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Dhamakedar hosh uda diye aapne to tarrif k liye word hi nahi mil rahe hai,aise hi reshma ko garam karoYe hui na baat..tu khule baalo mai bahut khubsurat aur sexy dikhate hai..
Thank you ji .. Aise nahi dikhati kya
Aisa bhi dikhate hai ..par khule baalo ki baat hi kuch aur hai ..
Achha ji.. waise aap kuch batane wale the ji
Kya rani
Tab reshma baithe baithe hi usko ghur ke dekhate hui nakhare se kahti hai
Mai rani nahi hu aap ki
Thik budhhu memsaab to ho
Wo hu
To kya batane wale tha mai
hum dono reshma ke bare mai
Kon dono reshma .. mere to ek hi reshma hai
Billu ne mere ek hi reshma hai ye kaha to wo sharma gayi aur sharmate hui niche dekhate hui kahte hai
ek kaha do hai
matlab tu maan gayi tu mere hai
tab sharmake thoda darate hui kahte hai usko dekh ke
nahi ..nahi . Maine aisa kab kaha
usko dekh ke pata chal gaya tha billu ko ki ye line pai aa rahi hai.. .... Usko dekh ke billu kahata hai
To
mere kahane ka matalab aap ki wife reshma aur mai reshma .. hum dono reshma
achha aisa kya
haan ji
Uska kya
Aap ke reshma ke bare aur mere bare mai kuch batanewale the
Kya
Tab reshma sharmate hui kahti hai
aapne kaha tha na udhar meri pyari biwi reshma aur idhar aap.. phir kaha Aaj ka din hi kharab hai mera..phir kaha aapne maine jo aap ko kaha us wajah se aap subah se humse naraz ho gayi ho .. jo hame nahi kahana tha wo hamane galati se kaha
Haa wo yaad aaya ..
Yaad aaya na aab batao
aaj subha 4 baje se utha
Kyon ji
Aap ke hato ka nashta bahut achha laga tha to yahi soch kar nind nahi AA Rahi thi ki phir se kab khane ko milega
Wo to kabhi bhi mil sakate hai ji
To aa jao abhi
Nahi
tu ne kaha na kabhi bhi mil sakata hai
To kya kabhi bhi aaoge
Haa aapne budhhu memsaab ne kaha hai to usko palan karana padega hi na
Tab nakhare se billu ko dekhate hui kahte hai
Tumare budhhu memsaab ne abhi tak koi nashta nahi banaya
To kya hua mere samne bana degi chahe to mai help kar sakata hu
koi jarurat nahi hai
Kyon
Mai bana lungi khud
To mai kab aau
Abhi nahi
Phir kab
muje nahana hai .. taiyar hona hai
tu to taiyar ho hai ..aise hi bahut achhi dikh rahi hai
tab reshma smile karte hai
Phir dhire se kahta hai
mere liye
Tab use dekhate hui reshma kahte hai
Mai nahi hu taiyar samje jab achhe se taiyar ho jaungi tab bata dungi
tu mere liye taiyaar hongi
tab reshma billu ki aur dekhate hui kahte hai
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Mai bhala aap ke liye kyon taiyar hungi .. aap kya mere
Aise bol ke chup ho gayi
aap mere kya
Tab sharmate hui kahti hai
Kuch nahi
Budhhu memsaab aap sharmate ho to aur hi khubsurat lagati ho
Ishhhhh !!!
phir kab aau
Mai khud call kar lungi
Pakka
Haan pakka
Aab rakhu
Tab reshma kahte hai
Jo pahle batane wale the wo pahle baato aap aur phir rakhane ki baat karo
haan wo to rah hi gaya .. Mai subah 4 baje utha aap ke nashte ke chakkar mai socha subah subah mere budhhu memsaab muje nashta banake degi par hua ulata mere waise kahane ke baad tu to gussa ho gayi ..mera phone bhi nahi uta rahi thi..muje jor se bhukh lagi thi ..socha ye reshma call nahi uta rahi hai to aapni wali reshma ko call lagata hu par wo bhi natak karane lagi
wo kya natak karane lagi
tere jaise hi usne bhi natak suru kiye
Tab reshma gusse se kahti hai
Maine koi natak nahi kiya .. aapne agar waisa bola nahi hota to aab tak aap ko nashta khilati
Aapne hato se
haa aapne hato se
Ye hui na baat
bahut chalak ho aap
to aapne hato se khilayege nasta
Nahi
Abhi to kaha na
Jaldbazi mai bol gayi
Aab bol gayi hai to khila hi du
tab haste hui kahte
Thik hai
to aab aapne hato se muje nasta khilaoge na
haa to bola na
Achha
Phir aage kya hua
wo kahane lagi aabhi yaad aayi kya mere ..
Tab reshma hasane lagi
Kahane lagi wahi koi dusari reshma dudani thi
Aisa kaha aapke wife ne
Haa nahi to kya ..
ek to mai tere jawab ka raah dekhta raha .. socha tuje dekh bhi lunga .. tere haat ka nasta bhi kha lunga aur tere se baate bhi ho jayenge .. mai tere ko milane ke liye ..tuje dekhane ke liye pareshan tha aur idhar reshma mera dimak kha rahi thi ..
aap ki reshma .. mai nahi
haa. .. kal se tere ko dekha nahi tha to tere ko dekhane ka mann bahut kar raha tha socha ye reshma dekhane ko nahi mil Rahi thi to aapni purani reshma se kaam chal jayega iss liye main barpaayi karna chahta tha.. tune bhi jawab nahi diya aur udhar wo bhi nazdik nahi aane de rahi thi .. subah se bechain tha
Tab smile karte hui reshma kahti hai
to maya ke paas Jana tha
wo gaanv gayi hai
phir to dikkat hai ..
usko leke to kaha le jata
Wahi uppar terres par jaha usdin le gaye the waha
waha thoda risk hai .. koi bhi waha aa sakata hai
Achha hai na ji fir … koi Mera jaise aa jayegi aur dekhege to.. Mere jaise ko aap pata loge phir..
pat jayege kya tumari jaise
Tab sharmake kahte hai
Muje nahi bata
Bata na .. iss billu se jo ek watchman hai usse tumare jaise padi likhi highly educated aur rich reshma pat sakati hai kya
wo reshma ko shrminda kar raha tha
Kya pata
Phir bhi
Tab sharmate hui kahti hai
Pat bhi sakate hai
aur phir billu ki aankho mai dekhate hui kahti hai
dusari koi nahi hai kya
Nahi hai
mai to bhul hi gayi ..wo aapki pahle wali biwi hai na
Wo budhhi ho gayi hai
aap bhi to budhhe hai na ji
paas aane de mai tuje dikhata hu budhha hu ya jawan
tab haste hui kahte hai
Koi jarurat nahi hai
Kyon
Mai to aise hi kah rahi thi mazak mai
tuje mazak suj raha hai par tuje pata hai kya us waqt mujh par kya beet rahi thi jab tu jawab nahi de rahi thi aur reshma bhi nazdik aane nahi de rahi thi .Pata hai main kitana dukhi ho gaya tha .. par tere ko kya ..
aab reshma billu ke baato mai puri aa gaye thi .. usne aage kaha
Main to soch raha tha tere ghar mai jau phir socha waha wo hogi …
Kon
Kabab mai haddi
Kon kabab mai haddi
Isliye mai tume budhhu memsaab kahta hu
Tab reshma smile karte hai
Tere nanand
haan wo kya .. wo to college gayi hai
phir achha hai
Kya achha hai ji
Kuch nahi.. maine us waqt socha tere ghar jau . .. phir socha tu aur gussa na ho jai
Itana mere bare mai sochate hai kya aap
Nahi to kya . . aur ek tu hai Jo mere bare mai thoda bhi nahi sochate
reshma aab puri billu ke baato mai aa gaye thi…uspar billu ne aur billu ke baato ne Jadu kar diya tha..
waise baat nahi hai billu ji ..mai bhi aapke bare mai bahut sochati hu par pata nahi us waqt muje kya ho gaya tha .. muje bahut gussa aa gaya tha
Haan galati mere hi thi
Baat waise nahi hai .. aap ki galti nahi hai .. aap to achhe hi hai . .. aapne to mery tarif hi ki thi par pata nahi muje kyon gussa aaya ..maine aap pai gussa Kiya iss baat pai baad mai muje bahut bura laga .. muje khud par hi gussa aane laga .. mai soch rahi thi mai hi khud hi call Karu
Phir kyon nahi kiya
Socha aap mujpar gussa ho jaoge
Pagli mai tumpar kyon gussa ho jaunga
wo usko bottle mai puri tarike se utarane laga tha .
tabhi aapne phir se message Kiya
Phir tu jawab kyon nahi de rahi thi
Sharam aa rahi thi
sharam to aurat ka gahna hota hai pagli
haan wo to hai .. mai saari baate aap ko batana chaha rahi thi par darr rahi thi aur sharam bhi aa rahi thi aur aap se mafi bhi mangani thi . .. maine jo nadani ki thi uske liye ... Sorry.. muje aisa nahi karana chahiye tha .. muje maaf kardo ji .. I am extremely sorryji ..
Phir kuch der ruk ke kahane lagi
ek pal ke liye to muje rona hi aa gaya tha .. mann kar raha tha fut fut kar rou mai .. phir laga gate pai jake aap ko dekhu .. ya aapke room Mai
Achha hua room Mai nahi aayi
Kyon ji koi thi kya saat mai
nahi ..room ki halat bahut kharab hai .. tu itani saafsudare rahti hai to wo room dekh ke tuje bura lagega
Kyon ji maya saaf nahi karti kya
Nahi
Koi baat nahi aage se mai kar lungi
Tu karege
Haan .. aap ko kya nahi lagata ki mai kar lungi bol ke
Nahi
Kya aap ka mere pai bharosa nahi hai kya
Wo baat nahi hai
Phir
Tu itane bade Ghar ki padi likhi aur mai ek watchman.. tu kaise mere gande room ki safai karege
Kuch nahi hota
muje to ekpal ke liye laga aap muje aab call nahi karoge ya message nahi karoge
Tab billu mann mai kahta reshma
Mai kaise nahi karta call ya message.. tune kitana bhi mana kiya hota to bhi tera picha nahi chorta
phir mai aapke call ya message ka wait karane lagi .. jab aap ka call ya message nahi aaya to mujhe darr lagane laga .. muje lagane laga ki kahi mere rude behaviour se aap naraz to nahi ho gaye na
Rani mai tere kisi baat se naraz nahi hunga .. ye hamesha yaad rakhana
Iss baar jab billu ne reshma ko rani kaha tab reshma ne kuch nahi kaha
shukriya ji aap mujse naraz nahi hui .. mere nadani ko maaf kar dijiyega .. aage se mai aisa kabhi nahi karungi
Pakka
Haan ji
Aage se mujpar kabhi gussa nahi hogi
Billu aage ki taiyari kar raha tha isliye wo abhi reshma se ye promise lena chaha raha tha
Kabhi nahi hongi
Kuch bhi kiya to
Kuch bhi ka kya matlab hai ji
Kuch nahi tu kuch bata rahi thi..
muje lag raha tha ke kahin meri kahi hui baat ki vajah se aap ab kabhi bhi nahin call karoge ….
Konsi baat
I mean phone na utana
Main sochane lagi aab mai kya karu .. kaise aap se maafi mangu ..
Mafi mangani hai to muje achha sa nashta khila de .. bahut bukh lagi hai
mai aap ko aapne hato se bahut acha wala nashta khilungi .. muje pata hai aap ko bhukh lagi hai .. par plz muje thoda time dijiyega. jada time nahi lungi ..aap bhi taiyar ho jao ..mai bhi ho jati hu jaldi se taiyar ..mai dil se mafi mangti hu .. I am sorry again
Thik hai rani
Thik hai . ... Aab mai call cut kar rahi hu .. muje taiyari karni hai
Haa muje bhi karni hai
Aap ko kaise taiyari karni hai
aab tuje milane aana hai to taiyari karni hogi na
Haa ha
Kahke reshma ne call cut kar diya ..
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