Pehle main is kadwe pani ko chat raha hai
Jab pani ne dhaar ka rup liya fir main is pani ko pine laga
Nagma ne thik hi kaha tha ab mujhe ye pani kam kadwa lag raha tha
Dhire dhire main pani ak glass ke barabar pi gya
Pani pike mujhe ajeeb sa lagne laga
Mujhe apna badan bohat halka halka mehsus ho raha tha
Mere dimag ne bhi kaam karna band kar diya
Jab tak pani behta raha main use pita raha
Ab apni mere muh me ana band ho gya
Meri biwi boli batao iska naam kya hai
Main sochne laga asa pani mene kabhi piya nahi
Na hi main is pani ka koyi undaza laga pa raha tha
Nagma ne aaj mujhe sach me fasa diya tha
Ak sart main jeet ke bhi haar gya
Dusri sart me harne bala hu
Main apne aap ko bohat hoshiyar samajta tha
Magar meri biwi mujhse bhi kyi guna chalak nikli
Main nagma se bola main apni haar manta hu
Mujhe is pani ka naam nahi pata
Nagma boli rules ke mutabik kya tum saza ke liye Reddy ho
Main bola ha main apni haar manta hu
Tum jo bhi saza dogi mujhe manzur hogi
Meri baat sunke
Meri biwi boli tumhari saza ye hogi
Main inme se koyi ak cheez tumhare muh me dalumgi
Tumhe ise apne halak ke under tak le jake
Chusna hoga
Main nagma ki baat sunke bola nahi yaar mujhe bohat takhlif hogi
Koyi our saza ho bo de do
Nagma boli nahi ye nahi ho sakta
Harne bale ko jitne bale ki baat manni hi hogi
Chalo me tum pe ak ahshan karti hu
Tum apni marzi se in me se koyi bhi ak cheez chun sakte ho
Magma mere kaan me boli
Batao kya dalu tumhare muh me
Main sochne laga
Konsi cheez chunu main
Magar me deside nahi kar pa raha tha
Jab se mene kadwa pani piya hai
Mera dimag sahi se kaam nahi kar pa raha tha
Nagma boli
Loki chalegi
Main loki ka naam sun ke jaldi se bola
Nahi loki bohat moti our lamdi hai
Ye mera muh hi faadh degi
Nagma fir boli khira daal du
Main khire ka naam sunke bola
Nahi ye bhi nahi
Is pe jaga jaga dane bane huye hai
Ye mera muh chhil dega
Nagma fir se boli
Ye torayi chalegi
Main bola torayi bohat lambi hai
Main ise bhi nahi le paunga
Nagma boli lambi to kakdi bhi hai
Main bola kakdi bhi nahi
Nagma boli ab teen chize bachi
Kela baigan our bo jiska tum naam nahi bata paye
Inme se batao kya dalu tumhare muh ke andar
Main fir se sochne laga
Mene baigan our kela chusa tha
Magar mujhe in dono ko chusne me maza nahi aya tha
Ha land ko chusne me mujhe maza aya tha
Land ko muh se nikalne ka mera man bhi nahi kar raha tha
Main kaka ke land ko hi bol deta hu
Dalne ko
Bese bhi nagma our kaka ko pata bhi nahi hai
Keh me janta hu
Ye land hai
Main dhire se apni biwi se bola
Tum bahi mere muh me daal do
Jisko me janta nahi hu
Nagma boli thik hai
Ab tum apna muh khul ke betho
Nagma ki baat sun ke mene apna muh khol diya
Ab mere muh ke under mere hi nokar ka land jane bala hai
Ye soch ke mara land pajame ke under jor jor se jhatke marne laga
Bas mene ye socha hi tha
Keh kaka ne apna lamba mota land mere muh me
Daal diya
Kaka mere muh me land daal ke halke halke dhakke marne lage
Kaka ka land mere muh me baha tak aaram se chala gya
Jaha tak mene thodi der pehle apne muh me liya tha
Kaka ka land mere halak tak tha
Ab Kaka bohat hi araam araam se apna land mere muh me under bahar kar rahe the
Yani kaka mera muh chod rahe the
Mujhe bhi maza ane laga tha apna muh kaka ke land se chudwane mein
Meri biwi mere kaan ke pass boli maza a raha hai ya nahi
Main sharm ki baja se kuch nahi bola
Nagma fir boli batao na kesa lag raha hai tumhe
Main fir bhi kuch nahi bola
Nagma hash ke boli main janti hu tumhe maza araha hai
Mene haath ke ishare se nagma se pucha
Tumhe kese pata mujhe maze a rahe hai
Nagma mera ishare samajh ke boli
Tumhara ye chhota sa chuha pajama me uchhal kud macha raha hai
Itna kehte hi meri biwi ne mera land pajame ki upar se hi pakad liya
Meri biwi fir boli tum kaho to is chuhe ko pajame se ajaad kerdu
Mene gardan hila ke haa kiya
Mere ishara karte hi
Nagma ne mera pajama khul diya
Our mera land bahar nikal ke boli
Ye tumhe jada pareshan kar Raha hai
Main ise sehla du
Mene fir se ishara kiya haa
Fir Nagma mera land apne haath me leke sehlane lagi
Meri biwi mera land sehlate huye boli
Tumhara ye kyo khada ho gya
Main ishare se bola mujhe pata
Nagma boli tum thodi der ke liye ise apne muh se nikal do
Main nagma ki baat sun ke kaka ka land apne muh se nikal diya
Nagma boli ab batao tum
ye kyo khada ho gya
Main bola mujhe nahi
Pata
Nagma mere kaan me boli tum ise chuste huye kuch soch rahe the na
Main nagma ki baat sunke kuch nahi bola
Nagma ne fir se kaha batao na
Kya sach rahe the tum
Main apni biwi ko kese batata ke mera land kaka ka land chus ke khada ho gaya hai
Nagma fir boli
Bolo na asfak
Main saram ki bajah se kuch bol nahi pa raha tha
Nagma ne mere kaan me boli
Main janti hu tum kiya soch ke chus rahe ho
Tum kaho to batau main
Main thire se bola ha batao mujhe
Meri biwi boli tum ise bo samajh ke chus rahe ho na
Main bola bo kya main samjha nahi
Nagma mera land daba ke boli ise samajh ke chus rahe the na
Main bola kya matlab main ab bhi nahi samajh
Meri biwi boli tum ise kisi mard ka samaj ke chus rahe the na
Main jaldi se bola nahi nahi
Asa kuch bhi nahi hai tum galat samajh rahi ho
Nagma fir se mera land daba ke boli tum jhut bol rahe ho tumhara ye to kuch our keh raha hai
Main bola mera ye kya keh raha hai
Nagma boli tumhara ye keh raha
Ke tum sach me kisi ka chus rahe ho
Aaj se pehle tumhara ye itna tite kabhi nahi hua hai
Ab bol bhi do na main jo keh rahi hu bo sach hai
Tum mujh se sach bologe to main tumhe our maza karungi
Main nagma ki baat sun ke bola
Apne kaam idhar lao
Meri biwi apne kaam mere muh ke pass layi
Main nagma ke kaam me bola ha tum sach keh Rahi ho meri jaan
Main ise kisi ka bo samajh ke chus raha hu
Ye sun ke meri biwi boli kon hai bo jiska tum samjhe ke chus rahe the
Main bola hai koyi
Nagma boli kon hai batao na
Ghar ka banda hai ya bo bahar ka hai
Main bola ghar ka hi hai
Nagma ghar me to teen mard hai
Ak tum dusre abbu tesre kaka
Kahi tum kaka ka to samajh to nahi chus rahe ho
Bolo kaka hi he na bo
Main sarma ke bola ha
Mere itna kehte hi
Mere land ne vriye ki pichkari marna suru kar di
Mara sara vriya meri biwi ki mutthi me hi nakal gya
Tumhe mene pehle bhi bata chuka hu
Ke jab meri biwi mera land apni mutthi me leti hai
Mera pura land meri biwi ki mutthi ke under hi reh jata hai
Yani mera chhota sa land
Nagma ki mutthi ke bahar dikhayi nahi deta hai
Nagma gusse me boli of fo asfak tum ne ye kya kiya tum ne mera haath ganda kar diya
Tumhara nikalne bala hai
Mujhe bata to deta
Ab mujhe apne haath dhone jana padega
Main Nagma se sarminda hoke sorry nagma our fir bola
Tum kahi mat jao
Yahi raho
Nagma meri baat sun ke boli
Ise kya tum chat ke saaf karoge
Nagma ki baat sun ke mera chehra utar gya
Thodi der baad nagma boli naraz ho gye are me to mazak kar rahi thi
Nagma ki baat sun ke mere chehre pe halki see hashi agye
Nagma mere kaan ke pass ake boli
Kaho to tumhe chatwa du
Main dhire se bola
Tumhara dil kar raha hai to chatwa do
Meri biwi boli toba... toba
Tum kitne ghante ho gye ho asfak
Apna hi ganda pani chatna chahte ho tum
Main jhijhak te huye bola pata nahi mujhe aaj kya go gya hai
Aaj mujhe kuch bhi ganda nahi lag raha hai
Meri biwi ye sunke boli
Thik he tumhara dil ise chatne ka kar raha hai
To me tumhare gande pani ko
Is pe laga deti hu jise tum thodi der pehle kaka ka bo samajh ke chus rahe the
Fir tum kaka ka bo samajh ke uspe laga apna ganda pani chatna
meri biwi nagma our me bohat hi dhimi abaaz me ak dusre ke kaan me baat kar rahe the
Main chahta tha Kaka ko hamari baat ka pata na chale
kaka ko sunai bhi thada kam deta hai
Kaka thoda uncha sunte hai
Age ki kahani kuch din baad likhunga
