Update 69
Main akela baitha maa ke bare main socha raha tha raat ko, ki phone aaya, woh ro rahi thi,
Main - haa bol,
Neeta - Shefali Didi said your mother passed away, i am really sorry for that,
Main - hmmm, woh aaye the sab abhi,
Neeta - bhaiya, i always love you,
Main - i know that,
Neeta - main bhut akele hu bhaiya, my father is dead, mere koi nhi hai aapke siva, come and fuck me bhaiya,
Ek pal hum dono shaant the, dono ke pariwar main maut howi thi, aur usne is halat main bhi mere ko call kari,
Neeta - aapne promise kiya tha bhaiya,
Main - haa, Neeta, maine promise kiya tha,
Neeta - main bhut akele hu, bhaiya,
Main - ro mat, main aata hu,
Sarabjit mere ko dekh rahi thi, maine usko hug aur kiss kiya,
Sarabjit ne muh uper kiya, aur mere face ko pakad ke boli,
Sarabjit - woh choti hai, usko pyar ki jarurat hai, aap jao, usko pyar do, woh nhi jhel pa rahi yeh dukh,
Main - lekin mere ghar pe bhi maut howi hai,
Sarabjit - kisi dukhi ka dukh hi to dur kar rahe ho, aap ke ache karm hai, aap mat bhulo ki aap ek insaan ho,
Mere ko hasi aagyi, yeh hamesha kyu remind karti hai, ki main ek insaan hu,
Main jab Neeta ke room main gya, woh bed pe leti thi, muh dhak ke, ro rahi thi,
Mere ko dekh ke bhag ke mere gale lag gyi,
Neeta - bhaiya, aap ho sirf mera pyar, fuck me bhaiya,
Main uske sath let gya,
Main - relax Neeta, tu normal hoja, ro mat,
Neeta - main kaise normal ho jauao, bhaiya, mere Papa ki death howi hai, aap hi ho jis ko main pyar karti hu, just fuck me now,
Main - mere bhi mummy ki death howi hai, fir bhi main aya na,
Neeta - bhaiya, I know, but i need to be fucked, now,
Main - tu calm hoja, phele rona band kar,
Neeta - jab aap under daloge na, tabhi calm ho jaungi,
Maine kapde khol diya aur uski tange khol kar uski chut pe loda ragadne laga,
Neeta - mere ko jinda kar do bhaiya, aaaah
Maine dheere se loda uski geli chut main sarkane laga,
Neeta - oh my god, i forgot it's so big and fat, aaaah bhaiya uuuffff haaaiiii aaaahhhhhh
Main jor jor se chodne laga, neeche Neeta chillane lagi, aur mere ko pakad liya kas ke,
Neeta ne apni tange mere kamar pe lapet li aur hum bas ek dusre ko dekhte huwe sex karte rahe, fir jab khatam howa to woh mere seene pe let gyi,
Neeta - thank you bhaiya, mat jana mere ko akela chhod ke aaj,
Main - yahi sowunga tere paas,
Neeta - haa bhaiya, main akele hu bhaiya, main toilet jake aati hu,
Next day cremation ground pe main akela gya, sab kuch hone ke baad Papa ko dekhta raha,
Papa bhut toot gaye the, woh bilkul haar chuke the is duniya se, mere ko nhi laga ki yeh ab kuch kar payenge ya jee payenge, bhut ro rahe the, main unko hug kar ke khada raha, aur kya karta,
Do din baad shyam ko Papa ke phone aya, lekin Papa nhi the, bhaiya se call kiya tha,
Bhaiya - chote, Papa nhi rahe,
Main - thek hai bhaiya, main aata hu,
Bhaiya - nhi, rahne de, tu kal wahin aa jana, jahan mummy ko,
Bas itna keh ke chup hogye,
Main - thek hai Bhaiya,
Mere jindagi itni jaldi khatam ho gayi thi aur mere ko pata bhi nhi chala, main drawing room main baith ke drink sip karta raha, Sarabjit mere paas baithi thi, woh bhi mere glass se sip le rahi thi, hum dono chup the,
Main - aur kitne log jayenge is pandemic main, tu mat chali jana, sorry main bhul gaya ki tum log bimar nhi hote ho, yaar fir kaise marte ho tum,
Sarabjit - hum sharir tayag dete hain,
Main - tu mat tayagna, mere jeete jee,
Sarabjit ne mere baju pakad li aur mere kandhe ko chuma,
Sarabjit - aap ko kuch nhi hoga,
Main - dekh yeh bhavishya bol diya tune,
Sarabjit - nhi, apne dil se bola tha,
Main - acha dil bhi hai tere paas,
Sarabjit - puri istri hu, aap ne to is sharir ke ek ek hisse ko bhoga hai,
Aur mere ko kas ke pakad liya,
Main - jyada mat chipak, chod dunga, gussa hu, aaj mere Papa ki death howi hai, piya howa alag hu,
Sarabjit - woh aap insaano ka jeevan chakra hai, jaman aur mirtyu, mere nhi,
Main - tu chud ke hi mane gi kya ?
Sarabjit - aapka man halka kar rahi hu, waise acha kiya aapke bhaiya ne mana kar diya,
Main - hmmm, nhi to Bhabhi aur zeher ugalti,
Sarabjit - aap khana kha lo,
Main - aa jee nhi hai, chal so jate hai,
Main bistar par shoes khole ke let gya, thodi der baad Sarabjit ayi, aur mere se lag ke so gyi, maine uspe hath fera to paya ki woh nangi thi,
Sarabjit - main to aise hi soti hu roz,
Main - chal thek hai, so ja ab,
Agle din Papa ka bhi cremation hogya, wahan ladies nhi aati na, isliye Bhabhi nhi ayi, main Bhaiya ke sath baitha tha,
Main - Bhaiya aapko ek baat batani thi, woh jo Zirakpur wala flat hai na, jo Papa ne Bhabhi ke naam transfer kar diya tha, woh jo Papa ke account se installments katti hai na, usme ek shop bhi thi sath main,
Bhaiya mere ko dekhte rahe,
Main - us shop ki chabi aap le lo, aur woh bhi Bhabhi ke naam transfer kar lo,
Maine unke hath main chabi de di,
Bhaiya kuch pal bathe rahe chup, fir bole,
Bhaiya - chote, yeh chabi tu hi rakh, main janta hu Papa ne yeh sab isliye kiya kyu ki maine Bullet ke liye mana kar diya us din, tere Bhabhi ke kehne par, Papa tere ko bhut pyar karte the, tune uski wajah se ghar chhoda, woh kal bhi tere ko jaleel karne ke liye taiyar baithi thi, main khud tang aagya hu is aurat ko kush rakhne se, main bhi ek din mummy Papa jaise chala jaunga,
Maine bhaiya ko dekha, woh ro rahe the, maine unke kandhe pe hath rakh diya, aur unke gaale lag gya,
Main - aisa mat bolo Bhaiya, jis din aap ko aisa lage na, aap mere ko phone kar dena, main aapko apne ghar le jaunga,
Bhaiya jor se rone lage, bhut jor se, aur mere hath ko pakad ke,
Bhaiya - roj lagta hai chote, roz lagta hai, main tang aagya hu is jindagi se, mere ko ab nhi jeena, woh aurat kis mitti ki bani hai, dono bachhon ki wajah se jinda baitha hu, lekin kab tak, chote main bhut thak gaya hu, ab mera koi nhi bacha is duniya main,
Main - main hu na bhaiya, main aapka bhai hu,
Aur main bhaiya ke gale lag gya, Bhaiya ne bhi mere ko pakad liya, woh ro rahe the, unke hath mere peth pe the, aur jo hona nhi chahiye tha wohi howa, unke hath mere peth pe chipaki pistol se lage, bhaiya ne jhat se uske hath fera aur pakad liya,
Bhaiya - yeh kya hai chote,
Main - rahne do na, bhaiya, kuch nhi hai,
Bhaiya khade hoke mere ko ghuma ke mere shirt uper ki, aur hairaan hoke wapis shirt chod ke baith gye,
Bhaiya - tere peth pe pistol kaise hai chote, aur tere peth pe yeh nishaan kaise,
Main - main aapko jhut nhi bol sakta, ab aap mat pucho iske aage,
Bhaiya - bata na, main janta hu tu khoni nhi hai,
Main - Bhaiya mene sirf unko mara, jinhone aage bad ke mere pe hamla kiya, maine kisi masoom ko nhi mara,
Bhaiya - kitne dushman maar chuka hai aaj tak,
Main - rehne do Bhaiya,
Bhaiya - bata na, chote,
Main - dus,
Bhaiya hairaan hoke dekh rahe the, main sir neeche karke baitha raha,
Bhaiya - phele ke nhi puchta, bas last main kisko mara, itna bata de,
Main - rahne do na Bhaiya,
Bhaiya - nhi, ek tere itni interesting life hai aur main hu jo bacchon ke wajah se tere Bhabhi ki gulami kar raha hu, bata na, last wale,
Main - Rajasthan ka Home Minister aur uska Saala,
Bhaiya aakhen faad ke mere ko dekhte rahe,
Bhaiya - oh my god, jo paper main tha, maine pada, apne Papa ne bhi pada, oh my god, tere dushman the,
Main - jee Bhaiya, phele bhi marne ki koshish kar unhone, tab do maare, ab last main inko tapka diya,
Bhaiya - ishi pistol se ?
Main - nhi, Saale ko patthar se, aur Home Minister ko dusre ki pistol se,
Bhaiya - chote, bank main mere milne wale tere ko don kehte hain,
Main - nhi hu Bhaiya, aapka chota bhai hu, bas,
Bhaiya - yaar aaj jee kush kar diya, kash mere paas bhi pistol hoti, main tere Bhabhi ko tapka deta,
Maine dekha, Bhaiya muskara rahe the,
Main - jail hojayegi, aapke bacchon ka kya hoga,
Bhaiya - tu hai na, tu paal lena, ek baar marne de, main tang aagya hu is se,
Main - Aise duniya nhi chalti Bhaiya, aab bhut excited hogye ho, mere socho, yahan samshaan main bhi chain se nhi hu main,
Bhaiya - is jeevan chakra main fas gaya hu chote, talak bhi nhi de sakta, bacchon ka kya haal hoga,
Main - Bhaiya jab apan itne freely aaj jindagi main phele baar baat kar rahe hain, to ek baat batao, na,
Bhaiya - puch jo puchna hai, tere ko,
Main - kya aap bolte the Bhabhi ko full body wax ke liye,
Bhaiya ne sharma ke mere ko dekha aur muh neeche kar liya,
Bhaiya - tere ko kisne bola, phele ki baatein hai,
woh khud hi karwa ke aati thi, mere ko surprise dene,
Main - woh chodo, mere ko kisne bola, aap pyar karo na Bhabhi se, woh achi hojayegi,
Bhaiya - nhi ho sakti ab, bhut zeher bhar gya hai us aurat main,
Main - aap ko lagta hai Bhabhi ka koi affair hoga,
Bhaiya ne mere taraf dekha,
Bhaiya - pata nhi, maine is angle pe kabhi socha nhi,
Main - aap number do mere ko, abhi tracking pe lagwata hu,
Bhaiya ne number diya, maine ushi time Joginder ji ko bataya aur tracking pe lagwa diya,
Main - ab aap ghar jao, aaj kush hone na aap mere sath,
Bhaiya ne mere khande pe hath rakh diya,
Bhaiya - haa chote, bhut kush hu tere sath, aaj Papa ke death pe mere chota bhai mere ko mil gaya,
Main - aap mere bade bhai ho, aapko kuch nhi hoga, aap tension mat lo,
Raaste main chalte chalte maine apne business main Chachi ke help bhi bata di, aur jo Bhaiya Bhabhi se related tha,
Bhaiya - Yaar, Chachi to sahi main bhut achi hai, tere ko un dono ne sab kuch de diya, Dada ji se jo mila woh bhi, apni kamai aur unke khud ke paise bhi, sab kuch, yaar aisa kon deta hai, kon itna karta, bhagwan hai woh dono,
Main - hmmm, isliye to unko sath rakhta hu, mere siva, aur kon hai is duniya main unka,
Main - ab aap kush rahna, thek hai, aur jab man kare mere office aa jana, apan dono bhai baatein karenge, aur yeh dukaan ki chabi le lo,
Bhaiya - nhi chote, nhi dunga us nagin ko, Papa ne tere liye li thi, woh tere hi rahegi,
Main - yaar Bhaiya aap na itne sentimental mat ho, apne bachhon ke naam kar lo,
Bhaiya - nhi chote, tere cheez hai, Papa ki nishani hai, nhi lunga,
Shyam ko drawing room main baith ke peg sip kar raha tha Sarabjit ke sath, woh mere seene se lagi howi thi, aaj main bhut kush tha, mere bhai mil gaya tha, bhut hi kush, main Sarabjit ke top ke under hath daal ke boobs masalne laga,
Woh mud ke mere ko kiss karne lagi,
Sarabjit - hot mat karo, fir main ruk nhi paungi, aapke Papa ki death howi hai kal,
Main - chod dunga mere rani, aaj bhut kush hu, bhai mila mere ko, bhut hi kush,
Sarabjit - ek baat bolu ?
Main - bol na rani, jo bolna hai bol,
Sarabjit - apni Bhabhi ka phone tracking pe Joginder ji se kyu lagwaya, mere ko hi puch lete,
Main ek pal main sun hogya, maine glass table pe rakh ke Sarabjit ko dekha, aur sochne laga, bhenchod yeh baat mere ko samjh main phele kyu nhi aayi, bhenchod pagal hu main,
Sarabjit - ab khud ko gaaliyan to mat do, aap pagal nhi ho,
Main - Bhabhi ka kuch hai to bata de,
Sarabjit - uske chote bhai ne ek raat ghar ki chat pe pel diya tha, shadi se phele, fir bhai ki shadi hogyi, woh Meerut se Assam posting pe chala gya, yeh chat karte the, bhai ki wife ko shak hogya, to sex band, Bhabhi main frustration bhar gyi, itne saalon se, simple hai, bhaiya ko kabhi like hi nhi kiya, arranged marriage thi na,
Main - to phele bolti na,
Sarabjit - aap phele puchte na,
Mere gaal keech kar muskarane lagi,
Main - bhenchod, ab kya karu, Bhabhi ka,
Sarabjit - chod do,
Maine usko dekha, woh muskura rahi thi,
Sarabjit - dekho, aapke Bhai ki life theek ho jayegi, Bhabhi kush rahne lage gi, unke ghar main shanti hogi, thek hai na, jo chahiye de do,
Main - Yaar, bhai ke liye usko chod to dunga, agar bhai ki life thek hogi, lekin easy nhi hai,
Sarabjit - hai,
Main - nhi hai
Sarabjit - hai,
Main - are nhi hai, fir wohi baat,
Sarabjit - are maine bola to soch samajh ke hi bola hoga na,
Main - chal bata,
Sarabjit - aapki Mami uski close friend hai, usko use karo, Mami ne aapko bola bhi tha phele,
Main khamoshi se drink sip karta raha, fir glass Sarabjit ko de diya, woh sip karti rahi, main sochta raha,
