Update 218
Main bade wale marriage garden ke office main baitha tha, waha ek marriage ho rahi thi, hamesha full booking rahti thi, Sarabjit ne sahi jagah ka decision liya tha, dono garden mein advance booking aati thi, mera phone baja,
Main - bol,
Payal - hum sab marriage main aaye the, aap bhi invited ho kya, maine abhi dekha tha aapko,
Main - kaha,
Payal ne address diya,
Main - chutiya aurat, mera hi marriage garden hai, office main baitha hu, accounts dekhne aaya tha, tu kab aayi, saali, fuck,
Payal - sachi main, oh my god, yeh to bhut bada marriage garden hai, yaar, aapka hai, really ?
Main - ek aur hai, aaja office main, baith ke baat karte hain apan, peg pi le mere sath, rani,
Payal - hmmm, aati hu, bete ko mummy ke paas chhod ke,
Payal aayi, saari main thi, bhut gori aur khubsurat lag rahi thi, maine usko hug kiya aur mere paas baitha liya, aur mere vodka aur orange juice ka glass diya,
Main - pi rani, aur bol, sexy lag rahi hai tu,
Payal - janab ke irade pata hai mujhe, nhi dungi,
Main - kya,
Payal - peeche se,
Main aage hoke kiss kiya Payal ko, woh mere ko chipak gayi, do peg pi ke hum dono bahar nikal ke aaye, aur uske family ke sath baith gaye, Payal ne mera bataya apne parents ko,
Main - sir se nhi mila hu, Ma'am se to baat huwi thi meri, Saturday ko,
Beta - Nani Nani, uncle Saturday night ko humare ghar aate hain, fir mummy inko apne room main le jati hai, fir mummy gown phen ke bahar aati hai, bhut der baad,
Ek second main sab khamosh ho gaye, koi kuch bhi nhi bola, maine apna hath Payal ne kandhe pe rakh ke meri taraf kiya, woh meri taraf kisak gayi, aur meri jang se apna hath rakh diya,
Main - bete main hu jiske liye teri maa New Zealand nhi gayi, bhut pyari cheez hai teri maa,
Ab to sab aur khamosh ho gaye, sab ko jaise saanp sungh gaya tha, fir uske baap mujhe dekh ke muskarane lage, aur bole,
Baap - maine bhut naam suna hai aapka, beti ke sasur ka hospital bhi aapne khareed liya hai, bhut paise lage honge,
Main - jee woh to hai, paisa bhut hai mere paas, yeh marriage garden bhi mera hai, aisa ek aur hai
Maa - to aapne sab kuch kiya hai,
Main - jee, deal kari thi maine, aapki beti se,
Maa - boutique aur flat wali deal,
Yeh bol ke woh muskarane lagi,
Main - ek part aur hai deal ka,
Maa - Payal beti bhut smart hai meri, dekho kitni gori aur khubsurat hai, bacchi meri, woh Saturday night wali deal, bhi kari,aapne meri beti ke sath,
Yeh bol ke Payal ki maa, fir muskarane lagi, itne mein waiter coffee leke aaya, maine usko mana kar diya, fir Payal ne bhi mana kiya,
Maa - kyu nhi le rahi coffee tu, maine li hai, tere Papa ne li hai,
Payal - woh mummy, inke office main hum dono vodka aur orange juice pike aaye hain, abhi,
Sab fir chup, parents coffee sip karne lage,
Baap - koi baat nhi, aaj kal yeh sab chalta hai, sab pite hain, waise ek peg mujhe bhi chahiye, yeh marriage Jain's ki hai, to yaha kuch bhi nhi hai, drinks lene ka,
Main - yahi manga deta hu sir, mera hi garden hai,
Maine phone kiya, thodi der baad, waiter do glass vodka aur orange juice leke aaya, hum dono hasne lage, maine peg bana ke Payal ke baap ko diya, aur main aur Payal fir se ek glass se sip karne lage, uski maa hum dono ko dekh rahi thi, fir baatein howi, baap Home Ministry main Secretary level pe tha, hum Preeti wale IAS case ko discuss karne lage,
Baap - bhai woh mera senior IAS, ek din main resign karke chala gaya, uska beta bhi che mahine baad jail se nikala, naukari alag gayi, bete ki, suna hai sab Australia chale gaye fir,
Main - jayega na sir, mujhse jo panga liya tha, saale ne,
Main muskarane laga, aur Payal se glass leke drink sip karne laga, meri jang pe hath ferte howe,
Baap - aapka kuch pata hai, us case ka,
Main - kuch kya, sab pata hai, maine hi kiya tha, sab kuch,
Fir maine uske baap ko saara kissa bataya, limited version, saari baat nhi,
Baap - aapka to bhut bada business hai, 2000 crore ka to hoga,
Main - jee, ab jyada ka hai, yeh gardens, 20 wine shops, 6 beer bars, 3 hotels 5 star,
Baap - aap Payal ko kabse jante ho,
Main - iske husband ko admit karwaya tha, rehab main, tab se, hum dono gaye the, do din mere sath thi aapki beti, hotel main ruke the, hum dono
Maa - woh to bhut phele tha, aap dono tab se jante ho ek dusre ko, pata nhi tha mujhe,
Payal - tabhi to itni achi understanding hai humari mummy, tabhi to deal kari thi maine, ab husband ki bhi death ho gayi, to main New Zealand jana se acha, inke sath ruk gayi, inhone boutique aur flat diya hai mujhe,
Maa - thek hai, mujhe beti ki shadi ki baat hai bas, abhi bacchi ko dekho aap, beta alag hai, kitne lage boutique aur flat main,
Main - jee boutique main 2 crore aur flat main 1 crore, aap is pyari cheez ki shadi bhul jao, yeh kabhi nhi karegi shadi, Payal ab meri aurat hai, isliye main jata hu bete, teri mummy ke sath room main, teri mummy ko papa wala pyar karne ke liye,
Payal - sun le bete, Papa jo bol rahe hain,
Maa - aap shadi kar lo meri beti se fir, ab bacha kya hai, tum dono ke beech mein, husband wife jaise rahte ho,
Main - jee, main married hu, wife hai meri,
Maa - Payal beti ka pata hai, aapki wife ko ?
Payal mera glass se sip karne lagi, aur meri jang pe hath rakh ke ferne lagi, aur mere seene main gus gayi, uski maa hum dono ko gur rahi thi,
Payal - kisi ko nhi pata, bas ek hi beta rahega mera, main inke sath protection use karti hu, na inko bhi mere se bacche nhi chahiye, mujhe yeh chahiye, mujhe aisa hi pura mard chahiye, kitna suffer kiya tha maine us drug addict ke sath, life hell ho gayi thi meri, yeh kush rakhte hai mujhe, apni aurat jaise,
Baap - agar itna bada business man hai teri jindagi main, to mujhe kya problem hai, beti,
Payal - business man ki baat nhi hai Papa, yeh ek lady ki body needs ki baat hai, jo inke paas hai, woh kisi ke paas nhi hai, aur aisi cheez hi chahiye mujhe,
Baad mein jab hum sab dinner kar rahe the, Payal ki mummy mere paas aake baith gayi aur mujhe dekhne lagi,
Maine usko dekha, aur muskate howe dheere se bola,
Main - bol, kya dekh rahi hai tu,
Maa koi shyad mere se "tu" ki umeed nhi thi, woh confused lagi mujhe, usne mere se kaha,
Maa - excuse me, kya bola tha aapne, fir se bolo,
Main - mujh main kya dekh rahi hai tu,
Maa - aapki umar mujhe 30 ki bhi nhi lagti hai,
Main - sahi baat hai, nhi hai, itni,
Maa - meri umar malum hai, aapko,
Main - mujhe to aapka naam bhi nhi malum,
Maa - fir bhi mujhe tu bol rahe ho aap, kuch to sharam karo na, aap, aise kon baat karta hai,
Main - itna paisa hai, sharm karne ka time nhi hai, jo pasand hoti hai, seeda muh pe bol deta hu, maan gayi to achi baat hai, nhi to maa chuda,
Ek pal ke liye, Payal ki maa khamosh rahi, usne har taraf dekha, ki koi paas main to nhi hai, fir mud ke mujhe dekha, aur dheere se boli,
Maa - naam Divya hai mera, aur beta ek baat sun, line mat maar mere pe, mujhe pata hai tujhe kya chahiye,
Main - de de na fir, agar pata hai to, konsi ghis jayegi tu, waise bhi tera kya jayega, agar mujhe degi tu, tere jaisi gori chikni aurat pasand hai mujhe, tange faila ke pura thok dunga tere under,
Divya - oye, tu sudhar ja hero, jyada mat ud hawa mein, woh cheez nhi milegi tujhe, main nhi dene wali, pata nhi kya samajhta hai mujhe,
Main - acha sun chikni,
Divya - chikni ? yeh kaisi sadak chap language hai aapki, aap sach mein crorepati ho ya auto chalte ho aap, kya language bol rahe ho aap,
Main - acha sun na, meri baat sun, ek bar fir se puch raha hu, tu degi ?
Divya - nhi dungi, bola na, tujhe to kabhi nhi dungi, is janam main, pata nhi meri beti ko tujh main kya dikha, jo itna marti hai woh tere upar, devta manti hai tujhe, tu ek number ka luccha sharabi insaan lagta hai mujhe, besharm ladka,
Main ne kade hoke Divya ka hath pakada, aur usko apne sath office main le gaya, aur sofe pe baitha diya, woh mujhse dekh rahi thi,
Divya - haa yehi sab kar tu, jo ek luccha sharabi insaan kar sakta hai, ek lady ke sath misbehave, hath pakad ke apne office main kyu laya mujhe tu, rape karega mera tu, sharabi ko yeh shauk bhi hai, apni girlfriend ki maa ka rape karne ka, wah kya hero socha tha, tu to villan nikala,
Main - muh band bhi karegi saali tu, mujhe bhi bolne de, dimag kharab mat kar, koi shauk nhi hai mujhe tera rape karne ka, bade ghar ki auraten pasand hai mujhe, chikni,
Divya - shauk nhi hai, to hath pakad ke mujhe yaha kyu laya tu, ab bol, kabhi nhi dungi main tujhe, main shor macha dungi, agar tune mujhe touch bhi kiya to, yaad rakhna tu,
Main - ek bar fir se bol raha hu, bakwas band kar, meri baat ko sun,
Divya - acha tu bol le, kya bolna hai,
Main - tujhe yeh janna hai ki Payal mujhe devta kyu manti hai,
Maa - haa, bata, meri beti ne aisa kya dekha tujh main, kyu itna pyar karti hai woh tujhse, mujhe to abhi bhi luccha sharabi insaan lagta hai tu, dekh Deependra tere paas paisa hoga, lekin Etiquette janta hai kya hota hai, manners, behave karna, woh sab tujh main nhi hai, hai to bas paise ka gurur,
Main - bol li tu, aur kuch bolna hai to bol de, nhi to mujhe bolne de,
Divya - haa bol, tu,
Main - dhyan se sun meri baat, ek minute chahiye mujhe tera bas, ek minute, abhi jaisi tu baithi hai, baithi rahna, bas, hilna bilkul bhi nhi,
Divya - tu mere sath kuch karega, bata mujhe,
Main - ghanta, touch bhi nhi karunga tujhe,
Divya - haa fir thek hai, tera ek minute ab shuru hota hai, start,
Maine apni zip khol ke, mere loda bahar nikal liya, aur uske muh ke samne kar diya, ek pal to Divya hairaan hoke dekhne lagi, maine uski skin peel kari, lode ki sugandh hawa mein bhar gayi, Divya baithe baithe mere lode ko dhyan se dekhne lagi, uske muh ke paas itna bada loda tha, jaisa usne puri jindagi main kabhi bhi nhi socha tha, woh mere geele chamkte supade ko dekhti rahi, maine kuch der baad, lode ko under kiya, zip band kari, aur Divya ki taraf apna hath kiya, woh mujhe dekhne lagi, uski aankhon mein nasha hogaya tha,
Main samajh gaya, yeh to gayi, fir maine bola ,
Main - hath de mujhe, khadi hoja, chal apan bahar chalen, main hu na, tere sath, aaja rani, tujhe jo bola wohi kiya tha maine, acha laga ?
Divya - mujhe wapis le chalo,
Divya ne mere paas aake mere ungliyan ko pakad liya, aur main usko leke bahar nikal gaya, raaste mein, maine uske hips pe hath fera, woh kuch bhi nhi boli, mera hath pakad ke chalti rahi,
waha hum dono sab logon ke sath baith gaye, Divya sir neeche kar ke baithi rahi, woh khamosh thi, bas apna sir neeche kar ke baithi rahi,
