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mona.... jo ki chudailo ki devi se shaktiyaan prapt kar chuki thi..... ab uske mann mein keval aur keval badle ki bhavna thi.......

mona... - mai un sabko nhi chhodungi..... mai apni bejjati ka badla leke rahungi.....
sabse pehle us lata ke kaan bharne vali chimki ki baari hai......

mona garajti hui aawaz mein...

" chimki.... taiyaar ho jaa apni maut ka saamna karne ke liye kyuki mai aa rahi hu... "

mona tezzi se chimki ko doodhne ke liye nikal padiii....

mona 100km/h ki raftaar se apne chudailo ki shakti ke sath aage badhe jaa rahi thi....

background mein gaana apan gaana bajate hue...
[ mona.... mona.... o.... mona...
tum kabhi bhi na sona.... ]

mona.... apni tezz raftaar ke karan kuch hi samay mein pahuch gayi sanju ke ghar jaha nivaas karti hai chimki bhes badalkar....

mona - ghar ke bahar ek ped pe ullu banke baith jati hai..... aur ghar pe nazar rakhti hai....

toh usko pata chalta hai ki yaha toh 5 auratien hai..... aur problem ye hai ki mona ne kabhi chimki ko dekha nhi hai aur upar se chimki bhes badalkar yaha rah rahi hai.... toh mona darling confuse ho jaati hai ki aakhir inme se chimki hai kaun.....

din se shaam ho jaati hai mona ko kuch bhi pata nhi chalta ki aakhir chimki hai kaun...

mona ab niraash ho jaati hai .......
mona - aaj mujhe laga tha ki mai is chimki ko maar ke apne badle ke 1st level ko paar kar lungi lekin....

abhi mona niraash ho hi rahi thi ki..... gaon ki hi 2 auratien jo us ped ke neeche se gujar rahi hoti hai......

1st aurat - chup re chudail..... chal jaldi ghar chal..... varna tera pati sach mein tujhe chudail bana dega....

2nd - mai kis angel se tujhe chudail lagti hu.... na toh mere pass lambe nakhoon hai aur na hi mere paav ulte hai....

1st - haa ye toh nhi dikh rahe abhi...... haa ho skta hai tune abhi inko jaadu se seedha kar liya ho..... lekin raat ko 12 baje ke baad pata chal jayega... jab tere paav automatic ulte honge....

ye baat karte karte voh dono auratien haste hue vaha se nikal li.....

ab ye baat ped pe baithi hui mona darling ke kaano mein padd gayi....

ab andha kya chaahe.... 2 aankien.... yaha toh usko chaar chaar... mil rahi hai....

mona darling mann mein :::-----

kya idea diya hai..... ab hoga doodh ka doodh aur paani ka paani.... ab kitna bhi chhup lo tum , ab bach na sakogi chimki raani....

mona vahi ped pe baithke raat ke 12 bajne ka intezar karne lagi.....

mona - aaj kya.. raat hai... mera sabar ( intezaar)
rang laaya hai... aaj hum jasn manayenge....

( gaana gungunaane lagi.... )

raat ke 12 bajne ko hue.....
mona - ab time aa gaya hai kooch karne ka....... mona attack mood on.....

mona ne owl ke hi bhes mein pedd ki dagaali par se udaan bhari... aur ghar ki chhat pe aake baith gayi.....

mona - chalo ab neeche chala jaaye....

mona apne ullu bane hue hi ghar ke andar ghus gayi....... ghar ke andar ghuste hi dekha ki sabhi apne apne kamre mein darwaja band karke so rahe hai......

mona - haatt.... hattt... hattt.... behanchod..... sabhi ne darwaja band kar rakha hai....

idea ek kaam karti hu roshandaan se ghus jaati hu.....

mona ullu ka hi roop dharan kiye hue.....
roshandaan ke sahare andar ghus gayi... andar dekha ki..... ek aurat so rahi hai...... mona ne uske bed ke kareeb jakar apna asli roop dharan kiya aur kuch mantra padh ke us aurat ke upar phoonk maari....

mona - ab Tu behos ho chuki hai...... ab mai apna kaam aasani se kar sakti hu.....

mona ne ab us aurat ke upar se chaadar hatai aur uske pairo ko dekhne lagi......
lekin mona ke hatho niraasha hi hath lagi....
kyuki us aurat ke pair seedhe thea....

mona - iska mtlb ye voh nhi hai jiski mujhe talaash hai..

mona ne vapas se owl ka roop dharan kiya.... aur roshandaan ke hi sahaare bahar nikal gayi....

ab ullu bani hui mona darling bimla ke kamre mein ghus gayi vaha bhi same condition.....

mona ko vaha se bhi niraash hokar lautna pada....

mona ab bua ji ke kamre mein ghus gayi.....
vaha jaake kya dekha ki.....

mona jaise he kamre mein ullu bani ghusi usko ajeeb si smell aane lagi....

mona - ye kaisi smell hai....
mona ne apna asli roop dharan kiya.... aur bua ji ke kareeb jaane lagi....

mona ne aage badhke bua ji ke pairo ki taraf se chaadar hatai..... toh usko phir se niraasha hi hath lagi.....

mona - ye bhi voh chimki chudail nhi... hai toh aakhir voh hai kaha....

mona ne gusse mein apna pair jameen pe patka jisse uska thoda balance bigad gaya aur voh girne ko hone lagi toh usne bed ka sahara lena chaaha...... is chakkar mein uska hath bua ji ke pair ke upar lag gaya.... aur pata nhi mona ko bhaut taj-jjub hua ...... ki aakhir aisa kaise ho gaya..... usne jayada khojbeen na karte hue bua ji ko voh chadar vapas oodha di aur us kamre se ullu bankar vapas nikal gayi.....



ab bas ek hi kamra bachaa tha... voh tha chanda ka kamra...... jaha menka aur chanda dono soya karti thi.....

mona ab ullu banke us kamre mein roshandaan se ghusne lagi.....

[ pancchhi banu utri phiru mast gagan mein...
aaj mai ajaad hu duniya ke chaman mein.... ]

mona chanda ke room mein ghus gayi.... room mein ghuste hi usne apna asli roop dharan kar liya.....

mona - lagta hai ab mai apne manzil ke bilkul kareeb hu.....

mona ne dar na karte hue apne jadoo se chanda aur menka dono ko behos kar diya.....

mona - ab aayega maja.... meri jaan chimki Tu toh aaj gayi.... .....

mona ne dono ke upar se chaadar hata di....
aur finally mona ko chimki mil gayi....
ji haa.... chanda aur menka dono mein se kisi ek ke pair ulte ho chuke thea jo mona ko ab pata chal chuka tha.....

mona - aakhirkaar Tu mujhe mil hi gayi....

mona ne jiske pair ulte thea usko behosi ki hi haalat pe utha ke apne kandhe pe laad liya aur dusri vali ko chaadar oodha di.....

mona - tujhe maut dene ke liye mai tujhe kandhe pe utha ke le jaa rahi..... dekh meri dushmani jo mai tera kaisa bhala chaah rahi.... hihihi

mona ne chimki chudail ko apne kandhe pe laade hue ghar se nikal ke jungle ki taraf badhne lagi....... jungle ke beecho beech pahuch ke..... mona ne chimki chudail ko patak diya.....
chimki behos hone ke karan usko kisi baat ka pata nhi chala na dard na takleef na peeda,.

mona - uth... uth jaa.... dekh tere saamne teri maut khadi hai....

mona ( oh sorry... ye toh behos hai.... abhi isko hosh mein laati hu....)

mona ne apne jaddu se chimki ko hosh mein laaya....

hosh mein aate hi chimki....
chimki - aaaaahhhhhh.... uuhhhhhh.... ye mere badan pe itna dard kyu ho raha hai....

aur ye mai kaha pe hu.... aur tum.... tum... kaun ho.....

mona - Aree.... ruk ja... ruk jaa... kitna bolegi jara meri bhi baat sunle....

mona - mai hu teri maut..... aur tu hai jungle ke beech mein aur tujhe yaha mai leke aayi hu chimki chudail.....

chimki :- kaun ho tum aur mujhe chimki chudail kyu bol rahi.....

mona - accha ab tum mujhe pehchaan bhi nhi rahi....

chimki - mai sach mein tumko nhi janti....

mona - vaah.... chimki vaah..... tumne mujhe barbaad kar diya meri jindagi tabaah kar di aur kahti ho ki tum mujhe nhi janti....

chimki - mai sach mein tumko nhi janti..... aur ye baar baar mera naam chimki chimki kyu bol rahi ho.... mera naam chimki nhi hai aur na hi mai chudail hu.....

mona - accha... toh aapka ye kehna hai ki aap chudail nhi ho.... toh jara apne pairo pe nazar daaliye mohtarma....

chimki ne apne pairo ki taraf dekha .......
chimki - oh toh tumhe sacchai pata chal hi gayi.....

mona - haa.....

chimki - haa mai hoon ek chudail..... chimki naam hai mera chimki.....

chimki ponna song....


mona - aaj tujhe mai nhi chhodungi chimki.... aaj tu maregi...... tune mere khilaaf us lata ko bhadkaaya hai.... voh lata randi toh pehle se hi mujhe pasand nhi karti thi upar se tune uske kaan bhare ki maine sontii ke sath sex kiya aur usko maar diya....

chimki - iska mtlb tum mona ho.....

mona - haa haa... mai vahi mona hu jiski tumhari vajah se ye halat hui hai.... mujhe us kameeni lata ne aur us maha kameeni sumona ne CHUDAIL- LOK ke dhakke maar ke bahar phikwa diya..... tabse mere andar pratisodh ki jwala jaag gayi hai aur aaj ye tujhe maarke isko ghee milega jisse ye aur bhadkegi aur lata sumona aur poore Chudailok ko jala ke bhasm kar degi.....


chimki - tum galat smjh rahi ho mona maine tumhare khilaaf kuch bhi kaan nhi bhare hai....

mona - jhooth jhooth... bilkul jhooth agar tumne aisa nhi kiya hota toh.... us lata ki itni himmat nhi hoti......
ab tum kuch bhi kah lo chimki ab mai tumhari ek bhi nhi sunne vali...... tum toh aaj gayi....
mona ne apne hatho se aag ka gola nikaal ke chimki ki orr phenk diya...... chimki us se bach gayi....

chimki ne bhi apni shaktiyon se mona pe attack karne ki koshish ki.... mona bhi vaha se hatt ke bacch gayi....

mona ne phir se chimki pe attack kiya lekin chimki ne uske attack ka jawab apne attack se diya...... jisse mona bhadak gayi....


mona - accha.... humko apni takat dikha rahi hai tu.... teri toh.....

mona ne apni size thodi increase ki aur 100km/h ki raftaar se apne chudail ki shaktiyon ke karan kuch hi second mein chimki ke pass pahuch gayi aur uski gardan daboch li......

mona - ab tu gayi .......... mona ne apne dusre hath ke nakhoon chimki ke pet mein bhong diya... aur chimki ki saari shaktiyaan apne andar transfer karne lagi....

chimki :- aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh..... aaaaaahhhhh karti rahi...

mona ne uski saari saktiyaan kheench li...
chimki ab mar chuki thi uska sarir dhuaa banke udh gaya......

mona - maine apna first level complete kar liya... .....

subah....... jab menka uthti hai toh dekhti hai ki chanda apne kamre mein nhi hai......

menka - ye itni subah subah kaha chali gayi.....
menka chanda chanda pukaarte hue poore ghar mein usko doodhne lagti hai.... lekin usko chanda kahi nhi milti hai...... menka malti bimla aur bua ji se poochne lagti hai....

lekin sabhi kahte hai pata nhi bitiya hum toh abhi abhi uthe hai.....

menka chintit ho jaati hai.....
aisa isliye kyuki chanda kabhi itni subah subah ghar se bahar kabhi nhi jaati.....

sabhi tension mein aa jate hai ki aakhir chanda gayi toh kaha gayi.....

malti khti hai....
malti- menka sanju ko phone laga ke dekh jara kahi usko doodhte hue toh nhi nikal gayi....

menka - ha mai sanju ko laga ke dekhti hu....
menka ne sanju ko call lagaya.....

malti - kya hua laga....

menka - nhi.... not reachable bata raha....

ye sunkar sabhi aur pareshaan ho gaye....

tabhi.... chanda jungle ki taraf se aate hui dikhi....

bua ji- ye dekho ye chali aa rahi mohtarma apni chutiyaan hilaate hue....

chanda - kya hua aap log aise kyu dekh rahe mujhe.....
( mann mein) - kahi inhone jaan toh nhi liya na mera raaz....

menka - kaha chali gayi thi chanda itni subah subah..... bina bataye voh bhi akele.....

bimla - haa tujme akal naam ki cheez hai ki nhi re....

chanda - hai akal.... voh mai bas nahane chali gayi thi nadi pe....

malti - par itni subah subah....

chanda - voh mere period aa gaya tha isliye....

bimla - oh sorry beti....

chanda - ( bach gayi).

malti - lekin phir bhi beta aage se kahi jaao toh bata kr jaana thik hai...

chanda - ji....




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mona.... jo ki chudailo ki devi se shaktiyaan prapt kar chuki thi..... ab uske mann mein keval aur keval badle ki bhavna thi.......

mona... - mai un sabko nhi chhodungi..... mai apni bejjati ka badla leke rahungi.....
sabse pehle us lata ke kaan bharne vali chimki ki baari hai......

mona garajti hui aawaz mein...

" chimki.... taiyaar ho jaa apni maut ka saamna karne ke liye kyuki mai aa rahi hu... "

mona tezzi se chimki ko doodhne ke liye nikal padiii....

mona 100km/h ki raftaar se apne chudailo ki shakti ke sath aage badhe jaa rahi thi....

background mein gaana apan gaana bajate hue...
[ mona.... mona.... o.... mona...
tum kabhi bhi na sona.... ]

mona.... apni tezz raftaar ke karan kuch hi samay mein pahuch gayi sanju ke ghar jaha nivaas karti hai chimki bhes badalkar....

mona - ghar ke bahar ek ped pe ullu banke baith jati hai..... aur ghar pe nazar rakhti hai....

toh usko pata chalta hai ki yaha toh 5 auratien hai..... aur problem ye hai ki mona ne kabhi chimki ko dekha nhi hai aur upar se chimki bhes badalkar yaha rah rahi hai.... toh mona darling confuse ho jaati hai ki aakhir inme se chimki hai kaun.....

din se shaam ho jaati hai mona ko kuch bhi pata nhi chalta ki aakhir chimki hai kaun...

mona ab niraash ho jaati hai .......
mona - aaj mujhe laga tha ki mai is chimki ko maar ke apne badle ke 1st level ko paar kar lungi lekin....

abhi mona niraash ho hi rahi thi ki..... gaon ki hi 2 auratien jo us ped ke neeche se gujar rahi hoti hai......

1st aurat - chup re chudail..... chal jaldi ghar chal..... varna tera pati sach mein tujhe chudail bana dega....

2nd - mai kis angel se tujhe chudail lagti hu.... na toh mere pass lambe nakhoon hai aur na hi mere paav ulte hai....

1st - haa ye toh nhi dikh rahe abhi...... haa ho skta hai tune abhi inko jaadu se seedha kar liya ho..... lekin raat ko 12 baje ke baad pata chal jayega... jab tere paav automatic ulte honge....

ye baat karte karte voh dono auratien haste hue vaha se nikal li.....

ab ye baat ped pe baithi hui mona darling ke kaano mein padd gayi....

ab andha kya chaahe.... 2 aankien.... yaha toh usko chaar chaar... mil rahi hai....

mona darling mann mein :::-----

kya idea diya hai..... ab hoga doodh ka doodh aur paani ka paani.... ab kitna bhi chhup lo tum , ab bach na sakogi chimki raani....

mona vahi ped pe baithke raat ke 12 bajne ka intezar karne lagi.....

mona - aaj kya.. raat hai... mera sabar ( intezaar)
rang laaya hai... aaj hum jasn manayenge....

( gaana gungunaane lagi.... )

raat ke 12 bajne ko hue.....
mona - ab time aa gaya hai kooch karne ka....... mona attack mood on.....

mona ne owl ke hi bhes mein pedd ki dagaali par se udaan bhari... aur ghar ki chhat pe aake baith gayi.....

mona - chalo ab neeche chala jaaye....

mona apne ullu bane hue hi ghar ke andar ghus gayi....... ghar ke andar ghuste hi dekha ki sabhi apne apne kamre mein darwaja band karke so rahe hai......

mona - haatt.... hattt... hattt.... behanchod..... sabhi ne darwaja band kar rakha hai....

idea ek kaam karti hu roshandaan se ghus jaati hu.....

mona ullu ka hi roop dharan kiye hue.....
roshandaan ke sahare andar ghus gayi... andar dekha ki..... ek aurat so rahi hai...... mona ne uske bed ke kareeb jakar apna asli roop dharan kiya aur kuch mantra padh ke us aurat ke upar phoonk maari....

mona - ab Tu behos ho chuki hai...... ab mai apna kaam aasani se kar sakti hu.....

mona ne ab us aurat ke upar se chaadar hatai aur uske pairo ko dekhne lagi......
lekin mona ke hatho niraasha hi hath lagi....
kyuki us aurat ke pair seedhe thea....

mona - iska mtlb ye voh nhi hai jiski mujhe talaash hai..

mona ne vapas se owl ka roop dharan kiya.... aur roshandaan ke hi sahaare bahar nikal gayi....

ab ullu bani hui mona darling bimla ke kamre mein ghus gayi vaha bhi same condition.....

mona ko vaha se bhi niraash hokar lautna pada....

mona ab bua ji ke kamre mein ghus gayi.....
vaha jaake kya dekha ki.....

mona jaise he kamre mein ullu bani ghusi usko ajeeb si smell aane lagi....

mona - ye kaisi smell hai....
mona ne apna asli roop dharan kiya.... aur bua ji ke kareeb jaane lagi....

mona ne aage badhke bua ji ke pairo ki taraf se chaadar hatai..... toh usko phir se niraasha hi hath lagi.....

mona - ye bhi voh chimki chudail nhi... hai toh aakhir voh hai kaha....

mona ne gusse mein apna pair jameen pe patka jisse uska thoda balance bigad gaya aur voh girne ko hone lagi toh usne bed ka sahara lena chaaha...... is chakkar mein uska hath bua ji ke pair ke upar lag gaya.... aur pata nhi mona ko bhaut taj-jjub hua ...... ki aakhir aisa kaise ho gaya..... usne jayada khojbeen na karte hue bua ji ko voh chadar vapas oodha di aur us kamre se ullu bankar vapas nikal gayi.....



ab bas ek hi kamra bachaa tha... voh tha chanda ka kamra...... jaha menka aur chanda dono soya karti thi.....

mona ab ullu banke us kamre mein roshandaan se ghusne lagi.....

[ pancchhi banu utri phiru mast gagan mein...
aaj mai ajaad hu duniya ke chaman mein.... ]

mona chanda ke room mein ghus gayi.... room mein ghuste hi usne apna asli roop dharan kar liya.....

mona - lagta hai ab mai apne manzil ke bilkul kareeb hu.....

mona ne dar na karte hue apne jadoo se chanda aur menka dono ko behos kar diya.....

mona - ab aayega maja.... meri jaan chimki Tu toh aaj gayi.... .....

mona ne dono ke upar se chaadar hata di....
aur finally mona ko chimki mil gayi....
ji haa.... chanda aur menka dono mein se kisi ek ke pair ulte ho chuke thea jo mona ko ab pata chal chuka tha.....

mona - aakhirkaar Tu mujhe mil hi gayi....

mona ne jiske pair ulte thea usko behosi ki hi haalat pe utha ke apne kandhe pe laad liya aur dusri vali ko chaadar oodha di.....

mona - tujhe maut dene ke liye mai tujhe kandhe pe utha ke le jaa rahi..... dekh meri dushmani jo mai tera kaisa bhala chaah rahi.... hihihi

mona ne chimki chudail ko apne kandhe pe laade hue ghar se nikal ke jungle ki taraf badhne lagi....... jungle ke beecho beech pahuch ke..... mona ne chimki chudail ko patak diya.....
chimki behos hone ke karan usko kisi baat ka pata nhi chala na dard na takleef na peeda,.

mona - uth... uth jaa.... dekh tere saamne teri maut khadi hai....

mona ( oh sorry... ye toh behos hai.... abhi isko hosh mein laati hu....)

mona ne apne jaddu se chimki ko hosh mein laaya....

hosh mein aate hi chimki....
chimki - aaaaahhhhhh.... uuhhhhhh.... ye mere badan pe itna dard kyu ho raha hai....

aur ye mai kaha pe hu.... aur tum.... tum... kaun ho.....

mona - Aree.... ruk ja... ruk jaa... kitna bolegi jara meri bhi baat sunle....

mona - mai hu teri maut..... aur tu hai jungle ke beech mein aur tujhe yaha mai leke aayi hu chimki chudail.....

chimki :- kaun ho tum aur mujhe chimki chudail kyu bol rahi.....

mona - accha ab tum mujhe pehchaan bhi nhi rahi....

chimki - mai sach mein tumko nhi janti....

mona - vaah.... chimki vaah..... tumne mujhe barbaad kar diya meri jindagi tabaah kar di aur kahti ho ki tum mujhe nhi janti....

chimki - mai sach mein tumko nhi janti..... aur ye baar baar mera naam chimki chimki kyu bol rahi ho.... mera naam chimki nhi hai aur na hi mai chudail hu.....

mona - accha... toh aapka ye kehna hai ki aap chudail nhi ho.... toh jara apne pairo pe nazar daaliye mohtarma....

chimki ne apne pairo ki taraf dekha .......
chimki - oh toh tumhe sacchai pata chal hi gayi.....

mona - haa.....

chimki - haa mai hoon ek chudail..... chimki naam hai mera chimki.....

chimki ponna song....


mona - aaj tujhe mai nhi chhodungi chimki.... aaj tu maregi...... tune mere khilaaf us lata ko bhadkaaya hai.... voh lata randi toh pehle se hi mujhe pasand nhi karti thi upar se tune uske kaan bhare ki maine sontii ke sath sex kiya aur usko maar diya....

chimki - iska mtlb tum mona ho.....

mona - haa haa... mai vahi mona hu jiski tumhari vajah se ye halat hui hai.... mujhe us kameeni lata ne aur us maha kameeni sumona ne CHUDAIL- LOK ke dhakke maar ke bahar phikwa diya..... tabse mere andar pratisodh ki jwala jaag gayi hai aur aaj ye tujhe maarke isko ghee milega jisse ye aur bhadkegi aur lata sumona aur poore Chudailok ko jala ke bhasm kar degi.....


chimki - tum galat smjh rahi ho mona maine tumhare khilaaf kuch bhi kaan nhi bhare hai....

mona - jhooth jhooth... bilkul jhooth agar tumne aisa nhi kiya hota toh.... us lata ki itni himmat nhi hoti......
ab tum kuch bhi kah lo chimki ab mai tumhari ek bhi nhi sunne vali...... tum toh aaj gayi....
mona ne apne hatho se aag ka gola nikaal ke chimki ki orr phenk diya...... chimki us se bach gayi....

chimki ne bhi apni shaktiyon se mona pe attack karne ki koshish ki.... mona bhi vaha se hatt ke bacch gayi....

mona ne phir se chimki pe attack kiya lekin chimki ne uske attack ka jawab apne attack se diya...... jisse mona bhadak gayi....


mona - accha.... humko apni takat dikha rahi hai tu.... teri toh.....

mona ne apni size thodi increase ki aur 100km/h ki raftaar se apne chudail ki shaktiyon ke karan kuch hi second mein chimki ke pass pahuch gayi aur uski gardan daboch li......

mona - ab tu gayi .......... mona ne apne dusre hath ke nakhoon chimki ke pet mein bhong diya... aur chimki ki saari shaktiyaan apne andar transfer karne lagi....

chimki :- aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh..... aaaaaahhhhh karti rahi...

mona ne uski saari saktiyaan kheench li...
chimki ab mar chuki thi uska sarir dhuaa banke udh gaya......

mona - maine apna first level complete kar liya... .....

subah....... jab menka uthti hai toh dekhti hai ki chanda apne kamre mein nhi hai......

menka - ye itni subah subah kaha chali gayi.....
menka chanda chanda pukaarte hue poore ghar mein usko doodhne lagti hai.... lekin usko chanda kahi nhi milti hai...... menka malti bimla aur bua ji se poochne lagti hai....

lekin sabhi kahte hai pata nhi bitiya hum toh abhi abhi uthe hai.....

menka chintit ho jaati hai.....
aisa isliye kyuki chanda kabhi itni subah subah ghar se bahar kabhi nhi jaati.....

sabhi tension mein aa jate hai ki aakhir chanda gayi toh kaha gayi.....

malti khti hai....
malti- menka sanju ko phone laga ke dekh jara kahi usko doodhte hue toh nhi nikal gayi....

menka - ha mai sanju ko laga ke dekhti hu....
menka ne sanju ko call lagaya.....

malti - kya hua laga....

menka - nhi.... not reachable bata raha....

ye sunkar sabhi aur pareshaan ho gaye....

tabhi.... chanda jungle ki taraf se aate hui dikhi....

bua ji- ye dekho ye chali aa rahi mohtarma apni chutiyaan hilaate hue....

chanda - kya hua aap log aise kyu dekh rahe mujhe.....
( mann mein) - kahi inhone jaan toh nhi liya na mera raaz....

menka - kaha chali gayi thi chanda itni subah subah..... bina bataye voh bhi akele.....

bimla - haa tujme akal naam ki cheez hai ki nhi re....

chanda - hai akal.... voh mai bas nahane chali gayi thi nadi pe....

malti - par itni subah subah....

chanda - voh mere period aa gaya tha isliye....

bimla - oh sorry beti....

chanda - ( bach gayi).

malti - lekin phir bhi beta aage se kahi jaao toh bata kr jaana thik hai...

chanda - ji....




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sumona apne kamre mein hoti hai



Sumona ka room



.... sumona gusse mein apne kamre mein tahal rahi thi....



sumona - itne din ho gaye..... mai kuch nhi kar paa rahi... aur vaha meri behan ka kaatil khula ghum raha hai.....

mai us ladke ko aaj khtam karke hi rahungi....


sumona- daasi... daasi....

ek daasi dauahte hue sumona ke pass aati hai....

daasi - kya hua malikaa.... aapne bulaya...

sumona - haa.... jaao aur jaake lata ji ko mere saamne turant haazir hone ka kaho....

daasi - ji malikaa.....

daasi.... Jaldi se lata ke kamre mein usko bulaane gayi....

daasi - lata ji... lata ji....

lata - kya hua.... itni jaldi mein kyu ho aur kaha jaane ko kah rahi ho...

daasi - voh jaldi chaliye... aapko malikaa ne turant upasthit hone ko kaha hai....

lata - accha.... mai aati hu tum jaati raho

daasi vaha se chali gayi...

lata - malikaa ne turant upasthit hone ka paigaam kyu bheja kahi koi baat toh nhi ho gayi... ya kahi voh mona ki bacchi vapas toh nhi aa gayi... chalo chal ke dekhti hu...

lata.... sumona ke saamne gayi...



lata - kya hua... kya hua.... sumona beti ??

sumona - daasi... maa... aapne mona ko toh yaha se niklwa diya... aur uska kaam apne sar pe le liya.... ab kaam ko poora bhi kijiye.... ya phir aise hi mai badle ki aag mein tadapti rahoo....

lata - nhi... nhi... beti... mujhe maaf karna mai thoda idhar ke kaamo mein jayada vayast ho gayi thi jiske karan us ladke ki taraf dhyan nhi de paa rahi thi...



sumona - toh ab dijiye.... dhyan..... mujhe kisi bhi halat mein voh ladka chahiye mai usko apne haatho se maarna chahti hu....

lata - ji... ji... malikaa .. mai abhi uski talaash mein jaati hu..... aur jaisi hi uski koi khabar milti hai aapko turant aakar sunati hu...

lata ye kahke crow banke udd gayi aur sanju ki talaash mein jaane lagi...


lata crow banke.... ghar ke pass ke ek thani par baith gayi.... aur chimki ko aane ka ishaara karne lagi... kaaaw.... kaaaw ki awaaz nikaal kar.....




mona jo chimki banke yaha ruki thi.... voh lata ki kaav kaav ki bhasa ko smjh gayi ki voh mujhe hi bula rahi hai karke....
(( mujhe mtlb ki chimki ko jiska getup mona ne kiya hai))

chanda - malti kaki.... dekho toh ye crow kitna kaav kaav kar raha hai jara isko bhagao....

malti - sahi kah rahi hai beti... abhi bhagati hu isko...


chanda aur menka neeeche apne kamre mein jaane ka bol neeche utar gaye....

dono ke neeche jaane ke baad.....


Bimla --




Bimla- ------ -ruk... ruk... ruk ruk... mai bhi mai bhi... bachpan mei mai gulel chalaya karti thi aam todne ke liye..... mera bhi nishaana ab hai ki nhi mujhe bhi try karne de.... chal ek ek patthar uthakar nishaana lagate hai dekhte hai kiska nishaana kaisa lagta hai....

Malti ---

malti - ha... chaliiye shuru ho jaiye didi....

malti aur bimla ne ek ek patthar utha liya jo chhat par hi pada tha....

mlati - pehle mein...

bimla - thik hai....

malti ne patthar phenk ke maara.... patthar lata bane crow ke pankh pe laga......

lata - aaaahhhh.... ( sound pronounced ) - kaaw... kaaw...

bimla - ab meri baari hai....
bimla ne bhi patthar utha ke maara kauve ko..... patthar jaake seedha laga... uski khopadiyaa... pe.....

lata behos.... aur ped ki tahni se neeche girke neeche jameen par behos padi rahi.... ​

bimla - ya...... hoo..... dekha... dekha... mera nishaana.... kitna mast hai... ek hi baar mein khopadiyaa... phod diya....

malti - wow didi aapka nishaana toh bahut mast hai....

bimla - haa... thank you❤

ab kauve ka bhes leke..... mona bhi lata ke pass gayi jo.. ki behos hokar.... jameen pe giri padi thi... aur uske maathe se khoon bahe jaa raha tha...

mona - saali chinaal... tune mujhe dhaake maarke chudail lok se niklwaaya tha na ye uska 1 % bhi nhi hai.... ab Tu dekh mai tere sath kya kya karwati hu....

mona wapas..... ghar ke bhitar chali jaati hai....
aur phir menka aur chanda dono chhatt pe aa jaate hai...

chanda - kya hua voh kauvaa kaha gaya...

bimla - maine usko maara uski khopdi hi phoot gayi aur voh bheos hoke vaha padi hai... voh dekho... ...

chanda - vaah maa maja aa gaya... is baar jab ye hosh mein aaye na toh iske dono taang pe vaar karna aur uske baad ek bada sa patthar se phenk ke maarna taaki iski rid ki haddi toot jaaye....

bimla - wow idea toh bahut mast hai... haa.. aisa hi karungi... kyu malti...






malti - haa didi...


chanda aur menka vapas neeche chale gaye....

aur phir mona kawva banke... lata ke pass gayi.... aur usko hosh mein laaya...

lata hosh mein aate hi...
lata - aaahhhhh... maar... daala re..... aaaaayyyyyyy.... aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh....

mona jo chimki ka dhong kar rahi hai...
mona - kya hua... kya hua aapko lata ji....

lata - kya batau... aaahh..... is ghar mein rehne vale logo ne patthar maarke mera sar phod diya.... aaaayyy.... aaaahhhh.... inki maa ka bhosdo ban jaaye.... aaaaahhhh...

mona ( mann hi mann khus hote hue) - chaliye uthiye...... uthiye.... lata ji...... aap toh bahut strong hai aapke liye ye chot ek maamuli baat hai.... chaliye.... ab apne dard ko bhool jaiye... aur jis kaam ke liye yaha aayi thi voh bataiye......

lata - haa.... chal... mujhe thoda sahara de de..... upar uda ke us bade vale ped ki tehni pe le chal..... yaha neeche kayi kutte ghum rahe kahi voh hame asli crow smjh ke khaa na le...

mona - haa.. haaa. chaliye....

mona aur lata ek bade se ped ki tehni pe jaake baith gaye.....
mona - chimki - ha ab bataiye kya baat hai...

lata - voh ladka sanju kaha hai... sumona ka aadesh hai ki jald se jald us ladke ko pakd ke laaya jaaye jab tak voh us ladke ko maar nhi leti uske andar jo badle ki aag jal rahi hai voh sant nhi hogi....


mona - chimki - voh toh yaha nhi hai kahi bahar gaya hai..... jab tak voh aa nhi jaata hum kuch nhi kar sakte vivash hai...

lata - kya... lekin humko jaldi hi uska pata lagaana hoga...aur usko yaha bulaana hoga...

mona - chimki - lekin kaise....

lata - kisi ko maar do....

mona - kya... ye aap kya bol rahi ho...

lata - haa..... mai thik bol rahi hu....

mona - par kisko....

lata - jisko voh ladka apni jaan se bhi jayda pyaar karta hai....

mona - aisa toh ek hi hai

lata - kaun

mona - malti kaki....

lata - haa.... toh usko hi maar do...

mona - thik hai mai karti hu kuch....

lata - haa....


abhi in dono ki baat chit ho hi rahi thi ki
bimla - Aree ye kauvaa kaha gaya....
malti - voh dekho didi.... voh raha bade ped ki tehni pe baitha hai.... aur uske sath ek uska dost bhi hai lagta hai dono ellu... ellu kar rahe hai.... ​

bimla - abhi inki ellu ko pillu karti hu.....
pehle toh is phooti hui khopadiyaa vali ki taangien tod deti hu....

malti - haa.. aur mai dusri vaali ki taangien ...

malti mona ki taraf patthar phenka lekin uska nishaana chuk gaya.... aur mona vaha se udd ke bhaag gayi... lekin malti ka nishaana jo tha jo usne mona pe lagaya tha voh mona ko toh chuk gaya lekin lata ke pair ko laga aur uski ek taang toot gayi... aur usi time bimla ne bhi patthar maara aur voh patthar lata ke pank ko laga aur voh us tehni se gir gayi ...

bimla - vooo.. hooo..... gir... gayi....

malti - lekin dusri vali bhaag gai.

bimla - koi nhi iske hi maje lete hai...

malti :- haa.....

bimla - chal ab ek ek bada sa patthar utha ke iske upar maarte hai aur Uski chatnee banate hai.... ,

malti - haa....

bimla aur malti dono ne ek ek bada sa patthar uthaya aur maara lata bani kauve ko..... voh... kaaw... kaaw karti vahi par coma mein chali gayi......​

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bimla -) lagta hai chal basa.. ye... chal ab neeche chalte hai... bahut paap kar liye aaj... chalke bua ji ke pair daba ke thoda puny kar lete hai....

malti - haa... chalo....

dono neeche aa gaye...


bimla - bua ji... chaliye nahane chalte hai..

malti ( dheere se) - pair dabaane ka kya hua...

bimla ( dheere se) - Aree aise hi pilpila gayi hai.... agar jayada jorse pair daba diya toh toot jayega inka pair isliye rahne de...

malti - accha... ...


malti - haa bua ji chaliye chalte hai.. nahane


bua ji - meri aaj thodi tabiyat kharaab lag rahi mai aaj nhi jaa paungi.... mai aaj naha li toh mujhe bahut tezz bhukhaar ho jayega...

bimla - accha... thik hai phir aap rhn do hum dono hi chale jaate hai..

bimla aur malti dono nahane chali jaati hai

bimla aur malti dono abhi nahane ke liye nadi ke pass pahuchi thi ki tabhi... malti ke phone pe kisi ka call aata hai.

malti - hello...
haaa..... kyaaa..... kab.... lekin.... toh... iska mtlb.... lekin..... ......

phone kat jaata hai.....

bimla - kya hua maalti... kiska phone tha aur tum aise chuak kyu gayi....... aur tum itni dari sahmi hui kyu ho.....

malti... - ... didi.... baat hi kuch aisi hai ki agar aap bhi sunogi toh aapke bhi hosh udd..... jayenge.......

bimla - aakhir baat kya hai.. jaldi bata...

malti - didi... abhi... abhi.... dinu ka phone aaya tha...

bimla - dinu vahi na tumhari bua ji ka beta...

malti - haa...

bimla - kya bol rha tha bua ji ko lene aa raha hai kya...

malti - didi.... yahi toh baat hai... aaj bua ji ki terhavi hai....

bimla - kya..... ye kya kar rhe hai voh log jinda aadmi ka bhi koi terhavi karta hai bhala...

malti - jinda nhi.... mar chuke hue ka kiya jaata hai didi.... aur dinu ne kaha ki us din hamare vaha se nikalne ke baad hi bua ji bhi mar gayi.... isliye dinu ne hamien phone bhi kiya....... voh bus mein jo phone aaya tha voh dinu ka hi tha jisko bua ji ne nhi uthaya tha.... aur dinu bata raha tha ki voh jab bhi phone karta hamein batane ke liye phone uthta aur kat jaata....

bimla - iska mtlb.....

malti - iska mtlb voh bua ji ka bhoot hai jo hamare yaha aakar rah raha hai...

bimla - tabhi... tabhi... voh dhoop mein bhi nhi aa rahi thi aur naahi aag ke kareeb aa rahi thi... maine suna hai bhoot log aag se darte hai...


malti - haa.... hamein jaldi hi kuch karna hoga....

bimla - lekin ye baat smjh nhi aayi ki bua ji ki aatma yaha kya karne aayi hai.... kahi hamein maarne toh nhi aayi...

malti - nhi... maarne toh nhi aayi hogi varna ab tak maar chuki hoti... lekin jo bhi ho voh hai toh ek aatma hi uska khaatma karna hi hoga.... chalo jaldi pandit ji ke pass chalte hai.....

malti aur bimla naha dhoke jaldi se pandit ji ke yaha chale gaye....

malti - pandit ji.... pandit ji.... humein bacha lijiye...

pandit - kya hua....

bimla saari baat pandit ji ko batane lagti hai...

pandit - voh aatma abhi itni taakatvar nhi hai isliye voh tumhara koi ahit nhi kar rahi.... lekin aaj se theek 2din baad jab amavasya ki voh kaali raat aayegi tab us aatma ko poori shaktiyaan mil jayegi uske baad pata nhi voh kya karegi... usse pehele hi us aatma ka khaatma karna hoga....

ye sun bimla aur malti ghabra gaye...

malti - kuch bhi kijiye... pandit ji lekin mere parivaar ko bachaiye....

pandit - daro nahi.... ye bhabhoot lo aur isko le jaakar us pret aatma ke kamre ke bahar ek rekha kheench do.... jisse voh abhi us kamre se bahar nhi nikal paayegi....

aur mai ye tabiz de raha hu ye tabiz ghar ke sabhi dhaaran kar lena taaki voh agar us rekha ko paar bhi kar jaaye toh aap log ko koi nuksaan na pahucha sake...

mai yaha se us aatma ko nast karne ki vidhi doodhta hu... ab aap log jaiye... yaha se....

malti aur bimla ghar aa jate hai....
malti.... jaldi se bua ji jis kamre mein ruki thi us kamre ke bahar bhabhooti se rekha bana deti hai...

aur phir menka aur chanda ke pass chali jati hai...

malti - menka chanda dono kaan khol ke meri baat suno..... jo ye bua ji banke yaha aayi hai na voh koi insaan nhi balki ek bhoot hai.... jo pata nhi kis maqsad se yaha aayi hai...

chanda - kya....​

bimla - haa... phir bimla saari baat batati hai...

chanda - ab kya karenge....

malti - humne pandit ji se baat ki hai voh isko maarne ka upaay dhoond rahe hai.... tab tak ke liye hamari suraksha ke liye unhone ye tabiz di hai...... ye humein pehnna hai......

mona ( mann mein) - agar maine ye tabiz pehna toh mai gayi.... nhi.. nhi.. mai ye nhi pehn skti..... aur inhone bhi ye pehna aur mujhe touch kiya toh meri asliyat inke saamne aa jayegi..... mai aisa nhi hone dungi....

chanda - ruko... ruko... pehle jisko jisko bhi mootna vagerah hai voh nipta lo..... uske baad hi pehnna....

sabhi... haa.. haa... yahi thik rahega...
sabhi mootne chale gaye...
mona vapas aa gayi aur usne sabhi tabiz ko ek kapde se pakd kr toilet mein flush kar diya aur uski jagah apni jadu se dusra same to same tabiz vaha pe rakh diya aur chali gayi....

phir sabhi aa gaye.... aur sabhi he ek ek tabiz uthaya aur apne apne baaju mein baandh liya.... aur ek chain ki gehri saans li....


raat ko sabhi khana khane lage.... aaj khana dene koi nhi gaya bua ji ke pass....

bua ji - aaj koi khana dene nhi aaya... chalo mai khud chlke dekhti hu...

bua ji apne kamre se jaise hi apna pair aage badhaane ko hui unka pair bhabhoot se banayi gayi rekha par pada aur unko bahut jor ka jhatka haaye joro se laga...

bua ji... - aaaaahhhhhhhh... ye kya hua.... mujhe itna tezz current kaha se laga....

bua ji ne haar nhi maani ek prayaash aur kiya..... phir se jhatka khaa ke apne kamre mein fekaa gayi...

bua ji ko ab sab smjh aa gaya...

bua ji... - malti... beta... maalti....

malti ki gaand phatt gayi....
bimla - jaa.. malti teri bua tujhe bula rahi hai...

malti - koi meri bua oova nhi hai voh... voh ek bhootni hai... mai nhi jaa rahi....

bimla - dekh jaa.. na nhi toh voh gussa ho jayegi toh hamrai saamat aa jayegi...

malti - thik hai mai jaa rahi lekin akele nhi jaungi... aap bhi sath chalo...

bimla - na baaba naa.... mai nhi jaane vali.. Tu menka ya chanda kisi ko leke jaa...

chanda - na baba na mai bhi nhi jaane vali...

malti - menka beti Tu toh chal...

menka - thik hai kaki chaliye...

menka aur malti dono bua ji ke kamre ke pass pahuche....

malti - kya hua bua ji.. kuch chahiye tha kya...

bua ji - beti.... bhook lagi thi aaj khana nhi diya.....

malti - menka beti bua ji ko bhook lagi hai khana le aao....

menka - ji maaji...

malti - Aree ruk... akeli kaha jaa rahi hai tujhse akele laaya nhi jayega mai bhi aati hu....

malti menka ke sath khisak li...

bua ji... - malti sun to... kahti rah gayi...

bimla - kya hua.... kyu bula rahi thi voh bhootni...

menka - khaana maang rahi hai... mai aur maaji vahi lene aaye hai...



mujhe toh darr lag raha... darrke maare mai apne nakhoon chaba rahi
bimla - jao.... jao... jaldi deke aao... lekin ek minute... bhoot log khana khate hai kya... unke pass toh body hi nhi hoti toh khana jata kaha hai...

malti - abhi ye sab sochne ka time nhi hai... jaldi se usko khana deke aate hai...

malti aur menka khana leke bua ji ke kamre ke pass pahuch jaati hai....

buaji... - beti.... malti.... ye raakh ( bhabhoot) kyu laga rakha hai kamre ke bahar.....

malti - voh fashion hai bua ji... aap khana khao... ye lo... bhabhoot ke upar se par karke jaldi se hath kheench liya....

bua ji... - Aree.. aaj aise kyu khana de rahi ho... aao andar aao thoda der baitho mere sath baat karenge khate khate..


malti - nhi.. nhi.. mujhe nind aa rahi bua ji... aap khana khao... aur tv dekho mai chali sone...
agar aapko kuch chahiye hoga toh ghar mein hai aapko chhod ke hum 4 log hum chaaro mein se kisi ko bhi mat kehna.... byeee...


malti menka ka hath pakd ke jaldi se vaha se bhaag gayi..

bua ji... - lagta hai inko meri sacchai pata lag gayi.... ab kya karu... inko aise toh nhi chhod skti....

malti tezzi se daudhte hue aake table se takra jaati hai...

malti - aah... saali.. bua... tere chakkar mein mai takra gayi.... teri toh.. bhoot banke tujhe mere hi ghar aana tha kya.... aur didi aap aapko bada sauk tha na bua ji ke sath time bitaane ka jao ab kyu nhi ja rahi...

bimla - Aree uske pass jaane se accha mai is thand ke mausam mein raat ko nahana pasnd karungi voh bhi garam paani se

chanda - chalo jaldi jaldi khao piyo aur so jao...

menka - mai kya kah rahi thi ki jab tak pandit ji is bua ka game nhi baja lete tab tak hum sabhi kyu na haveli mein jaake rahe.... kab tak yaha dar ke rahenge...

bimla - good idea. ..






malti - nhi... very good idea...

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chaaro raat ko hi ghar chhodkr haveli ke liye nikal pade... aur haveli mein jaake raat ko sone lage...

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Iske sath chaliye shuru karte hai.. Ek dhamaakedaar episode.....



Ep -104....





agli subah... pandit ji ka phone aaya...
malti phone ki ghanti sunke uthi....
malti - ji pandit ji kahiye...
pandit - turant mere ghar aa jaiye...

sabhi ke sabhi... sataak se pandit ke ghar aa dhamke...

pandit - itni jaldi..... abhi abhi toh maine phone kaata tha abhi 1 minute hi hua hoga...

malti - maut ke darr se toh gadha bhi ghoda ban jaata hai hum toh phir bhi insaan hai pandit babu...

pandit - accha accha...
toh maine aap log ko isliye bulaya hai kyuki mujhe tod mil gaya hai us bhoot ka...

toh dekhiye karna kya hai....
bhoot jo hota hai voh air ke form mein hota hai toh aapko kya karna hai ki na voh jo hota hai na gandagi saaf karne ka kya bolte hai usko....

chanda - mujhe pata hai mujhe pata hai...

pandit ; haa batao beti...

chanda - mai nhi bataungi...

pandit - Aree bata do beti bhagwaan tumhara bhala karega...

chanda - accha bata doo kya...

pandit - haa batao beti..

chanda - thenga mai nhi bataungi...

bimla - Aree bhosdimaari... bata na....

chanda - bata toh rahi ho daat kyu rahi ho...

bimla - kya jab hum mar jaayenge tab batayegi...

chanda - nhi ab bataungi....

bimla - haa toh bata jaldi...

chanda - pandit ji aap tide ki baat kar rahe hai na...

pandit ji ye sunte hi apna maatha peette hue... " lo chud gayi bhais paani mein... "

chanda - nhi hai kya....

pandit - nhi.... kuch aur hai voh... jo farsh ki gandagi saaf karta hai na..... kone kone ko saaf karta hai...

chanda - toh tide bhi toh kone kone ko saaf karta hai na pandit ji....

pandit - beta... beta... beta... tum rehne do tumse na ho paayega....

koi toh yaad karo kya kahte hai usko...
menka - haa pandit ji.. mujhe yaad aaya.... maine uska upyog kiya bhi hai haveli mein...

pandit - yahi hai yahi hai voh jo sabko bacha skti hai us bhootni se batao beta... kya kahte hai usko... tumne toh uska prayog bhi kiya hai haveli mein.....

menka - uska naam hai....

pandit - haa.. haa beta jaldi batao...

menka - uska naam hai...

pandit - haa... bolo beta jaldi....

menka - uska naam kuch.... L se toh tha.....

pandit - haa bolo beta jaldi.....

menka - lundzol.... daane daane mein 99.9% kitaanu... maare....

pandit ( mann mein) - Tu banegi kutiya.... jawani mein... hatt tere maa ki...

malti - Kya hua pandit ji ye bhi nhi hai kya....

pandit - Aree nhi nhi.. nhi....

bimla - toh phir kya hai....

malti - ek minute mujhe yaad aa raha hai... maine bhi kiya hai iska upyog....

pandit - haa vahi hai vahich hai jaldi batao...

malti - pochaa......

pandit ( mann mein) - iski bur mein pochhaa maaru.... iski toh...


bimla - sahi hai kya pandit ji....

pandit - Aree.... nhi re..... voh jo electricity se chalta hai na....

chanda - mujhe pata lag gaya...

pandit - haa batao batao...

chanda - hair dryer...

pandit ( mann mein) - apni gaand mein thoos le usko...

chanda.. - kya hua...

pandit - Aree jo hawa ko kheechta hai na ki hawa fekta hai beti...

menka - haa yaad aa gaya..

pandit ka dimaag garam ho chuka tha...

pandit - mat bata rehne de.... galat hi bolegi...

menka - Aree suniye toh sahi... vacuum cleaner hai na...

pandit - haa... yahi toh hai voh... yahi... kabse yahi toh sunna chahta tha mai....

toh kya karna hai aap log ko ki vaccum cleaner mein se us air ke form mein jo bhootni hai usko pakdna hai vaccum cleaner ke andar aur phir us vaccum cleaner pe ganga jal chidak denge phir usko petrol daal ke jala denge....

malti - chaliye toh phir......

sabhi pandit ji ke sath ghar ki taraf badh chalte hai...

aadhe raste mein
pandit - ek minute.... vaccum cleaner hai aap log ke pass...

chanda - haa hai.... haveli mein....

pandit - haveli toh dur hai ghar mein nhi hai... kya...

malti - ghar mein toh nhi hain..

chanda - hai... na... pass mein hi hai ek...

malti - kaha hai....

chanda - mujhe maloom hai kaki.... mai leke aati hu... aap log jaldi jaaiye....

chanda vaha se khisak leti hai... aur pandit ke ghar pahuch jaati hain

chanda - panditaayin ji... voh aapka vaccum cleaner kaha hai pandit ji mangwa rahe hai...

panditaayin - ye raha... le jao...

chanda ne utha liya vaccum cleaner.... aur chal padi ghar ke liye...

ghar pe idhar pandit ke sath sabhi pahuch gaye thea chanda bhi vaccum cleaner leke aa gayi...

pandit - lao.. lao.. lao... Aree.. vaah... kya damdaar vala vaccum cleaner leke aayi ho tum toh... mehnga lagta hai...

chanda - ji....

pandit - ye company meri favorite hai aur iska performance bhi accha hai..

malti - ab baatien band kariye pandit ji aur kaam shuru kariye...

pandit - ji.. ji.... pandit ne vaccum cleaner ka wire switch board mein ghuseda aur on kiya... aur bua ji ke kamre mein vaccum cleaner leke ghus gaya.....

bua ji tv dekh rahi thi...... pandit ji ne vaccum cleaner on kar diya.. aur vaccum cleaner ke on hote he bua ji.....
aaaahhhhh.... kya... kar raha hai ye pandit... mat kar aisa... aaahhhhhhhh..... kahti rahi... lekin pandit ji ne jab tak usko poora vaccum ke andar tak thoos nhi diya vaccum cleaner band nhi kiya.... jaise hi bua hi poori ki poori vaccum cleaner ke andar ghus gai pandit ne lote mein rakhe ganga jal ka chhidkaav vaccum cleaner pe kiya aur phir kaha.


pandit - petrol leke aao...

chanda abhi laayi...
chanda daudhte hue pandit ke ghar pahuch gayi..

chanda - panditaayien ji...

panditaayin - ab kya kaha hai unhone...

chanda - petrol mangvaaya hai...





chanda - ji...
chanda ne ab pandit ji ke bike ka saara petrol nikaal liya aur ek dibbe mein bhar ke chal padi...

pandit - ji... aa gyi tum...

chanda - haa... ye lijiye.... petrol....

pandit - vaah... vaah... itna petrol se toh ye aaram se nipat jayegi...
chalo shuru karte hai....
pandit ne chanda ko petrol chhidakne ko kaha

chanda - nhi nhi pandit ji ye shub kaam aap apne hatho se kariye..

pandit bhut khus hua chanda ki baat se....
chanda ka is prakaar pandit ko importance dena accha laga pandit ji ko...

pandit - badi nek bacchi ho tum chanda... khus raho... khub khus raho... saari vayvastha chutki bajate hi kar deti ho....

pandit ne ab vaccum cleaner pe petrol chhidakne ke baad aag laga di..... vaccum cleaner dhoo dhoo karke jalne laga uske sath bua ji ka bhoot bhi jal ke mukt ho gaya ...

pandit - lo ho gaya aapke bhoot ka kriyakaram

ab mai chalta hu.... lekin malti beti mai kahna chahta hu ki ye jo kuch bhi hua hai ye sab hona chanda bitiya ke bhaag daud ke bina asambhav tha... iski hi mehnat se sab hua hai...

accha ab mai chalta hu....

pandit apne ghar ke liye nikal gaya .

malti - vaise chanda ek baat bata..... ye vaccum cleaner aur petrol Tu laayi kaha se aur tere pass paise kaha se aaye....

chanda - pandit ji ke yaha se....

bimla - kyaa....

chanda - haa... maine unke ghar mein dekha tha vaccum cleaner voh bhi acchi quality ka.... toh bua ji jaise bhoot ko toh koi accha vaccum cleaner hi pakad skta hai na... aur petrol bhi maine pandit ji ke gaadi ka nikaal liya... vaise bhi toh pandit ji kahi jaate vaate hai nhi....

malti - voh pandit abhi teri kitni tareef karke gaya hai jab usko pata chalega toh voh toh duniya chhod ke hi chala jayega...
sabhi hasne lagi....

pandit ji idhar chutiyaan hilaate hue ghar pahuchte hai...

pandit ji - Aree bhagyvaan.... kaha hai

panditaayien - aa gaye aap...

pandit - haa...

panditaayien - vaccum cleaner kaha hai...

pandit - apni jagah pe hoga mujhse kyu pooch rahi ho...

panditaayien - apni jagah pe toh nhi hai aapne hi toh chanda ko bheja tha vaccum cleaner lene...

pandit - maine kab bheja... iska mtlb voh vaccum cleaner hamra tha.....

panditaayien - haa... aur phir petrol lene bhi behja tha

pandit - kya.... petrol bhi mera tha... 103 rs liter ka 5 ltr petrol aur 10000 ka vaccum cleaner maine apne hatho se phoonk diya.....

pandit ko attack aa gaya...

Phir ye vala ep hai

 

[Aladdin_]

Phir ye vala ep hai....



Ep -- 105

bua ji ka toh ant ho chuka... tha....
sath hi sath pandit ji bhi heart ❤ attack se nipat liye.....



ab uske kuch din baad...... raat ko




jab sabhi so rahe thea...... sabhi jagah sannata chhaaya hua tha...




tabhi.... ek kaala saaya.... chanda ke kamre mein aaya....




aur bistar ke chaaro taraf round round karke..... chakkar lagane laga.....

aur tezz tezz chakkar lagne ke baad bed ke kinaare pe aage baith gaya.....





aur huuuhhh... huuuhhhh..... huuuhhhh... ki aawaz nikaalte hue jhulne lagaa....

uski aisi awaaz se chanda ki nind khul gayi.... aur jaise hi uski nazar us kaale saaye par padi.......




kaala saaya.... ( jiski aankien laal.... jaise angaare dahak rahe ho..... uski badi badi kaali kaali ghani zulfein..... jo uske chehre pe bikhri hui thi aur uske chehre ko chhupaane ka kaam kar rahi thi.....




aur uske jhulne ki speed ya jisse bed chaaarrrr.... marrr.... chaaarrr.... marrrr.... ki aawaz kar raha tha.... aur uski aawazzzzz....... itni bhayaank aur daraawni ki koi insaan achanak sunle... voh darr ke maare uski kapkapi chhut jaaye.....

chanda ki nazar jaise hi us par padi..... chanda ki gaand phatt gayi



 aur voh behos ho gayi....



chanda ke behos hote hi..... voh kaala saaya.... bed se utha aur dheere dheere...... ulta hokar chalte hue




bed ke dusre kinaare par aa gaya






jaha pe menka Soyi hui thi...



aur vaha soyi hui menka ko utha ke apne kandhe par laadh liya... aur tezz tezz bed ke phir se chakkar lagane laga...... aur phir vaha se gayab ho gaya....








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