Incest Jal - the trap

[vapasi]

Phir dusare din sham ko ham khana kha rahe the tabhi papa bole

Papa- sarita , ham moovie dekhne jaa rahe hai

Mom- kab ?

Papa- ek gante ke bad

Mom- aj achanak se moovie ka plan

Papa- vo mere sab dost apni biwi ke sath moovie dekhne jaa rahe the, unhone ham dono ki ticket booking kar di hai

Is liye hame Jana hoga varna vo log naraz ho jayenge

Papa- tum chal rahi ho na

Mom- kyu nahi ? Bahot dino ke bad ap moovie dekhne le jaa rahe ho

Papa- thik hai ,

Me- papa me bhi Aa raha hu

Papa- koi jarur nahi , tum padhai Karo, exam nazdik Aa rahe hai

Mom- ha , viraj tum abhi padhai pe dhyan do

Papa aur mom ki bat sun ke bahot gussa Aa raha tha , lekin shant hokar khana khane laga

Papa- sarita , tum jaldi se taiyar ho jao ,

Mom- thik hai

Phir mom taiyar hone apne room me chali gai

Papa aur me tv dekh rahe the

Phir me bhi apne room ki aur jane laga

Tabhi meri nazare mom pe padi , mom naye dress me hot and sexy dikh rahi thi

Aur me bahar khade hokar mom ko dekhne laga

Tabhi mom ne penty hath me li aur pahan Rahi thi



Ye sab apni nazaro se dekh raha tha

Piche se unki badi badi tarbuz jaisi Gand dikhai di , mom ka ye sexy roop dekh ke fida ho gaya



Phir thodi der bad dono moovie dekhne chale gaye

Aur me mom ka sexy roop dekhne ke bad apna lauda hilane laga

Lekin mom ka chahera meri nazaro ke samne bar , bar Aa raha tha

Phir sochne laga ki me bhi moovie dekhne chala jau

Phir mene apne dost ko phone kiya

Me- Rajiv abhi kaha pe ho

Rajiv- ghar pe hu

Me- mera ek Kam karna hoga

Rajiv- Bolo to sahi , kam ho jayega

Me- muje moovie dekhna hai , ticket ka intzam ho jayega

Rajiv- abhi

Me- ha abhi , me Ghar se nikalne hi vala hu

Rajiv- ho jayega

Me- ticket ka payment online kar dunga

Rajiv- thik hai

Me- phir milte hai

Rajiv- ok

Phir mene phone rakh diya

Aur mere chahere pe khushi fail gai

Phir mene apni bike start ki aur bazar ki aur nikal pada

Karib adhe gante ke bad cenema Aa gaya

Phir samne Rajiv khada tha

Phir uske pas chala gaya

Rajiv- ye , lo ticket aur jaldi jao , moovie suru ho chuki hai

Me- thanks rajiv

Rajiv- ok

Phir me cinema hall ki aur jane laga

Moovie suru ho chuki thi , sab log jor , jor se chilla rahe the aur light bhi band kar di thi

Aise me muje apna seat number dhundhne me bahot dikkat ho rahi thi

Phir akhir me mene apni seat dhundh li

Phir moovie dekhte huye ,meri nazare cenema hall me bethe logo pe thi

Aur un sabhi logo ke bich papa aur mom kaha bethe hai vo dekhne laga

Lighat band hone ke karan thik se chahere pahchan pana bahot kathin tha

Mera dhyan moovie pe kam aur logo pe jyada tha

Cenema hall pura bhara hone ke karan papa aur mom ko pahchan pana bahot muskil tha

Tabhi meri nazare ek kone pe jaa giri aur papa ka thoda sa chahera dekhai diya

Phir papa ke bagal me dekha to mom bethi huyi thi

Vo log mere Age bethe the aur me bahot piche betha hua tha

Meri nazare bar , bar mom ko dekh rahi thi

Mom chhote dress me bahot khubsurat aur sexy dikhti thi

Unke pas Jane ka man ho Raha tha

Lekin papa sath bethe hai

Aise me mom ke pas Jana kathin hai

Phir moovie dekhne laga

Moovie bahot comedy thi sab logo ki hasi band nahi ho rahi thi

Kuchh log jor jor se chilla rahe the aur kuchh log sitiya baja rahe the

Tabhi meri nazar mom pe padi aur mom bhi moovie dekh ke muskura rahi thi

Phir thodi der bad moovie ka ek part pura hua aur light chalu kar di gai

Sab log washroom ki aur jane lage

Papa aur mom dono bhi apni seat se khade ho chuke the

Aur unke sab dosto ke sath washroom ki aur jane lage

Mom bhi apni saheliyo ke sath jaa rahi thi

Aur me apna muh niche karte huye betha Raha taki papa muje dekh na paye

Phir papa aur mom dono chale gaye aur me vahi betha Raha

Tabhi mene dekha, mom ki seat ke bagal me betha ladka khada hua aur vo bhi washroom jaa raha tha

Phir mene usko awaz di , aur vo khada ho gaya aur mere samne dekhne laga

Me- ha , tumhe bula raha hu

Ladka- Bolo

Me- tumhara nam kya hai ?

Ladka- mera nam Sohel hai , kuchh Kam tha

Me- Sohel bat kuchh Aisi hai ki tumhari right side pe jo aurat bethi hai us aurat ke sath mera Affair chal Raha hai

Muje uske paas bethna hai , tum apni seat muje de sakte ho ? , meri seat pe tum beth jao

Sohel thoda sochne laga

Sohel-: thik hai , muje tumhari seat vali ticket de do , aur me tumhe apni seat vali ticket deta hu

Me- thanks Sohel , help karne ke liye

Phir me Sohel ki seat pe jakar beth gaya

Phir thodi der bad papa aur unke sab dost samne se Aa rahe the

Phir mene apna muh niche kar liya aur vo apni , apni seat pe beth gaye

Tabhi mom bhi apni saheliyo ke sath Aa rahi thi , phir ek bar mene apna muh niche kar liya

Aur mom mere bagal vali seat pe beth gai

Phir moovie suru ho gai , aur light bhi band kar di gai aur dhire se mene mom ki aur dekha

Mom ka dhyan moovie dekhne me tha

Aur comedy scene dekh ke mom muskurane lagi


Sach me moovie bahot achhi thi , sab log bahot khush the

 

[vapasi]

Phir mene apna hath mom ki aur badhaya aur dhire se unke dress ko upar karne laga

Tabhi achanak se mom ne mera hath pakad liya

Aur meri aur dekhne lagi



Mom- ( chaunk gai ) Tum ?

Mene apna hath vapas khinch liya

Papa- kya hua sarita

Papa ke dar ke mare Mene apna muh niche kar liya

Mom bhi bahot dar gai thi

Mom- ( dar ke mare ) vo kuchh nahi

Papa- phir kise bol rahi thi

Mom- vo Aise hi muh se nikal gaya

Papa- thik hai , moovie kaisi hai

Mom- bahot achhi

Phir mom normal hokar moovie dekhne lagi

Phir mene apni nazare papa ki aur ki unka dhyan moovie dekhne me tha

Phir mene phir se apna hath mom ke dress pe rakh diya aur dress ko upar ki aur khinchne laga

Tabhi mom ne mera hath phir se pakad liya

Mom gusse se mere samne dekhne lagi

muje pata tha vo papa ke dar ke karan kuchh nahi bol payegi

Me Bina dare apna kam karne laga tabhi mom ne apna hath mere hath pe rakh diya

Thodi der tak Aisi hi kasmkas chali , mom muje bar , bar Age badhne se rok rahi thi



Aur me mom ki bat manane ko taiyar nahi tha

Karib 10 minut tak ham dono ke bich khichatani huyi




Phir mom ko pata chal gaya ki me manane vala nahi hu

Phir mom ne dhire se apna hath mere hath se hata liya



Phir mene apna hath mom ki Mulayam jangho pe rakh diya

Aur mom ne mera hath apne dress ko niche karte huye chhupa liya



muje mom ki taraf se green signal mil chuka tha

Meri Khushi ka koi thikana nahi raha

Phir mene apne hath ko aur upar le laga

Aur akhir mera hath mom ki gufa ke karib Aa chuka tha

Mom ki gufa ke karib garamahat mahsus ho rahi thi

Phir mene apni ek ungali khadi ki aur meri ungali sidhe mom ki gufa se takra gai

Tabhi achanak se mom ne apne dono pair faila ke mera kam Aasan bana diya

Phir mene ungali ko gufa ke bahar gol , gol ghumane laga

Thodi der tak Aise hi gufa ke bahar ungali ghumata raha

Phir mom ki aur dekha to mom bahot uttejit ho chuki thi , unko ab bardasht nahi ho Raha tha

vo apne hotho ko danto tale chabane lagi thi aur Aankhe band kar ke


apni uttejana ko kabu karne ki koshish kar rahi thi

Lekin me gufa ke bahar nahi gufa ke andar bhi Jana chahta tha

Phir mene apni ungali jaha gufa ka darvaja tha vahi pe rakh di

Jaise hi mene apni ungali rakhi mom ki gufa ne apne ap muje rasta de diya

Mom ki gufa ke andar barish ho chuki thi , pani ki bunde gufa se takrati huyi bahar Aa rahi thi

Pani ki bundo ki vajah se meri ungali gili ho chuki thi

Mene apni ungali ko age badhaya , tabhi meri ungali mom ki gufa ki gahrai me chali gai

Aur mom ke muh se chikh nikal gai

Me aur mom dono dar gaye

Lekin mene apni ungali gufa se vapas nahi li

Papa- ab kya hua sarita ?

Mom- ( dar ke mare ) vo kuchh nahi

Papa- phir ye chikh kaisi ?

Mom- vo moovie me kaisi comedy ho rahi hai

Papa- bahot comedy hai , ab to hasi bhi nahi ruk Rahi

Mom- ( haste huye ) muje bhi bahot hasi Aa rahi hai

Mom- ( man me ) ap moovie ki bat kar rahe ho , apka beta dusari moovie khol ke betha hai

ek taraf hasi Aa rahi hai aur dusari taraf dar ke mare pasina chhut raha hai

Nalayak , himmat to dekho uski mere pati bagal me bethe hai , phir bhi koi dar jaisa kuchh nahi hai

Aur muje dekho dar ke mare pasina chhute jaa raha hai

Sab log moovie dekhne Aye hai aur ye kamina meri moovie bana raha hai

Kamine ne meri chut me ungali ghusa di hai aur chut se pani ki bunde bahar tapakne lagi hai

Ab bardasht karna bahot kathin hota jaa raha hai , kya karu , kamina rukne vala to hai nahi

Phir bardasht karna hi likha hai

Ahhhh........ohhh.......ufffff.................... Ohhh........

Tabhi papa bole

Papa- kya man hi man badbada rahi ho

Mom- vo , apko Aisa lagta hai ,

Mom- ( man me muskurate huye. ) vo apke nalayak bete ne apke kille pe kabza kar liya hai

Apka khajana ab safe nahi raha , ab tak mene apke khajane ko sabse chhupa ke rakha tha

Lekin apke bete ko pata chal gaya hai , mene khajane ko bahot salo tak apke liye chhupa ke rakha tha

Lekin ab apka beta hi use lutane jaa raha hai , ab use rokna mere bas ki bat nahi hai

Vo meri gufa ko chirate huye andar tak chala gaya hai

Aur me kuchh nahi kar payi , jis khajane pe sirf apka hak hua karta tha , us khajane pe apke bete ne kabza kar liya hai

Mom- ( dhire se ) jaldi se bahar nikalo , moovie puri ho gai

Phir mene apni ungali mom ki gufa se bahar khinch li

Aur gili ungali ko apni jeebh se chatane laga

Mom- ( muskurate huye ) kamina kahi ka........

Papa- kuchh kaha tumne

Mom- vo bol rahi thi ki moovie puri ho gai

Papa- muje pata hai

Phir me dhire se khada hua aur apna muh niche karte huye bahar nikal raha tha

Tabhi papa ki nazare mere pe thi

Papa- sarita , vo viraj jaisa lag raha hai

Mom- ( darte huye ) vo dusara koi hoga , viraj kaise ho sakta hai , vo ghar pe hai

Papa- muje viraj jaisa laga

Mom- bahar chalo

Papa- chalo

Phir me jaldi se cenema hall se bahar nikal gaya aur bike start ki aur ghar ki taraf nikal gaya

Papa- muje ab bhi lag raha hai ki viraj hi tha

Mom- phone kar ke dekh lijiye

Papa- abhi karta hu

Tabhi phone ki ring baji

Phone papa ka tha , bike side pe kar di

Me- ha , papa

Papa- tum abhi kaha ho ?

Me- ghar pe aur kaha

Papa- sach me ghar pe ho

Me- ghar pe hi hu , bat kya hai

Papa- kuchh nahi , vo Aise hi puchh raha tha

Mom- kaha pe hai

Papa- ghar pe hai

Mom- ab tasalli ho gai apko

Papa- muje viraj jaisa laga is liye

Mom- ab yakin ho gaya na ki viraj nahi tha

Papa- ha , ho gaya

Mom- phir chalo

Papa- kaha

Mom- ghar pe aur kaha

Papa- chalo

Phir papa aur mom gadi me beth ke ghar ki aur nikal gaye

Mene bhi apne bike ki speed badha li

Aur akhir 20 minut ke andar ghar pe Aa gaya

Phir apne room me chala gaya

 

[Shivrajsingh Suryavans]

Phir do din ke bad me college me tha tab Kabir ka phone Aya

Me- ha , Kabir kaise ho ?

Kabir- maze me , phir kuchh socha

Me- kis bare me

Kabir- tum bhul gaye , meri Ammi ke bare me

Me- ha , vo muje yad hai

Kabir- jaldi se kuchh karo , varna meri javani Aise hi barbad ho rahi hai

Me- thik hai , mene kuchh socha hai sabse pahle tumhe apne accident ka natak karna hoga aur hospital me Admit hona hai ,phir apne abbu aur Ammi ko phone karke batana

Kabir- tum muje marne ke liye bol rahe ho aur me apni Ammi ko patane ke sapne dekh raha hu

Me- tumhe apni Ammi ko patana hai to me jaisa kahta hu vaise tumhe karna hoga , tabhi kuchh bat ban sakti hai varna tum apni Ammi ko patane ke sapne bhul jao

Kabir- Ammi ko me nahi bhul sakta , chahe kuchh bhi karna pade

Me- phir mene jaisa bataya vaise hi tumhe karna hoga , tumhe bas accident hua hai Aisa natak karna hai , thodi chhot bhi lagani chahiye

Kabir- me tumhari bat samaj gaya aur accident aj hi hoga

Me- chal phone rakhta hu

(Man me ) Mene apni chal chal di hai aur ab jo karna hai vo kabir ko karna hai

Bhai chahe kabir ki ammi beshak chod lo. Par apni maa ko mat chudwa dena.

 

[vapasi]

Phir thodi der bad gadi ki horn baji aur papa aur mom Aa gaye

Papa- viraj kaha hai , dikhai nahi deta

Mom- hoga apne room me

Phir papa aur mom dono muje dekhne room me Aa gaye

Me- ap dono Aa gaye

Papa- ha

Me- (mom ki aur dekhte huye ). Moovie bahot achhi thi

Papa- dekha na sarita , mera doubt sahi tha

Me- kaisa doubt papa

Papa- mene tumhe cenema hall me dekha tha

Mom- (gusse se ) tum cenema hall me kya kar rahe the

Me- cenema hall me ?

Papa- ha , cenema hall me , pakda gaya na

Me- ek minute papa , ap kahna kya chahte ho

Papa- tum moovie dekhne nahi Aye the

Me- nahi , me to Ghar se bahar nikla bhi nahi

Papa- phir tumhe kaise pata chala ki moovie achhi thi

Me- vo papa mene abhi , abhi leptop me dekhi

Mom- (man me ) hass.....Bach gai......ye kamina khud to marta sath me muje bhi sath..........

Mom- ab doubt dur ho gaya ho to sone chale , bahot nind Aa rahi hai

Papa- chalo

Mene papa ki bend baja di

Phir papa aur mom dono sone chale gaye

Aur me apne bed pe let ke mobile dekh raha tha

Tabhi bhul se mama ko phone lag gaya

Mene phone kat diya

Thodi der bad mama ka phone Aya

Mama- kaise ho viraj , bahot dino ke bad mama ko yad kiya

Me- maze me hu , ap kaise ho

Mama- badhiya

Mama- padhai kaisi chal Rahi hai

Me- bahot achhi mama

Mama- tumhari mom aur papa kya kar rahe hai

Me- vo abhi sone chale gaye

Mama- abhi se ? Ham sab abhi beth ke bate kar rahe hai

tumhare papa se abhi bat ho sakti hai

Me- kuchh kam tha

Mama- ek jaruri kam hai , kab se phone karne ka soch Raha tha lekin bhul jata hu

Abhi bat ho sakti hai

Me- ha , abhi sone Gaye hai , ek minute phone chalu rakhe bat karata hu

Phir mene apna phone speaker pe dal diya

Aur papa ki room ke pas khada hokar

Me- papa.......papa.........darvaja kholo

Mom- bahar se kisi ki awaz Aa Rahi hai , kon hai

Papa- viraj , hoga aur kon ho sakta hai

Mom- kuchh kam hoga , darvaja kholo

Phir papa ne darvaja khola

Papa- kya hai

Me- vo mama ka phone hai , apse bat karna chahte hai

Papa- rat ko kya kam Aa pada

Mom- bat to karo

Papa- ha , bolo

Mama- vo kai dino se soch raha tha ki apse bat Karu , lekin kam me bhul jata hu

Papa- ha , Bolo

Mama- vo election nazdik Aa rahe hai , muje apki party se chunav ladna hai

Papa- yaha meri ticket fasi huyi hai , aur tum ticket ki bat kar rahe ho

Mama- apka ticket to pakka hi samjo , lekin mera ho jata to...........

Papa- dekhta hu

Mom- ye kaisa javab hua

Mama- sarita , tum bolo na jiju se

Mom- tum chinta mat karo , tumhare jiju hai na

Papa- ye tum kya bol rahi ho sarita

Mama- party me apki bahot chalti hai , itana kam nahi kar sakte

Papa aur mama dono ke bich election ki ticket ko lekar bate chal rahi thi

Phone speaker pe hone ki vajah se un dono ke bich ki bate sun raha tha

Phir me mom ke piche let gaya aur mera pair mom ke pairo se takra gaya

Tabhi Mom papa ki taraf ghum gai

Aur me bhi piche se mom ke karib Aa gaya

Phir piche se mom ki badi badi tarbuz jaisi gol , gol gand pe dabav dalne laga

Mom ko pata chal gaya vo papa ki aur khiskane lagi

Aur me bhi unke piche laga Raha

Ab mom isse Age nahi jaa payegi

Phir mauke ka fayada uthate huye apna ek hath rajai me dal diya aur mom ke peticoat ko pakdte huye upar ki aur khinch liya

Mom apne pairo ko hilane lagi , lekin mene unka peticoat upar kar diya aur kas ke pakad liya

Phir mene apna dusara hath mom ki tarbuj jaisi Mulayam gand pe rakh diya

Phir pata chala ki mom ne penty nahi pahni

Isse mera kam Aasan ho gaya

Phir mene apna hath vapas liya aur apne pent ki jeep khol di

Mera lauda fanfanata hua bahar Aa gaya

Phir mene apne laude ko hath ke pakdte huye thoda niche sarak gaya

Phir mene apne laude ko azad kar diya

Mera lamba lauda mom ki gand se takra raha tha

Phir mere laude ke liye rasta banane ke liye dusara hath bhi rajai ke andar dal diya

Phir dono hatho se mom ki gand ko faila diya aur mere laude ne apna rasta khud dhundh liya

Mene apne dono hath mom ki gand se hata diye

Phir thoda piche ho gaya

Phir piche se thoda jor ka jhatka diya

Mera lauda mom ki chut ko chirta hua mom ki gufa me chala gaya

Mom ke muh se chikh nikal padi

Papa bato me lage the is liye mom ki chikh pe koi react nahi kiya

Phir mene apne dono hath bahar kar liye aur rajai Puri tarah upar dal di

Jisse papa ko kuchh dikhai na de

Phir dhire dhire mom ko jatke dena suru kar diya


Mere jhatke se mom ki puri body jhatke kha rahi thi

Bich , bich me piche mud ke muje dekh rahi thi

Mom- ( man me ) ye kamina kahi bhi suru ho jata hai , mere pati bagal me lete hai phir bhi apna lauda ghusa diya

Ye ladka kisi din meri jaan le , le ,ga batmiz kahi ka , muje bahot dar lag raha hai

Himmat to dekho kaise muskurate huye jhatke de raha hai jaise kuchh ho hi na Raha ho

Muje bhi apne chahere pe jhuthi hasi dikhani pad Rahi hai



Phir bich , bich me mom piche mud ke dekh rahi thi

Mom- ( dhire se boli ) dhire se........bed hilane laga hai , tumhare papa ko pata chal jayega

Mom ki bat sun ke dhire se jhatke dene laga

Papa ke samne mom ko thokne ki Jo Khushi thi vo kisi aur ko nahi bata sakta

Aj papa se mene apna hisab chukta kiya vo bhi sutsamet

Mom- ( man me ) batmiz kahi ka abhi bhi jor ke jhatke de raha hai

Bed bhi uske jhatke se kichh......kichhh.....ki awaz nikal raha hai

Jaise usko jhatke lag rahe ho

Uske jhatke se meri chut ne Pani chhodna suru kar diya hai

Kamine ruk jaa......bahot ho gaya..........ab aur jhatke nahi sah paungi............

Tabhi mama bole

Mama- chalo phone rakhta hu

Phir mom ne muje jor ka dhakka diya aur me bed se niche chala gaya

Phir jaldi se apni jeep band kar li aur khada ho gaya

Papa- thik hai

Phir papa ne mera phone Diya aur me phone lekar apne room me chala gaya

 

[vapasi]

Phir thodi der bad mom boli

Mom- chalo so jao , nind Aa rahi hai

Papa- abhi nahi

Mom-( muskurate huye) kuchh karne ka irada hai kya

Papa- bahot kuchh karna hai meri jaan

Mom- phir , nyota dena padega

Papa- Aa jao , meri baho me

Mom- ruko to sahi

Papa- ab ruka nahi jaa raha

Phir papa ne mom ke upar se rajai hata di aur mom ka peticoat upar karte huye apna lauda mom ki chut me ghusa diya

Mom- Ahhh......ohhhh.....itani bhi kya jaldi hai......

Papa- abhi betting suru kiya hi nahi aur picth gili ho gai

Mom- ( man me ) vo apka beta isi picth pe twenty, twenty khel ke chala gaya ,

Mom- vo meri picth pe bahot dino ke bad betting hone jaa rahi hai , isi Khushi me picth gili ho gai

Papa- ye , to bahot achhi bat hai , gili picth pe choge , chhagge achhe lagte hai

Mom- phir suru ho jao

Mom ki bat sun ke papa ne betting karna suru kar diya

Pahle hi round me papa choka , chhakka marne lage

Mom- bas Aise hi betting karte rahna ......Ahhhh.....ohhhhh.......ufffffff...........

Papa- ohhhh........kaisi chal Rahi hai betting

Mom- ohhhh......bahot achhi , Aise hi Lage raho

Papa- sarita , mera niklne vala hai

Mom- ohhh......abhi nahi....abhi maza Ane laga hai ............uffffff............

Papa- Ahhhh......nikal gaya........

Mom- dusara round suru kar do

Papa- mujase nahi hoga

Mom- kyu ?

Papa- ab pahle jaisi betting nahi hoti


Mom - ( gusse me ) muskil se mahine me ek do bar kar pate hai ap bas har bar garam kar ke thanda hi chhod dete ho ap

Papa- sarita, me tumhari filling ko samajta hu , lekin pahle jaisa nahi kar paa Raha hu

Bahot try karne ke bad bhi kam se kam ek minute tak kar paa Raha hu

Me bhi tumhe khush karna chahta hu , lekin nahi kar paa Raha



Umar ke sath sath body bhi sath nahi de rahi

Muje pata hai ki me tumhe khush nahi kar paa Raha , iska dukh muje bhi hai

Tumhare badan me jo abhi Aag lagi hai use nahi shant kar paya


Mom- apne to dono hath khade kar liye , lekin me kaha jau

Papa- sarita , me tumhari bat ko achhi tarah samaj Raha hu , lekin kar bhi kya sakta hu

Mom- ap rahne do , muje hi kuchh karna hoga

Papa- kya karna hoga

Mom- ap ne, to bich raste me chhod diya , lekin meri ye ungali mera sath kabhi nahi chhodti

Papa- ye achha hai , abhi ungali se apna kam chala lo

Mom- ungali ke alava koi aur rasta hai kya ?

Papa- ungali sahi hai

Phir mom apni ungali ka sahara lekar badan me lagi huyi Aag ko bulane ki koshish karne lagi

Phir thodi der bad papa aur mom dono so gaye

 

[vapasi]

Phir dusare din subah let utha aur fresh hone ke liye bathroom chala gaya

Phir hall me dekha to papa aur mom dono sath me chay pite huye bate kar rahe the

Mom ka mood achha nahi lag raha tha

Mom kisi bat ko lekar papa se naraz lag rahi thi

Aur papa mom ko manane ki koshish kar rahe the

Akhir dono ke bich kis bat ko lekar bate ho rahi hai muje sunna hoga

Phir me hall ki deewaro ke pas khada ho gaya aur unki bate sunane laga

Papa- sarita , kab se tumhe dekh raha hu tum rat vali bat ko lekar abhi bhi naraz ho

Mom- ( gusse se ) gussa na karu to kya karu ? Ap muje pahle jaisi Khushi nahi de paa rahe

Pahle kaise romance kiya karte hai , vo sab dhire dhire khatam hota jaa raha hai

Papa- tum isi bat ko lekar gussa ho , mene kuchh socha hai

Mom- ( gusse se ) kya ?

Papa- sochta hu ek bar doctor ko dikha du

Mom- isse kya hoga ?

Papa- vo , to , doctor ke pas Jane ke bad pata chalega

Mom- to iska bhi muhurt dekhna padega ?

Papa- tum khamkha gusaa ho rahi ho , pahle appoment bhi leni padegi

Mom- jo karna hai jaldi karo , muje aur nahi sahna , muje Khushi chahiye vo bhi pahle jaisi

Papa- me yahi chahta hu ki tumhe Sara din chaddi bhi na pahnane du

Mom- ( muskurate huye ) nahi ......Aisa mat karna.....

Papa- ab tumhe kis bat ki problem hai

Mom- ( muskurate huye ) me chahti hu ki hafte me ek do bar ho lekin achhe se ho ,yahi chahti hu

Papa- muje hafte vala nahi chahiye , muje to daily vala chahiye jo tumhari koi sikayat na ho

Mom- ( muskurate huye ) daily koi karta hai kya ?

Papa- koi karta ho ya na karta ho ,lekin ham subah ,sham karenge

Tumhari sari Aag jo thandi karni hai

Mom- ( muskurate huye ) vo , to nahi hogi

Papa- Kyu nahi hogi ?

Mom- Aag ko jitani bhi thandi karne ki koshish karoge , Aag utani hi tezi se failti jayegi

Papa- phir to tumhe Bina chandi me rahna hoga

Mom- ( muskurate huye ) me Bina chaddi me taiyar hu

Papa- bas ek bar doctor ko dikha du , phir purane dino ki yad dila dunga

Mom- me yahi chahti hu , apko pahle jaise romantic dekhna chahti hu

Me- vo , to me abhi bhi hu

Mom- purane din yad hai , jab hafte me ek bar ghumne jaya karte the

Papa- yad hai

Mom- Aur abhi muje apne bete ke sath ghumne jana padta hai

Papa- isme meri galati hai , manta hu , chalo abhi taiyar ho jao , ghumne chalte hai

Mom-( muskurate ) abhi ?

Papa- ha , abhi , kal kare so aj aur aj kare to abhi

Mom-( muskurate) sach me ?

Papa- mene kabhi tumse jhuth bola hai

Mom- nahi

Papa- phir jaldi se taiyar ho jao , ghumne jana hai

Mom- ( khush hokar ) abhi taiyar ho jati hu

Papa- Suno.......

Mom- ab kya hai

Papa- Aj achhe se taiyar hona aur saree ke badale mene Jo yallow colour ka dress dilaya tha , vahi pahnana , Aj me apni sarita ko college vali sarita dekhna chahta hu

Mom- ( muskurate huye ) ap bhi na.....kamal ke ho

Papa- Aur jaldi karna

Mom- thik hai baba.......

Phir mom apne room me Jane lagi aur unka chahera khila khila lag raha tha

Papa bhi bahot khush the


Me- ( man me ) muje papa ki Khushi nahi dekhi jaa rahi thi , papa se jalan bhi ho rahi thi

Vo meri sarita ko ghumane le jaa rahe hai

Phir papa ko me Dhol bajane vala dikhta hu

Sarita , meri hai , koi aur use ghumane lekar Jaye ye muje manjur nahi hai

Sarita , mere alava kisi ke sath nahi jaa sakti

Dono ke bich ki nazdikiya mere liye achhi nahi hai

Papa , sarita ko purane din yad dila ke sarita ko mujase vapas chhinana chahte hai

Ye me nahi hone dunga

Kuchh sochna padega

Dono ki nazdikiya muje sarita ki jindagi se bahar kar sakti hai

Mene sarita ke sath kitane sare sapne dekhe hai , abhi shadi bhi karni hai , Aur hamare bachhe bhi aur unka nam bhi sochke rakha hai

Itana sara soch ke rakha hai

Phir ye papa kaise meri sarita ko mujase chheen sakte hai , me bhi dekhta hu

Phir udas chahere ke sath apne room me chala gaya

Phir thodi der bad papa mere room me Aye

Papa- me aur tumhari mom kahi jaa rahe hai, tum ghar pe rahna

Me- kaha ?

Papa- janna jaruri hai ?

Me- ha

Papa- kya kaha ?

Me- kuchh nahi , thik hai ap dono chale Jaye ,

Papa- padhai karna , phir bethe mat rahna

Me- thik hai papa

Phir papa aur mom dono gadi me beth ke chale gaye

Unko jate huye dekh ke Aisa lagta tha ki koi mere samne hi sarita ko mujase dur le jaa raha ho

Ye me kaise hone du

Meri ankho se ansu bahane lage

Me itana kamjor nahi hu , jo har man lu

Mene kabhi har nahi mani chahe kaisi bhi paristhiti kyu na ho ?

Sab kuchh sambhav ho sakta hai , na mumkin kuchh bhi nahi hai

 

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Phir thoda sochne ke bad bed se khada ho gaya

Me- ( man me ) us din ap mera pichha karte huye garden tak Aye the

Ab meri bari

Phir jaldi se taiyar hokar apni bike start ki aur nikal pada

Papa ki gadi dur , dur tak kahi dikhai nahi de rahi thi

Phir mene apni bike last gear me dal di

Meri bike hava me tairane lagi , pahli bar bike ki speed 120 tak jaa chuki thi

Karib 20 minute tak chalane ke bad dur samne papa ki gadi jaisi dikhai di

Mene apni bike ki speed Kam ki ,

Phir apni bike ki speed Kam ki aur dekha to gadi ka number vahi tha

Phir me papa ki gadi ka picha karne laga

Karib ek gante tak lagatar picha karne ke bad bade shahar me Aa gaye

Tabhi achanak papa ne gadi rok di

Aur mene bhi apni bike piche khadi kar di

Phir papa aur mom gadi se utarte huye dekh ke mene bike ko side pe parking kar di

Tabhi papa ne mom ka hath pakad liya aur age badhne lage

Ye dekh ke muje bahot gussa Aya

Phir mene apna phone nikala aur dusare number se papa ko phone kiya

Papa- hello, kon

Me- meri bat narayan shinde se ho rahi hai

Papa- ha , ap kon ?

Me- party office se bat kar Raha hu

Papa- ha , boliye sir

Me- abhi ap kaha ho

Papa- abhi me apni biwi ke sath nagpur Aya hu

Me- party chahti hai ki election se pahle apke sath ek meeting ho jaye

Party ka Admi abhi nagpur me hi hai to uske sath abhi meeting kar li jaye

Papa- abhi kaise ?

Me- koi dikkat hai

Papa- vo me abhi apni biwi ke sath hu , kal pakka uske sath meeting ho jayegi

Me- meeting Aj hi karni hai vo bhi abhi , varna party dusare ko ticket dena soch rahi hai

Papa- nahi....me meeting ke liye taiyar hu , kaha karni hai

Me- apki meeting jiske sath hone vali hai usse bat ho chuki hai ,vo apse milane Aa raha hai



Papa- me unko kaise pahchan paunga

Me- vo bat sahi hai , ap abhi kaha khade ho

Papa- me abhi college bus stop ke pas khada hu Aur bagal me Aam ka thela laga hua hai

Me- Aam ke thele se do Aam kharid lo aur apne dono hatho me Aam lekar khade raho

Hamari party symbol bhi Aam hai , is liye vo tumhe pahchan lega

Papa- kitani der...............

Me- phone kat diya aur switch off bhi kar liya

Mom- kiska phone tha ?

Papa- vo party office se phone tha , abhi meeting ke liye bol rahe hai

Mom- apne kya bola ?

Papa- me kaise mana kar pata , akhir ticket ka saval tha

Mom- thik hai , meeting ke bad ghumne jayenge

Papa- samne beth ne ki jagah achhi hai tum vahi chali jao ,

Mom- thik hai , lekin jaldi Ana

Papa- ha

Phir mom samne chali gai

Papa- ( man me ) ohh....me, to Aam lena bhul hi Gaya kahi vo muje mile Bina na chale Jaye

Phir papa ne Aam ke thele se do bade bade Aam kharid liye

Aur college bus stop pe dono Aam apne hatho me pakad ke khade ho gaye


Papa ke hatho me Aam dekh ke muje bahot hasi AA gayi

Me- ( man me ) La diya na road Pe , apki aukaat yahi hai , ab pura din Aise joker ban ke khade raho

Phir mene dur se mom ko awaz di

Me- mom.......mom........

Mom- ye awaz suni suni lag rahi hai

Me- samne dekho

Mom- (chaunk gai ) tum ?

Phir me mom ke pas chala gaya

Mom- tum yaha kya kar rahe ho ?

Me- vo apne dost ke Ghar Jaa Raha tha , raste me apko dekha , lekin ap yaha Akele? Papa kaha hai ?

Mom- vo unko kisi ka phone Aya tha , meeting ke liye

Me- abhi kaisi meeting ?

Mom - muje kya pata ?

Me- papa bhi na , apko Aise Akele chhod ke chale gaye

Mom- vo thodi der me vapas Aa jayenge

Me- nahi Ane vale

Mom- kya kaha ?

Me- vo me bol Raha hu ki unki meeting bahot lambi chalti hai is liye

Mom- Aa jayenge

Me- thik hai , jab tak papa Aa na jaye tab tak me apke sath khada rahta hu

Mom- thik hai

Me- is dress me ap bahot khubsurat lag rahi ho

Mom- sach me ?

Me- sach me , Aisa lagta hai ki papa ne apki taraf thik se dekha nahi

Mom- ( muskurate huye ) Aisa nahi hai , unhone bhi meri bahot tariff ki

Me- to , thik hai , apko dekhne ke bad koi bhi apki tarif karne se rok nahi pata

Mom- itani khubsurat dikh rahi hu

Me- apko dekh ke Aisa lagta hai ki swarg se koi apsara jami pe utar Ayi ho

Mom- ( muskurate huye ) kaha me , Aur kaha swarg ki apsara

Me- ap Swarg ki apsara menka se kam nahi dikh rahi

Mom- ( muskurate huye ) ab jyada tarife karna band karo , aur time dekho kitane baj rahe hai

Me- 11 baj chuke hai

Mom- tumhare papa abhi tak nahi Aye

Me- me bol Raha hu ki vo nahi Ane vale

Mom- ( udas hokar beth gai ). unhone bola tha ki Ane ke bad ham ghumne jayenge

Me- papa ko time pe Aa jana chahiye tha, karib ek ghanta gujar gaya , lekin abhi tak dikhai nahi diye

Mom- abhi phone karti hu

Phir mom ne papa ko phone kiya

Mom- phone ki ring baj Rahi hai , lekin utha nahi rahe

Me- unki meeting chal Rahi hogi

Mom- lagatar teesari bar phone lagane ke bad unhe kam se kam phone uthana to chahiye

Me- ap apna mood kyu kharab karti ho

Mom- ( gusse se ) unko pata nahi hai ki me yaha kab se Akele khadi hu

Me- ap gussa na kare

Mom- gussa na karu to kya karu , kam se kam ek bar phone utha ke bol nahi sakte

Me- apki bat sahi hai , ek bar phone utha ke bat kar sakte hai

Mom- ( gusse se ) me vahi bol rahi hu

Me- apke khubsurat chahere pe itana gusaa achha nahi lagta

Mom- tum bhi na............

Me- chalo , me apko shahar ghumane le jata hu

Mom- tum ?

Me- ha , me

Mom- nahi



Me- ladka achha hu , irade Nek , mausam hai fist class ek bar soch ke dekho



Mom- ( muskurate huye ) chalo .........

Me- ye huyi na bat

 

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Mom- ab chalo




Me- me koi Aisa geet gau , jo Araju jagau Agar tum kaho..........

Mom- ab kya hai

Me- abhi ap khush nahi hai , apko khush karne liye gana ga raha hu

Mom- ( muskurate huye ) muje khush karne ke liye tum gana gaoge

Me- ha , apke chahere pe khushi dekhna chahta hu , dekho kaisa khubsurat chahera hai apka bas thodi smile Aa jaye to..........



Mom- ( muskurate huye ). Bas ..............ab ye sab drama band karo , sab log hame dekh rahe hai

Me- dekhne do , muje koi farak nahi padta

Mom- tum pagal ho ?

Me- ha , pagal hi samjo


Me- kadam tum jaha , jaha pe rakho , jami ko Asama banau , sitaro ko sajau

Agar tum kaho ..,.................

 

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Phir mom ko pura shahar ghumaya

Mom- bahot maza Aya , tumne jo dance Kiya vo dekhne vala tha


Me- apki Khushi ke liye kuchh bhi karne ko taiyar hu , pyar jo karta hu

Mom- ( nazare niche karte huye )

Me- chalo ab

Mom- kaha ?



Me- ghar pe aur kaha

Mom- tumhare papa ?

Me- ( man me ) apke pati ko mene hatho me Aam lekar khada kar rakha hai

Meri izazat ke bina vaha se hil bhi nahi sakte )

Me- abhi apko yakin hai ki papa Ayenge , vo nahi Ane vale chalo ab

Mom- phir chalo

Phir mom ko bike pe bitha ke ghar ki aur nikal pada

 

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Karib ek gante ke bad ham log Ghar pe Aa gaye

Aur bate karne lage

Tabhi papa ki gadi ki horn baji

Akhir papa ghar pe Aa gaye

Papa- Viraj, tumhari mom kaha hai ?

Me- room me , kya hua

Papa- kuchh nahi

Phir papa mom ke pas chale gaye

Papa ko dekh ke mom bahot gusse me thi

Vo dono bate kar rahe the

Me apne room me chala gaya