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Jaise hi shooting site pe Kali pahunchata hai waha logo ka jamawada laga hua tha... sarey log shooting dekhne waha pahunche huye the... phir waha ek stage pe Kareena Kapoor Khan khadi thi... ek sleeveless wali goun me...

Kali ushe itne dur se dekhte hi apne hawas pe kabu nhi kr paa Raha tha 55 saal ki Umar me v ushka Lund khada ho gya... Wo to bas waha Kareena Kapoor ko dekhne gaya hua tha lekin husna ki paree KAREENA Kapoor ko dekhte hi wo randi baaz pura pagal sa ho raha tha...wo Kareena Kapoor ko bahut nafrat karta tha... use pata tha ki wo uske league ke Bahar ki ladki hai... ek nawab ki biwi hai... Isiliye wo bas Kareena Kapoor ke pass Jana chahta tha... lekin wo itna ashan nhi tha... Itna zyada Police aur Kareena Kapoor ka apna personal security ke chalte wo ushke Karib nhi jaa pa Raha tha...
Use bas ek sahi mouka ka intezar tha...man hi man wo bhagawan bolta hai ki Kash koi chamatkar ho Jaye ki tabhi director (film ka) speaker phone pe bolta hai...
Director -Sab shant rahe hum log kuchh din ke shooting ke liye hi yaha aaye hai isiliye hamare pass maximum crew nhi hai... isiliye hamey gaon ke kuchh log chahiye hamare yaha kaam krne ke liye(set pe)...
Aur Kya tha Kali ka lottery lag gya use ek Rasta mil gya Kareena Kapoor ke Karin Jane ka or apne badle ko pura karne ka...wo apne Lund ko masalta hua sochta hai..
Kali- bas isiki deri thi ek baar Tere pass aa jau phir thujhe hypnotized karke apni rakhail banaunga jaise yaha ki Kai aurton ko Kiya hu...or apna badla lunga...
Phir Kali waha se Chala jata hai kyuki agey ki planning k liye ushke pass time nhi tha... Kyuki ki shooting bahat jaldi khatm ho jaaega...or Kareena Kapoor wapas usake sapne me aake use satayegi...use jo bhi krna tha in kuchh hi dino me krna tha...
Wo apne Ghar pe Jake khatiya pe sota hai... or KAREENA Kapoor Khan ka Halkat jawani video chalata hai...

Wo apna Lund hilata rahta aur man hi man kehta rehta hai ki bahat jald mere niche hogi tu aur Tere jawani ka rash nichod k piunga.

Phir Kali ka orgasm hota hai...or itna jada virya nikal ta hai Jo aaj tak nhi nikla... Gaon ki Kai aurton ko hypnotized karke kali chod chuka tha...lekin Kareena Kapoor usko bahut dino se sata rahi thi sapno me aake...
Wo Tay kr chuka tha ki ab kuchh bhi ho Jaye Kareena Kapoor ko apna banake hi dam lega... Usako apne bachhe ki maa banaega...
Yehi sochte sochte pata nhi kali ko kab nind aagaya... Lekin sone se pehle wo Sara plan banake soya hua tha.
Shooting ka pehla din:-(DAY 1)
Kali ko pata tha ki adha gaon waha audition krne gya hoga...isiliye kali ek bhikhari ke bhesh me shooting site pe pehle se hi baitha hua tha....
Waha assistant director aata hai jiska naam Varun tha...wo sabka audition krne aaya hua tha...
Kali ko dekh ke wo ushe ek bhikhari samajhta hai Kali acting bhi vaisa hi kr Raha tha...
Kali ab apna dusra chal chalta hai wo varun se dosti krne ki koshish krta hai...
Kali- Beta ye papi pet Kya Kya nhi karwati hai... Itna kehne ke sath hi wo rone ki acting krta hai...
Varun ko bahat bura lagta hai- To wo baat aage badhata hai
Varun- chacha Kya hua hai apke sath... ye bolke wo ushe ek chai ka cup badhata hai...
Kali- Beta kehne ko to 2 bete hai mere lekin unki Shaadi hone ke baad mujhe mere hi Ghar se nikal diye wo log... Ab Meri galat gali ke kutte jaisi ho gyi hai... Mujhe bhikh nhi mangna hai koi kam ho to dedo...
Bese audition to almost complete ho chuka tha... lekin ek gande budhha waha dar dar ki thokar khata dekh Varun ko kali pe daya aa jati hai wo Bina kuchh soche use spot boy ki naukri de deta hai...
Kali ko yehi to chahiye tha wo apne plan me kamyaab ho gaya tha lekin Kareena Kapoor khan avi bhi use dikhi nhi thi...
Varun kali ko set ke ander le jata hai...or Sara kaam achhe se samjha deta hai...
Kali apna kaam kar Raha tha ki uski Nazar Kareena Kapoor Khan pe padti hai...

KAREENA ko dekhte hi kallu k lungi me tambu ban jata hai Kareena ko pink rang ki saree me dekh ke uski khubsurati ko dekh ke uska Lund Kareena ko salami de Raha tha...
KAREENA Kapoor jitna uske karib aa rahi thi usko apne aap ko sambhalna utna hi mushkil ho raha tha...
Kareena Kapoor jab ushke karib se guzarti hai to ushe ushka lungi ka tambu dikh jata hai... Usey bahat jyada gussa aata hai lekin shooting ke pehle din wo scene nhi krna chahti thi... lekin pehle impression kali ka Kareena pe bahat hi Ganda Raha tha...
KAREENA samajh chuki thi ki ye admi randibaaz hai... Ishiliye KAREENA bahut uncomfortable feel kr rahi thi saree pehne huye bhi ushe esha lag rha tha ki Kali use apne aankhon se hi nanga kar rha hai...
Jaise Kareena Kapoor kali ke pass se guzarti hai tab Kali Kareena Kapoor ka gand dekh Raha hota hai...
Wo Kareena Kapoor bki matakti gand ko dekhte huye sochta hai ki kuchh bhi ho Jaye ye gand ab mujhe marna hai...
Ek scene hone ke baad director cut kahta hai... Or KAREENA direct apne vanity me chali jati hai aur Saif ko call krti hai...
Saif- hello bebo kaisa chal rha hai...
Kareena- kuchh khash nhi shooting ka pehla din kaha achha hota hai...or uspar se ye gaon itna dirty hai... Ki Kya bolu...
Ye batein karte huye Kareena apni vanity ke tinted window ke pass pahunch jati hai waha ka nazara dekh ke Kareena ki ankhe fati ki fati reh jati hai...
Kali KAREENA Ke vanity ke pichhe khada hoke apna Lund hila Raha tha...or jor jor se KAREENA ka naam pe muth Mar Raha tha... or ek lambi dhar ka virya chhod Diya...
Kareena aaj tak itna bada Lund nhi Dekhi thi aur ek budde ka Lund Jo ushke pati se bhi bada hai aur itna jyada virya nikal rha tha ye dekh ke Kareena behoshi me jaise chali gayi thi...
Lekin kuchh hi pal ke baad use hosh aaya aur wo decide karti ki tabhi...Kareena turant phone cut kr deti hai aur wo soch chuki thi ki is admi ko set se Bahar nikalna hai...
Wo turant assistant director (Varun) ko bulati hai aur bolti hai ki Kali ko naukri se nikalne ke liye...
Varun- madam wo admi bichara bhikhari hai ushe ushke gahr wale Ghar se nikal diye hai...or uski biwi bhi mar chuki hai bechara kaam nhi karega to Mar jaaega... Vaise usne Kiya Kya hai ki aap pehle hi din use naukri se nikal rahi hai...
Kareena itna sunte hi apna gusse ko kabu krti hai... Kyuki wo bol nhi sakti thi ki wo budhha uske naam ka muth Mar Raha tha...
Wo baat ghumate huye bolti hai...
Kareena- wo budhha hai isiliye hamare koi kaam ka nhi hai...
Varun request krta hai to Kareena maan jati hai kyuki use bhi pata tha ki karodo log uska video dekh ke uske naam ka muth marte hai...
Lekin Kareena plan krti hai ki kuchh aisa karegi wo budhha ke sath ki wo khud set chhod k bhag Jaye...
Jaise hi shooting site pe Kali pahunchata hai waha logo ka jamawada laga hua tha... sarey log shooting dekhne waha pahunche huye the... phir waha ek stage pe Kareena Kapoor Khan khadi thi... ek sleeveless wali goun me...

Kali ushe itne dur se dekhte hi apne hawas pe kabu nhi kr paa Raha tha 55 saal ki Umar me v ushka Lund khada ho gya... Wo to bas waha Kareena Kapoor ko dekhne gaya hua tha lekin husna ki paree KAREENA Kapoor ko dekhte hi wo randi baaz pura pagal sa ho raha tha...wo Kareena Kapoor ko bahut nafrat karta tha... use pata tha ki wo uske league ke Bahar ki ladki hai... ek nawab ki biwi hai... Isiliye wo bas Kareena Kapoor ke pass Jana chahta tha... lekin wo itna ashan nhi tha... Itna zyada Police aur Kareena Kapoor ka apna personal security ke chalte wo ushke Karib nhi jaa pa Raha tha...
Use bas ek sahi mouka ka intezar tha...man hi man wo bhagawan bolta hai ki Kash koi chamatkar ho Jaye ki tabhi director (film ka) speaker phone pe bolta hai...
Director -Sab shant rahe hum log kuchh din ke shooting ke liye hi yaha aaye hai isiliye hamare pass maximum crew nhi hai... isiliye hamey gaon ke kuchh log chahiye hamare yaha kaam krne ke liye(set pe)...
Aur Kya tha Kali ka lottery lag gya use ek Rasta mil gya Kareena Kapoor ke Karin Jane ka or apne badle ko pura karne ka...wo apne Lund ko masalta hua sochta hai..
Kali- bas isiki deri thi ek baar Tere pass aa jau phir thujhe hypnotized karke apni rakhail banaunga jaise yaha ki Kai aurton ko Kiya hu...or apna badla lunga...
Phir Kali waha se Chala jata hai kyuki agey ki planning k liye ushke pass time nhi tha... Kyuki ki shooting bahat jaldi khatm ho jaaega...or Kareena Kapoor wapas usake sapne me aake use satayegi...use jo bhi krna tha in kuchh hi dino me krna tha...
Wo apne Ghar pe Jake khatiya pe sota hai... or KAREENA Kapoor Khan ka Halkat jawani video chalata hai...



Wo apna Lund hilata rahta aur man hi man kehta rehta hai ki bahat jald mere niche hogi tu aur Tere jawani ka rash nichod k piunga.

Phir Kali ka orgasm hota hai...or itna jada virya nikal ta hai Jo aaj tak nhi nikla... Gaon ki Kai aurton ko hypnotized karke kali chod chuka tha...lekin Kareena Kapoor usko bahut dino se sata rahi thi sapno me aake...
Wo Tay kr chuka tha ki ab kuchh bhi ho Jaye Kareena Kapoor ko apna banake hi dam lega... Usako apne bachhe ki maa banaega...
Yehi sochte sochte pata nhi kali ko kab nind aagaya... Lekin sone se pehle wo Sara plan banake soya hua tha.
Shooting ka pehla din:-(DAY 1)
Kali ko pata tha ki adha gaon waha audition krne gya hoga...isiliye kali ek bhikhari ke bhesh me shooting site pe pehle se hi baitha hua tha....
Waha assistant director aata hai jiska naam Varun tha...wo sabka audition krne aaya hua tha...
Kali ko dekh ke wo ushe ek bhikhari samajhta hai Kali acting bhi vaisa hi kr Raha tha...
Kali ab apna dusra chal chalta hai wo varun se dosti krne ki koshish krta hai...
Kali- Beta ye papi pet Kya Kya nhi karwati hai... Itna kehne ke sath hi wo rone ki acting krta hai...
Varun ko bahat bura lagta hai- To wo baat aage badhata hai
Varun- chacha Kya hua hai apke sath... ye bolke wo ushe ek chai ka cup badhata hai...
Kali- Beta kehne ko to 2 bete hai mere lekin unki Shaadi hone ke baad mujhe mere hi Ghar se nikal diye wo log... Ab Meri galat gali ke kutte jaisi ho gyi hai... Mujhe bhikh nhi mangna hai koi kam ho to dedo...
Bese audition to almost complete ho chuka tha... lekin ek gande budhha waha dar dar ki thokar khata dekh Varun ko kali pe daya aa jati hai wo Bina kuchh soche use spot boy ki naukri de deta hai...
Kali ko yehi to chahiye tha wo apne plan me kamyaab ho gaya tha lekin Kareena Kapoor khan avi bhi use dikhi nhi thi...
Varun kali ko set ke ander le jata hai...or Sara kaam achhe se samjha deta hai...
Kali apna kaam kar Raha tha ki uski Nazar Kareena Kapoor Khan pe padti hai...

KAREENA ko dekhte hi kallu k lungi me tambu ban jata hai Kareena ko pink rang ki saree me dekh ke uski khubsurati ko dekh ke uska Lund Kareena ko salami de Raha tha...
KAREENA Kapoor jitna uske karib aa rahi thi usko apne aap ko sambhalna utna hi mushkil ho raha tha...
Kareena Kapoor jab ushke karib se guzarti hai to ushe ushka lungi ka tambu dikh jata hai... Usey bahat jyada gussa aata hai lekin shooting ke pehle din wo scene nhi krna chahti thi... lekin pehle impression kali ka Kareena pe bahat hi Ganda Raha tha...
KAREENA samajh chuki thi ki ye admi randibaaz hai... Ishiliye KAREENA bahut uncomfortable feel kr rahi thi saree pehne huye bhi ushe esha lag rha tha ki Kali use apne aankhon se hi nanga kar rha hai...
Jaise Kareena Kapoor kali ke pass se guzarti hai tab Kali Kareena Kapoor ka gand dekh Raha hota hai...
Wo Kareena Kapoor bki matakti gand ko dekhte huye sochta hai ki kuchh bhi ho Jaye ye gand ab mujhe marna hai...
Ek scene hone ke baad director cut kahta hai... Or KAREENA direct apne vanity me chali jati hai aur Saif ko call krti hai...
Saif- hello bebo kaisa chal rha hai...
Kareena- kuchh khash nhi shooting ka pehla din kaha achha hota hai...or uspar se ye gaon itna dirty hai... Ki Kya bolu...
Ye batein karte huye Kareena apni vanity ke tinted window ke pass pahunch jati hai waha ka nazara dekh ke Kareena ki ankhe fati ki fati reh jati hai...
Kali KAREENA Ke vanity ke pichhe khada hoke apna Lund hila Raha tha...or jor jor se KAREENA ka naam pe muth Mar Raha tha... or ek lambi dhar ka virya chhod Diya...
Kareena aaj tak itna bada Lund nhi Dekhi thi aur ek budde ka Lund Jo ushke pati se bhi bada hai aur itna jyada virya nikal rha tha ye dekh ke Kareena behoshi me jaise chali gayi thi...
Lekin kuchh hi pal ke baad use hosh aaya aur wo decide karti ki tabhi...Kareena turant phone cut kr deti hai aur wo soch chuki thi ki is admi ko set se Bahar nikalna hai...
Wo turant assistant director (Varun) ko bulati hai aur bolti hai ki Kali ko naukri se nikalne ke liye...
Varun- madam wo admi bichara bhikhari hai ushe ushke gahr wale Ghar se nikal diye hai...or uski biwi bhi mar chuki hai bechara kaam nhi karega to Mar jaaega... Vaise usne Kiya Kya hai ki aap pehle hi din use naukri se nikal rahi hai...
Kareena itna sunte hi apna gusse ko kabu krti hai... Kyuki wo bol nhi sakti thi ki wo budhha uske naam ka muth Mar Raha tha...
Wo baat ghumate huye bolti hai...
Kareena- wo budhha hai isiliye hamare koi kaam ka nhi hai...
Varun request krta hai to Kareena maan jati hai kyuki use bhi pata tha ki karodo log uska video dekh ke uske naam ka muth marte hai...
Lekin Kareena plan krti hai ki kuchh aisa karegi wo budhha ke sath ki wo khud set chhod k bhag Jaye...