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UPDATE 6
Jab meri aankh khuli toh main dekha
ki neha mere seene pe sar rakhke soyi hui hai
uske aansu uske gaal pe sukh chuke the
main use kuchh der dekha
aur phir soch liya ki ab main use pareshan nahi karunga
jyada tharak chadhegi
toh hila lunga
lekin pata nahi Kyu mujhse woh sab harkat ho jaati hain
main jaan bujhke nahi karta
mujhe pata hota hai ki main kya kar raha hoon
lekin main khudko rok nahi paata
main neha ko ek side sula diya
aur bathroom mein chala gaya
bathroom se aake main apne kapde change kiya
ek lower aur ek tshirt pehen liya
ab mujhe bhukh lagi thi
main room se nikla
aur kitchen mein pahuncha
lekin kitchen mein kuchh bhi nahi tha
fridge khola
toh usmein khana rakhkha tha
main woh nikaala
garam kiya
aur khaane laga
tabhi meri saas urvashi ki najar mujhpe padi
main chup karke khana khaa raha tha
main unki taraf dekha bhi nahi
woh mere paas aayi
urvashi..neha kahan hai
main..soyi hai
urvashi..phir aapko khana nikaalke kisne diya
main..khud nikaala
Urvashi chaunk gayi
uravashi..aapko sab yaad aagaya
main..nahi
meri saas ne dhyan diya ki main uski taraf dekh bhi nahi raha tha
urvashi..kya hua
kisi se ne kuchh kaha hai kya
main.. pehle saali didi ne maara
phir biwi ne
yeh bolke main phirse khana khaane laga
urvashi wohin pe khadi rahi
aur phir main plate leke uth gaya
urvashi..laaiye main rakh dungi
main..koi jarurat nahi hai
main phirse kitchen mein aaya
apni plate dhoya
aur phir plate rakhke ghar ke bahar ki taraf jaane laga
urvashi ne mera hath pakad liya
aur ghabrate hue puchhi
kahan jaa rahe hain
main..thoda ghumne
urvashi..main bhi chalti hoon
main.. jarurat nahi hai
urvashi..aap akayle nahi jaa sakte bahar
main..main toh jaaunga
dekhta hoon kaun rokta hai mujhe
aur main apni saas ka hath pakadke bahar ki taraf nikal gaya
bhosdiki guard gate kholne ko tayyar nahi thi
main..naam kya hai tumhara
guard..jee shabnam
main..haan toh shabnam jee
gate khol dijiye
warna main aapko khol dunga
tabhi dusri guard bol padi
dekhiye sir humein permission nahi hai
main...aapka naam kya hai
guard2..jee Tanisha
main..subah se mera mood kharab hai
chup.karke gate khol dijiye
main teesri baar nahi bolunga
dono ek dusre ki taraf dekhne lagi
woh dono saaliya muskura rahi thi
ab waise woh dono normal guards nahi lag rahi thi
main..maine joke nahi maara hai
Tanisha.. sir hum gate nahi khol sakte
agar humne gate khol diya
toh humari naukri chali jaayegi
shabnam...haan sir
please humare sath aisa mat kijiye
dono ki baat sunke main wapas ghar mein aagaya
aur aake hall mein baith gaya
kuchh der baad meri sabse chhoti saali aati dikhi mujhe
uski aankhon mein aansu the
jise woh baar baar pochh rahi thi
usne mujhe ek baar dekha
aur phir chali gayi
kuchh hi der hue the
ki naani mere paas aagayi
menka..kya hua shakti beta
main..kuchh nahi naani
menka..toh phir aise udaas hoke kyun baithe ho
main.. kaash mera bhi pariwar hota
menka..kya hum tumhara pariwar nahi hain
main..agar main aapka damad nahi hota
toh aap sab kabhi mujhe apne ghar mein leke nahi aate
aap sab mujhse thodi pyar karte hain
aap sab neha se pyar karte hain
aur usi wajah se mujhe jhel rahe hain
naani mujhe bade dhyan se dekhne lagi
aur phir neha ke paas pahunchi
neha so rahi thi
naani ne neha ko uthaya
menka..kya bola hai tumne damad jee se
neha..maine maine kya bola
menka..hall mein baithe hain
ro rahe hain
neha..kya
aur neha bhaagti hui mere paas aayi
aur mujhse lipat gayi
neha..aap Kyu ro rahe hain
main usse kuchh nahi bola
neha ne mujhe dekhe
aur mere aansu pochhe
neha..kya hua hai
jo aap ro rahe hain
main..tumne mujhe maara
neha..ab kabhi nahi maarungi
main..main ab tumhare sath rahunga hi nahi
toh maarogi kyun
neha.. ghabrate hue..aisa mat boliye
main aapki biwi hoon
main.. maine kab mana kiya hai
neha..aapko kya hua hai
pehle toh mujhse door nahi rehna chahte the
main.. mujhe samajh aagaya hai
main tumpe bojh hoon
neha..aisi baat nahi hai
aap galat samajh rahe hain
main..jaao yahan se
mujhse baat karne ki jarurat nahi hai
neha..doodh nahi peeyenge
control
control
mera gala sukh gaya
ab behenchod main apne dil ko samjha raha tha
ki nahi nahi
phir kuchh ho jaayega
aur phir se neha royegi
meri wajah se
main..nahi peena hai tumhara doodh
jo mujhe apna samjhegi
ab uska doodh peeyunga
neha..kya
main..haan
neha.. taangein tod dungi aapki
agar kisi aur ke paas gaye hain toh
aap sirf mere hain
main rone laga
mere rone ki awaj sunke
sab humare paas aagaye
meri chaaro saali
meri saas aur uski maa
menka..kya hua ab
neha..kuchh nahi naani
meera..kya hai neha
kyun jeeja jee ko pareshan kar rahi hai
neha..main kahan kar rahi hoon
yeh kar rahe hain
meera..pehle bhi tujhse kaha hai
ki inka khyal rakhne ko
Madhuri.. hospital hi chhod aaiye inhein
wohin inka theek se ilaaj hoga
meera..tumse kisne raaye maangi
jaao apne room mein
aur phir madhuri munh latkake chali gayi
meera...jeeja jee aap ro Kyu rahe hain
main..pehle saali didi ne mujhe maara
aur phir neha ne
bahar ghumne jaana tha
bahar khadi daayano ne jaane nahi diya
meera..oh toh yeh baat hai
theek hai phir chaliye main aapko leke chalti hoon bahar ghumane
urvashi..nahi
meera..chaliye jeeja jee uthiye
urvashi..meera
meera..naani
menka.. urvashi
neha..main bhi chalungi
main..mujhe nahi jaana hai tumhare sath kahin
main apni saali didi ke sath jaaunga
meera..theek hai phir chaliye
meera ke sath main car mein baith gaya
aur phir woh drive karne lagi
ab jaake saans mein aayi
main apni saali ko dekhne laga
meri saali meera ki khubsurti
ko main rating nahi de sakta tha
bahut hi jyada khubsurat thi woh
meera..mujhe kyun dekh rahe hain
aage dekhiye na
main..saali didi aap bahut achchi ho
ek aap hi ho jo mujhe samajhti ho
meera..haan woh toh hai
mujhe pata hai ki akaylapan kya hota hai
main..aap akayli kaise ho
aapka toh pariwar bhi hai
meera..jaise aap neha ke pati ho
waise hi mere pati bhi hain
main..kahan hain woh
meera..pata nahi
kahan chale gaye
main..woh bahut bure Hain
lekin aap udaas mat hoiye
main unhein dhund lunga
kuchh der baad meera mujhe amusement park mein leke gayi
wahan bahut saare rides the
main usmein se ek pe baith gaya
woh bhi mere bagal mein baith gayi
aur phir jab ride chali
meri gaand se mera dil nikal gaya
main apni saali se lipat gaya
meera..are dariye mat
kuchh nahi hoga
ek ride khtam hui
toh woh dusri pe mujhe leke baith gayi
is ne meri supari le rakhkhi hai
bhosdiki maarke rahegi
main meera se phirse lipat gaya
main..saali didi mujhe bahut dar lag raha hai
meera..main hoon na
aap dariye mat
kuchh der baad hum dono ice cream khaane lage
kuchh ladke humein dekh rahe the
mujhe nahi
meera ko
ladka1..uff kya maal hai yaar
iske aage toh miss universe bhi fail hai
ladka2..chal thode maze lete hain
ladka toh chutiya lag raha hai
ladka3..nahi yaar
chhod na
yahan bahut log hain
panga ho jaayega
ladka1..bhosdike khada nahi hota kya
aur waise bhi hum kumar bhai ke aadmi hain
humein kiska dar
teesra bhi josh mein aagaya
teeno humare paas aagaye
ladka1..madam aap bahut khubsurat ho
ladka2..aapke sath ek selfie leni hai
ladka3..aapke gaal kitne gore hain
meera ne mera hath pakda
aur aage chalne lagi
lekin do ladke uske saamne aagaye
meera..dekho apni hadd mein raho
warna chalne layak nahi rahoge
ladka2..aap ek baar humein mauka toh deke dekhiye
jannat ki sair kara denge
meera..shut up you bastard
ladka1..lagta hai madam angreji jyada bolti hain
koi baat nahi
madam ki jab hum sawari karenge
toh madam English mein hi bolengi
meera bas isi liye kuchh nahi bol rahi thi
ki kahin inse ulajhne ke chakkar mein
mujhe chot na lag jaaye
woh khoon ke ghunt peeke reh gayi
uski aankhon mein aansu aagaye
ladka1.. are madam abhi toh humne andar daala bhi nahi hai
main uske munh pe apna hath maara
uske aage ke daant toot gaye
main phirse maara
haddi andar chali gayi
woh cheekh pada
dusra mujhpe jhapta
main uski aankh mein ungli ghusa diya
woh cheekh pada
teesra dar ke maare bhaag gaya
main pehle ka collar pakda
main..meera sirf humari hai
tu humari meera ke sath badtamizi karega
teri itni himmat
agar aaj ke baad humne teri shakal bhi dekhi
toh hum Tera woh hashr karenge
ki tu maut ko tarsega
aur maut tujhe naseeb nahi hogi
aur phir main use chhod diya
meera aankhein faade mujhe dekh rahi thi
main uski taraf dekha
aur uske sar ke baal jo uske chehre pe aarahe the
use main ek side kar diya
aur phir main behosh hoke uske upar gid gaya
meera ke munh se bas yahi nikla
karan....
Jab meri aankh khuli toh main dekha
ki neha mere seene pe sar rakhke soyi hui hai
uske aansu uske gaal pe sukh chuke the
main use kuchh der dekha
aur phir soch liya ki ab main use pareshan nahi karunga
jyada tharak chadhegi
toh hila lunga
lekin pata nahi Kyu mujhse woh sab harkat ho jaati hain
main jaan bujhke nahi karta
mujhe pata hota hai ki main kya kar raha hoon
lekin main khudko rok nahi paata
main neha ko ek side sula diya
aur bathroom mein chala gaya
bathroom se aake main apne kapde change kiya
ek lower aur ek tshirt pehen liya
ab mujhe bhukh lagi thi
main room se nikla
aur kitchen mein pahuncha
lekin kitchen mein kuchh bhi nahi tha
fridge khola
toh usmein khana rakhkha tha
main woh nikaala
garam kiya
aur khaane laga
tabhi meri saas urvashi ki najar mujhpe padi
main chup karke khana khaa raha tha
main unki taraf dekha bhi nahi
woh mere paas aayi
urvashi..neha kahan hai
main..soyi hai
urvashi..phir aapko khana nikaalke kisne diya
main..khud nikaala
Urvashi chaunk gayi
uravashi..aapko sab yaad aagaya
main..nahi
meri saas ne dhyan diya ki main uski taraf dekh bhi nahi raha tha
urvashi..kya hua
kisi se ne kuchh kaha hai kya
main.. pehle saali didi ne maara
phir biwi ne
yeh bolke main phirse khana khaane laga
urvashi wohin pe khadi rahi
aur phir main plate leke uth gaya
urvashi..laaiye main rakh dungi
main..koi jarurat nahi hai
main phirse kitchen mein aaya
apni plate dhoya
aur phir plate rakhke ghar ke bahar ki taraf jaane laga
urvashi ne mera hath pakad liya
aur ghabrate hue puchhi
kahan jaa rahe hain
main..thoda ghumne
urvashi..main bhi chalti hoon
main.. jarurat nahi hai
urvashi..aap akayle nahi jaa sakte bahar
main..main toh jaaunga
dekhta hoon kaun rokta hai mujhe
aur main apni saas ka hath pakadke bahar ki taraf nikal gaya
bhosdiki guard gate kholne ko tayyar nahi thi
main..naam kya hai tumhara
guard..jee shabnam
main..haan toh shabnam jee
gate khol dijiye
warna main aapko khol dunga
tabhi dusri guard bol padi
dekhiye sir humein permission nahi hai
main...aapka naam kya hai
guard2..jee Tanisha
main..subah se mera mood kharab hai
chup.karke gate khol dijiye
main teesri baar nahi bolunga
dono ek dusre ki taraf dekhne lagi
woh dono saaliya muskura rahi thi
ab waise woh dono normal guards nahi lag rahi thi
main..maine joke nahi maara hai
Tanisha.. sir hum gate nahi khol sakte
agar humne gate khol diya
toh humari naukri chali jaayegi
shabnam...haan sir
please humare sath aisa mat kijiye
dono ki baat sunke main wapas ghar mein aagaya
aur aake hall mein baith gaya
kuchh der baad meri sabse chhoti saali aati dikhi mujhe
uski aankhon mein aansu the
jise woh baar baar pochh rahi thi
usne mujhe ek baar dekha
aur phir chali gayi
kuchh hi der hue the
ki naani mere paas aagayi
menka..kya hua shakti beta
main..kuchh nahi naani
menka..toh phir aise udaas hoke kyun baithe ho
main.. kaash mera bhi pariwar hota
menka..kya hum tumhara pariwar nahi hain
main..agar main aapka damad nahi hota
toh aap sab kabhi mujhe apne ghar mein leke nahi aate
aap sab mujhse thodi pyar karte hain
aap sab neha se pyar karte hain
aur usi wajah se mujhe jhel rahe hain
naani mujhe bade dhyan se dekhne lagi
aur phir neha ke paas pahunchi
neha so rahi thi
naani ne neha ko uthaya
menka..kya bola hai tumne damad jee se
neha..maine maine kya bola
menka..hall mein baithe hain
ro rahe hain
neha..kya
aur neha bhaagti hui mere paas aayi
aur mujhse lipat gayi
neha..aap Kyu ro rahe hain
main usse kuchh nahi bola
neha ne mujhe dekhe
aur mere aansu pochhe
neha..kya hua hai
jo aap ro rahe hain
main..tumne mujhe maara
neha..ab kabhi nahi maarungi
main..main ab tumhare sath rahunga hi nahi
toh maarogi kyun
neha.. ghabrate hue..aisa mat boliye
main aapki biwi hoon
main.. maine kab mana kiya hai
neha..aapko kya hua hai
pehle toh mujhse door nahi rehna chahte the
main.. mujhe samajh aagaya hai
main tumpe bojh hoon
neha..aisi baat nahi hai
aap galat samajh rahe hain
main..jaao yahan se
mujhse baat karne ki jarurat nahi hai
neha..doodh nahi peeyenge
control
control
mera gala sukh gaya
ab behenchod main apne dil ko samjha raha tha
ki nahi nahi
phir kuchh ho jaayega
aur phir se neha royegi
meri wajah se
main..nahi peena hai tumhara doodh
jo mujhe apna samjhegi
ab uska doodh peeyunga
neha..kya
main..haan
neha.. taangein tod dungi aapki
agar kisi aur ke paas gaye hain toh
aap sirf mere hain
main rone laga
mere rone ki awaj sunke
sab humare paas aagaye
meri chaaro saali
meri saas aur uski maa
menka..kya hua ab
neha..kuchh nahi naani
meera..kya hai neha
kyun jeeja jee ko pareshan kar rahi hai
neha..main kahan kar rahi hoon
yeh kar rahe hain
meera..pehle bhi tujhse kaha hai
ki inka khyal rakhne ko
Madhuri.. hospital hi chhod aaiye inhein
wohin inka theek se ilaaj hoga
meera..tumse kisne raaye maangi
jaao apne room mein
aur phir madhuri munh latkake chali gayi
meera...jeeja jee aap ro Kyu rahe hain
main..pehle saali didi ne mujhe maara
aur phir neha ne
bahar ghumne jaana tha
bahar khadi daayano ne jaane nahi diya
meera..oh toh yeh baat hai
theek hai phir chaliye main aapko leke chalti hoon bahar ghumane
urvashi..nahi
meera..chaliye jeeja jee uthiye
urvashi..meera
meera..naani
menka.. urvashi
neha..main bhi chalungi
main..mujhe nahi jaana hai tumhare sath kahin
main apni saali didi ke sath jaaunga
meera..theek hai phir chaliye
meera ke sath main car mein baith gaya
aur phir woh drive karne lagi
ab jaake saans mein aayi
main apni saali ko dekhne laga
meri saali meera ki khubsurti
ko main rating nahi de sakta tha
bahut hi jyada khubsurat thi woh
meera..mujhe kyun dekh rahe hain
aage dekhiye na
main..saali didi aap bahut achchi ho
ek aap hi ho jo mujhe samajhti ho
meera..haan woh toh hai
mujhe pata hai ki akaylapan kya hota hai
main..aap akayli kaise ho
aapka toh pariwar bhi hai
meera..jaise aap neha ke pati ho
waise hi mere pati bhi hain
main..kahan hain woh
meera..pata nahi
kahan chale gaye
main..woh bahut bure Hain
lekin aap udaas mat hoiye
main unhein dhund lunga
kuchh der baad meera mujhe amusement park mein leke gayi
wahan bahut saare rides the
main usmein se ek pe baith gaya
woh bhi mere bagal mein baith gayi
aur phir jab ride chali
meri gaand se mera dil nikal gaya
main apni saali se lipat gaya
meera..are dariye mat
kuchh nahi hoga
ek ride khtam hui
toh woh dusri pe mujhe leke baith gayi
is ne meri supari le rakhkhi hai
bhosdiki maarke rahegi
main meera se phirse lipat gaya
main..saali didi mujhe bahut dar lag raha hai
meera..main hoon na
aap dariye mat
kuchh der baad hum dono ice cream khaane lage
kuchh ladke humein dekh rahe the
mujhe nahi
meera ko
ladka1..uff kya maal hai yaar
iske aage toh miss universe bhi fail hai
ladka2..chal thode maze lete hain
ladka toh chutiya lag raha hai
ladka3..nahi yaar
chhod na
yahan bahut log hain
panga ho jaayega
ladka1..bhosdike khada nahi hota kya
aur waise bhi hum kumar bhai ke aadmi hain
humein kiska dar
teesra bhi josh mein aagaya
teeno humare paas aagaye
ladka1..madam aap bahut khubsurat ho
ladka2..aapke sath ek selfie leni hai
ladka3..aapke gaal kitne gore hain
meera ne mera hath pakda
aur aage chalne lagi
lekin do ladke uske saamne aagaye
meera..dekho apni hadd mein raho
warna chalne layak nahi rahoge
ladka2..aap ek baar humein mauka toh deke dekhiye
jannat ki sair kara denge
meera..shut up you bastard
ladka1..lagta hai madam angreji jyada bolti hain
koi baat nahi
madam ki jab hum sawari karenge
toh madam English mein hi bolengi
meera bas isi liye kuchh nahi bol rahi thi
ki kahin inse ulajhne ke chakkar mein
mujhe chot na lag jaaye
woh khoon ke ghunt peeke reh gayi
uski aankhon mein aansu aagaye
ladka1.. are madam abhi toh humne andar daala bhi nahi hai
main uske munh pe apna hath maara
uske aage ke daant toot gaye
main phirse maara
haddi andar chali gayi
woh cheekh pada
dusra mujhpe jhapta
main uski aankh mein ungli ghusa diya
woh cheekh pada
teesra dar ke maare bhaag gaya
main pehle ka collar pakda
main..meera sirf humari hai
tu humari meera ke sath badtamizi karega
teri itni himmat
agar aaj ke baad humne teri shakal bhi dekhi
toh hum Tera woh hashr karenge
ki tu maut ko tarsega
aur maut tujhe naseeb nahi hogi
aur phir main use chhod diya
meera aankhein faade mujhe dekh rahi thi
main uski taraf dekha
aur uske sar ke baal jo uske chehre pe aarahe the
use main ek side kar diya
aur phir main behosh hoke uske upar gid gaya
meera ke munh se bas yahi nikla
karan....
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Bahot behtareen zaberdastUPDATE 6
Jab meri aankh khuli toh main dekha
ki neha mere seene pe sar rakhke soyi hui hai
uske aansu uske gaal pe sukh chuke the
main use kuchh der dekha
aur phir soch liya ki ab main use pareshan nahi karunga
jyada tharak chadhegi
toh hila lunga
lekin pata nahi Kyu mujhse woh sab harkat ho jaati hain
main jaan bujhke nahi karta
mujhe pata hota hai ki main kya kar raha hoon
lekin main khudko rok nahi paata
main neha ko ek side sula diya
aur bathroom mein chala gaya
bathroom se aake main apne kapde change kiya
ek lower aur ek tshirt pehen liya
ab mujhe bhukh lagi thi
main room se nikla
aur kitchen mein pahuncha
lekin kitchen mein kuchh bhi nahi tha
fridge khola
toh usmein khana rakhkha tha
main woh nikaala
garam kiya
aur khaane laga
tabhi meri saas urvashi ki najar mujhpe padi
main chup karke khana khaa raha tha
main unki taraf dekha bhi nahi
woh mere paas aayi
urvashi..neha kahan hai
main..soyi hai
urvashi..phir aapko khana nikaalke kisne diya
main..khud nikaala
Urvashi chaunk gayi
uravashi..aapko sab yaad aagaya
main..nahi
meri saas ne dhyan diya ki main uski taraf dekh bhi nahi raha tha
urvashi..kya hua
kisi se ne kuchh kaha hai kya
main.. pehle saali didi ne maara
phir biwi ne
yeh bolke main phirse khana khaane laga
urvashi wohin pe khadi rahi
aur phir main plate leke uth gaya
urvashi..laaiye main rakh dungi
main..koi jarurat nahi hai
main phirse kitchen mein aaya
apni plate dhoya
aur phir plate rakhke ghar ke bahar ki taraf jaane laga
urvashi ne mera hath pakad liya
aur ghabrate hue puchhi
kahan jaa rahe hain
main..thoda ghumne
urvashi..main bhi chalti hoon
main.. jarurat nahi hai
urvashi..aap akayle nahi jaa sakte bahar
main..main toh jaaunga
dekhta hoon kaun rokta hai mujhe
aur main apni saas ka hath pakadke bahar ki taraf nikal gaya
bhosdiki guard gate kholne ko tayyar nahi thi
main..naam kya hai tumhara
guard..jee shabnam
main..haan toh shabnam jee
gate khol dijiye
warna main aapko khol dunga
tabhi dusri guard bol padi
dekhiye sir humein permission nahi hai
main...aapka naam kya hai
guard2..jee Tanisha
main..subah se mera mood kharab hai
chup.karke gate khol dijiye
main teesri baar nahi bolunga
dono ek dusre ki taraf dekhne lagi
woh dono saaliya muskura rahi thi
ab waise woh dono normal guards nahi lag rahi thi
main..maine joke nahi maara hai
Tanisha.. sir hum gate nahi khol sakte
agar humne gate khol diya
toh humari naukri chali jaayegi
shabnam...haan sir
please humare sath aisa mat kijiye
dono ki baat sunke main wapas ghar mein aagaya
aur aake hall mein baith gaya
kuchh der baad meri sabse chhoti saali aati dikhi mujhe
uski aankhon mein aansu the
jise woh baar baar pochh rahi thi
usne mujhe ek baar dekha
aur phir chali gayi
kuchh hi der hue the
ki naani mere paas aagayi
menka..kya hua shakti beta
main..kuchh nahi naani
menka..toh phir aise udaas hoke kyun baithe ho
main.. kaash mera bhi pariwar hota
menka..kya hum tumhara pariwar nahi hain
main..agar main aapka damad nahi hota
toh aap sab kabhi mujhe apne ghar mein leke nahi aate
aap sab mujhse thodi pyar karte hain
aap sab neha se pyar karte hain
aur usi wajah se mujhe jhel rahe hain
naani mujhe bade dhyan se dekhne lagi
aur phir neha ke paas pahunchi
neha so rahi thi
naani ne neha ko uthaya
menka..kya bola hai tumne damad jee se
neha..maine maine kya bola
menka..hall mein baithe hain
ro rahe hain
neha..kya
aur neha bhaagti hui mere paas aayi
aur mujhse lipat gayi
neha..aap Kyu ro rahe hain
main usse kuchh nahi bola
neha ne mujhe dekhe
aur mere aansu pochhe
neha..kya hua hai
jo aap ro rahe hain
main..tumne mujhe maara
neha..ab kabhi nahi maarungi
main..main ab tumhare sath rahunga hi nahi
toh maarogi kyun
neha.. ghabrate hue..aisa mat boliye
main aapki biwi hoon
main.. maine kab mana kiya hai
neha..aapko kya hua hai
pehle toh mujhse door nahi rehna chahte the
main.. mujhe samajh aagaya hai
main tumpe bojh hoon
neha..aisi baat nahi hai
aap galat samajh rahe hain
main..jaao yahan se
mujhse baat karne ki jarurat nahi hai
neha..doodh nahi peeyenge
control
control
mera gala sukh gaya
ab behenchod main apne dil ko samjha raha tha
ki nahi nahi
phir kuchh ho jaayega
aur phir se neha royegi
meri wajah se
main..nahi peena hai tumhara doodh
jo mujhe apna samjhegi
ab uska doodh peeyunga
neha..kya
main..haan
neha.. taangein tod dungi aapki
agar kisi aur ke paas gaye hain toh
aap sirf mere hain
main rone laga
mere rone ki awaj sunke
sab humare paas aagaye
meri chaaro saali
meri saas aur uski maa
menka..kya hua ab
neha..kuchh nahi naani
meera..kya hai neha
kyun jeeja jee ko pareshan kar rahi hai
neha..main kahan kar rahi hoon
yeh kar rahe hain
meera..pehle bhi tujhse kaha hai
ki inka khyal rakhne ko
Madhuri.. hospital hi chhod aaiye inhein
wohin inka theek se ilaaj hoga
meera..tumse kisne raaye maangi
jaao apne room mein
aur phir madhuri munh latkake chali gayi
meera...jeeja jee aap ro Kyu rahe hain
main..pehle saali didi ne mujhe maara
aur phir neha ne
bahar ghumne jaana tha
bahar khadi daayano ne jaane nahi diya
meera..oh toh yeh baat hai
theek hai phir chaliye main aapko leke chalti hoon bahar ghumane
urvashi..nahi
meera..chaliye jeeja jee uthiye
urvashi..meera
meera..naani
menka.. urvashi
neha..main bhi chalungi
main..mujhe nahi jaana hai tumhare sath kahin
main apni saali didi ke sath jaaunga
meera..theek hai phir chaliye
meera ke sath main car mein baith gaya
aur phir woh drive karne lagi
ab jaake saans mein aayi
main apni saali ko dekhne laga
meri saali meera ki khubsurti
ko main rating nahi de sakta tha
bahut hi jyada khubsurat thi woh
meera..mujhe kyun dekh rahe hain
aage dekhiye na
main..saali didi aap bahut achchi ho
ek aap hi ho jo mujhe samajhti ho
meera..haan woh toh hai
mujhe pata hai ki akaylapan kya hota hai
main..aap akayli kaise ho
aapka toh pariwar bhi hai
meera..jaise aap neha ke pati ho
waise hi mere pati bhi hain
main..kahan hain woh
meera..pata nahi
kahan chale gaye
main..woh bahut bure Hain
lekin aap udaas mat hoiye
main unhein dhund lunga
kuchh der baad meera mujhe amusement park mein leke gayi
wahan bahut saare rides the
main usmein se ek pe baith gaya
woh bhi mere bagal mein baith gayi
aur phir jab ride chali
meri gaand se mera dil nikal gaya
main apni saali se lipat gaya
meera..are dariye mat
kuchh nahi hoga
ek ride khtam hui
toh woh dusri pe mujhe leke baith gayi
is ne meri supari le rakhkhi hai
bhosdiki maarke rahegi
main meera se phirse lipat gaya
main..saali didi mujhe bahut dar lag raha hai
meera..main hoon na
aap dariye mat
kuchh der baad hum dono ice cream khaane lage
kuchh ladke humein dekh rahe the
mujhe nahi
meera ko
ladka1..uff kya maal hai yaar
iske aage toh miss universe bhi fail hai
ladka2..chal thode maze lete hain
ladka toh chutiya lag raha hai
ladka3..nahi yaar
chhod na
yahan bahut log hain
panga ho jaayega
ladka1..bhosdike khada nahi hota kya
aur waise bhi hum kumar bhai ke aadmi hain
humein kiska dar
teesra bhi josh mein aagaya
teeno humare paas aagaye
ladka1..madam aap bahut khubsurat ho
ladka2..aapke sath ek selfie leni hai
ladka3..aapke gaal kitne gore hain
meera ne mera hath pakda
aur aage chalne lagi
lekin do ladke uske saamne aagaye
meera..dekho apni hadd mein raho
warna chalne layak nahi rahoge
ladka2..aap ek baar humein mauka toh deke dekhiye
jannat ki sair kara denge
meera..shut up you bastard
ladka1..lagta hai madam angreji jyada bolti hain
koi baat nahi
madam ki jab hum sawari karenge
toh madam English mein hi bolengi
meera bas isi liye kuchh nahi bol rahi thi
ki kahin inse ulajhne ke chakkar mein
mujhe chot na lag jaaye
woh khoon ke ghunt peeke reh gayi
uski aankhon mein aansu aagaye
ladka1.. are madam abhi toh humne andar daala bhi nahi hai
main uske munh pe apna hath maara
uske aage ke daant toot gaye
main phirse maara
haddi andar chali gayi
woh cheekh pada
dusra mujhpe jhapta
main uski aankh mein ungli ghusa diya
woh cheekh pada
teesra dar ke maare bhaag gaya
main pehle ka collar pakda
main..meera sirf humari hai
tu humari meera ke sath badtamizi karega
teri itni himmat
agar aaj ke baad humne teri shakal bhi dekhi
toh hum Tera woh hashr karenge
ki tu maut ko tarsega
aur maut tujhe naseeb nahi hogi
aur phir main use chhod diya
meera aankhein faade mujhe dekh rahi thi
main uski taraf dekha
aur uske sar ke baal jo uske chehre pe aarahe the
use main ek side kar diya
aur phir main behosh hoke uske upar gid gaya
meera ke munh se bas yahi nikla
karan....
Shaandaar update bhai
Lajawab
ABHISHEK TRIPATHI
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Excellent updateUPDATE 6
Jab meri aankh khuli toh main dekha
ki neha mere seene pe sar rakhke soyi hui hai
uske aansu uske gaal pe sukh chuke the
main use kuchh der dekha
aur phir soch liya ki ab main use pareshan nahi karunga
jyada tharak chadhegi
toh hila lunga
lekin pata nahi Kyu mujhse woh sab harkat ho jaati hain
main jaan bujhke nahi karta
mujhe pata hota hai ki main kya kar raha hoon
lekin main khudko rok nahi paata
main neha ko ek side sula diya
aur bathroom mein chala gaya
bathroom se aake main apne kapde change kiya
ek lower aur ek tshirt pehen liya
ab mujhe bhukh lagi thi
main room se nikla
aur kitchen mein pahuncha
lekin kitchen mein kuchh bhi nahi tha
fridge khola
toh usmein khana rakhkha tha
main woh nikaala
garam kiya
aur khaane laga
tabhi meri saas urvashi ki najar mujhpe padi
main chup karke khana khaa raha tha
main unki taraf dekha bhi nahi
woh mere paas aayi
urvashi..neha kahan hai
main..soyi hai
urvashi..phir aapko khana nikaalke kisne diya
main..khud nikaala
Urvashi chaunk gayi
uravashi..aapko sab yaad aagaya
main..nahi
meri saas ne dhyan diya ki main uski taraf dekh bhi nahi raha tha
urvashi..kya hua
kisi se ne kuchh kaha hai kya
main.. pehle saali didi ne maara
phir biwi ne
yeh bolke main phirse khana khaane laga
urvashi wohin pe khadi rahi
aur phir main plate leke uth gaya
urvashi..laaiye main rakh dungi
main..koi jarurat nahi hai
main phirse kitchen mein aaya
apni plate dhoya
aur phir plate rakhke ghar ke bahar ki taraf jaane laga
urvashi ne mera hath pakad liya
aur ghabrate hue puchhi
kahan jaa rahe hain
main..thoda ghumne
urvashi..main bhi chalti hoon
main.. jarurat nahi hai
urvashi..aap akayle nahi jaa sakte bahar
main..main toh jaaunga
dekhta hoon kaun rokta hai mujhe
aur main apni saas ka hath pakadke bahar ki taraf nikal gaya
bhosdiki guard gate kholne ko tayyar nahi thi
main..naam kya hai tumhara
guard..jee shabnam
main..haan toh shabnam jee
gate khol dijiye
warna main aapko khol dunga
tabhi dusri guard bol padi
dekhiye sir humein permission nahi hai
main...aapka naam kya hai
guard2..jee Tanisha
main..subah se mera mood kharab hai
chup.karke gate khol dijiye
main teesri baar nahi bolunga
dono ek dusre ki taraf dekhne lagi
woh dono saaliya muskura rahi thi
ab waise woh dono normal guards nahi lag rahi thi
main..maine joke nahi maara hai
Tanisha.. sir hum gate nahi khol sakte
agar humne gate khol diya
toh humari naukri chali jaayegi
shabnam...haan sir
please humare sath aisa mat kijiye
dono ki baat sunke main wapas ghar mein aagaya
aur aake hall mein baith gaya
kuchh der baad meri sabse chhoti saali aati dikhi mujhe
uski aankhon mein aansu the
jise woh baar baar pochh rahi thi
usne mujhe ek baar dekha
aur phir chali gayi
kuchh hi der hue the
ki naani mere paas aagayi
menka..kya hua shakti beta
main..kuchh nahi naani
menka..toh phir aise udaas hoke kyun baithe ho
main.. kaash mera bhi pariwar hota
menka..kya hum tumhara pariwar nahi hain
main..agar main aapka damad nahi hota
toh aap sab kabhi mujhe apne ghar mein leke nahi aate
aap sab mujhse thodi pyar karte hain
aap sab neha se pyar karte hain
aur usi wajah se mujhe jhel rahe hain
naani mujhe bade dhyan se dekhne lagi
aur phir neha ke paas pahunchi
neha so rahi thi
naani ne neha ko uthaya
menka..kya bola hai tumne damad jee se
neha..maine maine kya bola
menka..hall mein baithe hain
ro rahe hain
neha..kya
aur neha bhaagti hui mere paas aayi
aur mujhse lipat gayi
neha..aap Kyu ro rahe hain
main usse kuchh nahi bola
neha ne mujhe dekhe
aur mere aansu pochhe
neha..kya hua hai
jo aap ro rahe hain
main..tumne mujhe maara
neha..ab kabhi nahi maarungi
main..main ab tumhare sath rahunga hi nahi
toh maarogi kyun
neha.. ghabrate hue..aisa mat boliye
main aapki biwi hoon
main.. maine kab mana kiya hai
neha..aapko kya hua hai
pehle toh mujhse door nahi rehna chahte the
main.. mujhe samajh aagaya hai
main tumpe bojh hoon
neha..aisi baat nahi hai
aap galat samajh rahe hain
main..jaao yahan se
mujhse baat karne ki jarurat nahi hai
neha..doodh nahi peeyenge
control
control
mera gala sukh gaya
ab behenchod main apne dil ko samjha raha tha
ki nahi nahi
phir kuchh ho jaayega
aur phir se neha royegi
meri wajah se
main..nahi peena hai tumhara doodh
jo mujhe apna samjhegi
ab uska doodh peeyunga
neha..kya
main..haan
neha.. taangein tod dungi aapki
agar kisi aur ke paas gaye hain toh
aap sirf mere hain
main rone laga
mere rone ki awaj sunke
sab humare paas aagaye
meri chaaro saali
meri saas aur uski maa
menka..kya hua ab
neha..kuchh nahi naani
meera..kya hai neha
kyun jeeja jee ko pareshan kar rahi hai
neha..main kahan kar rahi hoon
yeh kar rahe hain
meera..pehle bhi tujhse kaha hai
ki inka khyal rakhne ko
Madhuri.. hospital hi chhod aaiye inhein
wohin inka theek se ilaaj hoga
meera..tumse kisne raaye maangi
jaao apne room mein
aur phir madhuri munh latkake chali gayi
meera...jeeja jee aap ro Kyu rahe hain
main..pehle saali didi ne mujhe maara
aur phir neha ne
bahar ghumne jaana tha
bahar khadi daayano ne jaane nahi diya
meera..oh toh yeh baat hai
theek hai phir chaliye main aapko leke chalti hoon bahar ghumane
urvashi..nahi
meera..chaliye jeeja jee uthiye
urvashi..meera
meera..naani
menka.. urvashi
neha..main bhi chalungi
main..mujhe nahi jaana hai tumhare sath kahin
main apni saali didi ke sath jaaunga
meera..theek hai phir chaliye
meera ke sath main car mein baith gaya
aur phir woh drive karne lagi
ab jaake saans mein aayi
main apni saali ko dekhne laga
meri saali meera ki khubsurti
ko main rating nahi de sakta tha
bahut hi jyada khubsurat thi woh
meera..mujhe kyun dekh rahe hain
aage dekhiye na
main..saali didi aap bahut achchi ho
ek aap hi ho jo mujhe samajhti ho
meera..haan woh toh hai
mujhe pata hai ki akaylapan kya hota hai
main..aap akayli kaise ho
aapka toh pariwar bhi hai
meera..jaise aap neha ke pati ho
waise hi mere pati bhi hain
main..kahan hain woh
meera..pata nahi
kahan chale gaye
main..woh bahut bure Hain
lekin aap udaas mat hoiye
main unhein dhund lunga
kuchh der baad meera mujhe amusement park mein leke gayi
wahan bahut saare rides the
main usmein se ek pe baith gaya
woh bhi mere bagal mein baith gayi
aur phir jab ride chali
meri gaand se mera dil nikal gaya
main apni saali se lipat gaya
meera..are dariye mat
kuchh nahi hoga
ek ride khtam hui
toh woh dusri pe mujhe leke baith gayi
is ne meri supari le rakhkhi hai
bhosdiki maarke rahegi
main meera se phirse lipat gaya
main..saali didi mujhe bahut dar lag raha hai
meera..main hoon na
aap dariye mat
kuchh der baad hum dono ice cream khaane lage
kuchh ladke humein dekh rahe the
mujhe nahi
meera ko
ladka1..uff kya maal hai yaar
iske aage toh miss universe bhi fail hai
ladka2..chal thode maze lete hain
ladka toh chutiya lag raha hai
ladka3..nahi yaar
chhod na
yahan bahut log hain
panga ho jaayega
ladka1..bhosdike khada nahi hota kya
aur waise bhi hum kumar bhai ke aadmi hain
humein kiska dar
teesra bhi josh mein aagaya
teeno humare paas aagaye
ladka1..madam aap bahut khubsurat ho
ladka2..aapke sath ek selfie leni hai
ladka3..aapke gaal kitne gore hain
meera ne mera hath pakda
aur aage chalne lagi
lekin do ladke uske saamne aagaye
meera..dekho apni hadd mein raho
warna chalne layak nahi rahoge
ladka2..aap ek baar humein mauka toh deke dekhiye
jannat ki sair kara denge
meera..shut up you bastard
ladka1..lagta hai madam angreji jyada bolti hain
koi baat nahi
madam ki jab hum sawari karenge
toh madam English mein hi bolengi
meera bas isi liye kuchh nahi bol rahi thi
ki kahin inse ulajhne ke chakkar mein
mujhe chot na lag jaaye
woh khoon ke ghunt peeke reh gayi
uski aankhon mein aansu aagaye
ladka1.. are madam abhi toh humne andar daala bhi nahi hai
main uske munh pe apna hath maara
uske aage ke daant toot gaye
main phirse maara
haddi andar chali gayi
woh cheekh pada
dusra mujhpe jhapta
main uski aankh mein ungli ghusa diya
woh cheekh pada
teesra dar ke maare bhaag gaya
main pehle ka collar pakda
main..meera sirf humari hai
tu humari meera ke sath badtamizi karega
teri itni himmat
agar aaj ke baad humne teri shakal bhi dekhi
toh hum Tera woh hashr karenge
ki tu maut ko tarsega
aur maut tujhe naseeb nahi hogi
aur phir main use chhod diya
meera aankhein faade mujhe dekh rahi thi
main uski taraf dekha
aur uske sar ke baal jo uske chehre pe aarahe the
use main ek side kar diya
aur phir main behosh hoke uske upar gid gaya
meera ke munh se bas yahi nikla
karan....
Devil hunter123
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