Update 8
Main hairan tha ki a sab mere saath kaise ho raha hai, main Maa ko dekta hun to o udas hoke baithi hoti hai, muje dar lagane lagta hai ki kahi Maa ne mera lund khada dekketo naraz hogayi hogi, main turant
Main : kyun kya huwa Maa, maine kahatha aap ko bura lage ga to hum ise yahi pe rokdenge, aap manihi nahi
MAA : aisa kuch nahi hai, muje o tere Papa ki yaad agayi to isliye
Main : accha thik hai ab hum ise yahi pe rokdenge
Maa kuch kahe Bina hi room me chali jati hai, muje kuch samaj me nahi ata to main bahar Jake khada ho jata hun, thodi der baad Maa bi bhahar ati hai, aur kehne lagti hai
MAA : muje tuje a sab sikane me kuch dikkat nahi, o thoda main khayalon mein chali gayi thi to muje Aisa huwa
Main : ab aap thik ho, aap ko kuch chahiye?
MAA : (haste huwe) nahi Baby muje kuch nahi chahiye tum andar chalo bahar Bahut thand hai
Main : (main bi haste huwe) thik hai Jaan
AB hum andar Jake sofe pe bait gaye, Maa ne Tv ko on Kiya aur songs ke chanel ko lagaya jisme 90s ke song ane lage, Maa ke chehre pe ab thudi si muskan ane lagi,
Main : Jaan kya aap ko a 90s ke gane pasand hai
MAA : han Baby, main aur tumare Papa a sab filme dekhi huwi hai,
Main : to Papa bahut romantic honge
MAA : han bahut romantic the
Main : the ka kya matlab, o Aaj bi romantic honge kyun ki o aap se bahut pyar karte hai
MAA : (ankh band karke) han
Bolke chup bait gayi, muje aise laga ke Maa kuch bolna chahti hai lekin o bolnahi parahi, utne me muje kottage Wale Uncle ka call ata hai
Uncle : beta Aaj aur kal Mausam bahut kharb hai bahar, aap wahi pe rehn kahi mat jana, kal raat ko jaise hi Mausam thik hoga main ajaunga
Main : accha uncle, phir ab hamare paas idar ration nahi hai to ab kya kare,
Uncle : maine ne mere dost ko call kiya hai, uska ghar wahase kuch 7 kilometre me hai
Main : to main jake wahase kuck leao
Uncle : nahi beta, o thodi der me tumer paas araha hai kuch saman leke tum unse lelena, aur kuch chahiye to call karna beta
Main : accha thik nai uncle thank you
Bolke main Maa ko a sab batadeta hun, ab Maa ka mood thik hone lagta hai,
MAA : to Baby tum apne school ya college me kisi ladki se baat nahi kithi
Main : baat to kartatha lekin mere dil me aisi wali feeling nahi thi
MAA : aisi wali matlab?
Main : matlab Jo main aap ko khayalon me dekha na waisi wali
MAA : accha, waise to tu thoda buddhu hai is chiz me
Main : o kaise
MAA : tere khayalon me koi ladki nahi, balki ek old aurat arahi hai
Main : aap to old nahi ho
MAA : to 49 saal me kya main ladki dikti hun tuje
Main : muje to aap bahut khoobsurat tagte ho, aur is dress me to aap ek dam zabardast legrahe ho
MAA : (haste huwe) accha ab tuje Teri Maa khoobsurat lagne lagi hai
Main : ab kya Maa pehle se bi ho
MAA : accha aisa hai, to Baby is dress me ek photo Lena meri
Main : thik hai
Bolke main Maa ke kuch photos leta hun, phir Maa us photos ko dekne ke liye mere paas ake lag ke bait jati hai, o mera mobile leke apne photos dekne lagti hai, tabhi meri nazar uske boobs pe padti hai, unke boobs dress ke bahar ade achuke hote hai, mujse raha nahi jata to main thoda himmat karke apna ek hath Maa ke kande pe dire se rakdeta hun, Maa mobile me busy thi to o kuch nahi bolti, to to meri himmat aur thodi badjati hai jaise hi mere aur ek hath Maa ke pair pe rakta hun, tabhi door bell bajta hai, to main jhat se pera mere dono hathon ko utaleta hun,
Door khola to uncle ke dost aye huwethe to unhone thoda saman Diya aur o chalegaye
Main : saman achuka hai main ise kitchen me rakdeta hun,
MAA : accha thik hai, mere liye ek glass pani le ana
Main : (pani dete huwe) aap pani pite huwe ek pose Dena main photo lunga
MAA : accha thik hai
Main ab Maa ke kuch photos leke Maa ko dikhane lagta hun, aur Maa use dekke mera hath pakad ke hasne lagti hai, unko o sab funny lagta hai, main turanth unke haste huwe photos leleta hun, aur dikha ta hun to o aur bi zyada hasne lagti hai aur kehti hai
MAA : are a to Bahut funny hai, tum ek kaam karo funny photography me jam jau
Main : (haste huwe) main to jam jaunga lekin muje aap ke hi photos leke dalne honge
Itna boltehi Maa aur bhi zyada haste huwe muje Hugh karleti hai, muje kya karun pata nahi chalta to main Maa ko Hugh karne lagta hun, todi der hum aise hi haste haste chipke hote hai, mera lund ab khada hone lagta hai, ab hum alag hote hai to Maa mere pant ke andar khada huwa lund dekleti hai, main Maa dekta hun to o dekti hi rahti to main ekdam se bathroom ke liye kehke chala jatahun,
Bathroom me Jake sochne lagta hun ke ab Maa mera khada lund gaor se dekne lagi to ab o kya soch rahi hogi, aur ab o mere saath aur be zyada khulne lagi hai to muje ab kya karna chahiye, to mere dimag me ek khayal ata hai ki agar main Maa se thudi double meaning baat karunga aur dekhun ga Maa thoda aur khulne lagi to main thoda aur aage badunga, a soch ke main bathroom se bahar ata hun to dekha Maa bed par baiti huyi thi,
Main : kya huwa tume bi bathroom Jana hai ?
MAA : nahi main to waise hi baiti huyi hun
Main : (uske paas Jake) tum ko ek funny shayari sunao
MAA : (muskurake) thik hai sunao
( Main mobile me funny shayari search Karke padne laga)
Main : Hamesha #special ban kar raho
Aam ban kar rahoge to Achar bana diye jaoge
MAA : (zor se haste) accha aur pado
Main : Dard dilon ke kam hojate
Agar kuch rishtedao ke muh band hojate
MAA : wahh a to ek number hai, aur ?
Ab mai dekta hun ke udar (top 10 nonveg shayari likha hota hai) main use kholke man me padta hun to o sach me bahut khatarnak hote hai, main Maa ko ek baar dekke use back kardeta hun, aur soch ta hun agar Maa ko accha nahi lagato ab o Bahut khush hai main A shayari unko sunao ga to o,,,
Aur muje khayal ata hai a to sahi samay hai Maa ke sath aur bi khulne ka, a soch ke main Maa ko bolta hu,
Main : Jaan isme nonveg shayari likha huwa hai kya main o padun
MAA : han padna kyun o funny nahi hai kya
Main : funny to hai lekin o thoda ajeeb sa hai
MAA : ajeeb sa matlab chal thoda padke dikha
Main : thik hai, Mehsus karnithi Teri dilki dhadkan zalim;
Yahi wajah thi tere Blouse me hath dalni ki !
MAA : (chok te huwe) are a kaisi shayari hai
Main : main ne kaha tha na ajeeb hai
MAA : ajeeb to hai lekin funny bi hai, aur pad
Main : O boli:- 'Nakab me bhi pehchanlete ho hazaron me hame Khade Khadr'
Hamne muskurake kaha:- 'Aap hain hi itne BadeBade'
MAA : are baapre a to kyahi hai, kya tuje a sab samj me araha hai,
Main : samaj me agaya isi liye kaha tha ajeeb hai
MAA : sach me bahut hi ajeeb hai, aur bhi hain kya
Main : han aur bi dhed sare hai
MAA : to aur ek pad
Main : Uski mohabbat par kaise shak karun yaron
O apni shadi ka card Dene ayithi aur (are yeto main nahi padne wala)
MAA : are kya huwa padna pura
Main : nahi a nahi, dusra padta hun
MAA : ab o jaisa bi ajeeb ho tu pad muje sunna hai
Main : accha thik hai, Uski mohabbat par kaise shak karun yaron
O apni shadi ka card Dene ayithi aur Deke chaligayi
MAA : are isme kya funny aur ajeeb hai
Main : Maa aap ko sach me samaj nahi aya
MAA : (thoda Sochi) nahi samaj Ara
Main : o card deke aur bi kuch deke chali gayi
(Ab Maa ko samaj me agaya)
MAA : bapre a kaisi shayari hai isko to main meri zindagi me pehli baar dekrahi hu
Main : isi liye main padne se mana kaaraha tha
MAA : waise bi thik hai a sab pehli baar jo maine suna hai to Jane de
Main : thik hai Maa, main bahar toda dekke ata hun
MAA : thik hai beta main bi Jake dinner ready kardeta hun
Main bahar Jake dekta hun ki Mausam bahut hi kharab tha matlab bahut hi thand thi, main 15 mint ke baad andar ake dekha to Maa kitchen me thi, main kitchen ke paas jane laga thoda aur paas Jake dekha Maa a halat me thi
Maa ko istarha dekke mera lund meri pant se bahar ane ke liye batab horah tha, muje ab sambhala nahi gaya aur main direse Jake Maa ko Hugh karnelaga, Maa turanth chonk gayi aur uske hath me ek plate thi usko bi gira diya, main bi ekdam se ghabrate huwe piche chala gaya, aur bola
Main : Maa main hun, kyun itna chonk gayi
MAA : kuch nahi beta o tu ekdam se ake pakda to main dar gayi
Main : thik hai Maa aap ko dikkat hai to a aur nahi karunga
MAA : nahi aisi koi baath nahi hai, o main tuje Aaj ek baath kehna chahti hun
Main : kahona kya hai
MAA : o tuje yaad hai tu jab chohta tha tab tumare Papa ko hospital me admit kiya tha
Main : han muje thoda thoda yaad hai, to kya baat hai
MAA : 20 saal pehle jab hum gaun me the, tab tumare Papa ek aurat ke saat pakde gaye to us aurat ke bahio ne unko bahut mara
Main : accha to tabhi hum sheher aye
MAA : han, tumare Papa ko sheher ke ek hospital me admit kiya to doctor ne kaha unka operation karna hoga
Main : accha to kya chiz ka operation tha
MAA : o unke niche ke hisse me bahut badi chot ayithi to usika operation tha
(A bolke Maa rone lagi)
Main : are Maa aap math rona, o sab hoke 20 saal hogaye sab bhul jao abhi aap shant hojao
MAA : main 20 saal se shant hi hun beta
Main : matlab aur kya huwa tha Maa
MAA : operation huwa to doctor ne kaha o ab baap Ban nahi sakte
Main ekdam shock hoke, soch ne laga is liye main Maa Papa ka ek lauta hun, Papa aur Maa 20 saal se kabhi saath nahi soye, thodi der sochne ke baad, mere dimag ke ek khayal ata hai ki ab yahi accha mokha hai Maa ko patake usko o sab sukh dunga Jo o 20 saal se nahi pasaki,
Main : ab aap shant hojao, aap muje pehle kyun nahi bataya
MAA : main aur tere Papa ne wada kiyatha ke tujko issab ke bare me kuch nahi kahenge to.
Main : accha thik hai ab boldiyana, muje issi koi dikkat nahi hai, aur main Papa ko bi utnahi pyar karta hun jitna aap ko karta hun
A sunke Maa muje Hugh karne lagi ab main bi unke kama pe ek haath rakke Hugh karne laga, phir mere aur ek hath ko Maa ke boobs pe rakne hi wala tha ke, mera khada lund Maa ke paoun ko laggaya to Maa ab alag hone lagi,
Main : (haste huwe) thik hai Jaan ab main dinner ready karunga tum rest karo
MAA : (ankh me Pani leke haste huwe) thik hai Baby
Bolke o table me bait gayi, main roti aur sabji banaya aur hum khane lage, aur main Maa ko kuch bi bolke hasne laga, Maa haste haste boli
MAA : Thik hai Baby ab hamne jo rokatha o shuru karenge
Main : kya Jaan
MAA : wahi tumhari kiss training
Main : ab aap thuda Aram karo o ham aur kabhi dekhenge
MAA : kyun tuje pasand nahi hai kya
Main : nahi waise nahi, o apka mood off tha na isliye
MAA : ab mera mood on hai to chal sikati hun
Main : accha thik hai
MAA : to tu yahi bait Mai change karke ati hun
Bolke room ko chali gayi, main sofe pe bait ke sochne laga ki ab Maa thoda aur khulne lagi hai to ab main kya karun, to mere dimag me e idea ata hai ki 20 saal se Maa bi payasi hai main thoda thoda karke unko patane lagun ga, aur unko o sab sukh dun ga Jo o 20 saal se chahti hai
Tab Maa room se bahar ati hai to mera muh khule ka khula rehjata hai, Maa sirf bra aur panty me rehti hai,

MAA : andar ajao Baby
Bolke room me chali jati hai, main abhibi sock me tha ki Maa ko a kya hogaya, kyun Maa ne istarha mere samne ayi, kya Maa ko bi mujse wahi feeling hai jo muje unse hai, agar nahi hai to main kuch aisa kardu to o naraz hogayi to, a soch ke baita hota hun to aur ek baar Maa bulati hai
MAA : Baby zaldi aao
Main dire dire khada rakte huwe room ki aaor jata hun to dekta hun o bed par usi halat me baiti hai

Main aur nazdik jata hun to kehti hai
MAA : chalo ajao Baby
Main : a sab kya hai, aap is kapde me kyun ho
MAA : muje laga tuje isme thoda comfort hoga to main ne a pahna
Main : main ne kab kaha aap ko
MAA : tu jabbi muje o dress's me katatha to kyun ghurte rehta tha
Main : main o bas aise hi
MAA : isi liye main istaraha ke kapde pehni, tuje pasand nahi to Mai change karlingi
Main : nahi mera matlab o nahi
MAA : to tuje bi pasand hai
Main : (dhime awaz me) han muje bhi pasand hai
MAA : to chal aja ab
Main bed par jata hun to Maa keti hai,
MAA : chal ab tu Teri tshirt utar
Main : kyun
MAA : issi tu aur bi comfort hojaye ga
To main tshirt nikalta hun to Maa mere paas ati hai to mere dil ki dhadkan aur bi badjati hai aur Maa muje nazdik kichti hai aur kehti hai
MAA : jab ladki aise paas kiche to tuje kuch bi nahi karna, ab apne lips kol
Main mere lips kolta hun to Maa mure lips se apne lips ko miladeti hai,
Aur kiss karne lagti hai, mera lund ab bahu hi tight hojata hai, main thoda thoda phiche jane lagta hun to o mere sir ko pakad ke apne aao kinch leti hai aur kiss karne lagti hai, ab o mere lips ko zorse chusne lagti hai, 5mint tak o mere lips chuste rehti hai or kehti hai,
MAA : Baby ab tum mere lips ko dhire dhire chusna
Main : thik hai
Bolke Maa ke lips ko dire se chusne lagta hun, 5mint aise hi chusne ke baad
MAA : Baby ab tum mere balon ko sehlau
To main ek hath ko leke Maa ke balon ko sehlane lagta hun, phir muje pata hi nahi chalta ki mere aur ek hath maine Maa boobs me rakdiya, to Maa ek dam se phiche hojati hai, aur kehti hai
MAA : accha aaj ke liye itnahi bas
To be continue.....