uffff aabhi jao ab! Munnu ko to sula diya tumne! Lekin mera is munne ka kya hoga?? (Chaadar pe bane ubhar ko dikhate huye)

Alka : (bistar pe letke) aap paidaishi besharam ho!! Sach me!

Alka lamp ko bujhane hi wali thi ke tabhi Nikhilesh uske haath ko rok leta hain aur apne patni ko foran apne baahon me leleta hain. Jald hi Alka apne pati ko apne upar mehsoos karti hain aur voh madhoshi mein aankhe mund leti hain.

Alka : (gehri saans leti hui) aap baaz nahi ayenge!

Nikhilesh : (nightie ki ek ek button kholte huye) sawal hi paida nahi hota!

Alka : (aankhe halki si kholke) yeh nightie ke buttons nahi hote to shayad aap aur khush hote, hain na?

Nikhilesh : (nightie ko dono taraf se kholke, safed bra aur panty mein apne patni ko dekhta hua) hmmmm! safalta ke seedhi dhire dhire chadhne me hi maza aata hai Darling!

Ab vartalab yehi khatam hota hain aur haule haule bra mein kaid mote mote stan ko Nikhilesh dabane lag jaata hain aur honton ko Alka ke sunheri gardan rakh deta hain, jiske ehsaas se voh apni aankhen mund leti hain. Ahista ahista pati patni ke beech ke pyar ka taapman badh jaata hain aur dono purn nagn ho jaate hain. Yoni ke honton pe jaana pehchaana sa dastak mehsoos karke Alka ek siski nikaal deti hain.

Bur ke andar lund ko ghusate hi Nikhilesh apne normal gati me sambhog ka arambh kar leta hain aur aisa karte huye voh baar baar, Alka ke gale se leke uske halke halke jhudiyo vale galon ko chumta gaya, lekin bahut hi kam samay tak, phir vapas gale ki aur. Hamesha ki tarah is baat pe Alka kuch naraz ho jaati thi, use yeh lagti thi ke shayad uski jhudiyo vale gaal ab zyada niharne layak nahi the is umar mein, lekin yeh baat voh hamesha apne me hi rakhti thi.

Khair, kuch pal tak sambhog karke dono pati patni thake so jaate hain aur ek baar phir, har raat ki tarah Alka apni jawani ke dino ke sapne dekhti hain.

Kya aage jaake Alka ki khushaal zindagi yunhi thik thaak rahegi? Yeh to samay hi batayega.

 

[AnkurKumar3456]

Saath bane rahe!

 

[Thakur]

Bhaag 1

"Bhroooooomm bhroooom bhroooooom" haath me aeroplane liye ek chota sa ladka bhaagta bhaagta pure ghar me shor aur halla machane laga. Tabhi ek aurat use rok deti hain, jo ghar ki kaamwali bai thi. Us pyare se bacche ko rokti hui, voh niche jhuk jaati hain aur uske pyare se gaalon ko sehlane lagi.

Bai : Munnu beta! Ab tanik shaant bhi ho jao! Tumhari mummy puja paath kar rahi hai, unhe takleef ho sakti hain!

Munnu : (ghusse me) tum bahut gandi ho!!! Mujhe khelne kyon nahi deti ho!!!! Mummnyy!!!! Mummmmy!!!!!!!

Tabhi ek chote se kamre me se, ek aurat sadharan si saree pehni hui bahaar aayi. Umar kuch 38 ke aas paas thi aur jism bhi kaafi acchi khaasi sudol thi. Apni kaali lambe aur ghaneri zulfon ko hairband se bandhe rakhti thi aur chehre pe hamesha ek shaant aur sukoon ka bhav. Yeh thi Alka! Munnu ki maa.

Alka : Munnu! Yeh kya tarika hua baat karne ka! (Mamta bhari awaaz mein) plane se khelna hi hain, to kamre me jaake khelo!

Darasal Munnu ki school ki chuttiyan chal rahi thi aur ab ghar me shor aur udham machana to jaise mamuli baat ho gaya tha har roz. Hamesha ki tarah Alka ghar ke saath saath apne bete ko bhi acchi khaasi sambhal leti thi, aakhir maa jo thehri, lekin ghar me shararti ladke do the! Ek Munnu, aur doosra Alki ki patidev Nikhilesh, jo dusre kisam ke shararat karta tha.

Yun kahiye ke din mein Munnu, to raat me Nikhilesh! Dono ko Alka hi sambhalti thi.

Khair, Alka pooja ki thali haath me liye, apni bai ko ek nivala deti hain, dusra Munnu ko, aur tabhi achanak uske thaali me se kamsekam do se teen mithai ek jhatke me kisi ke haath aajata hain. Alka aankhe badi karke us janab ko dekhni lagi, jo koi aur nahi, uska pati hi tha.

Alka : aap pichle janam mein zaroor Kumbhkaran the!

Nikhilesh : (teeno ke teen mithai ek saath khaata hua) hmmmm! Darling! Voh to hain...shayad Halwai bhi tha!

Alka hanske apne pati ke chaati par ek pyara sa mukka maarti hain aur thaali leke vapas pujaghar me chali jaati hain. Aksar subah subah puja khatam hone ke baad, Alka anjane me hi sahi, lekin kabhi kabhi apne aap ko aine me nihaarne lag jaati thi. Chehre pe halke halke jhudiya dekhke, aksar use apni college ke din yaad aajati thi, jab uski yovan aur nikhrapan apni charam seeme pe thi. Apni gaalon pe, apni naram mulayam ungliyan phira hi rahi thi ke tabhi, Alka ko apne pati ki awaaz sunayi deti hain "Darling?? Kahaa ho? Bhookh lag gayi hai kaske!" aur uske turant baad "Mummmy!!!! Noodles!!!!!!!".

Apni soch se vapas vartaman me aake, Alka khud pe hi muskura deti hain aur foran dining room pahuchke, breakfast ke tayaari me lag jaati hain. Vaise, apni zindagi ke saath saath, use apni pyari si parivar se bahut lagav thi. Uski natkhat patidev aur pyara sa ladka. Hasta khelta hua chota sa parivar thi Alka ki. Khair, breakfast karte hi Munnu apne kamre me chala jaata hain aur Nikhilesh office ko.

Har din ki tarah, aaj bhi Nikhilesh apne bete ko kamre me jaate dekh, foran darwaze ke chaukhat pe pahuchte hi, Alka ki sudol kamar par haath rakhke, use apne aur kheench leta tha, ek chota sa chumban ke liye. Is bahane Alka bhi kuch pal ke liye apni phool ki pankhuri jaise honton ko apne pati se mila deti thi aur phir unhe, dhakelti hui office bhej deti thi.

Pati ko bye karti hui, Alka apne aap hi hans padti thi "yeh nahi sudhrenge!".

.........

Aksar Munnu apne doston ke saath bahaar hi chala jaata tha khelne ke liye aur bai bhi apni kaam niptakar apne ghar chali jaati thi. Pure ghar me akeli reh jaati thi Alka! Jo yunhi, khaana banane ke siva, phone ya kitab, dono me se ek ke saath chipki rehti thi, saara din. Haan! Ek aur khaas shauk thi uski, voh thi beauty products, jiske alava Alka apni jeevan ka guzara soch bhi nahi sakti thi.

Lekin, yeh sadharan cream aur tel, aakhir kis had tak dil ko tasalli de sakte the bhala! Is baat se Alka kabhi kabhi bahut mayus ho jaati thi, yahaan tak ke, aine ke saamne bethke, aksar khud ke 37 saal ki chehre ko dekhti thi aur khud se kehti thi ke "na jaane Nikhilesh ko mujhme abhi bhi kya dikhta hain ke, mujhpe unka itna pyar barkarar hai! Umar ne to meri nikharta hi cheen li samay ke saath saath! Hmmmm..".

Vaise yeh vichar agar dekha jaye, to ek tarah se sach bhi tha. Kyonki jo yovan uski shaadi ke samay thi, voh nikharpan umar ke saath saath tab se ghatti chali gayi. Haan, jism aur sudol ho gayi thi, lekin baar baar Alka ki nazren apni jhudiyo vale chehre par aajati thi, jo ek haseen aur hasti khelti chehre par hone ke bavajud, use sata rahi thi, zyada nahin to thoda thoda zaroor!

Youtube ya Telebrands mein bhi products ke ad dekhke Alka zyada sehmat nahi thi, kyonki pehle ek ya do dafa usne kahin online products mangwaye the, lekin parinaam se voh katayi khush nahi thi. Isliye timepass ke liye aisi video dekhti thi, lekin azamayish ke liye, voh kabhi bhi raazi nahi hoti thi. Sukhi sansaar mein har kisam ki sukh thi Alka ko, sirf yeh choti si baat ke alava, lekin voh yeh bhi jaanti thi ke badti umar ek kadvi sacchai hai.

Khair, yeh vichaar dhaara to roz ke the aur Alka is vishay pe zyada nahi sochti thi, lekin aksar sapne me voh khud ko vapas jawani ke dehleez pe dekhti thi, jahaan uski chehra vapas aise ho jaati thi jaise College ke dauran hua karti thi, jahaan uski hont aur zyada rasiley the aur jism bhi kaafi furtila thi. Lekin sapne se bahar aate hi, subah hote hi Alka apne vartaman se vapas mulaqat karti thi.

Khair, filhal apne mann ko prasann karne ke liye Alka apni serials dekhna shuru karti hain aur mann ko behlane lagti hain.

..............

Vaha dusre aur office mein, Nikhilesh apne cabin mein apna kaam kar hi raha tha ke tabhi intercom mein ek mahila ki awaaz aati hain "Mr Nikhilesh, aapko Boss ne abhi bulaya hain!". Intercom ke band hote hi, Nikhilesh foran boss ke cabin ke aur pahuch jaata hain. Boss ka naam Mr Saigal tha, aur hamesha se Nikhilesh ke mehnat aur record se khush rehta tha.

Nikhilesh : may I come in sir?

Mr Saigal : are Nikhilesh! Aao andar aao! (Khushi se) beth jao.

Nikhilesh : (bethke) shukriya! Batayiye sir..

Mr Saigal : Nikhilesh, ek bahut badiya assignment mila hai! Agar yeh kamyab hua, to company ko bahut faida hoga hi, tumhara ek bahut bada sa promotion bhi ho sakta hai! (Muskurake)

Nikhilesh : wow sir! (Khush hoke) bahut badiya khabar hai! Vaise, mere khayal se Mr Malhotra ya Mr Ali is kaam ke liye best rahnege!

Mr Saigal : tum ne sabka naam liya, bas ek naam ko chorke!

Nikhilesh : umm, kaun sir?

Mr Saigal : jo shaks mere saamne betha hai! Aur kaun!! (Hanske)

Nikhilesh : (chaunke) main??? Sir...maine jin dono ka naam liya, voh to mere seniors hai aur honhaar bhi.... phir bhi..

Mr Saigal : (uthke) phir bhi! ....haan... phir bhi maine tumhe hi choona hai Nikhilesh! Pichle dus saalon mein jo tumne safalta prapt kiya hain! Voh tareefe kabil hai! MR Ali ne khud tumhara sifarish kiye hain! Tumhe to khush hona chahiye ke itna bada assignment tumhe mila hai (Nikhilesh ke kandhe pe haath rakhke)

Nikhilesh : Umm...sir, kya aapke mann mein Mr Malhotra ko leke.....

Mr Saigal : (dhime awaaz mein) tumne sahi kahaan! Malhotra ke qualifications ko leke, mujhe koi shaq nahin. Lekin uske chatrita se main bahut pareshan hoon! Khair, Nikhilesh, yeh mera aadesh hai ke tum hi jaoge! Okay?

Nikhilesh : jaoge?? Kahaan jana hai sir? (Sankoch mein)

Mr Saigal : Darasal, maine tumhe puri baat nahi batayi (kursi pe bethke) tumhe yeh assignment, yahaa nahi balki ek ganv mein jaake, vaha ke quarter me rehke karna padega!

Nikhilesh : kaunsa ganv sir?

Mr Saigal : Vasantinagar naam ka ek bichda hua ganv hain. Lekin log bahut mehnatti hain. Agar vaha pe ek badiya sa factory khola jaye, to vaha ke log vaha pe rehke hi humara kaam dekh sakte hain! Labor force bhi badh jayega aur company aur bhi aage jaa sakti hain!

Nikhilesh : sir, khayal to aapka bahut hi accha hai! Lekin Alka aur Munnu ko yahaan akela....

Mr Saigal : (hanske) are bhai! Unhe yahaan kyon akela choroge! Tum chaho to unhe bhi saath le jaa sakte ho, are bhai rehne ke liye jo quarter hai, voh quarter kam aur ghar zyada hai!

Nikhilesh : main samjha nahi sir...

Mr Saigal : sunne mein tumhe ajeeb lage, lekin humare company ka vaha itna rutba hai ke hum jo karmachari ko vaha bhenhenge, use bakaida ek badia si haveli mein rehne diya jayega!

Nikhilesh : haveli??

Mr Saigal : yes my son! Hala ke haveli kaafi dino se sunsaan pada hua hain, lekin ganv ke sarpanch ka kehna hai ke yeh haveli khaas mehmano ke liye rakha jayega. Bas! Ab aur sawal nahi, tumhe agle hafte hi vaha shift hona hai, kuch dino ke liye. Haan! Parivar ko saath lena hai ki nahi, it's your choice!

Nikhilesh : okay sir! Agar aap yehi chahte hain to, main is assignment ke liye tayyar hoon!

Dono apne apne kursi se uth jaate hain aur haath milate hain.

Cabin se bahaar nikalte hi jaise hi Nikhilesh apne cabin jaane wala tha, tabhi ek 48 ke aaspaas aadmi beech raha pe ruk jaata hain. Yeh the Mr Malhotra, Nikhilesh ke senior.

Mr Malhotra : congratulations Nikhilesh! (Chehre pe na zyada khushi aur na hi koi afsos)

Nikhilesh : thank you!

Mr Malhotra : vaise, (rubab dikhake) Saigal sir ne mujhe yeh kaam saumpa to tha, lekin maine unhe bataya ke yeh chote mote assignments ke liye to ek junior bhi kaafi hai!

Nikhilesh : (muskurate huye) aap thik keh rahe hain Mr Malhotra! Bhala aap kyon takleef lenge....jab juniors hi bahut zyada kaabil ho! See you.

Itna kehke Nikhilesh apne cabin chala jaata hain aur Mr Malhotra gaur se use jaate dekh, khud se kehne laga "mujhse yeh assignment cheenke tumne accha nahi kiya Nikhilesh!".

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Raat ko ghar pe :

"Vasantinagar me??? lekin voh to kaafi door hai sheher se!" Plate pe rotiya daalti hui Alka apne pati ki aur hairani se dekhne lagi. Munnu chupaap apne rotiyon ke chote chote niwale tudke leke sabzi ke saath khaane laga, apne maa baap ke vartalab ka parvah na kiye. Paas me bethe Nikhilesh ek niwala mooh me dete huye, apne patni ko dekhne laga.

Nikhilesh : to problem kya hai?? Naya maahol hai, vo bhi ganv ka shudh hawa aur vayu wala mahol!

Alka : aur hum itne din vaha rahenge?? Baap re! Ek to yeh itni purani haveli aur upar se anjaana jagah!

Nikhilesh : Alka! Tum intni boring ho sakti ho! Maine to kabhi nahi socha tha! (Thoda aage jaake uski kaan me phusphusake) suna hai haveli ke kamre kaafi bade hain aur bistar bhi!

Alka : (pati ke peeth par thapki lagake) dhatt!! Aap bhi na! Munnu yehi betha hai! Kuch aur vishay pe baat kijiye (muskurake)

Nikhilesh : (Alka ki muskaan dekhke) yeh hui na baat! Hansi to phansi!!!! Chalo to tair yeh hua ke agle Somvar ko subah subah, hum yaha se Vasantinagar ko ravana ho jayenge! Gaadi maine book kar liya hain...aur..

Alka : (katori mein daal rakhti hui) aur aap 'naa' nahin sunenge! Yehi na? (Muskurake) vaise Nikhilesh! Main bahut khush hoon! Saigal saab ne tumhe itni zaroori aur khaas kaam ke liye, aapko chuna hai! It's quite an achievement.

Nikhilesh : bilkul! Yeh to unka badappan hai! Kyon chote mia (Munnu ko dekhke) chalenge na haveli?

Munnu : Yes pappa!!!!!!!!! (Utsahit hoke)

Baap beta, dono ek dusre ko high five karte hain aur Alka dono ke chehre pe khushi dekhke, khud bhi khushi se muskura deti hain aur khud ko mann hi mann kehti hain "Aisa hansta khelta parivaar har aurat ko naseeb ho!"

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Hare raat ki tarah Munnu ko uske kamre me sulake Alka sukoon se apne kamre me vapas aajati hain aur har raat ki tarah aaj bhi, Nikhilesh upar se pura nagn hoke bistar pe chadar odhe, apne patni ke besabri se intezar kar raha tha. Pati ke bechaini ko dekhke Alka hans deti hain.

Nikhilesh : (chidke) yeh tumhara bin matlab ka khilkhilahat mujhe pasand nahi! Munnu ko jald se jald sulake aa nahi sakti tum??

Alka : (hairband ko kholke, apni ghaneri zulfon ko azaad karti hui) oh ho! Janab itne besabar hai...shaadi ke itne saal hone pe bhi? Hmmmm....

Nikhilesh : kamal karti ho Alka! Romance ke saath umar ka kya talug! Vaise bhi 30 saal se do saal kam hoon! (Natak karke).

Alka : (aine mein baalon ko savaarke) 30 nahi janab, 40! Lagta hain abhi bhi jawani ka chaska gaya nahi aapke andar se!

Nikhilesh : voh bandar wala misal to zaroor suni hogi tumne! Dauhrahu phir se?? (Bechain hoke)uffff aabhi jao ab! Munnu ko to sula diya tumne! Lekin mera is munne ka kya hoga?? (Chaadar pe bane ubhar ko dikhate huye)

Alka : (bistar pe letke) aap paidaishi besharam ho!! Sach me!

Alka lamp ko bujhane hi wali thi ke tabhi Nikhilesh uske haath ko rok leta hain aur apne patni ko foran apne baahon me leleta hain. Jald hi Alka apne pati ko apne upar mehsoos karti hain aur voh madhoshi mein aankhe mund leti hain.

Alka : (gehri saans leti hui) aap baaz nahi ayenge!

Nikhilesh : (nightie ki ek ek button kholte huye) sawal hi paida nahi hota!

Alka : (aankhe halki si kholke) yeh nightie ke buttons nahi hote to shayad aap aur khush hote, hain na?

Nikhilesh : (nightie ko dono taraf se kholke, safed bra aur panty mein apne patni ko dekhta hua) hmmmm! safalta ke seedhi dhire dhire chadhne me hi maza aata hai Darling!

Ab vartalab yehi khatam hota hain aur haule haule bra mein kaid mote mote stan ko Nikhilesh dabane lag jaata hain aur honton ko Alka ke sunheri gardan rakh deta hain, jiske ehsaas se voh apni aankhen mund leti hain. Ahista ahista pati patni ke beech ke pyar ka taapman badh jaata hain aur dono purn nagn ho jaate hain. Yoni ke honton pe jaana pehchaana sa dastak mehsoos karke Alka ek siski nikaal deti hain.

Bur ke andar lund ko ghusate hi Nikhilesh apne normal gati me sambhog ka arambh kar leta hain aur aisa karte huye voh baar baar, Alka ke gale se leke uske halke halke jhudiyo vale galon ko chumta gaya, lekin bahut hi kam samay tak, phir vapas gale ki aur. Hamesha ki tarah is baat pe Alka kuch naraz ho jaati thi, use yeh lagti thi ke shayad uski jhudiyo vale gaal ab zyada niharne layak nahi the is umar mein, lekin yeh baat voh hamesha apne me hi rakhti thi.

Khair, kuch pal tak sambhog karke dono pati patni thake so jaate hain aur ek baar phir, har raat ki tarah Alka apni jawani ke dino ke sapne dekhti hain.

Kya aage jaake Alka ki khushaal zindagi yunhi thik thaak rahegi? Yeh to samay hi batayega.

Congrats for new story, starting me sab badhiya family jaisa dikhaya he
Haweli ek hint he jaha ye pishachini milegi
Bas Aur kya chahiye.
Aur update chahiye humka

 

[AnkurKumar3456]

Bhaag 2

Dekhte hi dekhte Somvar ka din aajata hain aur dikki pe samaan rakhke Nikhilesh foran ek zor ka awaaz dene laga "are aa bhi jao! Kitna deri karogi aur Alka?". Baju me khada Munnu bhi chillane laga "mummy!!!!!". Tabhi Alka bahaar aajati hain aur ek nazar Nikhilesh use dekhne laga aur dekhta hi reh gaya.

Neele rang ki saree aur hare rang ki sleeveless blouse mein Alka kayamat se kam nahi lag rahi thi. Baal bandhe huye the, lekin isse chehre ki noor zara sa bhi kam nahi hui. Nikhilesh use dekhta hi jaa raha tha ke tabhi Munnu uska pocket khichne laga "pappa!!!! Chalo na!!". Foran apne bete ke awaaz sunke, Nikhilesh apna ghadi dekhne lagta hain aur turant Alka aur Munnu ko piche bithaye, khud aage driver ke baju beth jaata hain.

Aakhirkar gaadi Vasantinagar ki aur nikal padti hain. Mia, biwi aur baccha, teeno ke chehre pe dher saara utsah.

Nikhilesh : (piche mudke, Alka ki aur) Yeh uparwale ne aurton ko banaya to hain, lekin jitne bhi nakhre hain, voh aurton ne khud banaya!

Alka : uff ho! Saree ko adjust kar rahi thi, aap mardo ki tarah nahi, nahaye dhoye aur jeans shirt pehn liye! Are baba...hum aurton ke bahut kuch aur rehti hain...khair! (Mooh banati hui) aapse is vishay pe baat karna bekaar hai!

Nikhilesh : (hansi ko dabate huye, bethe ko dekhke) Munnu! Tumhare mummy ko samajhna mere bas ki baat nahi! Alag se PHD karna hoga!

Munnu foran mooh pe haath rakhke, khilkhilane lagta hain. Tabhi, Alka aankhe badi karke apne bete ko dantne lagi "Munnu! Chup raho.. aur haan haveli pahuchke, no shararat, okay?". Hamesha ki tarah, mummy se daant khake, Munnu chup ho jaata tha, is baar bhi honton pe ungli rakhke, chupchaap apne maa ko dekhne laga. Yeh dekhke, Alka khushi khushi uske gaal ko daba deti hain.

Yunhi, takreeban ek ghanta beet jaate hain aur Nikhilesh ganv jald se jald pahuchne ke liye bechain ho utha.

Nikhilesh : (driver se) aur kitna time lag jayega? Vaise (khidki ke bahaar aju baju dekhke) sheher se hum kaafi door to aa hi gaye!

Driver : sahab, kareeb ek ghanta aur, kamsekam!

Alka : baap re! Ek ghanta aur? Vaise raasta to ekdam thik hai na?

Driver : are madam! Befikar rahiye, raasta ekdam sahi hai. (Muskurake)

Nikhilesh : are madam! Kyon tension leti ho...pahuch jayenge! Ek ghante mein tumhari makeup bigad nahi jayegi! (Chupke se muskurake)

Alka : (tez awaaz mein) uff ho! Chup bhi ho jao aap! Kripiya saamne dekhiye, aapke vishesh tippaniya nahi chahiye har baat pe!

Yeh sunke Nikhilesh dhime se hans deta hain aur gaadi apne rah par chalne laga. Lekin ek baat thi jisse Nikhilesh aur uska biwi baccha vakif nahi the, voh yeh tha ke unke gaadi ko door se koi shaks baar baar doorbin se dekhe jaa raha tha. Gaadi ko raste pe normally jaate dekh, voh aadmi doorbin ko ek haath me thaame rakhke, apne dusre haath se ek shaks ko phone lagata hain.

Aadmi : haan sir! Gaadi mein pura parivar maujud hain! .... haan...haan, okay!

Dusre aur se : nazar rakho, jab tak gaadi main lane tak nahi pahuch jaata!

Aadmi : thik hain sir! (Phone cut karke, doorbin se dekhta hi gaya)

Dusre aur, Nikhilesh aur Alka ke beech us ganv ko leke baatchit shuru hui.

Alka : vaise, humare swagat ka kya intezam hai? (Chote se aine mein apne aap ko savarti hui)

Nikhilesh : darling! Humare swagat ke liye vaha ke sabse bade auhde ke mukhya Ramcharanji khud humara 'aao bhagat' karnege!

Alka : oh! Vaise...aap unhe jaante hain?

Nikhilesh : main to nahi, lekin haan! Saigal sir aur unke beech acchi khaasi jaan pehchaan hain! Voh keh rahe the ke bahut hi naik swabhav ke insaan hai!

Alka : hmmm...(honton pe halke gulabi gloss lagake, apas me ragad leti hain)

Yunhi dekhte dekhte, gaadi aakhirkar main lane tak aajata hain, jahaan se Vasantinagar bas kuch hi doori pe tha. Nikhilesh ko bhi yeh ehsaas ho jaata hain ke voh bahut kareeb aa chuka hain manzil ke, aur piche mudke Alka ko muskurake dekhta hain, jiska ishara voh samajh jaati hain, aur jawab mein khud muskurati hain.

Lekin, tabhi kuch aisa hua jiska door door tak Nikhilesh ne ummeed nahi kiya tha. Lane se thode aur doori pe jaate hi, ek zor ka awaaz aata hain, jisse driver ko yeh ehsaas hota hain ke kareeb do se teen tyres puncture ho chuke the. Driver aur Nikhilesh, dono ne gaur kiya ke saamne aur charo aur chote chote sheeshe ke tukde phailaye gaye the.

Nikhilesh : (khidki se bahar niche dekhke) Damnit! Yeh sab kiska kartoot hai?? Itne saare kaanch ke tukde!

Alka : (kuch ghabrake, Munnu ke kandhe pe haath rakhe) Nikhilesh, kya ho gaya?? Mujhe kuch thik nahi lag rahi hain!

Nikhilesh : thehro main dekhta hoon!

Itna kehke Nikhilesh aur driver dono gaadi me se utar jaate hain aur yaha vaha dekhne lagte hain. Door door tak koi nazar nahi aya, isliye aur zyada vilamb na karte huye dono kaanch ke tukdo ko alag karne lagte hain. Vaha, dusre aur gaadi me Alka apne bete ko kass ke thaame rakhke, mann mein bahut ghabrahat liye chup chaap bethi hui rehti hain.

Tabhi achanak, khule khidki se ek aadmi mooh pe monkeycap pehne, Alka ki aur gun dikhane lag jaata hain "chalo! Niklo bahaar!!!". Use dekh Alka ekdam ghabra jaati hain aur tabhi dusre khidki me se ek aur aadmi, topi aur goggles pehna hua, apna gun dikhata hain "suna nahi usne kya kaha! Nikal bahaar!!".

Tabhi vaha, ialke ke ird gird se kuch gunde jaise log gaadi ko ekdam se gher lete hain, jiske ehsaas se hi driver aur Nikhilesh chaukanna ho jaate hain. Isse pehle driver apne haath pair chala paata, ek gunda foran uske pet pe churi ghused deta hain. "Aaaaaghhh!" Driver chilla ke vahi zameen par dher ho jaata hain aur uske cheekh se Nikhilesh ghusse se gundo ko dekhne laga.

Nikhilesh : kya chahte ho tum log??? Paisa??? Rupiya???

Gunda 1 : Nahi nahi, yeh sab kuch bhi nahi! Bas tum logo ko yehi pe dafnane ka irada hai! (Churi ko daadi pe ghiste huye hasne laga)

Gunda 2 : tum logo ne Vasantinagar jaane ka irada karke, accha nahi kiya! Ab parinaam bhukto! (Jacket me se bada sa khanjar nikaalta hua)

Gundan 3 : (Alka ke maathe par bandook jamaye) vaise yeh ekdam mast maal hai! Saali kya item hai yaaar! Thoda chakh lu jaaneman?

Alka : (ghusse me) Bastard! Aapne bakwas apne paas hi rakho! (Mann hi mann sehmi hui thi)

Gunda 1 : Are saale, jo karna hai kar, lekin pehle iske mard ko khatam to kar loon! Taaki line clear ho jaye!!!

Itna kehke us gunde ne Nikhilesh pe ek zor ka ghusa maara, jise dekh Alka chillane lagi "nahi!!!! Mere pati ko kuch mat karna!". Voh itni ghabra gayi thi ke Munnu ko kass ke khud se jakde rakhi. Munnu khud sahem gaya tha aur bas maa ke pet ko pakde rakha.

Gunda 1 : (Nikhilesh ko pakad leta hain) ab zindagi ko alvida kehne ke liye tayyar ho jao!

Nikhilesh ko apne ek saathi ke duara pakde huye dekhke, ek dusra gunda haath mein bada sa khanjar liye Nikhilesh ke pet mein ghusane hi wala tha ke tabhi ek lamba sa laathi uske maathe par padta hain, jiska natija yeh hua ke, haath se khanjar alag hoke, niche gid padta hain. Yeh dekh, baaki saare gunde chaukanna hoke yaha vaha dekhne lage ke tabhi ek dhoti aur military shirt pehna hua ek tadga sa aadmi chalang lagake nirdharit spot pe pahuch jaata hain.

Dekhne me voh ganv ka hi koi mustanda lag raha tha aur uske robdaar muche, uska sakhti bata raha tha.

Gunda 1 : abe haraam ke, tu hai kaun??

Gunda 2 : oye saale! Chup chaap nikal jaa yahaan se! Humare lafde mein mat par...

Aadmi : (apne phenke huye laathi ko vapas uthake) jaoge to tum log! Aur voh bhi daudte huye! Lekin daudke jaana hain ya langdake, faisla tum log hi karlo!

Gunda 3 : abe haramzade!!!! (Apne gun se goli chalane hi wala tha)

Tabhi voh mustanda apne lakdi se uske haath pe aise zor se waar karta hain ke gun ke saath saath haath bhi zakhmi ho gaya. Is tarah dhire dhire voh aadmi akele hi saare ke saare gundo se ek ek karke nipat leta hain. Uske madat karte huye khud Nikhilesh bhi kuch gundo pe khud vaar karne lagta hain aur dekhte hi dekhte saare ke saare gunde zakhmi hoke bhaag lete hain.

Sukoon ka saans leke Nikhilesh us aadmi ka shukriya karne lagta hain aur vaha dusre aur Arpita bhi Munnu ke haath thaame, dhire dhire Nikhilesh ke kareeb aane lagti hain.

Nikhilesh : aapka bahut bahut shukriya (rumal se apne jabde pe lage khoon ko saaf karta hua) vaise, aap hai kaun?

Aadmi : mujhe Raaka kehte hain! Aap Nikhilesh sahab hi hai na?

Nikhilesh : (hairani se) jee haan...lekin aapko kaise malum?

Raaka : jee, darasal mujhe Ramcharanji ne hi bheja tha. Unka andesh tha ke ganv aate vakt aapko aur aapke parivaar ko koi takleef nahi honi chahiye! Isliye ganv se kuch hi doori pe, main aap logo pe nazar rakh raha tha.

Alka : aapka sachme bahut shukriya! Vaise, Vasantinagar kitna door hain yaha se? (Sukoon se khadi thi)

Raaka : bhabhiji, bas kuch hi minto ka safar hai! Ayiye, aapko main apne taxi me chor deta hoon! Aayiye sahab! (Khud gaadi me se samaan uthake, apne taxi ke aur leke jaata hain)

Ek sukoon ka saans liye Nikhilesh apne biwi aur bete ko leke taxi me beth jaate hain aur agle kuch hi pal mein Vasantinagar aajata hain. Taxi jahaan aake rukta hain, vaha sar pe laal pagdi bandhe, ek lambe chaude, 60 ke aaspaas ka aadmi, kuch ganvwale ke saath, haath me maala liye khade the. Chehre pe robdaar muche ke tale ek gehra muskaan tha. Yeh the ganv ke mukhya Ramcharan!

Ramcharan : (taxi se Nikhilesh ko utarte dekh) ayiye ayiye! Nikhilesh babu (Maala pehnate huye) swagat hai!

Alka aisi shandaar swagat dekhke, khud bahut khush hui aur foran Ramcharan ko dekhke, namaste karne lagti hain,.jawab mein voh khud muskurate huye vapas namaste karte hain.

Nikhilesh : (maala ko utaarte huye) Ramcharanji, aap ka zikar humare malik Saigal sahab ne khoob kiya! Kehte hain ke aapka aur unka rishta bhai samaan hai! (Muskurake) vaise aap to aise swagat kar rahe hain, jaise main koi mantri ya VIP hoon!

Ramcharan : (hanske) VIP hi to hain aap! Itne naik kaam ke liye aap is ganv me aaye hain, itne honhaar aadmi humare ganv ko aage leke jayega, aur kya chahiye bhala!

Tabhi, Ramcharan ka ek khaas dost vaha khade hoke hi kehne laga "bilkul thik bete! Bas is buddhe se bachke rehna! Baat baat pe panchayat bula leta hain!". Ishara samajhte huye Ramcharan hans deta hain aur saath saath Nikhilesh aur Alka bhi. Foran Raaka samaan ko taxi se nikaalke, kuch khaas ganvwalo ko dene lagta hain, jo pehle se hi bail gaadi ka bandobast kiye the.

Nikhilesh : yeh samaan sab...

Raaka : are sahab! Fikar mat kijiye... Aapka samaan seedhe haveli ki aur chala jayega aur aap sab baadme!

Alka : baad me?

Ramcharan : jee haan! Pehle aapke aane ke khushi mein, humare gareebkhane mein kuch khaan paan ka intezam kiya gaya hain! Uske baad aap haveli jaa sakte hain.

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Ramcharan ke ghar :

Ghar me Ramcharan aur unki patni Girdhari rehte the, betiyon ki shaadi ho gayi thi aur beta ek bhi nahi tha. Yun kahiye ke mia biwi hi ek dusre ke saath rehte the.

Nikhilesh : (ghar ko upar niche dekhke, niwala chabate huye) vaise gareebkhana to katayi nahi keh sakte! Kaafi accha aur bada ghar hai aapka!

Ramcharan : (hanske) are sahab, yeh to kuch bhi nahi, jis haveli mein aap rehne wale hain, uski to baat hi alag hai! Bada itna ke, chote sahab cycle chala chala ke ghar ko bagicha bana sakta hai! (Munnu ki aur ishara karke)

Tabhi, Girdhari apne pati ko kuch ishara karti hain, kaano mein phusphusake. Lekin, Ramcharan normal bhav rakhta hai chehre par. Unhe dekh Alka kuch sankoch karti hain "vaise, haveli thik thaak to hai na?"

Ramcharan : (muskurate huye) Alkaji, aap fikar mat kijiye, ummm vaise to sab thik hi hain..bas (kuch theherke) bas baat yeh hain ke, haveli mein ek kamra hain, jisme kehte hain ke saamp aur makdiyo ka jhund laga hua hain. Bas us kamre se door rahiye! Haan.. voh angrezi me kya kehte hain Shtore room!

Nikhilesh : oh accha, store room!

Ramcharan : jee jee! Vohi..... lekin voh kamra upar dusre manzil pe hain. Aap logo ka bandobast pehle manzil pe ki gayi hain, jo kaafi saaf sutra hain.

Alka : oh! (Sharbat peeti hui) to us doosre manzil wale kamre ki saaf safai nahi karwaye aap logo ne? (Namrata se puchti hui)

Girdhari kuch kehne wali thi ke tabhi, Ramcharan khud muskurate huye kehta hain "oh! Nahi nahi...darasal haal hi aisa hain ke maano jungle ko saaf karna ho! Vaise fikar mat kijiye, kamre ka taala bhi mazboot hai! Ab to zung bhi padh gaya hoga!".

Khair, is vishay ko chorke ab Nikhilesh mukhya se kuch kaam ke silsile me baatein karne lagta hain aur saath hi saath bhojan ka anand bhi lene lagta hain.

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Dusre aur, zakhmi avastha mein voh saare ke saare gunde quarter pe apne malik ke paas pahuch jaate hain, jo sabke halat dekhkar, ghusse me aag babula ho jaata hain. Voh shaks koi aur nahi balki, Nikhilesh ke senior Mr Malhotra the.

Malhotra : Bastards! Ek kaam thik se nahi hota tum logo se!!!! Haramzado, muft mein tumhe nahi paal raha hoon main!!!

Gunda 1 : sahab! Humne bahut koshish kiya, lekin...

Gunda 2 : lekin tabhi, ganv ka hi koi ek muatanda aya aur unhe bacha liya!

Malhotra : CHUP!!! kutto ke poonch! Tum itne jan milke us aadmi ka kaam tamam nahi kar sake????? (Sar pe haath rakhke) ab niklo yahaan se! GET LOST!

Sabhi gunde chale jaate hain aur Malhotra apne kursi pe bethke, ek mota tagda cigar honton ke darmiyan thoos leta hain aur khud se kehta hain "Nikhilesh, beta haveli to tum pahuch gaye ho! Lekin kaam ko shuru karne nahi dunga main!"

Itna kehke, Malhotra foran cigar ko jala deta hain. Aankhon mein dher saara krodh abhi bhi barkakar tha.

 

[AnkurKumar3456]

Bane rahiye agle bhaag ke liye!

 

[Thakur]

Bhaag 2

Dekhte hi dekhte Somvar ka din aajata hain aur dikki pe samaan rakhke Nikhilesh foran ek zor ka awaaz dene laga "are aa bhi jao! Kitna deri karogi aur Alka?". Baju me khada Munnu bhi chillane laga "mummy!!!!!". Tabhi Alka bahaar aajati hain aur ek nazar Nikhilesh use dekhne laga aur dekhta hi reh gaya.

Neele rang ki saree aur hare rang ki sleeveless blouse mein Alka kayamat se kam nahi lag rahi thi. Baal bandhe huye the, lekin isse chehre ki noor zara sa bhi kam nahi hui. Nikhilesh use dekhta hi jaa raha tha ke tabhi Munnu uska pocket khichne laga "pappa!!!! Chalo na!!". Foran apne bete ke awaaz sunke, Nikhilesh apna ghadi dekhne lagta hain aur turant Alka aur Munnu ko piche bithaye, khud aage driver ke baju beth jaata hain.

Aakhirkar gaadi Vasantinagar ki aur nikal padti hain. Mia, biwi aur baccha, teeno ke chehre pe dher saara utsah.

Nikhilesh : (piche mudke, Alka ki aur) Yeh uparwale ne aurton ko banaya to hain, lekin jitne bhi nakhre hain, voh aurton ne khud banaya!

Alka : uff ho! Saree ko adjust kar rahi thi, aap mardo ki tarah nahi, nahaye dhoye aur jeans shirt pehn liye! Are baba...hum aurton ke bahut kuch aur rehti hain...khair! (Mooh banati hui) aapse is vishay pe baat karna bekaar hai!

Nikhilesh : (hansi ko dabate huye, bethe ko dekhke) Munnu! Tumhare mummy ko samajhna mere bas ki baat nahi! Alag se PHD karna hoga!

Munnu foran mooh pe haath rakhke, khilkhilane lagta hain. Tabhi, Alka aankhe badi karke apne bete ko dantne lagi "Munnu! Chup raho.. aur haan haveli pahuchke, no shararat, okay?". Hamesha ki tarah, mummy se daant khake, Munnu chup ho jaata tha, is baar bhi honton pe ungli rakhke, chupchaap apne maa ko dekhne laga. Yeh dekhke, Alka khushi khushi uske gaal ko daba deti hain.

Yunhi, takreeban ek ghanta beet jaate hain aur Nikhilesh ganv jald se jald pahuchne ke liye bechain ho utha.

Nikhilesh : (driver se) aur kitna time lag jayega? Vaise (khidki ke bahaar aju baju dekhke) sheher se hum kaafi door to aa hi gaye!

Driver : sahab, kareeb ek ghanta aur, kamsekam!

Alka : baap re! Ek ghanta aur? Vaise raasta to ekdam thik hai na?

Driver : are madam! Befikar rahiye, raasta ekdam sahi hai. (Muskurake)

Nikhilesh : are madam! Kyon tension leti ho...pahuch jayenge! Ek ghante mein tumhari makeup bigad nahi jayegi! (Chupke se muskurake)

Alka : (tez awaaz mein) uff ho! Chup bhi ho jao aap! Kripiya saamne dekhiye, aapke vishesh tippaniya nahi chahiye har baat pe!

Yeh sunke Nikhilesh dhime se hans deta hain aur gaadi apne rah par chalne laga. Lekin ek baat thi jisse Nikhilesh aur uska biwi baccha vakif nahi the, voh yeh tha ke unke gaadi ko door se koi shaks baar baar doorbin se dekhe jaa raha tha. Gaadi ko raste pe normally jaate dekh, voh aadmi doorbin ko ek haath me thaame rakhke, apne dusre haath se ek shaks ko phone lagata hain.

Aadmi : haan sir! Gaadi mein pura parivar maujud hain! .... haan...haan, okay!

Dusre aur se : nazar rakho, jab tak gaadi main lane tak nahi pahuch jaata!

Aadmi : thik hain sir! (Phone cut karke, doorbin se dekhta hi gaya)

Dusre aur, Nikhilesh aur Alka ke beech us ganv ko leke baatchit shuru hui.

Alka : vaise, humare swagat ka kya intezam hai? (Chote se aine mein apne aap ko savarti hui)

Nikhilesh : darling! Humare swagat ke liye vaha ke sabse bade auhde ke mukhya Ramcharanji khud humara 'aao bhagat' karnege!

Alka : oh! Vaise...aap unhe jaante hain?

Nikhilesh : main to nahi, lekin haan! Saigal sir aur unke beech acchi khaasi jaan pehchaan hain! Voh keh rahe the ke bahut hi naik swabhav ke insaan hai!

Alka : hmmm...(honton pe halke gulabi gloss lagake, apas me ragad leti hain)

Yunhi dekhte dekhte, gaadi aakhirkar main lane tak aajata hain, jahaan se Vasantinagar bas kuch hi doori pe tha. Nikhilesh ko bhi yeh ehsaas ho jaata hain ke voh bahut kareeb aa chuka hain manzil ke, aur piche mudke Alka ko muskurake dekhta hain, jiska ishara voh samajh jaati hain, aur jawab mein khud muskurati hain.

Lekin, tabhi kuch aisa hua jiska door door tak Nikhilesh ne ummeed nahi kiya tha. Lane se thode aur doori pe jaate hi, ek zor ka awaaz aata hain, jisse driver ko yeh ehsaas hota hain ke kareeb do se teen tyres puncture ho chuke the. Driver aur Nikhilesh, dono ne gaur kiya ke saamne aur charo aur chote chote sheeshe ke tukde phailaye gaye the.

Nikhilesh : (khidki se bahar niche dekhke) Damnit! Yeh sab kiska kartoot hai?? Itne saare kaanch ke tukde!

Alka : (kuch ghabrake, Munnu ke kandhe pe haath rakhe) Nikhilesh, kya ho gaya?? Mujhe kuch thik nahi lag rahi hain!

Nikhilesh : thehro main dekhta hoon!

Itna kehke Nikhilesh aur driver dono gaadi me se utar jaate hain aur yaha vaha dekhne lagte hain. Door door tak koi nazar nahi aya, isliye aur zyada vilamb na karte huye dono kaanch ke tukdo ko alag karne lagte hain. Vaha, dusre aur gaadi me Alka apne bete ko kass ke thaame rakhke, mann mein bahut ghabrahat liye chup chaap bethi hui rehti hain.

Tabhi achanak, khule khidki se ek aadmi mooh pe monkeycap pehne, Alka ki aur gun dikhane lag jaata hain "chalo! Niklo bahaar!!!". Use dekh Alka ekdam ghabra jaati hain aur tabhi dusre khidki me se ek aur aadmi, topi aur goggles pehna hua, apna gun dikhata hain "suna nahi usne kya kaha! Nikal bahaar!!".

Tabhi vaha, ialke ke ird gird se kuch gunde jaise log gaadi ko ekdam se gher lete hain, jiske ehsaas se hi driver aur Nikhilesh chaukanna ho jaate hain. Isse pehle driver apne haath pair chala paata, ek gunda foran uske pet pe churi ghused deta hain. "Aaaaaghhh!" Driver chilla ke vahi zameen par dher ho jaata hain aur uske cheekh se Nikhilesh ghusse se gundo ko dekhne laga.

Nikhilesh : kya chahte ho tum log??? Paisa??? Rupiya???

Gunda 1 : Nahi nahi, yeh sab kuch bhi nahi! Bas tum logo ko yehi pe dafnane ka irada hai! (Churi ko daadi pe ghiste huye hasne laga)

Gunda 2 : tum logo ne Vasantinagar jaane ka irada karke, accha nahi kiya! Ab parinaam bhukto! (Jacket me se bada sa khanjar nikaalta hua)

Gundan 3 : (Alka ke maathe par bandook jamaye) vaise yeh ekdam mast maal hai! Saali kya item hai yaaar! Thoda chakh lu jaaneman?

Alka : (ghusse me) Bastard! Aapne bakwas apne paas hi rakho! (Mann hi mann sehmi hui thi)

Gunda 1 : Are saale, jo karna hai kar, lekin pehle iske mard ko khatam to kar loon! Taaki line clear ho jaye!!!

Itna kehke us gunde ne Nikhilesh pe ek zor ka ghusa maara, jise dekh Alka chillane lagi "nahi!!!! Mere pati ko kuch mat karna!". Voh itni ghabra gayi thi ke Munnu ko kass ke khud se jakde rakhi. Munnu khud sahem gaya tha aur bas maa ke pet ko pakde rakha.

Gunda 1 : (Nikhilesh ko pakad leta hain) ab zindagi ko alvida kehne ke liye tayyar ho jao!

Nikhilesh ko apne ek saathi ke duara pakde huye dekhke, ek dusra gunda haath mein bada sa khanjar liye Nikhilesh ke pet mein ghusane hi wala tha ke tabhi ek lamba sa laathi uske maathe par padta hain, jiska natija yeh hua ke, haath se khanjar alag hoke, niche gid padta hain. Yeh dekh, baaki saare gunde chaukanna hoke yaha vaha dekhne lage ke tabhi ek dhoti aur military shirt pehna hua ek tadga sa aadmi chalang lagake nirdharit spot pe pahuch jaata hain.

Dekhne me voh ganv ka hi koi mustanda lag raha tha aur uske robdaar muche, uska sakhti bata raha tha.

Gunda 1 : abe haraam ke, tu hai kaun??

Gunda 2 : oye saale! Chup chaap nikal jaa yahaan se! Humare lafde mein mat par...

Aadmi : (apne phenke huye laathi ko vapas uthake) jaoge to tum log! Aur voh bhi daudte huye! Lekin daudke jaana hain ya langdake, faisla tum log hi karlo!

Gunda 3 : abe haramzade!!!! (Apne gun se goli chalane hi wala tha)

Tabhi voh mustanda apne lakdi se uske haath pe aise zor se waar karta hain ke gun ke saath saath haath bhi zakhmi ho gaya. Is tarah dhire dhire voh aadmi akele hi saare ke saare gundo se ek ek karke nipat leta hain. Uske madat karte huye khud Nikhilesh bhi kuch gundo pe khud vaar karne lagta hain aur dekhte hi dekhte saare ke saare gunde zakhmi hoke bhaag lete hain.

Sukoon ka saans leke Nikhilesh us aadmi ka shukriya karne lagta hain aur vaha dusre aur Arpita bhi Munnu ke haath thaame, dhire dhire Nikhilesh ke kareeb aane lagti hain.

Nikhilesh : aapka bahut bahut shukriya (rumal se apne jabde pe lage khoon ko saaf karta hua) vaise, aap hai kaun?

Aadmi : mujhe Raaka kehte hain! Aap Nikhilesh sahab hi hai na?

Nikhilesh : (hairani se) jee haan...lekin aapko kaise malum?

Raaka : jee, darasal mujhe Ramcharanji ne hi bheja tha. Unka andesh tha ke ganv aate vakt aapko aur aapke parivaar ko koi takleef nahi honi chahiye! Isliye ganv se kuch hi doori pe, main aap logo pe nazar rakh raha tha.

Alka : aapka sachme bahut shukriya! Vaise, Vasantinagar kitna door hain yaha se? (Sukoon se khadi thi)

Raaka : bhabhiji, bas kuch hi minto ka safar hai! Ayiye, aapko main apne taxi me chor deta hoon! Aayiye sahab! (Khud gaadi me se samaan uthake, apne taxi ke aur leke jaata hain)

Ek sukoon ka saans liye Nikhilesh apne biwi aur bete ko leke taxi me beth jaate hain aur agle kuch hi pal mein Vasantinagar aajata hain. Taxi jahaan aake rukta hain, vaha sar pe laal pagdi bandhe, ek lambe chaude, 60 ke aaspaas ka aadmi, kuch ganvwale ke saath, haath me maala liye khade the. Chehre pe robdaar muche ke tale ek gehra muskaan tha. Yeh the ganv ke mukhya Ramcharan!

Ramcharan : (taxi se Nikhilesh ko utarte dekh) ayiye ayiye! Nikhilesh babu (Maala pehnate huye) swagat hai!

Alka aisi shandaar swagat dekhke, khud bahut khush hui aur foran Ramcharan ko dekhke, namaste karne lagti hain,.jawab mein voh khud muskurate huye vapas namaste karte hain.

Nikhilesh : (maala ko utaarte huye) Ramcharanji, aap ka zikar humare malik Saigal sahab ne khoob kiya! Kehte hain ke aapka aur unka rishta bhai samaan hai! (Muskurake) vaise aap to aise swagat kar rahe hain, jaise main koi mantri ya VIP hoon!

Ramcharan : (hanske) VIP hi to hain aap! Itne naik kaam ke liye aap is ganv me aaye hain, itne honhaar aadmi humare ganv ko aage leke jayega, aur kya chahiye bhala!

Tabhi, Ramcharan ka ek khaas dost vaha khade hoke hi kehne laga "bilkul thik bete! Bas is buddhe se bachke rehna! Baat baat pe panchayat bula leta hain!". Ishara samajhte huye Ramcharan hans deta hain aur saath saath Nikhilesh aur Alka bhi. Foran Raaka samaan ko taxi se nikaalke, kuch khaas ganvwalo ko dene lagta hain, jo pehle se hi bail gaadi ka bandobast kiye the.

Nikhilesh : yeh samaan sab...

Raaka : are sahab! Fikar mat kijiye... Aapka samaan seedhe haveli ki aur chala jayega aur aap sab baadme!

Alka : baad me?

Ramcharan : jee haan! Pehle aapke aane ke khushi mein, humare gareebkhane mein kuch khaan paan ka intezam kiya gaya hain! Uske baad aap haveli jaa sakte hain.

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Ramcharan ke ghar :

Ghar me Ramcharan aur unki patni Girdhari rehte the, betiyon ki shaadi ho gayi thi aur beta ek bhi nahi tha. Yun kahiye ke mia biwi hi ek dusre ke saath rehte the.

Nikhilesh : (ghar ko upar niche dekhke, niwala chabate huye) vaise gareebkhana to katayi nahi keh sakte! Kaafi accha aur bada ghar hai aapka!

Ramcharan : (hanske) are sahab, yeh to kuch bhi nahi, jis haveli mein aap rehne wale hain, uski to baat hi alag hai! Bada itna ke, chote sahab cycle chala chala ke ghar ko bagicha bana sakta hai! (Munnu ki aur ishara karke)

Tabhi, Girdhari apne pati ko kuch ishara karti hain, kaano mein phusphusake. Lekin, Ramcharan normal bhav rakhta hai chehre par. Unhe dekh Alka kuch sankoch karti hain "vaise, haveli thik thaak to hai na?"

Ramcharan : (muskurate huye) Alkaji, aap fikar mat kijiye, ummm vaise to sab thik hi hain..bas (kuch theherke) bas baat yeh hain ke, haveli mein ek kamra hain, jisme kehte hain ke saamp aur makdiyo ka jhund laga hua hain. Bas us kamre se door rahiye! Haan.. voh angrezi me kya kehte hain Shtore room!

Nikhilesh : oh accha, store room!

Ramcharan : jee jee! Vohi..... lekin voh kamra upar dusre manzil pe hain. Aap logo ka bandobast pehle manzil pe ki gayi hain, jo kaafi saaf sutra hain.

Alka : oh! (Sharbat peeti hui) to us doosre manzil wale kamre ki saaf safai nahi karwaye aap logo ne? (Namrata se puchti hui)

Girdhari kuch kehne wali thi ke tabhi, Ramcharan khud muskurate huye kehta hain "oh! Nahi nahi...darasal haal hi aisa hain ke maano jungle ko saaf karna ho! Vaise fikar mat kijiye, kamre ka taala bhi mazboot hai! Ab to zung bhi padh gaya hoga!".

Khair, is vishay ko chorke ab Nikhilesh mukhya se kuch kaam ke silsile me baatein karne lagta hain aur saath hi saath bhojan ka anand bhi lene lagta hain.

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Dusre aur, zakhmi avastha mein voh saare ke saare gunde quarter pe apne malik ke paas pahuch jaate hain, jo sabke halat dekhkar, ghusse me aag babula ho jaata hain. Voh shaks koi aur nahi balki, Nikhilesh ke senior Mr Malhotra the.

Malhotra : Bastards! Ek kaam thik se nahi hota tum logo se!!!! Haramzado, muft mein tumhe nahi paal raha hoon main!!!

Gunda 1 : sahab! Humne bahut koshish kiya, lekin...

Gunda 2 : lekin tabhi, ganv ka hi koi ek muatanda aya aur unhe bacha liya!

Malhotra : CHUP!!! kutto ke poonch! Tum itne jan milke us aadmi ka kaam tamam nahi kar sake????? (Sar pe haath rakhke) ab niklo yahaan se! GET LOST!

Sabhi gunde chale jaate hain aur Malhotra apne kursi pe bethke, ek mota tagda cigar honton ke darmiyan thoos leta hain aur khud se kehta hain "Nikhilesh, beta haveli to tum pahuch gaye ho! Lekin kaam ko shuru karne nahi dunga main!"

Itna kehke, Malhotra foran cigar ko jala deta hain. Aankhon mein dher saara krodh abhi bhi barkakar tha.

Bahut badhiya update he bhai, Malhotra ke gundo se Nikhilesh aur family to bach gayi par bechara driver ka pet kat gaya aur uska koi jikra he nahi hua
Girdhari jo baat baat pe kehna chahti he Haweli ke bare me mano sub janti he par Mukhiya ko bhi spoiler pasand nahi
Anyway maja ayega waise keep writing

 

[AnkurKumar3456]

Bhaag 3

Badiya sa bhojan ke baad, Alka aur Nikhilesh ek baar phir Ramcharan aur unke patni ko namaste kiye, ghar se nikal padte hain. Chaukhat pe aate hi, Nikhilesh gaur se dekhta hain ki Raaka jeep liye pehle se hi intezar kar raha tha. Muskurake Alka aur Nikhilesh ek dusre ko dekhte hain aur Munnu ko leke, jeep pe chadh jaate hain.

Kuch hi pal mein jeep ravana ho jaata hain aur tabhi Ramcharan ek nazar apne patni ko dekhke, ek katu sa bhav dikhata hain "tumhe zyada kehni ki zaroorat nahi! Kya chahti ho tum, ke factory ka kaam ruk jaye?? Aur sahab yaha se chale jaye?" Girdhari ek nazar apne pati ki aur dekhti hain aur sar pe ghoonghat odhe, chupke se andar chali jaati hain.

Ramcharan bhi kuch der tak vahi ruka raha aur ek gehri saans liye, andar chala jaata hain.

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Raaka jeeo ko leke ek bahut hi aalishan gate ke andar ghus jaata hain, aur Nikhilesh aur Alka, dono bahaar charo aur khet aur bagiche ko dekhne lage, jo sachme kaafi phaile huye the aur bahut hi khoobsurat nazare pesh kar rahe the. Alka to jaise manmugdh hoke, bade bade pedo ko dekhne lagi, ke tabhi jeep kuch hi doori pe ruk jaata hain.

Raaka : lijiye sahab! Haveli pahuch gaye hum!

Nikhilesh aur Alka, Munnu ko leke jeep me se utar jaate hain aur teeno haveli ko niharne lage. Dekhne mein puri haveli kam se kam 100 se 200 saal purana lag raha tha aur kul milakar teen manzilein the, chat ko chorke. Nikhilesh utsahit mann se dekhne laga charo aur.

Nikhilesh : wow! Khoob hai! Vaise Raaka, yeh kitne saal purana hoga?

Raaka : sahab, yeh to hume maloom nahi, lekin Ramcharanji ka kehna hai ke, unke pardaada aur daada, dono yaha ke estate manager hua karte the bahut saal pehle. Ab isse zyada to hume kuch nahi malum!

Munnu : wow mummy!!! Kitna badia bunglow hai!!! Wow!

Alka : (bete ke sar pe haath phirate) hmmm! Voh to hai beta! Sach me bahut hi aalishan haveli hain!.

Alka ki nazren bade bade purane zamane ki U-shape khidkiyon ko nihaar rahi thi ke tabhi Raaka haath mein chaabi ka guccha liye aage aage chal padta hain "madam, sahab, ayiye!". Jaate jaate phir ek baar Nikhilesh ko masti chadta hain aur voh Alka ke piche chala jaata hain, kaan me phusohuata hua "hmmm privacy hi privacy hoga, hai na darling?". Jiske jawab mein Alka "dhatt" kehke, aage aage chal leti hain.

Aakhirkar Raaka chaabi ke gucchiyo me se ek sone ki chaabi nikaalke, darwaze pe lage ek bade se taale ko kholne lagta hain. Darwaza khulte hi ek lambi si awaaz aati hain, jo aam taur pe haveliyon ke darwaze ke khule jaane se hoti thi. Khair, andar pravesh karte hi, Alka cheekh padti hain, jaise hi uski saamna ek bade se madki ke jaal se hoti hain. Raaka foran us jaal ko hata deta hain aur Nikhilesh muskurane laga.

Nikhilesh : Darling! Tumhari cheekh sunke bechara madki darr gaya hoga!

Alka : uff! Chup bhi ho jayiye, aapko malum bhi hai kitni badi makdi thi! (Pallu ko adjust karti hui)

Munnu : mummy darr gayi! Hehehe

Alka : Munnu, behave yourself!

Nikhilesh muskurate huye, foran charo aur dekhne lagta hain aur Alka bhi vahi karti hain. Art aur kala me to pehle se hi uski kaafi ruchi rahi hain, isliye deewaro ke purane painting kiye gaye tasveero ko Alka niharne lagti hain aur jaise jaise uski nazren ek ke baad ek, yudh se leke shaadi shuda jode ke painting tak jaati gayi, voh khushi si hairan reh gayi.

Alka : wow! Kitne sundar paintings hai! Kya yaha koi artist rehta tha?

Raaka : memsahab, itna to nahi malum, shayad humare mukhyaji kuch keh payenge is baare mein.

Nikhilesh : haveli to badiya hai! Vaise saaf safai ka kuch intezam kiya gaya hai?

Raaka : bilkul kiya hai sahab! (Muskurake) khair, ab aap log ghar ka moina kare, main chalta hoon!

Raaka ke jaane ke baad, Nikhilesh khushi khushi apne patni ko dekhne laga, jo pehle se hi bahut utsahit thi. Foran, voh khud Alka ke paas pahuch jaata hai aur chupke se uksi sudol kamar par chikoti maarta hain. "kyon darling, kya khayal hai?". Jawab mein Alka muskurati hain aur pyar se kehti hain "hmmm badiya hai!".

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Dekhte hi dekhte saaf safai bhi ho jaata hain aur saath saath suraj bhi dhal jaata hain. Pehle manzil pe, Alka apne pati aur bete ko liye ek badiya sa kamra chunti hain, jahaan peele rang ki ujala pure kamre me chayi hui thi, deewaro pe lage lamp ke zariye. Us kamre mein bada sa bistar aur uske ird gird do bade bade khidkiyan maujood the, saath hi saath bistar ke baju mein ek badiya sa dressing table bhi upasthit tha.

Makhmali bistar pe lete Alka palke munde kuch pal tak shaandar palang aur resham si gadde ka anand leti rahi. Kuch garmi hone ke karan, voh apni baalon ko hairband se azaad karke bistar par leti rahi aur pyar se bolne lagi "Hmmmm! Kitna rumani mahol hai Nikhilesh!...... Nikhilesh?" Lekin uska pati kamre me nazar hi nahi aaya. Keval Munnu ko kamre me dekhke, Alka foran sochne laga ke Nikhilesh bhala kahan chala gaya tha.

Kamre se bahaar nikalte hi, Alka ka saamna aur bhi kahin kamre ke darwazon se hone lagti hain, aur voh chup chaap har ek darwaze ko parakhti gayi, sab darwaza khule huye the, lekin dhool se latpat the. Lekin Nikhilesh ka koi naam o nishan nahi. Tabhi Alka seediyon tak aake, upar dusre manzil ki aur dekhne lagi. "Kya Nikhilesh upar hai?" sochti hui Alka bas seediyon pe chadne hi wali thi ke tabhi uske kandhe pe ek haath aake ruk jaata hain.

"Huhh!" Ghabrake Alka piche mudti hain aur apne pati ko khade huye paati hain. Hairani se Nikhilesh apne patni ko dekhe jaa raha tha.

Nikhilesh : kya hua Alka? Upar kyon jaa rahi thi?

Alka : voh...bas aise hi, kautohol thi, bas! Vaise...aap kahaan the?

Nikhilesh : uff! Niche Raaka se baat kar raha tha and guess what! (Muskurake) maine mera study aur demo room humare bedroom ke bilkul baju wale kamre me banane ka faisla kiya! Hai na amazing?

Alka : (khushi se pati ke kandhe pe haath phailaye) matlab aap kareeb hi rahenge!

Nikhilesh : haan! Bas Munnu ko kabhi kabhi bahaat bhej dunga!

Alka apne pati ke chaati pe phir mukka maarke hasne lagti hain aur saath saath Nikhilesh bhi hasne laga, apne patni ke zulfon pe haath pherte huye use apne kareeb kar leta hain aur phir hont se hont ek baar phir pyar se jud jaate hain. Hamesha ki tarah apne patni ki raspaan karte huye Nikhilesh ke lund me hulchul hona shuru ho jaata hain aur voh kuch agla kadam lene hi wala tha ke tabhi Alka use rok leti hain "bas bas! Munnu kabhi bhi aa sakta hain! Besharam aadmi!".

Nikhilesh : Hmmph! Hamesha se yeh Munnu ghoom phirke beech me tapak hi jaata hain! Khair (mooh banata hua) ab to badla raat ko hi liya jayega!

Itna kehke Nikhilesh apne study room ke andar jaake moina karne lagta hain aur Alka pyar se khilkhila deti hain, lekin tabhi uski nazar phir ek baar upar ki aur chali jaati hain aur mann ek baar phir kautohol ho uthi upar ke kamro ko dekhne ke liye, lekin yeh kaam voh aaram se apni khud ke samay leke karna chahti thi.

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Raat ka samay, kareeb 10 baje ho jaata hain. Aam taur pe haveli ke aaspaas kaafi sanatta rehta hi tha, kyonke ganv ke baaki gharo se, yeh kuch doori pe sthapit tha, jis vajah se mela ho ya koi bhi shor sharaba, aasani se haveli tak awaaz nahi pahuch paate the.

Study room ke saaf safai ke baad, peeli roshni ke tale Nikhilesh apne laptop liye beth jaata hain aur saath hi saath chart paper ko table pe phailake, factory ke planning me jut jaata hain. Mahol itna sukoon bhara tha ke, kaam mein dhyan apne aap hi aa raha tha. Ek kamre me yeh mahol tha, to vaha dusre kamre me, yaani main bedroom me Alka dressing table ke aine me khud ko dekhkar, apne ghaneri zulfon ko savaar rahi thi. Lekin saath hi saath, kuch soche mein bhi doobi hui thi.

Raat zyada hone ke karan, Munnu pehle se hi bistar ke beecho beech so chuka tha aur uske chehre pe kuch mayusi saaf nazar aa raha tha, kyonki chote janab ko apna khud ka kamra jo chahiye thi haveli mein, lekin Alka ne mana kar di thi, voh itne bade haveli mein apne bete ko akela nahi chorna chahti thi.

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Dekhte hi dekhte raat ho jaata hain aur Alka apne bete ko sula hi rahi thi ke tabhi dhime se "Alkaa! Alka!" ki awaaz kamre me aati hain. Alka foran, yaha se vaha, aur phir darwaze ki aur dekhne lagi, jahaan pe Nikhilesh uska intezar kar raha tha, phusphusate huye "Alka! Idhar aao..ssshhh aaram se! Jaldi aao..".
Alka ek aakhri baar bete ke sar ko sehlaye, vaha se dhime se uth jaati hain aur aaj bhi hamesha ki tarah sleeveless nightie pehni hui, voh gazab lag rahi thi.

Khair, pati ke paas, kamre ke bahaar aate hi Alka kuch bolne hi wali thi ke tabhi, Nikhilesh uska haath thaame, bilkul viprit wale kamre ki aur leke chalta hain. Pahuchte hi Alka ko andhere ke vajah se kuch nazar nahi aayi, lekin jaise uske pati ne battiyan jala di, foran Alka ki aankhen hairani mein badi badi ho gayi.

Kamre me dhimi dhimi peeli rang ki battiyan thi aur ek aalishan bistar, jispe phool phailaye gaye the.

Alka : (hairan hoke) yyyeeh sab?? Yeh kamra..

Nikhilesh : (piche jaake biwi ko baahon me jakadta hua) hmmmm! Yeh humara Pyarwala kamra hai! Bas tum aur main, voh bhi sirf raat ko! (Gaal ko chum leta hain)

Alka : baap re! Ab is umar mein, ek alag se prem jatane ke liye kamra bhi chahiye aapko? Uffff! Aap aur aapke yeh natkhatpan!

Nikhilesh : (Alka ke saath andar jaate huye) hmm! Sach me Alka! Puri haveli mein ek rumani mahol to hain! Isme to koi shaq nahi...voh kya kehte hain...haan! A good sex life helps in good work life! (aankh maar deta hain)

Alka : (kuch sankoch mein) aap sachme mujhe itna akarshit samajhte hain aajkal?

Nikhilesh : main samjha nahi darling, kya kehna chahti ho tum?

Alka : Yehi ke, ab umar jaise jaise badti jaa rahi hai, mujhe darr hai kahin ek din, agar tum mujhe pyar jatana hi chor do! Tab kya hoga?

Nikhilesh : (halka sa hanske) are darling, bas itni si baat? Are budhe to hum ek din ho hi jayenge! Lekin kya pyar sirf roop aur jawani tak seemit rahta hain?? Nahi Alka! Tum ko to main har din hamesha se saman roop se pyar jataunga!

Alka bhavuk ho gayi thi thodi, lekin mann hi mann sehmat nahi thi.

Khair, bina vilambh kiye ek baar phir Nikhilesh romantic hone laga apne patni ke saath. Haveli ke is aalishan kamre mein, Alka ko makhmali bistar pe leta kar, Nikhilesh khud apne shirt se azaad ho jaata hain aur patni ke stan ko dabate huye, phir ek baar nightie ko utaarne ka ayojan karta hain.

Tabhi bahaar achanak bahut hi tez bijli kadakne lag jaati hain aur vaise vaise, andar pati patni ka vaasna bhi aur upar chadhta gaya. Haathon me haath jakde, honton se honth milaye, foran Nikhilesh Alka ko bhogna aarambh kar leta hain. Chaati se stan ko milaye aur tangon se taang jode, apne andar ke aag ko dono sulgane lage.

Lekin jab jab Nikhilesh ke chaati apne patni ke halke se jhulte huye bade se stanon pe dhass jaate, tab tab Alka ko kuch laaj aur narazgi mehsoos hui khud pe, use aksar apne suhagraat ke din yaad aajati thi jab uski jism me ek kasakpan thi aur stan bhi upar ke aur jhankte the. Na jaane kitni baar Nikhilesh ne stan ke raspan ke dauran, unki aakar ka taatif kiya tha us din aur kaise uski gaalon ko kashmiri seb ka darja diya gaya tha.

Khair, vaastav me aake, Alka mehsoos karta hain ke Nikhilesh jhad ke dher ho gaya tha aur kharatte marke so chuka tha. Pati ko baju me aaram se letake, Alka khud so jaati hain, lekin baar baar uske mann mein voh kautohol ho rahi thi puri haveli ka moina karne ke liye. Apne pati ko sote huye dekhke, Alka dhire se bistar me se uth jaati hain aur nightie ke upar apni gown pehne, kamre se bahaar nikal jaati hain.

Bahaar nikalte hi, uski nazar seediyon ke upar ke taraf chali jaati hain aur is baar bina sankoch kiye, dhire dhire seediyan chadne lag jaati hain. Niche rehke bhi Alka ko saaf saaf bahut sare paintings ka andaaza ho rahi thi, jo upar ke taraf lage huye the deewaro pe.

 

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