13th Ghatna
Shaam me….
Ghar se Babu nikla…aur usi taraf jaa raha tha wo jaha wo pahle Bablu aur Rajesh se mila tha aur jaha par maine unki baate suni thi…lagta tha wahi adda tha unka…
Uske jaane ke baad mai bhi us taraf chal pada…aur…
Mera saq sahi nikla….wo log wahi baithe the jaha pichli baar the wo…
Maine dur se dekha unko…aur mujhe pichli baar ki tarah hi jyada mehnat karni padi aur bahut ghoom ke pichle diwar ke peeche ja kar chupna pada unki baato ko sun ne ke lie…halanki meri taraf jhaadiya thi aur dar bhi lag raha tha ki kahi koi saamp wagairh na nikal jaae…lekin kya kare…mere andar ka vaasna saare dusre dar par haawi tha…
Wo baat kar rahe the…
Bata na…Bablu ki awaaz…
Kya batau….
Kaisi lag rahi hai hamari kitaabo ki collection….
Achhi hai…
Khali achhi hai…
Nai bahut achhi hai…
Kaun si kahani jyada maje deti hai tujhe…
S…saari hi….
Nahi koi to khaas hogi na…
Babu chup tha…
Rajesh ne kaha…are ab kya aaps me hum baate chupayenge…yahi dosti hai…
Nahi…mai kuch chupa nahi raha hu…
To bata na…kaun si wali kahani jyada maze deti hai tujhe…Bablu bola….achha chal….tu sharma raha hai to mai hi bol deta hu pahle ki mujhe Maa Bete ki Chudai wali kahani bahut maje deti hai…
Mujhe bhi…Babu ne kaha…
Haan…wo dono ek saath bole…bas itna hi to kahna tha isme kya Bura hai….
Thodi der shaanti rahi…
Aur bata na Chachi ke baare me…Rajesh ne poocha…
Kya…
Kaisi hai unki…b…Bur…tumne to dekhi hogi na…
N..nahi maine nahi dekhi hai…kaise dekhunga…
tu abhi bhi sharma raha hai na…Bablu bola…bhai isme koi Buri baat thode na hai…maine bhi dekhi hai apni Maa ki aur Rajesh ne bhi dekhi hai apni Maa ki…aur sach to ye hai humdono ne hi ek dusre ki Maa ki bhi Bur dekhi hai saath mil ke bathroom me…dekhne se koi ghis thode jaaegi…kyon Rajesh…
haan…haan…aur tu jab chahega…aur jab bolega humare saath chalna hum tujhe bhi dikhayenge humari Maa ki Bur…lekin…
lekin…Babu bola…
tumhari Maa ki baat hi kuch aur hai yaar…
Aisa kyon…
Dekh bhai…hum dono ki Maaye boodhi lagne lagi hai ab…aur upar se patli dubli hai dono…lekin teri Maa ke aage to achhi achhi…jawaan ladkiya bhi fail hoongi…hai ki nahi…
Thodi der fir shaanti rahi…
Nahi…maine ab tak nahi dekhi hai…Babu ne kaha…
Dono ko bharsoa hi nahi ho raha tha…thode nirassh ho kar Bablu ne kaha…sahi me…
Haan…
Achha…lekin mujhe laga in kitaabo ko padh ke tumne koi na koi jugaad kar lia hoga bathroom me koi ched bana lia hoga aur us se apni Maa ka jism dekh ke…unke Fule hue gaand aur fuli hui Bur aur Mast chuchi ko dekh ke Muth Maarte hoge…Bablu bola…
Fir sab chup rahe…
Rajesh bola…yaar agar tumne kuch jugaad kia hota to hamara bhi jiwan safal ho jaata…hum bhi tumhari daya se dekh lete aur thoda masti kar lete…khair…wo fir bola…tumhe kya lagta hai kaisi hogi teri Maa ki Bur….baalwali ya bina baal wali…
Babu chup raha….
Bablu jhunjhla gaya…ab baat bhi nahi kar sakte ho kya…yahi dosti hai…
Nahi…baat to kar sakte hai…
To batao na…tumhe kya lagta hai…kaisi hogi Chachi ki mast Bur…
B..baal wali hogi…
aaahhh…to isme hakla kahe rahe ho khul ke bolo na…mujhe to baalo se bhari hui Bur hi pasand hai yaar
Koi sun lega aisi baate to…
Kaun Madarchod yaha hai hum teeno ke siwa jo yaha humari baat sunega bolo…
Maine man hi man kaha…mai hu na ek number ka Madarchod….he…he…he…
Bablu fir bola….badi fuli hui hogi na be…
Haan hogi hi…
Ohhh…kitna maza aaega soch…soch kitna maza aaega agar teri Maa tere saamne apne Bur ko khol ke khadi ho jaae aur tujhe kahe ki aaja Beta choos le apni Maa ki Bur…aaja Beta aur aa ke apne Laude ko meri Bur me daal ke Chod le…soch kaise makkhan ke jaise jaaegi tere Maa ki Bur me tera Lund…ahhh
Ohhh…mat bolo aisa…Babu ne siskaari bhari…
Kyon na bole Bhai…aisi mast kaun si aurat hai yaha aas paas tum hi bolo…kitni Chaudi aur fuli hui Gaand hai Chachi ki….ohhhh
Tumhe kya lagta hai wo Gaand bhi marwati hogi na…
Mujhe nahi pata…
Tujhe pata haai ya nahi lekin sach to yahi hai ki itni Chaudi Gaand kisi aurat ki bina Gaand marwae hue ho hi nahi sakta hai…bada kismat wala hai re tu…Babu…
Aur tu hai…tu hai Saala Bhonsdi wala…aisi mast Raand ke jaisi mast Maaa ghar me hote hue bhi fayda nahi utha raha hai….Saala kaisa aadmi hai be tu…lund khada hota hai ki nahi…
Rajesh ne baat ko sambhala…ab rahne de na Bablu…tu bhi na…Babu shareef hai islie isne kabhi aisa nahi socha…
Lauda shareef…Saala Maa Chudai ki kahani padh ke Muth Maar raha hai aur shareef ban raha hai…aur Maa ki Chudai ki kahani hi nahi…bahan ki bhi Chudai ki kahani padh hi raha hoga aur dono ko Chodne ka khayal kar ke muth Maarta rahta hoga…waisi bhi Munni kam nahi gadra gai hai…uske Chuttar dekhe hai…kaise fail rahe hai…
Fir thodi shaanti rahi…
Bablu bola…Munni ko to kabhi ragda hi hoga tumne…khel khel me ya ye bhi nahi kia…isme bhi shareefi ki Maa ki pooja kar rahe the kya…
Maine aisa kuch nahi kia hai kabhi….Babu bola…
Waaah…gajab…lo sun lo…isne ye bhi nahi kia…Bhai…tu kuch mat kar hai na…bas haath me Lund pakad ke baitha rah….ek din dekh lena aisa hoga ki…koi teri Maa ko bhi Chod dega aur teri Munni ko bhi Chod dega aur ho saktaa hai ye sab tere saaamne hi na kar de koi….aur tu…tu apne Laude ko haath me le kar ghiste rahna…
Rajesh ne Bablu ko daant kar bola…are bas kar na ho gaya na…sab ek jaise nahi hote hai Bhai…Dheere Dheere sab seekh jaaega itna halla kyon kar raha hai tu…
Islie kyonki ye mera dost hai aur mai nahi chahta ki koi aur iski Maa Bahan ke maje Maar le aur ye apna Lauda malte rahe…
Achha achha ho gaya ab…
Mujhe ye samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki Babu unki itni baate sun kyon raha hai…
K..koi aur book laye ho aaj…Babu ne poocha…
Achha…ab samjha…ye log usko alag alag kitab la kar dete hai islie ye sab wo sun raha hai…
Haan…laaye hai ye le…lekin khali padh mat…kuch kar mere Bhai…in books se kuch to seekh le aur kuch kar…Mard ban Mard….aisa Mard ki teri mast Maa aur Bahan tere dono side rahe hamesha…aur ghar ki izzat kabhi kharaab na hojaae kabhi…warna bahar ke log nooch khayege teri Raand jaise dikhne wali Maa aur gadrai hui Bahan ko…jab bhi mauka milega…
Last wali baat to mujhe bhi kahi na kahi sahi lagi…ghar ki aurte agar ghar ke bahar ja kar apni khujli mitwane lage to izzat to jaati hi hai…
Mai chalu…Babu ne kaha…
Waah beta…kaam nikal gaya to mai chalu…waah…
Abhi asli wali baat to tumne batai hi nahi hai…
Kaun si baat…
Holi wali baat poochi thi tumne Chachi se…ki hum dono holi khelne aaenge tumhare ghar…
A..abhi tak nahi kaha hai…Babu ne jhooth kaha…
Nahi kaha…abhi tak…gajab…tu kisi kaam ka nahi hai Bhai…tumse kuch bhi na ho paaega…
Babu hadbadaya…a..achha mauka dekh ke kahunga….
Bablu ne kaha…dekh bhai pooch ya na pooch aayenge to hum jarur…aur isme tumhara bhi to bhala hoga na…soch ki hum teeno tumhari Maa ko rang laga rahe hai…Gaand me…Chuchi me aur Muh me aur chipke hue hai…aur Maan le teri Maa bhi Garam ho gai jiska ki full chance hai…to soch kitna maza aaega…hum teeno mil ke teri Maa ko…ahhhhh…soch ke dekh….teeno ek saath teri Maa ko Chod lenge….ohhh…aaahhh…Bablu gangana gaya…
Achha to ye chakkar hai…
Maine jhaank ke dekhne ki kosis ki…lekin nahi dekh paaya…
Dekh…dekh…Rajesh…iska bhi Lund khada ho gaya hai…apni Maa Chodne ke naam par….
Wo dono hasne lage…
Mai ja raha hu ab…
Babu shayad ab jaane laga ya shayad chala gaya…
Aandhera sa ho chala tha waha aur mujhe dar lag raha tha ki jhaadio me kahi kuch saamp wagairah na nikal aaye…mai bhi ab jaana chah raha tha…
Tabhi Bablu ne kaha…ek baar iski Maa ko pata lu kisi tarah….fir to Munni bhi Chudegi Gaand utha utha ke…ahhh…
Haan bhai…maine bhi Munni ki leni hai…badi kasiaili lagti hai kasam se…
Lekin sabse masgt to Chachi hi hai…ek dam guda bhara hua hai…Maa kasam aisa Maal maine kahi nahi dekha hai…Saala koi bhi blue film ki heroine bhi chachi ke aage kuch nahi hai…
Saali ki Gaand ka ched kitna bada hoga…kam nahi pelawai hogi wo…
Tumhe kya lagta hai Babu ka Baap Chod paata hoga Chachi ko…Bablu ne poocha…
Mujhe nahi lagta….Rajesh bola…ho hi nahi sakta ki Chachi ek lund ki hai…usko to dekh ke hi lagta hai ki kam se kam isko teen lund to chahie hi hamesha…tab ja kar iske Bur se fachfacha ke paani nikalta hoga…
Bas kar yaar…ab aur bardasht nahi ho raha hai…ab mai ja raha hu….ab Muth Maare bina nahi rah sakta…abhi ja ke Chachi ko aur Munni ko khayalo me Chodunga tab chain milega…
Dono has pade…
Chal chal…chalte hai…
Haan Bhai chal…wo fir hasne lage…
Mai thodi der baad nikla waha se…
Saale gajab ke harami hai ye to….aur kya Gajab ka plan kia hai inhone…
Lekin in par gussa nahi aa raha tha mujhe…ulte inki baato ne mujhe bhi mast kar dia tha…
Mai bhi jaldi se ghar jaana chahta tha…mujhe bhi apne andar ki garmi nikaalni thi…
Ghar pahucha to dekha…Renu kahi jaane ke lie taiyaar ho rahi hai…
Maine poocha kaha ja rahi ho…
Are kahi nahi yahi bagal me verma ji ke yaha…
Kyon waha kya hai…
Are waha unke ghar me aaj unke pote ka janmdin hai…
Achha…
Achha kya…tumhe bhi jaana hai…
Nahi mai nahi ja raha hu…mujhe thodi thakaan si ho rahi hai…
Renu mere kareeb aai aur sharaarat bhare lahje me boli…raat bhar Beti Chodoge to thakaan to hogi hi…Betichod…wo hasne lagi…he…he…he…
Chalo chalo…bahane mat banao…
Nahi mai nahi jaaunga…sach me…
Usne meri taraf dekha…gahre se dekha…kya baat hai…kyon nahi jaana chah rahe ho…kuch karne wale ho kya mere jaane ke baad…wo fir hasi…he…he..he…
Maine kaha kuch jyada hi Harami ho gai ho pichle kuch dino se…
Sangat ka asar hai…he..he…he…wo fir hasi…
Mai akele nahi jaa sakti kisi ke ghar….tum chalo na please…
Babu ko le jaao sath me…
Achha…aur tumhe tumhari Beti ke saath yaha akele chod du…wahh…kya chal raha hai Bhai….usne meri taraf dekh ke aankh Maari…
Pagal ho gai ho kya…sochna bhi nahi aisa ganda wala kuch…fantasy ki baat alag hai yaar…meri Beti hai wo aisa sochna bhi paap hai…
Haan haan thik hai baba…mai Babu ko hi le ke chali jaati hu…lekin….wo ruki aur fir se hasne lagi…he…he…he…
Maine use pyar se ek chapat lagai…aur bola…pagli hai tum…
Wo muskuari…bade pyar se…
Kuch karoge nahi…pakka na…aur daud ke bhaag gai mere se dur haste hue…
Aur…
Thodi der ke baad wo chali gai…
Maine saamne ka Darwaja band kia aur pukaara…
Munni…
Haan papa…
Gajab lag rahi thi wo…white T shirt aur half pant pahne thi….
T shirt thoda tight tha jis se us ke santro ka size dikh raha tha…jise dekh ke mai to kya khud koi Farishta bhi aa jaae to uska Lund bhi angdai le ke khada ho jaata….,mai to fir hoon hi ganda…ghatiya aur galeej insaan…
Mera to tamboo hi ban gaya….
Maine usko apne kareeb bulaya aur hum dono agal bagal sofe par baith gaye…
Maine tv chalai…song chal raha tha
Chura ke dil mera goria chali…
Maine uske kandhe par haath Rakha aur apne kareeb kheecha…ab mera aur usak badan ek dusre ko touch kar raha tha…
Lund mera thunni pe thunni Maare ja raha tha…aur lungi me ye saaf saaf dikh raha tha…
Munni ka bhi dhyan…maine dekha us taraf hi tha…
Maine man hi man kaha…chalo achha hi hai ye dekh rahi hai to…
Mai kuch bhi kaise karu aage ye soch raha tha…kyonki ye sahi hai ki direct apni khud ki Beti ko pakad ke Chod to nahi sakta tha na…kuch bhi ho sakta hai aise to…kahi wo chilla na pade…kahi wo apni Maa ko kuch bol na de…ye dar to rahta hi hai…
Maine khud par bahut control kia…maine socha bahut sambhal ke kadam uthana padega…kuch bhai aisa nahi hona chahie jis se baat bigad jaae kyonki badnaami agar ho gai to fir kuch bachega nahi…
Islie maine socha chalo thoda try Maarte hai…isko garam karte hai…aur agar isko sex ke baare me pata hoga…jo ki mujhe lagta hai ki hona hi tha aajkal ke mahaul me…to ye jaldi garam ho jaaegi aur jaise hi ye garam hogi to poora bhale na sahi lekin kuch to shuruwaat ho hi jaaega….
Yahi soch ke maine us se poocha…
Munni…
Hoon…
Padhai kaisi chal rahi hai tumhari…
Thik hai papa…
Kisi subject me koi problem to nahi hai na…
Nahi to…
Dekh lo…kyonki tumhari mummy kah rahi thi ki tumko tution lagwa de…kya koi jarurat hai iski…
Nahi…waise to jarurat nahi hai lekin agar ho sake to science ke lie tution dilwa sakte hai papa…
Thik hai na…dekhte hai…
Tumko jo kuch bhi jarurat ho khul ke batana kyonki tum meri eklauti Beti ho aur mai tumko bahut jyada pyar karta hu…ye kahte hue maine Dheere se uski baanh pakdi…aur apni taraf kheecha…aur…
Aur jaise munni ko iska intzaar hi tha…wo khadi ho gai….
Maine kaha tum padhai me khub dhayan dena…kyonki wahi sab kuch hai…
Hoon…uski saans thodi tez ho rahi thi….
Maine usko apni taraf kheecha…
Wo bina kuch bole meri god me baith gai…
Maine adjust kia aur mera tanka hua Lund….meri beti ke jaangho ke beech uske pant ke upar se laga…
Uske muh se siski si nikli…aahhh…
Mai thoda dara…kya hua
K…kuch nahi…
Mai samajh gaya ki koi khatra nahi hai…
Maine dheeere Dheere apne Laude ko ghisna shuru kia uske Gaand me jaha mera lund fasa hua tha…
Nishchit hi Munni ko sex ka poora idea tha kyonki maine note kia wo apne jaangho ko halka sa aaise kholi hui thi ki uski Bur me mere Lund ka gharshan ho…
Mai ananad ke saagar me hiloor Maar raha tha…aur Munni ki bhi saanse tej ho rahi thi…
Hum dono jhool rahe the lekin koi kuch kah nahi raha tha…
Mere se kuch kaha nahi ja raha tha lekin fir bhi maine kaha…jeev Vigyan to mai bhi padha dunga Beti…jab bhi man kare to aa jaana…padhne…aahhh….
Haan…p...pa…papa…uski bhi aawaaz ladkhada rahi thi…
Maine apni speed badha di…aur mere muh se aahe nikal rahi thi…
Aaahh beti…tum bahut achhi aur samajhdaar ho…apni Maa se bhi achhi…ahhh
Maa se bhi achhi…siii
Haan…beti…
Aur maine apne dono haatho ko aage badha ke uski dono Chuchion par rakh dia…
Uff gajab ke the Bhai…na bahut Mulayam aur na bahut kade….maine sahlana jaari Rakha…ab uske muh se siskaariya tez ho rahi thi…maine uski Chuchion ke chote se nipple ko radio tune karne ki tarah do ungle se pakad ke sahlaya to us se raha nahi gaya…aur wo ab lagbhag Dheere Dheere mere god me uchalne lagi….
Mai full josh me aa gaya…maine josh me aa ke uske kamar ko pakda aur pakad ke upar neeche karne laga…
Aur tabhi…uska sharer akad gaya aur wo jhatka lene lagi…mai samajh gaya ki usne paani chod dia hai….maine uske kaan me ja ke Dheere se bola….
Papa ka Lauda logi beta…aaahhhh
Wo kuch nahi boli…wo nidhaal ho chuki thi…
Ab mera bhi Maal bas nikalne hi wala tha…maine uske gaand ko pakda aur jor se apne Laude ko uske Gaand me thoosne laga…maano uske pant ke upar se hi Chod dunga…
Aur…bas ek do jhatko ke baad mai lungi andar hi jhad gaya…mera sharer jhatka lene laga…
Mai us dunia me kho gaya jaha se aane ka man hi nahi tha mujhe…
Aanke band ho gai thi…
Mera hosh kho chuka tha…
Munni mere god se utar chuki thi aur apne kamre me ja chuki thi…
Thodi der ke baad jab hosh aaya to mujhe glani hui aur dar bhi lagne laga ki kahi maine kuch galat to nahi kar dia josh me….meri Gaand fatne lagi dar se…
Mai Munni ke kamre ki traf gaya…jhaaka…
Wo leti hui thi…uski aankhe band thi…
Mai uske najdeek gaya…uske sir par bade pyar se haath fera…
Wo muskurai…bahut pyari muskurahat…badi shaanti wali aur sukoon wali muskurahat…
Maine Dheere se kaha…Beta sorry…agar tumhe kuch bhi Bura laga ho to…
Uski muskurahat gahri ho gai…
Usne kuch kaha nahi…apne takie ke neeche haath daala aur ek kitab nikaal ke meri taraf badhai….”Harjai Digest”….lekhak Mastraam…
Maine pahla page palta…
Heading tha…
“Sage Baap ne Choda”
Usne mere haath se kitaab le li…wapas takiye ke neeche Rakha…
Kuch bolne hi wali thi ki….
Darwaze par dastak hui….
Mai uth gaya apni pyari Beti ko pyar se dekhte hue….
