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AmazingUPDATE 211
Mai - yaha kuch log hamala karne aaye hai tuh aisa kar mera roop lekar yaha party mai mil jaa dhyaan rakh
Pari - mai kyu roop badalu aap koi apna ek tatva sai roop bana ke yaha chhod de woh jada sahi rahega naa
Mai - are nahi kar sakata uske liye sadhana me bethana hoga mujhe warna woh phir ulati sidhi harkate karega
Pari - joh bhi ho kar de baaki mai aapke saath chalungi taaki aapko koi jaroorat pade toh
Mai - jitna bola utana kar behash naa kar pari
Pari muh fula ke - aap hamesha aisa hi karate ho mere saath kisi bhi chiz ko lekar
Mai - chal nahi maan rahi toh sun lo aaj raat teri aur meri shaadi hogi bus toh yeh kaam kar abhi
Pari mere muh ko dekhati aur jab ussko laga serious hu woh chutki baja ke mera roop bana ke chali jaati hai
Chutki sai kaya nahi ho sakata hai log chutki sai duniya khatam kar deti yeh toh bus roop badalana hua
Mai uske baad waha sai bahar aa gaya aur
Maine apni jeb sai ek cigar nikali aur jala li aur ek lamba kash
liya
Mai cigar ko dekhate hue - ufff meri jaan tujhe hotho sai lagate hi puri body mai current aa jata hai
Pata nahi yeh kaise halat ho gayi hai joker jab banane jata hua cigar badi achi lagati hai mujhe
Maine chutki bajayi aur mere face par mask aa gaya( joker mask)
Mai apni hi dhun mai gate par aa gaya toh mujhe ek guard nai roak liya
Guard 1- oye yaha jokers kaa koi kaam nahi hai
Mai - accha party mai joker naa jaayenga toh teri bhen ki shaadi
mai jaayega kaya
Guard 1 mere pet mai ghusa laga kar ke - yaha joh ho,ne wala hai usse
yeh sehar hamesha yaad rakhega ess liye tuh naa marana cahata toh chala jaa
Mai picche muda
Guard 2 - he he accha hai samjh gaya warana bina baat ke esski lag
jaati
Woh etna hi bol paya tha guard 1 ki naak sai hote hue maine talwar ghusaa di aur shir ki taraf upeer nikalte hue uske shir ko nariyal
ki tarah do hiso mai kar diya
Andar sai kuch mehman chillane lage
Mai chilaa kar - chup chup sab chup
Waha sanata hoo gaya
Dad -kon hai tuh aur yeha kyu aaya galti ki hai tune esska natiza bhugtega
Mai kuch bolanai wala tha
Ansh ( Pari wala pari )- dad aap kaya kar rahe hoo woh kahtarnak hai dekha nahi shir kaat diya
hai uska
Dad - par yeh hai kon
Yeh sala mere samajh nahi aa raha etnai tezz kaise sabki yadaas mit rahi hai
Mai - lagata hai ki aapki aakhe kamzor hai dikh nahi raha hai ki joker huh mai
C chacha - humnai kisi joker ko nahi bulaya hai
Mai - joker apni marzi sai aata hai bethe bethe bore hoo gaya sunna
tumhari family ko khatam karnai ke liye bhaut saare log aaye ek
toh mar gaya
Saloni shikha sai - yeh pagal ho gaye hai lagta hai
Shikha - haa dimag kharab ho gaya hai
Guard 2 mere haath par goli mar deta hai
Neha -bhaiya…….
Saloni /shikha - devvvvvvv…..
Sab unki taraf dekhate hai par acha hua woh sab mere ansh ke pass
hi thi
Guard 2- kutte tune mere dost ko mara abb yeh family baad mai maregi
tuh phele mareaga
Yeh sunate hi wha sare waiters apni gun lekar sab ke uper kar dete
hai
Mai- shaant rahiye sab mere hote yeh chuhe aap mai sai Kisi kaa
kuch nahi kar paayenge
Maine talwar uthayi aur usski noak sai apne haath sai goli nikal di
Waiter 1 - yeh kaisa insaan hai saala
Mai muh mai ek aur cigar lagayi - yaha mujhe jananai aaya hai kaya
chu…..jaane dee
Guard nai phir fire kiya maine talwar uski taraf phek di talwar goli ko katati hui aur phir gun ko do hiso mai chir diya aur phir uske haath ko bhi
Maa - ruk jaaoo bus bus yehi sab shikya hai teri maa nai tujhe dikh nahi raha yaha kitnae log dar rahe hai
Mai - meri maa nai etna shikaya hai ki kabhi kisi begunah ki jaan
nahi jaani chaaiye cahe usske liye mujhe kisi ki jaan lene pade
yaa apni deni pade
Waiter 1 - tujhe kitani paise mile hai enhe bachanai ke liye humare
sath aa jaa paiso mai tol denge tujhe
Mai sigar pita hua usske pass pahucha - tuh mujhe paise dega bhikhari
Waiter 1 - mai nahi humare boss
Mai- kon hai tera boss
Ek nai picche sai meri pith mai chaku ghusaa diya
Neha -bhaiya…….
Saloni /shikha - devvvvvvv…..
Enmai ek awwaz aur thi woh thi riccha ki joh gate par thi
sab dar ke maare bhagana chaate the chillaana caahate the par goli ki noak sai sab chup the
Maa neha kaa haath pakad - tuh sab kyu chilla rahi hoo kahi yeh
pagal tumhe nuksan naa pahucha dee
Ansh - nahi maa bus aap kuch naa boliye mujhe toh samajh nahi aa
raha ki sab hume kyu marnai aaye hai aur yeh hume kyu bacha raha
hai
Dad - shiiiii beta
Mai apne ghutano par aa gaya
Picche sai ek hata kata adami aata hai
Digger - haa haa dialouge toh asse maar raha jaise hero ho goli
nikalte hue dekh mai bhi dar gaya par tuh toh ek chaku kaa tha phle enn sab ko bombs sai udana tha par abb toh goliyoo sai hi hoga
Mai dheere dheere gate ki tarf jaane laga
Digger - haa haa dekhao tum sabko bachnai wala bhaag raha
Mai apni talwar leakr utha aur gate sai bhar bhaag gaya
Digger gahbara kar jaao jaoo jadi usse maro sab gate ki taraf bhaage
Digger - 5 log yehi ruko mai aata huu
Jaise hi ek nai bhar kadam rkaha
Usske nabhi sai talwar gusati hui gaad sai bhar nikal gayi tirchi angle mai
Mai - chhii chii saale ganda ke diya talwar koo accha hai khon hi
hai
Maine talwar ko nikal kar usske sharrer sai sai poccha baaki sab
dar ke mare mujh par goli fir karani lage
Mai jhat sai diwal ke side ho gaya
Ek adami - boss yeh insaan nahi hai yaha sai nikaloo
Digger - chup kutte warana mai hi tujhe maar dunga
Achanak mera haath sun pad gaya aur mere haath sai talwar chut gayi
Mai nicche gir pada gate ke samnai yeh sala jehar aakhir kaya chiz hai .....
AwesomeUPDATE 212
Sab gate ki taraf dekhani lage
Aur sabki aakhe fatani lagi
Diggerr - bbbbbbhhhhhhaaaaaagoooo
Gate ko todata hua mai nahi ek jeherila werwolf andar aaya aur dono haatho mai do ko pakada aur kaachh kaach karke unko chaaba gaya
Dad - sab andar tehkhanai mai bhaago
Hall ke saide mai ek darwaza khula sab uss mai bhagani lage
Aur bhediye par andhadhun goli chlanai lagi
Bhediya daant dhikha kar - bus etna hi
Uss nai digger ko ko pakada aur apne nakhun sai usski khaal chilanai laga
Kaayi ki toh pent gilli ho gayi
Bhediya uss chille hue digger ko lekar bahar jaane laga woh waha pahucha jaha tandoor rakha tha ussnai ussmai usko daal diya aur fukh maar maar kar tandoor ki aag tezz kar di aur samani ke namak
ki bori faadi aur muth mai namak leakr chille hue digger par daal
diya
Usske adami joh yeh chup kar dekh rahe the woh sab aise bhaage
ki akkhiri bhaag rahe the
Devika - yeh kaya kr rahe hoo aap
Bhediya has kar - paka hua bura insaan
Devika - nahi nahi yeh mat karo
Bhediya - chali jaao yaha sai mujhe khanai do
Devika - thik hai mai bhi kaahungi
Bhediya - gaarrrrrrr bhediya raja akela khatta
Devika - mai jaanati huii aap esske andar hoo esse control karo
Bhediye nai ek ghusa maara tandoor ko aur mai vapas insaan ban gaya
Mera pura shir bhaari ho gaya tha yeh sab sala ussi jehar sai hoo
raha lagata hai
Devika mere gaale lagi
Mai- devika tum aa gayi
Devika - haaa apnsai dur raha hi nahi jata hai ek pal bhi jab jaati kuch ho jata hai
Mai usske baalo ko chhute hue - toh mat raha karo naa abb lagata mujhe bhi dur nahi rehana caahiye tum mai sai kisi sai bhi
Devika - ess bhediye nai sab gadbad kar diya
Mai- haa maine socha joker ki vapas nayi pechan bana dunga taaki
joker aur dev alag hi rahe duniya ke liye par abb joker hi bhediya duniya mai hoo gaya
Devika - abb vapas sab thik kare pari jada sambhal nahi paayegi
Mai- haa tum mere room mai chalo mai wahi aata huu
Mai aa gaya
Tehkhanai mai
Mere andar jaati hi pari change ho gayi etna bhaag daud mai kaya pata chelga kisi ko
Mai- maa abb chale bahar hum
Dad - nahi beta insaan sai ladna muskil hai aur bahar toh bhediya hai
Mai -par dad ussnai hum sabko marnai sai bacha liya
Sab haa haa karnai lage
Par ek aunty - par woh kitaana khatank thaa bachapan ki kahaniya abb sach hoo rahi kabhi socha nahi tha ek insaan ko bhediya banate hue dekhungi
Uska ladka- mom yeh bhaut amazing thaa maine toh video bhi bana
li hai
Tabhi bahar sai police ke siren ki awwaz aayi
Dad - abb chlate hai bhar sayad woh bhediya chala gaya waran police fir karati
Usske baad dad police station gaye aur kaayi logo ko bula kar ghar
safayi hone lagi
Mai - maa mai jaa raha huu nahanai
Maa- haa jaao aaj sab kuch satanash ho par sukar hai sab bach gaye
Bchachi - didi mujhe toh dar laga raha yeh sab dekh kee bacho ko dekho kitane dare hue hai
Sanju - usnai kaise unki body ko chaba liya tha
Amit- uuhhh yaad mat dila par dev kaya joh hum sab soch rahe wahi hai yeh
Mai- shii maine phele bhi kaha uss par baat nahi
C chachi - kaya chiz par
Sumit - kuch nahi aisi
Mai usske baad apni room ki taraf ayaa aur jaha kuch log the pehele se
Sikha - yeh sab kaya ho raha hai
Mai - woh baat yeh hai ki joh naagin aayi thi hell dai usnai mere andar ek aisa jehar dala mujhe bachane ke liye jis sai meri memory loss ho rahi hai aur tumnai jitna bhi kuch dikhaya thaa family me sab piche kaa woh sab bhul rahe unke liye mai neha sab normal bache hi ho gaye vapas se
Saloni - kaya matalab abb hume phir tumhari behan hi banan padega aisa karo phir sai bata do sabko
Sikha - nahi abb nahi ho sakata yeh dubara
Saloni - par kyu
Mai - kyuki baar baar aisa karne sai timeline change hogi jis sai chize aur kharab ho jaayegi
Sikha - excatly jaise humnae pehele bata ke timeline change ki jis ko time nai apne hisab sai sahi kiya aur vapas usko waisa kar diya jaise woh pehel honi thi
Mai soch ke - par abb ek kaam karna hai aaj hi
Saloni - aisa kaya karana woh bhi ess sab ke baad
Mai - tumhari meri shaadi
Yeh dono bol rahi thi par waha baaki joh chupi hui thi woh bahar aa gayi bathrooom me sai
Mai - acha kiya tum sabko le aayi devika
Masoom - shaadi matalab saloni didi sai
Mai - nahi sabke saath
Aditi kush hokar - wow really
Mai usske gaal pakad ke - really meri jaan
Pari - mai toh jab sai suni hui meri kushi kaa thikana nahi hai
Janu - par aisa kyu aaj hi
Mai - guruji nai kaha hai aur mujhe sabnam pe cadhana uuh huu i mean sabnam se bhi shaadi karni hogi warna uska jehar mujhe koi dusara samajh ke maar hi daalega
Sona akar mere goad mai beth gayi - ess liye kehati thi time sai mat khelo
Mai chauk gaya esnai kab kaha
Sona - kaha tha man mai mat socho
Richa - toh finally ho raha yeh yaa aaj bhi ...
Mai has ke - are baba haa sach ekdum lo 1:30 baj gaye hai devika jaise kapde tayar karwani sab karwao aur mandir mai aana wahi mai apne dosto ke saath waha aa jaaunga
Mera etna suna aur sab devika ke saath gayab ho gayi
Aur waise yeh time sahi bhi tha kyuki sab log dare hue the toh koi puchane wala tha nahi ki hum log kaha gayab hai sab sokar sab bhulane ki khosis karenge aur mai waha fere lunga
Rest hi kar raha thoda thoda likh ke ek pura kiya abhi ..Writer bhai problem hai kya . pahle sehat pe dhyan diya karo update late aayega chalega