Update 77
Raat ko Neeta ko do baar chodne ke baad main usko bahon leke leta tha ki mere ko phone aya, maine dekha, Joginder ji the,
Main - itni raat ko uncle,
Joginder ji - bete Nisha aayi hai, bula rahi hai,
Main - abhi, kal dekte hain na,
Ek pal call ruk gyi, fir call chalu howi,
Nisha - main sirf teen ghante ke flight change over ke liye airport pe hu, tere liye aayi hu, Papa ko bola, aap chahiye abhi,
Main - thek hai,
Nisha - main ghar bhi nhi ja sakti, car parking main karna padega,
Main - thek hai,
Nisha - yeh howi na baat, aaja mere hone wale bachhe ke papa, aaja,
Main gaadi leke airport pauch ke phone kiya Joginder ji ko, fir Nisha ko utha ke apni gaadi main parking ke kone main park kari,
Nisha - bhut miss kiya aapko, please jaldi se daal do,
Main - kaha se aar rahi hai tu,
Nisha - USA gayi thi, waha se wapis aa rahi thi, aapke liye whisky ki do bottle li, dono Papa ko de di, aap ek le lena, unko bol diya hai,
Main - thek hai koi baat nhi,
Nisha - Didi ne aapke bare main pucha, maine sab bata diya, shyad mummy ne phele hi bata diya tha,
Main - haa, aunty ne bola tha, mere pic bhi bheji thi usko,
Nisha - ek baar baat karlo didi se, unhone promise karwaya tha,
Main - chal karwa,
Nisha ne call lagai, aur baat karne lagi,
Nisha - haa, didi pauch gyi main, Delhi, hmmm, haa, thek hai, main bhi parking main hu, Deependra se sath, hmmm, haaa,haa, pregnancy mein hota hai na, hmmm, bhut jee tha, isliye bula liya, hmmm, ek baar inse karwa ke jaungi Bangalore,
Fir mere ko phone diya,
Main - jee Didi,
Didi - aap ne Nisha ko mummy bana diya, uske liye thank you,
Main - aap ko bhi bana den Didi, aao sirf ek baar neeche humare,
Didi - are, aap mere hi peeche pad gaye,
Main - peeche ya aaage, jahan bologe, daal denge, aap India aao to sahi, pics main aap ka sexy jism dekh ke pagal ho gaya hu,
Didi - mummy se bhi bhut flirt karte ho, woh bol rahi thi,
Main - jab Nisha chali gyi, tab flirt karta tha unke sath, fir ek din dono piye hoye the, unko bhi pel diya, bhut maja aaya, ab aaram se deti hai,
Didi - acha, tab to aap Papa howe mere, ha ha ha, beti se bhi flirting, Papa ji,
Main - kash tu mere beti hoti, tere ko school mein hi chuswa ke pel deta, kya jor se chodta,
Nisha aage hoke boli,
Nisha - Didi really bhut bura fuck karte hain, cheek padti hu main, mera husband to lallu hai, inki samne, pura sharir noch dete hain,
Didi - main bhi geeli hogyi sun ke, aap dono enjoy karo, main rakhti hu, faltu main aapka time waste ho raha hai,
Main - tu bhi hoti to dono bheno ko sath pelta,
Didi - aap really bhut gande ho, kya kya bol dete ho aap,
Main - down to earth bolo, tu kab neeche aayegi mere, bata na rani, tere ko machak ke chodunga,
Didi - hmmm, plan karti hu, mummy ko bata dungi, waise bhi Nisha yahan se abhi gyi hai na, husband se kaise bolu,
Main - woh sala mota pet wala kya chodta hoga tere ko, tu bas India aaja jaldi, fir dekh kaise tere ko nangi karke tere chut marta hu main, bhut jee hai tere ko pelne ka, ghodi bana ke,
Didi - hmmm, main kuch plan karti hu, betiyan bhi hain na, inki care alag, dekho Deependra time lag sakta hai, main kuch promise nhi kar sakti,
Main - yaar dil mat tod, loda khada hai mera, tere sexy aawaz sunke, tu hoti to choosti,
Didi - hmmm, i know, dekho Nisha nhi aati to easy tha, ab mushkil hai na, aap samjho, please,
Nisha - Didi maine galti kardi aapke pass aake, nhi to aap dono kar lete,
Didi - hmmm, koi baat nhi Nisha, main kuch sochti hu, tu tension mat le,
Main - jaldi plan kar kuch, tera chut marne ka bhut jee hai, aa to sahi India ek baar tu,
Didi - hmmm, Nisha nhi aati na, to pakka main aati, kuch plan banati hu, thek hai, bye,
Nisha - aao, apan karne, pregnancy mein bhut jee karta hai, Papa bhi wait kar rahe hai,
Maine uski jeans kholi aur panty bhi, fir peeche ki seat pe ghodi bana ke uski chut main loda daala, peeche se,
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Maine ache se uske gand pakad ke apni taraf keecha, aaaaaah aaaaaah baaaas ruko aaaah aaaah baaas aaaaah aaaahhhhhh mummy dheere aaaaah chut fat jayegi aaaaaah aaaaaah baaaas aaaaaah nahiiiii baaas dheere ruk ja Deepu janwar jaise nhi kar aaaaiii dheere aaaahhhhhh eeeeessss dheere karo aaaahhhhhh mummy dheere aaaaah baaaas aaaaaah nahiiiii baaas dheere
Maine chodta raha jab tak maal nikla woh seat pe gir gyi, kuch der baad usne kapde pehne aur hum wapis Joginder ji ke paas gye,
Main - tu thek hai, ab main jau, ghar,
Nisha - chakkar aa rehe hain, Papa pani dena,
Joginder ji ne pani diya, Nisha pine lagi,
Joginder ji - Nisha whisky layi hai tere liye,
Main - haa bolna isne, abhi, acha jau main,
Nisha - sath to baith, itne dino baad mili hu, jaan nikal gyi mere, tere ko thek se dekh to lu,
Main - chal dekh le,
Nisha - dheere kara kar, pain hoti hai,
Main - sorry, tu itni gori chikni hai, control nhi hota, jee karta hai thokta rahu tere ko,
Joginder ji - bete dheere kara karo, beti ko pain hoti hai,
Nisha - nhi Papa, karne do, jaisa yeh chahe, acha lagta hai jab ragadte hai mere ko, mere husband jaise to nhi hai na, aapki beti ko yehi satisfy karte hain, inke sath acha lagta hai, kitne smart hain,
Airport se main seeda ghar chala gya aur bed pe Sarabjit ke paas let gaya, time dekha to 3.40 howe the, woh hamesha 4.00 Puja karti thi, Shivji ki, naha ke, main uski bahon main leke sota raha, pata nhi kab neend aagyi, jab usne mere ko hilaya to main jaga, woh Puja karke fir nangi, mere sath leti thi, aur mere ko keech rahi thi,
Main - kya hai, sone de na, neend mein hu,
Sarabjit - mere upar aajao, mere uper sovo, aap,
Main - tere side main to hu, chipka howa, maja nhi aata kya, paas to hu,
Sarabjit - nhi uper so jao, mere ko tango me lena hai aapko, fir neend aayegi,
Main - pakka, soch le,
Sarabjit - pakka na, aajao uper mere, fir so jao,
Main uske uper let gya aur usne apni tange mere ko lapet li kas ke, aur mere hips ko pakad liya,
Sarabjit - hmmm, ab so jao aap,
subah jab office ke liye nikal to Neeta ka phone aaya,
Neeta - maine mummy ko bola bhi ke aap unknown number se call nhi uthate, lekin yeh nhi mani, lo baat karlo, main jab tak car nikalti hu,
Vanita - subha hogyi hai aur aap mere bistar pe nhi ho, aapka first impression hi galat howa na,
Main - woh raat ko mere uncle ka call aya tha airport se, unka jaruri kaam attend karna tha,
Vanita - Neeta ja rahi hai office, mere ko isko phone dena hai, aap mere number pe call karo abhi wapis, last main 331 hai,
Main - haa karta hu,
Maine Vanita ka number save kiya aur call ki,
Main - fir qayamat ki raat kaise gujari,
Vanita - main Neeta ke room ke bahar khadi sunti rahi, bhut chillati aur roti rahi mere beti, aise kya karte ho sex, ek baar to jee kiya ke under aa jaon, aap please gently handle karo na, uski body bhi petite type hai,
Main - isliye to pyari hai mere ko, maja deti hai,
Vanita - gently agar karoge na,woh jyada enjoy karegi, aur aapko jyada maja degi,
Main - main gently hi karta hu, mera bada hai na, problem woh hai, ab smartphone bhi nhi rakhta, nhi to tere ko pic bhejta,
Vanita - Waise kitna lamba hai, aap aa hi jao na, mere ko jee bhi bahut hai abhi, puri raat intazaar kiya hai, samjhte kyu nhi, meri halat,
Main - nhi aa sakta, samajha kar rani, office jana hai, kaam hai bhut,
Vanita - batao na, kitna lamba hai, aapka,
Main - jyada nhi hai, bas 8 inch,
Vanita - yeh kam hai, mere husband ka to 5 and half hi tha, wow, maine abhi inch tape pe dekha, Neeta kitna le leti hai,
Main - pura, machak ke chodta hu, tere beti ko, saali ko loda lene ka expert bana diya hai,
Vanita - impossible, yaar nhi le pati hogi,
Main - tere samne chod du, kal bhi bola tha tere ko, tune hi mana kiya,
Vanita - beti hai mere, aap samjho, galat baat hojayegi, kon maa apni beti ke samne karwati hai,
Main - hmmm, tu saali sexy bhut hai, us din jab tera pati mara tha, cremation ground pe tere white saari dekha maine, tera mast figure, aur teri gori chikni kamar, tere gand, dekh ke loda khada hogya tha, maine wahi soch liya tha ki iske muh mein dena hai, phele chooswane ke baad, is mast cheez ko nangi karke, iski chut marni hai,
Vanita - hmmm, sachi, us din achi lagi main aapko ? waise makeup nhi kiya tha maine, bas body lotion lagya tha,
Main - tere ko jarurat hi nhi makeup ki, tere jawani khud makeup hai, nangi karke chodunga tere ko, tere pati ke bed pe, tab jee bharega,
Vanita - hmmm, kaisi baatein karte ho aap, mere se kisi ne aisi baatein nhi ki,
Main - saali, tere muh mein loda dena hai bas, aur figure mast hai tera, bhen ki lodi, bhut maintain kiya hai kya tune,
Vanita - hmmm, dieting wagera, yoga, waise aap bhut gandi galiyan kyu dete ho, Neeta ko bhi dete ho kya,
Main - aadat hogyi hai, koi bhut pasand aajaye to galiyan hi nikalti hain,
Vanita - fir bhi, kon ladies se aisi language main baat karta hai,
Main - main,
Vanita hasne lagi,
Vanita - aap na bhut badmash aur pyare ho, kab free hoge office se,
Main - kyu,
Vanita - dekho Neeta 6 baje aati hai, aap usse kafi phele aajao to thek rahega, main beti ke samne kuch bhi nhi dikhana chahti, galat impression padega, maa hu, kya sochegi,
Main - chal 2 baje, lunch ke baad,
Vanita - hmmm, suno, aap lunch mere sath karlo na, please,
Main - nhi, mere Chachi pack kar ke deti hai, woh agar khaya nhi to woh gussa hojayegi,
Vanita - hmmm, abhi 9.30 howe hai, main palour jati hu 10 baje,
Main - thek hai, sab baal saaf karke, chikni ban ke aana, fir main 2 baje aata hu tere chut chodne, saali ko nangi karke, tere pati ke bed pe,
Vanita - hmmm, bye,
Raste mein SP Sahib mil gaye, traffic lights pe, unhone mere ko ishara se roka, humne dono gaadiyan side pe laga di, main unki gaadi main baith gya, unhone driver ko bhar bhej diya,
SP Sahib mere ko dekh kar muskara rahe the aur main bhi muskarane laga,
Sahib - Deependra Bhai, kya detective work hai aapka, mere biwi ki school aur college ki history aise khol di, jaise kal ki baat ho,
Main - ab aap thoda tight raho, dono ke sath, thapad mar diya karo, bina matlab, na aapki biwi rand hai, na beti, dara ke rakho,
Sahib - haa, bilkul sahi baat boli aapne, main aisa hi karunga,
Main - aur beti de rahi hai,
SP Sahib sharmane lage, aur muskara diye,
Sahib - abhi thodi excitement hai na, usko paya hai, to din main ek bar pakka, bad main kam kar dunga,
Main - thek hai, bas bahar muh na mare, aapki ijjat na badnaam kare,
SP Sahib ne mera hath pakad liya,
Sahib - bhut bhut thanks Deependra Bhai,
Main - aap mere liye Joginder uncle jaise ho, aap bhi beta bola karo, yeh kya Bhai Bhai laga rakha hai,
Sahib ki aakhen chalak gyi, woh rone jaise hogye, fir aansu paonch ke mere gaale lag gaye,
Sahib - thek hai beta, hain woh beta hi hota hai jo apne ghar ko samalta hai, thek karta hai, tune wahi sab to kiya hai, beta,
Main - aur kya, aur apni biwi aur beti ke phone ko surveillance pe laga do, koi aise waise call mile, dena thapad pe thapad, aap mard ho, gand faad ke rakha karo, kya bhen ki lodiyon ki majal aapko chutiya samjhe, aap SP ho seher ke,
Sahib - hmmm, bilkul sahi baat, beta tu itni achi baatein kaise karta hai, tu bhut acha hai,
Main - thek hai, koi bhi problem ho, aap ko lage, phone karlena mere ko, aur apki Memsahiba kaise hain,
Hum dono muskarane lage,
Sahib - beta, tune jab se chooswaya usko, woh pagal hoke ghum rahi hai,
Main - ghumne do saali ko, woh apne baap se bhi chudi hai, aur uska Mama apni bahu ko chodta hai, maine bola nhi us din, jyada hojata, isliye, aap use kar lena, kabhi jarurat pade to,
SP Sahib - ek baat bata, yeh sab tere ko kaise pata, yeh bhi ke main apni beti ko pasand karta hu, maine to kabhi bhi nhi bola kisi ko, aise secret baatein tu fek fek ke marta hai, kya hai yeh,
Main - aap chhodo na, aapne level se uper ki baatein hai, aap ka ek case pending hai na Sector 14 ki jewellery shop ki chori ka, do mahine se, 5 crore ki chori thi, yaad hai na, woh uske owner ne khud kari hai aur saara maal apne bete ke ghar pe chupa diya hai, woh usne insurance claim ke liye kiya tha,
SP Sahib hairaan hoke dekhte rahe,
Sahib - yeh bhut bada case tha, aaj hi solve karta hu main usko, saale ne akhbaron main humko bhut bura likha tha,
Main - uska saala ek editor hai, karega na, aap samjh nhi rahe ho, sab inter connected hota hai, ab aap ko solve kar diya na, aapki wah wahi hogi, aur medal degi government, 5 crore ki chori hai, kyu nhi degi,
SP Sahib hath pakad ke bole,
Sahib - thank you, thank you so much, Deependra beta, mere jindagi bana di, office aur ghar main,
Main - thek hai, ab chalu main ?
Sahib - beta ek baat hai, par samajh nhi ata kaise bolu,
Main - aap na, muh se bol do,
Hum dono hasne lage,
Sahib - yaar ek baar meri wife ko de de, woh pagal howi ghum rahi hai, kitna bada hai tera
Main - nhi bilkul nhi, apne beta mana na, fir woh mummy howi mere, ab aap bolo, koi apni maa ke sath, cheee cheee cheee
Main hasta huwa, car se nikal ke apni gaadi main wahan se nikal pada,
Din main Joginder ji ki wife yani aunty ka phone aaya,
Aunty - oye hero, kya bol diya mere badi beti ko raat ko jab Nisha ke sath tha airport pe,
Main - maine kuch nhi bola, aapki kasam,
Aunty - chal jhuta, sach bata,
Main - are aapki kasam, kuch nhi bola,
Aunty - tune apna to bol diya na,
Main - haa bol diya, Nisha ko pata hai, kya hogya,
Aunty - woh koi baat nhi, saali ek ghante mere peeche padi rahi, fir boli, bhut muskil se, tere pic chahiye usko, saali ne dekh kitni jaldi phone kiya,
Main - haa aunty, saali raat ko bhi bhut attitude dekha rahi thi, fir maine uski pati ki bhejati kari, tab thodi shant howi, pic to bheji thi na mere aapne, Golf Course wali,
Aunty - are tere us ki, samjha nhi tu, Nisha thi na, woh keh rahi thi ki video call pe dekhti,
Main muskarane laga,
Main - batao na kis ki, main nhi samjha,
Aunty - badmashi mat kar mere sath, beta,
Main - to bol do, itni baar liya hai aur chosti alag ho,
Aunty - acha thek hai, tere lode ki,
Main - maine us din hi bola tha,
Aunty - chal abhi bhej, jaldi,
Main - abhi kaha se khada hai, aur smart phone nhi hai mere pass,
Aunty - waise to roz kehta hai, ki aunty aapki aawaz sun ke khada hogya, mere ko pagal mat bana, kisi se bhi smartphone leke, pic bhej, beti wait kar rahi hai meri, aayegi na fir India, itne paise laga ke,
Main - karta hu, kisi se mangta hu phone,