Next day hum airport gaye aur wahan se Delhi fly kar gaye, subah ko, flight main Mami mere ko chipak ke hi baithi thi, par flight full hone ki wajah se kuch kar nhi sake, landing ke baad, jab hum bahar driver ka wait kar rahe the, to Mami ne apne shoulder se bag hata ke, usme se ek polythene nikal ke mere hath main rakh di, maine sense kiya ki wajan tha usme, mere khol ke dekha to usme, Mami ki sone ki payal ka joda tha
Me - Mere ko kyu di ?
Mami muskarane lagi - Aap ko pasand hai na, aapke Mama ko aap wale shouk nhi hai, aap hi rakh isko apne paas
Me - Lekin Mami, agar Mama ko pta chala to, agar unhone pucha ki payal kha hai ?
Mami - Aap ko lagta hai ki mere paas ek hi jodi payal ki hai kya ? Panch hain - woh muskura kar boli
Me - Lekin main kha rakhunga isko, aur kab tak ?
Mami - Jab tak apan nhi milte, main yeh phen ke karwaungi na aur muskarane lagi
Me - Chalo thek hai aur maine usko bag main daal liya, tab tak driver aa gya aur Mami ki bags dikki main rakhne laga, hum baith gye the
Mere ko achanak yaad aya, to maine mud ke pucha Mami se - Aap ne pill kha li thi na ?
Mami - Ji bilkul aur smile dene lagi
Main bhi free hoke itminaan se relaxed hogaya aur fir driver ne Mami ko ghar choda aur mere ko bus stand, main fir seeda gaon hi aa gya.
Aage din nikalte rahe, chachi ab thoda easy hogyi thi, ek baar to evening drive (wohi battery down hone se bachao) pe madam ne to shirt aur black jeans phene li thi, ab andhera itna tha ki mere ko thek se dikh nhi raha tha, lekin mere ko acha laga ki akele main hi sahi, yeh kuch open to howi hai
Me - yeh aapne aaj jeans phene hai ?
Fir wohi khamoshi
Me - Chachi main aap se puch raha hu, Mami ke exposure ke baad ab mere ko har baat puchne ke liye confidence jama nhi karna padta tha, ab main open hogya tha, par samne wali party bhi to open ho, woh nhi hone wali thi
Me - Wapis chalen ?
Chachi - Kyu ? Abhi to thodi dur hi aaye hain
Me - Aap ne baat nhi karni, to driving ka kya fayda, koi shav yatra thodi hai yeh
Chachi muskarane lagi lekin kuch boli nhi
Me - Waise yeh kya hai chachi ?
Chachi - kya ?
Me - Apan dono is car main kya kar rahe hain?
Chachi - Battery charge, pta hai na tere ko
Me - Mere ko nhi pta, maine kuch aur socha
Chachi - Kya socha ?
Main chup raha, chachi expect kar rahi thi main answer dunga, par maine nhi diya
Chachi ne fir pucha - bol na, kya socha
Me - kiska ?
Chachi - Kyu games khel raha hai, bol na kya socha?
Me - Mere ko sachi nhi pta aap kis ki baat kar rahe ho
Chachi irritate hone ke bajaye Chandigarh trip ke bare main puchne lagi, maine bhi seeda lake main saanp wala kissa bta diya, ab chudai wale to bta nhi sakta tha na, obviously
Chachi saanp ka sun ke chounk gyi aur mere pe sawalon ki baarish kardi, kaisa tha, tune kab dekha, kha gya, kitna bada tha
Me - Bhut bada tha, kala tha, yeh bada fan tha, yeh do laal aakhen, lekin usne kabhi mere ko nhi dekha, main to jaise exsist hi nhi karta tha, jaise main boat pe tha hi nahi, woh bas Mami ji ko dekh raha tha gusse se
Chachi - Fir, kya howa, yeh bol ke mere bazu pakad li dar se shyad
Me - Main kya karta, koi patthar nahi tha, koi danda nahi tha, boat pe chachi aap to janti ho, choti se pedal boat, chachi ne kas ke mera hath pakad liya tha, - Fir kya howa
Me - Kuch nhi howa, me bebas tha, maine sirf itna kha, Mami hai meri, bas yehi kha, aur usne kinare ko dekha aur wapis pani main utar gaya aur gayab ho gaya
Chachi - Tune muh se bola ya mann main
Ab mere bari thi confuse hone ki, maine muh se bola ya mann main
Me - Muh se bola, mann main bolta ko woh kaise sun pata
Chachi - Ab kabhi akela mat jana boating karne, Mami ho Mama ho, tere papa hi kyu na ho, tere ko kuch hogya to main fir akeli hojaungi
Chachi rone lag gyi
Me - Are yaar chachi please chup karo na, maine car wapis mod li, - maine aap ko adventure sunaya tha, and you are crying, please stop it
Chachi - Nhi, it's no adventure, chalo ghar chalo, mere ko aake kyu nhi bataya tune
Me - Yaar had hoti hai, aap har cheez ko personal mat liya karo, ab topic change karo, yeh batao, aaj aapne kya phena hai, pent hai ya jeans
Chachi dheree se boli - Jeans
Me - wah chachi aap ke paas itna acha silk ka red pajama suit hai, yeh mast black jeans hai, itni achi shirt hai, fir phenti kyu nhi
Chachi - Pheni na
Me - Yaar once in a blue moon nhi phente, roz phena karo na
Chachi - Acha ab tu ek widhwa ko roz aise kapde ? Log kya kahenge ?
Me - Abhi kya kahenge? Kuch nhi, aap na bhut cute lagti ho, young lagti ho in dresses main
Chachi - Chup, no badmashi
Me - Kya badmashi? Tareef hi to ki hai na, sach hi bola hai, acha ek baat batao
Chachi - Kya ?
Me - Apke paas skirt hai ? He he he
Chachi ne apna jo hath mere bazu pe tha us se mera kaan pakad ke marod diya, main chilaya aur chachi bolne lagi - badmashi badmashi har waqt badmashi aur kaan ko chuti kat di
Main aah pleaseeeeee kat diya, chodo na chachi karta raha
Chachi - Nahi chodungi ghar tak, tu pta nhi aur kya kya bolega, kuch bola to yeh le na fir se aur dheere se daba diya
Me - aah chodo na, yeh kya bachpana hai, nahi hai skirt to kaan to mat kheecho na, mere ko kya karna hai, aap kaan chod do mera
Chachi - Nahi chodungi ghar se pehle
Me - Yaar, mere muh pe hath rakho na, muh se badmashi ho rahi hai, kaan ka kya kasoor?
Chachi logic main fas gyi, kuch der kuch nhi boli fir, fir boli - nahi tere ko driving main dikkat hogi, kaan hi pakadungi
Asie behas karte howe hum haveli pe aa gaye aur car park karne ke baad jab maine main door band karke drawing room me aya to chachi pura kissa lake wala apni mummy ko bata rahi thi, maine sir pakad liya, woh hath se chup rahne ka ishara karke baat karti rahi aur fir jab baat khatam howi to kitchen main chali gyi doodh garam karne, dinner to hum kar hi chuke the.
Aise hi din nikalte rahe, result bhi aane wala tha, kuch special nhi howa life main, khet pe sab se sath lunch hota aur wahi so jata, shyam ko hi haveli aata, fir ek din subah papa ka phone aya khet pe
Papa - Deepu gaon hai kya ?
Me - Ji
Papa - Beta sun mere ko Zirakpur jana hai, tu drive karlega, humare paas Ghar main i20 hai
Me - Ji Papa
Papa - Thek hai tu ready ho ja main tere paas aa raha hu
Main khet se ghar pauncha, ready howa, aur wait karne laga Papa ka, fir yaad aya ki Chachi ko inform kar du trip ka, to chachi ko college main call karke yeh sudden trip papa ka bata diya, aur bola shyad shyam ya raat to aa jaunga, pakka nhi hai, baki phone kar dunga
Fir Papa aye aur hum dono nikal liye, Zirakpur Chandigarh se ko 10 ya 12 kilometre hai, wahan paunch ke Papa ne bataya ki ek colony builder se SBI walon ne agreement kiya hai aur 2 BHK aur 3 BHK flats liye hai, sab dost le rahe the to papa ne bhi ek mere naam se le liya tha, bas decide karna tha konsa wala, location wagera dekhni thi aur possession deta to le lete
Wahan builder ki team thi, ek do aur SBI officers apne flats dekhne aye the, ek papa ka purna manager nikala usne kha ki shops bhi available hai, main ek le raha hu, aap sath wali le lo, papa ne bola payment? Unhone kha aap dekho phele fir installment main kar lena, flat to papa decide kar hi chuke the, fir ek shop bhi pasand ki, corner wali mil gayi woh bhi papa ne mere naam se book kardi, aur tabhi chachi ka call aya
Chachi - Abhi kha ho tum
Me - Chachi Zirakpur main, Papa ko kuch kaam hai bas aadhe ghante baad nikalenge
Chachi - Mere choti bhen ko sath lete ana, uski beti aur woh kuch din mere sath rah lenge
Me - Ji chachi
Chachi ne address bataya, maine papa ko sab explain Kiya, Papa ne builder ke aadmi se directions puche, to unhone ek bande ko sath bhej diya aur hum karib ek ghante baad hum puche chachi ki choti sister ke ghar ke bahar, ghar achi colony main tha, thek tha,
Bell bajayi, ek punjaban aunty bahar ayi, woh unki saas thi, bhut izzat se humko under bithaya aur pani chai pilayi, fir didi choti bhen apna trolley bag leke aa gyi,

Preeti
Uski beti bhi sath thi, papa ne saas se ijajat li aur bhut thank you thank you ke baad hum nikale, us bande ko site pe drop kiya aur hum wapis highway pe aagyae
Papa ne peeche mud ke Preeti se pucha - bete kuch khana hai kya, shyam hogyi hai
Preeti ki god main uski beti so rahi thi, - nhi uncle abhi nhi, thank you
Papa - beti aapke sasur nhi deke, job karte hain?
Preeti - Ji woh govt job se retired hai
Papa - Acha bete very good, aur husband job pe the kya aaj ?
Preeti ko main rear view mirror main dekh raha tha, mast maal, sexy, woh ek minute ruki fir boli
- Uncle mere husband admit hai, papa ji unke sath admit karne gaye hai
Papa ne mere aur dekha sawaliya nazaron se, maine bhi apne kandhe uchka diya, papa ko aur mere ko samajh nhi aya ki bhai tere husband agar admit hai to tu kaise sister visit pe nikali hai, ulta tere badi bhen ko tere ghar pe tere help ke liya aana chahiye, aur bhut bateen thi, ab hum dono iski saamne to discuss kar nhi sakte the, jo hum discuss kar sakte the woh maine shuru kiya
Me - Papa yeh suddenly Zirakpur main flat aur shop lene ka idea aap ko kaise aya
Papa - Branch main do teen ne li to maine socha as investment hi le lu, maine Mathur ji ko bhi aaj bataya hai, woh to le hi lenge
Mathur ji Deepika ke papa hain, aur papa unke consultant
Me - Lekin agar nhi bika to baad main ?
Papa - To tu rah lena, tere naam pe hi to hai
Me - Mere naam pe kyu ?
Papa muskara kar bole - Waise kya hai tere naam pe ?
Me - Kuch nhi
Papa - Haa to thek hai na, ab kuch ho to jayega
Me - Bhabhi ko pata hai ?
Papa chup, main chup dono chup, Preeti hum dono ko dekh rahi thi ki Bhabi ka naam lene ke baad dono ko saanp soong gaya
Kafi der baad papa bole dheere se - yeh sirf mere aur tere beech main hai, tere mummy ko bhi nhi malum
Me - Papa aap kya bol ke aye fir Zirakpur aaj ghar pe ? Meeting hai SBI ki ? He he he
Papa - Haa to meeting thi na SBI wale the na meeting main
Me - Papa woh flat ki meeting thi, main muskara kar bola, bechare papa, mere liye kuch karna chahate hai chupke se
Papa - Jo bhi ho, ek shop bhi tere liye, us bullet ke badle main jo tere ko kabhi nhi mili
Me - Papa main to bhul hi gaya tha
Papa - bete main nhi bhula, kam bolta hu, par har baat ka dhyan rakha hai
Mene papa ka hath pakada, papa ne apna dusra hath mere hath pe rak diya
Papa - Tu bas pass ho jana
Me - Itna bhi loser nahi hai aapka beta
Papa mera hath pakad ke baithe rahe aur car highway pe daudti rahi