Main get band karke kaka ke pass agya kaka apni charpai pe niche peir kar ke beth gye
Kaka ne mujhe apne pairo me bethne ko kaha.
Main chup chap gulam ki tarha niche beth gaya
Meri nazar kaka ke loade pe thi
Kaka ka laoda pehle se hi mota tha
Loade ki nase fulne se
Our jada mota ho gya tha
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Meri biwi nagma thik hi kehti hai.
Kaka ka land nahi hai
Ye loada hai
Aaj karib se loada dekh ke mujhe bhi asa lag raha hai
Keh kaka ke loade ko land kehna ye kaka ke loade ki tohin hogi
mujhe ak taraf saram bhi a Rahi thi me kaka se maza nahi mila pa raha tha
Dusri taraf mera dil kaka ke loade se khelne ko kar raha tha
Mene himmat kar ke haath badaya
Our kaka ka loada pakad liya
Kaka ka loada upar niche jhatke maar raha tha
Mujhe asa lag raha tha Jese Kaka ka loada mere haath se chhutne ke liye fadfada raha hai
Loade ke jhatke itne tej the
Keh mera haath ko bhi upar niche kar raha tha
. main kaka se bola ka aap ka ye kitne jor jor ke jhatke maar raha hai
Kaka meri baat sunke bole ha
malik aaj kuch jada hi mera land jhatke maar raha hai
Jante ho kyo maar raha hai ye.jhatke....
Main nahi kaka mujhe nhi pata ye asa kyo kar raha hai
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Kaka bole ye khusi ke mare jhatke maar raha hai aaj ye bohat khus hai
Main bola aaj ye khus kyo ho raha hai kaka
Kaka bole aaj ye sala tumhari muskan didi yani behan ke bare me
Baat karna chah raha hai
Ye mujh se har time muskan ki hi baat karta rehta hai
Main bola kya ye aap se baat bhi karta hai kaka
Kaka ha ye mujhse sikayat karta hai
Main kesi sikayat karta hai ye aap se
Kaka kehta Hai aaj tak tumne meri tamnna puri nahi ki
Main iski kya tamnna hai kaka
Kaka iski ak tamnna jo aaj tak mene puri nahi ki
Isi baja se ye mujh se naraz rehta hai
Main bola mujhe bhi batao na kaka iski kya murad hai
Mere under kaka ki baat se surur ane laga tha
Mera land fir se dhire dhire khada hone laga tha
Ab meri saram bhi dhire dhire jane lagi thi......
Main kaka ke loade ki khal upar niche kar raha tha
Kaka ke loade ka supada chamdi me under bahar ho raha tha
Kaka ke land ka supada laal tamatar ki tarha fula hua lag raha tha
Mujhe asa lag raha tha jese land ka supada hijab ke under ho
Our main bar bar loade ke supade ko hijab se bahar nikal ke dekh raha hu
Kaka Meri baat sun ke bole
Malik is sala ki bohat gandi dimand hai
Jo me kabhi iski dimand Puri nahi kar sakta hu
Kehta hai mujhe ak baar
M*z**bi nek khatun ki
P*k chut ke under jana hai
Ab tum batao main iske liye nek p*k m*z**bi chut
Kaha se laun
Tumhi is sale ko kuch kaho sayad ye tumhari baat maan jaye
Main bola
Main kya baat karu isse
Me to iski baat samjhta bhi nahi hu
Kaka bole me hu na main tumhe bataunga ye kya keh raha hai
Ab tum isse baat karo malik
Main kaka ke land ki chamdi piche kar ke supade ko hijab se nikal ke bola
Hello me tumhara malik
Asfak hu
Mere itna kehte hai hi
Land ne do teen jhatke mare
Main kaka se bola isne kuch kaha hai kaka
Kaka ha malik ye keh raha hai
Mera koy malik nahi hai balki log
mujhe apna Malik banate hai
Itne me fir se teen char our jhatke mare land ne
Main ab kya kaha isne
Kaka keh raha hai tere jese malik ko me apne land ke niche rakhta hu
Mujhse baat karni hai to mere matlab ki hi karna
Main land se bola kitne battamiz ho tum
Baat karne ki tamiz nahi hai
Land ne fir jhatke mare
Mene Kaka ki taraf dekha
Kaka bole ye keh raha hai
Mujhe tamiz mat sikha
Mere liye apni behen muskan ki chut ka intezam karega ya nahi
Main land ko sehlate huye bola
Ghar me our bhi to hai
Ham uske bare me baat karte hai
Land fir se hila
Kaka bole malik ye keh raha hai
Aaj apni behen muskan ki baat kar jo ghar me Hai unki fir kisi our din baat karna
Kaka ke bolte hi land ne fir se jhatke mare
Main kaka se bola ab bhi kuch kaha isne
Kaka bole ha malik ye keh raha hai mujhse baat mat kar mujhe apni muthi me pakad ke upar niche kar
Baat tu kaka se kar apni behen muskan ke bare me
Main ye sun ke bola ha kaka ye sahi keh raha hai mujhe bhi baat karne me dikkat ho rahi hai iske badle me tum hi baat karo
Kaka bole thik hai mujhe bhi achha lagega
Tum baat karte karte mere land ko hilate raho
Main bo to main hila raha hu
Kaka bole tumhe mera land kyo pasand hai land to tumhe pass bhi hai
Main aap ka land ak to bohat lamba mota hai
Our dekhne me ham logo se alag hai
Kaka kese alag hai
Main aap ke land ke age chamdi hoti hai
Ham logo me nahi hoti
Aap ke land ko jab bhi dekhata hu
Mera man machal jata hai
Ise bar bar dekhne ko dil karta hai
Ab dekho na main izzatdaar sarif admi
Aaj tumhara land pakad ke betha hai
Sab is land ka kaal hai
Kaka bole tumhe jab mera land itna pasand hai
Socho jab tumhari behen muskan mera land dekhegi use kitna pasand ayega
Kya tum apni behen muskan ko mere land nahi dikhaoge malik
Main bola
Main kese keh sakta hu kaka
Muskan baji ko apka land pasand ayega yaa nahi
Ye to bahi. jane
Our bese bhi Muskan baji parde me rehne bali nek our sarif... p*k*za ladki hai
Sayad use pasand na aye
Kaka bole malik tumhe pata nahi hai
Jo aurte jitni jada p*k*za ... m*z**bi hoti hai
Our apne aap ko parde me dhak ke rakhti hai
Bo aurat Under se itni hi badi randi hoti
Kyoki unke shohar unhe sahi se chod nahi pate hai
Kahi bo behek na jaye
Isi baja se bo apna dhiyan a*l*h ki ib*d*t me laga leti hai
Bo ib*d*t...to karti hai
Magar under hi under chudai ki aag me bo jalti rehti hai
Asi aurte mera jesa land ak baar dekh le to bo
Apne aap ko rok nahi pati hai
Agar tumhe yakin na ho tum mera land apni muskan baji ko ak baar dikha ke dekho
Mera dawa hai
Bo mera land ak baar dekh legi to bo apna alima pan bhul jayegi
Bolo dekhaoge apni baji ko mera land
Main man hi man me bola
Kaka ye to tum sahi keh rahe ho
Keh
koyi bhi m*z**bi... pak m*sl*m ..khatun ak baar aap ka chamdi bala lamba mota kala land dekh legi to bo sab kuch bhul jayegi
Main to apni ankho se dekh chuka hu
Meri biwi kitni sarif nek m*z**bi thi
Aap ne use apna land dikha ke aaj use apni randi bana liya hai
Main kaka se bola main kese dekha sakta hu aap ka land Muskan baji ko
Kaka bo sab mujh pe chhod do tum
Pehle ye batao tum razi ho apni baji ko mera land dikhane ke liye
Main kaka ki baat sunke kuch nahi bola
Kaka dekho me janta hu tum razi ho
Magar saram ki baja se keh nahi paa rahe ho
Main bola dhire se bola ha kaka main razi to hu
Magar main derta hu kahi ye baat muskan baji ammi abbu ko na bata de
Agar ammi abbu ko pata chal gaya to abbu aap ko police se bhi pakadwa sakte hai ya fir tumhe ghar se bhi nikal sekte hai
Our main nahi chahta hu aap is ghar se jaye
Kaka bole asfak tum ye batao mujhe kya tum bhi chahte ho keh
Main apna ye land teri behan ki pakiza chut me daal ke use randi ki tarha chodu
Sach bata tu bhi yahi chahta hai na
Kaka abhi thodi der pehle mujhe malik aap aap kar ke bol rahe the
Our ab ak dam se mera naam leke tu tadak ker ke
mujhse bolne lage.
kaka kabhi bhi mera naam leke nahi bole the suru se hi kaka mujhe malik hi keh ke bolte hai
Main kaka ka ye rup dekh ke heran ho raha tha
Mujhe laga sayad kaka sharab ke nashe me bol rahe hai
Sach kahu mujhe bhi ab kaka ki baat me maza a raha tha
Mera chhota sa land full time ho gya mera dil kaka se mukam baji ke bare me gandi gandi baat ker ke muth marne ko kar raha tha
Main masti me kaka se bola ha kaka main chahta hu aap mere samne meri muskan baji gulawi pak chut ko is kale chamdi bale land se choddo
Main unhe is chamdi bale land se chudta hua dekhna chahta hu
Aap ka jese dil chahe ghar me kisi ko bhi mere samne chod sakte ho
Kaka meri baat sunke khus ho gye
Our mujh se bole
Asfak tu mujhse apni ammi ko bhi chudwana chahta hai
Main ha kaka aap meri sarif pak ammi jaan ko bhi chodo mere samne
Mujhe koyi atraz nahi hai
Habas ki aag me me itnaa andha ho gya
Kaka ki har achhi buri baat me ha kar raha tha
Aaj subha se mera vriya nahi nikla tha
Main jaldi se apna vriya nikalna chahta tha
Main pajame ke upar se apna land pakad ke sehlane laga
Do teen baar hi mene land sehlaya hi tha ki mere land se
Vriye ki pichkari pajame me hi nikalni Start ho gyi
Meri sans sulte dekh ke
Kaka bole kya hua asfak tera nikal gya kya
Main ha kaka mera vriya nikal gya hai
Kaka haste huye bole ha aahh...
Haath lagte hi tera pani nikal gya
Tu kese chod pata hoga apni biwi ko
Bo to bechari pyaasi hi reh jati hogi
Main jhijhakte huye bola
Ha kaka me apni biwi ki pyaas nahi bujha pata hu
Meri biwi har baar pyaasi reh jati hai
Kaka main janta hu tum log apni biwi o ko chod nahi pate ho
Unke liye to mere jesa jaleem mard hona chahiye
Jo unhe randi ki tarha berehmi se chode
Hamare jese mard hi tumhari pak sarif randi ki chut ki aag thandi kar sakta hai
Main kaka ki baat sun ke
Sarmindgi mehsus karne laga
Our me uthke jane laga
Kaka bole kaha ja rahe ho asfak
Main bola bohat der ho gayi hai kaka
Raat bhi kafi ho gyi hai
Meri biwi mera intjar kar rahi hogi
Ab mujhe Jana chahiye
Kaka bole tumne to apna pani nikal liya
Mera kya hoga
Main bola tum aaj apne haath se apna pani nikal lo
Kaka ne mujhe jane ko bol diya
Main apne room me jane ke liye nikal gya
Jab me niche hole me gya
Mene dekha meri biwi abbu ke room se nikal rahi thi
Mene ghadi ki taraf dekha raat ka 1 baj raha
Main sochne laga
Nagma abbu ke room me is baqt kiya kar rahi hai
Main apne room me chala gaya
Mere piche piche meri biwi bhi room me a gayi......,
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