Ab agey ki kahani
somya ki jubani
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Pitaji aur subham ji
Amne samne 4by4 ki dining table pe bethe huye idhar udhar ki bat kar rahe the
Mai jaise hi dining table pai khana laga kar subham ji ke sath wali chair par bethne hi wali thi
Tabhi pitaji nai halka sa isara karke pata ni kyu mujhe apni bagal wali chair pe
Bula liya
ye isara subham ji koi sayad nahi dikha hoga.
Mujhe ek pal ke liye laga ki mujhe pitaji ke sanket par dhyan na de kar
Subham ji ke bagal mai hi bhetna chahiye kyuki mai roj wahi bethati thi
Fir sayad subham ji ko bhi ajib lagta.
lekin pata ni kyu agle hi pal mai
Pitaji ke adesh ke khilaf jane ke sarey vichar gayab ho gaye
Aur mai chup chap pitaji ke bagal mai beth gayi
Fir sabhi ne sath dinner karna suru kiya
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“Aur bataiye damad ji apki tabiyat wagerah thik hai na, apko iss time bhi office jana pad ra hai, khayal rakhiye apna nikalte badhte waqt”
“papaji apke asirvad sai abhi toh bilkul thik hu aur mask wagerah lagata hi hu
App bataiye apki tabiyat kaisi hai”
“meri tabiyat kuch kam achi lag ri hai aj kal
Issliye aj tumharey sath khana kha ra hu khud khana banane tak ki taqat ni thi aj
Pichle kuch dino sai kuch kamjori hai”
“pitaji aur kya kya symptoms hai
Khasi jhukham bhi hai kya”
Subham rathore ko bich mai katkar chinta mai bol padta hai
“arey nahi nahi koi virus firus nahi hai
Bus Budhape ka asar hai
Somya bitiya bhi idhar rukne ko keh ri hai
Lekin mai tum logo ki itni khushal ghrahasti mai disturbance nahi karna chahta
Issliye iss ghar mai toh ruk nahi sakta bus khana kha ke wapas chala jaunga”
“arey nahi nahi kya keh re hai pitaji ap yahi rukiye hum dono apka khyal rakhenge
Akele apartment mai kya karenge woh bhi iss umar mai
Aur jab itna kharab time chal ra hai”
Beshak hi subham iss bat sai anjan tha ki yeh sabh rathore ki chal hai
Iss umar mai bhi rathore subham sai kayi guna fit tha
Subham toh chodiye, rathore tagde sai tagde gabru jawano ko swashth ke mamle mai pichad de
Subham ko kya pata uske pith piche rathore uski biwi ke sath kaise khel khel ra hai
“Chalo thik hai, damad saab magar kuch din hi, jis din hi thoda sa thik feel karunga
Turant apne apartment bhag jaunga”
rathore muskura ke kehta hai
rathore sayad yeh soch ke muskura raha tha ki agar jindagi ek ludo ka game hai
toh ajkal har pasa uska che hi ara tha.
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[Somya]
Maine jaise hi pani ka gilas apne hoth pe lagakar ek ghunt pi
Mujhe pitaji ka hath apni Jangho pai mehsus huya
Aur mai ek dum sai gilas mai khas padi
“thik toh ho, somya?”
Subham chinta ke swar mai puch pada
“ji kuch nahi sayad thoda pani sas nali mai chala gaya hoga”
Fir mujhe dusra hath apni pith pai thap thapta huye dilasa deta mehsus hua
“koi bat ni hota hai”
Aur phir unhone blouse ki side sai mere stano ko teji sai daba kar hath hata liya
Sayad subham ji nai toh notice bhi ni kiya hoga woh toh khana khane mai khoye huye the
Aj maine unki pasand ki sahi panner banayi thi
Thodi der bad tak pitaji meri jhange sehlane aur subham ji sai bat karne mai busy hogaye
Fir ek dam sai unki chamach gir gayi
Aur jaise hi woh chamach uthane ke liye table mai jhuke unhone sath sath
Meri saree bhi jangho tak utha di.
Aur apna hath saree ke bilkul andar le gaye
Mera dar ke marey bura hal tha
Ki subham ji kuch ajib notice na kar le
Pata ni kyu subham ji
Ke samne pitaji ko mujhe aise chuna bhot hi jyada galat lag
Ra tha
Lekin meri us time kuch bhi bolne ki himmat nahi thi
Aur fir pitaji nai bola bhi tha kuch bhi hojaye kisi ko kuch bhi pata ni
Chalna chahiye isliye maine apne hotho ko dant sai bhinchne mai
Hi bhalai samjhi
Fir unka hath meri bhitri jhangho ke bicho bich kafi andar chala gaya
Maine unki taraf dekha toh woh abhi bhi subham ji sai
Bilkul normally bat kar rahe the
Jaise woh mere sath kuch kar hi na re ho
mujhe pata hai mera uss time jhango ko bich ke pero ka band karna hi uchit tha
lekin pata nahi manhoosh wahi pero ke bich mai ajib garmi nai pero ko band
nahi karne diya
ulta mere sarir nai meri bat na man ke pero ko aur faila diya
aur pita ji jhat sai yeh sanket pake apne hath sai mere niche ke dono hoth pakad liye
aur phir din ki tarah hi khelne lage
phele unhone ek jhatke mai puri ungali dal di aur meri siskari kuch jyada hi tej nikal gayi
“sss aaah”
Ek dam sai sabki najre mere pe pad gayi
Pitaji thode gusse mai lag rahe the sayad unka mera aise awaj karna
Pasand nahi aya
“ye chatni thodi tikhi ban gayi lagra hai, subham ji jara khir pass karna”
Maine jaise hi khir khane wali thi pitaji nai fir sai ek jhatke mai teen ki teen ungali dal di
Mera toh cheekne ka man kar raha tha lekin end mai muh upar kar ke ubasi lene ka natak karna pada
“haaaaaaaauhhhhh, ji maaf kijiyega aj bhot thak gayi hu nind ari hai”
Pata ni kyu pita ji abhi bhi andar bahir karey ja rahe the
Aur mai bus kisi tarah apne danto sai hoth bich ke apni awaj dabane ki puri
Kosis kar rahi thi
Lekin ab control karna muskil hora tha
Ki Tabhi mere hath sai chamach gir gayi
Jaise hi chamach giri pitaji chamach pe lat mar ke subham ji ki kursi ka phiche phocha dete hai
“arey iski chamach gir gayi uthana toh”
Jaise hi subham ji chamch uthane ke liye mude
Pitaji mere blouse ke upar sai hi nipples pai chimti kat
ke mere kan mai boley
“sssh awaj kam kar”
Pitaji ki bolne ka ulta hi asar pada aur mere aur tej siskari chutne wali thi ki
Maine hath sai muh bhich ke daba liya
“ye lo chamach
Aj kya hua tumhe tumhari bhi tabiyat thik ni lagri”
“ji nahi, bataya toh apko bus mujhe thakawat hai”
Itne mai pitaji ne fir mujhe phir sai us ajeeb si ke charam pai pahucha diya tha
mere chuchak ab itne shakt hogaye the jaise blouse mai ched karke nikalne ko ho.
Toh mere dimag mai bus ek hi idea aya
Aur maine dono hath hawa mai uthake jor ki angrayi lene ka natak kar diya
“ssssaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ji mujhe maf kijiyega bhot tej nind ari hai”
Meri tango ke bich mai woh ras fir sai bhena start ho gaya
Fir pitaji khub sara apni ungali pe lapet liye
Aur mere samne chat gaye
“khana bhot hi acha bana beti, khas kar ke khir
Bhot hi jyada swadisht”
meri dhadhkane bhot tej chal rahi thi
subham ji ke samne pitaji ka aise touch karna darawane toh tha hi
pata nahi kyu utna hi romanchak bhi
mai fir jaldi sai saree thik karke dining table pe sai sari dishes
Kitchen mai lejati hu
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Bechare subham ji ko toh iss sabh ki jara bhi bhanak nahi lagi.