Ma -theek hai abhi mujhe breakfast banaa rahe hain tere papa ke liye
Me - by ma
Ma - by or by Ali
Ali - ok unti
FIR ma ne phone cut kar Diya ,,,, jab Maine Ali ki taraf dekha to uska paint ke niche tambu banaa hua tha ,,,Ali turant bathroom mein chala Gaya tambu ko santkahan karne ke liye

,,, Mera bhi halat kharab aisi hi hai Chadar ke andar

,,, FIR ham ham donon fresh hokar college chale Gaye ,, FIR aapko ham donon ek bear ki botal lekar chhat per chale Gaye aur baten karne lage baton hi baton mein Ali ne bola
Ali -yaar Rohan Tera family bahut hi achcha hai
Me -tu to papa se nahin mila mom ke baat kar raha hai
Ali-ha

Me -kya achcha Laga
Ali -bahut hi pyari aur khubsurat hai

Me - achcha itni pyari lagi ki tere niche niche tambu jaisa Ho Gaya

Ali - kaun se tambu

Me-bhosdi ke Maine sab notice kiya tha
Ali samaj gaya tha ki vah pakda Gaya FIR Ali ne
Ali -yaar ek baat bolu Rohan bura to nahin maine kaha
Me -are yaar bol de dost mein kaisi burai
Ali - yaar aunty bahut sexy hai

Me -ek sach batao
Ali - Kiya
Me - mujhe bhi Owaisi feeling Hui

Ali -to bhosdi ke abhi bhi ghanchakra hokar ke baithe raha hai ghar mein itni badi atom bomb rakhkar
Me -matlab
Ali - agar main hota na Teri jagah vah aaj meri tambu ke upar hoti

Me -bhai aasan Nahin hai use meri tambu mein Lana

Ali -tune kabhi koshish ki hai
Me -mujhe koi experience nahi hai

Ali - agar vah mil jaaye to
Me - FIR to maje hi maje raat bhar pinata rahunga

FIR ham donon haste haste aur baten karke niche jakar so gaye ,, FIR jab bhi mom phone Karti to Ali bhi baitha raha tha ,,, aise hi kuchh din beet Gaye FIR hamara exam khatm ho gaya to kuchh dinon ki chhutti Mili ,, to maine socha 1 sal Ho chuke Maine Ghar Nahin Gaya is bar kuchh din ghar hokar aao to maine ghar mein phone lagaya ma ko ,, bato baton mein hi pata chala ki papa office ke kam ke liye kuchh din bahar ja rahe hain ,, meri dimag mein ek shaitani khyal aaya ki aap mauka mil chuka hai ma ko pata ne ka ,,, Maine socha kyon Na Ali ko le jao kyunki use experience hai ismein FIR main jab Ali ko bola vah to Khushi se uchhal raha tha
