Incest Bheed me akela (abhay)

[MAD. MAX]

Hahahahahaha ye koi bura manne wali baat h

Or me 100% sure hu ki agla update padh kar jis jis ko bhi lag raha h ki use pata h aage kya hone wala h woh sab chakkar khane wale h

Waise bhi kal new year h
Maza aayega batana zarur ki tumhara andaza sahi nikla ya galat

Or sach hi bolna

Jroor mere bhai jroor
.
Umeed hai ki sbki thinking ki jroor band bjayga tumhara update
.
Best of luck bro

 

[mass8787]

Nice one bohut acha kahani bohut sandar huu rahi hay keep going

 

[Dirty banda]

bade bhai jb lagta hai kuch samajh araha hai story main tabhi aap dusra twist dal dete ho ab kya andaza lagaye ab na to hero power full fighter hai na high level connection hai uske ab to kuch chamtkar hi kro aap or hero ko magical power se kuch ho skta hai jaisa akser ho ta hai kahaniyo main

Yakin mano kal maza aayega

Kal tumhe shayaad kahani ke ab tak ke sabse zada iconic moments me se ek dekhne ko bhi mil jaye

Or waise to mene ye pahle se plan nahi kiya tha

Par agar milta h to meri taraf se new year gift samajh lena

 

[Dirty banda]

Jroor mere bhai jroor
.
Umeed hai ki sbki thinking ki jroor band bjayga tumhara update
.
Best of luck bro

WWE me tirple H.H.H hamesha hi apne interview me bolta h

Expecte the unexpected

Mujhse hamesha us chez ki umeed kro jis chez ki tume umeed hi naa ho

 

[MAD. MAX]

WWE me tirple H.H.H hamesha hi apne interview me bolta h

Expecte the unexpected

Mujhse hamesha us chez ki umeed kro jis chez ki tume umeed hi naa ho

Umeed ke sahare duniya hai
.
Or
.
Useee umeed ke sahare hum bi

 

[Ash Mishra]

or ye hamla bhi khi kisine karwaya to nahi family main se jaise dadi ne kyu ki hero ke phone agle din hi humla ho gya or guru ji koi jhol jhal wala admi to nahi or kanta ka koi chakar hai isme aisa mera manna hai sirf baki writer aap hi ho

bade bhai ye meri smbhawana hai kripya is pr kuch tipni jarrur kr dee

 

[Big Brother]

Update - 10

Recap -
or fir aayi samne se awaz kisi ladki ki
Hello

Aab aage

Aaj agar koi mujhse meri jaan bhi maag leta to m use khushi khushi de deta aaj akhir kaar itne salo baad me kisi apne ki awaz sun raha tha

ladki- hello kon raha h kuch bolo bhi

Mere liye ye awaz nayi thi
Me is-awaz ko nahi jaanta tha ab ham bade ho gye the meri tarha bakiyo ki awaz bhi badal chuki hogi

pr jab tak m kuch bolta phone cut ho chuka tha

mene dobara phone milaya or is baar bhi usi ladki ne phone uthaya

ladki -ye kon batamiz h aye tume pata bhi h ye kiska ghar h jo baar baar mazak kar rahe ho

me- (kapti hui awaz me) m me abhay

ladki - kon abhay

abhi m kuch bolta usse pahle hi
piche ke kisi orat ne is ladki se kaha

orat - rani beta aaj itne salo baat louti h pura pariwaar waha h or tu iske sath kya kar rahi h

ye awaz me bahut acche se jaanta tha
Waqt ke sath sath is awaz me bhudape ki jhalak zarur dikh rahi thi pr kadak abhi bhi barkarar thi he awaz dadi ki thi

pr dadi ki baat sun kar me samajh gya ki m jisse baat kr raha hu woh meri badi bhen rani h
Rani di dadi ki baat ka koi jawab deti usse pahle hi mene bola

Me - didi me apka bhai abhay

Ye baat rani ke liye kisi jhatke se kam nahi thi
use to yaad bhi nahi tha tha ki uska ek bhai or bhi h

R didi - abhay likin ye kaise ho sakta h

isse pahle ki rani didi kuch or kah pati dadi ne usse phone le liya

dadi - hello kon

me - dadi prnam me abhay

mujhe laga tha ki shayaad dadi mujhse mera haal chal puchige pr aage unhone jo kaha use sun kar to mere kaano m aa gya

dadi - tu mara nhi abhi tak kutte aaj itne salo baad mere bache mere pass loute h
us khushi ko kharab karne ke liye tujhe aaj hi phone karna tha

me - (ruwasi awaz me) dadi mene bas ye batane ke liye phone kiya tha ki m 1st aaya hu

Dadi - hame tujhse koi lena dena nahi h manhus
hamne salo pahle hi tujhse apne sare rishte Nate khatm kr liye the

ab mere dimag ne kaam karna band kar diya tha aaj itne salo baad mene phone kiya tha or meri dadi aaj bhi mujhse is tarha baat kar rahi thi

me -(rote hue) mene aapko nahi didi or bua ko batane ke liye phone liya tha

Ab ye kahne ke alawa koi or rasta nahi tha mere pass
or kahi naa kahi ye sach bhi tha
pr sath hi sath me sabse baatin bhi karna chahata tha
pr agar dadi ayisa bol rahi thi to baki sab bhi konsa zada khush hone wale the

dadi - hahahahaha ramya idhar aana zara

dadi ki woh hasi mujhe aaj bhi yaad h
dadi ki woh hasi mere dil me har jagane ke liye kafi thi
abhi udhar se koi bola

hello


ye awaz sun kr me sukun mahsus krne laga tha
ye meri bua ki awaz thi

me - (rote hue) bua m abhay

me samne se pyaar ke 2 bol sunna cahta tha pr
mujhe nahi pata tha ki..........

bua - mat kah mujhe bua manhus or kya chenna chahata tu hamse
bachpan me maa mujhe tujhse dur rahne ko kahti thi
pr me hi pagal thi jo taras kha kr tujhpe pyaar lutati rahi
guruji sahi the jo bhi tujhse pyaar krega
woh hamesha dukhi hi rahega
hamne salo pahle tujhe khud se dur kiya

fir tujhse sare waste khatm kar diye socha tha ab tujhse picha chutt jayega par tu itna besham nikla
teri himmat bhi kaise hui dubara yaha phone karne ki

m bua ki sari baatin sun raha tha
aaj me hi nahi mera dil bhi ro raha tha jo bua mere liye itna kiya karti thi aaj wohi mere dil ke tukde tukde kar rahi thi
bachpan se bua or didi hi to thi mere pass

or tabhi mere dil me ek khayaal bijli ki tarha kuda
didi

Me - to kya didi bhi

is_baar meri baat ka jawab dadi ne diya

dadi - ab is_ghar me tujhse pyaar karne wala ya tujhse hamdardi rakhne wala koi nahi h
or agar woh tujhse pyaar karti h to bata kitni baar phone kiya tujhe teri didi ne

or bas mere hath pair thande pad gye
sach hi to kaha tha dadi ne agar woh mujhse pyaar karti to kitna mushkil hota unke liye bas ek phone karna

mene bina kuch kahe hi phone rakh diya
aaj salo baad me apne andar emotions feel karpa raha tha
Salo tak me ekjaisi hi zindgi jita aaya tha
bas ek juthi aas liye

Aaj jab woh juthi aas tuti to khud par hi afsos hua

pr fir mere dimag me ek khayaal aaya agar dadi ki baat sach thi or woh log salo pahle hi mujhse apne sare rishte tod chuke the to kon meri fees aaj tak bharta aa raha tha kon tha jo mujhe har mahine pokit money bheja karta tha
mere insab sawalo ka jawab mujhe bas ek hi insaan de sakta tha


me sidha hi jaa kar principal_sir ke cabin me baith gya

sir- (tez awaz me) abhay where is your mariners
ye kya tarika hua andar aane ka

me - aaj tak kon meri fees bhar raha h sir

sir- (hadbada kr) kya matlab h tumhara

me- sir woh kon h jo aaj tak mera kharcha uthata aaya h

sir -(gusse me) or kon uthayega aaj tak tumhari family hi tumhara kharcha uthati rahi h or koi kyu uthayega
kis tarha ke sawal kar rahe ho jawan

Sir army se the Kai baar unki baaton se ye jhalak jaya karta tha

me- to sir aaj meri unse baat karaiye
kafi saal ho gye h

sir - tumhe allow nahi h

me - (tez awaz me) juth sir juth sab juth mene baat ki aaj unse nafarat karte h sir woh log mujhse

sir- (tez awaz me ) kya tumne baat ki (fir gusse me bole) tumne rule toda h bache jao or jake ground ke 10 chakkar maro

sir ki ye purani adat thi saza deni ho to chakkar maro

me- rote hue sir aaj aap mujhe nahi taal sakte bataiye mujhe

bahut der mere or sir ke bich sawal jawab chalte rahe sir ne har possible try kiya ki mujhe taal de par me ada raha
akhir kaar sir ko meri zidd ke aage haar manni hi padi

sir- ok agar tum janna hi chahate ho to suno

tume roseworld me aaye hue ek saal hone wala tha
or ek din mera phone baja

(Short flashback)

Sir ki zubani

Trin trin

me- hello

samne se hello ham thakur dhananjay bol rahe h

me - ji thakur sahab

(Iske bichki kuch baatin aapne purane part me padhi hogi me same baaton se aapko bore nahi Krna chahata isliye us part se start kar raha hu jo aapko nahi pata)

thakur- hamari baat suno ham chahate h tum us ladke ko apne school se nikaal do

me - par kyu thakur sahab
kya hamse koi galti hui h
Ya aap apne pote ko kisi or bade school me padhana chahate h

dekhiye thakur sahab aapke pote ko nikaalne me hame koi pareshani nahi h par aap pahle hi apne pote ki 5 saal ki fees jama kar chuke h
or policy ke hisaab se hamare yaha fees refund nahi hoti

Thakur - hame paiso se koi matlab nahi h principal bas ham tume ye batana chahate h ki ab hamara us ladke se koi lena dena nahi h

me- par woh to aapka pota h naa thakur sahab

thakur - mat kaho use hamara pota hamara sirf ek pota h
arav thakur
us ladke se hamara koi nata nahi h
Hamto kahte h use kahi dur pahucha do 50 lakh dige tume ham foji

me - ji thakur sahab aapka kaam ho jayega

(flashback end)

abhay ki zubani (matlab ab abhay ko me likhuga)

me - aankho me aasu ke sath fir kya hua

sir- fir kya 1 hafte baad mene thakur ko phone karke kaha ki tume hamne bangla_desh pahucha diya h
Or ab tum kabhi lout kar nahi aa sakte

me - kyu sir par aapne ayisa kyu kiya

Sir - ye duniya waisi nahi h bache jaisa tum use dekhte ho
Me nahi chahata tha ki tume ye sab pata chale abhi tum ye sab samajhne ke liye bahut chote ho

me - par me pichle 2 saal se har mahine 1 ya 2 gante ke liye ghumne town jaa raha hu
agar me pahle phone kar leta to

sir- tumhe kya laga hamne ye nahi socha hoga shuru shuru me hamesha hi tumhare piche ek admi rahta tha
pr tumne kabhi phone karne ki koshish nahi ki
isi liye ham pichele kuch mahino se laparwah ho gye the
mujhe kaha pata tha ye thodi si laparwahi hi mujhpar bhari pad jayegi

me - aapne mujhe kahi dur kyu nahi bheja

sir - hahahaha kya tume me itna bura insaan lagta hu jo ek bache ko besahara chhod dun itna bhi bura nahi hu m

me - to fir aapne woh woh

sir - to fir mene woh paise kyu liye yahi naa
bache jis jagha aaj tak sahi se net ke tower nahi aate us jagha itne bade collage school or hostel or pata nahi kis kis chez ka khayaal rakhna padta h mujhe
tumhe kya lagta h itna paisa sarkaar deti hogi mujhe
nhi
kabhi kabhi kuch accha karne ke liye apne hath bhi gande karne padte h

mere pass ab kahne ke liye kuch nhi nahi tha
.
.

.
.
. Abhi ke liye itna hi
ab ye sachai janne ke baad kya krega abhay
comment kre

chalo koi to accha mila abhay ko jo use ek sahi insaan banne m madak kar raha hai warna to ghar ne wale use chod diya marne k liye ab dekte hai kya karta hai abhay

 

[Big Brother]

Update - 11
Recap -
sir - to fir mene woh paise kyu liye yahi naa
bache jis jagha aaj tak sahi se net ke tower nahi aate us jagha itne bade collage school or hostel or pata nahi kis kis chez ka khayaal rakhna padta h mujhe
tumhe kya lagta h itna paisa sarkaar deti hogi mujhe
nhi
kabhi kabhi kuch accha karne ke liye apne hath bhi gande karne padte h

mere pass ab kahne ke liye kuch nhi nahi tha

Ab aage _____

Me apne hostle room m baitha hua tha
mere hatho me yoda tha or aankho me aasu

pr itne sab ke baad bhi mujhe apni life ka sabse zaruri design lena tha

ab aage kya

me army join kar sakta hu m koi diploma kar sakta hu

Pr ab me kuch karna nahi chahata tha
mene 11 saal un umeedo ko pura karne m laga diye jo kisi ne mujhse lagai hi nahi thi

ab me apne jiwan me shanti cahta tha
Shayaad ye duniya mere liye nahi thi
ya shayaad m hi is duniya is_samaj ke layak nahi tha

Raat 8 bje

me bus stop par khada hua tha mere samne se pata nahi kitni hi bus guzar chuki thi fir mere samne ek bus aake ruki

Canduckter - kashi kashi kashi ye kashi wale aa jao bhaiya

log kahte h ki jab insaan ke pass kuch naa ho to woh bhagwan ki taraf bhagta h mene bhi wahi kiya or baith gya bus me
is_baat se be khabar ki subha ek ayisi khabar sunne ko milegi ki sab hil kar rah jayige

subha subha bus kashi pahuch gyi mene waha pahuch kar nashta kiya
or baith gya ek paid ke niche
thabhi mujhe ek awaz aayi

yaha kyu baitha h udas bacha

mene nazar utha kar dekha to ek sadhu maharaj mere samne khade the

me - apne jine ki wajha dhund raha hu baba

sadhu - baithe batihe kuch nahi milta bacha jab tak bhagwan ki khoj me nahi nikloge to bhagwan milige kahase

ye bol kar baba chalte bane
pr sath ke sath mujhe sikh bhi dete gye
mere pass kuch nahi tha to kyu naa ek saniyasi ka hi jiwan jiyu
ye soch kar me jaldi se baba ke pass bhaga

me - baba baba mujhe saniyasi banna h mujhe bhi bhag... Ke path (raste) par chalna h

sadu - hahahaha putr ye asan nahi h saniyasi woh jo apna jiwan ji chuka ho
jise paise ka lobh naa ho
kaam(sex , hawas) ki icha naa ho
Kisi se duwesh (dushmani) naa ho
man me mail naa ho
jab tum ye sab kar loge apne aap hi saniyasi ban jaoge

me - kuch bhi ho baba par ab mujhe aapke sath hi rahna h

sadhu - jaisi teri iccha


or ye bol kar baba muskura diye

Ham abhi ek t.v ki dukaan ke samne se nikal hi rahe the ki tabhi meri nazar ek news par padi

repoter - breaking news shimla ke ek jamane me sabse famous rahe roseworld hostle par hamla bomb blast m mare gye 70 se bhi zada chattr

ye sab dekh kar mera halak hi sukh gya or meri aankho m aasu aa gye

pr ye news sirf yahi nahi or bhi kai jagha chal rahi thi

(Place 1 thakur haveli)

reporter- raat 2 baje hua tha bomb blast marne wale ke naamo me ek naam jane mane busnessman ranveer thakur ke bete abhay thakur ka bhi h

or ye sunte hi ghar me kisi ko khushi hui kisi ko afsos pr 3 log ayise bhi the jinki aankho me aasu the

(Place 2 ek or badi haveli)

admi - haahahahhahaha thakur ka ek pilla to hamare bina kuch kiye hi mara gya

Admi_2 - yes sir or agle mahine ki hone wali kushti me hamara pahalwaan thakuro ke pahalwan ko hara kar unke jale pr or namak chidkega

admi_1 - ye khel tab khatm hoga jab ham thakuro ke ghar ki har aurat or ladki ko apni or apne pariwaar ke mardon ki rakhail bana dige
hahahahaha

(Place 3 unknown)

aurat - kya baat h lagta h bhag... Bhi hamare sath h tabhi to 1 1 karke sare thakuro ko utha raha h

admi - iske baad hame kya karna chaheye

aurat - hame kuch nahi karna h bas dekhna h or intzaar karna h thakuro ke kamzor hone kaa
fir ham thakuro ke ilake par bhi raaj krige

(Place 4 secret)

bichara ye to bina baat hi bali chad gya
hahaahahahahhaahha

(Place 5 unknown)

Ek admi bhagta hua aata h

or waha baithe 2re admi ke kaan me kuch kahta h

admi_2 - thakur sahab ko phone lagao ham khud unka dukh baatne jayige




or isi tarha se 5 alag alag jagha se gadiyo ke kafile chal dete h thakuro ke ilake m thakuro ka gam baatne

kuch sach me gam baatne jaa rahe the kuch jale par namak chidakne
.
.
.
.
.
.

ab aage kya hoga koi guess

aaj hi aaj me 2nd update de raha hu
kuch like thodi sarhana or thode sawalo ki upeksha karta hu

confusing update tha bhai lekin zaruri bhi hai shayad kitna bada game khela ja raha hai use thoda bohot samaj aa raha hai

 

[parkas]

Update - 11
Recap -
sir - to fir mene woh paise kyu liye yahi naa
bache jis jagha aaj tak sahi se net ke tower nahi aate us jagha itne bade collage school or hostel or pata nahi kis kis chez ka khayaal rakhna padta h mujhe
tumhe kya lagta h itna paisa sarkaar deti hogi mujhe
nhi
kabhi kabhi kuch accha karne ke liye apne hath bhi gande karne padte h

mere pass ab kahne ke liye kuch nhi nahi tha

Ab aage _____

Me apne hostle room m baitha hua tha
mere hatho me yoda tha or aankho me aasu

pr itne sab ke baad bhi mujhe apni life ka sabse zaruri design lena tha

ab aage kya

me army join kar sakta hu m koi diploma kar sakta hu

Pr ab me kuch karna nahi chahata tha
mene 11 saal un umeedo ko pura karne m laga diye jo kisi ne mujhse lagai hi nahi thi

ab me apne jiwan me shanti cahta tha
Shayaad ye duniya mere liye nahi thi
ya shayaad m hi is duniya is_samaj ke layak nahi tha

Raat 8 bje

me bus stop par khada hua tha mere samne se pata nahi kitni hi bus guzar chuki thi fir mere samne ek bus aake ruki

Canduckter - kashi kashi kashi ye kashi wale aa jao bhaiya

log kahte h ki jab insaan ke pass kuch naa ho to woh bhagwan ki taraf bhagta h mene bhi wahi kiya or baith gya bus me
is_baat se be khabar ki subha ek ayisi khabar sunne ko milegi ki sab hil kar rah jayige

subha subha bus kashi pahuch gyi mene waha pahuch kar nashta kiya
or baith gya ek paid ke niche
thabhi mujhe ek awaz aayi

yaha kyu baitha h udas bacha

mene nazar utha kar dekha to ek sadhu maharaj mere samne khade the

me - apne jine ki wajha dhund raha hu baba

sadhu - baithe batihe kuch nahi milta bacha jab tak bhagwan ki khoj me nahi nikloge to bhagwan milige kahase

ye bol kar baba chalte bane
pr sath ke sath mujhe sikh bhi dete gye
mere pass kuch nahi tha to kyu naa ek saniyasi ka hi jiwan jiyu
ye soch kar me jaldi se baba ke pass bhaga

me - baba baba mujhe saniyasi banna h mujhe bhi bhag... Ke path (raste) par chalna h

sadu - hahahaha putr ye asan nahi h saniyasi woh jo apna jiwan ji chuka ho
jise paise ka lobh naa ho
kaam(sex , hawas) ki icha naa ho
Kisi se duwesh (dushmani) naa ho
man me mail naa ho
jab tum ye sab kar loge apne aap hi saniyasi ban jaoge

me - kuch bhi ho baba par ab mujhe aapke sath hi rahna h

sadhu - jaisi teri iccha


or ye bol kar baba muskura diye

Ham abhi ek t.v ki dukaan ke samne se nikal hi rahe the ki tabhi meri nazar ek news par padi

repoter - breaking news shimla ke ek jamane me sabse famous rahe roseworld hostle par hamla bomb blast m mare gye 70 se bhi zada chattr

ye sab dekh kar mera halak hi sukh gya or meri aankho m aasu aa gye

pr ye news sirf yahi nahi or bhi kai jagha chal rahi thi

(Place 1 thakur haveli)

reporter- raat 2 baje hua tha bomb blast marne wale ke naamo me ek naam jane mane busnessman ranveer thakur ke bete abhay thakur ka bhi h

or ye sunte hi ghar me kisi ko khushi hui kisi ko afsos pr 3 log ayise bhi the jinki aankho me aasu the

(Place 2 ek or badi haveli)

admi - haahahahhahaha thakur ka ek pilla to hamare bina kuch kiye hi mara gya

Admi_2 - yes sir or agle mahine ki hone wali kushti me hamara pahalwaan thakuro ke pahalwan ko hara kar unke jale pr or namak chidkega

admi_1 - ye khel tab khatm hoga jab ham thakuro ke ghar ki har aurat or ladki ko apni or apne pariwaar ke mardon ki rakhail bana dige
hahahahaha

(Place 3 unknown)

aurat - kya baat h lagta h bhag... Bhi hamare sath h tabhi to 1 1 karke sare thakuro ko utha raha h

admi - iske baad hame kya karna chaheye

aurat - hame kuch nahi karna h bas dekhna h or intzaar karna h thakuro ke kamzor hone kaa
fir ham thakuro ke ilake par bhi raaj krige

(Place 4 secret)

bichara ye to bina baat hi bali chad gya
hahaahahahahhaahha

(Place 5 unknown)

Ek admi bhagta hua aata h

or waha baithe 2re admi ke kaan me kuch kahta h

admi_2 - thakur sahab ko phone lagao ham khud unka dukh baatne jayige




or isi tarha se 5 alag alag jagha se gadiyo ke kafile chal dete h thakuro ke ilake m thakuro ka gam baatne

kuch sach me gam baatne jaa rahe the kuch jale par namak chidakne
.
.
.
.
.
.

ab aage kya hoga koi guess

aaj hi aaj me 2nd update de raha hu
kuch like thodi sarhana or thode sawalo ki upeksha karta hu

Nice and lovely update....

 

[Smith_15]

Back to back update thank you.