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Raat ka khana khane ke baad nagma kitchen me bartan dhone jati hai
Me apne room me mobile pe reals dekh ke time pass kar raha tha
Asal me mujhe apni biwi nagma ka intjar tha
Me ab jaldi se jaldi usse mafi mangne chahta tha
Nagma se mafi mang ke me fir se biwi ke hatho enjoy karna chahta tha
Kafi time baad mene ghadi ki taraf dekha raat ke 9:50 ho rahe the
Yani mujhe room me aye huye 50. 55 minat se bhi jada ka time ho gya
Itna hi time nagma ko bhi kichan ka kaam karte huye ho gya
Pata nahi aaj mujhe asa Q lag raha tha
Nagma bartan our kichan ki safai karne me aaj kuch jada time laga rahi hai
Our din to 20 se 25 minat me kichan ka kaam nipta deti thi
Par aaj itna time kese lag raha hai
Mere hisab se Aaj to use our din se jaldi a jana chahiye tha
Nagma ke na ane ki baja meri samj me nahi a rahi thi
Me mobile side me rakh ke sochne laga
Mere man me khayal aya kahi asa to nahi
meri biwi nagma mujh se baat karna hi nahi chahti
Meri Kal bali harkat se Bo mujhse jada naraz hai
Me apne man me bola
Ha Ashraf nagma mujhse kal bali harkat se naaraj hai
Yahi baja hai
Bo kichan ke kaam me apne aap ko vyasth rakh ke
Sayad mere Sone ka wait kar rahi ho
Me .apne aap se sawal jawab kar raha tha
.ha . Ashraf...yahi baja hai teri biwi nagma tujh se baat nahi karna chah rahi hai
Bo tere sone ka intjar kar rahi hai
......
Last me mene faisla kiya
Aaj chahe kiitni bhi raat ho jaye me apni biwi nagma se mafi mang ke hi rahunga
Use me.. mana ke rahunga
Uske liye mujhe kuch bhi karna padhe
Ye faisla kar ke me nagma ka ane ka becheni se intjar karne laga
Me baar baar ghadi ki taraf dekh ke ghadi ki souyi dekh raha tha
Aaj ghadi ki souyi bhi mari mari se aghe badh rahi thi
Mano jese ghadi ke sele down ho gye ho
Me bed pe beth ke nagma ka ane ka becheni se intjar to kar raha tha
Par ak baar bhi meri himmat nahi huyi
Me room se bahar nikal ke kichan me jake dekhu akhir nagma baha kar kya rahi hai
Raat 11 baje ke time nagma room me ayi
Mujhe dekh ke halka ka chock ke boli
Ashraf tum abhi soye nahi
Mene nagma ki taraf dekha
Nagma
Meri nazar nagma ke balo pe gyi
Nagma ke baal bikhre huye the
Jab nagma kichan me gyi thi us time uske baal bandhe huye the
Ab khule huye hai
Kher mene is baat pe jada joar nahi diya
Me ..nagma ke baat ka jawab dete huye bola
Me tumhare ane ka intjar kar raha tha nagma
Ab tum a gyi ho ab sote hai
Nagma meri pass lette huye boli
Me a gyi chalo ab so jao
Subha fazar me 5 baje bhi uthna hai
Ye baat nagma ne mujhse
Meri taraf se muh fair ke kahi
Me.... nagma ki baat sunke bola
Ha nagma sote hai ye keh ke me bhi bed pe let gaya
Nagma dusri taraf karwat kar ke leti thi
Mera pace negma ki peeth ki taraf tha
Letne ke thodi der baad
Me dhire se nagma se bola
Nagma so gayi kiya
Nagma ha sone bali hu me
Me... nagma ak baat bolu
Nagma...bolo
Me ..k..k...k.ya...tum mujhse naraz ho
Nagma....tumhe kya lagta hai
Me..Mujhe lagta hai tum naraz ho
Nagma....jab pata hai to mujh se Q puch rahe ho
Nagma meri baat ka gusse me berukhu se jawab de rahi thi
Me..nagma.kya tum mujhe maaf nahi karogi
Negma...me kon hoti hu tumhe maaf karne bali
Me ..nagma ka baju pakad ke apni taraf muh karne ke bola
Nagma meri taraf muh kar ke baat karo
(Dosto mene pehle part me bataya tha apni biwi ki health ke bare me )
Jab hamari shadi hoyi thi us time
Nagma 22 saal ki normal badan bali thi
hight me mujhe se 3 inch lambi lambi jarur thi
Fir bhi us time hamari jodi sab ko bohat achhi lagti thi
Shadi ke time
Mera Banda bhi normal size ka tha
Shadi ke baad se meri biwi ka badan bharta chala gya
Our mera badan ghatta gya
shadi ke 8 saal hote hote meri biwi har taraf se bhar gyi ***
Nagma ke gaal tamatar ki tarha ho gye the
Ghardan pe do line ban gyi thi
Chuchi mano faftne ko reddy ho
Moti moti chuchi upar se pathhar ki taraf tite
Chuchi tite kese nahi hogi
Jab mene unhe masla hi nahi
Me...jab bhi sex karta tha
Ak tang salwar se nikal ke jaldi se choot me apna land daal ke kuch der dhakke mar ke apna patla birya uski choot me jhhad ke so jata tha
Na chumna chatna na chuchi dawana
kitabo me jo likha hai us ke hisab se sax karna hi mujhe ata tha
Chudayi kise kehte hai ye mane apne nokar raghu kaka ko apni biwi nagma ko chodte huye dekh ke jana hai
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Nagma ka halka sa pait nikla gya tha
Pait nikalne se meri biwi dekhne me our bhi achhi lagne lagi thi
Chutad ka sheve bhi badan ke hisab se bahar nikal gaye the
Jab nagma chalti thi uske mote mote chutad upar nache jhulte the
Kul mila ke sar se paun tak meri biwi kayamat lagti thi
Nagma our meri jodi ab be meil lagne lagi hai
Mera pait pe bas chalrvi badi hai
Baki sarir pe kuch nahi bada hai
Mere kichane pe nagma mujh se halke se hili
Me use apni taraf nahi kar saka
Jab mene kaha idhar muh kar ke leto
Tab usne khudse karwat badli
..me nagma ko dekh ke bola
Please nagma maaf kardo na
Aghe se asi galti nahi hogi
Nagma...jante ho tumne kya kiya hai kitna bada gunah kiya hai
Ye kehte huye nagma uth ke beth gyi
Me bhi nagma ke sath uthte huye bola
.. please nagma mujhe maaf kardo mujh se anjane me ye galti ho gyi
Nagna...anjane me kari hai ya jaan ke kari hai
Me...anjane me kari hai
Asi galti Janke kon karega nagma
Nagma .. Mujhe pata hai tumne kal raat jaan ke galti kari hai tumne jaan ke use sirhane se utha ke apni lulli pe lapeta tha
Bolo jaan ke lapeta tha na tumne
Me.... nagma ki baat sunke ghabra gya
Ye baat sahi thi mene use jaan ke lapeta tha
Par me ab apni biwi ko kya jawab du
Mujhe Khamosh dekh ke nagma boli
Sach batao Mujhse jhhut bolne ki koshish na karna
Barma me ye baat tumhare abbu ki bata dungi
Abbu ko bataungi Tumne Arbi me likhe moti ki maala ke sath kiya kand kiya hai
Abbu ka naam sunte hi meri sitti pitti gum ho gyi
Me jaldi se apne haath joud ke gidgidate huye bola
Asa nahi karna nagma abbu ko kuch nahi batana
Tum to janti ho abbu kitne jalim hai
Bo meri khal kich ke mujhe ghar se nikal denge
Tum bas meri ye galti maaf kar do
Me tumhari har baat manunga
Jo tum kahogi bo karunga
Me tumhari kisi bhi baat ke liye roka toki nahi karunga
Bas is dafa maaf kar do
Nagma...pehle jo pucha hai uska jawab do
Mujhe
Tumne jaan ke kiya hai na bolo Ashraf
Me...abbu ke dar se
apni gardan jhuka ke dhire se bola
Ha..nagma mene jaan ke kiya hai ye sab
Nagma me janti thi tumne janke ke kiya hai
Asa karne se tumhe maza aya tha na
Me...ha..
Negma.. pura bolke batao
Me...ha mujhe maza aya tha
Nagma thodi unchi abaaz me boli... pura batao tumhe kya karne me maza aya tha
Me...bol to diy na our kese bolu
Nagma ..Mujhe tum suru se khul ke sab kuch batao
Me ...nagma ki baat saamjh gya tha nagma mujhse raat ki puri kahani sunna chah rahi thi
But Is time use khul ke batane ki himmat nahi ho rahi thi
Nagma...bata rahe ho ya nahi
Ya me abbu ke pass jaun
Meri biwi bed se thoda se uthte huye boli
Me...abbu ka naam sunke nagma ka haath pakad ke bola ruko. ruko me batata hu
Me nagma ka haath pakde huye bola
Me tumhe sab kuch khul ke batata hu
Bas tum bura nahi manna
.me..ye baat.apni gardan jhhuka ke bola
Nagma thoda gusse ne boli
Faltu ki baat na karo
Jaldi se batao mujhe
Me ..thik hai batata hu
Kal raat tum mujhe nanga karwa ke
kichan se pani lene chali gyi thi
Me naye maze ke bare me soch soch ke apni land masalte huye bed pe tumhare ane ka intjar kar raha tha
Jab tum kafi der tak loat ke nahi ayi
Tab meri nazar bed ke sirhane rakhi moti ki mala pe gyi
Use dekh ke pata nahi mujhe kya hua
Mene use utha ke pehle to use chuma
Mujhe use chumte huye usme se ajeeb see small a rahi thi
Us small se pata nahi mujhe kya hua
Mere badan me chingari see uthne lagi
Uske baad to mene us mala ko apne land pe lapet ke muth marna suru kar diya
Mala ke sath asa ganda kaam karne se
mujhe us time bohat hi jada maza a raha tha
(Me janta tha Moti ki mala pe small raghu kaka ke virye ki a rahi thi mene khud apni ankho se dekha tha kaka ko uspe apna vriya jhhadte huye
But ye baat me nagma ko nahi bata batayi
Mene bas itna kaha mala se ajeeb se small a rahi thi)
Us mala ko mene apne land pe lapeta hi tha
Mujhe itna maza aya
Usi time mere land ne pani chhod diya
Nagma...mene ye to suna hai Kuch log hote hai jine is tarah ke kaam karne me maza ata hai
Par mujhe ye nahi pata tha tumhe bhi isme maza ata hai
Me. Ab to mene tumhe sab kuch bata diya hai ab to tum abbu se nahi kahogi
Nagma...nahi kahungi lekin jab bhi tumhe kuch karna hoga mujhe batake ya mere samne karna hoga
Bolo mujhe bataoge
Me ..jaldi se bola ha nagma me tumhe har baat bataunga jese tum kahogi bohi karunga
Me keh ke chup hua hi tha
Tabhi
Nagma...meri baat sunke apna haath bada ke pajame ke upar se mara land pakad ke boli
Ise tum land bol rahe ho
Bhul gye ye kya hai
Me ... Ohhh...sorry.. sorry Galti se land bol diya
Itne bade ko lulli bolte hai
Nagma jo me tumhe bataun use sahi se yaad rakha karo
Me ...m...mujhe yaad to tha nagma par dar ki baja se me bhul gya
Nagma...mera land pakad ke masalte huye boli
Ise lulli kehte hai to land kise kehte hai
Me ..jiska 6. Se 8 inch ka hota hai use land bolte
Nagma...hmmm...our jiska usse bhi bada hota hai use kay bolte hai
Me...jiska 9 inch se 12 inch ka hota hai use louda kehte hai
Nagma..itna bada kiske pass hai
Abhi kuch der pehle meri biwi mujhpe gussa thi
But baat karte karte uska gussa mujhe kam hota hua
Lagne lega
Nagma ka gussa kam hote huye dekh ke mera dar bhi dhire dhire kam hone laga
Nagma baat ka rukh dusri taraf modte huye boli
Bolo Ashraf kiska hai itna bada
Me...dhire se bola itna bada louda raghu kaka ka hai
Nagma..raghu kaka kon hai tumhare
Me...raghu kaka nokar hai hamare
Kaka ko nokar kehte hi meri biwi nagma ne mera land jor se bicha
Our boli
Sahi se yaad kar ke batao kon hai bo tumhare
Nagma ke land bichne se mujhe jor ka dard hua
Me...aaaa...yiiiii ..uffff...mar gya me
n.n...a..g.maaaa
ise itna jor se mat bicho dard ho raha
Nagma apni mutthi ki pakad dhhili karte huye boli
Sahi Batao kon hai kaka tumhare
Me. ..k.ka.ka mere abbu hai
Nagma..abbu kise kehte hai
Me...abbu..b.b.baap.ko kehte hai
Nagma....hakla Q rahe ho saaf saaf bolo tumahara nokar kon hai tumhara
Me samjh gya Meri biwi mujhe homilation yani jaleel kar rahi hai
pata nahi kya hota jaa raha hai
is baat ka bura lagne ki jaga
Mujhe biwi ke haatho jaleel hone me our maza a raha tha
Me....khud se apne aap ko jaleel karte huye bola
Mera ghar ka nokar mera asli baap hai
Kaka mere abbu jaan hai
Unka
Nagma...apne chehre pe ak katil muskan late huye
Mera land sehlate huye boli
Asi Kon see khubi hai kaka me jo tum unhe baap mante ho
Me ..kaka ke undar ak khubi hai bo hai unka loada
Our jiska loada bada hota hai bohi baap kehlane ka hak daat hota hai
Mujhe apne aap ko jaleel karne me itna maza a raha tha keh mere chhote se land me sar sarahat hone lagi
Nagma...mera land masalte huye boli
Jab bhi me kaka ke loude ki baat karti hu tumhare samne
Tumhari lulli me Q jaan ane lagti hai
Me...tum thik keh rahi ho nagma
jab bhi me kaka ka lamba mota kala louda dekhta hu ya uske bare me sochta hu
Meri lulli me karant ane lagta hai
Nagma...tumhe kaka ka lamba mota ghunghat bala louda pasand hai
Me...ha nagma mujhe kaka ka ghunghat karne bala kala louda achha lagta hai
Nagma ...jab tumhe apne nokar raghu kaka ka louda pasand hai to
Ab tak tumne uske liye kya kya hai
Me...nagma ki baat sunke bola me. Sanjha nahi nagma tumhari baat
Nagma us din tum kaka ke room me gye the jab bo sharab pee rahe the
Tumne baha jake kya kiya
Me .. achha Usdin ki baat
Me.. tumhe suru se puri baat bata hu
Jesa tumne mujh se kaha tha
Kaka ke room me jab jaya karo jab bo sharab pite huye ho
Mene bese hi kya kuch din tak me kaka ke room me unke sharab pine ke time jata raha
Dhire dhire kaka our meri Sharm kam hone lagi
Ak do din kaka santi se sharab pite rahe
Uske baad kaka ko pata nhi kya hua
Kaka ne sharab pite pite galiya dene start kar dee
Jab mene unki gali ka koyi atraaj nahi kya
Bo our gandi gandi galiya dene lage
Baad me to bo mujhe bhi galiya dene lage
Suru me mujhe unki gali sunke ajeeb sa laga
Baad ne fir mujhe bhi achha lagne laga
Kaka sharab pite hote
me.. unke samne betha hota
Ak din kaka ki dhoti thoda sa sarak gyi
Dhoti hette hi kaka ka kala mota land mujhe dikhayi diya
us time kaka ke land ka supada yani aghe ka topa ghunghat me tha
Jesa tumhe pata hai
Me to unka kala mota land dekhne ke liye hi jaa raha tha unke pass
Pehli baar mene kaka ka land intni karib se dekha tha
Karib se to unka land our bhi mota takatbar kharnak lag raha
Ak baar ki to me use dekh ke dar gya tha
Meri sans tak fulne lagi
Me..jitni der kaka ke pass betha meri nazar bar bar kaka ke lake loade pe jaa rahi rahi thi
Fir agle din bhi asa hi hua
Us din kaka ne meri nazar dekh lee
Fir kya tha baat karte karte kaka apni dhoti se pura land bahar nikal ke nashe me bole
yahi dekh rahe the na chote malik lo ab sahi se dekho
Me...janta hu tum usi ki baja se yaha ate ho
Pehle to me kaka ki baat se thoda jhijka
Jhhepte jhhepte me kaka ka kala mota loada dekhne laga
Me kaka ka land dekh raha tha
Kaka apni sharab pine me lage the
Jab mujhe kafi der ho gyi kaka ka land dekhte huye
Kaka bole chhote malik dekhoge hi ya haath me bhi logo mera land
Mera dil to kar raha tha kaka ka loada pakdne ko
But meri himmat nhi ho rahi thi
Jab mene... kaka ki baat ka koyi jawab nahi diya to
Kaka ne mera hath pakad ke apne loade pe rakh diya
.mene ak baar bhi apna hath loade se hatane ki koshish nahi kari
Fir kya tha mene bhi kaka ka kala mota loada haath me pakad liya
Us din pehli baar kaka ke land ki muth mene apne haatho se mari
Jis bakt Kaka ke lamba mata kala loade ka topa yani supada
Ghunghat se nikal ke bahar ata mujhe bo seen bohat achha lgta
Me bar bar kaka ke land ka supada ghunghat me undar bar kar raha tha
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Nagma ....bas haath me liya tha ya muh me bhi liya tha
Me...muh me lene ki nowat kaha ayi nagma
Me kaka ka land sehla raha tha
Thodi hi der me mere land se apne aap pani nikal gya
Mera pani nikalte hi mujhe sharam see ane lagi
Me uthke jane laga
kaka mujhe sharab ke nashe me rok ke bole
Ye kay be sale tu ne apna to pani nakal liya mera pani kon nikalega nikalega kutte
Niche beth fir se mujhe
Tere hatho se mujhe maza a raha hai
Me kaka ki baat sunke fir se beth gya
Us din pehli baar mene unke land ki muth mari
Uske baad mera jana nahi hua
Meri sari baat sunke nagma boli ab kab jana hai kaka ke room me
Me... do din se mera jane ka man tha
Par kal bali galti ki baja se mujhe kuch bhi achha nahi lag raha tha
Nagma is baar jake kya karoge tum
Me.... mujhe to kuch pata nahi hai tum batao
Aghe kya karna hoga mujhe
Nagma...mujhse kya puch rahe ho
Mujhe kya pata kiya karte hai
Tumhara jo man kare bo karna
Me kaka to mujhse use muh me lene ko bol rahe the
Nagma...jab tum itna aghe bad gye ho to muh me lene se tumhe kya dikkat hai
Bese bhi tumhe apne nokar ka kala louda achha lagta hai
Achha lagne bali cheej ko muh me lene me kya burayi hai
Tum kaka ka louda muh me leke dekho ak baar
Sayad tumhe accha lage
Me...thik hai abki baar jab me kaka ke pass junga
Agar bo mujhse muh me lene ko bole
To me jarur muh me lunga unka kala louda
Nagma.. Ashraf meri ak baat gour se suno
kaka ka yaha hamare siwa koyi nahi
Unki sari family gaun me rehti hai
Uska khayal rakhna hamari jimmedari hai
Tum unka sahi se khayal rakhoge
Isme tumhara hi fayda hai
Unko bhi apni biwi ki yaad ati hogi
Jab tum kaka se gul mil gye ho to tum unhe khus karne ki koshish karo
Bo tumse khus ho gaye to bo hame chhod ke kahi nahi jaynge
Me... nagma ki baat sunke apne man me bola
..nagma kaka ka khayal rakhne ke liye tum ho to
Me kya Janta nahi hu tum mere ghar ke nokar ka kitna achha khayal rakh rahi ho
Itna khayal to unki biwi bhi nahi rakh sakti
Sab ke samne tum uski malkin hoti ho
Akele me uski gulam ban jati ho
Gulam nahi
Balki gande budhhe nokar ki randi ban jati ho
Ase izzatdaar sarif ghar ki randi bahu ko
Bo budhha nokar chhod ke Q jayga
Mujhe sochta hua dekh ke nagma boli
Ashraf kya soch rahe ho
Me apni soch se nikal ke bola
Kuch nahi
Tum sahi keh rahi ho
Me kaka ka achhe se khayal rakhne ki koshish karunga
Nagma meri baat sunke boli ye huyi na baat
Chalo ab sote hai
Subha uthna bhi hai
Is dafa meri biwi nagma meri taraf muh ler ke letti hai
Me ...nagma ko dekh ke bola
.. nagma tum mujhse naraj to nahi ho
Nagma... Meri baat sunke pehle to muskurayi
Fir boli
Mujhse bina puche koyi kaam nahi karna hai tumhe
Jo karna hai pehle mujhe batana hoga
Agar tumne mujh se kuch chhupaya to yaad rakhna
Me...abbu ko bata dungi
Ak baat our meri baat
Meri baat manke chaloge tum fayde me rahoge
Aghe chalke tumhe our maze ane bale hai
Apni biwi ki baat sunke me..bola
Me tumse koyi baat nahi chupaunga nagma
Jo kaam karunga tumse puchke bata ke karunga
Mujhe pata hai ..Tumhare bina me maze nahi kar paunga
Ab tak tumne mujh se jo kuch bhi karwaya hai mujhe usme boht maza aya hai
Aghe bhi tum mujhe naye naye maze karwati rehna
Nagma... abhi tumne maze kaha kare hai
Abhi to starting hai tumhari
Me...asa hai to fir karwao na abhi
Kal se kuch bhi achha nahi lag raha tha mujhe
Nagma...itni jaldbaji sahi nahi hai
Jaldi jaldi tum apni lulli ka pani nikaloge to tumhari sehet pe asar padhega
Pehle se hi tum kafi kamjor ho
Fir our kamjor ho jaoge
Ak do din bitne do
Fir dekhna is baar kese maze karati hu
Me...Mene...jese hi baat karne ke liye muh khula
Nagma mere hotho pe ungli rakh ke boli
Chup ab nahi bolna time dekho 1 baj raha hai
Chup chap so jao
Me...thik hai nagma sone se pehle ak good night kiss to de do mujhe
Nagma...abse se pehle to kabhi tumne Good night kiss nahi manga hai
Aaj kese mang rahe ho
Me...ab se pehle mujhe sex ke bare me pata bhi to nahi tha
Aaj se me roj Good night karunga
Ye keh ke mene apne hoth nagma ke hotho pe laga diye
nagma ke hotho pe kiss karte huye
Mene joor ki sans lee
Sans ke sath mujhe nagma ke muh se small aye
Me...jald baji me us small ko samjh nahi paya
Mene .dusri kiss lene chaha small ke janne ke liye
But nagma ne mujhe mana kar diya
Boli aaj ke liye ak hi kafi hai
Continue.......
Me apne room me mobile pe reals dekh ke time pass kar raha tha
Asal me mujhe apni biwi nagma ka intjar tha
Me ab jaldi se jaldi usse mafi mangne chahta tha
Nagma se mafi mang ke me fir se biwi ke hatho enjoy karna chahta tha
Kafi time baad mene ghadi ki taraf dekha raat ke 9:50 ho rahe the
Yani mujhe room me aye huye 50. 55 minat se bhi jada ka time ho gya
Itna hi time nagma ko bhi kichan ka kaam karte huye ho gya
Pata nahi aaj mujhe asa Q lag raha tha
Nagma bartan our kichan ki safai karne me aaj kuch jada time laga rahi hai
Our din to 20 se 25 minat me kichan ka kaam nipta deti thi
Par aaj itna time kese lag raha hai
Mere hisab se Aaj to use our din se jaldi a jana chahiye tha
Nagma ke na ane ki baja meri samj me nahi a rahi thi
Me mobile side me rakh ke sochne laga
Mere man me khayal aya kahi asa to nahi
meri biwi nagma mujh se baat karna hi nahi chahti
Meri Kal bali harkat se Bo mujhse jada naraz hai
Me apne man me bola
Ha Ashraf nagma mujhse kal bali harkat se naaraj hai
Yahi baja hai
Bo kichan ke kaam me apne aap ko vyasth rakh ke
Sayad mere Sone ka wait kar rahi ho
Me .apne aap se sawal jawab kar raha tha
.ha . Ashraf...yahi baja hai teri biwi nagma tujh se baat nahi karna chah rahi hai
Bo tere sone ka intjar kar rahi hai
......
Last me mene faisla kiya
Aaj chahe kiitni bhi raat ho jaye me apni biwi nagma se mafi mang ke hi rahunga
Use me.. mana ke rahunga
Uske liye mujhe kuch bhi karna padhe
Ye faisla kar ke me nagma ka ane ka becheni se intjar karne laga
Me baar baar ghadi ki taraf dekh ke ghadi ki souyi dekh raha tha
Aaj ghadi ki souyi bhi mari mari se aghe badh rahi thi
Mano jese ghadi ke sele down ho gye ho
Me bed pe beth ke nagma ka ane ka becheni se intjar to kar raha tha
Par ak baar bhi meri himmat nahi huyi
Me room se bahar nikal ke kichan me jake dekhu akhir nagma baha kar kya rahi hai
Raat 11 baje ke time nagma room me ayi
Mujhe dekh ke halka ka chock ke boli
Ashraf tum abhi soye nahi
Mene nagma ki taraf dekha
Nagma
Meri nazar nagma ke balo pe gyi
Nagma ke baal bikhre huye the
Jab nagma kichan me gyi thi us time uske baal bandhe huye the
Ab khule huye hai
Kher mene is baat pe jada joar nahi diya
Me ..nagma ke baat ka jawab dete huye bola
Me tumhare ane ka intjar kar raha tha nagma
Ab tum a gyi ho ab sote hai
Nagma meri pass lette huye boli
Me a gyi chalo ab so jao
Subha fazar me 5 baje bhi uthna hai
Ye baat nagma ne mujhse
Meri taraf se muh fair ke kahi
Me.... nagma ki baat sunke bola
Ha nagma sote hai ye keh ke me bhi bed pe let gaya
Nagma dusri taraf karwat kar ke leti thi
Mera pace negma ki peeth ki taraf tha
Letne ke thodi der baad
Me dhire se nagma se bola
Nagma so gayi kiya
Nagma ha sone bali hu me
Me... nagma ak baat bolu
Nagma...bolo
Me ..k..k...k.ya...tum mujhse naraz ho
Nagma....tumhe kya lagta hai
Me..Mujhe lagta hai tum naraz ho
Nagma....jab pata hai to mujh se Q puch rahe ho
Nagma meri baat ka gusse me berukhu se jawab de rahi thi
Me..nagma.kya tum mujhe maaf nahi karogi
Negma...me kon hoti hu tumhe maaf karne bali
Me ..nagma ka baju pakad ke apni taraf muh karne ke bola
Nagma meri taraf muh kar ke baat karo
(Dosto mene pehle part me bataya tha apni biwi ki health ke bare me )
Jab hamari shadi hoyi thi us time
Nagma 22 saal ki normal badan bali thi
hight me mujhe se 3 inch lambi lambi jarur thi
Fir bhi us time hamari jodi sab ko bohat achhi lagti thi
Shadi ke time
Mera Banda bhi normal size ka tha
Shadi ke baad se meri biwi ka badan bharta chala gya
Our mera badan ghatta gya
shadi ke 8 saal hote hote meri biwi har taraf se bhar gyi ***
Nagma ke gaal tamatar ki tarha ho gye the
Ghardan pe do line ban gyi thi
Chuchi mano faftne ko reddy ho
Moti moti chuchi upar se pathhar ki taraf tite
Chuchi tite kese nahi hogi
Jab mene unhe masla hi nahi
Me...jab bhi sex karta tha
Ak tang salwar se nikal ke jaldi se choot me apna land daal ke kuch der dhakke mar ke apna patla birya uski choot me jhhad ke so jata tha
Na chumna chatna na chuchi dawana
kitabo me jo likha hai us ke hisab se sax karna hi mujhe ata tha
Chudayi kise kehte hai ye mane apne nokar raghu kaka ko apni biwi nagma ko chodte huye dekh ke jana hai
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Nagma ka halka sa pait nikla gya tha
Pait nikalne se meri biwi dekhne me our bhi achhi lagne lagi thi
Chutad ka sheve bhi badan ke hisab se bahar nikal gaye the
Jab nagma chalti thi uske mote mote chutad upar nache jhulte the
Kul mila ke sar se paun tak meri biwi kayamat lagti thi
Nagma our meri jodi ab be meil lagne lagi hai
Mera pait pe bas chalrvi badi hai
Baki sarir pe kuch nahi bada hai
Mere kichane pe nagma mujh se halke se hili
Me use apni taraf nahi kar saka
Jab mene kaha idhar muh kar ke leto
Tab usne khudse karwat badli
..me nagma ko dekh ke bola
Please nagma maaf kardo na
Aghe se asi galti nahi hogi
Nagma...jante ho tumne kya kiya hai kitna bada gunah kiya hai
Ye kehte huye nagma uth ke beth gyi
Me bhi nagma ke sath uthte huye bola
.. please nagma mujhe maaf kardo mujh se anjane me ye galti ho gyi
Nagna...anjane me kari hai ya jaan ke kari hai
Me...anjane me kari hai
Asi galti Janke kon karega nagma
Nagma .. Mujhe pata hai tumne kal raat jaan ke galti kari hai tumne jaan ke use sirhane se utha ke apni lulli pe lapeta tha
Bolo jaan ke lapeta tha na tumne
Me.... nagma ki baat sunke ghabra gya
Ye baat sahi thi mene use jaan ke lapeta tha
Par me ab apni biwi ko kya jawab du
Mujhe Khamosh dekh ke nagma boli
Sach batao Mujhse jhhut bolne ki koshish na karna
Barma me ye baat tumhare abbu ki bata dungi
Abbu ko bataungi Tumne Arbi me likhe moti ki maala ke sath kiya kand kiya hai
Abbu ka naam sunte hi meri sitti pitti gum ho gyi
Me jaldi se apne haath joud ke gidgidate huye bola
Asa nahi karna nagma abbu ko kuch nahi batana
Tum to janti ho abbu kitne jalim hai
Bo meri khal kich ke mujhe ghar se nikal denge
Tum bas meri ye galti maaf kar do
Me tumhari har baat manunga
Jo tum kahogi bo karunga
Me tumhari kisi bhi baat ke liye roka toki nahi karunga
Bas is dafa maaf kar do
Nagma...pehle jo pucha hai uska jawab do
Mujhe
Tumne jaan ke kiya hai na bolo Ashraf
Me...abbu ke dar se
apni gardan jhuka ke dhire se bola
Ha..nagma mene jaan ke kiya hai ye sab
Nagma me janti thi tumne janke ke kiya hai
Asa karne se tumhe maza aya tha na
Me...ha..
Negma.. pura bolke batao
Me...ha mujhe maza aya tha
Nagma thodi unchi abaaz me boli... pura batao tumhe kya karne me maza aya tha
Me...bol to diy na our kese bolu
Nagma ..Mujhe tum suru se khul ke sab kuch batao
Me ...nagma ki baat saamjh gya tha nagma mujhse raat ki puri kahani sunna chah rahi thi
But Is time use khul ke batane ki himmat nahi ho rahi thi
Nagma...bata rahe ho ya nahi
Ya me abbu ke pass jaun
Meri biwi bed se thoda se uthte huye boli
Me...abbu ka naam sunke nagma ka haath pakad ke bola ruko. ruko me batata hu
Me nagma ka haath pakde huye bola
Me tumhe sab kuch khul ke batata hu
Bas tum bura nahi manna
.me..ye baat.apni gardan jhhuka ke bola
Nagma thoda gusse ne boli
Faltu ki baat na karo
Jaldi se batao mujhe
Me ..thik hai batata hu
Kal raat tum mujhe nanga karwa ke
kichan se pani lene chali gyi thi
Me naye maze ke bare me soch soch ke apni land masalte huye bed pe tumhare ane ka intjar kar raha tha
Jab tum kafi der tak loat ke nahi ayi
Tab meri nazar bed ke sirhane rakhi moti ki mala pe gyi
Use dekh ke pata nahi mujhe kya hua
Mene use utha ke pehle to use chuma
Mujhe use chumte huye usme se ajeeb see small a rahi thi
Us small se pata nahi mujhe kya hua
Mere badan me chingari see uthne lagi
Uske baad to mene us mala ko apne land pe lapet ke muth marna suru kar diya
Mala ke sath asa ganda kaam karne se
mujhe us time bohat hi jada maza a raha tha
(Me janta tha Moti ki mala pe small raghu kaka ke virye ki a rahi thi mene khud apni ankho se dekha tha kaka ko uspe apna vriya jhhadte huye
But ye baat me nagma ko nahi bata batayi
Mene bas itna kaha mala se ajeeb se small a rahi thi)
Us mala ko mene apne land pe lapeta hi tha
Mujhe itna maza aya
Usi time mere land ne pani chhod diya
Nagma...mene ye to suna hai Kuch log hote hai jine is tarah ke kaam karne me maza ata hai
Par mujhe ye nahi pata tha tumhe bhi isme maza ata hai
Me. Ab to mene tumhe sab kuch bata diya hai ab to tum abbu se nahi kahogi
Nagma...nahi kahungi lekin jab bhi tumhe kuch karna hoga mujhe batake ya mere samne karna hoga
Bolo mujhe bataoge
Me ..jaldi se bola ha nagma me tumhe har baat bataunga jese tum kahogi bohi karunga
Me keh ke chup hua hi tha
Tabhi
Nagma...meri baat sunke apna haath bada ke pajame ke upar se mara land pakad ke boli
Ise tum land bol rahe ho
Bhul gye ye kya hai
Me ... Ohhh...sorry.. sorry Galti se land bol diya
Itne bade ko lulli bolte hai
Nagma jo me tumhe bataun use sahi se yaad rakha karo
Me ...m...mujhe yaad to tha nagma par dar ki baja se me bhul gya
Nagma...mera land pakad ke masalte huye boli
Ise lulli kehte hai to land kise kehte hai
Me ..jiska 6. Se 8 inch ka hota hai use land bolte
Nagma...hmmm...our jiska usse bhi bada hota hai use kay bolte hai
Me...jiska 9 inch se 12 inch ka hota hai use louda kehte hai
Nagma..itna bada kiske pass hai
Abhi kuch der pehle meri biwi mujhpe gussa thi
But baat karte karte uska gussa mujhe kam hota hua
Lagne lega
Nagma ka gussa kam hote huye dekh ke mera dar bhi dhire dhire kam hone laga
Nagma baat ka rukh dusri taraf modte huye boli
Bolo Ashraf kiska hai itna bada
Me...dhire se bola itna bada louda raghu kaka ka hai
Nagma..raghu kaka kon hai tumhare
Me...raghu kaka nokar hai hamare
Kaka ko nokar kehte hi meri biwi nagma ne mera land jor se bicha
Our boli
Sahi se yaad kar ke batao kon hai bo tumhare
Nagma ke land bichne se mujhe jor ka dard hua
Me...aaaa...yiiiii ..uffff...mar gya me
n.n...a..g.maaaa
ise itna jor se mat bicho dard ho raha
Nagma apni mutthi ki pakad dhhili karte huye boli
Sahi Batao kon hai kaka tumhare
Me. ..k.ka.ka mere abbu hai
Nagma..abbu kise kehte hai
Me...abbu..b.b.baap.ko kehte hai
Nagma....hakla Q rahe ho saaf saaf bolo tumahara nokar kon hai tumhara
Me samjh gya Meri biwi mujhe homilation yani jaleel kar rahi hai
pata nahi kya hota jaa raha hai
is baat ka bura lagne ki jaga
Mujhe biwi ke haatho jaleel hone me our maza a raha tha
Me....khud se apne aap ko jaleel karte huye bola
Mera ghar ka nokar mera asli baap hai
Kaka mere abbu jaan hai
Unka
Nagma...apne chehre pe ak katil muskan late huye
Mera land sehlate huye boli
Asi Kon see khubi hai kaka me jo tum unhe baap mante ho
Me ..kaka ke undar ak khubi hai bo hai unka loada
Our jiska loada bada hota hai bohi baap kehlane ka hak daat hota hai
Mujhe apne aap ko jaleel karne me itna maza a raha tha keh mere chhote se land me sar sarahat hone lagi
Nagma...mera land masalte huye boli
Jab bhi me kaka ke loude ki baat karti hu tumhare samne
Tumhari lulli me Q jaan ane lagti hai
Me...tum thik keh rahi ho nagma
jab bhi me kaka ka lamba mota kala louda dekhta hu ya uske bare me sochta hu
Meri lulli me karant ane lagta hai
Nagma...tumhe kaka ka lamba mota ghunghat bala louda pasand hai
Me...ha nagma mujhe kaka ka ghunghat karne bala kala louda achha lagta hai
Nagma ...jab tumhe apne nokar raghu kaka ka louda pasand hai to
Ab tak tumne uske liye kya kya hai
Me...nagma ki baat sunke bola me. Sanjha nahi nagma tumhari baat
Nagma us din tum kaka ke room me gye the jab bo sharab pee rahe the
Tumne baha jake kya kiya
Me .. achha Usdin ki baat
Me.. tumhe suru se puri baat bata hu
Jesa tumne mujh se kaha tha
Kaka ke room me jab jaya karo jab bo sharab pite huye ho
Mene bese hi kya kuch din tak me kaka ke room me unke sharab pine ke time jata raha
Dhire dhire kaka our meri Sharm kam hone lagi
Ak do din kaka santi se sharab pite rahe
Uske baad kaka ko pata nhi kya hua
Kaka ne sharab pite pite galiya dene start kar dee
Jab mene unki gali ka koyi atraaj nahi kya
Bo our gandi gandi galiya dene lage
Baad me to bo mujhe bhi galiya dene lage
Suru me mujhe unki gali sunke ajeeb sa laga
Baad ne fir mujhe bhi achha lagne laga
Kaka sharab pite hote
me.. unke samne betha hota
Ak din kaka ki dhoti thoda sa sarak gyi
Dhoti hette hi kaka ka kala mota land mujhe dikhayi diya
us time kaka ke land ka supada yani aghe ka topa ghunghat me tha
Jesa tumhe pata hai
Me to unka kala mota land dekhne ke liye hi jaa raha tha unke pass
Pehli baar mene kaka ka land intni karib se dekha tha
Karib se to unka land our bhi mota takatbar kharnak lag raha
Ak baar ki to me use dekh ke dar gya tha
Meri sans tak fulne lagi
Me..jitni der kaka ke pass betha meri nazar bar bar kaka ke lake loade pe jaa rahi rahi thi
Fir agle din bhi asa hi hua
Us din kaka ne meri nazar dekh lee
Fir kya tha baat karte karte kaka apni dhoti se pura land bahar nikal ke nashe me bole
yahi dekh rahe the na chote malik lo ab sahi se dekho
Me...janta hu tum usi ki baja se yaha ate ho
Pehle to me kaka ki baat se thoda jhijka
Jhhepte jhhepte me kaka ka kala mota loada dekhne laga
Me kaka ka land dekh raha tha
Kaka apni sharab pine me lage the
Jab mujhe kafi der ho gyi kaka ka land dekhte huye
Kaka bole chhote malik dekhoge hi ya haath me bhi logo mera land
Mera dil to kar raha tha kaka ka loada pakdne ko
But meri himmat nhi ho rahi thi
Jab mene... kaka ki baat ka koyi jawab nahi diya to
Kaka ne mera hath pakad ke apne loade pe rakh diya
.mene ak baar bhi apna hath loade se hatane ki koshish nahi kari
Fir kya tha mene bhi kaka ka kala mota loada haath me pakad liya
Us din pehli baar kaka ke land ki muth mene apne haatho se mari
Jis bakt Kaka ke lamba mata kala loade ka topa yani supada
Ghunghat se nikal ke bahar ata mujhe bo seen bohat achha lgta
Me bar bar kaka ke land ka supada ghunghat me undar bar kar raha tha
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Nagma ....bas haath me liya tha ya muh me bhi liya tha
Me...muh me lene ki nowat kaha ayi nagma
Me kaka ka land sehla raha tha
Thodi hi der me mere land se apne aap pani nikal gya
Mera pani nikalte hi mujhe sharam see ane lagi
Me uthke jane laga
kaka mujhe sharab ke nashe me rok ke bole
Ye kay be sale tu ne apna to pani nakal liya mera pani kon nikalega nikalega kutte
Niche beth fir se mujhe
Tere hatho se mujhe maza a raha hai
Me kaka ki baat sunke fir se beth gya
Us din pehli baar mene unke land ki muth mari
Uske baad mera jana nahi hua
Meri sari baat sunke nagma boli ab kab jana hai kaka ke room me
Me... do din se mera jane ka man tha
Par kal bali galti ki baja se mujhe kuch bhi achha nahi lag raha tha
Nagma is baar jake kya karoge tum
Me.... mujhe to kuch pata nahi hai tum batao
Aghe kya karna hoga mujhe
Nagma...mujhse kya puch rahe ho
Mujhe kya pata kiya karte hai
Tumhara jo man kare bo karna
Me kaka to mujhse use muh me lene ko bol rahe the
Nagma...jab tum itna aghe bad gye ho to muh me lene se tumhe kya dikkat hai
Bese bhi tumhe apne nokar ka kala louda achha lagta hai
Achha lagne bali cheej ko muh me lene me kya burayi hai
Tum kaka ka louda muh me leke dekho ak baar
Sayad tumhe accha lage
Me...thik hai abki baar jab me kaka ke pass junga
Agar bo mujhse muh me lene ko bole
To me jarur muh me lunga unka kala louda
Nagma.. Ashraf meri ak baat gour se suno
kaka ka yaha hamare siwa koyi nahi
Unki sari family gaun me rehti hai
Uska khayal rakhna hamari jimmedari hai
Tum unka sahi se khayal rakhoge
Isme tumhara hi fayda hai
Unko bhi apni biwi ki yaad ati hogi
Jab tum kaka se gul mil gye ho to tum unhe khus karne ki koshish karo
Bo tumse khus ho gaye to bo hame chhod ke kahi nahi jaynge
Me... nagma ki baat sunke apne man me bola
..nagma kaka ka khayal rakhne ke liye tum ho to
Me kya Janta nahi hu tum mere ghar ke nokar ka kitna achha khayal rakh rahi ho
Itna khayal to unki biwi bhi nahi rakh sakti
Sab ke samne tum uski malkin hoti ho
Akele me uski gulam ban jati ho
Gulam nahi
Balki gande budhhe nokar ki randi ban jati ho
Ase izzatdaar sarif ghar ki randi bahu ko
Bo budhha nokar chhod ke Q jayga
Mujhe sochta hua dekh ke nagma boli
Ashraf kya soch rahe ho
Me apni soch se nikal ke bola
Kuch nahi
Tum sahi keh rahi ho
Me kaka ka achhe se khayal rakhne ki koshish karunga
Nagma meri baat sunke boli ye huyi na baat
Chalo ab sote hai
Subha uthna bhi hai
Is dafa meri biwi nagma meri taraf muh ler ke letti hai
Me ...nagma ko dekh ke bola
.. nagma tum mujhse naraj to nahi ho
Nagma... Meri baat sunke pehle to muskurayi
Fir boli
Mujhse bina puche koyi kaam nahi karna hai tumhe
Jo karna hai pehle mujhe batana hoga
Agar tumne mujh se kuch chhupaya to yaad rakhna
Me...abbu ko bata dungi
Ak baat our meri baat
Meri baat manke chaloge tum fayde me rahoge
Aghe chalke tumhe our maze ane bale hai
Apni biwi ki baat sunke me..bola
Me tumse koyi baat nahi chupaunga nagma
Jo kaam karunga tumse puchke bata ke karunga
Mujhe pata hai ..Tumhare bina me maze nahi kar paunga
Ab tak tumne mujh se jo kuch bhi karwaya hai mujhe usme boht maza aya hai
Aghe bhi tum mujhe naye naye maze karwati rehna
Nagma... abhi tumne maze kaha kare hai
Abhi to starting hai tumhari
Me...asa hai to fir karwao na abhi
Kal se kuch bhi achha nahi lag raha tha mujhe
Nagma...itni jaldbaji sahi nahi hai
Jaldi jaldi tum apni lulli ka pani nikaloge to tumhari sehet pe asar padhega
Pehle se hi tum kafi kamjor ho
Fir our kamjor ho jaoge
Ak do din bitne do
Fir dekhna is baar kese maze karati hu
Me...Mene...jese hi baat karne ke liye muh khula
Nagma mere hotho pe ungli rakh ke boli
Chup ab nahi bolna time dekho 1 baj raha hai
Chup chap so jao
Me...thik hai nagma sone se pehle ak good night kiss to de do mujhe
Nagma...abse se pehle to kabhi tumne Good night kiss nahi manga hai
Aaj kese mang rahe ho
Me...ab se pehle mujhe sex ke bare me pata bhi to nahi tha
Aaj se me roj Good night karunga
Ye keh ke mene apne hoth nagma ke hotho pe laga diye
nagma ke hotho pe kiss karte huye
Mene joor ki sans lee
Sans ke sath mujhe nagma ke muh se small aye
Me...jald baji me us small ko samjh nahi paya
Mene .dusri kiss lene chaha small ke janne ke liye
But nagma ne mujhe mana kar diya
Boli aaj ke liye ak hi kafi hai
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