Update 64
Ek din shyam ko policewale sab taiyar hoke jaane lage, maine pucha ki kaha ja rahe ho,
Police - woh gaon mein election rally hai, bade bade Minister aa rahe hain, tu chalega kya? yahan akela baitha rahega,
Main - jee maine kabhi rally nhi dekhi,
Police - haa, chal, baith ja gaadi main,
Main baith to gya, lekin main apni pistol nikal nhi saka jaha gaadhi thi, kyu ki unhone samne hi baitha liya, khair hum chal pade, aur ek ghante baad rally wale gaon paunche, waha bhut bhed hogyi thi, log hi log, loud speakers pe gaane chal rahe the,
Police - dekha rally, ab hum duty pe jaate hain, wapis jaate time ishi gaadi ke paas aa jana, thek hai Shiv,
Main - Jee Sahib,
Aur main bhed ke sath ho liya, sir ke kapde se aadha muh dhak liya aur chalta raha rally ground ki taraf,
Waha ek bhut bada stage set kiya gya tha aur lights thi charon taraf, gaon walon ke liye, chairs thi aur neeche baithne ke liye dariyan bechi howi thi,
main idhar udhar bhatakta raha, aur ghum ghum ke study karta raha, mauka acha laga, mere under wohi shikari wali feelings aane lagi jo maine jab un che shooteron ko maara tha, wohi feeling aa rahi thi, maje aana laga mere ko, is maje main, main lagbhag bhagta huwa sab jagah check karne laga, khun sawar tha meri sir pe, aur talaash kisi thi, mere ko khud nhi malum tha, mere ko khun karna tha, shiddat se junoon chad gya tha, khun chahiye tha, insaan ka khun, mere ko samajh nhi aa raha tha ki main dundh kisko raha hu, lekin main dundh raha tha, apne ek shikar ko, jis ko main bata ke maar saku, ki tere maut ka karan main hu,
Main stage ke paas se wapis gya, khali jagah pe,
fir mere ko kheton ke side main bhut saari gaadiyan parked dikhi, main bhagta huwa waha pauncha aur check karne laga, mere ko bhut exciting laga, wohi feeling aa rahi thi, shikari wali,
Main ek janwar ban gya tha aur ab mere ko ek shikar chahiye tha, bas yehi dimag main chal raha tha, na mere paas pistol thi, na koi chaku, main nihata tha, lekin maarne ka junoon sir pe tha, main man main khun khun bolta howa parked sarkari gaadiyon ke beech bhag raha tha, sab taraf gaadiyan thi, aur main bhag raha tha,
tabhi peeche se aawaz ayi,
- Oye ladke,
Main muskara kar ruk gya, aur mud ke dekha,
Ek black Innova Crysta me se passenger side pe ek aadmi ne mere ko ishara kiya, main paas jake ruk gya, gaadi main drinks chalu the aur music pe gaane jor se baj rahe the, full party mood main the sab,
- Sun ladke, yeh le 10 rupee, ek packet kurkure le ke aaja dukaan se,
Kapde mere gaon walon jaise the, sir pe kapda banda tha aur aadha muh bhi dhaka tha, maine jaise hi dekha us aadmi ko, woh drink sip karne wala tha, aur woh koi aur nhi par Home Minister ka Saala tha, is madarchod ko main kahin bhi pehchan leta, yeh court main mere ko Jeep main galiyan de raha tha, main kushi se man main jhum pada, maine us se 10 rupee liye aur bhagne laga gaon ki us dukaan ki taraf jo maine raaste main dekhi thi,
Waha pauch ke maine dukandar ko bola ki do kurkure ke packet de do, 10 rupee wale, 10 maine apni jeb se milaye, aur dono leke aaram se wapis parking ki taraf chal pada,
Kuch gaadiyon ke paas khada main do packet hath main pakde sochta raha ki isko maru to maru kaise, hatiyaar to tha nhi, maarne ki shikari wali feelings full josh pe thi, maine idhar udhar dekha, kuch bhi nhi tha, na koi rod, na koi sariya, mere ko maje main tension hone lagi, fir maine jameen se side main jami howi eete dikhi, maine ek half eete ka tukda utha ke hath main check kiya, mere ko thek nhi laga, eete ke dher ke paas pathar pade the, ek mast pattar dikha, eete jaisa hi tha, maine usko hath main hila ke dekha, sahi laga mere ko, main fir se kush hogya, ab maine Home Minister ke Saale ki Innova Crysta ke kanch pe knock kiya, Saale ne khidki kholi, maine dono kurkure ke packet usko de diye aur wapis jaane laga, itne main fir se awaj aayi,
- oye ladke sun,
Main ruk gaya aur mud ke wapis Innova ki taraf dekha, Home Minister ka Saala neeche utar ke mere paas aaya, aur mere kandhe pe hath rakh ke chalne laga khet ki taraf, shyad usko peshab laga tha,
- ladke maine tere ko 10 rupee diye, hai na ?
Main - jee,
Woh paas hi khet main akela aage chala gya aur tange khol ke, khada hoke apni zip kholta howa bola,
- jab maine tere ko 10 rupee diye, to tere ko dukandar ne do kurkure kaise diye, bata mere ko,
Yeh keh ke woh mutne laga, uski peth thi mere taraf, maine ek pal ke liye Innova Crysta ki taraf dekha, door band the, music baj raha tha, Siddhu Mossewala ka koi gana tha, beats mast lagi mere ko,
Ab mere dimag main itni kushi howi, ek to shikar perfect position main tha, aur maine patthar ko dhang ke pakad ke ek bar uske sir tak ki duri ko naapa, hath ghuma ke sir tak,
- bata na ladke, usne tere ko 10 rupee main do packet kaise diya,
Main - jee maine mere naam bataya tha usko,
Woh muthe howe jor se hasne laga,
- bosdike, tune apna naam bataya aur usne ek 10 wala kurkure free de diya, ha ha ha, waise chutiye, kya naam hai tera,
Main ek pal ruka, Innova se ganne ki beats ki aawaz, mere samne woh muth raha tha, mere taraf peth karke, patthar hath main ready tha, sab set karke main marne wala tha ki woh fir bola,
- naam bata na, kya hai tera, bosdike,
Main ek pal ruk ke bola,
Main - Deependra Alawat,
Uske peshab ki chalti dhaar ek pal main ruk gyi, is se phele woh kuch soch pata maine pure jor se uske sir ke peeche patthar mara, vaar itna jor se tha ki skull tutne ke aawaz ayi aur Home Minister ka Saala wahin aate ki bori ki tarah gir gya, maine jhat se, char panch vaar aur kiya, woh hila hi nahi, sir pichak gya tha aur khoon beh raha tha khet ki jameen pe, maine fat se apne aapko dekha, kapde thek the, maine wohi patthar leke parking ke bhar aaya, ab to maja aata tha mere ko khoon karne main, khuni ban gya tha main, bura nhi lagta tha mere ko, ulta acha lagta tha,
Dur stage pe bhashan chal raha tha, Home Minister bhi baitha tha, centre main, maine bhut josh main tha, ek maar diya tha, ek baaki tha, maine dekha paas main ek Police ki gypsy khadi hai, aur ek inspector bahar khada hoke aage passenger side pe kisi se baat kar raha tha,
Important baat yeh thi ki uski kamar main holster main pistol thi, yeh mere ko chahiye thi, maine aaram se chal ke gya, patthar wala hath peeche kar ke, aur Gypsy main aage baithe aadmi ko dekhne laga, uske chest pe name plate thi, Vivek Singh, chalo thek hai, bahar khade inspector ke kamar pe pistol bandhi thi, thek hai, maine wait kiya, kuch der baad woh baatein khatam hogyi, aur Gypsy chali gayi, Inspector bina mere ko dekhe, stage ke taraf chala gya,
Main kuch der rukne ke baad us inspector ke paas gya,
Main - Sahib woh aapko Vivek Sahib bula rahe hain,
Inspector ne mere aur dekha,
Inspector - kaha, yaar abhi to baat howi thi Sahib se,
Main - mere ko nhi pata Sahib woh aage gaadi rok ke mere ko bola ki aap ko dundh ke lao,
Inspector confused hogya, aur mere aage aage chalne laga, jaise hi road ka kona aaya, woh muda, maine charon taraf dekha koi nhi tha, maine jhat se patthar uske sir pe side se mara, jaise saale ko maara utna jor se nhi, lekin tha jor se, woh dham se gir pada, maine patthar ko naali main feka, jhat se jhuk ke uske pistol nikali aur goliyan check ki, safety hataya, aur side main bhaga jahan generator chal raha tha, waha koi nhi tha, maine output ke fuse ko kapde se pakada, ke ungaliyon ke nishan na aayen, aur fuse paas ke khet main fek diye,
Pure stage ki light band hogyi, bheed khadi hone lagi, maine bhagta huwa stage ke peeche se chada aur seedha Home Minister ke peeche gya, aur bina kuch bole, andhere mein do shot sir pe maar diya, phat phat, aur wapis utar ke bhag gya is se phele koi dheke, andhere main, apni Jeep ki taraf bhaga aur raaste main dekha ek kuwa tha, pistol usme fekh di aur chup chap apni Jeep main baith gya,
Koi ek ghante baad humari naake wali police wale aaye Jeep ke paas,
Police - are Shiv tu kab se baitha hai,
Main - Sahib woh light chali gyi tab se,
Police - acha, yaar aaj to gajab hogya, kisi ne Home Minister ko takpa diya,
Maine aise acting ki jaise samjha nahi,
Police - are, kisi ne goli maar di Sahib ko,
Hum baatein karte howe raat ko naake pe aagye, aur main apne tent main so gya,
Subha jhadu maara, kapde dhoye aur khet pe jane wala tha ki Naaka incharge ne mere ko bulaya,
Police - Shiv, beta subha phone aya ki naaka hatana hai yahan se, abhi humara truck aayega, tu usme hamara saaman rakhwa dena, waise aaj tak 22 din howe hain, fir bhi yeh le, 500 rupee, thek hai, ab kaha jayega tu,
Main - jee mandir,
Police - haa thek hai beta, Pujari ji ache aadmi hain,
Tent fold karke truck main rakh diye, unka baki saaman bhi, jaise balti, table, bench, wagera aur charpaiyan, fir sab ne hath milaya aur woh chale gaye, jab koi nhi tha tab maine apni pistol nikal li aur wapis peth pe chipaka li, aur mandir pauch gya,
Din ke 2 baje ka samay hoga, maine Pujari ji ko hath jod diye aur samne baith gya,
Pujari - ab kya karega beta tu, Police wale to chale gye, mere ko bol ke gye ki tera khayal rakhna,
Main - jee, ache log the woh, lekin ab main jaunga ,
Pujari - beta kaha jayega?
Main chup raha aur kuch der dono khamosh rahe, fir Pujari ji uth ke kamre main gye aur mere paise wala dibba laye aur ginne lage, fir bola
Pujari - yeh le beta, 4,000 rupee hain tere jama, woh paise jo tune kheton main majduri karke kamae the,
Maine aage bad ke paise lene ki koshish nhi ki,
Pujari ji mere ko dekhte rahe,
Pujari ji - le le beta, yeh tere hi paise hain,
Maine kuch der socha fir apne kapdon ka thela leke khada howa,
Main - aap mandir mein chada do,
Pujari ji shocked hoke dekhne lage,
Pujari - yeh tere khoon pasine ki kamai hai, yeh tere paise hai, haa isme se jo tu chadna chahata hai woh chada de, pure thodi lunga main,
Maine koi jawab nhi diya, Bholenath ko dandwat praman kiya aur main mandir se neeche utar gya, aur jaane laga,
Pujari - ruk beta,
Main ruk gaya,
Pujari mere paas aya aur hath pakad ke wapis mandir ki taraf le gya,
Pujari - ek baat batata ja mere ko,
Main baith gya, aur usko dekhne laga,
Main - pucho,
Pujari - mere umar 70 saal ki hogyi hai, yaha Bholenath ki sewa main, main yeh to janta hu ki tera naam Shiv nhi hai, aur tune jo kahani mere ko sunaai wohi sach nhi hai, tu hai kon,
Main Pujari ko dekhta raha aur fir maine bola
Main - aap roz akhbaar padte ho, aap jaante ho main kon hu,
Pujari ji confused hogye, woh mere ko dekhte rahe, aur fir bole,
Pujari - Bholenath ka bhagt hai tu, bata de mere ko, kon hai tu,
Main utha aur uske pao chue ke bola,
Main - aap akhbaar main pad lena, aur waha se chal pada NH-8 Highway ki aur,
Phele dhaabe pe jake chai aur nasta order ki aur dhaabe wale ko bola ki mera phone chori hogya, ghar pe call karni hai, usne apna phone diya,
Maine Joginder ji ko phone lagaya aur bataya ki mere ko Nepal border se Rajasthan Police ne pakad liya tha, aur injection laga ke behosh kar diya tha, aur jab hosh aya to ek farmhouse main band tha, roz peete the ki 50 crore de, Home Minister ka Saala wahin hota tha, aaj shyam ko pata nhi kyu mere aakhon pe paati band ke highway pe chod gye,
Joginder ji bhut kush hoye aur unhone bataya ki tere ko isliye chhod diya kyu ki Home Minister aur uske Saale ka murder hogya ek rally main, kal, paper main news aayi hai,
Fir unhone Gurgaon Police ko inform kiya mere location aur Haryana Police mere ko Scorpio bheje pickup karne ke liye,
Jab hum Gurgaon Police Headquarters paunche wahan Joginder ji the mera intajar kar rahe the, woh mere gale mile, maine bola ki akele main baat karni hai, woh mere kapde dekh ke hairaan the, mene pistol aur magazine unko de diye aur fir ushi halat main mere press conference howi, maine wohi kahani wapis sunaai, Gurgaon SP ne press conference main us police team ko bhi bulaya tha, jab phele baar mere ko road pe police ke samne 50 crore mange the, woh gaadi bhi Home Minister ke staff ki thi, sarkari gaadi, inhone registration se pata kiya, kul mila ke, acha si ek story media main pump kari gyi, aur raat ko koi teen baje police wale mere apartment ke neeche mere ko chhod ke gye, ek Gypsy abhi bhi mere apartment ke neeche thi, maine unko hath hilaya, aur lift main chad gya, jab main lift se bahar nikal ke apne flat ki taraf dekha, wahan darwaja khole Sarabjit khadi thi,
Tight Fitting top aur choti skirt pheni howi, uski gore jism ko dekh ke loda khad hogya, woh muskura kar bhagi mere taraf aur jor se jhul gyi mere se gale lag ke, apne dono gori tange mere kamar pe lapet li, mere god main chad gyi, aur hum wahin corridor main kiss karne lage, maine uske chutad pe hath fera, nange the, main uski chut pe ungaliyan ferne laga, woh mere god main machalne lagi,
Jis ko sirf chuna hi apni maut bulana hai, woh mere god main chadi howi thi aur main uski chut pe ungli fer raha tha, mere loda ishi baat se akad gaya,
Sarabjit ne mere aakhon mein dekha aur muskara kar boli,
Sarabjit - hmmm, isliye, kyu ki main pyar karti hu aapse,
Main - bhut miss kiya tere ko, bhut pyar karta hu tere se,
Sarabjit - maine bhi bhut miss kiya aap ko, jaldi mere ko under le jake jor se fuck kardo,
Main - Sarabjit abhi tere Pooja ka time hone wala hai,
Sarabjit - hmmm, isliye to, ek baar dinning table pe chod do, fir main naha ke Pooja karke aati hu, bhut sex karna hai aaj mere ko,
Main usko god main leke flat main muskarate howa enter howa, door band karke, usko pyar se table pe leta diya, aur apni aur keecha, usne apni gori gori taange mere kamar pe lapet li, maine lode nikalte howe usko kaha,
Main - sun, darling 20-25 din se muth bhi nhi maari hai, tere ko to pata hai, mera jaldi nikal sakta hai,
Sarabjit ne hath se lode pakad ke apni chut pe ragadne lagi aur boli,
Sarabjit - aap tension mat lo, jab tak main nhi chahungi na, aap ka nhi niklega,
Main muskarane laga,
Main - mere uper bhi jaadu tona ?
Aur woh khil khila ke hasne lagi,
