Nazbeen
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wah! bahut badhiya aur garam garam kahaani hai yah!
Superb aur kamaal ka writings!
Superb aur kamaal ka writings!
Pakka
aisa kehte hui usne apni underpant se pura tana hua lund bahar nikala aur usko aage piche apne hath se hilata hua bola,
“ ye to jaroor accha lagega tere ko”.
aur apne lund ke upar se haat hata diya . Jis karan uska lund kisi saanp ki tarah se fanfanata hua nandita ko dekh raha tha .
Itna bada lund wo bhi itne paas se dekh kar nandita ki to jaise saanse hi atak gayi thi.Javed ka khambhe jaisa lund dekhkar nandita dhak se reh gayi thi . wo pehli baar itane bade lund ko dekh rahi thi.. us ke munh se koi bol nahi fute.javed ko malum tha ki uske lund ko dekhkar auraten hakki bakki reh jati hain. Wahi haal nandita ka tha .. nandita ko bahut dar lag raha tha lekin uski choot se pani bhi nikalta ja raha tha. Usne dhimi awaz mein atakti sanso ke beech kaha,
“ uhh.... mujhe maaf karo ji par aap isko aandar rakho please!”
Kis ko
Tab sharmate hui kahte hai
Aap ke usko
Nandita ki uljhan dekhkar javed muskuraya aur bola
Thik hai tu bolti hai to aandar rakh deta hu par tu aana jarur
Haa jarur aaungi
Phir use kahata hai
Ek kaam kar aate time khane ke liye kuch leke aa
Kya Lana hai ji
Biryani la
Veg biryani
Nahi non veg
Mai nahi khati wo
Mai to khata hu
aap khaoge to mai dekhate rahunge kya
Tere liye veg le aa
tab nakhare se kahti hai
Nahi dono ek hi khayenge
Thik hai mere maa. .. tuje Jo Lana hai wo la
tab hasane lagi
Saath mai beer bhi la
Chii mai nahi jati waise shop pai
Mera Banda jayega use bas paise de
tab adda ke saath kahte hai
Mera nasha hote hui aap ko beer ke nashe ki kya jarurat hai
muje to tera hi nasha kafi hai ..wo ek constable ko dene hai
Matlab ghus
Haa waise hi samaj
Par wo to galat hota hai
To yaha police station mai konse sahi chiz hote hai .. yaha sab ko paisa chahiye ya daru ya khane ko biryani tabhi ye bhadve kaam karte hai
Haa police wale bahut corrupted hote hai
Haan abhi samji
Leke aaungi ..kitane lani hai
Waise wo ladaka bata dega par tu 2 beer la
Ji aur kuch
bas tu aa ja sajdhaj ke ..kisi dulhan ki tarah
Mere saath kya suhagrat manane ke ichha hai kya aap ki
Haan aisa hi samaj
Tabhi waha us bedroom mai roy sahab aur rani aati hai
Kis se baat chal rahi hai bhabhi
Tab mai rakhati hu kahkar call cut karti hai..
Bhabhi bhaiyaa ka call tha kya
Nahi ..friend ka tha
Friends se itane baat
Tu nahi karti kya
Tab roy sahab kahte hai
Rani tu ruk jara ..
Phir wo nandita ko kahte hai
Beta tuje nahi jana hai na aaditya ke saath
Nahi papa ji mai waha bore ho jaungi
Thik hai ...muje ye 2 file nahi mil Rahi hai..aaditya ne kaha rakhi hai pata nahi chal Raha hai aur uska call bhi nahi lag raha hai
Office mai hogi
Nahi ghar pai laye thi
Thik hai mai dekhate hu
Thik hai
Bhabhi aap sasur aur bahu file dekh lo ..mai ja rahi hu
Kaha
Kaha ka kya matlab hai bhabhi..mera sasural bhi hai
Tab wo dono hasane lage
Hame to hi nahi pata
Aise roy sahab ne kaha to rani gusse mai kahte hai
Aisa hai to mai aaungi nahi yaha aab se ..aap ke liye to aapka beta aur bahu hi sabkuch hai
Aur gusse mai bahar jati hai
Tab Nandita kahte hai
Aare rani papa ji ne to majak mai kaha tah
Haa muje hi majak mai aise tane mare jate hai
Tab roy sahab kahte hai
Sach mai mazak mai bola tha
Nahi muje rahana abhi yaha
Kah ke aapne gahr jane lagi aur roy sahab use samjane lagi aur idhar nandita undono ko dekh ke smile karti hai
bahut h kamuk tharika se likha is kahaani aapne yaar, bahut bahut maza aya padhke.Aare rani papa ji ne to majak mai kaha tha
Haa muje hi majak mai aise tane mare jate hai
Tab roy sahab kahte hai
Sach mai mazak mai bola tha
Nahi muje rahana abhi yaha
Kah ke aapne gahr jane lagi aur roy sahab use samjane lage aur idhar nandita undono ko dekh ke smile karti hai..
Idhar Javed phone cut karne ke baad uth kar alisha ke paas jake usko utane ki koshish karta hai par wo to thakan ki wajah se ghode bechkar so rahe thi ..tab wo kahta hai
sone do isse .. mai bhi thak gaya hu .. mai bhi so jata hu par yaha nahi ..bahut badboo aa rahi hai yaha
kah ke torture room se aapne room mai jake so jata hai ..
idhar roy sahab ke bunglow mai rani aab aapne ghar chali gayi thi ..aur Nandita aapne sasur ke liye file dhundane lagi .. file dhundate hui uske man mei kayi sare vichaar aa rahe the ...nandita man hi man sochti hai...
Aaditya mere pati haai… sundar hai… young hai ... .. itane bade businessman hai… handsome aur mujhse pyaar bhi karte haai… phir mei kaise ye sab aur wo bhi us mote kaddu ke sath
Aur hasate![]()
hui kahtii hai ..
Mota kaddu ..
haan sach mai mota kaddu hi hai ..kaddu ke jaise hi to dikhata hai.. itane bade bade bishape. Bade nahi jade jade ..jim mai jake nahi kamaye ye bishape to kha kha ke banaye hai .. pet bhi bada hua hai..
Phir smile karte hui kahte hai
Mota hai to itana stamina kaisa hai uske paas .. mote aadmi tho thake hui hote hai par ye to waisa nahi hai..hamesha josh mai rahata hai .. kaise pata nahi … chori chakari karata rahta hai.. hamesha haati payi pai aata rahata hai .. gali to uske moo mai hamesha hi rahati hai ..
Phir uske chehare par ajib se smile aa jati hai
Itana bura hai javed nandita to tu kaise aapne itane handsome husband ko chor kar us mote kaddu ko chahane lagi hai .. tu kaise usse pyaar kar sakti hai ... Kabhi nahi ..
Tab sharmate hui kahte hai
Pata nahi par mai to aab use chahane lagi hu ..
Tabhi uska sasur kahata hai
Mil gayi file bahu
Haa dekh rahi hu papa ji
Kahkar file dudane lagi .. kuch 5-10 minutes mai use file mil gaye .. phir wo file roy sahab ko dekar aapne bedroom mai chali gayi..
Bedroom mai jane ke baad uski nazar samne wale mirror pai jati hai..tab usko uske mamme dikhate hai ..uske uppar sari ka pallu tha ..
Kya kah raha tha mera mota kaddu ..
Sorry![]()
sorry.. kah raha tha nahi ..kah rahe the ..
Aapne kaan ko pakad ke kahati hai ..
To kya kah rahe the aap..
(Javed )Tere ye mamme bahut mast hai
Aisa kya hai mast Ismai ..
aisa saree ka pallu jo uske mamme pai tha usko hatati hai
(Javed ) Dekh na kitana achhe hai ..kitane gol gol hai .. aur kitane tight hai ..
Tab Nandita nakhare se kahte hai
Aise to us ACP ke bhi hai na ..jo aap bahut chipak ke khade the na us din usse ..aur us dcp sir ke wife radhika ke bhi to aise hi hai na ..
Phir aapne mamme ko dekh ke kahti hai..
Kya mere un dono se achhe hai .. haa hai bilkul hai ..
Phir mirror mai dekh ke kahati hai
Kya un dono ko bhi javed ji ne pataya hoga kya .. nahi nahi mere javed ji aise nahi hai.. thode gunde type jarur hai par aise nahi hai..wo mujse hi pyar karte hai ..undono ne to jabardasti hi karvaya hoga ..agar kuch undono ke saath javed ji ka hua hoga to..ek to acp aur dusari dcp ki wife .. javed ji par pressure dala hoga ..aisa karo waisa karo bol ke .. isliye hi to javed ji taiyar hui honge warna wo to waise nahi hai..
Phir aapne mamme ko dekh ke kahati hai ..
Aaj to tum dono ki khair nahi ..aaj tum dono ka bura haal karne wala hai mere mote kaddu ji .. pahle se wo iske piche pagal hai .. aaditya to kuch karte bhi nahi the ..kabhi kabar dabate the ..par aaj raat tum dono ki khair nahi
Phir kahti hai
KYa sach mai wo bahut dabayenge
Haa bahut dabayenge mere mote kaddu ji
Aur aankh band karke kahtii hai
Aisa hi hai mere mote kaddu ji
Phir kuch sochane lagi
aab mai kaise taiyar hu unke liye ..kya kya pahnu ..
Yahi sochate hui wo aapne wardrobe ke paas gayi ..
Konse saree pahnu .. ye green.. ye red ..
Aise kah ke wo uske paas ki 20-25 saree dekh leti hai par use ek bhi saree pasand nahi aati .. phir wo peticoat dekhane lagi ..use peticot bhi pasand nahi aata ..phir wo bra dekhane lagi ..phir panty ..Par use kuch bhi pasand nahi aata hai..
Tab wo kahti hai
Kya karu mai aab ..tab uske chehare par smile aa jati hai..
Itana kya soch rahi ho nandita.. kuch bhi pahanoge to tera mota kaddu thoda hi tere badan pai use Rahane dega ..wo to utarane wala hi hai ..
Aisa kah ke sharmane lagi
Phir kya nangi hi jayege kya
Phir khud se kahati hai
Tu bhi na tere us mote kaddu ji jaise dhire dhire besharam hote ja rahi hai .. tu itane bade Ghar ki bahu..itane bade businessman ki wife .. itane bade company ki director..tu police station mai unko milane nangi jayege ..
Phir wo smile karte hui kahte hai
Nahi .. mere paas kuch dhang ka pahanane ko nahi hai .. to mai kya karti hu ..mai pahle shopping karti hu .. phir beauty parlour jaungi .. achha sa make up karungi .. phir Ghar mai aake saj dhaj ke mote kaddu ji ko milane jaungi ..
Phir kuch soch ke kahti hai
Par unko konse saree pasand hai .. ye to muje pata hi nahi .. aab mai kya karu ..kya call Karu kya mote kaddu ji ko ..
Phir soch ke kahti hai
Call hi karti hu
Aisa kah ke Nandita jaldi se phone tak aati hai aur javed ko call lagane lagti hai .. par call hi nahi lag raha tha.. call lagate hi Beep beep beep beep karke call disconnect ho raha tha .. tab wo kahte hai
Ye kya ho raha hai
Phir wo 5-6 baar try karti hai tabhi bhi wahi ho raha tha ..tab wo khud ko kahte hai
Ohhh goddddddd..ye mere pyare mote kaddu ji ka call kyon nahi lag raha hai.. aab mai konse saree pahanu .. gale mai kya pahanu .. kaan mai konse design ka jhumaka pahnu ..aur agar maine pahana hua mere mote kaddu ji ko pasand nahi aaya to..ye kya musibat hai
Tab wo phir se call lagane ka try karti hai tab call disconnect hone laga .. phir wo sochane lagi ..aur kahti hai
Ohhhh ggggooooddddd.. ye to call block ki wajah se hota ha ji .. matlab mere pyare mote kaddu ji ne mera number block Kiya hai ..aur aisa kyon kiya hai mere mote kaddu ji ne ..
Phir kuch soch ke kahti hai
Ohhh my goooodddd..kitana smart hai mere mote kaddu ji .. mai phir se call na lagau aur lagaya to mera naam aur number kisi ko pata na chale isliye kiya ..iss mote kaddu ji ke mote khopde mai lagata hai bahut mota dimag hai ..
Phir smile karte hui kahte
So sweet![]()
my mote pyare pyare kaddu ji
Phir wo kahte hai aab shopping kis ke saath karungi ..
Phir kuch soch ke kahti hai
kis ke saath kya ..rani ke sath hi..usko naye naye varieties pata hai usko ..usko hi call karti hai
Gussa kam ho gaya kya nanand rani
Ho gaya bhabhi boliye aap
Shopping aaogi
Shopping..achanak ..thode der pahle to bola nahi
Aaoge ya nahi
Aaoge par muje kya milega
Kya chahiye
Movie chalate hai
Nahi utana time nahi hai
Kaha Jana hai
Wo secret hai
Mujse secret.. bhabhi
Hamare friend ka get-together hai
Mai bhi aau
Sorry rani par old college friends hai sirf
Thik hai ..muje ji chahiye mai waha maang lungi.. de dena
De dungi
Pakka
Haa bhai.. aakhir tere Bhai ka to Paisa hai ..
Tab dono hasane lagi ..
Mai aati hu bhabhi aadhe ghante mai
Haan jaldi aa jana
Haa
Kah ke rani call cut karti hai
