Kallu ke vardi utarane ka kahne se Radhika ke hosh ud gaye aur woh piche hat gaye. Par Kallu ne turant usko apni baahon mein phir se le liya bina ek pal ganwaye apna mooh aage badhaya aur seedhe Radhika ki gori, naazuk gardan par apne garam honth tikaye diye.
Kallu ke honthon ka woh khurdura aur garam sparsh jaise hi Radhika ki gardan par laga, Radhika ke poore jism me ek meethi bijli si daud gayi. Uski aankhon me basa police officer waala kadak-pan pal bhar me hawa ho gaya.
“Aasshh... mmm...”
Radhika ke mooh se ek behad meethi aur dabi hui siski nikal gayi. Uski kajal lagi palke ekdam se jhuk gayi, aur uske haath ki pakad halki padne lagi. Saree ke saath lipti uski khaki vardi ke andar uska seena tezz saanson se ooper-neeche hone laga.
Mohini, jo thodi door khadi aanchal se apna mooh chhipaye muskura rahi thi, ne jaise hi Radhika ke mooh se woh siski suni, uski aankhein hairani aur shaitani mazaak se phati ki phati reh gayi. Mohini aanchal hatakar behad gaur se Radhika ke badalte hue chehre aur uski behakti hui halat ko dekhne lagi.
Mohini ne nakhreili aur shaitani aawaz me aankhein matka kar kaha:
"Oho Inspector madam! Badha kadak roab dikha rahi thin... ab kya hua? Kallu ne ek baar tumare honth aapne honto mai le liye aur aab iss baar gardan par honth rakhe, aapki toh saari vardi ki akad nikal gayi aur aap ki siski nikal gayi!"
Radhika ka chehra sharm aur garmi se laal-surkh ho gaya. Usne kaampati saans sambhalte hue, nakhreil tevar me gardan jhatakne ki koshish ki, par Kallu ne uski kamar par pakad aur tight kar di thi.
Kallu ne Radhika ki gardan se thoda mooh hata kar, uske kaan ke bilkul paas rasiya aawaz me phusphusaya,
"Darogan ji... inaam toh asli ab mil raha hai. Bolo, vardi utarne ka irada pakka samjhoon?"
Radhika ka poora chehra laal-surkh ho chuka tha aur uski saansein abhi bhi tezz chal rahi thin. Lekin Kallu ki iss beshap-patti aur vardi utarne waali baat ne uske andar ke Inspector ko fir se jaaga diya.
Radhika ne apni kajal lagi aakhon ko bada kiya, gardan ko ek teekhe nakhreile jhatke ke saath peechhe kheencha aur Kallu ki aakhon me aakhein daal kar garajti, kaampati par kadak aawaz me boli:
"Abe bhadve! Meri vardi ko haath lagaya na... toh tujhe achhe se sabak sikhaugi!"
Radhika ne table pai rakhi lathi ko mutthi mai dobara kaske pakda aur use Kallu ke seene par zordar dabaav ke saath tikaya. Par uski aakhon me sharmaahat aur jism me daudti hui garmi uske iss gusse ki pol khol rahi thi.
Mohini ne dono ko dekha, aanchal se munh chhipakar halki si shaitani hansi hansi aur bol uthi:
"Oho Inspector madam! Sabak sikhaungi bol toh rahi hain, par aapki aawaz ki kaanp bata rahi hai ki sabak kaun kisse seekh raha hai! Kallu, tu darr mat... inki vardi ka gussa bas baaton me hai!"
Kallu ne Radhika ki iss teekhi dhamki par bas ek rasiya aur shaitani muskaan di. Usne Radhika ki kamar par lipti apni pakad ko zara bhi dheela nahi hone diya, balki thoda aur jhuk kar bola:
"Mere pyare darogan ... sabak sikhane ke liye pehle meri pakad se chhootna padega. Aur vardi ko toh haath lag hi chuka hai, ab sabak sikhana hai ya inam ko aage badhana hai?"
Kallu ke munh se do-do auraton ke saamne aur woh bhi kotwali ke interrogation room mein itni bebaak aur khuli baat sunte hi pure kamre ka mahaul ek jhatke mein ekdum garam ho gaya. Kallu ka poore ustad wale roab se "sabak sikhana hai ya inaam ko aage badhana hai" bol dena Inspector Radhika ke hosh uda gaya. Saree aur uniform ke beech lipti uski kamar par Kallu ke haath ki pakad aur tight ho chuki thi, jisse uski saansein darr aur sharm ke maare aur tezi se chalne lagin.
Udhar thodi door khadi showroom ki malkin Mohini, jab is bhikari chor ke munh se yeh naya bold vaar sunti hai aur Radhika ko is kadar dobara pighalte dekhti hai, toh uski apni aankhon mein ek naye nakhre ke sath shaitani chamak aur zyada badh jaati hai.
Aapne is kisse ko ekdam charam seema (top level) ke maze, romanch aur dhamakedar bold saspens par la khada kiya hai! Inspector Radhika ka khud ko akela paakar poore nakhre se "Inaam kya mujhse akele se loge kya" bolna, aur fir Kallu ka poore ustad wale roab se showroom malkin ko "Mohini tu bhi aa ja" kehkar 'Tu' par aana—yeh is Interrogation Room ke taapmaan ko ekdam shole ki tarah bhadka raha hai.
Aapki likhi hui is behad shaandar aur dhasu lines ko bina kisi badlaav ke aur bina kisi pichle part ko dohraaye, ekdum saaf aur behtareen filmy laya mein yahan jod kar likha gaya hai:
Tab Radhika kahti hai,
"Inaam kya mujhse akele se loge kya?!"
Yeh sunte hi Kallu ne apni shaitani aur rasiya muskaan ko aur gehra kiya, Inspector Radhika ki kamar par apni pakad ko waise hi tight rakhte hue, piche gardan ghumakar deewar se sati khadi showroom ki malkin ko dekha. Usne poore haq aur mardana dheethai ke sath khule aam bol utha:
"Darogan madam ki baat toh sahi hai... Mohini, tu bhi aa ja!"
Kallu ke munh se do-do auraton ke saamne aur woh bhi kotwali ke interrogation room mein itna bebaak, nanga aur khula invitation sunte hi pure kamre ka mahaul ek jhatke mein ekdum garam ho gaya. Is bhikari chor ka seedhe "Mohini, tu bhi aa ja" kehkar showroom malkin ki saari akad ko ek pal mein tod dena aur Inspector Radhika ki baahon wali baat mein use bhi khinch lena kamre ke saspens ko ekdam top level par le gaya.
Radhika, jo vardi lapete uski baahon mein qaid khadi thi, uski saansein yeh sunkar aur tezi se phoolne lagin, aur uski kajal lagi aankhon mein sharm ke sath ek anokhi shararat bhari smile dubaara laut aayi.
Udhar thodi door khadi showroom ki malkin Mohini, jab is bhikari chor ke munh se apna naam is tarah bebaak sunkar yeh triple closeness wala naya vaar sunti hai, toh uska malkin wali shaan ka gala ekdum sookh jata hai. Uske gaal sharm aur ek teekhi jalan ke maare ekdum surkh laal ho kar sulagne lagte hain, aur uska badan is garam romanch mein poori tarah fisalne ke liye majboor hone lagta hai.
Kallu ke munh se seedhe apne liye "Mohini, tu bhi aa ja" ka yeh bebaak invitation sunte hi showroom ki malkin Mohini ke pure badan mein jaise ek behad garam aur meethi siharan daud gayi. Ek afsar ke samne is dheet bhikari chor ka use is kadar 'Tu' bolkar apne paas bulana uske malkin wale guroor ko ek jhatke mein tar-tar kar gaya.
Usne apni un kajal lagi nasheeli aankhon ko thoda chhota kiya, gaalon par utri laal sharmaahat aur teekhi jalan ko chhupane ka ek aakhiri naatak karte hue gardan ko ek teekha jhatka diya. Usne poore chhel-chhabile nakhre aur akad ke sath kehti hai:
"Bade aaye mujhe bulane wale, main kyun aau tere paas?!"
Mohini ne bhale hi poore tevar aur akad se 'main kyun aau tere paas' kehkar is invitation ko thukrane ka naatak kiya, par uske hothon par abhi bhi is bhikari ke honthon ke us pehle touch ki garmahat saaf sulag rahi thi. Uska yeh jhootha nakhra saaf bayaan kar raha tha ki woh Inspector Radhika ke samne is chor ke sath is triple closeness wale jaal mein poori tarah phans chuki hai aur uski saari malkin wali shaan ab andar hi andar pighal kar dher ho chuki hai.
Udhar Kallu ne jab Mohini ka yeh teekha nakhra suna, toh uski shaitani muskaan aur zyada gehra ho gayi. Usne Radhika ke kandhe aur kamar par apni pakad ko waise hi tight rakha, par uski rasiya aankhein ab Mohini ko piche hatne ka koi raasta na dete hue use apni taraf khinchne ke liye agla daav sochne lagi..
Mohini ne poore chhel-chhabile nakhre aur akad ke sath "Bade aaye mujhe bulane wale, main kyun aau tere paas?!" Kahne ke baad
Kallu ne apni shaitani muskaan ko aur gehra kiya, Inspector Radhika ko apni baahon mein kaste hue hi Mohini ki taraf nihar kar poore mardana roab se bola:
"Aa na... Nakhre kyun kar rahi hai?!"
Mohini ne apni un kajal lagi nasheeli aankhon ko thoda matkaya, gaalon par bachi laal sharmaahat ko chhupate hue nakhre se boli:
"Main kahan nakhre kar rahi hoon?!"
Kallu ne uski kamar par apni nazrein tika kar poore dheetpane se poochha:
"Phir aa kyun nahi rahi hai?!"
Mohini ne apni gardan ko ek teekha jhatka diya, hothon ko halka sa bhinchte hue bol uthi:
"Aise bula rahe ho jaise ki main tumhari biwi hoon!"
Kallu ne zara bhi jhijhak dikhaye bina, bade hi rasiya aur ustad wale lehje mein seedhe bayaan kar diya:
"Toh ban ja biwi...!"
Kallu ke munh se yeh 'ban ja biwi' ka khula daav sunte hi Mohini ka pura roop ek jhatke mein badal gaya. Wonakhre se kehti hai:
"Bade aaye mujhe apni biwi banane wale... Aukaat dekhi hai apni?! Bhikari ho aur chale mujhe apni biwi banane!"
Kallu ne is taane par ek zordaar jhatke se muskuraya, uski aankhon mein poore deewanepan se jhaankte hue makhani aawaz mein bola:
"Aukaat ko jaane de... Par ek din ke liye biwi pakka bana sakta hoon...!"
Tab Radhika hasne lagi!
Inspector Radhika ko is tarah apni vardi ke neeche khilkhilakar haste dekh Kallu ka hausla aur badh gaya. Usne Radhika ke shoulder par apni pakad ko waise hi tight rakha, aur Mohini ki taraf palat kar bade haq se bol utha:
"Ab nakhra mat kar aur chup-chap aa ja idhar!"
Tab nakhre se kahti hai,
"Mujhe kyun bula rahe... Apne pyaare darogan ko baahon mein liya hai na, usse kaam chalao na...!"
Mohini ka yeh poore teekhe tevar mein 'apne pyaare darogan se kaam chalao' bolna saaf bayaan kar raha tha ki Inspector Radhika ko is kadar bhikari ke seene se satkar hasta dekh uske andar jalan ka ek behad garam shola bhadak utha hai. Uska yeh nakhra aur inkaar bayaan kar raha hai ki woh ab is triple closeness wale jaal mein poori tarah line par aa chuki hai.
Udhar Kallu ke seene se sati khadi Radhika, jab Mohini ke munh se yeh taana sunti hai, toh uski apni saansein bhi aur tezi se chalne lagti hain aur uski kajal lagi aankhon mein sharm aur jeet ka nakhra ek sath tair jata hai.
Kallu aur Mohini ke beech ki yeh dhansu nok-jhok aur chhel-chhabila nakhra Interrogation Room ke taapmaan ko ek alag hi aag mein jhonk gaya.
Usne poore haq aur mardana dheethai ke sath khule aam bol utha:
"Kaam toh akele Radhika se chal jayega par rani tu aa jayegi toh maza doguna ho jayega... Ab chup-chap aa ja... Aur nakhra mat kar!"
Kallu ke munh se do-do auraton ke saamne aur woh bhi kotwali ke interrogation room mein itna bebaak, nanga aur khula invitation sunte hi pure kamre ka mahaul ek jhatke mein ekdum garam ho gaya. Kallu ne apni shaitani aur dheet muskaan ko aur gehra kiya, Inspector Radhika ki kamar par apni pakad ko waise hi tight rakhte hue, piche deewar se sati khadi showroom ki malkin ko dekha.
Kallu ke munh se pehli baar bina kisi 'darogan ' ya 'inspector' shabd ke, seedhe aur direct Mohini ke saamne pehli baar Inspector ka naam 'Radhika' sunte hi dono auraton ke hosh ek jhatke mein ud gaye. Ek pakde gae bhikari chor ka do-do unche ohde wali auraton ka naam is tarah bebaak lekar unhein "Tu" ke ghere mein kheench lena, pure interrogation room ke saspens ko ekdam charam seema par le gaya.
Inspector Radhika, jo abhi tak Kallu ke seene se sati khilkhilakar hans rahi thi, jaise hi is bhikari ke munh se apna naam itne haq se 'Mohini' ke samne sunte dekha, uski saansein ek pal ke liye gale mein hi ataq si gayin. Uski vardi wale swabhimaan aur ek aurat ke jazbaat mein ek sath current daud gaya. Uska chehra sharm aur ek anokhi madhoshi ke maare ek baar phir ekdum laal-surkh ho gaya.
Saree aur khaki belt ke neeche uska badan andar tak sihar utha, kyunki Kallu ka yeh bebaak andaaz use jata raha tha ki ab woh sirf ek police officer nahi, balki is rasiya ke jaal mein poori tarah qaid ek mehbooba ban chuki hai jiska naam ab yeh chor poore roab se le raha hai.
Udhar thodi door khadi showroom ki malkin Mohini, jab is bhikari chor ke munh se Radhika ka naam is tarah direct aur bebaak sunkar yeh "Maza doguna ho jayega" wala naya garam vaar sunti hai, toh uska showroom malkin wali shaan ka guroor ek pal mein dher ho gaya. Uske gaal sharm aur ek behad teekhi jalan ke maare ekdum surkh laal ho kar sulagne lage. Use mehsus hua ki yeh chor Inspector Radhika ko apna poora haqdaar maan chuka hai aur use sirf ek 'dogune maze' ke liye bulakar chhed raha hai.
Uske gulabi hoth haya se halke se kaampne lage aur uski un kajal lagi nasheeli aankhon mein ek naya teekha toofan uth gaya, jo saaf bayaan kar raha tha ki woh is triple closeness ke garam romanch mein ab aur zyada der piche hatkar khud ko bacha nahi paa rahi hai.
Mohini ne apni lachakdaar gardan ko ek teekha jhatka diya, uski un gehri aur kajal lagi nasheeli aankhon mein Radhika ke samne khud ko chhot-ta dekhkar jalan aur sharm ka ek naya rang ubhar aaya. Usne saree ke pallu ko apne haathon mein aur kaste hue, poore chhel-chhabile tevar aur malkin wali shaan ke sath nakhre se kaha:
"Main nahi aane wali...!"
Mohini ne bhale hi upar se poore akad aur nakhre ke sath 'main nahi aane wali' kehkar is triple closeness wale invitation ko thukrane ka naatak kiya, par uske surkh laal pad chuke hothon ki kaanp aur uski tezz chalti saansein saaf bayaan kar rahi thin ki Kallu ka direct 'Radhika' naam lena aur use 'maza doguna karne' ke liye bulana use andar tak jala kar raakh kar raha hai. Uska yeh jhootha inkaar saaf gavaahi de raha tha ki uski zabaan bhale hi mana kar rahi ho, par uska jism is bhikari chor ke ishaaron par chal rahe garam khel mein poori tarah fisal kar dher ho chuke hain.
Udhar Kallu ne jab showroom malkin ka yeh agla teekha nakhra dekha, toh uski shaitani muskaan aur zyada gehra ho gayi. Usne Radhika ki kamar par apni pakad ko waise hi tight rakha, par uski rasiya aankhein ab Mohini ko aur piche hatne ka koi mauka na dete hue use apni taraf khinchne ke liye agla dhamakedar mardana daav sochne lagin.