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Nice update bhai.Update - 32
Khair....rukhsaar ne apne dil me ek bada faisla liya aur sone lagi....wahi shaan apne dost se chatting karne me lag gaya....
Is waqt shaan apne plan ko pura karne ke liye kadam bada raha tha.....par wo nhi janta tha...ki usne aaj apne khwaabon ki khatir kitni badi keemat chuka di hai....
Khair.....agli subah jab shaan dukaan par nikal gaya.....to uske jaane ke baad rukhsaar bhi taiyaar hui....aur kisi ko msg kar ke ghar se nikal gai......
Ab Aage........
Rukhsaar acchi tarah se taiyaar hui aur kisi ko ek msg kar ke ghar se nikal gai....
Ghar se nikal kar ukhsaar seedhe ek restourent me pahuchi aur waha baith kar kisi ka intzaar karne lagi.....
Aur thodi der baad uska intzaar khatm hua....uski khas saheli juhi waha pahuch gai....
Juhi- kya hua....itni jaldi me kyo bulaya....koun sa aasmaan toot pada...
Rukhsaar- tu baith to sahi....
Juhi(baith kar)- ab bol....nhi...pahle kuch pi to lu....main itni jaldi me aai hu to gala sookhne laga hai...
Rukhsaar- kyo..aaj tere sir ne pani nhi pilaya kya....hehehe...
Juhi(muskura kar)- nhi na....aaj wo aaye hi nhi the....fir tune call kiya to main nikal aai...warna unke aate hi gala tar kar leti.....
Rukhsaar- tu na....tu nhi sudhregi....randi ho gai hai puri....
Juhi - are...isme randi kya....are randi wo hoti hai jo kisi bhi mard ke bhi saamne apni taange khol de....par meri taange sirf apne sir ke saamne khulti hai....samjhi...
Rukhsaar- to kya...apne souhar ke alawa dusre mard ke neeche jana bhi randi hone ka saboot hai....samjhi...
Juhi - bilkul nhi.....ye bilkul galat hai....randi sabke lite hoti hai.....haa...tu mujhe sir ki rakhel kah sakti hai....par randi...bilkul nhi....
Rukhsaar- rakhel hi sahi......par baat to wahi hui na....
Juhi- nhi...tu fir se galat hai....are koi aourat randi banti hai sirf paison ke liye....par rakgel banti hai sirf maze je liye....samjhi...main paison ke liye sir se nhi marwati....
Rukhsaar- par maze ke liye marwana bhi to galat hai na....
Juhi- ye bhi galat bol rahi hai tu....are...jab souhar se wo maza hi na mil sake....to kisi ki rakhel ban jana hi theek hai....isse souhar ke liye pyaar bhi kam nhi hota...aur maza bhi mil jata hai....haa...agar randi ban jaati...to souhar ke liye koi pyaar nhi rahta....ab samjhi....randi aur rakgel ke beech ka antar....
Rukhsaar- ha baba...tu badi jaankaar....theek....ab meri baat sunegi...
Juhi- are...usi liye to aai thi...par tu hi ye randi-randi laga ke baith gai.....lo...drink bhi aa gaya....ab gala geela kar lu...fir teri sunti hu...
Fir juhi ne drink piya aur rukhsaar ko ghoorne lagi...
Juhi- kya hua...tujhe ye drink pasand nhi kya...
Rukhsaar- nhi...aisa nhi hai...main baad me pi loogi...pahle meri baat to sun le....
Juhi- kya hua...badi paresaan lag rahi hai....sab theek to hai na....
Rukhsaar- nhi na....sabkuch gadbad sa hai...mujge kuch bhi samjh nhi aa raha....
Juhi- ek jaam kar.....tu pahle drink khatm kar...aur fir suru se puri baat bata...tabhi mujhe samjh aayga ki aakhir maajra kya hai...hmm..
Rukhsaar- hmm....
Fir rukhsaar ne bhi apna drink khatm kiya...aur glass rakh kar apni najren jhuka li....
Juhi - ye kya...ab najren mat chura....saaf-saaf bol ki baat kya hai....
Rukhsaar- hmm...bolti hu....par pata nhi ki kaise kahu....ye sab mere liye bada ajeeb sa hai....
Juhi(ghoor kar)- kya ye aaditya ke baare me hai....haa...
Rukhsaar(sir hila kar)- hmm....usi ki wajah se main paresaan hu...
Juhi- kyo...ab kya kar diya usne....
Rukhsaar- kuch kuta hi to nhi hai....isi baat se jyada paresaani ho rahi hai...
Juhi(chounk kar)- kya matlab.....tu bol kya rahi hai....kya wo tujhse milne aaya tha...aur bina kuch kiye hi nikal gaya...haa...
Rukhsaar- are nhi...waisi baat nhi...asal me jal maine use rk msg kiya tha.....aur usne us msg ka koi bhi reply nhi diya...
Juhi- kaisa msg...tu puri baat bata....
Rukhsaar- theek hai...nain suru se batati hu.....wahi se....jab wo mujhe pahli baar mila tha...hmm..
Aur fir rukhsaar ne ek baar fir se aaditya se milne ki baat dohraai....aur fir wo baat batai...jo kal uske sath hui thi....
Matlab ki aadotya ka ghar aana.....rukhsaar ka apne souhar ki fikr me aaditya se door hone ka faisla karna...aur usse kabhi na milne ka msg karna...
Juhi- ohh..to tune tay kar liya ki tu usse nhi milegi....theek hai....tune use saaf-saaf bol diya na....ab kya paresaani...
Rukhsaar- paresaani to uske baad hi suru hui...aur wo bhi teri wajah se....
Juhi(chounk kar)- meri wajah se....par maine kya kar diya yaar....
Rukhsaar- tune....to sun.....kal jab main use msg kar ke mana kar chuki thi.....tabhi tune mujhe apna aur apne sir ka wo kaand dikha diya...aur use dekh kar mera wo haal hua ki kya kahu....
Juhi- haa...par isme aaditya ka kya....
Rukhsaar- are....main jab garam thi na...to mujhe bas aaditya hi dikh raha tha....mujhe lag raha tha ki wo mere saamne hai...aur mere jishm se khel raha hai....aur tu yakeen maan....ye sab soch kar hi main itni jyada garam ho gai ki kya bolu....
Rukhsaar ki is baat par juhi kuch nhi boli...bas ek-tak rukhsaar ko dekhti rahi....
Rukhsaar- kya...tu aise kyo ghoor rahi hai....meri baat sun bhi rahi hai ki nhi.....
Juhi(muskura kar)- sab suna...aur samjh bhi gai...
Rukhsaar(ghoor kar)- kya samjh gai...haa....
Juhi- yahi...ki tera dil ab tera nhi raha.....wo kisi ke paas ja chuka hai....
Rukhsaar- ye kya bak rahi hai....tu...tu saaf-saaf bol na.....
Juhi- are meri jaan....tu itni si baat nhi samjhi....are baba...jab ek aourat khuli aankho se kisi mard ke khwaab dekhne lage....to samjh jana chahiye ki us aourat ka dil....us mard se jud chuka hai...ab samjhi....
Rukhsaar(gusse se)- ye kya bakwaas hai....aisa kuch nhi...wo to bas mere zehan me...
Juhi(beech me)- wahi to....are...khud soch....rere zehan me aaditya hi kyo aaya...tera souhar kyo nhi...haa...
Rukhsaar- mujhe kya pata....saayad main uske baare me soch rahi thi...isliye...
Juhi- wakai....kya tu sach me us waqt aadirya ke baare me soch rahi thi....ya fir tere garam hone ke baad tune uske baare me sochna suru kiya....aur haa....mujhse sach bolna....samjhi...
Rukhsaar ye sun kar khamosh rahi...kyoki wo janti thi ki uske dimaag me aaditya tab aaya tha...jab wo garam ho chuki thi....
Juhi- samjh gai....teri khamoshi ne mujhe sab bata diya.....
Rukhsaar(najre jhukaaye)- pata nhi kaise....par....
Juhi- ab mijhse kyo najren churane lagi....chal ab apne dil ki baat bol....tu chahti kya hai...
Rukhsaar- main nhi janti....main...main samjh hi nhi pa rahi hu ki mere sath ho kya raha hai......ek taraf main apne souhar ko khud gair-mard ki baat par gussa karti hu...aur khud ek gair mard ke khwaab dekhne lagi...wo bhi...aise wahiyaad.....main sach me paagal ho gai hu....
Juhi - nhi re...ye pagalpan nhi...ye tere dil me chhipi hui khwahis hai.....jo tujhe abhi samjh nhi aa rahi....
Rukhsaar- kya...khwahis...haat...te kya bol rahi hai...maine aisa kab bola....are bolna to chhod...maine aisa socha bhi nhi tha....
Juhi- yahi to.....asal me baar ye hai...ki tera ye jushm to ye sab chahta hai.....par tera dil ise gawara nhi kar raha....
Rukhsaar(hairaani se)- kya....ye jishm....dil....ye sab kya bol rahi hai...
Juhi- oh ho...to saaf-saaf sun.....tera jishm ek gair mard ki baahon me jana chahta hai....par tera dil ise galat bol raha hai....kyoki use tere souhar ki padi hai...
Rukhsaar- to kta ye galat hai....kya apne souhar ke baare me sochna galat hai...
Juhi- nhi hai...balki ye to humara farz hai....par apne jishm ki baat sunna bhi humara hi farz hai na....haa...
Rukhsaar- wo to hai...par ye to souhar ke sath gaddari hogi na....
Juhi- accha....aur jo tera souhar chahta hai....usr kya bolegi...kya wo wafadaari hai.....
Rukhsaar- nhi...par wo mujhe jabran to kisi ke neeche daal nhi rahe na....
Juhi- to yaha koun sa tere sath koi jabarjasti ho rahi hai.....ye teri marji...jo karna hai kar....
Rukhsaar- hmm..baat to teri sahi hai....jabarjasti to nhi ki.....par ye meri problem ka solution nhi hai...mujhe solution de...bata ki main ab kya karu...
Juhi- dekh...agar tu sach me aaditya ke naam se hi asli maze ko mahsoos karti hai....to mere hisaab se to tujhe uske sath aage badna chahiye....baki teri marji...
Rukhsaar- par....aur ab to maine unhe saamne se mana kar diya hai....ab kuch nhi hoga....
Juhi- matlab tu yr chahti hai....haa....
Rukhsaar(najren jhuka kar)- pata nhi...par....haa...saayad....
Juhi- nhi...saayad nhi...tu pakka bol....ha ya na....
Rukhsaar(gardan hila kar)- haa....
Juhi- wow....to fir der kis baat ki....baat kar us se....aur ja kar mil...aur fir dekhna....tu bhi waise hi maze karegi jaise main kar rahi hu...
Rukhsaar- par mere souhar....
Juhi- uska kya....are wo to khud ye chahta hai ki tu kisi chamdiwale mard ke sath so jaaye.....to uski baat bhi rah gai aur teri bhi....
Rukhsaar- to kya main shaan ko aaditya ke baare me bata du...
Juhi- nhi....abhi to bilkul nhi....tu pahle aaditya se mil le.....maze le....aur fir tum dono aapas me baat kar ke aage ka tay karna.....kyoki agar abhi tune shaan se kuch bola....to saayad ye sahi na ho...
Rukhsaar- matlab....
Juhi- matlab ye...ki kya pata shaan ko ye gawara na ho ki uski biei ne khud hi ek mard doond liya....ya ho sakta hai ki use wo pasand hi na aaye....hmm...
Rukhsaar- to tere hisaab se mujhe ye sab mere souhar ki peeth piche karna chahiye.....
Juhi- bilkul....dekh....tera souhar apne hisaab se maze leta hai na....matlab kusi gair mard ki baat kar ke.....to fir tu bhi apne hath saab se maze le na.....aur fir suru to kar....aage jaisa hoga...waisa kar lena...hmm..
Rukhsaar- baat to....par ab aaditya ka kya karu.....unhone to msg ka repky tak nhi diya....
Juhi- are...isme koun si badi baat hai....tere paas number hai na.....to call kar use....aur bol ki tu us se milna chahti hai...
Rukhsaar- number to hai....ek kaam kar...tu baat kar...
Juhi- are nhi...main nhi...tu hi kar....aur sun....seedha milne ki baat karna....samjhi...chal abhi baat kar....chal...
Rukhsaar- hmm..
Aur fir rukhsaar ne juhi ki baat maan kar aaditya ko call kar diya.....
( CALL PAR)
Aaditya- hello....
Rukhsaaar- hello...aaditya ji...
Aaditya- hmm.....main tumhare hi call ka wait kar raha tha....
Rukhsaar(chounk kar)- kya.....aapko pata tha ki main aapko call karugi....
Aaditya- nhi...pata to nhi tha...par bgarosha tha...ki tumhara call aayga jaroor....
Rukhsaar- accha...tab to aapko ye bhi andaja hoga.....ki maine aapko call kisliye kiya hai....
Aaditya- uumm....saayad atum mujhse milna chahti ho....hai na...
Rukhsaar(chounk kar)- are....aapko ye bhi.....aap kahi mera picha to nhi kar rahe na....
Aaditya- hahaha...are nhi....main to abhi ek hotel me hu....par haa...mujhe bharosha tha...ki tumne bhale hi mujhe waisa msg kiya tha....par tumhare dil me abhi bhi kuch hai....jo mere liye hai...
Rukhsaar(muskura kar)- to aap mujhe itna samjhte hai....haa...
Aaditya- haa...par abhi aur jyada samjhna chahta hu....acche se....
Rukhsaar- accha ji....aur wo kaise hoga...
Aaditya- uske liye to tumhe mere paas aana hoga....bolo....aaogi...
Rukhsaar- asal me.....wo...maine aapko isiliye call kiya tha....kya hum mil sakte hai...
Aaditya- bilkul.....bolo kab milna hai...main tumhare ghar aa jaau...
Rukhsaar- nhi....ghar nhi.....kahi aur...
Aaditya- to....accha...tum aaj free ho...
Rukhsaar- free....haa...free hi hu...
Aaditya- good...to ek kaam karo.....tum **** hotel me room number 50 me aa jao.....main aaj wahi miluga....
Rukhsaar- hotel room me.....
Aaditya- kyo....koi paresaani....are....tum ghabrao mat...main tumhe bina tumhari marji ke pakadne wala nhi.....befikr ho kar aa jao....ok...
Rukhsaar- hmm...
Aaditya- chalo nain kaam khatm karta hu...tum jaldi aana....ok..
Rukhsaar- ji....bye...
Aaditya- i m waiting.....bbye...
Rukhsaar(call cut kar ke)- yaar ye to mujhe hotel ke room me bula raha hai...
Juhi- to kya...ye to accha hi hai na.....bindaas ja...aur sun......piche mat hatna......jo dil kare wo karna....waha dil ki nhi....jishm ki sun kar aage badna...samjhi...
Rukhsaar- par....tu chal mere sath....haa...
Juhi- kya....main....tu kya waha 3sone karwana chahti hai.....hehehe......
Rukhsaar- 3some.....ye kya hai...
Juhi- are meri jaan.....jab ek mard ek sath do aourton ko sath me chodta gai na....wo..hehehe...
Rukhsaar(hath maar kar)- haat....unme najar mat daalna....tu apne sir ko hi sambhal.....unke liye main akeli hi kafi hu...
Juhi- are wah.....itni jalan....hmm...lagta hai madam aaj dubki maar kar hi aaygi....hehehe....
Rukhsaar(muskura kar)- kya pata....do baar dubki maar lu....kuch bhi ho sakta hai...hehehe...
Juhi- are meri jaan.....jitni marji chahe dubki maar lena....par uske liye waha jana to hoga na.....
Rukhsaar- are haa...chal ab nikalti hu....pahle ghar jaaugi...fir waha se hotel jaaugi....ok...
Juhi- ha theek hai...ayr sun...mujhe batana jaroor...samjhi na....
Rukhsaar- ha re....pahle milne to de....kuch hua to bataugi...chal ab....
Fir rukhsaar ne bill pay kiya aur apne ghar nikal gai....wahi juhi bhi apne raste nikal gai....
Khair.....ghar aane ke baad rukhsaar ne kaode nikale aur bathriim me ghus gai.....
Waha usne aone aapko is pahli mulaqaat ke liye acchi tarah se taiyaar kiya....
Aur kareeb 2 ghante baad rukhsaar puri tarah taiyaar ho kar aaditya se milne nikal padi....
Aur kuch der baad hi rukhsaar hotel ke us room ke baahar khadi thi...jaha gate ki dusri taraf uski ek nai jindagi uska intzaar kar rahi thi....
Rukhsaar waha khadi-khadi ek baar fir se soch me pad gai...ki wo jo karne ja rahi hai....kya wo sahi hai...ya fir galat...
Kyoki rukhsaar janti thi...ki agar ek baar wo is gate ko paar kar ke room me dakhil ho gai...to wo ek aise raaste par nikal jaygi...jisko samaaj me bura hi bola jata hai....
Aur agar wo ab pichhe hat gai...to saayad use jibdagi ka wo maza kabhi na mil payga....jo wo kuch din se lene ka mahsoos karne lagi thi....
Rukhsaar is waqt bahut hi badi kasmakas se gujar rahi thi....uska dimaag ekdam se block ho chuka tha...
Use samjh nhi aa raha tha ki kya kare....kya wo samaaj ko bhool kar sirf apna maza dekhe aur room me chali jaaye....ya fir wo apne kadam pichhe kare aur jaisi jindagi jeeti aai hai...usi me khush rahe...
Rukhsaar ka dil aur jishm is waqt aapsi takraab me uljha hua tha.....uska jishm room me jane ko betaab tha....par dil me kahi na kahi ek dar tha....aur uske dil se ek hi aawaaj nikal rahi thi...
Rukhsaar- ab main kya karu.....dil ki maanu ta jishm ki....ya khuda....mujhe jawaab do....main kya karu....kya karu...kya....aaaaaa......aaaappp...
Rukhsaar itna hi soch paai thi ki tabhi uske kandhe ko kisi ne joir se jhakjoor diya...jis se rukhsaar ki aankh khul gai aur wo apne souhar ko saamne dekh kar buri tarah se chounk gai....
Rukhsaar- aaa....aap....yaha....matlab....aap yaha kaise....
Shaan- kya kaise...ye humara bedroom hai... main yaha nhi rahuga to kaha rahuga.....aur tumhe kya ho gaya...kya badbada rahi thi...
Rukhsaar(hairaani se)- kya...main badbada rahi thi...?
Shaan- aur nhi to kya....tum need me kya bol rahi thi...kya karu...kya karu....aakhir maajra kya hai...kya hua...kise bol rahi thi....kya karna tha...
Shaan ki baat sun kar rukhsaar ek jhatke ke sath baith gai aur charo taraf dekh kar apna maatha pakad liya...
Rukhsaar(man me)- ya al**h.....to ye sab ek khwaab tha.....aur main apne beete waqt ko khwaab me hi....oh ho...ye main kaise....
( ye sab ek khwaab tha...from update - 16 )
Shaan- bolo na...kya hua...
Rumhsaar- kya...nhi....matlab yaad nhi....main kya boli....kuch galat boli thi kya...
Shaan- galat to nhi.....main jab bathroom se nikla to tum yahi bol rahi thi....ki kya karu...kya karu..bas....aur maine tumhe jaga diya...
Rumhsaar(man me)- sukr hai ki mere muh se kuch galat nhi nikla....
Shaan- ab batao....kya dekh rahi thi khwaab me....aur kis se bol rahi thi...
Rulhsaar- wo...pata nhi....mujhe kuch yaad nhi....sach me....kuch bhi yaad nhi...
Shaan- chalo koi nhi....waise aaj tum bahut soi....gym bhi nhi gai...taviyat to theek hai na... .
Rulhsaar(ghadi dekh kar)- are haa...aaj to bahut der ho gai....ab gym ka time to gaya....tumne mujhe jagaya kyo nhi...
Shaan- main kaise jagata...main to der se hi jagta hu....aur main jab jaga...tab to gym ka time nikal chuka tha...to maine socha ki ab jagane ka kya fayda...to sone diya...
Rukhsaar- hmm...chalo tum taiyaar ho jao...main jaldi se chai-nasta bana deti hu...
Shaan- are...agar theek nhi lag raha to rahne do..main chai bana luga...
Rukhsaar- nhi...main theek hu.....abhi aati hu...
Ye bol kar rukhsaar uthi aur bathroom me ghus gai...aur shaan dukaan ke liye taiyaar hone laga.....
Rukhsaar- ya khuda...accha hua ye sab ek khwaab tha.....mujhe to laga ki johar aunty ko sab pata chal gaya...ohh....aur main pagal....unhe sab kuch batane lagi...huh...
( RUKHSAAR UPDATE - 9 ME SOI THI....)
Khair...thodi der baad rukhsaar ne chai-nasta ready kiya...aur fir shaan ke sath nasta karne lagi.....
Shaan(uth kar)- chalo...main nikalta hu...
Rukhsaae- theek hai...waise kab tak aaoge...
Shaan- main to apne time se hi aauga....par tum kyo puch rahi ho....koi kaam hai...
Rukhsaar- are nhi....wo aap 2 din se dukaan nhi gaye na...to saayad kafi kaam baki hoga na...
Shaan- wo to hai....par main time se aa jauga......ok...bye....
Rukhsaar- theek hai....bye...
Fir shaan dukaan nikal gaya.....aur rukhsaar bhi nasta khatm kar ke ghar ke kaamo me lag gai...
Aur jab uska sara kaam nipat gaya...to wo bedroom me ja kar aaraam karne lagi....
Rukhsaar- aaj to had hi ho gai....ye kaisa ajeeb khwaab dekha maine.....saayad johar aunty ki wajah se...wo kal mujhe aise dekh rahi thi...jaise ki unko mujh par koi shaq ho.....hmm...saatad isiliye maine aisa khwaab dekha....aahh..sukr hai ye sab khwaab tha....warna pata nhi aunty sach jaan kar kya qayamat le aati...
Waise khwaab me bhi asli baat to hui hi nhi thi.....unhe ye tak nhi bata saki...ki meri aaditya ji se pahli mulaqat kaisi rahi....aur fir unke sath mera jishmani talluq.....uski suruwat bhi nhi kah saki...
Hmm...mujhe aaj bhi wo din yaad hai...jab main ghabraai hui si us hotel ke room ke baahar khadi hui thi....aur fir achanak se gate khula...aur aaditya mere saambe aa gaye....
Us din main kitni jyada ghabraai hui thi...mujhe to laga tha ki mere jate hi aaditya mujhe bed par patak lege...par unhone aisa kuch bhi nhi kiya tha....
Unhone kitne pyaar se mujhse baat ki...mere dil ki baat samjhi....aur fir ek naye rishte ki peshkash ki...
Unhone bola tha....ki agar main chaahu to abhi ja sakti hu....aur agar main aaj nhi gai...to fir aage wo mujhe jane nhi dege...
Aur main....are main to pure jishm ko chikna kar ke gai thi.....puri tarah se unki hone le liye....to bapis kyo aati..
Par unke baat karne....shart rakhne....aur mujhse sab puchhne ka tareeka mere dil ko chhu gaya tha...
Aur main usi waqt dil se unki ho gai thi.....bas baki tha to jushm.....jiske liye unhone jaldbaji nhi ki......
Mujhe aaj bhi yaad hai ki kaise unhone us din mujhe ek dress di....aur fir apne sath bathtub me le gaye......
Rukhsaar ye sab soch hi rahi thi ki tabhi doorbell baji....aur jaise hi rukhsaar ne gate khola...to wo saamne khade saksh ko dekh kar chounk gai....
Rukhsaar(man me)- kya ye khwaab hi hai....ya haqiqat....?????
KOUN AAYA GATE PAR.....KYA KAREGI RUKHSAAR ...????
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Lekin ye sapne wala kuch samjh nahi aaya bhai. Kya rukhsaar sapne me johar aunty ko bata rahi thi ye sab. Kya juhi ko aaditya ke bare me kuch nahi pata. Aur Kya sach me aaditya rukhsaar ke karib aa gaya he. Lagta to yahi he ki aaditya aur rukhsaar sath he. Ab kon aa gaya shayad johar aunty ho ya aaditya ya juhi.
Sapne me bata rahi thi to bhai ye sapna kuch jyada hi lamba chala.
