Awesome updateMain khana khake apni jagah pe beth gya our fir mobile pe camera on kar ke dekhne laga
mene dekha meri biwi our kaka ammi abbu bale room me nahi the fir mene apne room me dekha mere room me kaka mere bed pe nange lete the shayad Kaka so rahe the
Meri biwi room me nahi thi mene apne bathroom me dekha baha bhi nagma bahi thi
Main ak ak karke sare room dekh raha tha mujhe nagma kahi nahi dikhi mene do teen baar sare room check Kiya meri biwi kahi nahi dikhi
Last me mene hole ka camera on kar ke chhod diya
Ab main bar bar mobile ki taraf dekh raha tha
Adhe ghante baad nagma mujhe bahar se ati dikhi
Mene dekha nagma ke haath me jhadu thi our ak pochha marne bali balti thi
Meri biwi buri tarha se dhul mitti me gandi hoyi thi
Sayad nagma bahar ki safai karke ayi hai
Nagma ne haath ki dono chije rakhi our fir nahne ke liye bathroom me chali gyi
Mene mobile ka camera off kar diya dukan ke kaam me lag gya
Sham 5 baje mere mobile ki ring baji
Mene mobile dekha call nagma ki thi
Mene phone uthaya our bola Hello
Nagma boli kya kar rahe ho
Me bola dukan ka kaam kar ke abhi betha hu
Nagma boli ab mund kesa hai
Main bola thik hai
Nagma ab to gussa nahi a raha hai
Main nahi gussa to subha hi khatam ho gya tha
Meri biwi bo kese khatam hua gussa
Main bola tumhe pata to hai
Nagma nahi me bhul gayi hu tum yaad dila do
Main samajh gaya tha meri biwi mujhe chhed rahi hai
main bola me bhi bhul gya hu .
Nagma batao na tumhe meri kasam hai
Main bola sach ne main bhi bul gya hu
Nagma fir boli batao na agar tumne nahi bataya to main gussa ho jaungi.
Main bola ak sart pe bataunga
Nagma bolo kya sart hai
Main bola raat ko maza karaogi
Nagma boli kese maza karna hai
Main bola jese bhi tum karao mujhe maza ana chahiye
Nagma boli thik hai aaj tumhe bohat achha bala maza karungi
Ab batao subha tumhara gussa kese gya
Main bola abbu ko galiya deke gya tha
Nagma boli kon kon si galiya dee
Main kutta kamina harami bola
Nagma boli kise bole
Main abbu ko bola
Nagma boli apne baap ko tumne kyo galiya dee
Ab mujhe nagma se baat karne me nasti ane lagi
Our me apna land pajame ke upar se pakad ke masalne laga
Our bola sale ne mujhe pareshan kar rakha tha har baqt kamina mujhe utha sidha bolta hai
Nagma boli our bhi to tumne kuch kaha tha apne baap ko bo bhi batao na
Main bola raat me bataunga tumhe
Nagma boli thik hai ate time tum chocolate bo bhi pigli huye
our cake bali cream
Shehed ki bottle
our 4 5 tarha ki alag alag
Flavor ki jelly
Lete ana
Main bola itni itam ka tum kya karogi
Nagma boli jesa kehti hu besa karo yaad se le ana
Main bola thik hai main le aunga
Nagma se baat kar ke mene phone cut kar diya
Main kursi pe bethe bethe sochne laga nagma itni itam ka kya karegi
Main dukan band karne se 1 ghante pehle sara saman le aya..
Fir dukan band kar ke ham ghar agye
Ghar jate hi mene sara saman nagma ko de diya
Nagma ne hame khana diya
Main khana khake apne room me chala gya
Thodi der baad nagma bhi room me agayi
Main nagma se bola nagma itna saman tumne kis liye magaye hai
Meri biwi boli abhi thodi der me pata chal jayga
Ye keh ke nagma bed pe beth gayi
Our boli ab mund sahi hai
Main bola ha bilkul sahi hai
Nagma boli our sahi karo ge
Main bola bo kese
Nagma boli jese subha kiya tha bese hi
Main bola ab maza karte huye bolunga
Meri biwi boli thik hai aaj ak khel khelte hai bolo kheloge
Main bola kesa khel mein samjha nahi
Nagma uth ke jane lagi
Main bola kaha ja rahi ho
Nagma boli Main abhi thodi der me ati hu
Ye keh ke nagma room se bahar chali gyi
Fir thodi der baad lot ke gye
Nagma ke haath me bohat sara saman tha
Nagma ne sara saman bed pe rakh diya
Mene saman dekha usme
Ak kela
Ak khira
Ak lambi our moti loki
Ak torayi
Ak kakdi
Ak lamba bala baigan
Ak badi bali mombtti
Our main jo saman laya tha bo tha
Sab cheeze rakh ke meri biwi boli suno in sab saman ko gor se dekho
Main bola dekh liya hai
Nagma main in sab pe
Chocolate
Shehed
Alag flavors ki Jelly
Cream
Ak ak karke lagaungi
Fir tumhare muh me dalungi
Tumhe muh me leke chatna our chusna hai
Chatne ke baad tumhe uska naam our test batana hoga
Main bola samaj gya
Laa o jaldi se mere muh me dalo
Meri biwi boli ase nahi pehle puri baat to suno
Main bola batao puri baat yaar lagta hai aaj bohat maza ayega
Meri biwi boli me tumhari ankho pe rumal bandhungi jis se tumhe kuch bhi dikhai nahi dega thik hai
Main bola ab to our bhi jada maza ayega
Nagma boli agar tumne do baar galat bataya tum har jaoge
Harne bale ko jitne bala saza dega bolo tumhe manzur hai
Main bola ha mujhe manzur hai
Ab jaldi se meri ankho pe rumal bando
Fir Meri biwi ne meri ankhon pe rumal band diya
Ab mujhe kuch dikhai nahi de raha tha
Nagma me mere dono haath piche karne ko kaha
Mene apne dono haath piche kar diye
Nagma mere dono haath rassi se bandne lagi
Main bola jaan mere haath kyo band rahi ho
Nagma boli bo isliye kahi tum cheating na karne lago tum apna rumal ko hatta ke dekh na lo samajh gaya
Main ha samajh gya
Nagma ne mere dono haath kas ke bandh diye
Me chahke bhi apne haath nahi khol sakte tha
Haath band ke nagma uth ke darwaje ke pass gyi
Fir nagma ne halke se darwaja khola
Main nagma se bola jaan get kyo khola tumne
Nagma boli Main check kar rahi thi get sahi se band hai kya nahie
Is liye mene get khol ke sahi se band Kara hai
Nagma get band karke mere pass beth gyi
Our fir thodi der baad meri biwi boli
Asfak apna muh kholo
Mene muh khola
Nagma mere hotho pe kuch rakh ke boli
Asfak ise chat ke batao ye kya hai
Mene apni jibh uspe lagai
Our chat ke bola ye cake ki cream hai
Nagma boli sahi bataya hai tumne
Ab ise chus ke batao kis pe cream lagi hai
Main use apne muh me leke chusne laga mujhe us pe line line si mehsus huyi
Kuch hi der me bola ye
Kakdi hai
Meri biwi boli sahi jawab
Fir meri biwi ne dusri baar kuch chatne ko bola
Main use chat ke bola ye
Shehed hai
Nagma ak dam sahi bole
Ab iska bhi naam batao
Mene use bhi muh me leke chusa our bola ye baigan hai
Nagma boli tumne itni jaldi kese pata kar riya ke ye baigan hai
Main bola baigan sab se jada chikna hota hai
Meri baat sun ke nagma boli bohat chalak ho tum
Fir se nagma ne mujhe chatne ko bola
Mene chat ke bata diya ye jelly hai our iska test strawberry ka hai
Nagma boli sahi jawab
Ab chus ke batao ye kya hai
Main use muh me lene laga bo bohat mota tha mare muh ke under nahi jaa raha tha
Bohat muskil se ak inch mere muh ja saka
Me samajh gya ye kya hai
Main bola ye loki hai
Nagma boli lagta hai tum ye game jeet jaoge
Is baar bhi tumne sahi jawab diya hai
Ab ye batao
Main chat ke bola ye chocolate hai
Nagma boli ye bhi sahi hai
kis pe hai ye bhi batao
Mene use bhi muh me liya our chus ke bola ye kela hai
Nagma boli yaar kamal hai tum kitni jaldi bata dete ho
Main bola bas sung ke our andaze se bata deta hu
( Mujhe kuch sar sarahat ki abaaz mehsus hoye jese nagma kapde utar rahi ho )
Thodi der baad nagma ne mere hotho pe ak our cheez laga ke boli ab ise chat ke batao
Mene jibh bahar nikal ke use chata
Our bola ye orenge bali jelly hai
Nagma boli Sahi jawab diya hai
Ab chus ke batao ye kya hai
Mene apna muh khola our Us cheez ko apne muh me le liya
Our use apne muh me leke mehsus karne laga
Is baar mujhe is cheez ka undaza nahi ho pa raha tha
Main use chus chus ke bhi dakh raha tha ye our cheezo ki tarha tite tite nahi thi isme thoda thoda lachak thi
Our upar ki sateh mulam thi
mene alke alke apne dant bhi gadah ke bhi dekha
Mere dant to gardh rahe the magar us me dant gardhne ka surakh nahi Ho raha tha
agar sabji ya fruits hota usme mere dant under gus jate
Thodi der chusne ke baad nagma ne mere muh se bo nikal liya
Our boli batao ye kya hai
Main kuch der soch ke bola ye samajh me nahi aya
Kya ak baar our mere muh me daal sakti ho
Meri biwi thik hai achhi tarah se chus ke batao
Ye keh ke nagma ne mere muh me bo fir se daal diya
Ufff lgta game m kaka bhi h maza aaga game labba chalaMain khana khake apni jagah pe beth gya our fir mobile pe camera on kar ke dekhne laga
mene dekha meri biwi our kaka ammi abbu bale room me nahi the fir mene apne room me dekha mere room me kaka mere bed pe nange lete the shayad Kaka so rahe the
Meri biwi room me nahi thi mene apne bathroom me dekha baha bhi nagma bahi thi
Main ak ak karke sare room dekh raha tha mujhe nagma kahi nahi dikhi mene do teen baar sare room check Kiya meri biwi kahi nahi dikhi
Last me mene hole ka camera on kar ke chhod diya
Ab main bar bar mobile ki taraf dekh raha tha
Adhe ghante baad nagma mujhe bahar se ati dikhi
Mene dekha nagma ke haath me jhadu thi our ak pochha marne bali balti thi
Meri biwi buri tarha se dhul mitti me gandi hoyi thi
Sayad nagma bahar ki safai karke ayi hai
Nagma ne haath ki dono chije rakhi our fir nahne ke liye bathroom me chali gyi
Mene mobile ka camera off kar diya dukan ke kaam me lag gya
Sham 5 baje mere mobile ki ring baji
Mene mobile dekha call nagma ki thi
Mene phone uthaya our bola Hello
Nagma boli kya kar rahe ho
Me bola dukan ka kaam kar ke abhi betha hu
Nagma boli ab mund kesa hai
Main bola thik hai
Nagma ab to gussa nahi a raha hai
Main nahi gussa to subha hi khatam ho gya tha
Meri biwi bo kese khatam hua gussa
Main bola tumhe pata to hai
Nagma nahi me bhul gayi hu tum yaad dila do
Main samajh gaya tha meri biwi mujhe chhed rahi hai
main bola me bhi bhul gya hu .
Nagma batao na tumhe meri kasam hai
Main bola sach ne main bhi bul gya hu
Nagma fir boli batao na agar tumne nahi bataya to main gussa ho jaungi.
Main bola ak sart pe bataunga
Nagma bolo kya sart hai
Main bola raat ko maza karaogi
Nagma boli kese maza karna hai
Main bola jese bhi tum karao mujhe maza ana chahiye
Nagma boli thik hai aaj tumhe bohat achha bala maza karungi
Ab batao subha tumhara gussa kese gya
Main bola abbu ko galiya deke gya tha
Nagma boli kon kon si galiya dee
Main kutta kamina harami bola
Nagma boli kise bole
Main abbu ko bola
Nagma boli apne baap ko tumne kyo galiya dee
Ab mujhe nagma se baat karne me nasti ane lagi
Our me apna land pajame ke upar se pakad ke masalne laga
Our bola sale ne mujhe pareshan kar rakha tha har baqt kamina mujhe utha sidha bolta hai
Nagma boli our bhi to tumne kuch kaha tha apne baap ko bo bhi batao na
Main bola raat me bataunga tumhe
Nagma boli thik hai ate time tum chocolate bo bhi pigli huye
our cake bali cream
Shehed ki bottle
our 4 5 tarha ki alag alag
Flavor ki jelly
Lete ana
Main bola itni itam ka tum kya karogi
Nagma boli jesa kehti hu besa karo yaad se le ana
Main bola thik hai main le aunga
Nagma se baat kar ke mene phone cut kar diya
Main kursi pe bethe bethe sochne laga nagma itni itam ka kya karegi
Main dukan band karne se 1 ghante pehle sara saman le aya..
Fir dukan band kar ke ham ghar agye
Ghar jate hi mene sara saman nagma ko de diya
Nagma ne hame khana diya
Main khana khake apne room me chala gya
Thodi der baad nagma bhi room me agayi
Main nagma se bola nagma itna saman tumne kis liye magaye hai
Meri biwi boli abhi thodi der me pata chal jayga
Ye keh ke nagma bed pe beth gayi
Our boli ab mund sahi hai
Main bola ha bilkul sahi hai
Nagma boli our sahi karo ge
Main bola bo kese
Nagma boli jese subha kiya tha bese hi
Main bola ab maza karte huye bolunga
Meri biwi boli thik hai aaj ak khel khelte hai bolo kheloge
Main bola kesa khel mein samjha nahi
Nagma uth ke jane lagi
Main bola kaha ja rahi ho
Nagma boli Main abhi thodi der me ati hu
Ye keh ke nagma room se bahar chali gyi
Fir thodi der baad lot ke gye
Nagma ke haath me bohat sara saman tha
Nagma ne sara saman bed pe rakh diya
Mene saman dekha usme
Ak kela
Ak khira
Ak lambi our moti loki
Ak torayi
Ak kakdi
Ak lamba bala baigan
Ak badi bali mombtti
Our main jo saman laya tha bo tha
Sab cheeze rakh ke meri biwi boli suno in sab saman ko gor se dekho
Main bola dekh liya hai
Nagma main in sab pe
Chocolate
Shehed
Alag flavors ki Jelly
Cream
Ak ak karke lagaungi
Fir tumhare muh me dalungi
Tumhe muh me leke chatna our chusna hai
Chatne ke baad tumhe uska naam our test batana hoga
Main bola samaj gya
Laa o jaldi se mere muh me dalo
Meri biwi boli ase nahi pehle puri baat to suno
Main bola batao puri baat yaar lagta hai aaj bohat maza ayega
Meri biwi boli me tumhari ankho pe rumal bandhungi jis se tumhe kuch bhi dikhai nahi dega thik hai
Main bola ab to our bhi jada maza ayega
Nagma boli agar tumne do baar galat bataya tum har jaoge
Harne bale ko jitne bala saza dega bolo tumhe manzur hai
Main bola ha mujhe manzur hai
Ab jaldi se meri ankho pe rumal bando
Fir Meri biwi ne meri ankhon pe rumal band diya
Ab mujhe kuch dikhai nahi de raha tha
Nagma me mere dono haath piche karne ko kaha
Mene apne dono haath piche kar diye
Nagma mere dono haath rassi se bandne lagi
Main bola jaan mere haath kyo band rahi ho
Nagma boli bo isliye kahi tum cheating na karne lago tum apna rumal ko hatta ke dekh na lo samajh gaya
Main ha samajh gya
Nagma ne mere dono haath kas ke bandh diye
Me chahke bhi apne haath nahi khol sakte tha
Haath band ke nagma uth ke darwaje ke pass gyi
Fir nagma ne halke se darwaja khola
Main nagma se bola jaan get kyo khola tumne
Nagma boli Main check kar rahi thi get sahi se band hai kya nahie
Is liye mene get khol ke sahi se band Kara hai
Nagma get band karke mere pass beth gyi
Our fir thodi der baad meri biwi boli
Asfak apna muh kholo
Mene muh khola
Nagma mere hotho pe kuch rakh ke boli
Asfak ise chat ke batao ye kya hai
Mene apni jibh uspe lagai
Our chat ke bola ye cake ki cream hai
Nagma boli sahi bataya hai tumne
Ab ise chus ke batao kis pe cream lagi hai
Main use apne muh me leke chusne laga mujhe us pe line line si mehsus huyi
Kuch hi der me bola ye
Kakdi hai
Meri biwi boli sahi jawab
Fir meri biwi ne dusri baar kuch chatne ko bola
Main use chat ke bola ye
Shehed hai
Nagma ak dam sahi bole
Ab iska bhi naam batao
Mene use bhi muh me leke chusa our bola ye baigan hai
Nagma boli tumne itni jaldi kese pata kar riya ke ye baigan hai
Main bola baigan sab se jada chikna hota hai
Meri baat sun ke nagma boli bohat chalak ho tum
Fir se nagma ne mujhe chatne ko bola
Mene chat ke bata diya ye jelly hai our iska test strawberry ka hai
Nagma boli sahi jawab
Ab chus ke batao ye kya hai
Main use muh me lene laga bo bohat mota tha mare muh ke under nahi jaa raha tha
Bohat muskil se ak inch mere muh ja saka
Me samajh gya ye kya hai
Main bola ye loki hai
Nagma boli lagta hai tum ye game jeet jaoge
Is baar bhi tumne sahi jawab diya hai
Ab ye batao
Main chat ke bola ye chocolate hai
Nagma boli ye bhi sahi hai
kis pe hai ye bhi batao
Mene use bhi muh me liya our chus ke bola ye kela hai
Nagma boli yaar kamal hai tum kitni jaldi bata dete ho
Main bola bas sung ke our andaze se bata deta hu
( Mujhe kuch sar sarahat ki abaaz mehsus hoye jese nagma kapde utar rahi ho )
Thodi der baad nagma ne mere hotho pe ak our cheez laga ke boli ab ise chat ke batao
Mene jibh bahar nikal ke use chata
Our bola ye orenge bali jelly hai
Nagma boli Sahi jawab diya hai
Ab chus ke batao ye kya hai
Mene apna muh khola our Us cheez ko apne muh me le liya
Our use apne muh me leke mehsus karne laga
Is baar mujhe is cheez ka undaza nahi ho pa raha tha
Main use chus chus ke bhi dakh raha tha ye our cheezo ki tarha tite tite nahi thi isme thoda thoda lachak thi
Our upar ki sateh mulam thi
mene alke alke apne dant bhi gadah ke bhi dekha
Mere dant to gardh rahe the magar us me dant gardhne ka surakh nahi Ho raha tha
agar sabji ya fruits hota usme mere dant under gus jate
Thodi der chusne ke baad nagma ne mere muh se bo nikal liya
Our boli batao ye kya hai
Main kuch der soch ke bola ye samajh me nahi aya
Kya ak baar our mere muh me daal sakti ho
Meri biwi thik hai achhi tarah se chus ke batao
Ye keh ke nagma ne mere muh me bo fir se daal diya
Ufff lgta game m kaka bhi h maza aaga game labba chalaMain khana khake apni jagah pe beth gya our fir mobile pe camera on kar ke dekhne laga
mene dekha meri biwi our kaka ammi abbu bale room me nahi the fir mene apne room me dekha mere room me kaka mere bed pe nange lete the shayad Kaka so rahe the
Meri biwi room me nahi thi mene apne bathroom me dekha baha bhi nagma bahi thi
Main ak ak karke sare room dekh raha tha mujhe nagma kahi nahi dikhi mene do teen baar sare room check Kiya meri biwi kahi nahi dikhi
Last me mene hole ka camera on kar ke chhod diya
Ab main bar bar mobile ki taraf dekh raha tha
Adhe ghante baad nagma mujhe bahar se ati dikhi
Mene dekha nagma ke haath me jhadu thi our ak pochha marne bali balti thi
Meri biwi buri tarha se dhul mitti me gandi hoyi thi
Sayad nagma bahar ki safai karke ayi hai
Nagma ne haath ki dono chije rakhi our fir nahne ke liye bathroom me chali gyi
Mene mobile ka camera off kar diya dukan ke kaam me lag gya
Sham 5 baje mere mobile ki ring baji
Mene mobile dekha call nagma ki thi
Mene phone uthaya our bola Hello
Nagma boli kya kar rahe ho
Me bola dukan ka kaam kar ke abhi betha hu
Nagma boli ab mund kesa hai
Main bola thik hai
Nagma ab to gussa nahi a raha hai
Main nahi gussa to subha hi khatam ho gya tha
Meri biwi bo kese khatam hua gussa
Main bola tumhe pata to hai
Nagma nahi me bhul gayi hu tum yaad dila do
Main samajh gaya tha meri biwi mujhe chhed rahi hai
main bola me bhi bhul gya hu .
Nagma batao na tumhe meri kasam hai
Main bola sach ne main bhi bul gya hu
Nagma fir boli batao na agar tumne nahi bataya to main gussa ho jaungi.
Main bola ak sart pe bataunga
Nagma bolo kya sart hai
Main bola raat ko maza karaogi
Nagma boli kese maza karna hai
Main bola jese bhi tum karao mujhe maza ana chahiye
Nagma boli thik hai aaj tumhe bohat achha bala maza karungi
Ab batao subha tumhara gussa kese gya
Main bola abbu ko galiya deke gya tha
Nagma boli kon kon si galiya dee
Main kutta kamina harami bola
Nagma boli kise bole
Main abbu ko bola
Nagma boli apne baap ko tumne kyo galiya dee
Ab mujhe nagma se baat karne me nasti ane lagi
Our me apna land pajame ke upar se pakad ke masalne laga
Our bola sale ne mujhe pareshan kar rakha tha har baqt kamina mujhe utha sidha bolta hai
Nagma boli our bhi to tumne kuch kaha tha apne baap ko bo bhi batao na
Main bola raat me bataunga tumhe
Nagma boli thik hai ate time tum chocolate bo bhi pigli huye
our cake bali cream
Shehed ki bottle
our 4 5 tarha ki alag alag
Flavor ki jelly
Lete ana
Main bola itni itam ka tum kya karogi
Nagma boli jesa kehti hu besa karo yaad se le ana
Main bola thik hai main le aunga
Nagma se baat kar ke mene phone cut kar diya
Main kursi pe bethe bethe sochne laga nagma itni itam ka kya karegi
Main dukan band karne se 1 ghante pehle sara saman le aya..
Fir dukan band kar ke ham ghar agye
Ghar jate hi mene sara saman nagma ko de diya
Nagma ne hame khana diya
Main khana khake apne room me chala gya
Thodi der baad nagma bhi room me agayi
Main nagma se bola nagma itna saman tumne kis liye magaye hai
Meri biwi boli abhi thodi der me pata chal jayga
Ye keh ke nagma bed pe beth gayi
Our boli ab mund sahi hai
Main bola ha bilkul sahi hai
Nagma boli our sahi karo ge
Main bola bo kese
Nagma boli jese subha kiya tha bese hi
Main bola ab maza karte huye bolunga
Meri biwi boli thik hai aaj ak khel khelte hai bolo kheloge
Main bola kesa khel mein samjha nahi
Nagma uth ke jane lagi
Main bola kaha ja rahi ho
Nagma boli Main abhi thodi der me ati hu
Ye keh ke nagma room se bahar chali gyi
Fir thodi der baad lot ke gye
Nagma ke haath me bohat sara saman tha
Nagma ne sara saman bed pe rakh diya
Mene saman dekha usme
Ak kela
Ak khira
Ak lambi our moti loki
Ak torayi
Ak kakdi
Ak lamba bala baigan
Ak badi bali mombtti
Our main jo saman laya tha bo tha
Sab cheeze rakh ke meri biwi boli suno in sab saman ko gor se dekho
Main bola dekh liya hai
Nagma main in sab pe
Chocolate
Shehed
Alag flavors ki Jelly
Cream
Ak ak karke lagaungi
Fir tumhare muh me dalungi
Tumhe muh me leke chatna our chusna hai
Chatne ke baad tumhe uska naam our test batana hoga
Main bola samaj gya
Laa o jaldi se mere muh me dalo
Meri biwi boli ase nahi pehle puri baat to suno
Main bola batao puri baat yaar lagta hai aaj bohat maza ayega
Meri biwi boli me tumhari ankho pe rumal bandhungi jis se tumhe kuch bhi dikhai nahi dega thik hai
Main bola ab to our bhi jada maza ayega
Nagma boli agar tumne do baar galat bataya tum har jaoge
Harne bale ko jitne bala saza dega bolo tumhe manzur hai
Main bola ha mujhe manzur hai
Ab jaldi se meri ankho pe rumal bando
Fir Meri biwi ne meri ankhon pe rumal band diya
Ab mujhe kuch dikhai nahi de raha tha
Nagma me mere dono haath piche karne ko kaha
Mene apne dono haath piche kar diye
Nagma mere dono haath rassi se bandne lagi
Main bola jaan mere haath kyo band rahi ho
Nagma boli bo isliye kahi tum cheating na karne lago tum apna rumal ko hatta ke dekh na lo samajh gaya
Main ha samajh gya
Nagma ne mere dono haath kas ke bandh diye
Me chahke bhi apne haath nahi khol sakte tha
Haath band ke nagma uth ke darwaje ke pass gyi
Fir nagma ne halke se darwaja khola
Main nagma se bola jaan get kyo khola tumne
Nagma boli Main check kar rahi thi get sahi se band hai kya nahie
Is liye mene get khol ke sahi se band Kara hai
Nagma get band karke mere pass beth gyi
Our fir thodi der baad meri biwi boli
Asfak apna muh kholo
Mene muh khola
Nagma mere hotho pe kuch rakh ke boli
Asfak ise chat ke batao ye kya hai
Mene apni jibh uspe lagai
Our chat ke bola ye cake ki cream hai
Nagma boli sahi bataya hai tumne
Ab ise chus ke batao kis pe cream lagi hai
Main use apne muh me leke chusne laga mujhe us pe line line si mehsus huyi
Kuch hi der me bola ye
Kakdi hai
Meri biwi boli sahi jawab
Fir meri biwi ne dusri baar kuch chatne ko bola
Main use chat ke bola ye
Shehed hai
Nagma ak dam sahi bole
Ab iska bhi naam batao
Mene use bhi muh me leke chusa our bola ye baigan hai
Nagma boli tumne itni jaldi kese pata kar riya ke ye baigan hai
Main bola baigan sab se jada chikna hota hai
Meri baat sun ke nagma boli bohat chalak ho tum
Fir se nagma ne mujhe chatne ko bola
Mene chat ke bata diya ye jelly hai our iska test strawberry ka hai
Nagma boli sahi jawab
Ab chus ke batao ye kya hai
Main use muh me lene laga bo bohat mota tha mare muh ke under nahi jaa raha tha
Bohat muskil se ak inch mere muh ja saka
Me samajh gya ye kya hai
Main bola ye loki hai
Nagma boli lagta hai tum ye game jeet jaoge
Is baar bhi tumne sahi jawab diya hai
Ab ye batao
Main chat ke bola ye chocolate hai
Nagma boli ye bhi sahi hai
kis pe hai ye bhi batao
Mene use bhi muh me liya our chus ke bola ye kela hai
Nagma boli yaar kamal hai tum kitni jaldi bata dete ho
Main bola bas sung ke our andaze se bata deta hu
( Mujhe kuch sar sarahat ki abaaz mehsus hoye jese nagma kapde utar rahi ho )
Thodi der baad nagma ne mere hotho pe ak our cheez laga ke boli ab ise chat ke batao
Mene jibh bahar nikal ke use chata
Our bola ye orenge bali jelly hai
Nagma boli Sahi jawab diya hai
Ab chus ke batao ye kya hai
Mene apna muh khola our Us cheez ko apne muh me le liya
Our use apne muh me leke mehsus karne laga
Is baar mujhe is cheez ka undaza nahi ho pa raha tha
Main use chus chus ke bhi dakh raha tha ye our cheezo ki tarha tite tite nahi thi isme thoda thoda lachak thi
Our upar ki sateh mulam thi
mene alke alke apne dant bhi gadah ke bhi dekha
Mere dant to gardh rahe the magar us me dant gardhne ka surakh nahi Ho raha tha
agar sabji ya fruits hota usme mere dant under gus jate
Thodi der chusne ke baad nagma ne mere muh se bo nikal liya
Our boli batao ye kya hai
Main kuch der soch ke bola ye samajh me nahi aya
Kya ak baar our mere muh me daal sakti ho
Meri biwi thik hai achhi tarah se chus ke batao
Ye keh ke nagma ne mere muh me bo fir se daal diya
Mast updateMain khana khake apni jagah pe beth gya our fir mobile pe camera on kar ke dekhne laga
mene dekha meri biwi our kaka ammi abbu bale room me nahi the fir mene apne room me dekha mere room me kaka mere bed pe nange lete the shayad Kaka so rahe the
Meri biwi room me nahi thi mene apne bathroom me dekha baha bhi nagma bahi thi
Main ak ak karke sare room dekh raha tha mujhe nagma kahi nahi dikhi mene do teen baar sare room check Kiya meri biwi kahi nahi dikhi
Last me mene hole ka camera on kar ke chhod diya
Ab main bar bar mobile ki taraf dekh raha tha
Adhe ghante baad nagma mujhe bahar se ati dikhi
Mene dekha nagma ke haath me jhadu thi our ak pochha marne bali balti thi
Meri biwi buri tarha se dhul mitti me gandi hoyi thi
Sayad nagma bahar ki safai karke ayi hai
Nagma ne haath ki dono chije rakhi our fir nahne ke liye bathroom me chali gyi
Mene mobile ka camera off kar diya dukan ke kaam me lag gya
Sham 5 baje mere mobile ki ring baji
Mene mobile dekha call nagma ki thi
Mene phone uthaya our bola Hello
Nagma boli kya kar rahe ho
Me bola dukan ka kaam kar ke abhi betha hu
Nagma boli ab mund kesa hai
Main bola thik hai
Nagma ab to gussa nahi a raha hai
Main nahi gussa to subha hi khatam ho gya tha
Meri biwi bo kese khatam hua gussa
Main bola tumhe pata to hai
Nagma nahi me bhul gayi hu tum yaad dila do
Main samajh gaya tha meri biwi mujhe chhed rahi hai
main bola me bhi bhul gya hu .
Nagma batao na tumhe meri kasam hai
Main bola sach ne main bhi bul gya hu
Nagma fir boli batao na agar tumne nahi bataya to main gussa ho jaungi.
Main bola ak sart pe bataunga
Nagma bolo kya sart hai
Main bola raat ko maza karaogi
Nagma boli kese maza karna hai
Main bola jese bhi tum karao mujhe maza ana chahiye
Nagma boli thik hai aaj tumhe bohat achha bala maza karungi
Ab batao subha tumhara gussa kese gya
Main bola abbu ko galiya deke gya tha
Nagma boli kon kon si galiya dee
Main kutta kamina harami bola
Nagma boli kise bole
Main abbu ko bola
Nagma boli apne baap ko tumne kyo galiya dee
Ab mujhe nagma se baat karne me nasti ane lagi
Our me apna land pajame ke upar se pakad ke masalne laga
Our bola sale ne mujhe pareshan kar rakha tha har baqt kamina mujhe utha sidha bolta hai
Nagma boli our bhi to tumne kuch kaha tha apne baap ko bo bhi batao na
Main bola raat me bataunga tumhe
Nagma boli thik hai ate time tum chocolate bo bhi pigli huye
our cake bali cream
Shehed ki bottle
our 4 5 tarha ki alag alag
Flavor ki jelly
Lete ana
Main bola itni itam ka tum kya karogi
Nagma boli jesa kehti hu besa karo yaad se le ana
Main bola thik hai main le aunga
Nagma se baat kar ke mene phone cut kar diya
Main kursi pe bethe bethe sochne laga nagma itni itam ka kya karegi
Main dukan band karne se 1 ghante pehle sara saman le aya..
Fir dukan band kar ke ham ghar agye
Ghar jate hi mene sara saman nagma ko de diya
Nagma ne hame khana diya
Main khana khake apne room me chala gya
Thodi der baad nagma bhi room me agayi
Main nagma se bola nagma itna saman tumne kis liye magaye hai
Meri biwi boli abhi thodi der me pata chal jayga
Ye keh ke nagma bed pe beth gayi
Our boli ab mund sahi hai
Main bola ha bilkul sahi hai
Nagma boli our sahi karo ge
Main bola bo kese
Nagma boli jese subha kiya tha bese hi
Main bola ab maza karte huye bolunga
Meri biwi boli thik hai aaj ak khel khelte hai bolo kheloge
Main bola kesa khel mein samjha nahi
Nagma uth ke jane lagi
Main bola kaha ja rahi ho
Nagma boli Main abhi thodi der me ati hu
Ye keh ke nagma room se bahar chali gyi
Fir thodi der baad lot ke gye
Nagma ke haath me bohat sara saman tha
Nagma ne sara saman bed pe rakh diya
Mene saman dekha usme
Ak kela
Ak khira
Ak lambi our moti loki
Ak torayi
Ak kakdi
Ak lamba bala baigan
Ak badi bali mombtti
Our main jo saman laya tha bo tha
Sab cheeze rakh ke meri biwi boli suno in sab saman ko gor se dekho
Main bola dekh liya hai
Nagma main in sab pe
Chocolate
Shehed
Alag flavors ki Jelly
Cream
Ak ak karke lagaungi
Fir tumhare muh me dalungi
Tumhe muh me leke chatna our chusna hai
Chatne ke baad tumhe uska naam our test batana hoga
Main bola samaj gya
Laa o jaldi se mere muh me dalo
Meri biwi boli ase nahi pehle puri baat to suno
Main bola batao puri baat yaar lagta hai aaj bohat maza ayega
Meri biwi boli me tumhari ankho pe rumal bandhungi jis se tumhe kuch bhi dikhai nahi dega thik hai
Main bola ab to our bhi jada maza ayega
Nagma boli agar tumne do baar galat bataya tum har jaoge
Harne bale ko jitne bala saza dega bolo tumhe manzur hai
Main bola ha mujhe manzur hai
Ab jaldi se meri ankho pe rumal bando
Fir Meri biwi ne meri ankhon pe rumal band diya
Ab mujhe kuch dikhai nahi de raha tha
Nagma me mere dono haath piche karne ko kaha
Mene apne dono haath piche kar diye
Nagma mere dono haath rassi se bandne lagi
Main bola jaan mere haath kyo band rahi ho
Nagma boli bo isliye kahi tum cheating na karne lago tum apna rumal ko hatta ke dekh na lo samajh gaya
Main ha samajh gya
Nagma ne mere dono haath kas ke bandh diye
Me chahke bhi apne haath nahi khol sakte tha
Haath band ke nagma uth ke darwaje ke pass gyi
Fir nagma ne halke se darwaja khola
Main nagma se bola jaan get kyo khola tumne
Nagma boli Main check kar rahi thi get sahi se band hai kya nahie
Is liye mene get khol ke sahi se band Kara hai
Nagma get band karke mere pass beth gyi
Our fir thodi der baad meri biwi boli
Asfak apna muh kholo
Mene muh khola
Nagma mere hotho pe kuch rakh ke boli
Asfak ise chat ke batao ye kya hai
Mene apni jibh uspe lagai
Our chat ke bola ye cake ki cream hai
Nagma boli sahi bataya hai tumne
Ab ise chus ke batao kis pe cream lagi hai
Main use apne muh me leke chusne laga mujhe us pe line line si mehsus huyi
Kuch hi der me bola ye
Kakdi hai
Meri biwi boli sahi jawab
Fir meri biwi ne dusri baar kuch chatne ko bola
Main use chat ke bola ye
Shehed hai
Nagma ak dam sahi bole
Ab iska bhi naam batao
Mene use bhi muh me leke chusa our bola ye baigan hai
Nagma boli tumne itni jaldi kese pata kar riya ke ye baigan hai
Main bola baigan sab se jada chikna hota hai
Meri baat sun ke nagma boli bohat chalak ho tum
Fir se nagma ne mujhe chatne ko bola
Mene chat ke bata diya ye jelly hai our iska test strawberry ka hai
Nagma boli sahi jawab
Ab chus ke batao ye kya hai
Main use muh me lene laga bo bohat mota tha mare muh ke under nahi jaa raha tha
Bohat muskil se ak inch mere muh ja saka
Me samajh gya ye kya hai
Main bola ye loki hai
Nagma boli lagta hai tum ye game jeet jaoge
Is baar bhi tumne sahi jawab diya hai
Ab ye batao
Main chat ke bola ye chocolate hai
Nagma boli ye bhi sahi hai
kis pe hai ye bhi batao
Mene use bhi muh me liya our chus ke bola ye kela hai
Nagma boli yaar kamal hai tum kitni jaldi bata dete ho
Main bola bas sung ke our andaze se bata deta hu
( Mujhe kuch sar sarahat ki abaaz mehsus hoye jese nagma kapde utar rahi ho )
Thodi der baad nagma ne mere hotho pe ak our cheez laga ke boli ab ise chat ke batao
Mene jibh bahar nikal ke use chata
Our bola ye orenge bali jelly hai
Nagma boli Sahi jawab diya hai
Ab chus ke batao ye kya hai
Mene apna muh khola our Us cheez ko apne muh me le liya
Our use apne muh me leke mehsus karne laga
Is baar mujhe is cheez ka undaza nahi ho pa raha tha
Main use chus chus ke bhi dakh raha tha ye our cheezo ki tarha tite tite nahi thi isme thoda thoda lachak thi
Our upar ki sateh mulam thi
mene alke alke apne dant bhi gadah ke bhi dekha
Mere dant to gardh rahe the magar us me dant gardhne ka surakh nahi Ho raha tha
agar sabji ya fruits hota usme mere dant under gus jate
Thodi der chusne ke baad nagma ne mere muh se bo nikal liya
Our boli batao ye kya hai
Main kuch der soch ke bola ye samajh me nahi aya
Kya ak baar our mere muh me daal sakti ho
Meri biwi thik hai achhi tarah se chus ke batao
Ye keh ke nagma ne mere muh me bo fir se daal diya