बहुत ही बढिया और मस्त अपडेट है भाई मजा आ गयाUpdate 5
Mai ( ladoo ) abhi apna homework kar raha hota hu. Mera homework bahut jayada hota hai isiliye mujhe jayada time lag jata hai . Dopahar Tak mai apna homework karta rahta hu.
Phir meri tution ka time ho jata hai to mai waha Jane ke liye taiyaar hota hu .
Niche hall me amma or bhabhi maa dono baithe thee . Tabhi mai Amma or bhabhi maa se kah deta hu ki mai tution ja raha hu or shaam Tak wapas aaunga . Amma haa kar deti hai . Or phir mai tution ke liye nikal jata hu .
Idhar vibhuti or Anita ke ghar .
Anita phir se vibhuti se uske nalle pan ki wajah se jhagda kar rahi hoti hai or usko tane mar Rahi hoti hai . Ki abhi tak unke koi baccha nahi hua hai .
Anita - tum kisi kaam ke nahi ho , kaam ke na kaaj ke dushman annaj ke pata nahi kiss aadmi se shadi kar Li Maine .
Vibhuti - ab maine kaya kar Diya yaar .
Anita - bas yahi to problem hai tum kuch karte hi to nahi ho na kaam hota tumse or na kuch or .
Vibhuti - or kaya kaaru kaya Karu batao .
Anita - mai bacche ki baat kar rahi hu .
Vibhuti - ab baccha kaha se lau .
Anita - baccha laate nahi paida karna hota hai , meri sari friends maa ban gayi hai bas ek mai hi hu mujhe bhi bacche se khelna hai .
Vibhuti - to anath aasharam se le aate hai ek baccha .
Anita - anath aasharam se hi leke aaoge khud to paida kar nahi sakte, aise nahi ki agar paida nahi kar sakte to IVF hi karwa lo meri ek friend ne bhi IVF karwaya hai.
Vibhuti - come on yaar baby hame IVF ki jarurat nahi hai . Or hamare paas paise bhi kaha hai .
Anita - wahi to tum to nalle ho or tumhari do Kodi ki bhi aukaat nahi hai agar tumhe market me beche to tumhare koi 2 rupay bhi nahi dega.
Vibhuti - accha aisi baat hai to lagi shart abhi ke abhi 10 lakh rupees tumhare samne rakh du what are you talking about .
Anita - accha to rakho .
Vibhuti phir thodi der shant rahta hai . Or phir kahta hai .
Vibhuti - aree matlab hateli par sarso kaise uga lu Anu .
Anita - thik hai to phir mere Ghar me tabhi aana jab tum 10 lakh rupay kama lo . Now get lost.
Vibhuti ( roni shakal bana kar ) - Aisa mat karo Anu .
Anita - read my lips , get lost .
Phir vibhuti samaj jata hai ki Anita abhi garam ho rahi hai abhi bahar Jana hi thik hai.
Anita - apna boriya bistar bhi apne saath le Lena ok .
Phir vibhuti apna boriya bistar leke Ghar se nikal jata hai .
Shaam ka samay
Abhi evening ho jati hai or Anita bhabhi , anguri bhabhi and Amma ji tiwari ji ke Ghar me hall me baith ke baate kar rahi hoti hai .
Amma ji , Anita bhabhi se - or batao bahuriya kaisan ba .
Anita - kaya batau Amma ji bas kat rahi hai .
Amma - kyu Aisa kaya hoi gaya .
Anita- bas Amma ji vibhu nahi kamata hai na hi kuch karta hai bas usi ki chinta hai .
Amma ji - aree u nalla ki chinta chod or tu khush rah beta .
Anita - han Amma ji or kar bhi kaya sakte hai .
Tabhi anguri bhi waha aa jati hai nashta lekar .
Angoori - lijiye Anita ji nashta .
Anita - aree nahi , nahi angoori ji iski koi jarurat nahi hai.
Phir aise hi wo log thodi der or gappe marte rahte hai . Abhi mai yani ladoo bhi coaching se aa jata hu padhkar .
Ladoo - pranam bhabhi maa, pranam Amma , pranam Anita bhabhi maa .
Teeno ladoo ko aashirvaad de deti hai .
Anita - or ladoo tumhari studies kaisi chal Rahi hai .
Ladoo - acchi hai bhabhi maa bas thode bahut doubts aa hi jaate hai basically bio me .
Anita - to tum doubts clear karne ke liye mere paas aa jata karo mera bio bada strong hai .
Angoori - Haan ladoo tum jaya Karo Anita bhabhi ke paas tution lene .
Anita - han ladoo kal shaam ko AA Jana thik hai .
Ladoo - thik hai Anita bhabhi maa .
Phir aise hi thodi der baate karne ke baad Anita Apne Ghar chali jaati hai . Or ladoo apni padhai me lag jaata hai or angoori khana banaane lag jaati hai.
Phir karib 1 ghante baad tiwari ji Ghar par aa jaate hai. Apni dukan se .
Ghar ke andar aate hi tiwari ji dinning table par baith jaate hai or angoori bhabhi se kahte hai .
Tiwari ji ( jor jor se bolte hue ) - angoori pagli hamare liye khana lagao , jaldi hame bhukh lagi hai.
Par tabhi Amma ji piche se aati hai or tiwari ji ka girebaan pakadti hai or tiwari ko utha deti hai.
Amma ji - ka re bail ka kar raha hai . Or ye kaya bol raha hai .
Tiwari ji - hamne kaya bola Amma .
Amma - accha ka bola ye bahuriya ko pagli pagli kaya kar raha hai.
Tiwari ji - ham to hamesha hi pagli kahkar hi bulate hai .
Amma - ab wo teri biwi nahi hai Jo usee pagli kah Raha hai wo tere chote Bhai ki biwi hai to usee naam se bol or haa pandit ramfal phone kiye rahe ki Aaj tumko bahar hotel me hi khana khana hai or kothe wali ke saath raat bitani hai .
Tiwari ji ye sab sunke or bhi pareshan hote hai ki ab kaya hoga sala khana bhi bahar hi khana padega .
Phir wo aise hi bhukhe bahar nikal jaate hai .
अगले रोमांचकारी धमाकेदार और चुदाईदार अपडेट की प्रतिक्षा रहेगी जल्दी से दिजिएगा