UPDATE 108
Woh sab bhi muh gira kar andar chali gayi
Mai stairs par jaa raha tha
Mai - yar enn ladkiyo ko samjahana munkin nahi hai pata naa kab kaya kehati hai kaya karati hai koi nahi bata sakata hai
Mai room mai gaya
Woh dono leti hui thii par light band thi mujhe pani pina tha toh table ke pass
gaya aur light on kar ke bottle uthayi aur panni pita hua muda
Mai muh sai pani nikal gaya kyuki samnai tha hii kuch aisa
Neha - kaya hua bhai aur app asse khade hokar kaya dekh rahe
Mai shir jahataka - kuch bhi nahi
Pari hasnai lagii
Par pata nahi kyu meri nazar baar baar thighs par jaa rahi thi jaise dekha naa
ho
Mai - yeh kyu phena hai tunne
Pari - are bhai aaj liya toh garmi bhi thi socha try kar luh dekho kitna khula
khula hai
Mai - haa kuch jada hi khula hai
Neha - kaya bhai
Mai - are bahar kaa mausam kitna khula hua hai
Par sali meri nazar ko kaya ho gaya hai hat kyu nahi rahi jaroor yeh kdev hi
hai
( K dev - mere koh bich mai laa raha tuh kudh dekh raha hai )
Pari - chalo aa jao abb so jao
Mai - aata hu pani gir gaya hai bhar ke lata hu
Pari - jaldi aana
Maine nicche gaya aur panii bhar kar upper aane laga ki mujhe kuch sunnayi
diya jaise koi window khuli band huii ho
Mai uss room ki taraf gaya aur gate halaka saa khula tha maine haath lagaya aur gate kholate hii meri fati yaa nahi yeh nahi pata par ghussa bahut aya
Par behanchod yeh hai kaya
Saamne ek azib saa adami taha jis ke pank lage hue the aur woh bed par betha meri janu ko ghur raha tha
Maine dheere sai gate band kiya
Mai - oye edhar dekh le bhutanki ese kaya ghur raha hai be nikal yaha sai agar marana nahi hai toh
Usnnai mujje dekha aur muskuraya
Mai - abe oye dekh haat jaa waha saai nahi toh oyee teri maa kaa woh gulab kaa fool hata waha sai
Par woh saala bus muskura raha tha
Mai aage badha aur usse dhaka dene gaya par saala mera haath usske aar par ho gya aur mai sambhal nahi paya apnai aapko mera face ki side jakar janu ki hips sai takara
Janu - aaaaahhh maa kon hai dur hato mujhsai uss nai bina dekhe ek japad mujhe jad diyaa
Mai - are maara kyu mai
Janu - nai side wala lamp ka button daabate hue sorry mujehe laga uss nai picche dekha aaaiiiiiiii tumhare picche yeh kaya hai
Black bird - darling mera naam Black bird
Mai - abb bhaut ho gaya saale mai bina baat ke kisi ko nahi marta par tuh had
kar raha hai
Maine apni talwar nikal lii aur haath mai ek electric ball bana lii
Black bird - abe ruk jaa jab tuh mujhe chu bhi nahi paya toh yeh mujhe kaise mar degii chal hata essi warana tera hi ghar tutega
Maine apna haath niche kiya aur talwar gayab ho gayi
Mai - tuh hai kon aur yaha kyu aaya hai
Black bird - mai aaya hu esse lene
kyuki tunne meri veronica koo mara
Janu - kon veronica
Black bird - wahi joh tere sharir mai rehati thi
Mai - woh chudail
Black bird - joh bhi samajh lee par ab yeh meri hai
Mai - tere baap kaa maal hai kaya
Black bird - chii chii kitana ganada bolata hai abbe woh teri hone waali biwi hai aur usse mere baap ka maal bola kitna ghatiyaa hai tuh
Janu - yeh mujhe maal bole yaa darling tumhe kaya
Black bird - are mai toh bhul gaya yeh toh naya jamana hai yaha bolnai kaa style change karana hoga haa toh darling long drive par chale
Maine ek gussa mara woh usske aar par ho gaya
Janu - yeh kaya hai esse lag kyu nahi raha hai
Black bird - dekh mai araam sai baat karnai aaha hu tune meri waali ko mara
mai toh bus teri waali ko lenne aaya hu woh zinda rahegi soch mera dil kitana
bada hai
Mai - janu tum jara bhar jaao
Janu - nahi mai nahi jaungii
Black bird - acha thik hum dono hii baat kar lete hai
Janu - bolo kaya baat hai
Mai - janu kaya hua hai tumhe ek banda bina baat ke yaaha aa gaya aur tum usski baat sunn rahi ho
Black bird - abe mai koi aira gira nahi hu raja hu mai "kaalshinga" kaa
Mai - raja hii yaa baja yaha sai abhi chala jaa warana
Black bird - dekh ab aram sai baat bahut ho gayi esse toh mai lekar hi jauga
Janu - halwa hai kaya joh le jaega
Maine usse ek aur gussa mara par sala aar paar ho gaya
Mai man mai - yeh atama jaisa hai kuch energy type kaa haath mai nahi aa raha
hai kdev sayad lad payega ess sai abhi
Mai - k (kdev ko maine bola )kaha hai jaldi aa
Black bird - koi mera kuch nahi bijad sakata mai amar hu
Mai - koi amar nahi hota samajha
Maine kuch socha aur pass kaa pani utha kar usske taraf pheka hi tha ki woh
khidaki sai khud gaya aur jaate jaate
Black bird - samabhal kar rakhana lene aayunga aur uss wkaht yaa tuh marega yaa royega
Mai - woh tab dekh lenge nikal yaha sai
Janu - tum asse baat kar rahe ho jase tumhara dost ho
Mai - toh kaya jaau aur mar du
Janu - yaha aakar betho pareshan mat ho
Mai jakar usske pass betha
Mai - janu abb tum akele kahi mat jana samjhi mujhe pata hai tum khud ko bacha sakati ho par mujhe lagata hai yaha asse aana usski chal thi warana woh khud aata apni ruh kaa hisa nahi bejata
Janu - tumnai panni kyu feka
Mai - agar koi kaali ruh anpne sharir sai jada dur ho toh agar uss par pani
pad jaaye toh woh sudh matalab kahatam ho jaati hai
Janu ne woh gulab kaa phol mujhe diya
Mai - yeh tum laayi ho kaya
Janu - haa tumhare liya tha par pata nahi kaise need aa gayi
Mai - are mera toh gulab tum hii ho jab hasti ho toh tuhare hoth ekdum gulabi
lagate hai
Janu - bus hasate hue
Maine kaan sai baal haatye - nahi hamesha par please abb akele mat jana
Janu - etna kyu dar rahe ho
Mai - kyuki mai abhi yeh nahu janata ki yeh kon hai aur kaya hai
Janu - koi baat nahi so jaal nahi jaungi agar tum mere saath rahe toh
Mai - acha chalata hu warana woh mera dimag kha jayegi
Janu - aab usse samjha kyu nahi dete ki abb woh badi ho chhuki hai aakhir kab tak aapke saath soti rahegii usski shaadi bhi toh hogi tab kaya karegii
Nock Nock
Janu - kon hai
Pari - sorry bhaiya hai kaya yaha
Janu - nahi yaha kyu honge
Pari - sorry pata nahi kaha chale gaye mai niche dekh kar aati uuu
Mai dheere sai - acha mai chalata hu
Janu - thik hai jaoo aur yeh window
Mai - kah denaa mujhsai tut gayi
Mai dhirre sai gat khola aur dheere upper jaane laga last stair bachi thi ki
meri saamnai aa gayi chandi devi
Pari - acha toh unhonai jhut bola ruko abhi
Woh nicche jaane wali thi ki maine usse picche sai pakad kar utha liya aur room
mai lakar gate band kar diya
Pari - bhai chhodo dukh raha hai
Mai - bhaut saitaan ho gayi hai chal so jaa abb maine usse bed par litya aur
mai bhi let gaya
Neha - bhai etnai der kaha the
Pari - jab gf mil jaye toh sab badal jaate hai yeh bhi badal gaye
Neha - toh kaya hua gf ke pass hi toh the kaya hua tujhe jada jalan ho rahi
hai toh enki gf ban jaa
Mai - neha soch kar bola kar
Pari - sahi bola uss nai mai aapki gf hi hu chhoti si acchi si
Mai - gf matalb girl friend hota hai pagal
Pari - toh mai girl toh hu hii aur aapki friend bhi toh hui naa girl friend
Mai - nahi
Pari - thik hai jao mai aapsai baat nahi karati woh muh fula kar ghum gayi aur
rone lagi
Mai(man mai) - kaya musibat hai
Mai - acha aa jaa meri gf aa ja
Pari - nahi aap soo jao
Mai - phir kiss bhi nahi lenii
Woh etni tezi sai mudi aur mer hotho par kiss kar dii
Mai - pagal yaha nahi gaal par bola tha
Pari - mere bhai mere bf aapko kaya app so jaaiye kitnai baar bulawoge
Mai - huuuu
Aur thakawat ki wajah sa pata nahi kab soo gaya
Subah utha toh waha koi nahi tha maine time dekha 7bej gaye the
Mai beth gaya
Mai - badi acchi need aayi aaj kassh roz assi need aaye
Are mai toh bhul gaya yeh sala k dev kaha gya
Mai - k oye k kaha hai
Koi awwaz nahi lagata hai sala naraj hokar chala gaya khai maine apni mind sai sai dudana caha ki mujhe ek awwaz aayi bus
Ladki - come baby yes yes
