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Huma aur Chain Snatcher #1
Huma apni ammi ke saath TV dekh rahi thi, jahan ek over-dramatic news anchor chain-snatching ki khabrein chilla-chilla ke suna raha tha. Huma, apne mobile me ghus kar, un sab ko ignore kar rahi thi. Tabhi Huma ki ammi bolti hain, “Aajkal chain snatching bahut badh gayi hai. Kal bagal wali Farhana ki bhi chain snatch kar li kisi ne. Pata hai, Huma?”
Huma yeh sun kar chaunk jaati hai, “Baap re! Hamare mohalle mein bhi yeh sab ho raha hai? Kya kar rahi hai police?”
Unki baat sunte hi Huma ke abbu taana marte hain, “Police aur kya karegi? Apna hissa le rahi hogi. Tabhi to itna badh gaya hai sab!”
Huma ki ammi bich me bol padti hain, “Huma, tum college se aati ho, dhyaan rakha karo apna. Samjhi?”
Huma, apne mobile se aankh hataaye bina, casually kehti hai, “Ji, ammi.”
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Agle saptah, Huma college se ghar aa rahi thi. Auto se utarne ke baad wo hamesha ki tarah paidal ghar ki taraf chal di. Dopahar ki dhoop tez thi, aur galiyon me sannata chhaya hua tha. Huma apne phone par gaana sunte hue tez kadmon se chal rahi thi, jab achanak uske kandhe par ek zor ka chata laga.
Uske bagal se ek bike tezi se guzri. Huma ka haath turant apne gale par gaya—uska chain gayab tha!
Wo gusse aur ghabrahat me zor se chikhne lagi, "CHOR! CHOR!"
Bike tezi se aage bhag rahi thi, aur Huma ne bhi uske peeche daudne ki koshish ki. Kuch hi pal bike aur aage gayi thi ki achanak wo ladkhadai aur kontrol khokar ek diwar se ja takraai.
Huma turant waha pahunchi, adrenaline ke zor par. Bike wala neeche gira pada tha, helmet uske sar par abhi bhi tha. Huma ne bina soche samjhe apne lat se uske helmet par zor se maara.
"Badmaash chor! Ye le, aur ye le!" Huma gusse me lagataar lat aur haathon se us par barasne lagi. Uska chain chhinne wale par itna gussa tha ki wo baar-baar use maar rahi thi.
Woh ladka, jo abhi bhi shock me tha, bas apna sar bachane ki koshish kar raha tha, lekin Huma ka aggression thoda zyada hi tha.
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Huma ne girte bike wale ladke ko dekha, jo ab zameen par gira tha aur helmet utar chuka tha. Uska chehra dekhte hi Huma gussa se chila uthi, "Tu! Tu hi hai jo logon ki chain chhinta hai?"
Ladka, ab becharepan ka natak karte hue, apne haath jod kar bola, "Madam, mujhe maaf kar dijiye! Main majboor hoon. Mujhe chain chhinnne ka shauk nahi hai."
Huma ka gussa ab bhi thoda kam nahi hua tha. "Majboor? Tum jaise log sirf apni galtiyon ke liye natak karte ho. Sach sach batao, kyun karte ho yeh sab?"
Ladka ab apne baithne ki koshish karte hue bola, "Madam, meri baat suno. Main gareeb hoon. Meri life me hamesha paise ki tangi rahi hai. Par main sab kuch bardasht kar leta tha... jab tak meri ladki ne mujhe kuch karne ko nahi bola."
Huma ne ek eyebrow uthai. "Ladki? Tumhari girlfriend?"
Ladka sharmaate hue bola, "Haan... matlab, wo meri real girlfriend nahi hai. Wo mere dost ki biwi hai... lekin hamare beech ek connection hai. Wo mujhe kehti hai ki uska pati to hamesha busy rehta hai, aur main hi hoon jo uska khayal rakhta hoon."
Huma ab ekdum shock me thi. "Tumhara connection uske pati ke saath bhi hona chahiye tha! Tum uske liye chain snatching karte ho? Tum kitne nich insaan ho!"
Ladka ne bechara sa muh banate hue kaha, "Madam, uska birthday aa raha hai aur wo mujhse gift maang rahi thi. Maine socha ki ek acha necklace la ke doonga, par mere paas paisa nahi tha. To bas, maine yeh sab kar diya."
Huma ka gussa ab phir se ubhar aaya. "Tum jaise log apne matlab ke liye kuch bhi karte ho. Tumhara koi character hai bhi ya nahi?"
Ladka ne aankhon me dukh bharte hue bola, "Madam, gareeb insaan ki mohabbat ka yeh anjaam hota hai. Jab paisa nahi hota, to izzat aur sharafat sab thikane lag jaate hain. Main to sirf ek bechara hoon jo apni feelings ke peeche bhaag raha tha."
Huma ne ek thandi saans bhari. "Tum ek number ke lafange ho. Ab samajh aaya ki tum jaise log kyu kabhi kuch ban nahi pate. Tum bas apne matlab ke liye jeete ho."
Ladka ne apne haath se sir pakad liya aur dukh bhari awaaz me bola, "Madam, main bas ek chance chah raha hoon. Agar aap mujhe maaf kar do, to main waada karta hoon ki dubara kabhi galat raste par nahi jaunga."
Huma ne thoda socha, "Yeh ladka ekdum hopeless hai, lekin shayad mujhe isse kuch sikhana chahiye."
Huma ko laga wo ladke ko sudhar sakti hai. Lekin ladka ke chehre pe ek alag si muskaan thi—wo Huma ko emotional kar apni chaal chal raha tha.
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Huma ne uski baat pe kuch sochne ka natak kiya. "Theek hai," wo boli, "Main tumhari ek mauka deti hoon, lekin agar tum dobara kuch galat karte pakde gaye, to seedha police ke hawale kar dungi. Samjhe?"
Ladka ne apne chehre par dukh bhari shakal banate hue bola, "Madam, aap asli farishta ho. Main aapki is ehsaan ka zindagi bhar shukriya karunga."
Huma ne ek thandi saans lete hue kaha, "Chalo, main tumhari baat maan leti hoon. Lekin pehle mujhe wo chain wapas karo jo tumne chhinne ki koshish ki thi."
Ladka ne apne pocket se chain nikali aur Huma ki taraf badhayi. "Yeh lo, madam. Main ab kabhi aise kaam nahi karunga."
Huma ne chain le li aur uski taraf gusse se dekha. "Tumhe apni zindagi ke faisle samajhdari se lene chahiye. Kisi aur ki biwi ke chakkar me pad ke apni zindagi kharab mat karo."
Ladka, jo ab apni masoomiyat ka natak kar raha tha, bola, "Madam, aap bilkul theek keh rahi ho. Aap jaise log agar meri life me pehle aate, to main kabhi yeh galat raaste pe nahi jaata."
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"Madam, apna naam to bataiye, please," wo chor puchte hue khada hota hai aur apni bike sahi karne lagta hai.
"Main Huma hoon, aur tum!?" Huma thoda sakht lekin curious tone mein puchti hai.
Bike pe baithte hue wo kehta hai, "Main Raju hoon, madam. Baithiye, main aapko ghar tak drop kar deta hoon."
"Ji, iski koi zarurat nahi hai," Huma ek nazar daal kar thande lekin nazar-andaz karne wale andaz mein jawab deti hai.
"Main bahut khushnaseeb hoon jo mujhe aap jaisi samajhdar ladki mili, Huma jee," Raju apne chehre pe ek chhoti si muskan le aaya. "Sach bataun toh, bazar ki ladkiyan toh aksar gold digger hoti hain, lekin aap bilkul alag hain. Aapne mujhe, ek gareeb ko, apna bana liya... aur ab toh mujhe chori chorwane ke tareeqe bhi samjha rahi hain!"
"Aien? Main... tum...!" Huma ka dimag chakraya gaya tha. Wo toh bas usse samjha rahi thi ki kaise achha insaan ban ke paise kama sakta hai, lekin Raju ne toh uski baaton ka matlab hi ulta le liya tha!
"Huma jee, aap sach mein meri zindagi mein roshni leke aayi hain," Raju ek saans bharte hue bolta hai, "Aap jaise life partner ke sath, main kuch bhi kar sakta hoon!"
"Life partner?! Main kab..." Huma kuch bolne ja rahi thi, lekin Raju ne uska jawab ka intezaar hi nahi kiya, aur bike se nikal gaya.
Huma ghar pahunchi, uske chehre pe ajeeb sa sikan tha, jaise wo khud confused ho ki akhir hua kya. Aur wo kaise ek "chain snatcher" ki "life partner" ban gayi.
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Agle din Huma wapas college se aa rahi thi, aur jaise hi wo auto se utri, uski nazar usi Raju par padi jo raste ke kone me khada tha. Raju ke chehre par ek bade shikari wali muskaan thi, jaise shikaar apne jal me fas gaya ho.
"Aa gayi meri jaan!" Raju ne apni bike se utarte hi bola, aur seedha Huma ke paas pahunch gaya. Uski aankhon me ek ajeeb sa confidence tha, aur wo Huma ko aise ghur raha tha jaise dono ki shaadi already fix ho chuki ho.
Huma ne thoda ghabraate hue ek kadam peeche liya aur udasi se boli, "TUM!!!"
Raju ne apne baalon me haath firaya aur apne usual filmy andaaz me bola, "Haan, main! Tumhare intezaar me kal se yahin khada hoon. Socha tha aaj tumhara din bright kar doon."
"Bright kar do?! Tumhare bas ka bright karna toh mera dimag kharab karna hai!" Huma ne aankhein ghoomate hue kaha, lekin uske chehre par halka sa confusion tha.
Raju ne bina sharmaye bola, "Dekho, Huma jee, hum toh bas aapki khushi chahte hain. Aapne kal itni samajhdaari wali baatein kari thi, bas socha ki aapki advice pe kaam karoon. Lekin ek problem hai."
"Ab kya problem hai?" Huma ne irritate hote hue pucha.
Raju ne apna sir khujaate hue kaha, "Problem yeh hai ki bina tumhare saath ke, chori chorwana possible nahi lagta. Mera matlab hai, tumhare bina life mein maza nahi aata."
Huma ke andar ka volcano ab phatne ke kareeb tha. "Maine tumhe chori chorwane ko kaha tha, Raju. Tum kaise samajhte ho ki main tumhari partner banne wali hoon?!"
Raju ne aise dikhaya jaise wo bilkul serious ho. "Arrey, Huma jee, chori mein aur pyaar mein ek hi farak hai—dono mein thrill hoti hai! Bas yeh thrill aapke saath share karna chahta hoon."
Huma ne apna sar thama aur ek heavy sa sigh liya. "Tumse baat karna hi bekaar hai. Tum samajhte kya ho khud ko?"
Raju ek kadam aur paas aaya, uske chehre par ek shatir muskaan thi. "Samajhte toh hum aapka saathi, Huma jee. Aur yeh baat aap bhi dil se jaanti hain!"
Huma ka bas chale toh usse wahi laat maar ke bhaag jaaye, lekin wo confuse bhi thi aur irritated bhi. Uska mann kar raha tha ki bas ghar pahunch jaaye aur is bande se chutkara mile. Lekin phir usne ek lambhi saans li, apna gussa control kiya aur socha, "Agar iski chori chhut jayegi to ek accha kaam hi hoga. Shaayad isse samjhana bekaar na ho."
Wo dheere se puchti hai, "Kya chahiye tumhe!?"
Raju ne ek bada shatir sa smile diya, jo uske chehre par aur zyada irritating lag raha tha. Usne apne bagal wale purse me haath dala, kuch nikalte hue thoda dramatic pause liya, aur tabhi usne ek Banana flavour ka condom bahar nikal Huma ke samne laharaya.
"Aap to samajhdaar hai, Huma jee," Raju ne aankh maarte hue bola.
Huma ki aankhein surprise aur gusse se phat gayi. "Yeh... yeh kya badtameezi hai?"
Raju ne apne andaaz me jawaab diya, "Arrey, mazaak mat samajhna! Aapne kaha tha ki chori chhod do, aur maine socha ki kuch constructive karte hain. Dekhiye, responsible rehna bhi zaroori hai na!"
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Huma ek pal ke liye bas usse ghurti reh gayi, jaise kisi ne uske dimaag ke fuse uda diye ho. Uska mann kar raha tha ki wapas condom uske muh par maar de, lekin wo khud ko sambhalte hue boli, "Tumhe lagta hai ki tumhare yeh faltu dialogues mujhe impress kar denge?"
Raju apni bike ke handle par jhukte hue bola, "Arrey, Huma jee, aap mujhe galat samajh rahi hain. Main toh bas apni nayi, responsible zindagi ki shuruaat kar raha hoon. Aur is shuruaat me aapka saath zaroori hai."
Huma ne apne gusse ko control karte hue kaha, "Aur is responsible zindagi ki shuruaat ek Banana flavour condom se hogi? Tumhe bilkul sharam nahi hai!"
Raju seedha khada ho gaya, ek serious expression ke saath, "Dekhiye, Huma jee, aap samajhiye. Main chori kyun karta tha? Kyunki mujhe paise chahiye the... Apni pyaar ki pehli anniversary pe gift dene ke liye."
Huma ne thoda sarcastic hote hue kaha, "Gift? Toh ab tum pyaar ki anniversary condom ke saath manane wale ho?"
Raju ne apni aankhein chhoti karte hue bola, "Arrey nahi, wo anniversary ab purani baat ho gayi. Ab toh jo bhi karna hai, aapke saath karna hai."
Huma ek second ke liye stunned reh gayi. "Mere saath?! Matlab kya hai tumhara?"
Raju ne apna haath dil pe rakha aur bola, "Aapko dekhte hi samajh gaya tha ki aap hi meri asli inspiration hain. Aap hi meri life badalne ka reason banengi!"
Huma ne apne forehead pe haath rakha, jaise ye sab ek sapna ho aur wo bas uthna chahti ho. "Tumhare dimaag me koi screw dheela hai kya? Main tumhe seedha karne ki koshish kar rahi hoon, aur tum mujhe—"
Raju ne uski baat kaat di, "Seedha hi toh ho gaya hoon, Huma jee! Pehle chori karta tha, ab aapke pyar ka chor ho gaya hoon."
Huma ne ek lamha liya, phir hansi ko control karte hue boli, "Tumhare jaise joker ke liye mere paas waqt nahi hai. Agar tum chori chhodna chahte ho, toh accha hai. Par yeh faltu drama mere liye band karo."
Raju ne bike ke accelerator ko ghumate hue bola, "Samajh gaya, Huma jee. Drama bandh, sirf action! Ab se sirf aapke saath responsible rahoonga."
Huma ne usse ignore karte hue kaha, "Main ghar ja rahi hoon, aur tum bhi apni life thik karo."
Raju ne dramatic tareeke se uska rasta rokte hue bola, "Huma jee, ek baar bike pe baith ke ghar chalne dijiye. Dekhiye, responsible Raju aapko ghar safely chhod ke aayega!"
Huma ne ek thak-hari si saans li, aur socha, "Agar isse yeh lagta hai ki main iski baaton se pighal gayi hoon, toh ye galat hai. Bas ghar pahuch jaaun, fir iska chakkar hi khatam."
Aur is tarah, Raju ke bike pe Huma chadh gayi, aur poore raste wo uske faltu dialogues sunte hue apne decision pe pachhta rahi thi.
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Raju ne apni bike start ki aur Huma ko confidently bola, "Huma jee, bas thodi der mein aapko ghar chhod doonga. Relax kijiye."
Huma ne apne mann mein socha, "Bas ghar jaldi pahuch jaaun, fir is idiot ka natak khatam ho."
Lekin jaise jaise bike chalti gayi, Huma ko samajh aaya ki wo ghar ke raste se alag ja rahe hain.
"Raju! Yeh tum kahan le ja rahe ho?" Huma ne irritate hote hue pucha.
Raju ne bina peeche dekhe muskara ke bola, "Huma jee, thoda patience rakhiye. Ek surprise hai aapke liye."
"Surprise?" Huma ne zyada gusse se kaha. "Mujhe koi surprise nahi chahiye! Ghar chhodo mujhe, abhi ke abhi!"
Lekin Raju apni hi masti mein tha. "Arrey, Huma jee, trust kariye. Aapko pasand aayega."
Huma ka patience ab khatam ho chuka tha. "Agar tumne abhi ke abhi bike nahi roki, to main chillaungi aur yahan se utar jaungi!"
Raju ne thoda dramatic hote hue bola, "Arrey, chhodiye na Huma jee. Life mein kabhi kabhi adventure bhi hona chahiye."
Bike ab ek ajeeb se area ki taraf ja rahi thi. Huma ka dil ghabra raha tha, lekin curiosity bhi badh rahi thi. "Dekhti hoon, yeh idiot kar kya raha hai."
Aakhir Raju ne bike ek cheap se hotel ke samne roki, jiska naam tha "Hotel Shagun Paradise". Hotel ke baahar ek bulb jhal raha tha, aur board ka ek kone toot chuka tha.
Huma ne apne aap ko sambhalte hue gusse se pucha, "Yeh kya hai, Raju? Mujhe ghar jaana tha, aur tum mujhe yahan le aaye?"
Raju ne apne andaaz mein shatir si muskaan di. "Huma jee, yeh hamari zindagi ki naye shuruaat ka perfect spot hai."
Huma ka bas chale to wahin Raju ko thappad maar de. "Tumhe sharam nahi aati? Mujhe ek saste hotel me lekar aaye ho?"
Raju ne apni haath jod liye, jaise koi gareeb hero ho. "Huma jee, budget thoda tight hai. Lekin dil se sochiye, yeh jagah kitni special hai. Ekdum aapke jaise unique aur simple."
Huma ne apne forehead pe haath rakha, jaise wo apne aap se puch rahi ho, "Mere saath ye sab kyun ho raha hai?"
Raju ne bike ka stand lagaya aur bola, "Aaiye, andar chalte hain."
Huma ne ek kadam peeche lete hue kaha, "Main yahan ek kadam bhi nahi rakhne wali."
Raju ne uski taraf ek puppy-dog expression ke saath dekha, "Arrey, Huma jee, aap toh meri inspiration hain. Agar aap mujhe support nahi karengi, toh main sudharunga kaise?"
Huma ne ab frustration ke saath kaha, "Sudharna chhodo, tumhe ek psychiatrist ki zarurat hai!"
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Raju ke puppy-dog expression aur uske dialogues ka asar Huma ke patience par hone laga. Uska mann kar raha tha ki bas yeh sab chhod kar ghar chali jaaye, lekin uska curiosity aur thodi si frustration ab Raju ke is over-the-top drama ko dekhne ka decision kar chuki thi.
Huma ne ek lambhi saans lete hue kaha, "Theek hai, lekin sirf dekhne ke liye. Zyada close hone ki koshish ki, toh main wahi marungi."
Raju ki aankhein chamak uthi, jaise koi lottery lag gayi ho. "Thank you, Huma jee! Aap dekhengi, yeh jagah ekdum perfect hai."
Hotel ke andar jaate hi, ek chhota reception desk tha, jahan ek old fan chal raha tha aur ek uncle half-sleep mode mein baitha tha. Raju ne confident tone mein bola, "Ek room chahiye, sabse accha wala."
Receptionist ne unhe upar se neeche tak dekha, fir udaasi se bola, "Sirf ek hi hai, aur AC kaam nahi kar raha."
Raju ne bina soch-samajh ke paisa desk par rakha. "Chalega, aap bas keys dijiye."
Room ke andar gaye, toh ek purana bed tha, jiska ek kona halkasa tuta hua lag raha tha. Walls par paint utar chuka tha aur ek kone mein ek chhota sa cockroach bhi chhupte hue dikha. Huma ne disgust se dekha aur kaha, "Yeh tumhara perfect spot hai? Tumhare dimaag mein sach mein kuch kharabi hai."
Raju ne room ke andar entry maarte hi dramatic pose liya, "Huma jee, chhoti jagah hai, par dil bada hai. Aur meri zindagi mein jo bhi accha hoga, wo aapki wajah se hoga."
Huma ab thak chuki thi. "Agar yeh overacting aur faltu drama karna band nahi karega, toh main pagal ho jaungi." Lekin uska ek hissa curious tha, aur ek ajeeb sense of adventure bhi feel ho raha tha.
Raju ne bed ke paas jaate hue ek romantic tone mein bola, "Huma jee, yeh moment sirf hamare liye hai. Aap meri zindagi ki naye chapter ki shuruaat hain."
Huma ne finally har maan kar kaha, "Theek hai, Raju. Jo karna hai karo, lekin fast."
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Raju ki aankh me chamak jo aayi, wo dekhane layakh thi, phir Usne apne bag se wahi Banana flavour condom nikala aur bola, "Responsible Raju action ke liye ready hai!"
Huma ne apne haath se uska muh band karte hue kaha, "Bas zyada baat mat karna."
Raju ne Huma ko gande se bistar par bitha diya, aur uske gale par apna haath rakhte hue apne honth uske gaal par rakh diye. Dheere dheere, woh Huma ke gaal ko chumne laga. Huma chup-chaap, bina kisi resistance ke, is chor ka saath de rahi thi.
Phir Raju ne apne honth Huma ke honthon par rakh diye. Usne socha tha ki Huma thoda to na-nukur karegi, lekin jab usse koi resistance nahi mila, toh woh aur zyada confident ho gaya. Raju ne Huma ke honthon ko chumna shuru kar diya, aur phir haule se apni jeebh uske muh ke andar dal di.
Huma ko Raju ke muh ka swad, jo bidi aur tambaku se bhara hua tha, saaf pata chal gaya, lekin usne phir bhi koi reaction nahi di. Usne bas sab kuch accept kar liya, jaise ki yeh sab ek inevitability ho.
Raju, kameena as always, ne Huma ko chumte hue apni shirt utaar kar phenk di. Fir usne Huma ko bistar par lita diya aur khud uske upar chadh gaya. Gande mattress ki halat dekh kar Huma ko ek ajeeb sa lag raha tha. Upar se, uski nazar kamre me idhar-udhar bikhre hue used condoms par padhi. Huma ne man hi man socha, "Yahan se jitna jaldi nikla jaaye, utna hi behtar hoga."
Raju chor ne Huma ko chumte hue dheere-dheere uski salwar utarni shuru ki. Huma ne thoda hichkichate hue, lekin badi jaldi se apna kamar uthaya aur salwar nikal di. Ye dekh kar Raju khushi se jhoom gaya. Usne apna pant bhi utaar kar ek taraf phenk diya aur ek mischievous smile ke saath Huma ki taraf dekhta raha.
Phir Raju ne apne haath me banana-flavored condom ghumate hue cheeky andaaz me bola, "Huma jee, aapko banana pasand hai kya?"
Huma koi bacchi toh thi nahi. Use turant samajh aa gaya ki Raju kya karna chahta hai. Lekin usne apni disgust chupate hue apne haath se na ka ishaara kiya aur taqat se kaha, "Nahi, main yeh sab nahi karti. Chee! Kitne gande ho tum, tauba tauba..."
Raju uske jawab par muskara diya aur man hi man socha, "Sali, dekhte ja. Ek na ek din tujhe kela khila ke rahunga!"
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Raju dheere se khisak kar Huma ke samne aata hai aur use gale laga leta hai. "Huma jee, main kitna khushnaseeb hoon jo aap mujhe mili hain. Aap meri chori-chakari ki aadat chhudvane ke liye itna saath de rahi hain," usne sharma kar kaha.
Huma ko tab ehsaas hua ki Raju ne uska bra khol diya tha, aur woh usse uthakar kamre ke kone me phek chuka tha. Ye dekh Huma chikh padi, "Pagal ho kya? Phek kyun rahe ho? Mujhe wapas pehnna bhi hai!"
Raju ne haste hue bola, "Oops, madam jee!"
Huma ke bade-bade doodh ab Raju ke saamne the, jise dekh uska dil aur dimag dono garm ho chuke the. Huma bhi sharma rahi thi; laaj se uske honth laal ho gaye. Apne sine ko chhupane ke liye usne haath aage rakha aur dheere se kaha, "Kya dekh rahe ho tum?"
Raju, jo kuch der ke liye poori tarah se sammoohit ho chuka tha, wapas hosh me aaya aur bola, "Madam jee, aap toh bilkul hoor lagti hain."
Ye sunkar Huma ke andar ek ajeeb si khushi thi. Usse apni tareef sunna kaafi pasand tha. Haste-haste, woh khisiyate hue boli, "Jaldi karo," aur apne haath neeche kar diye.
Raju, bina waqt zaya kiye, apne kapde utar kar ek taraf phenk diya. Phir usne Huma ko dheere se pakad kar use bhi bilkul nanga kar diya.
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Raju aur Huma nange the. Huma haule se kehti hai, "Yehi chahiye tha na tumhe? Ab deri kis baat ki?" Ye sun Raju ek kamini muskaan deta hai aur Huma ko pakad kar apne se chipka leta hai. Un dono ke sharir ki garmi romanch ko aur badha rahi thi.
Raju phir Huma ko lita deta hai aur apne auzaar ko uske chut ke muhane pe laga deta hai. Huma zor se chikh padti hai aur apne pair band kar leti hai. "Condom lagao pehle," Huma ne sakht awaaz me kaha.
Raju hans kar kehta hai, "Arre madam jee, abhi dalte hi thodi na nikal jayega. Ek-do dhakke lagane dijiye na, phir laga lunga."
Ye sunkar Huma gusse me aa jaati hai aur zor se bolti hai, "Condom lagao, nahi toh main yahan se jaa rahi hoon!"
Raju ne turant condom packet se nikala aur apne lund pe pehn liya. Hans kar bola, "Ab khush?"
Huma ne ek chhoti si muskaan ke saath jawab diya, "Haan, bahut."
Raju apne condom chadhaye hue lund ko Huma ki chut ke muhane ke paas le aata. Huma uski taraf dekhte hue dheere se puchti hai, "Aaj se koi chori, chain snatching nahi, pakka? Wada karo."
Raju, apne dimaag me ek nayi chaal chalne ka sochta hua, serious chehra banata hai. Usne Huma ka haath apne haath me le kar kaha, "Bilkul, jaane man. Aaj se main koi galat kaam nahi karunga. Tum meri zindagi badalne ke liye aayi ho."
Andar se Raju ek maskari bhari muskaan daba raha tha, lekin uske chehre par ek acchi insaan ki image banaayi hui thi. "Bas tumhare pyar ki zarurat hai mujhe, aur mujhe sudharne ka ek mauka do."
Huma ne uski baaton ko apne dil se lagaya. Usne ek chhoti si muskaan ke saath uske chehre ko chhua aur bola, "Mujhe tumhari baaton par yakeen hai, aur main tumhare saath hoon."
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Raju ne apna lund Huma ke chut me dala aur dheere dheere dhakka dena shuru kar diya. Huma bhi uska saath de rahi thi, kyunki wo is fatichar se hotel se jald se jald nikalna chah rahi thi. Raju dheere dheere apni raftar tez kar diya, aur bina AC ke kamre me dono pasine pasine ho gaye. Huma ko bhi maza aa raha tha, aur Raju to jaise jannat pahunch chuka tha.
Kareeb 2-3 minute hue the ki, Raju ka lund akad gaya. Usne Huma ki garmi ko bardasht nahi kar paaya, aur apna maal condom me nikal diya. Kuch pal wo hanfte hue Huma ke upar pada raha. Jab wo ruka, to Huma ne kaha, "Ho gaya tumhara, to main jaun? Waise bhi kaafi late ho gaya hai."
Raju ne sir na me hilaya aur bola, "Kya baby, kya keh rahi ho? Abhi to hum shuru hue hain. Ek round to aur banta hai!"
Huma bhi acche se maza nahi le paayi thi, isliye wo bhi maan gayi. Dheere se kehti hai, "Condom hai dusra?"
Raju bagal hata kar apna pehla condom nikal kar kamre ke kone me phek diya, aur phir use ehsaas hua. "Arrey, Huma jee, ek hi tha mere paas!"
Ispe Huma apne kapde lene ko jaise hi uthi, Raju uske pair pakad leta hai. "Huma baby, please maan jao na," Raju Huma ko bina condom ke manane lagta hai.
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Huma ek pal ke liye ruk gayi, Raju ke hopeful puppy-dog expression ko dekhte hue. Usne gehri saans li, jaise ki woh duniya ke rahasya samajhne ki koshish kar rahi ho—ya phir, zyada sahi kahun to, apni haalat ke mazaak par vichar kar rahi ho.
"Raju," usne apne haath fold karte hue kaha, "tum sach mein kisi aur duniya ke ho. Tumhare jaise insaan par mujhe research karni chahiye thi, na ki tumhare saath is bekaar hotel ke kamre mein baithna."
Raju ne apne haath jod liye, jaise vinti kar raha ho. "Huma jee, yeh to aapki badi meherbaani hai ki aap mere jaise gareeb, fatichar insaan ke saath baithi hain. Lekin aapko samajhna hoga, mera dil sirf aapke liye dhadak raha hai."
Huma ne usse teekhi nazar mari. "Tumhare dialogues kabhi khatam nahi hote na?"
Raju ne sharmate hue muskan di. "Arrey, Huma jee, dil ki baat hai. Dekhiye, main bina condom ke karne ki baat kar raha hoon, par meri niyat bilkul saaf hai."
Huma ne apna ek bhaun uthaya, uska expression disbelief aur hasi ko dabaane ka mix tha. "Niyat saaf? Aur tum expect karte ho ki main tumhari baaton par vishwas karoon?"
Raju uski taraf jhukte hue samajhdari se bola, "Dekhiye, Huma jee, agar main aapka bharosa todta hoon, toh mujhe chhota mota chor nahi, zindagi bhar ka loser samajhna. Par agar aapki marzi na ho, toh main abhi yahan se chala jaunga."
Huma ne kuch pal ke liye usse dekha, uska frustration dheere dheere ek nakhre bhari amusement mein badal gaya. "Tum sach mein impossible ho, Raju."
Raju ne haath jod kar natkhat tareeke se bola, "Huma jee, bas ek mauka de dijiye."
Ek lambi si chhup ke baad, Huma ne finally apne haath upar uthate hue haar maan li. "Theek hai, lekin yeh tumhari responsibility hai, samjhe?"
Raju ka chehra lottery jeetne wale insaan ki tarah chamak utha. "Huma jee, aapka bharosa meri zindagi ka sabse bada award hai!"
Huma ne apna sar hila kar hasi rokne ki koshish ki. "Bas, zyada baatein mat karna. Aur jaldi khatam karna, mujhe ghar bhi pahunchna hai."
Raju ne ek soldier ki tarah salute karte hue kaha, "Ji Huma jee, aapke order ka palan karna mera farz hai."
Aur iske saath, kamra purane aur khatara furniture ki aawazon se bhar gaya, aur ek gareeb chor aur ek samajhdar ladki ke beech ek ajeeb si kahani apne alag hi mod par badhne lagi. Raju bina condom ke Huma ko chodane laga aur is baar kareeb 15-16 minute ke dhakke aur mehnat ke baad Raju ne apna beej Huma ke kokh me daal diya. Huma bhi kafi maze aur lazzat me waqt bitaya aur uske apne andar se is baat ka bhi faqr tha ki wo kuch accha aur bhala kaam kar rahi hai.
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Huma agle din TV dekh rahi thi, jab news me dikhaya gaya ki aaj phir chain snatching hui hai. Yeh dekhkar Huma gusse se laal babula ho gayi aur Raju ko chupke se phone kiya, fir use gusse se sunane lagi. Lekin Raju ne kaha ki ab wo sudhar gaya hai aur ye sab ab wo nahi karta. Huma pehle toh uspe bilkul bharosa nahi kiya, lekin jab Raju ne kasme khane lag gaya, toh Huma ka dil pighal gaya aur usne uski baat maan li.
Phir Raju ne Huma ko apne paas bulaya. Huma us din free thi, isliye wo Raju se milne chali gayi. Raju ne Huma ko ek talab ke kinare bulaya, jahan Raju ne Huma ke sath sex kiya.
Chain snatching bilkul kam nahi ho rahe the, balki badh rahe the. Lekin Raju ne apne acting, jhoot aur nautanki se Huma ko mana liya ki ye kaam koi aur kar raha hai. Huma bechari uski baat maan ke uske sath physical relationship banaye rakh rahi thi, jo ab kaafi risque hota jaa raha tha.
Raju ne Huma ko jhut ke jaal me phasa ke rakha tha, aur dheere dheere Raju Huma ke upar havi honge laga, Huma ko bhi Raju se kafi attachment ho gaya tha, use jada bhi nahi malum tha ki Raju ne ab ek choti si gang bhi bana li hai, jisme 2-3 log shamil the jo sham/raat ke waqt auraton ki chain snatching kar rahe hain.
Huma apni ammi ke saath TV dekh rahi thi, jahan ek over-dramatic news anchor chain-snatching ki khabrein chilla-chilla ke suna raha tha. Huma, apne mobile me ghus kar, un sab ko ignore kar rahi thi. Tabhi Huma ki ammi bolti hain, “Aajkal chain snatching bahut badh gayi hai. Kal bagal wali Farhana ki bhi chain snatch kar li kisi ne. Pata hai, Huma?”
Huma yeh sun kar chaunk jaati hai, “Baap re! Hamare mohalle mein bhi yeh sab ho raha hai? Kya kar rahi hai police?”
Unki baat sunte hi Huma ke abbu taana marte hain, “Police aur kya karegi? Apna hissa le rahi hogi. Tabhi to itna badh gaya hai sab!”
Huma ki ammi bich me bol padti hain, “Huma, tum college se aati ho, dhyaan rakha karo apna. Samjhi?”
Huma, apne mobile se aankh hataaye bina, casually kehti hai, “Ji, ammi.”
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Agle saptah, Huma college se ghar aa rahi thi. Auto se utarne ke baad wo hamesha ki tarah paidal ghar ki taraf chal di. Dopahar ki dhoop tez thi, aur galiyon me sannata chhaya hua tha. Huma apne phone par gaana sunte hue tez kadmon se chal rahi thi, jab achanak uske kandhe par ek zor ka chata laga.
Uske bagal se ek bike tezi se guzri. Huma ka haath turant apne gale par gaya—uska chain gayab tha!
Wo gusse aur ghabrahat me zor se chikhne lagi, "CHOR! CHOR!"
Bike tezi se aage bhag rahi thi, aur Huma ne bhi uske peeche daudne ki koshish ki. Kuch hi pal bike aur aage gayi thi ki achanak wo ladkhadai aur kontrol khokar ek diwar se ja takraai.
Huma turant waha pahunchi, adrenaline ke zor par. Bike wala neeche gira pada tha, helmet uske sar par abhi bhi tha. Huma ne bina soche samjhe apne lat se uske helmet par zor se maara.
"Badmaash chor! Ye le, aur ye le!" Huma gusse me lagataar lat aur haathon se us par barasne lagi. Uska chain chhinne wale par itna gussa tha ki wo baar-baar use maar rahi thi.
Woh ladka, jo abhi bhi shock me tha, bas apna sar bachane ki koshish kar raha tha, lekin Huma ka aggression thoda zyada hi tha.
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Huma ne girte bike wale ladke ko dekha, jo ab zameen par gira tha aur helmet utar chuka tha. Uska chehra dekhte hi Huma gussa se chila uthi, "Tu! Tu hi hai jo logon ki chain chhinta hai?"
Ladka, ab becharepan ka natak karte hue, apne haath jod kar bola, "Madam, mujhe maaf kar dijiye! Main majboor hoon. Mujhe chain chhinnne ka shauk nahi hai."
Huma ka gussa ab bhi thoda kam nahi hua tha. "Majboor? Tum jaise log sirf apni galtiyon ke liye natak karte ho. Sach sach batao, kyun karte ho yeh sab?"
Ladka ab apne baithne ki koshish karte hue bola, "Madam, meri baat suno. Main gareeb hoon. Meri life me hamesha paise ki tangi rahi hai. Par main sab kuch bardasht kar leta tha... jab tak meri ladki ne mujhe kuch karne ko nahi bola."
Huma ne ek eyebrow uthai. "Ladki? Tumhari girlfriend?"
Ladka sharmaate hue bola, "Haan... matlab, wo meri real girlfriend nahi hai. Wo mere dost ki biwi hai... lekin hamare beech ek connection hai. Wo mujhe kehti hai ki uska pati to hamesha busy rehta hai, aur main hi hoon jo uska khayal rakhta hoon."
Huma ab ekdum shock me thi. "Tumhara connection uske pati ke saath bhi hona chahiye tha! Tum uske liye chain snatching karte ho? Tum kitne nich insaan ho!"
Ladka ne bechara sa muh banate hue kaha, "Madam, uska birthday aa raha hai aur wo mujhse gift maang rahi thi. Maine socha ki ek acha necklace la ke doonga, par mere paas paisa nahi tha. To bas, maine yeh sab kar diya."
Huma ka gussa ab phir se ubhar aaya. "Tum jaise log apne matlab ke liye kuch bhi karte ho. Tumhara koi character hai bhi ya nahi?"
Ladka ne aankhon me dukh bharte hue bola, "Madam, gareeb insaan ki mohabbat ka yeh anjaam hota hai. Jab paisa nahi hota, to izzat aur sharafat sab thikane lag jaate hain. Main to sirf ek bechara hoon jo apni feelings ke peeche bhaag raha tha."
Huma ne ek thandi saans bhari. "Tum ek number ke lafange ho. Ab samajh aaya ki tum jaise log kyu kabhi kuch ban nahi pate. Tum bas apne matlab ke liye jeete ho."
Ladka ne apne haath se sir pakad liya aur dukh bhari awaaz me bola, "Madam, main bas ek chance chah raha hoon. Agar aap mujhe maaf kar do, to main waada karta hoon ki dubara kabhi galat raste par nahi jaunga."
Huma ne thoda socha, "Yeh ladka ekdum hopeless hai, lekin shayad mujhe isse kuch sikhana chahiye."
Huma ko laga wo ladke ko sudhar sakti hai. Lekin ladka ke chehre pe ek alag si muskaan thi—wo Huma ko emotional kar apni chaal chal raha tha.
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Huma ne uski baat pe kuch sochne ka natak kiya. "Theek hai," wo boli, "Main tumhari ek mauka deti hoon, lekin agar tum dobara kuch galat karte pakde gaye, to seedha police ke hawale kar dungi. Samjhe?"
Ladka ne apne chehre par dukh bhari shakal banate hue bola, "Madam, aap asli farishta ho. Main aapki is ehsaan ka zindagi bhar shukriya karunga."
Huma ne ek thandi saans lete hue kaha, "Chalo, main tumhari baat maan leti hoon. Lekin pehle mujhe wo chain wapas karo jo tumne chhinne ki koshish ki thi."
Ladka ne apne pocket se chain nikali aur Huma ki taraf badhayi. "Yeh lo, madam. Main ab kabhi aise kaam nahi karunga."
Huma ne chain le li aur uski taraf gusse se dekha. "Tumhe apni zindagi ke faisle samajhdari se lene chahiye. Kisi aur ki biwi ke chakkar me pad ke apni zindagi kharab mat karo."
Ladka, jo ab apni masoomiyat ka natak kar raha tha, bola, "Madam, aap bilkul theek keh rahi ho. Aap jaise log agar meri life me pehle aate, to main kabhi yeh galat raaste pe nahi jaata."
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"Madam, apna naam to bataiye, please," wo chor puchte hue khada hota hai aur apni bike sahi karne lagta hai.
"Main Huma hoon, aur tum!?" Huma thoda sakht lekin curious tone mein puchti hai.
Bike pe baithte hue wo kehta hai, "Main Raju hoon, madam. Baithiye, main aapko ghar tak drop kar deta hoon."
"Ji, iski koi zarurat nahi hai," Huma ek nazar daal kar thande lekin nazar-andaz karne wale andaz mein jawab deti hai.
"Main bahut khushnaseeb hoon jo mujhe aap jaisi samajhdar ladki mili, Huma jee," Raju apne chehre pe ek chhoti si muskan le aaya. "Sach bataun toh, bazar ki ladkiyan toh aksar gold digger hoti hain, lekin aap bilkul alag hain. Aapne mujhe, ek gareeb ko, apna bana liya... aur ab toh mujhe chori chorwane ke tareeqe bhi samjha rahi hain!"
"Aien? Main... tum...!" Huma ka dimag chakraya gaya tha. Wo toh bas usse samjha rahi thi ki kaise achha insaan ban ke paise kama sakta hai, lekin Raju ne toh uski baaton ka matlab hi ulta le liya tha!
"Huma jee, aap sach mein meri zindagi mein roshni leke aayi hain," Raju ek saans bharte hue bolta hai, "Aap jaise life partner ke sath, main kuch bhi kar sakta hoon!"
"Life partner?! Main kab..." Huma kuch bolne ja rahi thi, lekin Raju ne uska jawab ka intezaar hi nahi kiya, aur bike se nikal gaya.
Huma ghar pahunchi, uske chehre pe ajeeb sa sikan tha, jaise wo khud confused ho ki akhir hua kya. Aur wo kaise ek "chain snatcher" ki "life partner" ban gayi.
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Agle din Huma wapas college se aa rahi thi, aur jaise hi wo auto se utri, uski nazar usi Raju par padi jo raste ke kone me khada tha. Raju ke chehre par ek bade shikari wali muskaan thi, jaise shikaar apne jal me fas gaya ho.
"Aa gayi meri jaan!" Raju ne apni bike se utarte hi bola, aur seedha Huma ke paas pahunch gaya. Uski aankhon me ek ajeeb sa confidence tha, aur wo Huma ko aise ghur raha tha jaise dono ki shaadi already fix ho chuki ho.
Huma ne thoda ghabraate hue ek kadam peeche liya aur udasi se boli, "TUM!!!"
Raju ne apne baalon me haath firaya aur apne usual filmy andaaz me bola, "Haan, main! Tumhare intezaar me kal se yahin khada hoon. Socha tha aaj tumhara din bright kar doon."
"Bright kar do?! Tumhare bas ka bright karna toh mera dimag kharab karna hai!" Huma ne aankhein ghoomate hue kaha, lekin uske chehre par halka sa confusion tha.
Raju ne bina sharmaye bola, "Dekho, Huma jee, hum toh bas aapki khushi chahte hain. Aapne kal itni samajhdaari wali baatein kari thi, bas socha ki aapki advice pe kaam karoon. Lekin ek problem hai."
"Ab kya problem hai?" Huma ne irritate hote hue pucha.
Raju ne apna sir khujaate hue kaha, "Problem yeh hai ki bina tumhare saath ke, chori chorwana possible nahi lagta. Mera matlab hai, tumhare bina life mein maza nahi aata."
Huma ke andar ka volcano ab phatne ke kareeb tha. "Maine tumhe chori chorwane ko kaha tha, Raju. Tum kaise samajhte ho ki main tumhari partner banne wali hoon?!"
Raju ne aise dikhaya jaise wo bilkul serious ho. "Arrey, Huma jee, chori mein aur pyaar mein ek hi farak hai—dono mein thrill hoti hai! Bas yeh thrill aapke saath share karna chahta hoon."
Huma ne apna sar thama aur ek heavy sa sigh liya. "Tumse baat karna hi bekaar hai. Tum samajhte kya ho khud ko?"
Raju ek kadam aur paas aaya, uske chehre par ek shatir muskaan thi. "Samajhte toh hum aapka saathi, Huma jee. Aur yeh baat aap bhi dil se jaanti hain!"
Huma ka bas chale toh usse wahi laat maar ke bhaag jaaye, lekin wo confuse bhi thi aur irritated bhi. Uska mann kar raha tha ki bas ghar pahunch jaaye aur is bande se chutkara mile. Lekin phir usne ek lambhi saans li, apna gussa control kiya aur socha, "Agar iski chori chhut jayegi to ek accha kaam hi hoga. Shaayad isse samjhana bekaar na ho."
Wo dheere se puchti hai, "Kya chahiye tumhe!?"
Raju ne ek bada shatir sa smile diya, jo uske chehre par aur zyada irritating lag raha tha. Usne apne bagal wale purse me haath dala, kuch nikalte hue thoda dramatic pause liya, aur tabhi usne ek Banana flavour ka condom bahar nikal Huma ke samne laharaya.
"Aap to samajhdaar hai, Huma jee," Raju ne aankh maarte hue bola.
Huma ki aankhein surprise aur gusse se phat gayi. "Yeh... yeh kya badtameezi hai?"
Raju ne apne andaaz me jawaab diya, "Arrey, mazaak mat samajhna! Aapne kaha tha ki chori chhod do, aur maine socha ki kuch constructive karte hain. Dekhiye, responsible rehna bhi zaroori hai na!"
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Huma ek pal ke liye bas usse ghurti reh gayi, jaise kisi ne uske dimaag ke fuse uda diye ho. Uska mann kar raha tha ki wapas condom uske muh par maar de, lekin wo khud ko sambhalte hue boli, "Tumhe lagta hai ki tumhare yeh faltu dialogues mujhe impress kar denge?"
Raju apni bike ke handle par jhukte hue bola, "Arrey, Huma jee, aap mujhe galat samajh rahi hain. Main toh bas apni nayi, responsible zindagi ki shuruaat kar raha hoon. Aur is shuruaat me aapka saath zaroori hai."
Huma ne apne gusse ko control karte hue kaha, "Aur is responsible zindagi ki shuruaat ek Banana flavour condom se hogi? Tumhe bilkul sharam nahi hai!"
Raju seedha khada ho gaya, ek serious expression ke saath, "Dekhiye, Huma jee, aap samajhiye. Main chori kyun karta tha? Kyunki mujhe paise chahiye the... Apni pyaar ki pehli anniversary pe gift dene ke liye."
Huma ne thoda sarcastic hote hue kaha, "Gift? Toh ab tum pyaar ki anniversary condom ke saath manane wale ho?"
Raju ne apni aankhein chhoti karte hue bola, "Arrey nahi, wo anniversary ab purani baat ho gayi. Ab toh jo bhi karna hai, aapke saath karna hai."
Huma ek second ke liye stunned reh gayi. "Mere saath?! Matlab kya hai tumhara?"
Raju ne apna haath dil pe rakha aur bola, "Aapko dekhte hi samajh gaya tha ki aap hi meri asli inspiration hain. Aap hi meri life badalne ka reason banengi!"
Huma ne apne forehead pe haath rakha, jaise ye sab ek sapna ho aur wo bas uthna chahti ho. "Tumhare dimaag me koi screw dheela hai kya? Main tumhe seedha karne ki koshish kar rahi hoon, aur tum mujhe—"
Raju ne uski baat kaat di, "Seedha hi toh ho gaya hoon, Huma jee! Pehle chori karta tha, ab aapke pyar ka chor ho gaya hoon."
Huma ne ek lamha liya, phir hansi ko control karte hue boli, "Tumhare jaise joker ke liye mere paas waqt nahi hai. Agar tum chori chhodna chahte ho, toh accha hai. Par yeh faltu drama mere liye band karo."
Raju ne bike ke accelerator ko ghumate hue bola, "Samajh gaya, Huma jee. Drama bandh, sirf action! Ab se sirf aapke saath responsible rahoonga."
Huma ne usse ignore karte hue kaha, "Main ghar ja rahi hoon, aur tum bhi apni life thik karo."
Raju ne dramatic tareeke se uska rasta rokte hue bola, "Huma jee, ek baar bike pe baith ke ghar chalne dijiye. Dekhiye, responsible Raju aapko ghar safely chhod ke aayega!"
Huma ne ek thak-hari si saans li, aur socha, "Agar isse yeh lagta hai ki main iski baaton se pighal gayi hoon, toh ye galat hai. Bas ghar pahuch jaaun, fir iska chakkar hi khatam."
Aur is tarah, Raju ke bike pe Huma chadh gayi, aur poore raste wo uske faltu dialogues sunte hue apne decision pe pachhta rahi thi.
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Raju ne apni bike start ki aur Huma ko confidently bola, "Huma jee, bas thodi der mein aapko ghar chhod doonga. Relax kijiye."
Huma ne apne mann mein socha, "Bas ghar jaldi pahuch jaaun, fir is idiot ka natak khatam ho."
Lekin jaise jaise bike chalti gayi, Huma ko samajh aaya ki wo ghar ke raste se alag ja rahe hain.
"Raju! Yeh tum kahan le ja rahe ho?" Huma ne irritate hote hue pucha.
Raju ne bina peeche dekhe muskara ke bola, "Huma jee, thoda patience rakhiye. Ek surprise hai aapke liye."
"Surprise?" Huma ne zyada gusse se kaha. "Mujhe koi surprise nahi chahiye! Ghar chhodo mujhe, abhi ke abhi!"
Lekin Raju apni hi masti mein tha. "Arrey, Huma jee, trust kariye. Aapko pasand aayega."
Huma ka patience ab khatam ho chuka tha. "Agar tumne abhi ke abhi bike nahi roki, to main chillaungi aur yahan se utar jaungi!"
Raju ne thoda dramatic hote hue bola, "Arrey, chhodiye na Huma jee. Life mein kabhi kabhi adventure bhi hona chahiye."
Bike ab ek ajeeb se area ki taraf ja rahi thi. Huma ka dil ghabra raha tha, lekin curiosity bhi badh rahi thi. "Dekhti hoon, yeh idiot kar kya raha hai."
Aakhir Raju ne bike ek cheap se hotel ke samne roki, jiska naam tha "Hotel Shagun Paradise". Hotel ke baahar ek bulb jhal raha tha, aur board ka ek kone toot chuka tha.
Huma ne apne aap ko sambhalte hue gusse se pucha, "Yeh kya hai, Raju? Mujhe ghar jaana tha, aur tum mujhe yahan le aaye?"
Raju ne apne andaaz mein shatir si muskaan di. "Huma jee, yeh hamari zindagi ki naye shuruaat ka perfect spot hai."
Huma ka bas chale to wahin Raju ko thappad maar de. "Tumhe sharam nahi aati? Mujhe ek saste hotel me lekar aaye ho?"
Raju ne apni haath jod liye, jaise koi gareeb hero ho. "Huma jee, budget thoda tight hai. Lekin dil se sochiye, yeh jagah kitni special hai. Ekdum aapke jaise unique aur simple."
Huma ne apne forehead pe haath rakha, jaise wo apne aap se puch rahi ho, "Mere saath ye sab kyun ho raha hai?"
Raju ne bike ka stand lagaya aur bola, "Aaiye, andar chalte hain."
Huma ne ek kadam peeche lete hue kaha, "Main yahan ek kadam bhi nahi rakhne wali."
Raju ne uski taraf ek puppy-dog expression ke saath dekha, "Arrey, Huma jee, aap toh meri inspiration hain. Agar aap mujhe support nahi karengi, toh main sudharunga kaise?"
Huma ne ab frustration ke saath kaha, "Sudharna chhodo, tumhe ek psychiatrist ki zarurat hai!"
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Raju ke puppy-dog expression aur uske dialogues ka asar Huma ke patience par hone laga. Uska mann kar raha tha ki bas yeh sab chhod kar ghar chali jaaye, lekin uska curiosity aur thodi si frustration ab Raju ke is over-the-top drama ko dekhne ka decision kar chuki thi.
Huma ne ek lambhi saans lete hue kaha, "Theek hai, lekin sirf dekhne ke liye. Zyada close hone ki koshish ki, toh main wahi marungi."
Raju ki aankhein chamak uthi, jaise koi lottery lag gayi ho. "Thank you, Huma jee! Aap dekhengi, yeh jagah ekdum perfect hai."
Hotel ke andar jaate hi, ek chhota reception desk tha, jahan ek old fan chal raha tha aur ek uncle half-sleep mode mein baitha tha. Raju ne confident tone mein bola, "Ek room chahiye, sabse accha wala."
Receptionist ne unhe upar se neeche tak dekha, fir udaasi se bola, "Sirf ek hi hai, aur AC kaam nahi kar raha."
Raju ne bina soch-samajh ke paisa desk par rakha. "Chalega, aap bas keys dijiye."
Room ke andar gaye, toh ek purana bed tha, jiska ek kona halkasa tuta hua lag raha tha. Walls par paint utar chuka tha aur ek kone mein ek chhota sa cockroach bhi chhupte hue dikha. Huma ne disgust se dekha aur kaha, "Yeh tumhara perfect spot hai? Tumhare dimaag mein sach mein kuch kharabi hai."
Raju ne room ke andar entry maarte hi dramatic pose liya, "Huma jee, chhoti jagah hai, par dil bada hai. Aur meri zindagi mein jo bhi accha hoga, wo aapki wajah se hoga."
Huma ab thak chuki thi. "Agar yeh overacting aur faltu drama karna band nahi karega, toh main pagal ho jaungi." Lekin uska ek hissa curious tha, aur ek ajeeb sense of adventure bhi feel ho raha tha.
Raju ne bed ke paas jaate hue ek romantic tone mein bola, "Huma jee, yeh moment sirf hamare liye hai. Aap meri zindagi ki naye chapter ki shuruaat hain."
Huma ne finally har maan kar kaha, "Theek hai, Raju. Jo karna hai karo, lekin fast."
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Raju ki aankh me chamak jo aayi, wo dekhane layakh thi, phir Usne apne bag se wahi Banana flavour condom nikala aur bola, "Responsible Raju action ke liye ready hai!"
Huma ne apne haath se uska muh band karte hue kaha, "Bas zyada baat mat karna."
Raju ne Huma ko gande se bistar par bitha diya, aur uske gale par apna haath rakhte hue apne honth uske gaal par rakh diye. Dheere dheere, woh Huma ke gaal ko chumne laga. Huma chup-chaap, bina kisi resistance ke, is chor ka saath de rahi thi.
Phir Raju ne apne honth Huma ke honthon par rakh diye. Usne socha tha ki Huma thoda to na-nukur karegi, lekin jab usse koi resistance nahi mila, toh woh aur zyada confident ho gaya. Raju ne Huma ke honthon ko chumna shuru kar diya, aur phir haule se apni jeebh uske muh ke andar dal di.
Huma ko Raju ke muh ka swad, jo bidi aur tambaku se bhara hua tha, saaf pata chal gaya, lekin usne phir bhi koi reaction nahi di. Usne bas sab kuch accept kar liya, jaise ki yeh sab ek inevitability ho.
Raju, kameena as always, ne Huma ko chumte hue apni shirt utaar kar phenk di. Fir usne Huma ko bistar par lita diya aur khud uske upar chadh gaya. Gande mattress ki halat dekh kar Huma ko ek ajeeb sa lag raha tha. Upar se, uski nazar kamre me idhar-udhar bikhre hue used condoms par padhi. Huma ne man hi man socha, "Yahan se jitna jaldi nikla jaaye, utna hi behtar hoga."
Raju chor ne Huma ko chumte hue dheere-dheere uski salwar utarni shuru ki. Huma ne thoda hichkichate hue, lekin badi jaldi se apna kamar uthaya aur salwar nikal di. Ye dekh kar Raju khushi se jhoom gaya. Usne apna pant bhi utaar kar ek taraf phenk diya aur ek mischievous smile ke saath Huma ki taraf dekhta raha.
Phir Raju ne apne haath me banana-flavored condom ghumate hue cheeky andaaz me bola, "Huma jee, aapko banana pasand hai kya?"
Huma koi bacchi toh thi nahi. Use turant samajh aa gaya ki Raju kya karna chahta hai. Lekin usne apni disgust chupate hue apne haath se na ka ishaara kiya aur taqat se kaha, "Nahi, main yeh sab nahi karti. Chee! Kitne gande ho tum, tauba tauba..."
Raju uske jawab par muskara diya aur man hi man socha, "Sali, dekhte ja. Ek na ek din tujhe kela khila ke rahunga!"
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Raju dheere se khisak kar Huma ke samne aata hai aur use gale laga leta hai. "Huma jee, main kitna khushnaseeb hoon jo aap mujhe mili hain. Aap meri chori-chakari ki aadat chhudvane ke liye itna saath de rahi hain," usne sharma kar kaha.
Huma ko tab ehsaas hua ki Raju ne uska bra khol diya tha, aur woh usse uthakar kamre ke kone me phek chuka tha. Ye dekh Huma chikh padi, "Pagal ho kya? Phek kyun rahe ho? Mujhe wapas pehnna bhi hai!"
Raju ne haste hue bola, "Oops, madam jee!"
Huma ke bade-bade doodh ab Raju ke saamne the, jise dekh uska dil aur dimag dono garm ho chuke the. Huma bhi sharma rahi thi; laaj se uske honth laal ho gaye. Apne sine ko chhupane ke liye usne haath aage rakha aur dheere se kaha, "Kya dekh rahe ho tum?"
Raju, jo kuch der ke liye poori tarah se sammoohit ho chuka tha, wapas hosh me aaya aur bola, "Madam jee, aap toh bilkul hoor lagti hain."
Ye sunkar Huma ke andar ek ajeeb si khushi thi. Usse apni tareef sunna kaafi pasand tha. Haste-haste, woh khisiyate hue boli, "Jaldi karo," aur apne haath neeche kar diye.
Raju, bina waqt zaya kiye, apne kapde utar kar ek taraf phenk diya. Phir usne Huma ko dheere se pakad kar use bhi bilkul nanga kar diya.
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Raju aur Huma nange the. Huma haule se kehti hai, "Yehi chahiye tha na tumhe? Ab deri kis baat ki?" Ye sun Raju ek kamini muskaan deta hai aur Huma ko pakad kar apne se chipka leta hai. Un dono ke sharir ki garmi romanch ko aur badha rahi thi.
Raju phir Huma ko lita deta hai aur apne auzaar ko uske chut ke muhane pe laga deta hai. Huma zor se chikh padti hai aur apne pair band kar leti hai. "Condom lagao pehle," Huma ne sakht awaaz me kaha.
Raju hans kar kehta hai, "Arre madam jee, abhi dalte hi thodi na nikal jayega. Ek-do dhakke lagane dijiye na, phir laga lunga."
Ye sunkar Huma gusse me aa jaati hai aur zor se bolti hai, "Condom lagao, nahi toh main yahan se jaa rahi hoon!"
Raju ne turant condom packet se nikala aur apne lund pe pehn liya. Hans kar bola, "Ab khush?"
Huma ne ek chhoti si muskaan ke saath jawab diya, "Haan, bahut."
Raju apne condom chadhaye hue lund ko Huma ki chut ke muhane ke paas le aata. Huma uski taraf dekhte hue dheere se puchti hai, "Aaj se koi chori, chain snatching nahi, pakka? Wada karo."
Raju, apne dimaag me ek nayi chaal chalne ka sochta hua, serious chehra banata hai. Usne Huma ka haath apne haath me le kar kaha, "Bilkul, jaane man. Aaj se main koi galat kaam nahi karunga. Tum meri zindagi badalne ke liye aayi ho."
Andar se Raju ek maskari bhari muskaan daba raha tha, lekin uske chehre par ek acchi insaan ki image banaayi hui thi. "Bas tumhare pyar ki zarurat hai mujhe, aur mujhe sudharne ka ek mauka do."
Huma ne uski baaton ko apne dil se lagaya. Usne ek chhoti si muskaan ke saath uske chehre ko chhua aur bola, "Mujhe tumhari baaton par yakeen hai, aur main tumhare saath hoon."
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Raju ne apna lund Huma ke chut me dala aur dheere dheere dhakka dena shuru kar diya. Huma bhi uska saath de rahi thi, kyunki wo is fatichar se hotel se jald se jald nikalna chah rahi thi. Raju dheere dheere apni raftar tez kar diya, aur bina AC ke kamre me dono pasine pasine ho gaye. Huma ko bhi maza aa raha tha, aur Raju to jaise jannat pahunch chuka tha.
Kareeb 2-3 minute hue the ki, Raju ka lund akad gaya. Usne Huma ki garmi ko bardasht nahi kar paaya, aur apna maal condom me nikal diya. Kuch pal wo hanfte hue Huma ke upar pada raha. Jab wo ruka, to Huma ne kaha, "Ho gaya tumhara, to main jaun? Waise bhi kaafi late ho gaya hai."
Raju ne sir na me hilaya aur bola, "Kya baby, kya keh rahi ho? Abhi to hum shuru hue hain. Ek round to aur banta hai!"
Huma bhi acche se maza nahi le paayi thi, isliye wo bhi maan gayi. Dheere se kehti hai, "Condom hai dusra?"
Raju bagal hata kar apna pehla condom nikal kar kamre ke kone me phek diya, aur phir use ehsaas hua. "Arrey, Huma jee, ek hi tha mere paas!"
Ispe Huma apne kapde lene ko jaise hi uthi, Raju uske pair pakad leta hai. "Huma baby, please maan jao na," Raju Huma ko bina condom ke manane lagta hai.
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Huma ek pal ke liye ruk gayi, Raju ke hopeful puppy-dog expression ko dekhte hue. Usne gehri saans li, jaise ki woh duniya ke rahasya samajhne ki koshish kar rahi ho—ya phir, zyada sahi kahun to, apni haalat ke mazaak par vichar kar rahi ho.
"Raju," usne apne haath fold karte hue kaha, "tum sach mein kisi aur duniya ke ho. Tumhare jaise insaan par mujhe research karni chahiye thi, na ki tumhare saath is bekaar hotel ke kamre mein baithna."
Raju ne apne haath jod liye, jaise vinti kar raha ho. "Huma jee, yeh to aapki badi meherbaani hai ki aap mere jaise gareeb, fatichar insaan ke saath baithi hain. Lekin aapko samajhna hoga, mera dil sirf aapke liye dhadak raha hai."
Huma ne usse teekhi nazar mari. "Tumhare dialogues kabhi khatam nahi hote na?"
Raju ne sharmate hue muskan di. "Arrey, Huma jee, dil ki baat hai. Dekhiye, main bina condom ke karne ki baat kar raha hoon, par meri niyat bilkul saaf hai."
Huma ne apna ek bhaun uthaya, uska expression disbelief aur hasi ko dabaane ka mix tha. "Niyat saaf? Aur tum expect karte ho ki main tumhari baaton par vishwas karoon?"
Raju uski taraf jhukte hue samajhdari se bola, "Dekhiye, Huma jee, agar main aapka bharosa todta hoon, toh mujhe chhota mota chor nahi, zindagi bhar ka loser samajhna. Par agar aapki marzi na ho, toh main abhi yahan se chala jaunga."
Huma ne kuch pal ke liye usse dekha, uska frustration dheere dheere ek nakhre bhari amusement mein badal gaya. "Tum sach mein impossible ho, Raju."
Raju ne haath jod kar natkhat tareeke se bola, "Huma jee, bas ek mauka de dijiye."
Ek lambi si chhup ke baad, Huma ne finally apne haath upar uthate hue haar maan li. "Theek hai, lekin yeh tumhari responsibility hai, samjhe?"
Raju ka chehra lottery jeetne wale insaan ki tarah chamak utha. "Huma jee, aapka bharosa meri zindagi ka sabse bada award hai!"
Huma ne apna sar hila kar hasi rokne ki koshish ki. "Bas, zyada baatein mat karna. Aur jaldi khatam karna, mujhe ghar bhi pahunchna hai."
Raju ne ek soldier ki tarah salute karte hue kaha, "Ji Huma jee, aapke order ka palan karna mera farz hai."
Aur iske saath, kamra purane aur khatara furniture ki aawazon se bhar gaya, aur ek gareeb chor aur ek samajhdar ladki ke beech ek ajeeb si kahani apne alag hi mod par badhne lagi. Raju bina condom ke Huma ko chodane laga aur is baar kareeb 15-16 minute ke dhakke aur mehnat ke baad Raju ne apna beej Huma ke kokh me daal diya. Huma bhi kafi maze aur lazzat me waqt bitaya aur uske apne andar se is baat ka bhi faqr tha ki wo kuch accha aur bhala kaam kar rahi hai.
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Huma agle din TV dekh rahi thi, jab news me dikhaya gaya ki aaj phir chain snatching hui hai. Yeh dekhkar Huma gusse se laal babula ho gayi aur Raju ko chupke se phone kiya, fir use gusse se sunane lagi. Lekin Raju ne kaha ki ab wo sudhar gaya hai aur ye sab ab wo nahi karta. Huma pehle toh uspe bilkul bharosa nahi kiya, lekin jab Raju ne kasme khane lag gaya, toh Huma ka dil pighal gaya aur usne uski baat maan li.
Phir Raju ne Huma ko apne paas bulaya. Huma us din free thi, isliye wo Raju se milne chali gayi. Raju ne Huma ko ek talab ke kinare bulaya, jahan Raju ne Huma ke sath sex kiya.
Chain snatching bilkul kam nahi ho rahe the, balki badh rahe the. Lekin Raju ne apne acting, jhoot aur nautanki se Huma ko mana liya ki ye kaam koi aur kar raha hai. Huma bechari uski baat maan ke uske sath physical relationship banaye rakh rahi thi, jo ab kaafi risque hota jaa raha tha.
Raju ne Huma ko jhut ke jaal me phasa ke rakha tha, aur dheere dheere Raju Huma ke upar havi honge laga, Huma ko bhi Raju se kafi attachment ho gaya tha, use jada bhi nahi malum tha ki Raju ne ab ek choti si gang bhi bana li hai, jisme 2-3 log shamil the jo sham/raat ke waqt auraton ki chain snatching kar rahe hain.
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Is kahani ko padhne se lund khada hone jyada hansi aur muskurahat ati hai.... Jo durlabh hai aj ki serious life me
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