Incest DEV THE HIDDEN POWER

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वापसी के लिए दिल से शुक्रिया Dev the lover भाई।।।

इस अपडेट को समझने में थोडा समय लगा क्योंकि कहानी को फिरसे याद करना और पहले क्या क्या। हुआ है वो सब याद आया तब कहीं जाके हम इसे समझ पाएं।।।

 

[Dev the lover]

Shandar update bhai

Shukriya bhai

 

[Dev the lover]

Mujhe shuru e padhna padhega isiliye update me review nhi fe paaunga

haa bhai aap padh kr aao tab tak update aate rahnge aage ke

 

[Dev the lover]

Welcome back Dev the lover bhai....
Bahut hi shaandar update diya hai Dev the lover bhai....
Nice and lovely update....

thank you parkas bhai welcome again aapka bhi

 

[Dev the lover]

वापसी के लिए दिल से शुक्रिया Dev the lover भाई।।।

इस अपडेट को समझने में थोडा समय लगा क्योंकि कहानी को फिरसे याद करना और पहले क्या क्या। हुआ है वो सब याद आया तब कहीं जाके हम इसे समझ पाएं।।।

शुक्रिया आपको भी वापस यहाँ आने के लिए
आप पीछे का पढ़ ले अगर हो सके तो मे आगे का लिखता जाए रहा हु!

 

[Dev the lover]

✦ UPDATE 220 ✦


Mai (thoda hass ke, thoda gusse mai): Aabe… tunne yeh jo mera hard karwa rakha hai… iska ilaaj kar!

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Masoom (ghusse mai, aankhein bandh, lips hilate hue): Baby… mai bahut ghussa hoon… usne kuch nahi kiya… Muuuuaaahhhh!

Kdev (has kar): Aila… gandi ji… bole the pyaar ke liye kuch bhi karo… mai jaakar bedroom sajaata hoon bhai!

Masoom (kiss ke baad, cute sa smile): Muaaaahaaaahhh… haaa… aur lekar… mere dev ko… roses bahut pasand… khushboo wahi rakhna

Kdev (dramatic hero style): Ekdum kadak… ekdum… condom… kaunsa?

Teno mai shock!

Janu / Masoom: Kyaaaa?!

Masoom (khadi hokar): Dev… isko naa… bahar naa nikala karo… yeh ek number ka c…

Mai (jaldi se): Naa naa… gaali nahi… mujhe gaali mat do!

Masoom (rooth kar): Ek toh mai itna pareshan hui… aur aapse milke… pyaar ka sara suroor utar diya isne!

Mai (uske baal kaan ke peeche karta hua, dheere se): Bus karo… ghussa naa karo… aur tu jaa… jaakar chai le aa!

Kdev: Koi chhotu hoon kya… chai laau?

Janu (nakhre se): Jaao naa jaan…

Kdev: Aye haaye… aise bologi toh… mai apni pant utar kar bhi chala jaaunga!

Woh gate khol kar bahar gaya…

🌧 Scene cut – drawing room mai:

Mai: Janu… ab ghar wale dekhenge… Kdev ko kaise ghoorenge…

Kdev ko bahar sab dekh rahe the…

Maa (thoda taana maar ke): Yeh Saloni… teri dost kyun gayi us room mai?


Komal: Mom… mai jaakar dekhti hoon… kya hua…


Maa: Aur tu aise kya dekh raha hai?


Kdev (dil mai): (Filhaal toh Komal ka figure…)

Maa (ghur ke): Bol naa!

Kdev (jhatke se): Woh maa… chai dena… teen… paanch cup!


Kirti: Paanch? Andar toh chaar log hain naa…

Kdev: Hhhhaa… woh… t… toh hai!

Komal (hass ke): Arey mai jaa rahi hoon naa… isliye kaha… tum rehne do…

Kdev (jaldi se): Theek hai theek hai… mai nahi jaa raha…

Komal (hass ke): Masoom didi bhi naa…

Amit: Didi? Woh tumhari didi hai?

Masoom: Woh… matlab… senior friend hai… isliye didi bolte hain…

Saloni: Haan haan… dost bhi par senior…

Sumit: Phir woh Dev ki dost kaise?

Shikha: Arre… woh hai hi aisa… na jaane kisko dost bana le… aur na jaane kisko…

Shikha: Tuh sab nashta kar… Komal… chai le aa!

Maa: Chhod… mai le aati hoon..

Komal: Nahi nahi… mai le jaaungi… aap pareshan naa ho!

Maa: Arey nahi beta… warna tu bhi kahegi… meri saas abhi se meri khabar lene lagi!

Komal (pyar se): Mummy ji…


Maa (hass ke): He he… jaa…

Andar:

Mai: Kya hua bey… bina liye aa gaya?


Kdev (sofa par palti maar ke): Arey… item la rahi hai naa!

Mai: Item kisko bola bey?

Kdev: Arey… khoobsurati ki tareef kar raha hoon… pasand toh nahi…

Mai: Chal andar aa!

Kdev: Yaar chai toh peene de…

Janu (mere paas aa kar): Bhai ko kab yaad aayega… kab tak theek honge…

Mai: Ek do ghante lagenge… tab tak letne do… bed par…

Gate khula – Komal aayi…

Masoom: Komal…!

Komal: Didi… aap gayi…?

Masoom (uth kar gale lag gayi): Jahaan yeh… aur tum sab… wahi mai…

Janu: Bahut time laga diya aane mai!

Masoom (rooth ke): Ek sketch chhod ke gayi… keh rahi thi… bahut time laga!

Mai: Bus karo… ab aa gayi ho naa…

Masoom: Aap ekdum chup raho… ekdum!

Mai (cute tareeke se ungli muh par): Ok…

Janu: Mujhe kaise pata chalta… mere saath kya ho raha hai!

Komal: Waise ek khushkhabri deni hai…

Masoom: Kya? Jaldi bata!

Komal: Neha ko beta hua hai!

Masoom: Kyaaaa… kab… kaise… mujhe milna hai…!

Mai (masti se): Rehne do… bahut bigada hua paida hua hai!

Masoom: Aapko chup rehne ko kaha tha naa

Mai: Ok ok… mai kuch nahi bolta…

Masoom (cute sa nakhre se): Ufff… aap bhi naa… bachon wale kaam naa karo…

Mai (shararat se): Achha… mai bhi baccha lagne laga kya?


Janu (pyar se): Arre… mera baccha naraz ho gaya?

Mai: Kat-ti kyun hai yaar… mere babu ke gaal hi itne pyaare…

Mai (jhatke se): Acha phir… ummmmmmm!

Komal: Hoth bhi bahut tasty aur laal hain…

Mai (hands up drama): Hey bhagwan… aisi biwiya kisi ko naa de…

Komal: Kya kaha?

Mai: Matlab… tum sab toh meri ho… toh wahi maang raha hoon… ki tumhe koi chheen naa le…

Kdev: He bhagwan… aisa pati sabko de…

Mai: Chup kar bey… waise hi bahut hai…

Komal: Par… maine suna… Pari ki tabiyat kharab hai?

Masoom: Kya hua meri Pari ko?

Mai: Kuch nahi… thoda sa… tabiyat thik nahi…

Janu (suddenly, thoda feel karke): Pata nahi kyu… mujhe lag raha hai… is ghar mai aapse bhi jyaada… kisi aur ke paas shaktiya hain…

Mai: Are haan… batana bhool gaya… Aditi aayi hai…

Teeno shock: Aur aap hume ab batate ho?!


Mai (thoda ruk ke): Woh… darasal baat yeh hai…

Janu: Kya hua? Chup kyu ho gaye? Bolo!

Mai (bahut dheere se, aankhon mai halka aansu): Aditi ke pankh… Bhukhasur ne le liye… aur BB ko maar diya…


Komal: Itna sab… kaise

Mai: Dekho… har chiz nahi roki ja sakti… mai bahut baar future jaa kar sab thik karne ki kosis ki… par sab nahi bacha paya…

Masoom: Aap hume bachane ki kosis kab se kar rahe ho?

Kdev (serious): Tumhe kitni baar bataya hai?

Mai: Tu inn baato mai na bole…

Janu (ghusse se): Batao… kitni baar?

Baaki dono bhi: Bolo!

Kdev (slowly): Karib… 478 saal… is saal ko mila ke…

Teeno wahi khade khade… gir ke beth gayi…

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Mai (halki hasi, fake smile): Arey… yeh jhoot bol raha hai…

Woh dono bas mujhe dekhti rahi…

Mai (toot-te hue): Aise na dekho yaar… tum dono… mujhe pata hai… yeh pagal hai… kuch bhi bolta hai…

Kdev: Oye… marata bhale hoon… par jhoot nahi bolta…

Mai: Tuu muh band rakh… jab kholta hai… galat bolta hai…

Gate khula… kuch log aur aa gaye…

Mai (fake smile): Arey… tum sab bhi aa gaye… sukhad hai…

Par woh sab bhi Masoom aur Janu ke paas beth gaye…

Mai (andar hi andar): Aisa kyun lag raha hai… jaise sab kuch chhin gaya ho…

Mai: Chal bey… bahar chal…

Kdev: Tujhe kya hua bey… tu kyu ro raha hai?

Mai: Tere aankho me aansu dekh ke… mai kaise na rooon…

Mai (gaal par haath rakh ke): Ungliya geeli ho gayi…

Mai: Mujhe nahi batana chahiye tha…

Kdev: Tuh jitna pochega… utne aayenge…


Mai (aansu poch ke): Mar mar kar bhi nahi batana chahta tha unhe…

Kdev: Iss liye kisi ko dhoondne ki kosis nahi ki… tu chahta tha sab khud hi samajh jaaye…


Mai: Haan… future mai bahut ched chad ki… sab khoya… ab time ne mauka diya… kam se kam yaad toh rahunga…

Kdev: Tere bina yaadon ka kya karegi woh… ghut ghut ke mar jayengi…

Mai (halke aansu poch ke): Tuh kab se itna sochne laga....

Kdev: Kitni bhi burai ho… par hoon toh tera hissa naa…

Mai: Mujhe laga… sirf vardaan mila… par asli bojh toh in sab pe hai....

Kdev: Tuh galat soch raha hai…

Mai: Main itni ladkiyon ki zindagi barbaad nahi kar sakta…


Kdev: Matlab tujhe unse pyaar nahi?​

 

[Mr.X796]

UPDATE 220

Court Marriage Ki Planning​

Pari abhi bhi gahri neend mein thi. Main usse dheere se side mein karke bahar ki hawa lene gaya. Aaj maine socha, kyun na main kuch special bana loon. Fresh hokar neeche gaya aur coffee banayi. Fir noodles banaye aur bread bhi. Mujhe maggi kaafi pasand thi, toh apne liye woh banayi, lekin Pari ko noodles zyada pasand the, isliye uske liye noodles banaye. Tea bhi banayi, sona ko woh pasand thi.

Main sona ke room mein gaya, par woh waha nahi thi. Masoom bhi apne room mein nahi thi. Tab main saloni didi ke room mein gaya aur dekha gate khula hua tha. Andar baat karne ki awaaz aa rahi thi. Main dheere se andar gaya aur dekha ki tenno maharani baatein kar rahi thi.

Dev: (halki muskurahat ke saath) "Kya baat hai? Kya chal raha hai yahaan?"

Sona: (surprised) "Arre Dev, tum yahan? Badhiya, jaldi uth gaye!"

Dev: (thoda mazaak karte hue) "Mahotarma, maine toh breakfast bhi bana diya hai."

Masoom: (sharmate hue) "Aap pagal ho gaye ho? Mujhe bol dete, main kya mar gayi thi?"

Dev: (halki daant ke saath) "Kya baat kar rahi ho, Masoom? Faaltu chiz mat bola karo!"

Sona: (muskuraate hue) "Ohhh ho, didi, Masoom, kya baat hai!"

Masoom thodi sharm se apna sir Sona ke seene mein chhupakar kehti hai, "Mujhe maaf karna, subah aapka dil dhukhaya tha."

Sona: (pyaar bhare shabdon mein) "Waise, tea toh pila do apne haath ki, aaj toh life ban jaayegi."

Dev: (pyaar se) "Ban di, chalo. Warna thandi ho jayegi."

Sona khushi khushi bathroom chali gayi, apna kaam karne. Main Saloni didi se kehta hoon, "Kya aapko alag se kuch kehna hoga? Jaaiye naa!"

Saloni: (thoda ghabra kar) "Mujhe kaha jana hai?"

Dev: "Haan, Ranisai, tum bhi jao aur neeche aa jao. Main Pari ko lekar aata hoon."

Saloni didi khush ho gayi. "Abhi aayi Dev, bas do minute."

Main apne room mein gaya, Pari ko god mein uthakar bathroom le gaya. Yeh ladki bhi na, itna hilane par bhi nahi uth rahi thi.

Dev: "Arre, Pari, tum bhi na!"

Maine usse halki si tapad maar di, jaise uske gaal par paani ki chhite mari thi.

Pari: kriti majak mat kiya kr samjhi

Pari meri god se utar gayi.

Pari - bhaiya aap mujhe laga kirti hai woh aiss hi meri need kharab karti hai

Main apne gaal ko sehalate hue bola, "Koi baat nahi, lekin aise tapad nahi mara karo, gudiya!"

Pari: "Bhaiya, kabhi toh kuch aur bol liya karo. Gudiya mat bola karo!"

Dev: (muskurate hue) "Aare, abb ismein kya kami hai?"

Pari: "Main kaha se aapko baachi lagti hoon? Dekho, ab toh mera seena bhi aapke barabar hai, bas height kam hai."

Dev: (muskurate hue) "Haan baba, haan, chal brush kar ke niche aa jao."

Pari: "Nahi, aap mujhe god mein uthakar le chalo, bus 10 minute dedo. Fresh hokar aa rahi hoon."

Main bahar jaake bed par baith kar mobile chalu karta hoon. Thodi der baad, Pari fresh hokar meri saamne khadi ho gayi.

Dev: "Chalo, ab!"

Pari: "Haan!"

Main uthkar jaane lagta hoon. Pari bolti hai, "Kaha, mujhe god mein uthao!"

Main thoda kuch nahi bola, kyunki ye itna zyada mere bas ka nahi tha. Phir bhi, maine use god mein uthaya aur neeche chal diya. Woh mere baal hilane lagi.

Dev: "Kya kar rahi ho?"

Pari: "Aap apna kaam karo, main bas dekh rahi hoon, aap dhyaan rakhte ho ya nahi. Mere baal ki shine chali gayi hai, aaj toh mujhe nahana hi padega."

Main chup raha, warna aur ek dialogue milta.

Neeche sab aa chuke the. Masoom dheere se keh rahi thi, "Dekh Saloni, yaar, chhote hone ke fayde toh aise hi milte hain. Ek baar feel kar, phir bata!"

Saloni: "Mera kaisa nasib? Yeh sab meri ladkiyan hain."

Pari: "Bas ab utar bhi do, warna kuch log jal ke bhun jaayenge."

Sona: "Chal, badmaas! Khud nahi aa sakti thi, Dev ko bekaar mein pareshan kar diya!"

Dev: "Abhi kya? Yeh mujhe nahalani wali hai!"

Tenno: "What?"

Pari - Haan, yeh apna dhyaan rakhtae hi nahi hai.

Sona - Meri pyaari Pari, main nahala dungi, tu pareshan mat ho.

Main - Rehne do Sona, yeh bahut ziddi hai, agar yeh na kare toh kahin meri massage ka dhyaan na aa jaye.

Sona - Arre haan, yeh toh. Ab main karungi.

Main (Man mein) - Yeh Bhagwan, ghar walon ko kyun bhejiya? Aaj mera samuhik baala... Ahhh! Sona ne mere pair par maar diya.

Main apni Maggi mein doob gaya, matlab, kehne mein mast ho gaya main.

Phir uske baad kya tha, Sona aur Pari ki zidd ke aage, main kya karta. Acchi khaasi malish hui aur phir nahakar tayaar hua.

Phir Masoom tayaar hui aur Dad ka phone aaya.

Dad - Beta, ghadi mein time dekha hai? Kaha ho? Hum yahan intezaar kar rahe hain.

Main - Aaya Dad, kon-kon hai wahan?

Dad - Teri maa hai aur Masoom ke dad aur unki koi rishtedaar hai. Zyada logon ko bulana theek nahi hai.

Main - Ok Dad, bas pahunchaata hoon abhi.

Maine phone cut kiya.

Main - Arre bhai Masu, kitna time logi?

Masoom - Aare ho gayi, chalo.

Main - Arre bas karo, itna mat sajawo ki mujhse intezaar na ho tumhe wapas ghar laane ka.

Masoom - Aaj meri shaadi hai, toh itna toh karna hi padega na.

Main - Waise ek baat batao, yeh palti kamar ka raaj kya hai? Yeh bol kar maine uski kamar daba di.

Masoom - Aaoooouch! Kya karte ho, late hona hai kya?

Uske baad hum dono neeche aaye, jaane ke liye toh waha sab pagal ho gaye, phir rahi thi.

Sona - Arre woh mala kaha hai?

Saloni - Tumse kaha tha, raat mein hi rakh lete, ab dhoondo.

Pari - Aare didi, woh hai toh aapke peeche.

Main - Kya ho raha hai bhai yaha?

Sona - Arre, aap dono aa gaye, woh bus mandir mein shaadi ki tayyari karwa di hai, bas yeh mala baachi hai.

Main - Mandir mein kab hua tha tay?

Masoom - Aur kya, main court marriage ke alawa sab tahar se shuhagan banungi.

Main - Jaisa tum chaaho.

Main - Par tum sab aise pagal ho, aise ho jaise tumhari shaadi hai!

Sab - Humari bhi toh honi hai!

Itna bol kar sab ek dusre ko ghurnay lage.

Pari (haklaate hue) - Humari bhi toh kabhi hogi, toh yeh log bhi aise hi pagal honge na?

Sona - Haan, kahe dete agla number mera hai!

Main - Thik hai, abhi isse toh klar loo!

Tenno aakar uske mathe ko chumana lag gaya.

Sona - Bahut lucky ho tum!

Pari - Looking gorgeous, bhabhi ji, sorry, nayi wali bhabhi.

Masoom ke aankhon mein aansu aa gaye.

Saloni didi unhe pochate hue - Na na, pagal ho gayi ho, aaj toh mat ro!

Masoom - Yeh toh khushi ke aansu hain.

Main - Arre yaar, late ho jayenge, dekho Dad ka call aa gaya.

Saloni - Thik hai, woh jo jungle ke uss side mein Shiv Mandir hai, wahan aa jaana.

Main Masoom ko lekar court pahuncha, jahan itna der se aane par daant lagi, par uske baad sab accha hua. Maine aur Masoom ne sath mein sins kiye aur maa, dad, Govind ji aur unki bus Malati ji ka ashirwad liya.

Dad - Accha, ab kya plan hai?

Masoom ne mera haath dabaya.

Main - Dad, main isko abhi lekar kuch der kisi hotel mein dinner karana chahta hoon.

Malati - Ohh, dinner mein toh samjhi.

Masoom sharma gayi.

Govind - Chaliye, Samadhi Ji, ab toh sab thik ho gaya, iss kushi ke subh avsar par yeh hua. Iski maa, jahan bhi hogi, khush hogi. Dekho, kya vidambana hai, hamari shaadi bhi issi din hui thi.

Masoom apne dad ke gale lag kar rone lagi.

Govind - Arre beta, kya hua? Yeh toh tu chahti thi na?

Masoom - Dad, aap kya karenge? Waha yahi humare saath rahiye na!

Govind - Pagal hai kya beti? Tujhe pata hai, aisa shastraro mein nahi likha hai kahin bhi.

Main - Arre papa ji, kaise baat kar rahe ho! Yeh sab purani baatein hain, aur waise bhi, ab aapka sab kaam main dekh lunga. Bus aap ab aaram kariye, aur gaav ki shaanti mein zindagi ka maza lijiye.

Dad - Haan, humari bhi yahi raaye hai.

Govind - Ji par...

Maa - yeh kya baat hui , ab humari Masoom beti ke liye itna toh kar hi sakte hain.

Malati - Haan, shayad yeh log sahi keh rahe hain. Bhaiyya, waha bhi aap akela rehte ho, kam se kam ek parivaar toh milega aapko.

Govind - Thik hai, fir apne beti aur damaad ki baat maan leta hoon.

Masoom ab mere paas aakar mere gale lag gayi.

Masoom - Aap kitne acche ho!

Main - Dekha dad, main kitni baar mana kar chuka hoon, par yeh aap jaise karwati rehti hai.

Govind - Yeh toh iska dharam hai, beti. Tum kabhi apne dharm se peeche mat hatna.

Masoom - Ji pita ji.

Pata nahi kyun, par mujhe Govind ji baaton mein aaj mere guruji ki jhalak dikh rahi thi.

Main sabko bye karke nikala, uss mandir ki aur.

Hum dono car mein the. Masoom mere kandhe par sir rakh kar baithi thi.

Main - Kya hua baby, bol nahi rahi ho kuch?

Masoom - Kya bolu? Aaj toh sab kuch mil gaya, mujhe yakin nahi ho raha hai.

Main - Haan, woh... Etna bol kar maine car ko rok diya. Yeh achanak cheezein kab hona band hongi?

Main abhi jungle se thoda hi door tha ki ek mini missile mujhe apni car ki taraf aati dikhayi. Maine haath se usse right side mein kar diya, aur hawa mein uska rukh badal gaya. Par doosri side se grounded bomb meri car ke neeche blast hua, aur humari car hawa mein udd gayi.

Main Masoom ko pakda aur car se kud gaya. Maine khud ko neeche rakha taaki Masoom ko chot na aaye. Hum karib 20 meter door gir gaye, road se.

Main - Baby, tum thik ho naa?

Masoom - Mere maathe ko chhukar, "Mujhe tumhare liye bahut chinta ho rahi hai. Tumhe bachane ki koshish karte hue tum khud ghayal ho gaye ho..."

Main - Arre, tum ghabrao mat, abhi sab kuch theek ho jayega!

Tabhi kuch log humare paas aane lage. Unhone apni guns nikali aur dheere-dheere humaare taraf chalana shuru kar diya. Mere andar ka warrior jag gaya. Maine apna haath aage kiya aur shield banayi, jo blast se toot gayi. Aur phir, bina rukte, maine doosra haath aage kiya aur doosri shield bana di, jo uss blast ko rok rahi thi

Main - Yeh sab nahi rukne wala hai. Tum kuch der ke liye kahin safe jagah pe chali jao, main in sab se nipat raha hoon.

Masoom - Par tum...

Main - Tumhe pareshan hone ki zarurat nahi hai main tumhe bachana chata hi bus

Masoom - khoon nikal raha hai aapka

Main - band ho jaayega thodi der me bus thoda time do

 

[Mr.X796]

UPDATE 220

Court Marriage Ki Planning​

Pari abhi bhi gahri neend mein thi. Main usse dheere se side mein karke bahar ki hawa lene gaya. Aaj maine socha, kyun na main kuch special bana loon. Fresh hokar neeche gaya aur coffee banayi. Fir noodles banaye aur bread bhi. Mujhe maggi kaafi pasand thi, toh apne liye woh banayi, lekin Pari ko noodles zyada pasand the, isliye uske liye noodles banaye. Tea bhi banayi, sona ko woh pasand thi.

Main sona ke room mein gaya, par woh waha nahi thi. Masoom bhi apne room mein nahi thi. Tab main saloni didi ke room mein gaya aur dekha gate khula hua tha. Andar baat karne ki awaaz aa rahi thi. Main dheere se andar gaya aur dekha ki tenno maharani baatein kar rahi thi.

Dev: (halki muskurahat ke saath) "Kya baat hai? Kya chal raha hai yahaan?"

Sona: (surprised) "Arre Dev, tum yahan? Badhiya, jaldi uth gaye!"

Dev: (thoda mazaak karte hue) "Mahotarma, maine toh breakfast bhi bana diya hai."

Masoom: (sharmate hue) "Aap pagal ho gaye ho? Mujhe bol dete, main kya mar gayi thi?"

Dev: (halki daant ke saath) "Kya baat kar rahi ho, Masoom? Faaltu chiz mat bola karo!"

Sona: (muskuraate hue) "Ohhh ho, didi, Masoom, kya baat hai!"

Masoom thodi sharm se apna sir Sona ke seene mein chhupakar kehti hai, "Mujhe maaf karna, subah aapka dil dhukhaya tha."

Sona: (pyaar bhare shabdon mein) "Waise, tea toh pila do apne haath ki, aaj toh life ban jaayegi."

Dev: (pyaar se) "Ban di, chalo. Warna thandi ho jayegi."

Sona khushi khushi bathroom chali gayi, apna kaam karne. Main Saloni didi se kehta hoon, "Kya aapko alag se kuch kehna hoga? Jaaiye naa!"

Saloni: (thoda ghabra kar) "Mujhe kaha jana hai?"

Dev: "Haan, Ranisai, tum bhi jao aur neeche aa jao. Main Pari ko lekar aata hoon."

Saloni didi khush ho gayi. "Abhi aayi Dev, bas do minute."

Main apne room mein gaya, Pari ko god mein uthakar bathroom le gaya. Yeh ladki bhi na, itna hilane par bhi nahi uth rahi thi.

Dev: "Arre, Pari, tum bhi na!"

Maine usse halki si tapad maar di, jaise uske gaal par paani ki chhite mari thi.

Pari: kriti majak mat kiya kr samjhi

Pari meri god se utar gayi.

Pari - bhaiya aap mujhe laga kirti hai woh aiss hi meri need kharab karti hai

Main apne gaal ko sehalate hue bola, "Koi baat nahi, lekin aise tapad nahi mara karo, gudiya!"

Pari: "Bhaiya, kabhi toh kuch aur bol liya karo. Gudiya mat bola karo!"

Dev: (muskurate hue) "Aare, abb ismein kya kami hai?"

Pari: "Main kaha se aapko baachi lagti hoon? Dekho, ab toh mera seena bhi aapke barabar hai, bas height kam hai."

Dev: (muskurate hue) "Haan baba, haan, chal brush kar ke niche aa jao."

Pari: "Nahi, aap mujhe god mein uthakar le chalo, bus 10 minute dedo. Fresh hokar aa rahi hoon."

Main bahar jaake bed par baith kar mobile chalu karta hoon. Thodi der baad, Pari fresh hokar meri saamne khadi ho gayi.

Dev: "Chalo, ab!"

Pari: "Haan!"

Main uthkar jaane lagta hoon. Pari bolti hai, "Kaha, mujhe god mein uthao!"

Main thoda kuch nahi bola, kyunki ye itna zyada mere bas ka nahi tha. Phir bhi, maine use god mein uthaya aur neeche chal diya. Woh mere baal hilane lagi.

Dev: "Kya kar rahi ho?"

Pari: "Aap apna kaam karo, main bas dekh rahi hoon, aap dhyaan rakhte ho ya nahi. Mere baal ki shine chali gayi hai, aaj toh mujhe nahana hi padega."

Main chup raha, warna aur ek dialogue milta.

Neeche sab aa chuke the. Masoom dheere se keh rahi thi, "Dekh Saloni, yaar, chhote hone ke fayde toh aise hi milte hain. Ek baar feel kar, phir bata!"

Saloni: "Mera kaisa nasib? Yeh sab meri ladkiyan hain."

Pari: "Bas ab utar bhi do, warna kuch log jal ke bhun jaayenge."

Sona: "Chal, badmaas! Khud nahi aa sakti thi, Dev ko bekaar mein pareshan kar diya!"

Dev: "Abhi kya? Yeh mujhe nahalani wali hai!"

Tenno: "What?"

Pari - Haan, yeh apna dhyaan rakhtae hi nahi hai.

Sona - Meri pyaari Pari, main nahala dungi, tu pareshan mat ho.

Main - Rehne do Sona, yeh bahut ziddi hai, agar yeh na kare toh kahin meri massage ka dhyaan na aa jaye.

Sona - Arre haan, yeh toh. Ab main karungi.

Main (Man mein) - Yeh Bhagwan, ghar walon ko kyun bhejiya? Aaj mera samuhik baala... Ahhh! Sona ne mere pair par maar diya.

Main apni Maggi mein doob gaya, matlab, kehne mein mast ho gaya main.

Phir uske baad kya tha, Sona aur Pari ki zidd ke aage, main kya karta. Acchi khaasi malish hui aur phir nahakar tayaar hua.

Phir Masoom tayaar hui aur Dad ka phone aaya.

Dad - Beta, ghadi mein time dekha hai? Kaha ho? Hum yahan intezaar kar rahe hain.

Main - Aaya Dad, kon-kon hai wahan?

Dad - Teri maa hai aur Masoom ke dad aur unki koi rishtedaar hai. Zyada logon ko bulana theek nahi hai.

Main - Ok Dad, bas pahunchaata hoon abhi.

Maine phone cut kiya.

Main - Arre bhai Masu, kitna time logi?

Masoom - Aare ho gayi, chalo.

Main - Arre bas karo, itna mat sajawo ki mujhse intezaar na ho tumhe wapas ghar laane ka.

Masoom - Aaj meri shaadi hai, toh itna toh karna hi padega na.

Main - Waise ek baat batao, yeh palti kamar ka raaj kya hai? Yeh bol kar maine uski kamar daba di.

Masoom - Aaoooouch! Kya karte ho, late hona hai kya?

Uske baad hum dono neeche aaye, jaane ke liye toh waha sab pagal ho gaye, phir rahi thi.

Sona - Arre woh mala kaha hai?

Saloni - Tumse kaha tha, raat mein hi rakh lete, ab dhoondo.

Pari - Aare didi, woh hai toh aapke peeche.

Main - Kya ho raha hai bhai yaha?

Sona - Arre, aap dono aa gaye, woh bus mandir mein shaadi ki tayyari karwa di hai, bas yeh mala baachi hai.

Main - Mandir mein kab hua tha tay?

Masoom - Aur kya, main court marriage ke alawa sab tahar se shuhagan banungi.

Main - Jaisa tum chaaho.

Main - Par tum sab aise pagal ho, aise ho jaise tumhari shaadi hai!

Sab - Humari bhi toh honi hai!

Itna bol kar sab ek dusre ko ghurnay lage.

Pari (haklaate hue) - Humari bhi toh kabhi hogi, toh yeh log bhi aise hi pagal honge na?

Sona - Haan, kahe dete agla number mera hai!

Main - Thik hai, abhi isse toh klar loo!

Tenno aakar uske mathe ko chumana lag gaya.

Sona - Bahut lucky ho tum!

Pari - Looking gorgeous, bhabhi ji, sorry, nayi wali bhabhi.

Masoom ke aankhon mein aansu aa gaye.

Saloni didi unhe pochate hue - Na na, pagal ho gayi ho, aaj toh mat ro!

Masoom - Yeh toh khushi ke aansu hain.

Main - Arre yaar, late ho jayenge, dekho Dad ka call aa gaya.

Saloni - Thik hai, woh jo jungle ke uss side mein Shiv Mandir hai, wahan aa jaana.

Main Masoom ko lekar court pahuncha, jahan itna der se aane par daant lagi, par uske baad sab accha hua. Maine aur Masoom ne sath mein sins kiye aur maa, dad, Govind ji aur unki bus Malati ji ka ashirwad liya.

Dad - Accha, ab kya plan hai?

Masoom ne mera haath dabaya.

Main - Dad, main isko abhi lekar kuch der kisi hotel mein dinner karana chahta hoon.

Malati - Ohh, dinner mein toh samjhi.

Masoom sharma gayi.

Govind - Chaliye, Samadhi Ji, ab toh sab thik ho gaya, iss kushi ke subh avsar par yeh hua. Iski maa, jahan bhi hogi, khush hogi. Dekho, kya vidambana hai, hamari shaadi bhi issi din hui thi.

Masoom apne dad ke gale lag kar rone lagi.

Govind - Arre beta, kya hua? Yeh toh tu chahti thi na?

Masoom - Dad, aap kya karenge? Waha yahi humare saath rahiye na!

Govind - Pagal hai kya beti? Tujhe pata hai, aisa shastraro mein nahi likha hai kahin bhi.

Main - Arre papa ji, kaise baat kar rahe ho! Yeh sab purani baatein hain, aur waise bhi, ab aapka sab kaam main dekh lunga. Bus aap ab aaram kariye, aur gaav ki shaanti mein zindagi ka maza lijiye.

Dad - Haan, humari bhi yahi raaye hai.

Govind - Ji par...

Maa - yeh kya baat hui , ab humari Masoom beti ke liye itna toh kar hi sakte hain.

Malati - Haan, shayad yeh log sahi keh rahe hain. Bhaiyya, waha bhi aap akela rehte ho, kam se kam ek parivaar toh milega aapko.

Govind - Thik hai, fir apne beti aur damaad ki baat maan leta hoon.

Masoom ab mere paas aakar mere gale lag gayi.

Masoom - Aap kitne acche ho!

Main - Dekha dad, main kitni baar mana kar chuka hoon, par yeh aap jaise karwati rehti hai.

Govind - Yeh toh iska dharam hai, beti. Tum kabhi apne dharm se peeche mat hatna.

Masoom - Ji pita ji.

Pata nahi kyun, par mujhe Govind ji baaton mein aaj mere guruji ki jhalak dikh rahi thi.

Main sabko bye karke nikala, uss mandir ki aur.

Hum dono car mein the. Masoom mere kandhe par sir rakh kar baithi thi.

Main - Kya hua baby, bol nahi rahi ho kuch?

Masoom - Kya bolu? Aaj toh sab kuch mil gaya, mujhe yakin nahi ho raha hai.

Main - Haan, woh... Etna bol kar maine car ko rok diya. Yeh achanak cheezein kab hona band hongi?

Main abhi jungle se thoda hi door tha ki ek mini missile mujhe apni car ki taraf aati dikhayi. Maine haath se usse right side mein kar diya, aur hawa mein uska rukh badal gaya. Par doosri side se grounded bomb meri car ke neeche blast hua, aur humari car hawa mein udd gayi.

Main Masoom ko pakda aur car se kud gaya. Maine khud ko neeche rakha taaki Masoom ko chot na aaye. Hum karib 20 meter door gir gaye, road se.

Main - Baby, tum thik ho naa?

Masoom - Mere maathe ko chhukar, "Mujhe tumhare liye bahut chinta ho rahi hai. Tumhe bachane ki koshish karte hue tum khud ghayal ho gaye ho..."

Main - Arre, tum ghabrao mat, abhi sab kuch theek ho jayega!

Tabhi kuch log humare paas aane lage. Unhone apni guns nikali aur dheere-dheere humaare taraf chalana shuru kar diya. Mere andar ka warrior jag gaya. Maine apna haath aage kiya aur shield banayi, jo blast se toot gayi. Aur phir, bina rukte, maine doosra haath aage kiya aur doosri shield bana di, jo uss blast ko rok rahi thi

Main - Yeh sab nahi rukne wala hai. Tum kuch der ke liye kahin safe jagah pe chali jao, main in sab se nipat raha hoon.

Masoom - Par tum...

Main - Tumhe pareshan hone ki zarurat nahi hai main tumhe bachana chata hi bus

Masoom - khoon nikal raha hai aapka

Main - band ho jaayega thodi der me bus thoda time do

Awesome update bro

 

[Dev the lover]

Awesome update bro

thanks bhai

 

[Alok]

Fantastic update dev bhai.......