Aj sunday ka din tha
dukan ki chutti thi
Har Sunday ko main der se soke uthta hu
Aaj bhi main 10 baje soke utha
raat nagma our mere bich kuch nahi hua
Room me nagma nahi thi
Main fresh hoke niche rasoi me aya
Rasoi me nagma
Is*l*m*c nate gunguna rahi thi
Mujhe dekh ke nagma boli
Uth gye tum asfak
Main ha uth gya
Nagma Tum hole me betho me nasta lagati hu
Main hole ke sofe pe jake beth gya
Nagma mere liye table pe nasta lagane lagi
Main Nagma ko nasta lagate hoye
nagma ka chehra bohat gor se dekh raha tha
Aaj bhi nagma ke
Chehre pe bahi pehle jesa bholapan
Nazar ata hai
Nagma ka badan pehle se jada bhar gya tha
Magar kahi bhi
Extra charbi nahi tha
Par chehre ki masumiyat saram haya abhi bhi kayam thi
Magar ye saram haya masumiyat
Sab khatam ho jati hai
Jab nagma kaka ke sath hoti hai
Kaka ke sath to meri biwi apni
Sari maryada bhul jati hai
Main kisi se kagunga bhi to koyi
Meri baat ka visbash nahi karega
Ke nagma asi ladki bhi
Har koyi meri biwi ki tarif karta hai
Ristedari ki Bohat si aurte to a*l*ha se yahi dua karte hai
Ya.. a*l*ha
Hane bhi nagma jesi nek sarif din dar hi bahu dena.
Abhi tak meri ye samajh me nahi aya hai
Meri biwi kaka ke sath jo ganda gandi harkate karti hai
Nagma apni marzi se karti hai
Ya fir kaka nagma pe jor dalke karbate hai
Mujhe to abhi ye bhi pata nahi hai
Nagma our kaka ka chakkar kitne time se chal raha hai
Abhi me nagma our kaka ke bare me sahi se nahi jan paya hu
Dusra ammi ka mamla samne a gya hai
Main chup chap beth ke sach raha tha
Itne me
Nagma meri taraf dekh ke boli kya soch rahe ho asfak
Nasta karo barna thand ho jayega
Main nasta karte nagma se bola abbu kaha hai nagma
Meri biwi mujhe chhedte huye boli kon se abbu
Main bola bahi jo mujhe ak ankh nahi bhate hai
Nagma bo abhi thodi der pehle hi bahar gye hai keh rahe hai ane me dar ho jayegi
Main nasta kar ke hole me bath ke tv dekhne laga
11 baje ka time hoga nagma apna sara ghar ka kaam nipta ke mere pass ake beth gyi
Main nagma se bola
Yaar ammi asi hogi mene socha nahi tha
Ammi to din raat
A*l*ha ki ibadat karti thi
Har baqt sar sazde me rahta tha
Our khali time me bhi jab bhi dekhta tha tasbeeh hi padhti rehti thi
Ye achanak ammi ko kya hua
Nagma boli ammi ka raz to ab pata chala hai na jane kab se ammi ye sab kar Rahi hai
Our mujhe to lagta hai ammi khala ke yaha bhi kuch na kuch harkat kar rahi hongi
Jante ho ammi us ladke se bol rahi thi
Milne ko
Kya pata ammi us ladke ko bhi apne sath leke gyi ho
Main bola us ladke ka kese pata Karu main
Nagma boli tum tension na lo asfak main sab pata kar lungi
Chhodo ye baat
Ye tv me kya faltu ki cheez dekh rahe ho
Main bola fir kya dekhu Aaj koyi dhang ka program
Nahi a raha hai
Nagma boli tv band karo bekar me apna our mera mund kharab kar rahe ho
Chalo ak game khalte hai
Nagma ki baat sunke meri ankho me chamak agyi
Lagta hai aaj fir us din jesa maza ayega
Dekhta hu meri biwi aaj kis tarike se mujhe maza karati hai
Ye sach ke mene jaldi se kaha
Ha yaar main bhi tv dekh ke bor ho gya hu
Aaj kuch naya game khelte hai
Batao konsa game khele
Meri biwi boli
Aaj hole me hi khelenge
Main bola yaha hole me koyi dekh lega yaha aaj kaka bhi ghar pe hai
Nagma boli aaj game me tuhare baap ko bhi samil kar lete hai
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Nagma ki baat sun ke meri ankhe fel gyi
Mera dil jor jor se dhak dhak karne laga
Main bola tumhara
Matlab he aaj kaka bhi hamare sath
Nagma boli ha asfak jao kala ko bula ke lao
Main bola par me kese bula ke laun
Kaka se main kya kahunga
Nahi yaar ye mujhse nahi hoga
Nagma ki baato se mere pet me lup lup ho rahi thi
Main kaka se jake kya kahu
Yahi ke aao kaka meri biwi tumhe chudwane ke liye bula rahi
Aaj nagma ne mujhe fasa diya
Main man hi man me.. a*l*ha se dua kar raha tha
Ya.. a*l*ha tu mujhe
Is musibat se bacha
Mene kabhi socha nahi tha ke nagma mujhse asi dimand bhi kar sakti hai
Itne me meri biwi boli kya sich rahe ho asfak
Jao bula ke lao apne naye abbu ko
Main jhijhakte huye bola
Nahi yaar aaj nahi
Main kaka se abhi khula nahi hu.
Kuch din baad kehna
Main bhi apne aap ko reddy kar lunga
Meri baat sunke
nagma boli
Nahi tum abhi bula ke lao barna kisi bhi cheez ki mujh se ummid mat rakhna
Ab to main our bhi nagma ki baat sun ke dar gya
Aaj nagma ko pata nhi kya hua hai
Apni zid pe adgyi
Main mayusi se
bola
Tum ye to bata do
Main kaka se jake kya kahu
Nagma boli tum pehle kaka se baat karo
Fir tum kaka ko kisi bhi bahane se yaha bulake lao
Baki ka kaam mera raha
Nagma ki baat sun ke
Main kaka ke pass gya
Kaka apne room ki charpai pe let ke mobile chala rahe the
Mujhe dekh ka uth ke beth gye
Main kaka se bola
Kya ho raha hai kaka
Kaka kuch nahi Malik bas lete lete mobile chala raha hu
Main aaj kahi gye nahi gumne
Main kaka se baat karte soch raha tha
Keh kaka ko kis bahane se leke jau main
Kaka nahi malik dil nahi kar raha hai kahi jane ka
Agar gya to sham ke time junga
Main ghar pe sab thik hai
Kaka ha sab thik hai
Meri nazar kaka ki dhoti pe gyi
Kaka ki dhoti tant ki tarha uthi uyi thi
Main samjha gya kaka mobile pe kuch dekh rahe the
Main kaka se bola
Yaha akele akele Tum bor ho rahe hoge
Chalo hole me beth ke chaye pite hai
Kaka bole nahi malik aap pijiyega
Main baha kya karunga
Main bola chalo kaka
Main nagma se bolke aya tha chay banane ko
Tv dekhte huye chay piyenge
Kaka mujhe mana karte rahe
Mere jada kehne se kaka mere sath agye
My kaka ko leke hole me a gya
Lekin hole me nagma nahi thi
Main kaka ko sofe pe bitha ke bola
Aap bethiye kaka
Nagma sayad upar gyi hai
Main bula ke lata hu
Main kaka ko betha ke upar chala gya
Room me nagma shise ke samne beth ke chehre pe kuch laga rahi thi
Main nagma se bola tum yaha a gyi
Kaka bole me bethe hai
Kya unhe bhi yahi bula lu
Meri biwi boli nahi kaka ko bahi rahne do
Tum mera hath pakad ke niche le chalo
Itna kehte hi meri biwi ne apna haath mere age bada diya
Main nagma ka haath pakad ke niche leke jane laga
Asa karte huye mujhe bahat sarmindgi mehsus ho rahi thi
Abhi thodi der pehle hi nagma ne mujhe kala ko bulane ke liye bheja tha
Our ab
Mujhse keh rahi hai mera haath pakad ke kaka ke pass le chalo
Main nagma ko leke ja to raha tha
Magar mujhe gabrahat bhi bohat ho rahi thi
Chalte hu meri tange bhi ladkhda rahi hai .......,,,...,.....
