Update 61
Nodia ka SMS aaya, mamla hoga kuch to, maine socha, fir baat howi,
Nodia - Bhai ek khabar hai,
Main - haa,
Nodia - woh election main aapko paise ke liye bol sakte hain,
Main - kon,
Nodia - Home Minister
Main - kis baat ke paise,
Nodia - aap ki jaan ke, khabar aisi hai,
Main - acha,
Nodia - aap ko bacha rakha hai, shyad isliye, ab contact karenge, aap nikal jana Nepal, Bhutan ya Burma,
Main - tere ko kaise pata chala,
Nodia - hum ne police ki intelligence bureau main ek aadmi set rakha hai,
Main - unko contact karne do, fir dekhte hain,
Maine Joginder ji se baat kari, is nayi development ke baare mein,
Joginder ji - Nepal Bhutan kyu jata hai, mere yahan rah ghar pe, waise bhi high security area hai,
Main - nhi uncle, risky hai Haryana ab to,
Joginder ji - fir kaha jayega agar yeh aaye to,
Main - dekho Nepal ya Bhutan,
Joginder ji - mere se email pe contact main rahna,
Main - jee,
Joginder - tere business main to Chachi hai na joint owner,
Main - jee, unki mummy bhi hai, hum teeno hain,
Joginder - chalo kuch bhi unko help chahiye to bol dena, waise ek police ki gypsy laga deta hu tere peeche,
Main - jee uncle,
Ek din main office se nikala to main road pe aane se phele wali light pe ek aadmi ne mere ko ishara karke rok liya,
Main - kya baat hai,
Meri peth pe pistol to thi hi, usne side main khadi car ki taraf ishara kiya aur mere ko dekhne laga, maine gaadi side pe laga di, peeche se police ki gypsy bhi aagyi, woh utar ke mere paas aaye,
Police - kya Deependra bhai, kyu ruk gaye aap,
Main - pata nhi woh car wala bula raha hai,
Police ne dekha car ke registration number ko,
Police - Bhaiya yeh to Rajasthan ki hai, aap bolu to main dekhu,
Maine haa main sir hilaya, woh car ke paas gya aur baat karne laga, fir kuch der baad teen aadmi utar ke aaye mere taraf, maine pistol hath main le li aur neeche kar li,
Aadmi - neeche aajao, baat karte hain,
Police - tu yehi bol de na bhen ke lode, bhaiya ke kya kam hai, Deependra bhaiya neeche nhi utarenge,
Aadmi - hum to sirf messenger hain, gali to mat deo,
Police - tu mere ko sikhayega, gandu
Maine ishara karke police ko bola ki isko bolne do, fir un hone bola,
Aadmi - Deependra ji, hum ko Home Minister ji ne bheja hai, dekho abhi election hain, aur aap bhi jante ho aap ko unhone kyu nhi cheda ab tak, aap ko apni life ke 50 crore dene padenge, nhi to
Main - nhi to kya,
Aadmi - encounter hojayega aap ka, offically,
Main - acha,
Aadmi - teen din ka time hai aapke paas, aur aap ka ghar humko malum hai, aap ki chachi aur uski maa, aap samaj lo,
Mere ko dil maine hasi aane lagi ki beta unka number to tumhari saari police bhi nhi laga sakti,
Aadmi - aapne call records bhi hai humare paas, aap paise de do, hum isko yeh khatam karke bhul jayenge, sab aapke uper hai, yeh mere number hai,
Usne mere phone pe miss call ki, aur chala gaya,
Maine ghar gya aur drawing room main baith gya, Sarabjit kafi der tak mere sath baithi rahi, fir maine uth ke Simran ke room main jake usko hug kiya aur khada raha,
Simran - mummy ne bataya aap ko jana hoga,
Main - hmmm,
Simran - kaha,
Main - Nepal ya Bhutan
Simran - main chalu sath,
Main - nhi, akela hi thek hu, do jane hone to teri care karni padegi,
Simran chup hogyi, main usko chod ke Sarabjit ke pass aya, woh drawing room main khadi thi, maine peeche se jake usko hug kiya, usne apne hath mere hathon pe rakh diye, aur mere se chipak gyi,
Main - tere ko malum hai kya hoga,
Sarabjit - nhi,
Main - main jinda aaunga wapis ya log maar denge mere ko,
Sarabjit - bhavishya koi bhi nhi janta,
Main - tere Nagraaj, tere Devta, tere rakhshak, mere liye unko bol sakti hai kya,
Sarabjit - nhi, kyu ke aap insaan ho, unki nazar main aapki koi value nhi hai,
Main - aur tere Nazar main,
Sarabjit - aap ke sath chal sakti hu, lekin aap nhi bologe,
Main - hmmm, sahi baat hai,
Sarabjit - har insaan ko apne yudh, aapne aap hi ladne padenge, jab tak woh jinda hai,
Main - aur uske baad,
Sarabjit - maare howe ka koi dushman nahi hota,
Main - thek hai main chalta hu,
Sarabjit - main intazaar karungi,
Main - pakka,
Sarabjit - pyar karti hu aapse, jab bhi aaoge aap, darwaza pe khadi milungi,
Main muskarane laga,
Fir maine apne shoes khol diye, purani ek t-shirt phen li, aur ek lower, aur phone ko off kiya aur jeb ke paise aur phone, Sarabjit ko deke, sirf 1,000 rupee leke, ghar se nange pao hi nikal gya,
Taxi karke, Joginder ji ke ghar paunch ke peg liye aur unke land line se,
Neeta ko call kiya,
Main - kaha hai tu mere pyari bhena,
Neeta - hai bhaiya aap ho, oh my god,
Main - kyu miss kar rahi thi kya,
Neeta - bhut,
Main - ghar pe hai, kya,
Neeta - jee bhaiya,
Main - sun mere baat, car se mere ko pick up kar yaha se,
Maine address bataya aur bola ki jab aaye to do baar horn bajana,
Fir Rehana ko call kiya aur samjhya ki Nepal ja raha hu, aur fir Vineet Bhaiya aur Shefali ko kiya, aur Joginder ji ko mere family ki security ka bhi bola diya, aur last main itne main aunty aagyi,
Aunty - waha mere bete, what a surprise,
Aur mere pass baith ke mere lower main hath daal diya, yeh nhi sudharne wali,
Main - dekho mere ko abhi nikalna hai, aap choos lo, bas, chod nhi paunga,
Aunty - hmmm, thek hai, lower neeche kar le,
Aunty kaam pe lag gyi aur maine Joginder ji ke mobile se Mama ji ko phone lagaya, aur sab bata diya,
Mama - Nepal se acha mere ghar rukja, Mami bhi kush hojaegyi,
Main - nhi Mama, Harayana is dangerous,
Mama - le Mami se baat kar,
Maine Mami se baat kar ke jab phone rakha, tab, do horn baje,
Maine aur Joginder ji bahar aye gate pe, Joginder ji bhut curious the ki kon lene aya hai,
Jab gaadi main Neeta ko dekha woh shocked hogaye aur mera hath pakad liya aur rok liya,
Joginder ji - yeh, kon hai, phone pe to bhen bol raha tha, yeh bhen hai teri ?
Main muskarane laga, aur aankh mari,
Joginder ji - oye bhenchod, yeh itni sundar gori aur choti si ladki hai yaar, abhi kaha jayega iske sath,
Main - koi choti nhi hai uncle, pura loda le leti hai, aage aur peeche, iske ghar jake isko chodunga fir nikalunga,
Joginder ji - yaar A-one number ka maal hai, sachi main chodta hai tu isko, bacchi lag rahi hai, yeh to, lekin khubsurat bhut hai, ameer bhi hai, BMW gaadi, wah hero,
Maine idhar udhar dekha, aas paas koi nhi tha, car jaha khadi thi waha andhera sa tha, lekin Neeta ne under ki light jala rakhi thi, maine uske paas gya aur bola ki light band kar aur kya tune panty pheni hai?
Neeta muskara ke naa main sir hilaya, maine door khol ke usko bhar nikal ke god main utha liya aur peeche andhere mein le jake car ki diggi pe baitha diya, aur kiss karte howe uske boobs masalne laga, Neeta garam hogyi, aur uncle bhi dekh rahe the hairaan hoke, maine lower neeche kar ke lode uski tange chaudi kar ke usko ishara kiya, usne pakad ke apne under liya, aur maine thoda under push kiya, aaaah bhaiya, bhut acha lag raha hai aaaah
Neeta - bhaiya aap ka loda geela kaise hai,
Main kuch nhi bola,
Thodi der Neeta ko chod ke main god main utha ke passenger side pe rakh diya aur khud driving seat pe aaya,
Main - kaisa laga scene uncle,
Yeh bol ke main muskarane laga,
Joginder ji muskarate howe bole
Joginder ji - bete maja aagya, yaar tu hero hai, mere ko ek baar laga nhi karega, par tu sadak pe hi shuru hogya, hero hai bete tu,
Maine Neeta ko ishara ke apne bahar nikale lode ki taraf sir kiya, woh neeche hoke choosne lagi,
Joginder ji paas aake dekhne lage,
Joginder ji - bete yeh pura to nhi le payegi na,
Main - nhi uncle, choti si hai na, meri baby darling, mere ko choti si pasand hain, aur yeh mere sabse pyari choti bhen hai,
Aur maine pyar se Neeta ke sir pe hath fera,
Joginder ji dekhte rahe aur muskate rahe, main Neeta ki skirt upar karke uske gore chutad masalta raha,
Main - iske yeh chote chote gore chutad dekho, mere loda pura le leti hai gand mein, gand bhi bhut tight hai iski, maja aata hai, iski chut bhi maine hi kholi thi, yeh ek mast sex doll hai meri personal, kushi milti hai bhut isko chodne mein,
Joginder ji - wah bete, ab iske ghar pe jake, kya,
Main - machak ke chodunga, iski chut aur gand, bhut tight hai saali, khub maja aata hai, isko chodne main, mere favourite hai, aapki bete Nisha jaise yeh bhi chillati bhut hai,
Joginder ji - bete mere to biwi bhi tere neeche bhut chillati hai,
Hum dono hasne lage, Neeta humari baatein sunke hairaan hoke apna muh uper kiya, maine uska sir wapis lode ki taraf kiya,
Main - tu choos meri baby, tere chut mein jayega yeh tere ghar pe, aur uncle main niklu, bye,
Raaste mein Neeta ko maine bataya Nisha aur uski maa ke chodta hu, aur Nisha ko pregnant kiya,
Neeta - wow bhaiya, aur Rekha Bhabhi bachi hai ab bas, Shefali didi bol rahi thi ki usko bhi aapka yeh loda chahiye,
Main - chod diya saali ko bhi,
Neeta khamoshi se mere ko dekhti rahi, aur fir mere paas khisak ke aayi, aur mere kandhe pe apna sir rakh diya aur neeche mere lode ko masalne lagi fir se ,
Main - tere ko aaj sadak pe choda maine, bura to nhi laga na, darling
Neeta - nhi, main aap se pyar karti hu, aap jahan jee kare chodo mujhe,
Main - hmmm, main tere ko dekh ke bhut hot hojata hu, jee karta hai bas chodta rahu, main bhi tere ko bhut pyar karta hu, isliye uncle ko bata raha tha, tu bhut beautiful hai, cute hai, darling mere,
Neeta - thank you bhaiya, aap bhut ache ho,
Main - hmmm, tu sirf mere
Neeta ne mere kandhe pe apna sir rakh diya,
Neeta - haa bhaiya, aap mere ho, i love you bhaiya,
Main - i love you, Neeta,
