Killerpanditji(pandit)
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Nice update broUpdate 4
Bhabhi ke jane ke baad mama ye kahke chale gaye ki pari aaj se yhi rahegi jab tak munim ji aa nhi jate.
Ye soon ke mere maan me ladoo phutne lage or yhi cheez neelam ko bardast nhi hui. "Jyda khush hone ki jrurat nhi h pari tumse milne nhi aa rhi or roj roj milna bhi nhi ab tumhe usse thora dur rahna h nhi to bapu ko sak hua to tumbe kuch nhi bolenge par pari ke pita ka haal hoga wo tum soch lo" neelam ye bol ke haste hue nikal li. Or yaha baitha mai soch me tha "baat to sahi h agar mama ko shak bhi hua to pata nhi kya karenge"
Sohan house.
Sohan- aaaahhhh..... Maaaa.... Aaaaaahhhhh.....
Savita- sssrrrrruuuuuuppp..... Sssrrrrruuuuuuppp.... Choos to rhi hu maa maa kya kar raha h.
Sohan- hhhmmmm.... Aise hi aaaahhh... Jorse chooso aaahhhh.... Ooohhhh... Maaaaahh....
Savita- itna jldi....
Sohan- pahli baar tha na.
Savita- pahli baar tha to kya aaahhh.... (Choot ragarte hue) meri choot aaahhh.... Sale mujhe wo chahiye jldi la ke de. Aaaahhhh.....
Sohan- aree maa wo nhi aayega tumhe hi kuch karna hoga mai jab bhi baat krta hu taal deta h.
Savita- (choot me ungli dalte hue) aaaaahhhh.... Eeeeeee.... Ahahahahahhahah.....
Thori deer baad dono fresh hoke savita khana banane baithti h. Wahi sohan bahar chala jata h.
Savita maan me "ab mujhe uss samrat se side rahna hoga nhi to sala or aag bharka dega, pahle uss moee ko to pakar lu aaahhhh.... Ye sali chinaar bhi bina lund liye manegi nhi. Malik sanyash kyu le li aaahhh... Tera beta sabi chod pata nhi kashh ekdbar chod lete dekho tumhari gulam ka kya haal ho gaya mujhe gulami se azad kyu kard diye" Savita yhi sab sochte hue khana banane lagi.
Savita ka beta sohan iske pati ka h iss par bhi dout h kyu ki uska chehra ramakant singh se milta julta h. Ab thora chalte h. Kuch aisi jagah jaha shubham ki ek aisi masuka h jo amir h dil ki achhi h jo kaho ek dam achhi lrki ki ginti me aati h. Pari ke jaisi hi h. Bass dikat ye h agar shubham ko kisi ne kuch kaha to uski samat aani tay h. Aap smjh hi gaye honge kon jisne tony rony or manny ki akal thikane lagai thi.
Shubham aaj bhi class nhi gaya tha or wo ussi cheez ki jankari le rhi thi pari se.
Lrki- yaar tu aaj mere jeep me aai to fir wo kaise aaya hoga tere bina.
Pari- wo aaj nhi aayega kal se aayega. (Bina naam liye baat ho raha tha kyuki iss grp me koi or bhi thi jisse shubham sabse ajeej tha apne jaan se bhi jyda.)
Lrki- kyu aaj kyu nhi aaya.
Neelam- (kaan me) kyu ree tu itni jankari kyu le rhi h.
Lrki- (sharmate hue) tujhe to pata hi h.
Neelam- (pari ko ankh marte hue waha se jane ko bi or sath me isse bhi)
Dono abhi park me the or neelam aa rhi thi aate hi.
Neelam- tu kuch din ruk ja abhi pari ne ek jhatka diya h agar tu degi to fir wo smbhal nhi payega. (Isse apne baare me nhi batati h)
Lrki- kya jhatka diya.
Pari- kuch nhi ye aise hi bolte rahti h.
Neelam- achha mai aise hi bolti hu birthday wale din hiiii.... (Pari uska mooh pakar li)
Lrki- (usse dur krte hue) ab bol kya ki thi ye mere raja se.
Neelam- isne na hihihihi... isne kiss kiya hihihihihi.... Wo bhi resturant me mere samne hiihihihi... Sabke samne.
Ab pari to sarm se pani pani ho gyi to uss lrki ne usse apne se chhupate hue. "Kiss hi ki na waise agar mai rhti to kiss se kaam nhi banta mai to usse pura khaa jati hihihihihi...." Pari apna chehra upar karke usse dekhne lagi.
Lrki- mai to majak kar rhi thi. Mai kaha se khaungi mai koi dayan thori na hu.
Neelam- aree... Khaogi kaise nhi ha khane ki koshis karogi par khaa nhi paogi. Jaha se khaogi waha ki halat khrmarab ho jayegi.
Un dono ko smjhne me deer lagi or jab smjhi tab taak deer ho gyi kyuki wo waha se ja chuki thi.
Lrki- iske dimag me anap sanap hi ghumta rahta h.
Pari- uski chhor wo to humlogo ko chhidhati rahegi jiss din apna din aayega uss din humdono maja lenge. Waise kal kya padhai hui thi.... (Bhag bhag padhai ki baat ho rhi bhag le)
Madhupur
Aaj shubham akele khet me ghoom raha tha. Sohan kisi kaam se dusre gaon gaya tha uske siway isse koi baat karta nhi tha to ye akela ghoom raha tha ghumte ghumte khet ke beech wale ghar ke pass pahucha.
"Choor kamine aaahhh... Chhor mujhee aaaaaaa...."
"Aree kaise chhor du sssrruuuppp.... Teri ye mast gade dar gand kaise chhoru aaaahhh.... Aaaj moka mila h aaj samrat bhi nhi h aaj tere ko chhir ke rakh dunga"
Ek aurat or admi dono apne me lage hue the. Awaj se lag raha tha jabardasti ho raha tha par andar ka seen dekhkar koi nhi kah skta jabardasti ho raha h.
Andar ek aurat ghodi bani hui h or ek admi jo ki umar se 50 55 ka tha wo uss aurat ka gand ke gade ko chat raha tha wahi wo aurat apne gand ke dono patt khol ke amantran de rhi thi.
Admi- (lund ko gand me set karke) aaj isko kholunga aaahhh.... Aaaaaaaa.....
Aurat- bhadwe tujhe choot mil rhi h utne me khush rah nhi to tere sath kya hoga ge tujhe bhi nhi pata. (Gand me set kiya par lund sark gaya or aurat ghoomke uske lund or taate daba ke ghomaa di)
Admi- aaahh... Jaram ke jani aaahhh... Chhor aaaaaa.....
Gaal pe do jhapar dete hue usse bahar karne lagi. Mai bahar se ye sab dekh raha tha or wahi shi wakt smjh kar entry mara.
Aurat- chote malik aap yaha.
Mujhe laga wo daar jayegi par aisa kuch nhi hua woto bina dare bol rhi thi. Kyuki usne sare kapre set kar liye the or wo admi ka bhi dhoti sahi se bandha tha.
Me- ha mai or ye kya ho raha tha.
Aurat- kya malik. (Admi daar raha tha to usse pakarte hue)
Me- kya ho raha tha yaha ye koi randikhana h.....
Awaj itna jor tha ki admi pant me hi moot diya. Aurat abhi bhi shant thi jaise usse koi farak hi na pada ho.
Admi- malik maaf kar do maaf kardo hum yaha dubara nhi aayenge.
Aurat- aree isse kya dar raha h ye koi malik nhi h sala kaha se aa gaya h pata hi nhi kiss nali ka kira h iski maa koi raa.....
Uss aurat ke ye sabad bolne se pahle hi mai gardan pakar ke utha diya baye(left) hath se.
Wo aurat chatpatane lagi to wo admi mera pair pakar liya bola "malik maar jayegi choor do malik" wo yhi bolta raha par mai usse chhora hi nhi. Aant me khud bhikh mangne lagi alni jaan ka to kuch raham karte hue usse chhora par usse pakre rakha or admi ko de dana dan pit ke bharash nikala.
Me- aaj ke baad mujhe gaon me dikha to wahi katt dunga. Or tu tujhe to mai batata hu meri maa kya h kya nhi. Teri sari charbi dur karunga.
Udhar admi jitna bhi dam bacha tha sara dam laga ke dor laga diya bahar ki or wahi aurat khaste hue saas ko niyantrit kar rhi thi.
Me- sali chhinar tujhe to mai batata hu tujhe bahut garmi h na aaj teri garmi nikalta hu.
Usse bed pe dhaka diya jo ki samrat yaha kaiko choda tha jabardasti ya sahmati se. Usse waha patak ke pual ke rasi se bandh diya bahar ka gate me tala laga ke kuch saman lane gaya. Abhi bahar hi aaya tha ki savita aati dikhi magar mere ko to bhoot sawar tha. Mai apne dhoon me nikalne ka socha par savita chachi chhore tab na.
Savita- (naseeli ankhe or aslilta se bhara style) kaha chale sarkar thora ham par bhi daya kar do iss gusse ko idhar hi nikal lo.
Me- mera mood abhi thik nhi h. (Unke aise bartaw se thora shocked bhi tha)
Savita- mai mood thik kiye deti hu chalo kisi jhari me.
Me- (maan me) sohan bola tha ye chudna chahti h. Ha ye thik rahega iska kaam mai kar dunga badle me ye usse saja degi jisne meri maa ko ye bolne ki himakat ki h or sath me bhabhi ne jo bola tha kabhi kisi aurat pe hath nhi uthana to unka bhi maan rah jayega.
Savita- kya hua jhari me nhi chalna yhi karna h kya. (Savita ki chudash bahut badhi thi bass jld se jld usse lund chahiye tha wo bhi andar tak)
Me- kya.. nhi nhi... Wo ha mai bol raha tha agar tu mera kaam ki to mai tera kaam karunga.
Savita- pass aake) kya karna h (ek alag hi lalak ke sath boli)
Me- jyda kuch nhi uss kamre me koi h uske bare me mujhe batao or ha batane ke baad tumhe usse kaid karke rakhna h jab tak bhabhi nhi aati. Usse pahle apni bharash uspe nikalo wo bhi dande se pit pit kar.
Savita- hay daiya ye kya kaam bol rhe ho or kon h andar.
Me- mujhe nhi pata bass mujhe jana h wo kon h pahle kabhi nhi dekha.
Savita- thik h dekhti hu.
Dono andar aaye jaha wo aurat bandhi thi.
Savita- kari tu. (Gora badan hone ke bawjud kari naam sobha nhi de rhi thi)
Me- kon h ye.
Savita- ye pujari ki chori h kari.
Me- kya par ye to randi ke tarah yaha chudne aai thi.
Savita- kisse tumse.
Kari- iss haram ke jane se kya puchh rhi h sala kisss.....
Me- mooh daba ke) bhag mana kisne ne kasam diya h nhi to teri wo halat karta jisse tu soch nhi skti.
Savita- kuttiya ab kiske samne apna bhoshra leke baithi thi. Pujari ji ko jite ji maar degi kya.
Kari- mooh jhatak kar) chhinar to tu h jisne pahle baao se or ab beta se chudwati h.
Mai to ye soon ke shocked tha. Baap beta kon h ye.
Me- savita ko dekhte hue) ye kya baak rhi h.
Savita- gusse se laal thi) randi mujhe dosh deti h aaj to mai.
Me- hath pakar ke) ye baal beta kon h.
Savita- sar jhuka ke khari thi) ye jhuth bol rhi h.
Kari- hihihihihi.... Jhuth pahle iss pile ke mama se or ab hihihihihi.....
Savita- ab sar se upar pani chala gaya) sali chhinar tu personal randi h na uss samrat ki aaj se teri randipana nikalti hu.
Savita bahut gusse me thi kyu iska kuch kuch andesha iss baat se lag raha tha par wo khud lund ke liye tarap rhi thi phir bhi aisa samjh se bahar h.
Savita itna gussa me thi ki usse le jate hue "pujari ji ke pass bhej dena kisi ko bahar iska pati baat johta h kah dena ye randi jab tak mere pass rahegi jab tak malkin aa nhi jati" usse leke chali gyi. Raste me koi tha nhi sab bajar gye the radio me samachar diya tha bahut jor barish hone ki sambhawna h.
Savita usse leke gyi raste me ek do mile bhi to ye bol di ki "mere se apna kaam karwa li or mera kaam nhi ki" sab iss baat se sar khujate kon kiska kaam kiya or kya kaam kiya.
Savita- aaj se malkin ke aane tak tu yhi rahegi. Dekhti hu teri choot me kitni khujli h.
Kari- kyu tere me bhi to h.
Savita- ha na magar mere ko jld hi milega wo bhi tere samne hi lungi dekh lio
Savita kari ka jubani jung se lapar thapar wali jung hui jisme kati hi piti kyuki uske hath bandhe the.
Wahi ek lrke ne pujari ji ko jake ye bola ki kari ko koi dikat hua h to wo kuch din savita ke ghar hi rahegi.
Pujari ji chain ki saas liye unka ghar kuch din shant rahega unke ghar me kuch din bhagwan ka wash hoga koi apsabd nhi kahega unki bahu ab shanti se rahegi usko koi tang nhi karega. Beta ab apni dharmpatni ke sath so sake ga. Par pujari ji ko ye kaha pata tha kari ne apne bhai ke sath kya kiya h.
Idhar saam dhalne ko aai aaj khana jldi hi ban gaya neelam or pari ne milkar banya tha wahi munim ji kal ab sab ko sath leke aane wale the. Neelam or pari ko bhabhi ne kuch bataya tha to inlogo ne khana jldi hi khila diya shubham ko 7, 7:30 bajte dono ne kahna khila diya or "gate khol ke sona" ye bolkar haste hue chali gyi.
Mai sar khuja raha tha bhabhi or neelam ke hasske kahe jane pe. Khair mai soya hua aaj ke baare me soch raha tha. "Aaj uss kari ne meri maa ko gali diya or mai kuch kar nhi paya kash bhabhi ne mujhe ye kasam na diya hota. Bhabhi kyu diya kasam." Abhi mai bhabhi ke bare me sochte hue maa ke uss roop ko banane laga jisse mai apne ghar me dekha tha kabhi. Bass uss chehre ko yaad kar raha tha. Yaad krte hue ankho se anshu nikalne lage. Maa ka pyaar to mila nhi tha magar koi thi jisne ye pyaar diya par chhup chhup ke uska chitra utpan na kar sakne ka bhi dukh ho raha tha.
Idhar bahar koi aurat khadi mere harkat ko absorb kar rhi thi. Jab usse raha nhi gaya to "mujhe maaf kar do mai koi jor jabardasti nhi karne aai hu bass mai to ek bache ki chah me aai thi" mai ye awaj soon ke shocked tha kyuki ye awaj sirf chikho ke roop me sunai deti thi or aaj wo ek madhur sangit ki tarah mere kano me aai.
Me- mamta bhabhi tum yaha or ye kya aanap sanap bol rhi ho.
Mamta- wahi b rhi jiske karan tum ro rahe ho.
Me- kya mai kyu raounga mai nhi ro raha.
Mamta- jhuth matt bolo tum ro rahe the.
Me- nhi ro raha tha dekho kaha ro raha hu. (Uth ke baithtw hue chalaki se ankh poch ke bola)
Mamta- mujhe ullu smjhe ho kya tum abhi ro.rhe the.
Me- kaha na nhi ro raha tha waise bhi aap abhi iss wkt yaha.
Mamta ko ab bolte nhi ban raha tha. Waise bhi kya bolti chld do mujhe mujhe bhi waise hi chodo jaise kajal ko chode ho. Kaha abhi baat rone pe chal rhi thi. Or kaha abhi baat unke aane ka karan puchh rhi thi.
Mamta bole to bole kya yhi soch rhi thi. Wo bahut majbut irade se aai par ek nari me jo laja thi usse uske irade ko hila diya.
Bhailog iss update me thori bahut spelling mistake hogi to thora manage kar lena. Or garma garm kal de paunga aaj thora mood nhi bana waisa likhne ka kal paka garma garm rahega.
Or aap log apne vichar awasya rakhe kahni ke liya kyuki iska adhar jo h wo jld hi khatam ho jayega agar aap log kuch or chahte h to awasya bataye.
