Chapter 46
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Mere chehre par muskaan faili hui thi. Meri ammi aur Noor dono pichle 10 din se tadap rahi thi. Main andar hi andar hasa, aur maine Heera ka number dial kiya.
- Hello, Heera.
- Bol, bhadwe. Aa gaya Dilli se?
- Haan, yaar, aa gaye.
- Chal, sahi hai. Main abhi aa raha hoon. Bahut din se chut nahi chakhi hai mainne.
- Aa jao. Ghar ke thode kaam hain, wo bhi kar dena.
- Hatt, madarchod! Tu saale mujhe naukar hi bana deta hai. Main nahi aa raha. Chal, fut ab yahan se.
- Are, aise mat bolo, yaar. Noor bula rahi hai tumhe, aur ammi ne tere dost Panna ko bhi laane ko kaha hai.
- Saale, tere ghar ki saari auratein aisi hi hain kya? Ekdam randi khana hai, madarchod.
- Tujhe mann hai to bana le, mere bhai. Lekin tu aa ja jaldi se. Ghar ganda pada hai, use dho dena aur phir...
- Hatt, madarchod! Main nahi dho raha tera ghar. Saale, tu behenchod mujhe mazdoor hi samajh rakha hai.
- Aa jao, yaar. Noor ki tumhe thodi si bhi chinta nahi?
- Badi chinta hai tujhe apni lugai ki chut ki, gaandu madarchod. Idhar mere adde pe le aa.
- Nahi, yaar, wo possible nahi hai. Tu acche se jaanta hai. Aur ammi ki chut bhi Panna ka intezaar kar rahi hai.
- Accha, madarchod. Aa raha hoon naukar banne ke liye. Us gaandu ko bhi lete aaunga.
Mere chehre par chamak fail gayi. Main apne kamre mein jaake baith gaya. Mere bagal mein Noor susta rahi thi. Train ke safar mein use kaafi thakan ho gayi thi. Mujhe us kameene Heera ki baat yaad aayi ki pichle 10 din se wo Noor se baat nahi kar raha tha. Main thoda asmanjas mein pad gaya ki aisa kaise ho raha hai. Akhir Noor ne is chutiye se das din tak baat kyun nahi ki?
Mere bagal mein Noor so rahi thi. Meri nazar uske phone par pad gayi. Mainne dheere se phone uthaya aur uska lock khola—maine password dala. Seedha WhatsApp khola, Heera ka chat dhundha. Wahaan dekha to Noor ne usko block kar rakha tha. Mainne block se pehle ki conversation padhi. Noor likh rahi thi ki use zina ki gunah se dar lag raha hai, ki ye sab galat hai, aur wo isse door hona chahti hai. Heera mana raha tha, gaaliyan de raha tha, lekin Noor ne kaha ki wo ab aur nahi kar sakti, aur phir block kar diya. Mere dimaag mein ek shaitani plan ghumane laga.
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Kareeb 1 ghante bit gaye the, main Heera ka beshabri se intezaar kar raha tha. Mere dimag me uski aur Noor ke darmiyaan hui chat pe jaa rahi thi. Noor asmanjas me thi, use lag raha tha ki wo mere sath dhokha kar rahi hai, aur ye use andar se accha nahi lag raha tha. Uske zehen me darr aur khauf tha. Mere chehre pe muskaan faila hua tha. Meri begum Noor abhi bhi ek beinteha acchi aurat thi. Wo mujhe dhoka nahi dena chahti thi, aur wo ek mahzabi aurat ban ke rehna chahti thi jo mujhe qabool nahi tha.
Gate ki bell baji to main khayalon se bahar aaya. Meri nazar dubara chain se sote hue Noor pe gayi. Mere dil me awaz nikli, "Mashallah". Main phir khada hua aur sidhe darwaze ke paas gaya aur thoda apni pyajami theek karne ke baad maine darwaza khola. Samane wahi chutiya Heera aur uska dost Panna khada tha.
"Boliye malik, kahan safai karni hai?" Heera ne thoda chidhate hue bola to maine use dhool se bhara kamara dikhaya.
"Heera, sab jagah dhul fail gaye hain, pichale 10 dino me lekin sabse jyada farsh pe hain. Paani aur jhadu se dhona hai tum dono ko."
Meri baat sun Heera khud me kuch na kuch bola aur phir mujhe dekhate hue kaha,
"Malkin, jhadu aur balti bata dijiye. Hum safai kar denge."
Maine un dono ko jhadu aur balti de di aur bata diya ki kaise kitchen se paani lena hai, aur wo dono safai karana suru kar diya. Main wahin sofe pe baitha hua un dono ko dekh raha tha, aur mera dimag us kameene Rahul pe gaya. Ye dono chutiye me koi dam dasha nahi thi, dono bilkul labour aur majdoor jaise the. Main apna sir hilane laga aur phir TV on kar ke dekhane laga.
Ammi aur abbu kamare me the, sayad so rahe the. Unke sath mera beta Rizwan bhi so raha tha. Wahin mere kamare me Noor soyi hui thi. Sab raat ke train ki safar me toot gaye the. Main bhi thaka hua tha lekin main abhi sona nahi chahta tha. Maine socha tha ki kuch hoga lekin sala din me wo bhi jab abbu ghar pe ho to kya hi hona hai. Main andar hi andar hasane laga.
Maine socha ki sayad Ammi kuch karegi kyunki usne hi Panna ko bulwaya tha lekin sala kuch nahi ho raha tha aur dekhate hi dekhate hall aur chhat ki safai ho gayi. Aur ek gussa se laal babula Heera mere samane khada tha, uske chehra pasine se bhara hua tha. Maine muh se bina awaz ke sorry kaha aur un dono ko kuch paise deke chalata kiya.
Ek cheez jo main gaur kiya ki Heera ne Noor ko sota dekh bilkul nahi cheda. Wahi haal uske dost Panna ka bhi tha. Wo dono ek dam chutiye jaise the. Mujhe Rahman bhaijaan ka bull ka yaad aaya. Wo sala kameena agar yahan abhi hota to mujhse ghar saaf karwata aur Noor ko chod chod ke jagata tha. Main in dono se thoda disappointed tha khaskar Panna se jo sala dikhane me bilkul kisi movie ka rapist villain jaisa tha lekin usne jara bhi kosis nahi ki ammi ko paane ki, jabki wo to expert tha Heera ke mutabiq.
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Un dono ke jaane ke baad main bhi so gaya. Sham ko meri nind khuli to maine phone uthaya to dekha uspe dher saari gaali Heera ne mujhe message ki thi. Maine un sab ko padhe bagair band kiya, kyunki mujhe pakodi ki khusbu aa rahi thi aur mujhe tej bhukh bhi lagi hui thi. Main utha aur dining table pe gaya to ammi abbu baith pakodi kha rahe the aur Noor kitchen me talane me busy thi aur Rizwan ab saaf ho chuke farsh pe idhar udhar daud laga raha tha. Main abbu ko salam kiya aur unke bagal me baith gaya, aur Noor ko apne liye pakodi laane ko awaz di. Mere samane pyaz ke garama garam pakodi the jinhe main ammi-abbu ke sath baat karte hue khane laga.
Mera khayaal wapas Rahul ki aur gaya aur Samreen ke upar. Wo dono gazab ke harami couple the, ek dam kameena aur hazamzade ki jodi. Mera bas chalta to main Noor ko Samreen bana deta lekin aisa possible nahi tha. Noor ek nihayati acchi aurat thi, aur uske dil me abhi bhi darr aur lazza thi. Usne Heera ko isliye block kiya tha kyunki uske hisaab se ye sab galat hai.
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Raat ho gayi thi, aur main Noor ke bagal me baitha kitab padh raha tha. Maine gaur kiya ki wo mobile nahi chala rahi thi. Dilli jaane se pehle wo hamesha us chutiya ke sath chat me mashgool rehti thi, lekin ab uska mobile kone me pada hua tha aur wo ek deeni magazine padh rahi thi. Main andar se chehak utha, aur man me socha, "Wah Noor, tum to accha dubara banana chahti ho".
Maine Noor ke kareeb aaya aur apne hath uske charo aur laga diya. Mujhe aisa karate dekh Noor ne mera sath dena suru kar diya. Noor ko maine apne gale se lagaya aur uske kaan me dheere se kaha, "Rizwan ki ammi, aap kitni haseen dikh rahi hain." Ye sun Noor sharma gayi, "Aap bhi na Rizwan ke abbu, main itni bhi haseen kahan." Maine uski ye baat sun thoda sa hasa, "Noor, aap itni haseen hain ki aap chahe to kisi bhi mard ko apna sagird bana le." Ye sun Noor chup ho gayi aur phir kuch der baad mujhe dheere se kaha, "Aap bhi na Rizwan ke abbu, kaisi galeech baat karte hain." Main uski baat ko nazarandaz kar unke sarir se kapade ko hatane laga. Mera chota sa lund dheela sa pada hua tha. Kuch paal me mere samane meri pyari haseen begum Noor bina kapde ke thi. Uske chehre pe halki si muskaan thi. Main bhi halka sa muska raha tha kyunki hum hamesha light bujha dete the, lekin aaj aisa nahi tha aur main apna salwar aur kameez dheere dheere utarane ke sath sath main Noor ke upar chadhane laga. Main saaf saaf mehsus kar sakta tha ki mera choti si lulli jara bhi khadi nahi thi. Main kuch paal me hi Noor ke upar tha. Uski saanse tez chal rahi thi jo mujhe jaate waqt rail station ke kaand ki yaad dila rahi thi. Main use dekh apna pyajama aur chaddi utar di aur apne honth Noor ke honth pe laga ke chumane laga, aur ek hath main apne lulli pe le gaya jo bilkul dheela pada hua tha. Jise mehsus kar main muskane laga. Main sala bilkul cuck ban chuka tha. Mera lund bina cuckness ke khada hone ka naam hi nahi le rahi thi. Maine apna murjhaya hua lund jab Noor ke sarmgah pe lagaya to use bhi mehsus ho gaya ki mera lund lulli bana hua tha, bilkul dheela. Maine apna chehra uske honth se uthaya to uske chehre pe narazgi aur halka gussa saaf saaf dikh raha tha. Main ye dekh apni nazare teerchi kar li aur apne dhili lulli ko Noor ke chut me ghusane ki nakaam kosis karane laga. Meri nazar baar baar Noor ke chehre pe jaane lagi jiska gussa halka halka badhate jaa raha tha, aur usne tezi se apna hath neeche kiya. Sayad wo apne hathon se mera lund khada kar dalana chah rahi thi, lekin uska hath jaise hi mere lund pe laga mera paani nikal gaya aur uske sarmgah ke muhane pe lag gaya. Noor ka gussa ab uski aankhon aur uske chehre pe saaf saaf dikh raha tha. Aisa lag raha tha ki sayad wo aaj mujhse lad legi, lekin aisa kuch nahi hua aur meri pyari begum ne apne gusse ko pi liya aur nazare pher li, aur main jaldi se apne pyajame ko upar kar liya aur dusari taraf nazare pher ke sone ka bahana karane laga...
Main ek cuck tha aur main bina kahe Noor ko ahsas dilana chahta tha ki use ek acche bull ki zarurat hai. Aur sayad use ahsas ho bhi gaya tha lekin uske nazar se wo mujhe dhokha de rahi thi.
