Incest Badlapur (ek larke ki kahani)
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Update 17
Ek naye sawera ke sath nayi suruwat ho rhi thi. Aaj ka din itwar tha to college ki chhuti thi to sabhi subah ke apne kaam me lage the karan tha. Aaj sabhi ko ek surprise milne wala tha. Shubham ke kahe anushar sabhi apne kaam me vayst the wahi hira or samrat kuch sudhar se gaye the bache ke naam se or apne pita ke kaam ko sahi dhang se kar rhe the unke gair maujudgi me jisse sukhiram achambhit the. Kyuki agar ghora ghass se dosti karega to khaega kya. Sukhiram apne maan me kai vichar late or phir usse taal dete haar baar koi naya vichar aata par wo maan ko yhi kahte "nhi nhi dono sudhar gaye h" par unke maan me kahi na kahi saak bana tha.
Wahi shubham or sohan bache kaam ko pura karne purane ghar aaye aaj unhone main darwaja hi badal diya. Bahar ke darwaje pe tala maar diya or uska entry picche se kiya jaha koi aata jata nhi tha. Ab wo ghar nhi ek khufia aada baan chuka tha jaha andar ki awaj bahar nhi jaa skti thi. Sohan kaam karke apne ghar gaya or shubham uss room me gaya jaha lala or kari thi undono ke halat dekh hass raha tha.
"To laila majnu purana pyaar phirse paa liya" kari shubham ko dekhte hi besharmo ki taraf choot faila ke bulane lagi par shubham uspe dhyan na de ye kah ke nikal gaya "jab taak tu sare gaon walo se maafi mangne ko raji nhi hote tab tak mai tujhe yhi rakhunga or tu (kari ko) tujhe to naak na ragar waya to mai bhi ek baap ka nhi" shubham purani baato pe gussa hote hue bola or nikal gaya.
Shubham abhi kashrat kar raha tha tabhi dono saanp aa gaye or bare pyaar se "suna h tu bazar ja raha h"
Me- ha to kya kaam h.
Hira- k..ku..kuch nhi kaam to kuch nhi tha.
Samrat- wo hamare kapre nhi h to jaa rahe hoto laa dena.
Me- thik h la dunga apna naap bata dena.
Hira- jaisa tera h waisa hi to humdono ka h.
Me- acha thik h mai la dunga phir ye matt bolna ki bara hota h.
Samrat- tu khud dekh lena naap hame pata nhi h.
Me- hmm... Or koi kaam
Hira- nhi chal samrat khet me pani dene h.
Shubham iss umeed me tha ki ye dono apni bibi ke liye bhi kuch lane ko bole par inko to apni pari thi. Khair ab shubham ka kasrat ho gaya tha to wo nahane gaya yaha koi bahar nahane ka jagah nhi tha yaha sab kamre bathroom tha to shubham ussi me nahane gaya or idhar uske room me koi aaya darwaja laga diya.
Shubham naha kar bahar aaya or cupboard ko khola tha ki uske sarir pe kisi ka hath laga or usse dhakelte hue bed pe patak diya uske sath hi uske hoth ko jakar liya. "Uuummmm..... Uuummmm...." Shubham pahle to virodh kiya par baad me jab usse hoth chusne me maja aane laga to or jakar ke hoth chusne laga ankhe band kiye usse abhi taak pata nhi tha kon h.
Jab sanse ukharne lagi to dono alag hue alag hote hi abhi saas me saas aai hi nhi thi ki "tum... T..tum yaha or ye kya mtlb ye sab kya h" itraate hue "wahi h jo kab se chaah rhi thi magar tum bhabhi ke alawa dhyan hi kaha dete ho"
Me- mtlb kya h dhyan nhi dete ho neelam ye thik nhi h uumm.... chhoro mujhe kaha na chhoro.
Neelam- nhi chhorungi mai un sab me se nhi jo pyaar na milne pe rote rahu mai chiin kar apne pyaar ka haak lungi.
Me- achha mai nhi krta to.
Neelam- bol dungi bapu ko mai bhi pet se hu.
Me- ankhe bari bari) kya? Ye kya bakwash h.
Neelam- bakwash nhi h mai kah skti hu.
Me- pagal ho kya sochenge log.
Neelam- kuch nhi waise bhi tumhari maa mooh boli bahan thi bapu ki to mera maan ab bapu ki bahan ke bete ko kya banau.
Me- tu sudhar ja nhi to...
Neelam- nhi to kya ummm.... Kya.
Me- kuch nhi pahle nikalo mujhe kapre pahane h.
Neelam- nhi mai nhi jaungi tu mere samne badal.
Me- jati h ya nhi chal nikal.
Neelam- aaj nikala h na ek din mai iska badla lungi.
Neelam gusse se gyi phir seedhi se neeche utarte hue mushkarane lagi. "Bachu tu smjhta h pari ke baare me sab jante h tujhe nhi pata tere pichhe kon lagi h. Wo pari ko bhi hata degi magar mai aisa hone nhi dungi bass uske liye tu maan ja to pari bhi surakshit h. Aaj mai tujhe yhi batane aai par tune mera mood kharab kar diya ab khud handel kar." Neelam maan me sochte hue neeche aai or bhabhiyo ki madad karne lagi or kuch deer me sab neeche baith kar khana khane me lage the dinning table hote hue bhi.
Nasta sabka hua to shubham sabko taiyaar hone bola or khud aram se nind lene chala gaya karib ek ghante baad uski neend tuti to fresh hoke neeche aaya or sabko bulaya to bola gaya "ruko 5min" ab ye 5min kitna lamba hoga ye to pata hi hoga par ek thi jo taiyaar hoke darwaje ke pass khadi thi or uski halki hari salwar kameej pe jo dupata tha wo baar baar darwaje pe lag raha tha usse dekh shubham smjh gaya kon h to wo chupke se waha pahucha or jorse "hhhhhooouuu" itna jor ka awaj tha ki bahar khari pari daar se girne lagi to shubham usse tham liya.
Pari- ahahahah..... Aisa koi krta h bhala jaan hi nikal dete.
Me- jaan kaise nikalta wo to mere pass h na.
Pari- very funny.
Me- andar aao
Pari- nahi.
Me- kyu
Pari- aise hi chalo na dekho baag me kitne phool h idhar hi ghumte h.
Baat ko badalte hue shubham ko leke baag me aa gyi or dono waha ke phulo ko dekhne lage tab shubham ko kuch sujhe or usme apne mobile ke camere se photo click karne laga jab taak ye log click krte h humlog kahi se ghum kar aate h.
Admi 1 ka ghar.
Aurat1- chhote tumne kaha tha tumhara plan success ho jayega to abhi taak hua kyu nhi abhi taak koi dhamaka nhi hua h.
Aurat2- aree inke baat pe vishwash krti rahogi to kuch nhi hoga. Ye to naye police ke aane se daar gye h.
Admi1- tum chup raho tumhe pata h wo naya dc kiska beta h.
Aurat1- kisika bhi beta ho tumhe kyaa daar tumhe pata hai na hamare yaha sab police wale saar jhukate h.
Admi1- ha jhukate h par ek tha jo jhukana to duur sar jhukwa jrur diya h mera.
Aurat1- wo to kabka retair ho gaya h na.
Admi1- retair ho gaya par uska beta to reatair nhi hua h na ye ussi ka beta h.
Aurat1- hihihihihi.... Ooo to minister sahab pairwi kar hi liye.
Admi1- minister pairwi mtlb.
Aurat1- dc amit kumar naam h na naye police waale ka.
Admi1- ha.
Aurat1- dc amit kumar law minister ka beta h.
Admi1- kya wo police wala law minister h.
Aurat1- ha or tumhe darne ki jrurat nhi hamne sara file close karwa diya h tumhare khilaf jo tha to tumhe ab darne ki jrurat nhi bass tumhe jo kaam boli hu wo jldi se jldi karo kyuki mujhe ab iss company ki malkin bana h.
Madhupur
Abhi sabkoi bahar aa ke jeep me baith gaye or jeep chal pari sahar. Abhi jeep darwaje ke bahar kadam hi rakhi ki shikha bhi aa gyi. "Suna h sahar jaa rahe ho mujhe bhi jana h wo maa ji hospital me h na" neelam shikha ko dekh ke chidh gyi kyuki wo kapre hi aisi pahni thi par kajal bhabhi jo shikha ki saheli h wo kaha apni saheli ko kaise chhorti to wo usse apne sath bitha li.
Jeep kuch 30min me baare se building ke neeche lagi thi. Sabhi car se utaar gye or guard ko chabhi deke shubham nikal gaya sabko leke uss building ke andar aa gaya.
Ye abhi kuch mahine pahle khula mall tha jaha ye log aaye the. Sabhi jab andar gyi to ankho ka chamak bata raha tha janat me aa gaye h. Par abhi intjaar me thi shubham kuch kahe tab hi jana h. "Dekh na hi h ya phir kharidna h jo chache kharido jitna khridna h kharido"
Kharidna sabad nikala ki sab ek ek kapre ko chhun chuun kar dekhne lagi ab shubham ko koi kaam nhi bacha kyuki sab apne me magan thi to shubham waha se bahar aake ek call ghumaya or phir wahi soda ka bottle gatakte hue intjaar karne laga. Tabhi waha wo guard aaya jisse parking ki chabhi di thi park karne ko.
Guard- sab aapki gari ko ek banda le gaya or ye chabhi dene aapko bola.
Me- mtlb.
Guard- aap khud dekh lijiye.
Me- chalo.
Dono parking area me aaye to waha jeep ke jagah scarpio laga tha. Shubham chabhi leke jab driver seat khola to ek jorr ka hug mila ye dekh guard daar gaya. Usse laga koi bhoot h kala sheesha tha to andar ka kuch dikha nhi.
Me- asma tum ye kya h or tumne batya kyu nhi tum yhi ho. (Ishare se guard ko jane ko bol diya)
Asma- hihihihihi.... Surprise jo dena tha kaisi lagi meri pasand.
Me- achhi h par h to tumhari na.
Asma- nhi ye tumhari khud ki kamai ki h jo tumne uss din madad kiye the company ko ussi ka return gift h.
Me- mai kya madad kiya wo to mujhe laga isliye bata diya.
Asma- wahi to achhe achhe ko smjh nhi aa raha tha or waha tum aise hi ek chhoti sii example se sabhi ko sahi disha dikha diye.
Me- isme konsi bari baat h.
Asma- mere liye bahut bari baat h.
Me- thik h baad me jo bolna ho bolna pahle shopping karlo.
Asma- maan nhi h.
Me- bhabhi bhi aai h.
Asma- kaha h mujhe bhi shoping karni h.
Me- hihihihi.... Chalo.
Phir dono parking se baat krte hue dukan me ghushi phir jo sabne pakra shubham ko ki usse jane me nhi bana. Wo waha se jane ke liye kai bahane kiya par koi sune to na neelam issi ka faida utha ke usse pet ko jorse dabaye thi. Ab pakar me to aa nhi skta tha.
Phir sabhi koi apne kapre shubham se approval kara ke final karne laga fir jab sabka final hua to sab dusre section me gyi mtlb garments jaha shubham ko nhi le jane pe dono bhabhiyo ko ton mara "bhabhi yaha bhi koi help chahiye" dono koi hath se pitne ka ishara dikhai or chalti bani.
Fir shubham ek salesman ko pakra fir usse height or size bataya to uske naap se kapre dikhaya to shubham har size se do do set liya pure 8 set ho gaye. Ussi se puchh kar shubham salesgirl ke pass gaya waha se do sariya li uske baad "mere ek kaam h aap kar denge"
Salesgirl- ji kahiye.
Me- baat thora privet h.
Salesgirl- kahiye to
Me- mujhe na apni bibi ke liye bra panty leni h.
Ab salesgirl shubham ko upar se lekar neeche taak aise dekhi jaise usse khaa jayegi.
Me- aap rahne dijiye mujhe nhi lena h.
Salesgirl- nhi nhi sir laa kar dikhati hu na aap size bataiye.
Me- dikhana nhi h aap pack kar dijiye or size ha wo dekhiye wo dono h na(kajal mamta ki or ishara krte hue) unke size ke anushar.
Ab to salesgirl sach me gusse se dekhne lagi par wo kuch kar nhi skti thi. To andar gussa or bahar mushkan liye "sir desing me lena pasand karenge" dant peeshte hue puchhi.
Me- ji ha har design se dono ke size ke anushar leke aaiye.
Salesgirl- ji sir (maan me) sala tharki. Kah kaise raha h bibi ke liye lena h umar se bacha lagta h or bibi ke liye lena h.
Salesgirl maan me galiya deti hui dono ko dekh kar jo naap usse pata chala uss hisab se pack karke le aai "sir dono ke naap se alag alag design me 4 h jo hamne de diya or kuch sir" firse dant peeshte hue magar iss baar ankhe kuch or kah rhi thi.
Me- ji nhi aap bill banwa dijiye iska or counter pe hi rakhwa dijiyega.
Shubham itna bol ke ek side baithne ko hua ki pari aai or usse leke uparwale maale pe leke gayi "kaha bhaga ke le jaa rhi ho" pari itrate hue "maan to bahut h bhaga ke kahi duur le jau par tumbre bina kai log ji nhi sakte to aisa kar nhi skti" itna kahte hue ek kiss dedi or shubham ke liye kapre lene lagi iss beech wo salesgirl pari or shubham ko ek sath dekh kar uske pichhe pichhe upar aai ye dekhne ki kya karne le jaa raha h "tharki".
Dono sabse last wale counter pe the or upar section me bheer bhi tha to salesgirl ko dikhe nhi dono to wo idhar udhar dhundhne lagi bahut dhundhne pe bhi nhi mili to sab counter pe ja ja ke dekhne lagi phir jaise hi shubham ke counter ke pass pahuchi to waha sirf shubham tha pari neeche jaa chukit thi "wo lrki kaha h" shubham ko apne taraf khich kar.
Me- kon lrki.
Salesgirl- wahi jo tumhare sath upar aai.
Me- upar aai kon mere sath koi upar nhi aai.
Salesgirl- aai thi salwar kameej pahme lrkit thi.
Me- wo..... Pata nhi kaha gyi. (Kuch deer soch kar bola or waha se jane laga)
Salesgirl- hatb pakar ke) wo lrki kaha gyi bataoo nhi to mai shoor macha dungi tum kaise insan ho.
Me- kaisa hu bataoo.
Salesgirl- tum aise nhi manoge tumhe to police hi dekhegi ruko.
Me- jao bolo police ko.
Phir salesgirl wahi phone se kahi call ki idhar shubham tab taak bill banwane laga or sabhi bahar jaa chuki thi nayi gari dekhne. Shubham jab bill ka sara paisa pay kar diya or nikalne laga tab salesgirl ki najar pari tab tak shubham parking area me jaa chuka tha or salesgirl hath malti raah gyi.
Mamta- uss din jo humlog dukan gaye the wo inhi ka tha na.
Shubham sar haa me hila diya to "kiss din ki baat kar rhi h"
Me- wo jab dr ke pass laya tha tab.
Asma- achha wo dukan wo ab band kar diya hamne uske jagah ab ye jo aa gaya h.
Neelam- mujhe bhookh lagi h aap log ka ho gaya hoto chale plzzz.....
Me- haa chal bhukhad.
Neelam- tune bhukhad bola ruk tujhe to mai.
Shubham phatak se drive seat pe baith gaya or darwaja pack kar diya.
Neelam- khol khol aree kholna (kah ke rone lagi)
Shubham rota dekh darwaja khol diya to neelam uske god me baith gyi. " Ab mai yhi baithungi chal jldi chal kisi hotel me" neelam ke aise bartaw se sab hasne lage.
Me- aise kaise chalau hatt na bagal me baith.
Neelam- na ekdum na mai nhi hatt ti ab tu aise hi chala.
Kajal- ab chalo bhi tum dono ka jhagra kabhi khatam hoga bhi ya nhi. Or isse chherne se pahle sochna chahiye tha na ab aise hi chalao.
Shubham kya karta waise hi chalate hue chal diye or ek hotel ke pass jake khana khaya uske baad waha se sidhha gaon aa gaya. Or asma ko uski car lene aa gyi shubham ko iss wade se jane mila ki shubham ek hafta rahega asma ke pass.
Shubham ghar aane ke baad sabse pahle mama ke pass gaya jo aa chuke the. Unko kapre diya dhoti or kameej jo bari na nukur ke baad liye wahi hira or kamal ke jo set laye gye the Usse wo pahan ke dekha pura fit aa raha tha. Wo log apne kapre janch kar apne kaam me lag gaye phir shubham alne yaar ke ghar aaya.
Me- sohan sohan
Shubham bahar se sohan sohan chilla raha tha or sohan h ki apne dhoon me laga tha mtlb alni maa chod raha tha. "Aaahhh... Beta aaaahhh..... Or tejj kar aaahhh... Sale bharwe madharchod or jorse karna aaahhh.... Aaahhh...." Shubham ko jab ye awaj kaan me aai to smjh gaya or wahi bahar charpai pe baith gaya or mobile chalane laga.
Kuch deer baad jab sohan bahar aaya to "tu kab aaya"
Me- jab tu apni maa ki choot me tha. Bhsd ke darwaja band nhi kar skta tha koi or aa jata to.
Savita- koi or kon aata tumhare siway. (Sari siharte hue sohan ki awaj soon kar bahar aai thi)
Me- ye le kapre dono ke liye h or kuch chahiye hoto bol dena mai chalta hu.
Shubham ko aisa jata dekh "kaha ja raha h rukna sath chalte h"
Me- chal jldi mujhe bahut kaam h.
Savita- mera baat se gussa h to maaf karde par aise matt kahh.
Me- mai kisi se gussa nhi sohan tu chal raha h ya mai jau.
Sohan- tu yhi rukk mai aata hu bahar se kuch saman lana h.
Me- chal mai sath chalta hu.
Sohan- tu yhi baith na mai aata hu.
Sohan itna kahte hue ghar se bahar nikal ke chala gaya savite ke ishare ke anushar.
Savita- darwaja band karte hue) itna gussa kyu krta h akhir tu bhi to mere sarir ko dekh chuka h or naao bhi chuka h.
Me- darwaja kyu band ki.
Savita- ab malik ghar padhare h to darwaja band karna to banta hi h na. (Itna kahte hue pahne kapre utarne lagi)
Me- darwaja khol or ye kapre kyu utaar rhi h.
Savita- tum nhi jante kya.
Me- sali randi chal kapre pahan pahan jldi kapre nhi to abhi teri gand ke jlti lkri daal dunga.
Savita ka gardan pakar ke bola to savita daar se kapre pahan li. "Tere bete ko uss din bachana hi nhi tha sali randi chudti to aise h jaise ki bajaru h or kahne se randiyo wali harkat krti h" ab savita ko smjh aaya ki usse glti kya hui h.
Savita- aage se dhyan rakhungi par wo baate yaad matt dilaoo ussemai bhool chuki hu.
Me- tu bool chuki h. To waisi glti phir kyu pahle tere glri ke wajah se sohan uss din kuee me dubta or aaj agar mere jagah koi or hota to tera to khal khichta hi khichta sohan ka bhi khichata.
Savita- nahi nahi aage se dhyan rakhungi ab to chhor de.
Me- dhyan rakhiyo kaheki wo mera dost h or dost ke liye apna jaan bhi hajir h.
Savita- ha ha dhyan rakhungi.
Me- chal chalta hu kaha bheji h usse.
Savita- bare malik ke pass. (Hoth kat te hue boli)
Me- abhi bhi teri garmi nhi utri h.
Savita- na utaar de.
Me- phir kabhi tere bete ko bhej raha hu naap dekhwa liyo.
Shubham itna bolke nikal gaya ramakant ji ke pass or waha se phir ghar. Idhar shubham ka befikra tha or udhar sahar me police usse khoj rhi thi karan iska to pata nhi chaliye dekhte h.
Salesgirl- sir wo abhi abhi nikala h.
Inspector tha naam laal singh jisse salesgirl bol rhi thi. Bari achambhe ki baat h police jldi aa gayi thi aisakya bola tha salesgirl ne.
Laal singh- tumne jo photo bheja tha wahi lrka tha ye tum confirm ho.
Salesgirl- yes sir wahi tha.
Laal singh- thik h mujhe yaha ka cctv footage dikhao.
Salesgirl- aaiye.
Salesgirl ye saare kaam khud dekh rhi thi jab ki usse manegar ko jankari deni chahiye thi jo ki woa bhi taak di nhi upar se mall ko khule kuch din hue or police ye baat jaise hi maneger taak pahuchi aana fanan me wo security room pahucha jaha laal singh or salesgirl dono ikathe shubham ke entry se leke exit taak dekh rahe the. Maneger jab shubham ko asma ke sath dekha or ussi wakt "sir ye dekho isne ek or lrki ko laya par" abhi wo par boli ki maneger ki boli se shant ho gyi.
Maneger- ye behudgi h tumhe pata h tum kya kahne jaa rhi ho.
Laal singh- tu kon h ree nikal yaha se.
Laal singh jaise koi proof ikatha karne me juta tha or wo jab asma ko dekha to ek alag hi chamak aa gyi uske chehre pe. Idhar manegar gusse "mujhse tu tarak me baat karne se pahle yaha baat karo" phone pe koi minister tha. Jiske sudha vachan soon ke laal singh gusse se aankh dikhate hue bahar aa gaya "ab bakre ki amma kab taak khair manayegi" bahar aane pe ye baate bhunbhunate hue apne thane chala gaya.
Manegar- tumhe kisne bola police bulane ko.
Salesgirl- sir wo lrka uss lrki....
Manegar- pata h tumhe wo lrke ke sath jo lrki dikhi kon h.
Salesgirl- no sir.
Manegar- wo iss mall ke malik ki boss h smjhi and you are fire.
Salesgirl- no sir sorry sir one chance sir you know my house condition plzz sir.
Naukri jate sab hindi bolte h or ye madam english jhar rhi h. Par manegar bhi thora soft dil ka tha to usne bhi ek shrt rakh di.
Manegar- ek chance chahiye tumhe to jiake khilaf tumne police bulaya usse iss paper pe sign leke aao ya phir uss madam se tabhi tumhara yaha join hoga par uske baad ainda mere ko khabar kiye aise kadam uthai to no more chane i will give.
Idharsharto ka daur chal raha tha udhar laal singh kuch or kaam me jutt gaya wo ab taak shubham ke baare me jankari le chuka tha. Ab jane ki jrurat thi jaha ka address usse mila tha or waha ke liye kuch admi wo bhej chuka tha.
Ek naye sawera ke sath nayi suruwat ho rhi thi. Aaj ka din itwar tha to college ki chhuti thi to sabhi subah ke apne kaam me lage the karan tha. Aaj sabhi ko ek surprise milne wala tha. Shubham ke kahe anushar sabhi apne kaam me vayst the wahi hira or samrat kuch sudhar se gaye the bache ke naam se or apne pita ke kaam ko sahi dhang se kar rhe the unke gair maujudgi me jisse sukhiram achambhit the. Kyuki agar ghora ghass se dosti karega to khaega kya. Sukhiram apne maan me kai vichar late or phir usse taal dete haar baar koi naya vichar aata par wo maan ko yhi kahte "nhi nhi dono sudhar gaye h" par unke maan me kahi na kahi saak bana tha.
Wahi shubham or sohan bache kaam ko pura karne purane ghar aaye aaj unhone main darwaja hi badal diya. Bahar ke darwaje pe tala maar diya or uska entry picche se kiya jaha koi aata jata nhi tha. Ab wo ghar nhi ek khufia aada baan chuka tha jaha andar ki awaj bahar nhi jaa skti thi. Sohan kaam karke apne ghar gaya or shubham uss room me gaya jaha lala or kari thi undono ke halat dekh hass raha tha.
"To laila majnu purana pyaar phirse paa liya" kari shubham ko dekhte hi besharmo ki taraf choot faila ke bulane lagi par shubham uspe dhyan na de ye kah ke nikal gaya "jab taak tu sare gaon walo se maafi mangne ko raji nhi hote tab tak mai tujhe yhi rakhunga or tu (kari ko) tujhe to naak na ragar waya to mai bhi ek baap ka nhi" shubham purani baato pe gussa hote hue bola or nikal gaya.
Shubham abhi kashrat kar raha tha tabhi dono saanp aa gaye or bare pyaar se "suna h tu bazar ja raha h"
Me- ha to kya kaam h.
Hira- k..ku..kuch nhi kaam to kuch nhi tha.
Samrat- wo hamare kapre nhi h to jaa rahe hoto laa dena.
Me- thik h la dunga apna naap bata dena.
Hira- jaisa tera h waisa hi to humdono ka h.
Me- acha thik h mai la dunga phir ye matt bolna ki bara hota h.
Samrat- tu khud dekh lena naap hame pata nhi h.
Me- hmm... Or koi kaam
Hira- nhi chal samrat khet me pani dene h.
Shubham iss umeed me tha ki ye dono apni bibi ke liye bhi kuch lane ko bole par inko to apni pari thi. Khair ab shubham ka kasrat ho gaya tha to wo nahane gaya yaha koi bahar nahane ka jagah nhi tha yaha sab kamre bathroom tha to shubham ussi me nahane gaya or idhar uske room me koi aaya darwaja laga diya.
Shubham naha kar bahar aaya or cupboard ko khola tha ki uske sarir pe kisi ka hath laga or usse dhakelte hue bed pe patak diya uske sath hi uske hoth ko jakar liya. "Uuummmm..... Uuummmm...." Shubham pahle to virodh kiya par baad me jab usse hoth chusne me maja aane laga to or jakar ke hoth chusne laga ankhe band kiye usse abhi taak pata nhi tha kon h.
Jab sanse ukharne lagi to dono alag hue alag hote hi abhi saas me saas aai hi nhi thi ki "tum... T..tum yaha or ye kya mtlb ye sab kya h" itraate hue "wahi h jo kab se chaah rhi thi magar tum bhabhi ke alawa dhyan hi kaha dete ho"
Me- mtlb kya h dhyan nhi dete ho neelam ye thik nhi h uumm.... chhoro mujhe kaha na chhoro.
Neelam- nhi chhorungi mai un sab me se nhi jo pyaar na milne pe rote rahu mai chiin kar apne pyaar ka haak lungi.
Me- achha mai nhi krta to.
Neelam- bol dungi bapu ko mai bhi pet se hu.
Me- ankhe bari bari) kya? Ye kya bakwash h.
Neelam- bakwash nhi h mai kah skti hu.
Me- pagal ho kya sochenge log.
Neelam- kuch nhi waise bhi tumhari maa mooh boli bahan thi bapu ki to mera maan ab bapu ki bahan ke bete ko kya banau.
Me- tu sudhar ja nhi to...
Neelam- nhi to kya ummm.... Kya.
Me- kuch nhi pahle nikalo mujhe kapre pahane h.
Neelam- nhi mai nhi jaungi tu mere samne badal.
Me- jati h ya nhi chal nikal.
Neelam- aaj nikala h na ek din mai iska badla lungi.
Neelam gusse se gyi phir seedhi se neeche utarte hue mushkarane lagi. "Bachu tu smjhta h pari ke baare me sab jante h tujhe nhi pata tere pichhe kon lagi h. Wo pari ko bhi hata degi magar mai aisa hone nhi dungi bass uske liye tu maan ja to pari bhi surakshit h. Aaj mai tujhe yhi batane aai par tune mera mood kharab kar diya ab khud handel kar." Neelam maan me sochte hue neeche aai or bhabhiyo ki madad karne lagi or kuch deer me sab neeche baith kar khana khane me lage the dinning table hote hue bhi.
Nasta sabka hua to shubham sabko taiyaar hone bola or khud aram se nind lene chala gaya karib ek ghante baad uski neend tuti to fresh hoke neeche aaya or sabko bulaya to bola gaya "ruko 5min" ab ye 5min kitna lamba hoga ye to pata hi hoga par ek thi jo taiyaar hoke darwaje ke pass khadi thi or uski halki hari salwar kameej pe jo dupata tha wo baar baar darwaje pe lag raha tha usse dekh shubham smjh gaya kon h to wo chupke se waha pahucha or jorse "hhhhhooouuu" itna jor ka awaj tha ki bahar khari pari daar se girne lagi to shubham usse tham liya.
Pari- ahahahah..... Aisa koi krta h bhala jaan hi nikal dete.
Me- jaan kaise nikalta wo to mere pass h na.
Pari- very funny.
Me- andar aao
Pari- nahi.
Me- kyu
Pari- aise hi chalo na dekho baag me kitne phool h idhar hi ghumte h.
Baat ko badalte hue shubham ko leke baag me aa gyi or dono waha ke phulo ko dekhne lage tab shubham ko kuch sujhe or usme apne mobile ke camere se photo click karne laga jab taak ye log click krte h humlog kahi se ghum kar aate h.
Admi 1 ka ghar.
Aurat1- chhote tumne kaha tha tumhara plan success ho jayega to abhi taak hua kyu nhi abhi taak koi dhamaka nhi hua h.
Aurat2- aree inke baat pe vishwash krti rahogi to kuch nhi hoga. Ye to naye police ke aane se daar gye h.
Admi1- tum chup raho tumhe pata h wo naya dc kiska beta h.
Aurat1- kisika bhi beta ho tumhe kyaa daar tumhe pata hai na hamare yaha sab police wale saar jhukate h.
Admi1- ha jhukate h par ek tha jo jhukana to duur sar jhukwa jrur diya h mera.
Aurat1- wo to kabka retair ho gaya h na.
Admi1- retair ho gaya par uska beta to reatair nhi hua h na ye ussi ka beta h.
Aurat1- hihihihihi.... Ooo to minister sahab pairwi kar hi liye.
Admi1- minister pairwi mtlb.
Aurat1- dc amit kumar naam h na naye police waale ka.
Admi1- ha.
Aurat1- dc amit kumar law minister ka beta h.
Admi1- kya wo police wala law minister h.
Aurat1- ha or tumhe darne ki jrurat nhi hamne sara file close karwa diya h tumhare khilaf jo tha to tumhe ab darne ki jrurat nhi bass tumhe jo kaam boli hu wo jldi se jldi karo kyuki mujhe ab iss company ki malkin bana h.
Madhupur
Abhi sabkoi bahar aa ke jeep me baith gaye or jeep chal pari sahar. Abhi jeep darwaje ke bahar kadam hi rakhi ki shikha bhi aa gyi. "Suna h sahar jaa rahe ho mujhe bhi jana h wo maa ji hospital me h na" neelam shikha ko dekh ke chidh gyi kyuki wo kapre hi aisi pahni thi par kajal bhabhi jo shikha ki saheli h wo kaha apni saheli ko kaise chhorti to wo usse apne sath bitha li.
Jeep kuch 30min me baare se building ke neeche lagi thi. Sabhi car se utaar gye or guard ko chabhi deke shubham nikal gaya sabko leke uss building ke andar aa gaya.
Ye abhi kuch mahine pahle khula mall tha jaha ye log aaye the. Sabhi jab andar gyi to ankho ka chamak bata raha tha janat me aa gaye h. Par abhi intjaar me thi shubham kuch kahe tab hi jana h. "Dekh na hi h ya phir kharidna h jo chache kharido jitna khridna h kharido"
Kharidna sabad nikala ki sab ek ek kapre ko chhun chuun kar dekhne lagi ab shubham ko koi kaam nhi bacha kyuki sab apne me magan thi to shubham waha se bahar aake ek call ghumaya or phir wahi soda ka bottle gatakte hue intjaar karne laga. Tabhi waha wo guard aaya jisse parking ki chabhi di thi park karne ko.
Guard- sab aapki gari ko ek banda le gaya or ye chabhi dene aapko bola.
Me- mtlb.
Guard- aap khud dekh lijiye.
Me- chalo.
Dono parking area me aaye to waha jeep ke jagah scarpio laga tha. Shubham chabhi leke jab driver seat khola to ek jorr ka hug mila ye dekh guard daar gaya. Usse laga koi bhoot h kala sheesha tha to andar ka kuch dikha nhi.
Me- asma tum ye kya h or tumne batya kyu nhi tum yhi ho. (Ishare se guard ko jane ko bol diya)
Asma- hihihihihi.... Surprise jo dena tha kaisi lagi meri pasand.
Me- achhi h par h to tumhari na.
Asma- nhi ye tumhari khud ki kamai ki h jo tumne uss din madad kiye the company ko ussi ka return gift h.
Me- mai kya madad kiya wo to mujhe laga isliye bata diya.
Asma- wahi to achhe achhe ko smjh nhi aa raha tha or waha tum aise hi ek chhoti sii example se sabhi ko sahi disha dikha diye.
Me- isme konsi bari baat h.
Asma- mere liye bahut bari baat h.
Me- thik h baad me jo bolna ho bolna pahle shopping karlo.
Asma- maan nhi h.
Me- bhabhi bhi aai h.
Asma- kaha h mujhe bhi shoping karni h.
Me- hihihihi.... Chalo.
Phir dono parking se baat krte hue dukan me ghushi phir jo sabne pakra shubham ko ki usse jane me nhi bana. Wo waha se jane ke liye kai bahane kiya par koi sune to na neelam issi ka faida utha ke usse pet ko jorse dabaye thi. Ab pakar me to aa nhi skta tha.
Phir sabhi koi apne kapre shubham se approval kara ke final karne laga fir jab sabka final hua to sab dusre section me gyi mtlb garments jaha shubham ko nhi le jane pe dono bhabhiyo ko ton mara "bhabhi yaha bhi koi help chahiye" dono koi hath se pitne ka ishara dikhai or chalti bani.
Fir shubham ek salesman ko pakra fir usse height or size bataya to uske naap se kapre dikhaya to shubham har size se do do set liya pure 8 set ho gaye. Ussi se puchh kar shubham salesgirl ke pass gaya waha se do sariya li uske baad "mere ek kaam h aap kar denge"
Salesgirl- ji kahiye.
Me- baat thora privet h.
Salesgirl- kahiye to
Me- mujhe na apni bibi ke liye bra panty leni h.
Ab salesgirl shubham ko upar se lekar neeche taak aise dekhi jaise usse khaa jayegi.
Me- aap rahne dijiye mujhe nhi lena h.
Salesgirl- nhi nhi sir laa kar dikhati hu na aap size bataiye.
Me- dikhana nhi h aap pack kar dijiye or size ha wo dekhiye wo dono h na(kajal mamta ki or ishara krte hue) unke size ke anushar.
Ab to salesgirl sach me gusse se dekhne lagi par wo kuch kar nhi skti thi. To andar gussa or bahar mushkan liye "sir desing me lena pasand karenge" dant peeshte hue puchhi.
Me- ji ha har design se dono ke size ke anushar leke aaiye.
Salesgirl- ji sir (maan me) sala tharki. Kah kaise raha h bibi ke liye lena h umar se bacha lagta h or bibi ke liye lena h.
Salesgirl maan me galiya deti hui dono ko dekh kar jo naap usse pata chala uss hisab se pack karke le aai "sir dono ke naap se alag alag design me 4 h jo hamne de diya or kuch sir" firse dant peeshte hue magar iss baar ankhe kuch or kah rhi thi.
Me- ji nhi aap bill banwa dijiye iska or counter pe hi rakhwa dijiyega.
Shubham itna bol ke ek side baithne ko hua ki pari aai or usse leke uparwale maale pe leke gayi "kaha bhaga ke le jaa rhi ho" pari itrate hue "maan to bahut h bhaga ke kahi duur le jau par tumbre bina kai log ji nhi sakte to aisa kar nhi skti" itna kahte hue ek kiss dedi or shubham ke liye kapre lene lagi iss beech wo salesgirl pari or shubham ko ek sath dekh kar uske pichhe pichhe upar aai ye dekhne ki kya karne le jaa raha h "tharki".
Dono sabse last wale counter pe the or upar section me bheer bhi tha to salesgirl ko dikhe nhi dono to wo idhar udhar dhundhne lagi bahut dhundhne pe bhi nhi mili to sab counter pe ja ja ke dekhne lagi phir jaise hi shubham ke counter ke pass pahuchi to waha sirf shubham tha pari neeche jaa chukit thi "wo lrki kaha h" shubham ko apne taraf khich kar.
Me- kon lrki.
Salesgirl- wahi jo tumhare sath upar aai.
Me- upar aai kon mere sath koi upar nhi aai.
Salesgirl- aai thi salwar kameej pahme lrkit thi.
Me- wo..... Pata nhi kaha gyi. (Kuch deer soch kar bola or waha se jane laga)
Salesgirl- hatb pakar ke) wo lrki kaha gyi bataoo nhi to mai shoor macha dungi tum kaise insan ho.
Me- kaisa hu bataoo.
Salesgirl- tum aise nhi manoge tumhe to police hi dekhegi ruko.
Me- jao bolo police ko.
Phir salesgirl wahi phone se kahi call ki idhar shubham tab taak bill banwane laga or sabhi bahar jaa chuki thi nayi gari dekhne. Shubham jab bill ka sara paisa pay kar diya or nikalne laga tab salesgirl ki najar pari tab tak shubham parking area me jaa chuka tha or salesgirl hath malti raah gyi.
Mamta- uss din jo humlog dukan gaye the wo inhi ka tha na.
Shubham sar haa me hila diya to "kiss din ki baat kar rhi h"
Me- wo jab dr ke pass laya tha tab.
Asma- achha wo dukan wo ab band kar diya hamne uske jagah ab ye jo aa gaya h.
Neelam- mujhe bhookh lagi h aap log ka ho gaya hoto chale plzzz.....
Me- haa chal bhukhad.
Neelam- tune bhukhad bola ruk tujhe to mai.
Shubham phatak se drive seat pe baith gaya or darwaja pack kar diya.
Neelam- khol khol aree kholna (kah ke rone lagi)
Shubham rota dekh darwaja khol diya to neelam uske god me baith gyi. " Ab mai yhi baithungi chal jldi chal kisi hotel me" neelam ke aise bartaw se sab hasne lage.
Me- aise kaise chalau hatt na bagal me baith.
Neelam- na ekdum na mai nhi hatt ti ab tu aise hi chala.
Kajal- ab chalo bhi tum dono ka jhagra kabhi khatam hoga bhi ya nhi. Or isse chherne se pahle sochna chahiye tha na ab aise hi chalao.
Shubham kya karta waise hi chalate hue chal diye or ek hotel ke pass jake khana khaya uske baad waha se sidhha gaon aa gaya. Or asma ko uski car lene aa gyi shubham ko iss wade se jane mila ki shubham ek hafta rahega asma ke pass.
Shubham ghar aane ke baad sabse pahle mama ke pass gaya jo aa chuke the. Unko kapre diya dhoti or kameej jo bari na nukur ke baad liye wahi hira or kamal ke jo set laye gye the Usse wo pahan ke dekha pura fit aa raha tha. Wo log apne kapre janch kar apne kaam me lag gaye phir shubham alne yaar ke ghar aaya.
Me- sohan sohan
Shubham bahar se sohan sohan chilla raha tha or sohan h ki apne dhoon me laga tha mtlb alni maa chod raha tha. "Aaahhh... Beta aaaahhh..... Or tejj kar aaahhh... Sale bharwe madharchod or jorse karna aaahhh.... Aaahhh...." Shubham ko jab ye awaj kaan me aai to smjh gaya or wahi bahar charpai pe baith gaya or mobile chalane laga.
Kuch deer baad jab sohan bahar aaya to "tu kab aaya"
Me- jab tu apni maa ki choot me tha. Bhsd ke darwaja band nhi kar skta tha koi or aa jata to.
Savita- koi or kon aata tumhare siway. (Sari siharte hue sohan ki awaj soon kar bahar aai thi)
Me- ye le kapre dono ke liye h or kuch chahiye hoto bol dena mai chalta hu.
Shubham ko aisa jata dekh "kaha ja raha h rukna sath chalte h"
Me- chal jldi mujhe bahut kaam h.
Savita- mera baat se gussa h to maaf karde par aise matt kahh.
Me- mai kisi se gussa nhi sohan tu chal raha h ya mai jau.
Sohan- tu yhi rukk mai aata hu bahar se kuch saman lana h.
Me- chal mai sath chalta hu.
Sohan- tu yhi baith na mai aata hu.
Sohan itna kahte hue ghar se bahar nikal ke chala gaya savite ke ishare ke anushar.
Savita- darwaja band karte hue) itna gussa kyu krta h akhir tu bhi to mere sarir ko dekh chuka h or naao bhi chuka h.
Me- darwaja kyu band ki.
Savita- ab malik ghar padhare h to darwaja band karna to banta hi h na. (Itna kahte hue pahne kapre utarne lagi)
Me- darwaja khol or ye kapre kyu utaar rhi h.
Savita- tum nhi jante kya.
Me- sali randi chal kapre pahan pahan jldi kapre nhi to abhi teri gand ke jlti lkri daal dunga.
Savita ka gardan pakar ke bola to savita daar se kapre pahan li. "Tere bete ko uss din bachana hi nhi tha sali randi chudti to aise h jaise ki bajaru h or kahne se randiyo wali harkat krti h" ab savita ko smjh aaya ki usse glti kya hui h.
Savita- aage se dhyan rakhungi par wo baate yaad matt dilaoo ussemai bhool chuki hu.
Me- tu bool chuki h. To waisi glti phir kyu pahle tere glri ke wajah se sohan uss din kuee me dubta or aaj agar mere jagah koi or hota to tera to khal khichta hi khichta sohan ka bhi khichata.
Savita- nahi nahi aage se dhyan rakhungi ab to chhor de.
Me- dhyan rakhiyo kaheki wo mera dost h or dost ke liye apna jaan bhi hajir h.
Savita- ha ha dhyan rakhungi.
Me- chal chalta hu kaha bheji h usse.
Savita- bare malik ke pass. (Hoth kat te hue boli)
Me- abhi bhi teri garmi nhi utri h.
Savita- na utaar de.
Me- phir kabhi tere bete ko bhej raha hu naap dekhwa liyo.
Shubham itna bolke nikal gaya ramakant ji ke pass or waha se phir ghar. Idhar shubham ka befikra tha or udhar sahar me police usse khoj rhi thi karan iska to pata nhi chaliye dekhte h.
Salesgirl- sir wo abhi abhi nikala h.
Inspector tha naam laal singh jisse salesgirl bol rhi thi. Bari achambhe ki baat h police jldi aa gayi thi aisakya bola tha salesgirl ne.
Laal singh- tumne jo photo bheja tha wahi lrka tha ye tum confirm ho.
Salesgirl- yes sir wahi tha.
Laal singh- thik h mujhe yaha ka cctv footage dikhao.
Salesgirl- aaiye.
Salesgirl ye saare kaam khud dekh rhi thi jab ki usse manegar ko jankari deni chahiye thi jo ki woa bhi taak di nhi upar se mall ko khule kuch din hue or police ye baat jaise hi maneger taak pahuchi aana fanan me wo security room pahucha jaha laal singh or salesgirl dono ikathe shubham ke entry se leke exit taak dekh rahe the. Maneger jab shubham ko asma ke sath dekha or ussi wakt "sir ye dekho isne ek or lrki ko laya par" abhi wo par boli ki maneger ki boli se shant ho gyi.
Maneger- ye behudgi h tumhe pata h tum kya kahne jaa rhi ho.
Laal singh- tu kon h ree nikal yaha se.
Laal singh jaise koi proof ikatha karne me juta tha or wo jab asma ko dekha to ek alag hi chamak aa gyi uske chehre pe. Idhar manegar gusse "mujhse tu tarak me baat karne se pahle yaha baat karo" phone pe koi minister tha. Jiske sudha vachan soon ke laal singh gusse se aankh dikhate hue bahar aa gaya "ab bakre ki amma kab taak khair manayegi" bahar aane pe ye baate bhunbhunate hue apne thane chala gaya.
Manegar- tumhe kisne bola police bulane ko.
Salesgirl- sir wo lrka uss lrki....
Manegar- pata h tumhe wo lrke ke sath jo lrki dikhi kon h.
Salesgirl- no sir.
Manegar- wo iss mall ke malik ki boss h smjhi and you are fire.
Salesgirl- no sir sorry sir one chance sir you know my house condition plzz sir.
Naukri jate sab hindi bolte h or ye madam english jhar rhi h. Par manegar bhi thora soft dil ka tha to usne bhi ek shrt rakh di.
Manegar- ek chance chahiye tumhe to jiake khilaf tumne police bulaya usse iss paper pe sign leke aao ya phir uss madam se tabhi tumhara yaha join hoga par uske baad ainda mere ko khabar kiye aise kadam uthai to no more chane i will give.
Idharsharto ka daur chal raha tha udhar laal singh kuch or kaam me jutt gaya wo ab taak shubham ke baare me jankari le chuka tha. Ab jane ki jrurat thi jaha ka address usse mila tha or waha ke liye kuch admi wo bhej chuka tha.
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bhut interesting update tha bro ye lal singh kha se aagya ab hero k peche koi purana papii lg rha h sohan ki maa k sth shubham ne sahii kia usko zyada garmi chr rh h control krle hahahahaha aur ab asma kis chez ki bt kr rh th smjh nh aaya ye h k shubham ne usko business m faida dilaya tha ksi trh mgr contact phle ka lg rha h dono ka tb hi itna close hn will be waiting for coming updates , please dete rhna ap
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Laal singh ka aana ka wajah peeche ke update me h.
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ohhh wo jis corrupt ki bt kr rh th Aurat1 wo Lall singh h?
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