Update _5
,, shaadi ke bad sunkar main man hi man mein sochne Laga,, Shayad Mummy Ne mere liye Nana Ji Se बार-बार kaha hoga,, isliye apni beti ki Khushi ke liye vah mere liye rishta lekar Aaye Hain,, yah to Main jaanta tha ki mera rishta koi bhi karana nahin chahta,, ab yah to ghar per hi jakar pata chalega ki kya Sa rishta Hai,, Aaj ek hafte bad,, Ghar Se phone aaya tha,, Main apni Mummy ki awaaz Sunna chahta tha,, aur FIR Nana Ji Main Phone banne ko diya,,
Nana ji:-beta Lo Rohan tumse baat karna chahta hai,,,
,, Nana ji maa aapko phone de hi Rahe honge,, ki tabhi nani ji bich mein bol padati hai,,
Nani ji:-are beta usse bol dena ki apni sehat ka Dhyan rakhen aur cal a jaaye time se,,
,, meri mummy kabhi bhi gussa nahin karti chahe kitni bhi Badi baat Ho,, kyunki unhen gussa कभी-कभी agar aata bhi tha to ek bacche ki tarah hi hota tha maine Aaj Tak mummy ko jyada gussa karte hue nahin dekha Na hi unhen gussa karna aata tha,, har baat Ko sahaj sahilta se leti thi,, tabhi nana ji Mummy ke hath mein phone de dete Hain,,, aur aaj 7 din bad Mummy ki udhar Se awaaz sunai deti Hai,,
Maa:-hello Rohan kaise ho beta,,,
,, Jaise hi mummy ke udhar Se awaaz sunai Di mere rongte khade ho gaye Na jaane kyon,, jabki Aisa Koi romance wala seen bhi hai meri koi girlfriend bhi nahin Thi lekin Aaj pahli bar Mummy ki awaaz sunkar mere room per khade ho gaye the,, mummy to normal hi Thi lekin mere dimag ki upaj nahin Hai kam kiya tha,, Main to Apne man mein n jaane क्या-क्या soch Raha tha vahi Karan tha ki mere room per khade ho rahe the,, Main Koi jawab nahin deta to fir dobara mummy bolati hai
Maa:-Rohan Rohan.. kya hua beta bol kyon nahin Raha,,???
,, Main to Apne dimag mein नई-नई chijen soch Raha tha FIR main soch raha tha ki kya jawab dun aakhirkar mere dimag mein turant hi faisla Kiya aur maine mummy se kaha,,
Rohan:-namaste maa .. main theek hun aur aapane itne Dinon Se mujhse baat kyon nahin ki,,, Nana ji Bata rahe the ki aap bahut pareshan Ho,,,
,,, Maine itna bola tha ki maa ne ek hi baat mein sari baat khatm kar di,,, aur unhone kaha,,
Maa:-mujhe kuchh nahin hua to cal a Jana chhutti lekar sab theek hai,,,, Le Apne Nana ji se baat kar,,
,, meri mummy kabhi bhi is tarah Se mujhse baat nahin karti thi yah UN baton ka Sartaj Jo unhone Meri aur Sonu ke bich Suni thi,, Magar maa to maa hoti hai,, uska beta Kitna bhi bura ho ya kitne bhi galat kam Karen vah Apne Sine Se Laga hi leti Hai,,, aur FIR Main to Bura bhi nahin Tamanna hi koi galat kam kiya tha,,, aakhirkar phone mummy ne Nana Ji ko diya aur Main Apne dimag mein sochne laga ki mummy se kaise baat karun,, kyunki unki awaaz sunkar aur unse baat karke mujhe aaj lagi feeling a rahi thi,,, maine apne dost Sonu Ko dekha tha vo Raat Raat Bhar pata nahin kya baat Karta rahata tha aur kisse Karta tha Badi Hi,, shant aur Gambhir awaaz mein baat Karta tha,, Mera bhi dil tha ki main bhi kisi se is tarah ki baten Karun Magar Meri to kismat hi kharab hoti hai aaj tak Koi Mila hi nahin,, aur Main mauka bhi dekhna chahta tha to apni mummy ke sath,,, कभी-कभी soch kar to apne aap per Gin aati Thi ki yah kya kar raha hai lekin mujhmein per Hawas ka Aisa Nasha Chadha hua tha n jaane kyon ise rishte ko tar karne ki man mein बार-बार ichcha hoti thi iska Karan Tay yah kahani Hai,,, AB phone Nana ji ke pass tha aur Main soch Raha tha ki Kya Karen,,
Nana ji:-Rohan beta Tum cal time se a Jana dopahar Tak mehman bhi a jaenge,, is bar Jaan pahchan Wale Hain ho sakta hai baat Ban jaaye,,,
Rohan:-theek hai Nana Ji Main a jaunga,, aap mummy se bol dena ki meri chinta na Karen,,,
Nana ji:-Teri chinta to baitha use rahti hai,, aur hamen bhi n jaane kab hamari beti ki yah chinta khatm hogi,, head to fikra mat kar beta jab Tak Main Jinda Hun kuchh Na kuchh to Kar Hi dunga,,, Main apni beti ko dukhi nahin Deh sakta aur na hi tujhe,,
Rohan:-Nana ji aap chinta na Karen main cal a jaunga chhutti lekar subah manager ko bol dunga,,,
,, tabhi mere dimag mein ek shaitani Idea aaya,, main soch Raha tha ki ab tum mummy se baat nahin Hoti lekin mere dimag mein turant Hi ek faisla Kiya Hai,, phone katne se pahle hi,,
Rohan:-hay mummy Mar Gaya..... Are yah Kya Ho Gaya...
,, Nana ji udhar chintit hue aur chinta Bhari swar mein bole,,
Nana ji:-kya hua beta kya hua?????
Rohan:-(dard bhare swar mein).. hi Nana ji Kisi chij ne Kat liya hai bahut dard ho raha hai...
Nana ji:-(chinta ke sath)).. are kahan Kat liya kis chij ne Kat liya beta..??
,, main soch hi raha tha ki mummy kab phone legi Shayad Meri baat sunkar mummy turant hi phone lekar mujhse baat karegi aur aisa hi hoa,,,, ke Achanak Se Ghar Se ladne ki awaaz aane lagi,,
Maa:-Rohan.. Rohan Kya hua mere Lal..??? Kis chij mein Kat Liya tujhe...???(Bahut hi chintit hote hue,,)
Rohan:-ahhh....maa.. bahut dard ho raha hai mujhe kya karun????(Dard Se Kar rahte hue,,)
Maa:-beta kis chij ne Kat liya kahan Kat liya Bata mere Lal....?? Company mein koi aur nahin hai kya??? Kisi Ko Bata De jaldi se beta,,,
Rohan:-theek hai Mummy tum phone Kat do main deta hun Koi hoga to,,,,
,,, itna bol Kar Main hi janbujhkar phone Kat deta hun,,, lekin Na jaane kyon mere land mein.. meethi meethi khujli Si Ho Rahi thi,,, mujhe Kisi chij mein nahin kata tha Main Keval apni dimag ka khel khel raha tha,, apni Ma ke sath,, Main jaanta tha ki kuchh der bad call aaegi jarur,, aur Aisa Hi hua 2 minut ke bad fir se phone aaya lekin maine phone nahin uthaya,,, fir se call aaya aur Teesri bar nahin Hai call uthaya,,,
Rohan:-han mummy main abhi Apne dost ke sath doctor ke pass ja raha hun bad mein baat Karta Hun...he.. Bhagwan... Mar Gaya.....
Maa:-beta tujhe kis chij mein kata tha,, kuchh to Bata De nahin to main aise hi Mar jaaungi,,,, Kitna dard ho raha hai aur bata bhi nahin raha hai,,, Kisi kide bichhu saamp Ne to nahin Kat liya mere bacche,,,
Rohan:-,, pata nahin mummy abhi main bad mein baat Karta Hun doctor ke pass ja raha hun Apne dost ke bhai per,,,,, aap phone apne pass hi rakhna aur Nana ji ke samne baat mat Karna main aapko bata dunga,,, akele mein baat karna mummy,,,,
,, Maine yah Shabd janbujhkar bole the,, main dekhna chahta tha ki mummy kya jawab degi,,, lekin mummy ne Bus itna hi bola,,
Maa:-theek hai beta jaldi se Ja main mobile apne pass hi rakhungi...
,, FIR Main Phone Kat deta hun,,, ab Main Apne dimag mein agale plan ki taiyari kar raha tha,, ine sab chijon Ko karte hue aur sochte hue ling mein apne aap hi tanav a gaye the,,, mujhe bahut Anand a raha tha Aisa pahle kabhi Anubhav nahin hua tha yah Mera pahla Hai jo mujhe itna anandit kar raha tha,,, Main jaanta tha yah galat hai lekin Sahi galat Thi samajh kahani padhne ke bad mere dimag Se koson dur ho chuki thi,, main Sahi galat ke bare mein soch mat band kar diya,, ab Keval apni ichchayen jata raha tha ki Shayad Aisa Ho jaaye,, Jo Main soch Raha tha,, धीरे-धीरे samay bita Gaya aur aadhe ghante Se jyada beet Gaya is bich do bar Mummy ki call I lekin Maine call receive nahin ki,,, FIR 15 minut ke bad fir se call I hai,,
,, Raat ke 11 bacchon ke the aur ab mujhe 2 ghante beet gaye the lekin Maine ek bhi bar call nahin uthai 15 bar call a chuki thi,,, Main jaanta tha ki mummy bahut chinta kar rahi hogi sath mein Nana aur nani ji bhi bahut pareshan honge,, lekin mujhe unki pareshani se koi matlab nahin tha kyunki mujhe to apni hi dimag ki upaj ko shant karna tha,,, aur mujhe yah ehsas hote hue bahut hi Anand a raha tha pahle kabhi Aisa ehsas nahin bola tha Jo mujhe is samay ho raha tha,,, FIR aadha ghanta aur beet jata hai aur 11:30 baj rahe the tabhi fir se Mummy ki call aati hai aur Main is bar call utha deta hun,,,
Maa:-Rohan phone kyon nahin utha Raha beta kitne pareshan hai....???? To theek to hai na....???
Rohan:-mummy main theek hun lekin bahut dard ho raha hai...hummmm.. pata nahin kis chij ne kata Hai mujhe....???
Maa:-doctor ke pass gaya tha na kya hua usne kya bataya..??
Rohan:-doctor nahin mile mummy Raat Ko... Mere dost Ne Hi ek tablet Di Hai Lekin usse bhi kuchh nahin ho raha hai...hummm(main dard bhari awaaz se kahta hun..)
Maa:-tujhe kata kis jagah hai??? Kisi jahrili chij Ne to nahin kata...???
Rohan:-pata nahin mummy bahut jalan ho rahi hai....??
Maa:-mujhe nahin bataega to kisko bataega beta kahan kata Hai tujhe???
,, mummy बार-बार mujhse yah poochh rahe the,, ab main dimag Se sochte Hain,, ki aage kis tarah Se bolna hai kya jawab dena hai,,
Rohan:-mummy aap Nana ji ke pass ho kya??
Maa:-nahin vah donon to so gaye hain Teri bahut chinta kar rahe the!!!! Kyon kyon ab batana mujhe ....!!
Rohan:- hummm.. kya kru.. Bhagwan..???
,, Kitna sunane ke sath Main Apne kambal mein leta hua,, lower ke upar Se Hi apna land pakad kar masalne lagta hun,,, n jaane kyon Aaj mere ling mein bahut hi jya da tanav a raha hun aur masalne Se bhi bada Anand mil raha hai मीठी-मीठी khujali ho rahi thi,,, mummy fir se kahati..
Maa:-itna dard mein pareshan ho raha hai lekin apni maa se nahin bata raha,,, Bata beta kya hua tujhe kis chij mein kata aur kahan kata hai,,,???
Rohan:-mummy main aapse nahin Bata Sakta???
Maa:-aur kisko bataenge,,, kyon nahin Bata Sakta,,,
,,, ab main soch raha tha ki mummy ko kis tarah Se Main bataun sath mein Main apni ling ko bhi upar Se Hi sahla Raha tha,, Meri hight ke hisab se mera ling ठीक-ठाक Hi tha yah to nahin kahunga ki 10 inch ka hoga lekin 8 din se kam ka bhi nahin hoga aur 3 inch ke motai per Sath kyunki Main ek khatta khatta 6 foot and tha,, Main har Dard ki aahar ke sath Apne ling ko machal Raha tha,, mujhe isase bahut Anand a raha tha aisa lag raha tha ki Jaise yah alag hi duniya,,,ho,, FIR main kuchh sochte The Mummy se kahta hun,,
Rohan:-mummy aap Akeli ho na????
Maa:-han beta main Akeli Bata to kya baat hai,,,,
Rohan:-mummy bahut dard ho raha hai Jahan kata hai mujhe....
Maa:-Rohan Meri baat Sun beta,,, tune doctor Ko nahin dikhaya dawai Se Dard Kam nahin ho raha mujhe Bata to sahi beta kahan padta hai,,, kya jakhm ban gaya hai,,
Rohan:-nahin mummy jakhan nahin hua bus jalan ho rahi hai,,, isme...
Maa:-achcha theek hai koi baat nahin tu room per Ja,,, Tera room to company mein hi hai na,, Main tujhe kuchh batati hun vah laga lena Kati Hui jagah per theek ho jaega,, mujhe lagta hai Kisi chiti Ne Kat liya hoga,, Ja beta kamre per Ja,,,,
,, ab main sochne lagta Hun ki Mummy kya bolegi,, aur yah akele mein baat karne ka Sahi mauka bhi tha Main vahan per bed per let kar Akela Shanti se baat kar sakta tha,, isase achcha mauka koi nahin tha baat karne ka bus itni der chai utani der mummy se baat kar sakta tha company mein to koi bhi hamari baten samajh sakta tha,,, mera room company ke pass mein hi tha,, FIR mummy se bol dunga,,,
Rohan:-theek hai Mummy dekhta hun chhutti milati hai kya,,
Maa:-kyon nahin milegi chhutti beta Teri tabiyat kharab hai to aise mein kaise kam Karega????
Rohan:-theek hai Mummy main jata hun,, room per pahunchkar call karunga,,,
Maa: theek hai jaldi Ja,,,o...
,, main bahut hi Khush tha ab mauka mil gaya tha mujhe apne Man ki baat karne ka,, Man ki baat yah nahin ki Main mummy Se pyar ka izhaar karunga,, yah to Mumkin hi nahin tha ki is tarah ki baten Kar sakun,, main jo karna chah Raha tha vah to Kar Hi sakta tha chahe Jo bhi Ho,,, main supervisor se jhooth bolkar ki meri tabiyat kharab hai Chala jata Hun supervisor bhi kuchh nahin bolata kyunki Main jyada chhutti nahin leta tha,,,, aur apne room mein pahunchkar light on karta hun aur bed per let jata hun,,,, main kuchh der sochta Hun ki call karo lekin main call nahin karta Mummy ki call ka intezar Karta Hun ki tabhi 10 minut ke bad hi call a jaati Hai,,,
Maa:-Rohan room per pahunch gaya beta???
Rohan:-han mummy pahunch gaya aa.. bahut jalan ho rahi hai..
Maa:-Kitna tadap Raha Hai Mera beta... Ab thoda Sarson ka tel garam kar aur use jagah Laga Le Jahan per kata Hai chiti Ne..
,, main kuchh sochte hue,, apni Jaan Ko sahlate hue logo ke upar Se,,
Rohan:-mummy garam Tel se to aur jyada jalan hogi main vahan Tel kaise laga sakta hun,,,
Maa:-beta jalan nahin hogi theek ho jaega to Tel garam karke Laga....
Rohan:-nahin mummy use jagah Tel se bahut jalan hogi..
,, Shayad mummy ko samajh Gai thi isliye kuchh der chup rahti hai aur FIR,, kuchh samay ke bad gambhirta se,,
Maa:-tujhe kis jagah kata hai??
Rohan:-mummy bo....