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Un dono ka program lamba chalne wala tha akhir Sagar ko chudai ke sare gun sikhane wala tha Anuj to maine socha apane pyar ka bhi kuch kiya jaye aur ye sochkar Neetu ko phone lagaya jisne nahi uthaya phir jaise maine Jeb mein rakha uska bapis aa gaya.
neetu- haan mere Raja...
me- Kahan hai meri raani?
Neetu- ghar par hun,
Me- mere kaam ka kya hua.?
Neetu- kaun sa kaam?
Me- bhool gayi kya? Bhai ka lund milte hi?
Neetu- are bhai to tum bhi ho aur lund to tumhara bhi mila hai.
ME- baatein mat bana bata na,
Neetu- haaye man to nahi kar raha, ki usse tumhari baat aage badhaun?
me- kyun bhai?
Neetu- phir uske sath bhi tumhara lund bantna padega mujhe,
ME- chal pagal, aisa thode hi hota hai... Tere liye to mera humesha taiyar rahta hai,
Neetu- rakhna hi padega, aur usse pahle mera haq hai samjhe?
me- haan beta samajh gaya, tu hi nere liye pahle hai.
Neetu- theek hai waise maine tunhara kaam pahle hi kar diya hai kal Jana hai tumhe to ache se ban kar jana, aur suno ab samay mat ganvana kal acha sa mauka dekh kar apane dil ki baat bata dena use...
ME- are yaar kal hi?
Neetu- aur kya, jitna der karoge utna pachhtaog
me- theek hai, koshish karta hun,
Neetu- koshish nahi, aur phir aisa mauka main bhi baar baar nahi nikal sakti..
me- chal theek hai... Kal karta hun,
Neetu- abhi kahan ho?
Me- Bagh mein..
neetu- tunhare mama mami aaye hain na?
Me- haan Nana mama mami unke bachhe sab. Neetu- haan suna maine badh aai hai na waha, chalo milti hun unse aakar.
me- theek hai..
ye kahkar maine phone rakh diya aur kal ke bare mein sochne laga ki kaise kahunga Anjali se man ki baat, kahin bura na maan jaye.. ye sab sochte huye main ghar ki or aane laga,
idhar Kiran Palli aur laado mein bhi achi ban rahi thi teeno ek doosre ke sath khoob mastiya rahi thi, aur sath hi mote mote ganne choos rahi thi,
Laado- kya baat hai Kiran bade mote ganne khane ki aadat hai tumhe?
Laado ne Palli ko aankh marte huye kiran ko chidhate huye kaha,
Kiran - are ganne to mote hi khane mein maza aata hai jo ras se bhare ho?
Palli- are tu ras bhi nigal jati hai saara,
kiran- aur kya, to hota hi peene ke liye.
Laado- haan ye baat to sahi kahi, ras to peene ke liye hi hota hai chahe upar ke honthon se piyo ya neeche ke honthon se..
ye kahkar Palli ko tali markar hansne lagi,
Kiran kk bhi ye baat ek pal baad samajh aai to usne aankhein badi aur muh banate huye par hanste huye bola- dhatt laado badi wo hai tu...
laado- dekh to palli humaari Kiran kitni bholi hai..
kiran- bholi nahi hun par tu bahut shaitan hai
Palli- are theek hai, acha Kiran sahi sahi bata koi ladka pataya ya nahi?
Kiran- nahi to,
Laado- par Tera badan to sahi bhar Raha hai lag raha hai ki koi khoob masalta hai in santaro ko.
laado ne ganne se hi kiran ke suit se uski chuchiyon ko chhoote huye bola.
Kiran- aeee suit kharab ho jayega, aur koi nahi masalta meri..
Laado- acha phir ye itni bhar kaisi rahi hain.
kiran- bhar to tum dono ki mujhse bhi zyada rahi hain tum kinse masalwati ho... Tumhara koi hai ashiq?
palli- are tujhe to pata hai gaon mein sab bhai lagte Hain to ashiq kaun hi hoga,
kiran- haan ye to hai yaar gaon kya aaspaas ke gaon tak ye hi haal rahta hai..
Laado- tabhi to hum to ek doosre ki seva kar lete hain.
kiran- matlab
Laado- matlab ye ki hum ek doosre se masalwa lete hain,
kiran- are tum log aapas mein kaise tum dono to ladki ho na phir kaise.
palli- are to kya hua mana humare paas ladko ki tarah lund nahi hai par baki sab to hai, dabane chuswane ka maza to mil hi jata hai,
Kiran- are tum dono to badi tez ho aur dekho to kaise lll wo saaf saaf bol rahi hai besharam,
Laado- are besharam kya isme lund ko lund nahi bolein to kya choot bolenge,
Kiran is baat par hans padi aur boli- baat to sahi hai, waise ladki se dabwane nein kya maza aata hoga maine suna hai asali maza to mard ke hathon se hi aata hai,
kiran ka itna bolna tha ki Palli ne use peechhe se pakad lia aur apane hath uski chuchiyon par rakh kar unhe suit ke upar se hi dabane lagi...
Kiran- ahhhhh hayeee kya kar Rahi hai palllliiii ahhhhhhh uhhmmm
Palli- are kyun fadfada rahi hai bas maze le aur dekh maza aata hai ki nahi,
Kiran- are par,
Kiran ko bhi Palli ke hathon se masalwane mein ek naye tarah ka mazaa aa raha tha to wo bhi thoda shant ho gayi,
Idhar laado bhi kab tak alag rahti aur wo bhi Kiran ke samne aai aur ghoom kar apani peeth kiran ki or karke apana pichhwada uske badan se ghisne lagi sath hi Kiran ke hath pakad kar apane seene par laaakar apani chuchiyon par rakh diye aur hathon se dabwane lagi, Kiran jo ki Palli se chuchiyon ko masalwate huye hans bhi rahi thi aur uttezit bhi ho Rahi thi, jab uske hath mein Laado ke chudchhe aaye to use bhi ek alag sa ehsaas hua aur wo bhi kuch pal baad khud se hi dabane lagi, teeno ki hi Masti chal rahi thi ki kisi ke aane ka ehsaas unhe hua to teeno jhat se alag ho gayi, itne mein hi Anuj ki awaaz aai jo unhe ghar chalne ke liye bula raha tha, teeno jaldi hi khet se bahar aai aur ghar ki or chal di,
Kiran- sahi hai beta tum dono aise hi lagi rahti hogi,
Palli- are to hum teeno lagi rahengi, tujhe bhi poore maze dengi.
Kiran- Haan le liye maze Maine bhi masalwane ke.
laado- are ye to kuch bhi nahi hai abhi to bahut kuch dekhna baki hai meri gudiya rani,
kiran- baap re aur kya kya karti ho tum dono.
Palli- dheere dheere sab pata chal jayega gudiya rani..
udhar ye teeno khusar pusar karti hui chal Rahi thi to wohin Sagar Anuj ke kaan khaye ja raha tha khushi ke mare,
Sagar- bhai chudai karne mein jitna socha tha usse bhi zyada maza aata hai, haaye mere jeewan ki pahli chudai ki maine wo bhi Teri wajah se ye ehsan rahega Tera humesha.
anuj- are bas na ab shant bhi ho ja,
Sagar- are kaise shant ho jaun yaar maine aaj pahli baar chudai ki hai, ab tak sirf muthiyaya hi tha, yaar kya chuchiyon thi tai ki papeete se bhi badi, aur kya lund choosti hain.
Anuj- janta hun sale kai baar chod chuka hun main aur dheere bol koi sun lega.
Sagar- yaar sabse badi baat to gand bhi marne di unhone yaar sahi bataun to gand marne mein to choot marne se bhi zyada maza aata hai, ab to jise bhi chodunga uski gand zaroor mara karunga.
anuj-sale chup ho ja nahi to main teri gand maar lunga,
Sagar uske aage jakar jhuk gaya aur bola- jo tune dilaya hai uski liye to main tujhe gand bhi de dun..
anuj- sale nautanki baaz. Ye kahte huye Anuj hansne laga, dono isi tarah masti karte huye ghar aa gaye,
khair tab tak main naha dho chuka tha aur tabhi mera phone Baja to Anjali ka phone tha, main khush ho gaya,
USne phone par bola ki wo tumhe phir se pareshan kar rahi hai par use aur Neetu ko kal kuch kaam bhi hai to sath chal lena, aur usne please aise bola ki main use kidney bhi bina hichkichahat ke de deta ye to bas ghoomne ka tha, main samajh gaya yr sab plan Neetu ka hai, maine bhi haan bol kar use samay poochhkar tay kar diya, aur phir kal milne ko bolkar usne phone rakh diya, mujhe badi khushi ho rahi thi sath hi dar bhi lag raha tha ki kal kya hoga kya bolunga main usse,
Khair ye sab soch raha tha ki khane ka bulawa aa gaya main sabke sath milkar khana khaya aur kha pi kar thoda tahalne ko nikla, raste mein hi Sarju mujhse takra gaya
Sarju- are tujhe hi bulane wala tha main,
me- kyun aaj kaunsi jhadi mein le jayega.
Sarju- abe chal pepsi pilata hun tujhe,
me- Aaj aisa kya ho gaya sale bada meharban ho raha hai..
sarju- abe tujhe peeni hai ki nahi,
Me- acha chal chalte hain,
Hum dono jaldi hi pepsi aur chips lekar ek ped ke neeche baithe the aur pi rahe the.
me- aur bata Tujhe manzil mili ki nahi?
Sarju- kaunsi manzil.
Me- teri maa ki choot.
Sarju- sale gali kyun de raha hai.
Me- abe yahi to manzil hai na teri, kahan tak pahunchi baat,
Sarju- kahan yaar.
me- kuch nahi hua abhi tak?
Sarju- nahi zyada nahi bas parso raat teen baar choda hai..
me- kyaaa?
Sarju muskuraya aur bola- haan yaar khoob choda mummy ko..
WO khush hokar bola..
Me- sahi hai saale maze kar diye tune to, kaisa laga?
Sarju- ohhhhhhhhh yaar kya bataun sahi kahun to Apani maa chodne jaisa maza duniya mein kahin nahi hai.
Me- sahi hai yaar tune to maze hi bandh diye, waise hua kaise poori baat to bata..
Uske baad usne mujhe shuru se ant tak sab bata diya, sunne ke baad mera man hua ki sale ko uski bahano aur maa ke aur apane bare mein bata dun phir socha abhi nahi, aur thoda maze lene do kya pata chachi khud hi bata dein, kisi tarah se.
Me- sale Teri baat sunkar to lund khada ho gaya, waise tujhe apana vaada yaad hai na mera kaam kab karwayega.
SArju- haan harami pata hai tu bhi meri maa chodne ke peechhe pada hai, par yaar samajh nahi aa raha wo kaise maanegi..
me- acha wo maan jayein to tujhe to koi dikkat nahi hai,
Sarju- nahi yaar pahle to socha bura lagega par nahi soch kar hi lund khada ho raha hai ki hum mummy ko sath chodenge to kaisa lagega,
Me- maza hi aa jayega yaar.
Sarju- waise sahi mein mummy badi garam hain do lund bhi aram se le lengi,
me- are is umar mein aake aurat ki pyas badh jati hai badan gadra jata hai choot bhi bachhe nikalne ke baad pyasi rahne lagti hai, sahi kahun to jawan ladkiyon se zyada pyasi ho jati hain auratein is umar mein.
Sarju- sahi kah Raha hai yaar, main to kah raha hun tu bhi chachi par koshish kar na, kya pata baat ban naye dono bhai madarchod ban jayenge.
Me- yaar sahi kahun to aisa nahi ki socha nahi maine, abhi teri baat sunkar bhi soch raha hun ki koshish karunga, par yaar meri maa se fatati bahut hai tujhe pata hai unka gussa.
Sarju- haan yaar Chachi waise badi achi hain par unka gussa sahi mein kharab hai mujhe bhi bada dar lagta hai unse.
Me- wohi to,
Sarju- are par tu koshish to kar, acha humne socha tha kya ki mummy Maan jayengi par dekh maani na kya pata tera bhi kaam banjaye, waise bhi teri yojna hi kaam aai to tere bhi kaam aa sakti hai.
Me- theek hai koshish karunga, acha ye bata Chachi lund kaisa choosti hain?
Sarju- bada mast yaar, rokna padta hai khud ko jhadne se,
Me- chal yaar jugaad lagwa mera bhi..
Itne mein pepsi bhi khatam ho gayi thi to hum log bapis chal diye Ghar ki taraf raste mein ja hi rahe the ki Jaggu ne mujhe peechhe se bulaya to maine Sarju ko ghar jane ko bola aur Jaggu ke paas chala gaya..
Jaggu - kya baat hai Sarju se badi yaari chal rahi hai teri.
me- aur kya dost hai mera pakkka wala..
Jaggu- badhiya hai phir main kya hun.
Me- tu chootiya hai.
Jaggu- acha to ja ghusja uski gand mein pakke wale dost ki.
Me- dekh to kaise ladkiyon ki tarah jhaante sulag rahi hain teri.
Jaggu- nahi nahi ja apane pakke dost ke paas,
Me- are bas ab aur bata kahan bhatak raha tha,
Jaggu- kahin nahi tujhse hi milne aa raha tha kisi kaam se par chhod tu..
Me- are beta gussa kyun ho raha hai parso tera janmdin hai mera ashirvad lene aaya tha na.
ye sunkar Jaggu ki bhi hansi nikal gayi...
JAggu- sala harami. Yaad tha tujhe.
Me- apane bete ka janmdin kaise bhoolunga main.
Jaggu- baap ka bol.
Me- program kya hai phir.
Jaggu- usi bare mein baat karni thi yaar is baar papa kuch program bana rahe hain bataya nahi hai par bol rahe the chacha aur Rajan chacha se baat bhi karenge
Me- theek hai phir kya dikkat hai, karne de na unhe,
Jaggu- wo sab chhod ye bata Sarju ka kya lafda hai,
Me- are tere jaisa hi lafda hai.
Jaggu- mere jaisa matlab.
Me- use bhi madarchod banna tha,
Jaggu- kya sahi mein? Kaise matlab.
Me- are shant ho batata hun, phir chalte hain..
Phir Maine Jaggu ko Sarju aur uske parivar ki poori kahani sunai shuru se ant tak ki.
Jaggu- are bhencho, Birju aur Laado bhi...
Me- lund aur choot to unke paas bhi hain babua,
Jaggu- yaar waise bada mast ho gaya hai, Mera bhi jugad lagwa kuch,
Me- sabar kar milega meri sharan mein rahega sab milega,
Jaggu- janta hun, yaar yakeen nahi ho raha Chacha(Nilesh Singh) ne bhi Rajjo Chachi ko chod lia Neetu ko bhi, Anuj ne bhi Neetu aur laado dono ke maze le liye, lagta hai chodampur mein chudai ka nasha chadh gaya hai.
Me- badhiya hai na aisa nasha hi humein acha lagta hai.
hum log baatein karte rahe aise hi aur bagh mein aa gaye jahan Anuj aur Sagar janwaron ka chara pani kar rahe the, Unke sath Nana bhi aaye the. To Jaggu ne unke pair chhuye. Nana se use ashirwad diya khush raho khush raho..
me- are nana tum bagh mein kaise?
Nana- are bachha humse ghar par nahi ruka jata zyada der... Humein to khule mein hi acha lagta hai,
Me- badhiya hai nana, sahi hai chalo tumhe bagh ghumate hain apane,
Nana- haan chalo.
main aur Jaggu nana ko bagh ghumane lage,
Nana humein kheton aur pedh wagera ke bare mein batate ja rahe the, unki baaton se hi lag raha tha ki unhe kheti kitni pasand thi,
Chalte chalte hum tubell ke paas pahunch gaye, Me- kya kahte ho Nana dubki ho jaye?
Jaggu- are rahne de na.
Nana- kaahe rahne de, Tubell ke taaaza paani mein nahane se badan mein tazgi aati hai, Chalo nahate hain.
bas nana ka itna kahna tha ki hum logo ne turant apane kapde utar diye aur kachhe mein aa gaye Nana ne bhi apana kurta aur dhoti utari aur wo bhi humari tarah kachhe mein aa gaye, ek baat to thi ki pota poti itne bade ho gaye the par nana ka badan ab bhi tandarust tha, Ye shayad kheti aur shudh jeewan ka asar tha, khair hum teeno log jaldi hi haudi mein the, aur tubell ke pani se naha rahe the, kuch der nahane ke baad hum log bahar nikal aaye, aur aise hi haudi ke kinare baith kar kachha aur badan se pani sukhane lage, Nana humein bata rahe the ki kaise wo aaj bhi subah 5 baje tubell ke pani se nahate hain,
humari baatein hi chal rahi thi ki achanak se Mamta Chachi bhi wahan aa gayi...
M Chachi- are tum sab log is time naha rahe ho, aur Chachaji tum bhi ho bachhon ke sath.
Nana- Haan bitiya, ghar par aram karte karte oob gaye the socha gaon ghoom aayein, tu kaise yahan?
Mamta- are gobar sookha ja raha tha, upla lagane aai thi, itna kahkar Chachi bahte pani mein apane hath aur balti dhone lagi hum log unke samne hi haudi ki deewar par baithe the, Balti aur hath dhone ke baad wo haudi ki deewar par jhukkar apana chehra bhi dhone lagi, par tabhi na jane kaise unka pichhla pair phisla aur wo aage seedhi haudi mein chhapak se gir padi, aur unhr bachane ke liye hum teeno bhi bapis haudi mein koode, jaldi hi pakad ke humne Chachi ko utha diya aur phir bahar bhi nikal lia,
Nana- bitiya lagi to nahi?
Chachi- nahi chacha pani mein hi to gire the kuch nahi lagi, bas kapde sare bheeg gaye,
ye kahkar chachi apani saree ka pallu pakad kar nichodne lagi, jisse unka gora bhara pet gol Sundar nabhi aur bheega hua blouse aur usme band badi badi chuchiyan ujagar ho gayi, ab mere aur Jaggu ke liye to chachi ka yun hona nayi baat nahi thi kyunki hum dono hi Chachi ko na jane kitni baar bhog chuke the, par samasya to Nana ko hui jinki nazar kuch pal ke liye us drishya par thahri to unke badan mein garmi badhne lagi par nana ne turant hi us or se apana chehra ghuma lia, idhar Chachi bina kisi fiqar ke apani saree nichod rahi thi, Nana ne kuch der to khud par kaafi sanyam kia par khud ko dobara dekhne se nahi rok paye aur nazar bachakar phir se dekhne lage to nazara aur behtar dikha, Kyunki Blouse bhi bheegne ki wajah se bilkul pardarshi ho gaya tha aur Chachi bra kabhi pahanti nahi thi to unko chuchiyan aur uska nipple halke Peele rang ke blouse mein kaafi ache se nazar aa rahi thi, ye dekh to Nana ki aankhein hi badhi ho gayi, Wohin unke badan par sirf geela kachha tha jo ki unke bhi badan se chipka hua tha aur abhi is nazare ka asar unke kachhe kr andar bhi halchal kar raha tha,
Chachi- haaye daiyya ye nahi sookhne wali jaldi, lagta hai aise hi ghar jana padega, karma lalla aate huye balti le aaiyo..
ye kahte huye chachi ne pallu ko bapis apane seene par daala
Me- theek hai Chachi le aunga tum jao.
Chachi ye kahte huye mudkar jane lagi, Nana ki nazar un par hi thi, aur jaise hi nana ko kuch aur dikha unki aankhein aur badi ho gayi kuch pal dekhne ke baad Nana bole- Lalla Mamta bitiya ko rok..
Me- kyun kya hua nana,
Nana- are Rok to sahi.
Me- Chachi ruko,
meri awaaz sunkar Chachi ruk gayi,
Chachi- ka hua bachha,
Me- Nana bula rahe hain tumhe..
maine ye bola to nana mujhe dekhne lage,
Chachi ye sun bapis aai aur boli- haan chachaji kya hua,
Nana- wo bitiya wo kachu nahi bas wo.
Chachi- koi baat hai kya chachaji,
Nana ne kuch socha aur bole- bitiya aise kapdo mein gaon mein jana theek nahi rahega..
is par chachi ne bapis khud ko dekha aur boli- kyun kuch gadbad hai chachaji?
Nana- haan wo theek nahi lag rahe, Karma Lalla bitiya ke kapde le aa ghar se,
Pahle to meri samajh nahi aaya par phir kuch pal baad meri samajh aa gaya ki kyun nana ne Chachi ko roka tha,
Me- abhi lata hun Chachi tum ruko yahin.
Ye kahte huye main utha aur geele badan hi apane kapde pahanne laga mujhe dekha dekhi Jaggu bhi na jane kyun mere sath chal diya, kuch hi palo mein hum dono tubell se ghar ki or bhag pade,
Kuch pal ke sannate ke baad Chachi boli- waise Chachaji hua kya tha tumne roka, koi kharabi ho gayi thi kapdon mein,
Nana- wo haan bitiya,
Chachi dobara se apana pallu seene se hatakar neeche dekhne lagi jisse ek baar phir se wohi mast nazara Nana ke samne aa gaya, par is baar Nana ne chehra nahi ghumaya,
Chachi- kahan chachaji mujhe to sab theek lag raha hai,
Nana- wo bitiya wo peechhe se thoda,
Chachi- peechhe se? Peechhe se kya hua.
ye kahkar Chachi ne ghoom kar apna pichhwada phir se Nana ke samne kar diya jisse nana ki aankhein phir se chaudhi ho gayi,
Par chachi ko to jaise samajh hi nahi aa raha tha,
Nana- wo bitiya teri saaree wo peechhe se fans gayi hai,
Tab jakar chachi ko samajh aai,
chachi- haaye daiyya, ye to humne dekha hi nahi, ye kahkar chachi turant ghoom gayi aur saree aur Peticoat ko apane chutadon ki darar se bahar nikala jo ki chipak kar chachi ke chutadon ke aakar prakar dono ko saaf saaf dikha rahe the.
Chachi- haaye daiyya chacha ji acha hua tumne rok lia nahi to humari to aaj hansi ho jati gaon bhar mein.
Nana- wohi to bitiya bekar mein log baatein karte,
Chachi- acha hua chachaji tumne rok lia.
Nana- are bitiya koi baat nahi abhi Karma kapda laaye diye raha hai phir chinta khatam.
Chachi- haan bilkul chacha....ji.
Bolte bolte hi achanak Chachi ki nazar nana ke kachhe par padi jo ki bilkul tambu bana hua tha aur ye dekh Chachi ke chehre par ek halki si andhruni muskan aa gayi, wo samajh gayi ki unke badan ka jaadu nana par bhi chal gaya hai, wohin Nana ko to khud khabar nahi thi ki unke kachhe mein kya ho raha hai,
Chachi to Chachi thi ab nana tadap hi rahe the to Chachi ne socha ache se hi tadpaya jaye,
Chachi- Chachaji thoda ghoom jao na, ab bachhe saree la hi rahe hain to ye bheegi saree utar hi deti hun.
Nana ab is par kya kahte, bas itna bole- haan bilkul bitiya,
aur ye kahkar wo ghoom kar baith gaye, Chachi ne turant saree utar di aur sirf blouse aur peticoat mein aa gayi aur blouse bhi kaisa jo ki lagbhag poora pardarshi hokar unki chuchiyon ko saaf saaf dikha Raha tha,
Nana ke man mein bawaal mach raha tha ye sochkar ki bina saree ke mamta bitiya kaisi lag rahi hogi wohin man sanjha raha tha ki nahi ye bahut galat hai. Ek man kah Raha tha ghoomkar is sundar chitra ko aankhon mein bharlo na jane mauka phir mile na mile,
Nana kisi tarah se gardan ghumane ka koi tareeka sochne lage,
Ab Nana ki ye ichha maine poori kardi thi kyunki main tabhi bhagte huye aaya aur bola- Chachi ye rahe kapde,
Meri awaaz sunkar Nana bhi palat gaye aur ek ache se nazar Chachi par maar kar unke badan ko apani aankhon mein basa lia,
Nana- are lo bitiya Karma aa gaya kapde lekar,
Chacha- haan chachaji akhir, chalo ab badal leti hun.
Me- Chachi wahan motor wale kamre mein jakar badal lo.
Chachi- haan lalla,
Chachi ne mere hath se kapde liye aur chal di wohin Nana ki aankhein Chachi ke sath sath chal rahi thi,
main nana se kapde pahanne ko bolne wala tha ki tabhi meri nazar Nana ke kachhe par padi jo ki bilkul tambu ki tarah tana hua tha, Mere chehre par hairani aur muskan dono aa gayi,
Maine socha lo chachi ke badan ka jaadu nana par bhi chal gaya, Par tabhi maine socha ki ye sahi mauka hai nana ke sath thoda khulne ka, koshish to kar ke dekhni hi chahiye,
Main nana ke paas jakar baith gaya tab tak chachi motor wale kamre mei chali gayi thi,
Me- Nana Chachi kitni achi hain na,
Nana- haan ? Haan Lalla Mamta bitiya to badi achi hai badi guni hai,
Me- tumhe pasand aaye unke gun?
Nana - haan kyun nahi aayenge gun to pasand aane ke liye hi hote hain Lalla.
Me- nana waise kaunse gun zyada ache lage? Aage wale ya peeche wale, ya sare ke sare?
Nana- are gun kahan aage peeche wale hote hain tu kaisi baat kar raha hai lalla?
itne mein nana kk jaise meri baat samajh aai aur bole- ae lalla kya kah raha hai tu ye bitiya ke bare mein?
Me- main to wohi kah raha hun Nana jo ki ye chhote nana mujhe bata rahe hain,
Maine unke kachhe ki or ishara karke kaha to nana ne mere ishare ki or dekha aur unki Hawaiian udne lagi, Nana ke chehre ka rang hi ud gaya,
Nana bilkul chul ho gaye,
Me- are Nana kya hua aise chup kyun ho gaye? Kuch bolo na.
Nana kuch nahi bole.
Mujhe laga Maine shayad zyada hi kar diya
Me-Nana kuch bolo naa aise mujhe acha nahi lag raha,
Nana- kaa bolun lalla itna bada paap ho gaya humse,
Me- kaunsa paap, kaisa paap?
Nana- ye hi paap, bata Mamta bitiya ko dekh kar hum bahak gaye, wo humein apna pita samaan manti hai,chheee chheee ghin aa rahi hai humein khud par.
Me- are nana kyun itna soch rahe ho, aisa kuch nahi hai,
Nana- Lalla aise to Mamta bitiya ne bhi humare kachhe ko zaroor dekha hoga, na jane kya soch rahi hogi humare bare mein, ab kabhi usse aankhein milane ke layak nahi rahe hum.
Me- ohho nana suno to sahi tum.
Nana- kya sunun Lalla?
Me- dekho jaisa tum samajh rahr ho waisa kuch bhi nahi hai, Na koi paap hua hai,
Nana-par mamta bitiya ne dekha hoga na jane kya soch Rahi hogi wo humare bare mein,
Me- are kuch nahi soch rahi hongi, acha dekho abhi pata chal jayega, abhi chachi niklengi kapde badal kar agar unke bartav mein koi badlav ho to kahna agar nahi hoga to tum ye paap waap ka rona band kardoge aur meri sunoge.
Nana- Lalla yahi hoga bahut badi galti ho gayi.
Me- ab ruko to sahi..
Mera itna kahna hi tha ki Chachi bahar aa gayi aur phir humare paas aakar balti uthai aur boli- lalla, Chachaji ab tum log bhi kapde pahan kar ghar ko aao khane ka samay hone ko hai.
Me- aate Hain chachi.
ye kahkar chachi wahan se chali gayi, aur tab tak Nana ki nazar neeche hi thi,
Me- dekha kuch bhi aisa laga unki baaton se jaise kuch bhi alag ho,
Nana bhi ab Chachi ke bartav kr baad kaafi shant aur halka mahsoos kar rahe the aur meri baat sunkar bole- haan bitiya ne kuch alag to nahi kia, lagta hai usne dekha hi nahi tha,
me- bekar mein pareshan ho rahe the.
nana-pareshan hone ki to baat hai lalla, jo bhi hua hai to galat hi na, humein apani bitiya jaisi mamta ko dekhkar khud se kabu nahi khona chahiye tha...
Are Nana tum bhi na zyada soch rahe ho, mujhe to Khushi ho rahi hai tumhe aise dekh kar,
Nana- Khushi isme khushi ki kya baat hai?
Me- khushi is baat ki mere nana is umar mein bhi itne tandarust hain ki unka auraton ko dekhkar khada ho jata hai, warna kai buddho sw to khud nahi khada hua jata, Lund to door ki baat hai.
Nana is baat par thoda soche aur phir bole- chhhee chheee bata aisi baatein karte hain koi naati aur nana aapas mein.
Me- are naana aur naati dost ban jayein phir to kar sakte hain,
Nana- dost. Hum budhau se.
Me- haan aur aise waise budhau se nahi apane nana se.
Meri baaton se nana dheere dheere thoda shant ho rahe the aur meri baaton ko maan bhi rahe the,
Me- phir karoge dosti.
Nana- theek Karli dosti.
Me- to milao hath isi baat par,
maine aur nana ne hath milaya,
Nana- acha lalla tujhe sahi mein lagta hai ki mamta bitiya ne nahi dekha hoga,
Me- pakka nahi pata par main to chahta hun ki dekha ho,
Nana- are tu to dost bankar dushman wale kaam kae raha hai.
Me- unki khushi ke liye hi chah raha hu ki dekha ho.
Nana- uski khushi? Isme uski khushi kaise hai.
Me- aurat ko khushi kab milti hai pata hai, ?
nana- kab?
me- jab uski koi tareef kare.
Nana- par isme uski kaunsi tareef hai,
Me- acha unhe dekh kar unka badan dekh karunke baap ki umar ke admi ka lund khada ho raha hai ye unke liye tareef hi to hai.
Meri baat sunkar nana muskura pade, aur bole- bada samajhdar dost banaya hai humne baatein ghumane wala,
Me- wo to hai, waise sahi mein nana pareshan hone ki koi baat hi nahi hai, tum prakarti ko samajhte ho?
Nana- haan?
Me- acha hum paudha lagate hain to wo bada kyun hota hai?
Nana- kyunki uski prakrati hai badha hona, badh kar pedh banna,
Me- waise hi lund ki bhi prakrati hai khada hona, ye rishte nate to sab baad mein aate hain pahle to prakarti hi aati hai na, Chachi bahut sundar aurat hain bahut kamuk bhi, agar unhe dekhkar lund na khada ho to galat hoga.
Nana- samajg nahi aa raha hum tere nana hain ya tu humara,
Me- hum dost hain nana.
me- aur sahi bataun to chachi ko dekh kar mera bhi khada ho gaya tha jabki mere liye bhi to wo maa jaisi hain.
Nana- are par tu bachha hai. Galti kar sakta hai.
Me-are to lund to lund hai na bade ka ho ya bachhe ka wo to apana kaam karega hi, chahe samne maa ho ya beti.
nana- meri baat sunkar kuch pal khamosh rahe phir muskura kar bole- chal ab ghar chalte hain nahi to tu humein na jane kya kya sikha dega aaj hi.
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Me- haan chalo na...
