AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF SHILPA RAWAT SANVY KO APNE LIFE KA SABSE DARK SECRET BATATI HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF SANVY KHANAK SE KUCH
KUBOOLNAAME LETA HAI.
AB AAGE:-
CHAPTER-1
(ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)
UPDATE-24
DATE-1ST JULY
SIR,I WAS THINKING,INTEREST PER ANNUM APF KE MUKAABLE ULIP AUR PPF KA ZYADA FLEXIBLE HONA CHAHIYE...BUT USME BHI INTEREST EK IMPORTANT CRITERIA KE BASE PAR DIFFER KARNA CHAHIYE JISSE RETURN MARGINE PERCENTAGE TOH ALAG ALAG AAYEGI PAR 100 PERCENT RETURN OF LOAN AMOUNT KE CHANCES KAAFI BADH JAAYENGE..
kaafi der se teeno hi national level loan schemes ke layout ko checkout karti VERONICA ne us layout par nazar gadaye rakh kuch sochte hue ye saari baatein kahi par jab kuch seconds baad bhi HARISH se koi response nahi mila toh saamne uski taraf dekha unhone jo unhe hi dekh raha tha..
VERONICA-kya hua sir..???
HARISH-dekh raha hun ki itni brilliant minded hone ke baad bhi cheezen bhul rahi hain aap..!!!
VERONICA-bhul rahi hun..!!!kya...???
HARISH-yahi ki aapke saamne baitha saksh pehle ki tarah sirf B.O.B manager nahi balki ab aapka dost bhi hai aur doston ko sir nahi kaha karte...
yaa ab tak dost nahi maana aapne mujhe...???
pichle do hafte se saath kaam kar rahe the un teeno loan projects par HARISH aur VERONICA...
is dauran halke open bhi ho chuke the dono ek dusre se.. offical aur formal connection ke saath HARISH ki badhayi friendship ki request ko bade saadgi se haan kaha tha VERONICA ne par ab bhi woh usse sir kehkar hi bulati aayi thi aur isiliye ye shikayat ki thi HARISH ne jispar halki smile ki VERONICA ne jiske baad...
VERONICA-friendship apni jagah hai aur profession apni jagah..yahan bank me mai ek field officer hun aur aap bank manager...
ohda aapka bada hai mujhse isiliye sir hi suitable word hai mera aapke liye..
RAJESH-field officer ka aapka ye post aapki pehchan nahi balki aapki choice hai..
ye mai aur aap dono hi jaante hain ki agar aap chahti toh abhi us post par hoti jahan aapse milne ke liye mujhe bhi appointment lena padta...
toh is tarah se we are even...mai post me aapse senior hun toh aap experience aur expertise me mujhse kahin aage hain..
aur is lihaz se we are equals aur equals ek dusre ko sir aur ma'am kehkar nahi,friends ke hisaab se baat karte hain..
VERONICA-ek simple se call out gesture ke liye itna bada explanation...
fine RAJESH...aise hi naam se bulaungi ab tumhe..khush...!!!
RAJESH-very...
VERONICA ka pehli baar yun informal ho usse naam se pukaarne se RAJESH ke face par ek victory smile naach uthi thi...
RAJESH-toh ab batao VERONICA,kya suggest kar rahi thi tum teeno plans ke baare me..
VERONICA-arre haan...toh mai ye keh rahi thi ki ULIP aur PPF hamari tarah civilians ke liye hain..
both job aur business sectors ke liye..
but as we know kyunki ab business sectors me G.S.T ne excise,sales,payroll,in sabhi taxes ko take over karke one tax kar diya hai jisse business sector ko faayda bhi diya hai par nuksaan bhi..
small scale me 20 lakhs ki limit set ki hai government ne par digital transaction itna karte hi nahi factory owners...
A.T,B.T tax ko bhi G.S.T ne ek tarah se over shadow kar diya hai...
wahin dusri taraf job oriented logon ko kyunki zyadatar salary payslip ke through hoti hai isiliye tax deduction process me ye sector business waalon se zyada authentic hote hain...
isiliye mai soch rahi hun ki ULIP aur PPF dono me job sectors waalon ko 1 percent ka extra advantage mile...
RAJESH-hmm...ULIP toh thik hai par is deduction plan se PPF plan ka profit ratio bigad sakta hai..
VERONICA-nahi bigdega...kyunki jis A.T,B.T tax ka faayda ab business guyz nahi utha paa rahe hain,hum ussi tax idea ko is plan me add karenge..
jitne bhi small scale industries ke owners pehle hi ek marginal amount bank me jama karenge,unka interest percentage bhi job waalon ki taraf kam kar diya jaayega...
and to make it more flexible,APF fundings jinme goverment koi extra tax add karegi hi nahi,usme hum 1 percent tak ka interest extra add kar sakte hain..
aur emi har mahine ka nahi balki quarterly banayenge taaki extra percentage ka load army ke logon ko naa ho...
aur is extra suvidha ko dekh naa sirf government khush hogi balki kuch waqt baad i am sure ki woh APF schemes ko temporary se permanent bhi kar degi...
national level loan schemes ke upar baat ho rahi thi is waqt..
aur is pure layout plan ke rough sketch ko sun face se toh normal hi raha RAJESH par VERONICA ki doordarshita aur khaaskar uska is billions of rupees ke plan structure ko banate aur bataate waqt khud ke upar confidence ko sun man man hi man kaafi zyada impressed ho gaya tha RAJESH..
RAJESH-sounds good..ek kaam karte hain,ek specific amount ke saath is plan ka annual turnover check karte hain..
returns agar to the expected mark rahe,toh issi layout ko final kar denge..
VERONICA-mail check kar lena..annual returns bheje hain maine..
teeno hi schemes ke... figures matchable aur trustworthy lage toh send it to the divisional office...
ab is baar apni hairangi ko face me laane se nahi rok paaya tha RAJESH..
billions of rupees ke in plans ko jiske baare me do hafte pehle hi bataya tha usne VERONICA ko, unke total layouts ke saath complete figures tak itni jaldi aur woh bhi akele ready kar dena,it was a huge thing..
upar se bhale hi teeno plans ke baare me abhi bataya tha usne RAJESH ko par apne banaye plans par confidence itna zyada tha usse ki pehle hi unhe mail kar chuki thi woh usse...
matlab VERONICA ko ye pata tha ki koi loophole tha hi nahi uske banaye structure me aur RAJESH isse ittafaq rakhega hi..
khair,jahan ek taraf apne laptop par kuch extra emails check kar rahi thi VERONICA wahin dusri taraf kuch seconds ussi hairangi se bhare face ko liye dekhta RAJESH usse par phir khudko normal kar...
RAJESH-ok then..annual chart hai toh waqt lagega mujhe proper calculations aur margines check out karne me..
i will do it in my home..
VERONICA-cool...
RAJESH-coffee..
VERONICA-sorry par is time mai nahi peeti coffee...
RAJESH-isme sorry bolne ki kya zaroorat hai..woh aadat hi kya jo yunhi badal diya jaaye..
RAJESH ki baat sun ek friendly smile kediya VERONICA ne aur uththe hue apne cabin ki taraf nikal gayi..
wahin uske back ko check out kar rahe RAJESH ne ek thandi saans li aur..
RAJESH-well,you are a tough bitch...par apni kutiya toh bana kar hi rahunga mai tujhe...
dosti toh ho hi gayi hai,bas is kareebi ko itna badhana hai ki sirf sate naa balki chipak hi jaayen hum dono...
and i hope ki dimag jitna acha hai,bed par bhi utni hi achi hogi tu...
SAME DAY:-
YE SMART BOARDS ME AANE SE DUSTER KI PRATHA KYA CHALI GAYI,TEACHERS HUME HI GHISNE LAG GAYE...
jaise hi seventh period khatm hone ki bell baji aur teacher class se bahar gaye toh marathon bhaage khiladi ki tarah thakaan se choor awaaz me kahi thi ye baat NITS ne..
Monday to friday kul 8 classes lagti thi har roz SIRIUS me..aur 17th matlab jab se ye new session shuru hua tha,tabse hi classes sirf ek dukka hi free mile the..
baaki sabhi classes naa sirf continously chaalu the balki syllabus complete karne ki speed bhi kaafi zyada rakhi thi teachers ne...
SONU-abbe nnext yyear bboard hhai appna...ttab ttoh cchristmas vvacations ttak ppura ccourse hi ppura hho cchukka hogga..
ussikke according iss ssaal kki ssyllabus ccompletion sspeed bhi cchal rrahi hhai ttaaki rrevision kke lliye exxtra ttime mmil ssake hume..
NITS-abbe revision toh tab karenge na jab first hand me kuch magaj me ghusega...
saala aisa tez bhaga rahe hain saare chapters ki heading chhod kuch samajh hi nahi aa raha mujhe...
is saal ye haal hai toh pata nahi next year kya hoga...!!!???
MAI-tution kar le jhaantu warna next year bhul jaa..ye saal hi nahi nikaal paayega tu...
NITS-loudu tere se 1 percent zyada aaya tha mera pichle saal..
agar mai latkunga toh tu bhi latkega...
SONU-bbadhiya hhoga pphir ttoh..ssenior hho jjaunga mmai ttum ddono kka...
aggle sssaal sse bbhaiya bbolna ttum ddono mmujhe..
NITS-lund ka bhaiya... beta final exam ke kisi paper me lag bhar jaaye ki nipatne waala hun mai,tujhe bhi nahi dene dunga agla paper..
fail saath honge teeno.. phir agle saal jaayenge sarkari school teeno apna apna lund aur jhola hilaate hue...
GOOD AFTERNOON STUDENTS...
NITS ki baat ke jawab me awaaz class me enter ho rahi is rare awaaz ne di thi..
rare isiliye kyunki ye awaaz normally kisi class me sunayi nahi deti thi..
RANJANA MATTHEWS... hamari PRINCI thi ye jo do aur logon ke saath enter hui thi class me aur unhe dekh sabhi students itni tezi se apni apni jagah par khade hue jaise pichwade me achanak spring lag gayi ho..
grey work pants jinhe pearl white colour ki shirt ke saath tuk in kiya gaya tha..aur shirt ke upar grey colour ki cardigan jaisi dikhne waali coat me thi hamari princi RANJANA MATTHEWS jinme unka pehle se hi bright personality aur zyada nikhar kar saamne aa raha tha...
unke saath aaye dono male officials bhi formal dresses me the aur ek smile carry karte hue hum sabko dekh rahe the..
wahin PRINCI ke greet ke baad jab humne reply kiya toh..
PRINCI-students..meet MR SHADAB HUSSAIN & MR KARTIK KUKREJA...
Uttarakhand's I.C.S.E state department officials...
SHADAB/KARTIK-hello students...
SAB-hello sir...
PRINCI-jaisa ki aap sabko pata hai ki har saal I.C.S.E BOARD,NATIONAL LEVEL BEST I.Q HUNT competition arrange karti hai jisme hamare desh ke top schools ke sabse talented bacche participate karte hain...
aur har saal ki tarah i are very proud to say that hamare state uttrakhand ko represent karne ke liye jin do schools ko chuna gaya hai,SIRIUS is one of them....
CLAP,CLAP,CLAP.....
princi ki baat sun khush aur proud dono feel karte hue hum sabhi ne clapping ki jiske baad...
SHADAB-ye I.Q competition pairs me hota hai.. hamare state ko represent karne ke liye us pair ka ek part matlab ek student aapke school se hoga...
waise toh woh student kaun hoga, ye decision out and out school authority or to be specific,aapki PRINCIPAL MA'AM ka hoga aur isiliye hi taaki competition participant form par applicant details collect kar hum le jaa saken,hum yahan aaye hain but ek aur reason bhi hai hamare yahan ke visit ka..
NATIONAL LEVEL IQ TEST COMPETITION me hissa lena sirf aapke school ke liye hi nahi balki pure state ke liye bohot important hai...
isiliye wahan us competition me kya hoga,uska ek live demo bhi hum aap sabko dena chahte hain...
isse aapki PRINCIPAL MA'AM ko asaani bhi hogi us participant ko select karne me aur hum bhi satisfied honge us choosed participants ke IQ calibre par....
KARTIK-so,demo bada simple hai..hum aapse kul teen sawal puchenge...logical and tricky questions honge woh questions jinme se kamsekam 2 ke jawab aapme se kisiko bhi dene hai...
is waqt humari hi tarah kuch aur officials aapke class ke B section me aapke VICE PRINCIPAL ke saath moujud hain aur wahan bhi same questions ya toh puche jaa chuke honge ya phir puche jaane waale honge...
toh ye maan kar chaliye ki abhi bhi ek competition on hai jisme aap sabka mukaabla aapke hi class ke B section se hai...
so are you guys ready..???
SAB-yes sir..
kaafi excited yes nikli thi sabhi ke mooh se joki obvio thi..
aakhir B section se competition ke liye har second ready jo rehte the hamare class waale...
SHADAB-so, here's the first question... it's kind of a story...dhyan se sunana...
"do bohot hi gareeb bande hain...dono ke paas milakar kul 50 rs hain...us 50 rs se woh dono chillhar me aata lene kirana shop me jaate hain...
us shop ka maalik unhe jaanta hai aur daam ke badle zyada aate ki ummid liye hi woh us shop me gaye hote hain..
par us waqt shop ka maalik dukaan me nahi hota hai isiliye wahan kaam karne waala ek noukar un dono ko utna hi aata deta hai jitna 50 rs me diya jaata hai...
aata lekar jab woh dono shop se jaane lagte hain toh ussi waqt dukaan ka maalik wahan pahunchta hai aur un dono ko jaate hue piche se dekh leta hai...
jab noukar se puchne par unhe un dono ke shop me aane ka kaaran pata chalta hai toh woh apne noukar ko 5 rs dekar un dono gareebo ko lautane ko kehta hai...
par noukar thoda laachli rehta hai..woh pure 5 rs naa loutakar un dono ko sirf 3 rs loutata hai aur bache 2 rs woh khud rakh leta hai...
are you with me students...???
SAB-yes sir...
SHADAB-good...toh yaad hai shuruat me combiningly kitna amount tha un dono ke paas...
SAB-50 rs..
SHADAB-yes... matlab agar us paise ko individually divide karen toh dono ke paas 25 rs each tha.. correct....!!!
SAB-yes...
SHADAB-aur last me us noukar ne un dono ko kitne rupees wapas kiye..???
SAB-3 rs...
SHADAB-exactly...matlab ab unke 3 rs kam lage...ek baar phir agar hum un teen rupees ko individually divide karen toh un dono ko dedh rupees each kam pade...
25 rupees each se agar dedh rupees minus kar diya jaaye toh kitne bachte hain...???
SAB-23.50 rs...
SHADAB-yes...matlab dono ke 23.50 rs use hue...
ab agar ek baar phirse unke us used amount as in 23.50 ko combined amount ke hisaab se dekha jaaye..
matlab 23.50+23.50 toh kitne rupees hue...???
SAB-47 rs...
SHADAB-aur us noukar ne kitne rupay apne paas rakh liye the...???
SAB-2 rs...
SHADAB-matlab 47+2...jiska total hota hai 49...1 rs kahan gaya..???
ab tak kisi story ki tarah sun rahe the sabhi sir ki batayi theoratical equation ko par unki aakhri baat jo ki asal me main sawal tha,usse sun jaise neend se jaage sab..
ek hi second me us story ka har pehlu dobara rewind hone laga jiska mukhya bindu ek hi tha...
1 rs gaya toh gaya kahan..???
NITS-behenchod..ye ek rupaiya kiski gaand me ghus gaya be..
mere aur SONU se dheere se phusphusaya NITS jispar..
SONU-hhaan bbhai...yye acchanak ek rrupay kkaise kkam hho ggaya...
MAI-chutiya hi rahoge be dono ke dono...
NITS-haan louda tu hi ek gyani baitha hai idhar...toh bata phir,kahan gaya ek rupaiya...
MAI-udhar hi hai jidhar pehle tha...bas 50 ke note ko aise ghuma ke pakdaya hai sir ne ki saamne hokar bhi ek rupaiya dikh nahi raha...
NITS/SONU-mmatlab...
MAI-matlab saamne dekho..jawab milne hi waala hai..
jahan baaki sab us ghume hue ek rupees ko dhundne me apna apna dimag laga rahe the,wahin SAM ne apna haath upar kar diya tha jisse dekh..
KARTIK-yes...
SAM-sir ek rs kahin gaya hi nahi...len den pure 50 rs ka hi hua hai...
KARTIK-elaborate your answer..
SAM-sure sir.. ye ek linear equation question hai...jaise linear equation me hum x ya a lagate hue question solve karte hain,waise hi puche gaye sawal me A ya X wahi 5 rs hain jinhe dukaan ke owner ne un dono ko waapis karne ke liye bola par woh whole amount unhe mila hi nahi..
paise loutane ke process ko use me laane ki jagah jo paise unhe milne waale the,unhe use me laana hoga...
as said, dono ke individually 25 rs each use hue the aur agar ye maan liya jaaye ki dukaan ke maalik ne unhe paanch rupees loutaye the toh us surat me un dono ke combiningly 5 rs aur individually 2 and a half rupees kam lage the..
25-2.50 hota hai 22.50 rs...
22.50 rupees pade the un dono ko individually jinhe jodne par bante hain 45 rs..
ab exact proportion values par wapas aayen toh 3 rs us noukar ne un do logon ko loutaya tha jiski wajah se already unke paas moujud 45 rs ke saath milkar woh amount 48 ho jaata hai aur bacha woh 2 rs jo usne apni jeb me daala tha..
48rs me usse bhi add kar diya jaaye toh value ek baar phir 50 rs ki hi jaati hai...
toh aise woh ek rupee kahin gaya hi nahi tha..baat bas samajhne aur nazariye ki thi...
SHADAB-you are SAMEER CHANDER right...!!!
SAM-yes sir..
SHADAB-right answer SAMEER...very good...
SAM-thank you sir...
NITS-iski maa ka..saala ek rupay ke liye itna dimaag lagaya..mere se le leta woh ek rs chutiya...
aur tu...saale jab tujhe bhi anwer pata tha toh haath kaahe nahi uthaya...
MAI-same reason..ek rupay ke liye itna explain kaun kare...!!
NITS-ye baat bhi hai...
yahan hum dono apni bakchodi pel rahe the aur wahan...
KARTIK-so here's the second question...???
fifteen lakhs thirty five thousand one hundred and fourteen...
is shabdon ka naapa nahi jaa sakta...kyun...???
smart board par alphabetically un numbers ko likh ye sawal kiya tha sir ne...
NITS-ab ye kaisa sawal hua..?? chutiya toh nahi kaat rahe ye dono hum sabka...
MAI-har sawal ki apni gehrayi hoti hai aur kuch gehrayi naa samajh me aati hai aur naa naapi jaa sakti hai...
NITS-udhar un sir logon ke sawal samajh nahi aa rahe aur idhar teri ul julool bakchod baatein..
idhar NITS aur mai apne me lage hue the aur udhar puri class sir ke puche question ko samajhne aur crack karne me lagi thi...
SHADAB-sirf 2 minute ka hi waqt milega..ek minute already pass ho chuke hain that means you all have just 1 minute to crack the answer...
SAM-sir..
kuch aur seconds beete jiske baad ek baar phirse SAM ne hi haath halka upar kiya jispar smile karte hue...
KARTIK-yes..
SAM-aapne numbers ko alphabetically likha hai par hain toh woh numbers hi jinhe agar numbers me hi sidha likha jaaye toh woh aisa hoga..1535114...
par question me aapne numbers nahi balki shabd ka use kiya hai..
aur agar english alphabet chart ke hisaab se in numbers ko dekha jaaye toh...
15 hoga 0..
3 me hota hai C..
5 ka matlab E..
1 as in A..
aur lastly 14 joki alphabetically hota hai N...
OCEAN...jisse naapa nahi jaa sakta...
KARTIK-right answer..brilliant...
clap,clap,clap...
SAM ke jawab se sirf woh dono officials hi nahi puri class impressed hui thi...
par jahan ek taraf baaki sab SAM ke liye clap kar rahe the wahin dusri taraf SONU mujhe hairat se dekh raha tha..
REASON...
HAR SAWAL KI APNI GEHRAYI HOTI HAI AUR KUCH GEHRAYI NAA SAMAJH ME AATI HAI AUR NAA NAAPI JAA SAKTI HAI...
mere bole is paheli jaise jawab ka matlab ab jo samajh aaya tha usse..
meri us baat se ab jaakar SONU ko samajh me aa raha tha ki is second question ka answer mujhe pata tha..
par saath hi saath zyada hairan woh isiliye bhi tha kyunki us second question ko crack karne me jahan SAM ko lagbhag 2 minute lag gaye the wahin maine us paheli ke through jawab kuch seconds me hi de diya tha..
first question ka jawab bhi maine sahi diya tha par baad me masti me kahi meri baat ko sun zyada gour nahi kiya tha SONU ne par ab woh sure tha ki tab bhi tukka nahi lagaya tha maine...
anyways, kuch seconds mujhe yunhi hairangi se dekhne ke baad saamne dekha hi tha SONU ne ke tabhi...
SHADAB-so with this answer,best of three me se pehle hi dono sawalon ke sahi jawab dekar SAMEER aur inke saath apki puri class is demo test me qualify kar chuke hain but just for the sake of fun,aakhri sawal bhi hum puch hi lete hain aap sabse..
KARTIK-aur ye sawal kaafi important bhi hai..jaante hain kyun..???kyunki ye sawal humari taraf se nahi balki hum sabke beech moujud aap sabki respected principal ma'am ka hai..
KARTIK sir ki baat sun aakhein badi ho gayi sabki aur saath hi saath excitement level bhi badh gaya sabka..
aur bhala aisa hota bhi kyun nahi...??? RANJANA MATTHEWS ke sawal ka jawab dekar unke good books me aana,unse khudki taarif karwana joki next to impossible hi tha, kaun nahi chahega bhala..
SAM pure dehradun ka sabse honhar student tha..har criteria me number one par aaj tak uske liye bhi GOOD se zyada kuch nahi nikla tha ma'am ke mooh se...
khair,next question ke liye khudko mentally prepare kar chuke the sabke sab jiske baad..
PRINCI-how do you beat "GOD"...??
SAB-what...!!!!
PRINCI ke sawal par achanak hi WHAT nikal gaya tha sabke mooh se jisse sun..
PRINCI-english ki understanding kam ho gayi hai kya aap sabki...???
answer the asked question...is baar 2 nahi 5 minute hain aap sabke paas...
chaahiye toh group discussion bhi kar sakte hain aap sab...
5 minute...50 minute bhi kam the puche gaye sawal ko crack karne me..
ek dusre ka mooh dekhte hue hi 4 minute cross ho chuke the..
is beech kyunki ma'am ki paini nazar hum sabko ghur rahi thi isiliye NITS aur SONU bhi chupchaap bas sidhe dekh rahe the..
PRINCI-times up...
KRRRRR......
ma'am ke bolte hi final bell bhi baj chuki thi jiske baad..
PRINCI-college division jaaiye aap dono..in a hour,i will meat you their...
KARTIK-alright ma'am...
SHABAB-once again..very good SAMEER...now we will see you in DELHI...
SAM-sure sir..
hum sabhi students aur PRINCI ko ek formal smile dete hue KARTIK aur SHADAB sir class se nikal gaye..
MA'AM-SAMEER...kal first period se pehle office aakar apna participant form le jaaiyega..
SAM-yes ma'am...
PRINCI-SANVEER...aapke kuch re-ad docs mere office me rakhe hain.. come and collect it...
MAI-sure ma'am...
SIRIUS ka re-admission process thoda alag tha..
kyunki ye ek kaafi high expensive school tha jisse har saal efford kar paana sabke liye kaafi mushkil hota tha, isiliye re-admission ke waqt saare admission forms har baar repeat kiye jaate the jinpar PRINCIPAL MA'AM ke sign bhi hote the..
mere is baar ke woh saare form aur docs fill kar thoda late jama kiye the mom ne isiliye baaki sabko toh school ke pehle din hi unke docs mil gaye the,siway mere aur ussiko collect karne ke liye PRINCI ne kaha tha mujhe...
MAI-may i come in ma'am...
ma'am ke jaane ke kuch der baad pahuncha tha mai unke cabin me...
PRINCI apne office me hi baithi thi aur mere request par halka sa sir hilaya unhone jiske baad unki taraf badh chala mai..
PRINCI-here you go...
kuch docs jo pehle se hi ek file me apne table par nikaal kar rakha hua tha unhone,usse meri taraf sarka diya ma'am ne jisse collect kar liya maine..
PRINCI-so,tell me SANVEER AHARYA...how do you beat GOD...???
i think jawab tumhari pant ke left pocket me hai...
PRINCI ma'am ki baat par halka smile dete hue apne pant ki left pocket me haath gaya mera jo jab bahar aaya toh usme ek folded paper tha jisse aage badh ma'am ke table par jahan kuch seconds pehle tak mere docs the,rakh diye maine...
darasal jab PRINCI ne class me apna sawal pucha tha toh puri class including SONU and NITS,sahi jawab ki talash me apne dimag ke ghode douda rahe the,us waqt apne jawab ko rough book ki page par jo mere saamne open padi thi,usme likh raha tha mai..
woh sawal aur uska jo jawab maine likha tha, interesting laga tha mujhe isiliye jawab likhne ke baad us page ko faad apne pant ki left pocket me rakh liya tha maine jisse PRINCI ki tez nazron ne saaf dekh liya tha..
saath hi saath us pure waqt ke douran sirf mera hi face aisa tha jahan jawab pata hone ka confidence jhalak raha tha jisse human physiology ki expert RANJANA MATTHEWS ne asaani se samajh liya tha...
anyways,table par rakhe us paper ke tukde ko uthaya unhone aur usse unfold kiya..
QUES-HOW DO YOU BEAT GOD...???
ANSWER-MY KILLING HUMANITY...
PRINCI man me-perfect answer...
page ke upar likhe unke sawal ke just neeche likhe jawab ko padh man hi man ye kaha PRINCI ne...
PRINCI-can you elaborate your answer...???
MAI-file ke andar me reason rakha hai ma'am...
ussi file ko point karte hue jisme kuch der pehle tak mere docs the,kahi ye baat maine jispar aankhon me hairani liye khola unhone woh file jahan is waqt ek aur paper rakha hua tha..
apne docs lete waqt woh paper maine hi rakh diya tha wahan jisse PRINCI ki paini nazar bhi dekh nahi paayi thi..
yahi wajah thi ki us paper ko haathon me lete waqt mujhe dekh ek prashansaniya bhaav dikhne lage the PRINCI ke face par..
MAI-can i take your leave ma'am...
PHYSIOLOGICAL IMPRESSION OF UNDOUBTED CONFIDENCE...
medically, scientifically,yahi term use kiya jaata hai aise waqt par meri boli baat ka...
maine jaane ki permission maangi thi woh bhi bina ye jaane ki kya mere jawab ka elaboration sahi tha..!!!
apne jawab ke defination par atoot bharose ka sign tha ye jisse samajh muskurate hue haan me sir hilaya PRINCI ne jiske baad mai unke office se nikal gaya...
aur mere jaane ke baad us elaboration ko jo maine us paper me likha tha,padhne lagi ma'am..
chaar line ke us answer elaboration ko padhte waqt har guzarte pal ke saath PRINCI ke face par badh rahi smile ye saaf darsha rahi thi ki kitna sahi tha SANVEER...
woh chaar lines jo kuch yun thi...
"USKE" liye bhala kya koi saza isse bhi BADA HOGA...???
jab bas maze ke liye ek insaan dusre insaan se LADA HOGA...
USKA sabse bada daav,sabse khubsurat rachna hain HUM...jo kho di apni insaniyat humne toh...
apni hi adalat me HAAR ke katghare par KHUDA khud KHADA HOGA...
AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI...
AAPKA APNA V...J...
