UPDATE 1
Beta abhay suno na
beta abhay
meri maa mere room ka gate Peet rahi thi
aur main apne bed pe pada movie dekh raha tha
phone mein
tabhi unke rone ki awaj aayi
main jaake gate khola
koi aur kaam nahi hai aapko
kyun mujhe pareshan kar rahi ho
abhay abhi tak teri didi nahi aayi hai
phone bhi switch off aaraha hai
uski friend ka phone bhi switch off aaraha hai
tu jaake dekh na
kahan hai woh
kaunsi waali didi ki baat kar rahi ho
Anushka
main kahin nahi jaaunga
usi ne mujhse kaha tha
ki main uske liye mar Gaya
phir kyun main kisi anjaan ke liye kuchh sochu
abhay main jaanti hoon usne tere sath sahi nahi kiya
lekin beta woh teri didi hai
tujhe toh pata hai uska gussa
tu hi apna dil bada karke maaf kar de use
kyunki woh kabhi tujhse maafi nahi maangegi
toh main kaunsa mara jaa raha hoon
uski maafi ke liye
na kare maaf
ab maa ka yahi kaam tha
jab dekho faaltu ka rone lagti thi
jaa raha hoon
bas roya mat karo
meri 4 behne hain
aur main ek akayla Bhai
ek aur tha jo mar gaya
meri wajah se
hum dono khel rahe the chhat pe
khelte khelte woh gid gaya chhat se
aur usi waqt mar gaya
tabse main apni family ki najro mein villain ho gaya
teen behen mujhse badi hain
aur ek chhoti
pehli karishma hai
jo ki police officer hai
dusri kareena jo ek lawyer hai
High court mein
teesri anushka hai
jo mbbs kar rahi hai
chauthi kanchan
12th mein hai
aur meri mom rekha khud ek doctor hai
pitaji jo hain woh humein chhodke chale gaye
duniya se nahi
mahine mein ek do baar unka call aata rehta hai
aur woh bas apni betiyo se baat karte hain
maa unse baat nahi karti
aur woh mujhse baat nahi karte the
main..aap mujhe kyun bol rahi hain jaane ko
karishma kapoor ko jo phone kar dijiye
woh dusri city gayi hai
kisi case ki wajah se
main.. address bataiye
unhone mujhe address bataya
aur main pahunch gaya address pe
doorbell bajaya
gate ek milf ne khola
kaun ho beta
main Anushka ka bhai hoon
woh aayi hai yahan
nahi toh
kuchh hua hai kya
woh ghar pe kehke aayi thi
ki apni freind sonal ke ghar jaa rahi hai
ek minute ruko
main sonal se puchhti hoon
aur woh chali gayi
mujhe gate pe akayla chhodke
aisa thodi na hota hai
kuchh der baad woh wapas aayi
beta sonal bhi ghar pe nahi hai
woh bahar gayi aur aapko pata bhi nahi chala
aur phir main wahan se nikal gaya
kahan jaa sakti hai
wohin Anushka aur sonal dono ek room mein bandhe pade the
unke saamne ek ladka baitha tha
jise unhone zindagi mein pehli baar dekha tha
woh dono toh pub mein gayi thi enjoy karne
unhein kya pata tha ki unhein ek psycho mil jaayega
dono ko jab hosh aaya toh dono cheekhne lagi
jiske liye dono ko belt se maara tha psycho
main tum dono se teen question puchhunga
agar ek bhi galat ho gaya
toh tum dono ki aankhein fod dunga
dono ki jaan halak mein aagayi thi
question number one
kabhi apni boor mein ungli ki hai
are haan bhool gaya tum dono ko kahan pata hoga ki boor kya hoti hai
main batata hoon
boor woh hoti hai
jismein pehli baar lund jaata hai
aur jismein lund chala jaata hai use choot kehte hain
aur jis choot se bachcha nikal aaye
use bhosda kehte hain
dono ko gussa toh bahut aaya
lekin abhi unki haalat dar ke maare bahut kharab thi
10 tak ginunga
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2
Anushka..nahi kiya
sonal..maine kiya hai
chalo achchi baat hai
question number 2
seal abhi pack hai
ya phir fadwa chuki ho
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2
Anushka..pack hai
Sonal..meri bhi
question number 3
jo tumhara boyfriend banega
woh kaisa hona chahiye
Sonal.. handsome ho
caring ho
meri har baat maane
main jo maangu
mujhe bina soche de de
Anushka..ek achcha insaan hona chahiye
bas aur kuchh ho ya na ho
handsome caring har baat maane
jo maange woh bina soche de de
abe bhosdiki agar woh ek middle class family se belong karta ho
aur tu usse iPhone maang le
toh kaise dega
gaand marwake ya phir kidney bechke
are main toh bhool hi gaya
tujhe toh ameer launda chahiye
jo tujhe har cheez de
aur badle mein tu use apni boor de
aur phir woh ladka sonal ke paas pahuncha
aur use do thappad maare
sonal rone lagi
Anushka..tum humare sath aisa kyun kar rahe ho
humne tumhara kya bigaada hai
a jyada chabar chabar mat kar
bhosdiki
haan ab tu bata
apni jaan degi ya phir boor
sonal rone lagi
sonal.. please mujhe jaane do
mujhe jaane do
mujhe jaane do
us ladke ne do thappad aur maare sonal ko
woh kya hai tere sath zabardasti karunga
toh rape hoga
aur tu khudse karegi
toh consent hoga
sonal ne Anushka ki taraf dekha
Anushka bechari khud buri tarah se ghabrayi hui thi
tabhi gate knock hua
behenchod yahan kaun aagaya
woh ladka gate ke paas gaya
kaun hai
gate kholiye na
kisi ladki ne bola
achcha hai aaj teen teen shikaar karne ko milega
aur phir us ladke ne Gate khola
aur gate kholte hi ek ke baad ek goli uske bheje mein aake lagi
woh neeche gir pada
woh dono cheekh padi
main andar ghusa
aur zor se cheekho
jisko pata nahi bhi hoga
use pata chal jaayega
woh dono mujhe dekhke shocked thi
main un dono ki rassiya khol diya
woh dono abhi kuchh bhi bolne ki haalat mein nahi thi
main..bahar meri bike khadi hai
jaao ghar
aur yeh baat kisi ko mat batana
main..jaao
dono chali gayi
main laash ko thikane lagaya
aur phir wapas aagaya
bike bahar hi khadi thi
dekh lo is daayan ka
bike park bhi nahi kiya
main doorbell bajaya
gate khola
humari kareena kapoor ne
aur phir chali gayi
jaate hue uski gaand jo hil rahi thi
haaye haaye haaye
main apne room mein aake let gaya
neend toh aati nahi thi
der raat tak kabhi reels dekhta
toh kabhi movie
phir 4 baje so gaya
12 baje aankh khuli
naha dho ke ready hoke room se bahar nikla
ghar mein koi nahi tha
maa gayi thi hospital
badi waali thi nahi
majhli waali court gayi hogi
aur teesri waali college
aur chauthi waali school
main phone lagaya apni waali ko
main.. hello haan
sab chale gaye hain
jaldi aaja
main nahi aasakti
main apne gaon aagayi hoon
main..kab
do din ho gaye
main..toh bhosdi yeh baat kab batane waali thi tu mujhe
tum gaali dete isi liye nahi bataya
main..maa chuda
aur phir main phone kaat diya
bhosdiki jisko dekho dhokha deta rehta hai
aane do is bhosdi ko
chod chod ke boor faad dunga
iski maa ko chodu
aur phir main fridge se khaana nikaalke garam karke khaane laga
aur phir hall mein jo tv laga hua tha
use on kiya
sofe pe.leta
aur phirse tv deknne laga
batao behenchod socha tha
ki aaj chudai karunga
lekin yahan toh klpd ho gaya
tabhi Anushka dikhi mujhe
yeh college nahi gayi
main use ignore maara
woh mere paas aake khadi ho gayi
main..kya hai
Anushka.. humein didi ko bata dena chahiye
kal ke baare mein
main..tu toh yahi chahti hai
ki mujhe faansi ho jaaye
tujhse aur ummid kya ki jaa sakti hai
Anushka..main Aisa kyu chahungi
baad mein koi problem na ho
isi liye keh rahi hoon
main..tune hi kaha tha
ki main tere liye mar gaya
theek hai
maa ke.liye teri jaan bachayi teri izzat bachayi
bas maa ke liye
Anushka..kya chahta hai tu
main kya karu
main..main kuchh nahi chahta
main bas movie dekh raha hoon
mujhe deknne de
woh apne aansu pochhi aur phir chali gayi
main movie dekhne.laga
tabhi mere phone pe kisi ka message aaya
hi likhke bheja tha kisine
kaun
pehchano toh jaane
main idhar udhar dekha koi nahi tha
main pant utaara
apne lund ki photo kheenchke bhej diya
jiske baad usne mujhe block kar diya
movie dekhte time disturb karti hai madarzaat...
