Update 123
Bhabhi ka phone aaya,
Main - bolo Bhabhi,
Bhabhi - phele tu mera naam bol,
Main - nhi bolunga, tu hamesha meri Bhabhi hai,
Bhabhi - bolna, bhut jee hai tere muh se sunne ka
Main - nhi, phone kyu kiya ?
Bhabhi - nhi kar sakti kya ?
Main - kar na, aur bata, club pe hai ?
Bhabhi - hmmm, meri choti bhen ko bulaya hai, tera pata hai usko, tu aaja,
Main - degi kya woh ?
Bhabhi - woh tere upar hai, kaise handle karta hai
Main - rahne de fir, set karne ka time nhi hai,
Bhabhi - are, yeh kya baat howi ? tu aa to sahi,
Main - bacche kitne hain saali ke ?
Bhabhi - ek, achi hai, tu aa to sahi, pasand aayegi
Main - gori hai ?
Bhabhi - meri jaisi, aaja na,
Main - chal, jab aaye phone karna,
Sangeeta ka phone aaya,
Sangeeta - aap shyam ko ghar aana please,
Main - please mat bol, aunga jaroor,
Sangeeta - thanks,
Rehana - mummy ne aapki favourite keema kalegi banaya hai, lunch pe,
Main - yaar lunch to Chachi deti hai hotcase main
Rehana - main kuch nhi janti, apne security guards ko khila do, aur naan leke aana, butter naan, panch,
Main - thek hai, aur kuch ?
Rehana - hmmm, fuck karna, lunch se pehle,
Main - thek hai, aata hu,
Main jab Rehana ke ghar paucha, uski mummy ne door khola, maine naan ka packet unko diya, aur woh kitchen main chali gayi, main bhi peeche gaya aur unko kas ke pakad liya, woh machalne lagi,
Maa - kya kar rahe ho Deependra ? Rehana aane wali hai, acha nhi lagta hai,
Main - saali loda choosne ke liye keema kalegi banaya tune, aaja choos le,
Maa muskarane lagi, aur mere hath pakad ke apne sath sofe pe baith gyi,
Maa - aisa kuch nhi hai, haa jee tha tere ko dekhne ka, isliye bulaya,
Maine pant khol ke loda bhar nikal diya, woh masalne lagi,
Main - mere ko dekhne ka, ya mere lode ko ?
Maa - bhut hi badmash ho aap,
Main - choos na, kab tak khelegi ?
Woh jhuk ke loda choosne lagi, aur main uske sir pe hath ferne laga,
Main - bol, chut maru teri kya ?
Maa - nhi nhi,
Main - marwa le, saali maja aaya tere ko,
Maa - nhi, tu bhut gande tarike se chodta hai,
Main - chut main aise hi marta hu, chal salwar khol, thoda chod du tere ko,
Maa - nhi nhi, rahne do, mujhe choosna acha lagta hai tere yeh itna bada aur geela loda,
Main - teri marji, main to bol raha hu chud le,
Maa - tu Rehana ko chod lena na, ache se,
Main - aayi nhi kya ?
Maa - nhi, shyad kaam hoga,
Main - chal khana laga, table pe aur choos lena,
Khana kha ke main nikla to Bhabhi ka phone aaya, main seedha club chala gaya, Bhabhi ke office main, Bhabhi ne aage hoke kiss kiya aur door band kiya, main Bhabhi ka hath pakad ke apne sath sofe pe baith gaya, aur uski bhen ko dekha, achi lagi, Bhabhi ne mere ko milwaya,
Bhabhi - kaisi lagi ?
Main - sexy hai, kaha chupa ke rakha tha isko ?
Hum dono hasne lage, Bhabhi mere ko kiss karne lagi, fir boli,
Bhabhi - tum dono baatein karo, main round laga ke aati hu, door band karlo,
Main - hmmm,
Thodi der hum dono baatein karte rahe, fir maine usko bola,
Main - idhar aa, mere paas baith, tere ko chu ke dekhu,
Woh sharma ke mere paas baith gyi,
Maine usko apne paas keech liya aur uske kandhe pe hath rakh diya,
Main - kaisa lag raha hai ? naam kya hai tera ?
Bhen - jee, Sonia,
Main - kaisa laga main ?
Sonia - jee acha,
Main - tu janti hai na, ki main kon hu ?
Sonia - jee, aap ko kon nhi janta, bhut hi khatarnak aadmi ho aap, duniya janti hai, aap ko,
Main - teri bhen meri aurat hai, malum hai na, hum dewar Bhabhi nhi, biwi jaise rakhta hu usko,
Sonia - jee, Didi ne bataya, mujhe, woh pati manti hai aapko,
Main - hmmm, ache se pati farz nibhata hu main uske sath, daba ke leta hu uski, jee bhar ke chodta hu tere bhen ko, yaha manager bhi isliye banaya hai usko, tu mere saali lagi, ab jeeja ko kush kaise rakhegi tu ?
Sonia sharmane lagi, maine uski chin uper ki aur kiss kiya, usne aakhen band karli, main uske boobs masalne laga, woh mere pass hogyi, aur mere jang pe hath rakh diya,
Main - nikal le, lode ko,
Sonia ne sharmate howe mere zip kholne lagi, maine help kiya aur loda khada usko pakada diya, woh masalne lagi,
Main - kaisa laga ?
Sonia - bhut hi jyada bada hai aapka, mere husband ka half bhi nhi hai,
Main - choos le,
Sonia jhuk ke sungne lagi, aur fir boli,
Sonia - bhut hi bada hai, mere muh main nhi jayega,
Maine uske sir pe hath rakh ke neeche kiya,
Main - try to kar, teri bhen choosti hai, tu bhi choos le,
Sonia sharmane lagi aur choosne lagi, main uske hips masalne laga,
Main - teri gand mari kya teri pati ne ?
Sonia - nhi,
Main - chal main marunga tere gand, choos tu,
Kafi der baad maine usko khada kiya aur uske kapde khol ke table pe baith diya,
Sonia - dheere karna,
Main - tension mat le, dheere hi chodunga,
Sonia ne hath se adjust kiya aur mere pass hogyi, main dheere dheere aage aane laga,
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Main jor jor se chodne laga woh machalti howi rone lagi main usko pakad ke apne shot marne laga nahiiiii nahiiiii please nahiiiii aaaaah dheree karo nahiiiii nahiiiii please nahiiiii please nahiiiii aaaaah dheree karo nahiiiii aaaaah eeeeeiiiii nahiiiii aaaaah eeeeeiiiii nahiiiii aaaaah dheree karo nahiiiii aaaaah eeeeeiiiii nahiiiii nahiiiii please nahiiiii nahiiiii nahiiiii please nahiiiii aaaaah dheree karo nahiiiii nahiiiii nahiiiii please nahiiiii aaaaah dheree karo nahiiiii nahiiiii
Maine uske under maal chhod diya, woh nangi padi rahi table pe, Bhabhi aayi, aur uske sir pe hath ferne lagi,
Bhabhi - kuch jyada jor se maje liye kya ?
Main - hmmm, achi tight thi, khub maja aaya,
Bhabhi - Sonia, ab thek hai tu ?
Sonia - jee, thoda aur rest karne do,
Bhabhi - haa, kar le, koi baat nhi, maja aaya ?
Sonia - jaan nikal gyi meri, bhut bura chodte hai
Bhabhi - mujhe aise hi pasand hai, thapad maar ke karte hain mere ko,
Sonia - aap pata nhi kis mitti ki bani ho, bhut halat kharab ho gayi hai mere,
Bhabhi mere pass baith gyi aur kiss karne lagi,
Bhabhi - maja aaya na tere ko ?
Main - bhut, saali ko rakhunga, achi lagi,
Bhabhi - la choos deti hu tere ko,
Main - choos na,
Shyam ko Sangeeta ke ghar gaya, woh mere pass baith gayi aur mere hath pakad liya, main uska hath sehlane laga,
Sangeeta - divorce papers bheje hai, Bombay shift hogaye dono,
Main - unki planning hogi phele se,
Mummy - ab batao kya karen hum,
Main - kuch nhi, kya kar sakte ho,
Mummy - koi baat karne is kuch hoga ?
Main - kya hoga ?
Mummy - abhi to iski age bhi itni nhi howi hai, abhi kaise jindagi kaategi ?
Sangeeta - mummy, koi baat nhi, Deependra hai
Mummy - haa beti, Deependra hai, lekin yeh tera bhai hai, tujhe pati chahiye, har patni ko pati chahiye, jindagi bhut badi hoti hai,
Sangeeta - dekh lenge mummy, tu hai na mere sath Deependra ?
Main - hu na, yeh bhi koi baat hai bolne ki,
Sangeeta - bas thek hai, main de dungi divorce,
Mummy - jaldi mat kar, woh shyad wapis aajaye
Main - kon wapis aata hai, usko young ladki mil gayi, aur kya chahiye usko,
Mummy - mere ko umeed hai,
Main - achi baat hai, aap rakhna umeed, main kya bolu, waise kuch nhi hone wala,
Sangeeta - mummy, Deependra thek hi keh raha hai, yeh jo bolega, main waise hi karungi,
Mummy - abhi jaldi mat kar, wait karlo,
Maine Bhaiya ko flat dikhaya, woh bhut impressed howe,
Main - waise yeh interior design wapis karwa dunga, aap bolo to, colour bhi apni pasand ka karwa dunga, aap bas bolo,
Bhaiya - nhi nhi, waise bhi bhut costly hai, tu kyu aur paise lagata hai, aise hi thek hai,
Main - jaise aap bolo, Bhabhi aur bacchon ko bhi dikha dete,
Bhaiya - haa, ghar pe hai woh, tu hi bula le, gaadi main leke aajayegi, aur set kiya kya usko ?
Main muskarane laga aur phone lagaya,
Main - sun Megha chikni, tu bachho ko leke mere ghar aaja, tere ko ek cheez dikhani hai, gaadi leke aaja tu, mere sexy achi saari phen ke aana rani, ki khada hojaye mera,
Bhaiya hairaan hoke dekhne lage aur woh mere pass aake bole,
Bhaiya - maan gayi ? itni jaldi ?
Main - manegi kyu nhi bhaiya, koi option hai kya Bhabhi ke paas ? saali kaha jaati ? kitna kharcha kiya hai, 45 lakh ki BMW gaadi de hai, itni high salary de raha hu, koi aur dega ? aap dekhna aaj, kaise rakhta hu, chipaka ke, jaise meri biwi ho,
Bhaiya - acha hai, tu hi rakh, saali naagin ko, mere wali ko bhi tere office wala flat pasand aaya, bhut kush thi,
Main - kitni bar kiya ?
Bhaiya - are, ek bar, office se ghar jate time,
Main - aap ache se use karna usko, saali ko daba ke maje lena, aap ne bhut suffer kiya hai,
Bhaiya - hmmm,
Main - uska husband hai kya ?
Bhaiya - hai, lekin separated hai, beti hai ek, joint family main rahti hai,
Main - to mera flat bilkul sahi hai, daba ke maje lena aap, saali ko ragda karo, khub chodna, akeli hai na, aap husband ho ab uske,
Bhaiya - hmmm,
Main - chalo chai pite hain, mere ghar pe, jab tak Megha nhi aati,
Bhaiya aur main muskarane laga, woh mere peth pe hath rakh ke chalne lage,
Bhaiya - tune kiya kya ? saali ko ? use ?
Main - aapko kya lagta hai ?
Bhaiya - pata nhi, tu bata,
Main - abhi romance chal raha hai,
Sarabjit ne chai pilayi aur jab Bhabhi aayi, baccho ke sath, fir sab ne chai nashta kiya,
uske baccho ko bhi nashta karwaya, fir Sarabjit ne usko ek saari, ek gold chain, mithai aur 50 hazar rupee diye,
Bhabhi - nhi nhi, main nhi le sakti,
Sarabjit - bahu hai, pheli bar ghar aayi hai, itna to banta hai, main de rahi hu, le lo,
fir hum sab uper wale floor pe sidiyon se gaye,
Bhabhi mere sath chal rahi thi, hum sabse peeche the, maine uski kamar main hath daal diya aur chalta raha, woh thoda dur hone lagi to maine keech ke paas kiya, sab aage chale gaye,
Main - kaha jayegi chikni, mere sath chal na,
Bhabhi - are, aapke bhaiya hain, aur Chachi ki mummy bhi hai, bacche hain,
Main - to ? aise hi rahegi, sab ke samne, tu ab meri hai, muh idhar kar, kiss karu, tujhe, tu saali ab mera maal hai,
Maine ache se kiss kiya aur uske gaal pe hath ferne laga, Bhabhi ne mere hath pe kiss kiya,
Bhabhi - aaj jindagi main phele bar tune mera naam liya, bhut acha laga, Deependra,
Main - tu kush hai na, chipak ke rahna, koi kuch nhi bolega, ab tu meri aurat hai,
Maine uski hips pe hath ferne ke baad uski kamar main hath daal ke chalne laga, pura flat dekha, sab ko bhut pasand aaya,
Bhabhi sharmati rahi, maine jaan buch ke hath kamar pe hi rakha, bhaiya aur bacchon ke samne, aur aise hi usko pura flat dekhaya, apne se chipaka ke, woh bhut jyada sharma rahi thi, bacchon ke samne, lekin kya karti, maine kas ke pakad rakha tha, jaise meri aurat ho, main aaram se uski peth aur hips pe hath ferte raha woh mere ko chipak gayi, apne hath mere seene pe rakh diya aur muskarane lagi, maine usko hug kiya,
Bhabhi - bhut hot hogyi, aise mat karo please, aap ne bilkul besharm bana diya hai, mere bacche dekh rahe hain,
Main - mere ko acha lagta hai, ab tu sirf mere hai, hai na bhaiya ? Bhabhi mere hai na ab,
Bhaiya - haa, chote, rakh isko, jaise tu chahe,
Main - bol aur kya chahiye, bhaiya ne bhi bol diya, ab dhang se chipak mere se,
Bhabhi - jee,
Main - yeh 3 crore ka flat sirf tere liye hai, kyu ki tu pasand hai mujhe, bol kush hai na,
Bhabhi - jee bhut kush hu, kabhi jindagi main socha nhi itna mehnga flat main rahungi,
Main - tu itni bejati karti thi mere, fir bhi maine tujhe 3 crore ka flat diya, 45 lakh ki gaadi di, tujhe, koi dega ?
Bhabhi - jee, main galat thi,
Main - ab tu meri aurat hai, aise hi raha kar chipak ke, sab ke samne, ab chal, tera bedroom dekhte hain,
fir ek kamre mein jake usko bahon mein bhar liya, aur dheere se pucha, kiss karte howe,
Main - chikni, ghar pasand aaya tere ko ?
Bhabhi - hmmm, bhut menhga hai, 3 crore ?
Main - tere is jawani se jyada nhi, mast tight maal hai saali tu, maja aata hai teri chut chodne main,
Sarabjit bhi humare pass aagyi aur hum se boli,
Sarabjit - Megha, tere ko ache ghar main rakhna chahta hai tera dewar, tu itni sundar hai, isliye liya yeh flat, bhut pasand hai tu, isko,
Bhabhi - jee bhut menhga hai, hum kaise karz utarenge,
Sarabjit - koi karz nhi hai, tu mere family hai, is flat ke badle main khub pyar diya kar isko,
Aur woh muskarane lagi, Bhabhi sharmane lagi, maine usko apni taraf keecha, kamar se, aur kiss kiya ache se, woh mere ko hug kar ke lipat gayi, main uske hips masalne laga, Sarabjit muskarane lagi, aur main bhi,
Main - Megha, khub ache se deti hai, office main to yeh skirt phenti hai wahan, isko table pe baith ke, iski skirt utha ke, iski gori chikni tange faila kar, daba ke thokta hu main iske under, pura leti hai, itni jawan hai, khub maja aata hai, iski lene mein,
Sarabjit - bhut achi baat hai, khub maje liya karo dono, dekho club mein tumko full privacy hai, wahan khub daba ke mara kar apni Bhabhi ki,
Bhabhi - jee, jaan nikal jati hai, rula dete hain mere ko, peeche se bhut pain hoti hai,aage jhuka ke bhi daal dete hain, bhut jor se karte hain,
Sarabjit - ab tu iski aurat hai, karega na jaise iska dil hoga, itna paise kharch kiya hain, soch, wasul to karega na, pain bhi hogi, tu royegi bhi, mard hai ab yeh tera, ragadega tere ko, jab yeh karta hai acha lagta hai tujhe ?
Bhabhi - jee, bhut acha lagta hai, itni mehngi gaadi di hai, gift main, mujhe,
Sarabjit - fir to achi baat hai, gaadi aur flat isliye diya hai ki tu ache se deti hai, khub maja de isko, mujhe bhi dikhana skirt main kaise lagti hai, yeh jo bol raha hai tere gori chikni tange failata hai, mujhe bhi dekhni hai,
Bhabhi - jee, dikhaungi, aapko skirt phen ke,
Hum room ke bhar aa gaye aur bhaiya se baat karne laga, Bhabhi abhi bhi chipake howi thi,
Main - bhaiya, meri Megha jaan ko ghar pasand aaya, kab shift hone hai aapko ?
Bhaiya - tu bol, bacche to aaj hi rahna chahte hain,
Main - aaj se hi rah lo, tu bol Megha darling, kya kare fir rani,
Bhabhi - aaj nhi, phele saaman pack karna hai, kal shyam tak shift honge, aap samajho,
Main - jaisa tu bole, kal karte hain bhaiya, ab meri rani itni khubsurat hai yeh, baat to manni padegi,
Hum sab hasne lage, maine bacchon ke sir pe hath ferte howe bola,
Main - waise kal aapka saaman pack kar ke gaadi se shift kar dunga, thek hai Bhaiya,
Bhaiya - kal Sunday hai, kal shift ho jayenge,
Main - flat maine sirf tere liye liya hai Megha, tu rahana yaha meri jaan,
Bhabhi - jee, thank you so much,
Hum sab neeche aaye, main unko lift main see off kar raha tha ki Sarabjit ne mere hips pe hath ferne lagi, mere ko hasi aagyi, usne mere hips ko dabane lagi, jaise hi lift band howi, main muda aur usko bahon mein bhar liya,
Main - kya chahiye tere ko ? badmash ladki,
Sarabjit - chat mere ko abhi, garam hogyi teri Bhabhi ke sath ki badmashi dekh ke,
Main - chal, teri chikni chut chatata hu,
Sarabjit - nhi, godi main leke chal,
Maine usko god main utha liya aur flat main aagye,
