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superb update ?UPDATE 7
Abhi main hospital pahuncha hi tha
Ki wahan ek police ki ek car aayi
Aur uske sath mein ek ambulance bhi
Ambulance mein se ek ladki ko stretcher pe nikaala gaya
Uska munh kapde se dhaka hua tha
Woh kapda poora kapda khoon se sana hua tha
Woh ladki thi
Is baat se main samajh gaya
Ki uska hath stretcher se bahar tha
Aur Uske hatho mein choori thi
Wardboy use leke hospital ki taraf badh rahe the
Tabhi car mein se inspector Aditi nikli
Use dekhke mera lund khada ho gaya
Pata nahi kyun jab bhi koi ladki meri gaand mein ungli karti hai
Use dekhte hi use chodne ka man karne lagta hai
Tabhi wahan media waale aagaye
Ek news reporter thi
Badi khubsurat dikh rahi thi
Gale mein id latki hui thi
Naam tha rashmi sharma
Ab main use tharak ki wajah se nahi dekh raha tha
Sach mein woh khubsurat thi
Rashmi...madam police ke rehte hue
Ek ladki ka gangrape ho jaata hai
Ek ladki ka jeena mushkil ho gaya hai
Is state mein
Aur yeh sab police ki asafalta ki nishani hai
Roz crime badhta ja raha hai
Aur police koi action nahi leti
Aisa kyun
Gangrape
Gangrape
Gangrape
Mere kaano mein yahi word gunj raha tha
Meri ankho ke saamne mere parivar ka chehra aagaya
Seene mein ek alag si aag jalne lagi
Aankho mein ansu aagaye
Tabhi woh stretcher mere paas se gujra
Aur us ladki ke hath ki ek ungli
Mere hath se touch ho gaya
Us ladki ke sath kya kya hua
Meri ankho ke saamne kisi film ki tarah chalne laga
Teen ladke the woh
Ek police commissioner ka beta
Ek yahan ke vidhayak ka beta
Aur ek mla ka beta
Main cheekhna chahta tha
Us ladki ki takleef mujhe bhi mehsus ho rahi thi
Kis tarah se uske aatma tak ko nocha tha un teeno ladko ne
Aankho se lagatar aansu beh rahe the
Sar dard se fata ja raha tha
Uski cheekh mere kaano mein gunj rahi thi
Woh bhagwaan se madad bhi maangti rahi
Lekin bhagwaan ne ghanta kuchh nahi kiya
Na mere parivar ke time mein
Aur na is ladki ke time
Kitni pyari thi woh ladki
Bilkul mere nisha ke age ki
Tadpa tadpa ke
Aaj main kasam khata hoon
Apni gudiya Nisha ki
Is desh ke har rapist ko bataunga
Ki dard kya hota hai
Maa ke laudo ki zindagi jahannum bana dunga
Uske baad main nikalte hue rashmi se takra gaya
Rashmi meri taraf dekhi
Rashmi...dekh ke nahi chal sakte kya
Main bina kuchh bole nikal gaya
Wahan se
Mujh3 rashmi ke baare mein jaan na tha
Ki woh kaam ke liye sahi hai
Wohin acp aarohi ko jab pata chala
Toh woh Turant hospital pahunch gayi
Tabhi neha use dikhi
Neha...didi achcha hua aap aagayi
Bahut bura hua hai us ladki ke sath
Hospital mein pahunchte hi usne dum tod diya
Aarohi...kuch bataya
Ki kisne Uske sath yeh sab kiya
Neha...teen alag alag ladko ke semen mile hain.uski vagina se
Aarohi... bastard's
Main apna face change kiya
Aur tabhi meri body pe ek costume aagaya
Superhero wala
Bilkul aisa
Ab Aarushi ki tarah mujhe ladna aata tha
Mujhe dard mehsus nahi hota tha
Itna kaafi hai
Main pahuncha pehle commissioner ke bete ke paas
Woh madarchod kisi bar mein chhinaalo ke sath naach raha tha
Drugs le rakhkhi thi
Madarchod ne
Main uska collar pakda
Aur wahan se teleport ho gaya
Aur pahunch gaya
Usi factory mein jismein
Aarohi ne paancho terrorist ko pakda tha
Tabhi manoj ne mujhe ek punch maara
Main use ghurke dekhne laga
Woh state level boxer champion tha
Manoj... madarchod hai kaun tu saale
Tujhe pata hai kaun hoon main
Aur bhosdike tune yeh daredevil ke kapde kyun pehne hain
Mere dono hatho mein lohe ke do rod the
Main itni zor se maara
Uske ghunto pe ki uski cheekh nikal gayi
Woh neeche gid gaya
Aur rone laga
Mujhe gaali bakne laga
Main uske dusre ghutne pe bhi
Ek rod maara
Uski phirse cheekh nikal gayi
Aur woh buri tarah se rone laga
Uske baad main uske dono pair pe rod barsane laga
Rod padte hi uski cheekh nikal jaati
Woh zor zor se cheekhne laga
Uski pairo ki ek ek haddi todne ke baad
Main ek rassi se use baandh diya
Woh rota raha
Main phir pahuncha vidhayak ke bete suresh ke paas
Woh madarchod do ladkiyo ki chudai kar raha tha
Main use pakda
Aur phir use leke bhi factory mein pahunch gaya
Jaise hi usne manoj ko dekha
Uski gaand fat gayi
Main uske pet mein maara
Uske munh se khoon nikalne laga
Woh apna pet pakad ke baith gaya
Uske baad main us rod se uske dono pair pe maarne laga
Mere dono hath uske dono pair pe chal rahe the
Uski cheekh nikal rahi thi
Lekin use bachane waala koi nahi tha
Manoj ka peshaab nikal gaya
Yeh dekhke
Suresh.... please bhai kyun maar rahe ho
Maine tumhara kya bigaada hai
Uski baat sunke main aur buri tarah uske pair pe maarne laga
Woh bas cheeke ja raha tha
Uske pair ki ek ek haddi choor ho gayi thi
Woh neeche zameen pe pada tadap raha tha
Uske baad main use bhi baandh diya
Kyunki main koi galti nahi karna chahta tha
Phir main pahuncha mla ke bete kuldip ke paas
Apne baap ke sath baithke khana kha raha tha
Mujhe dekhte hi mla ki biwi cheekh padi
Main kuldip ko pakda
Aur phir factory mein aagaya
Kuldip ne mujhe dhakka diya
Aur apni kamar se gun nikaal ke mujhpe taan diya
Manoj.... rote hue...kuldip bhai maar do saale ko
Bahut maara hai maa ke laude ne
Uski baat sunke aur manoj aur suresh ki aisi haalat dekhke
Kuldip ek ke baad ek goli chalata gaya mujhpe
Woh saari goli mere sharir se takra ke neeche gid gayi
Uski goli khatam ho chuko thi
Main uski taraf badhne laga
Rod ghumate hue
Kuldip...lohe ka rod kya dikhata hai
Mard ki aulaad hai
Toh Bina rod ke ladke dikha
Main... madarchod ki aulaad hoon main
Yeh bolke main uske sharir pe rod barsane laga
Har rod ke sath uski cheekh nikal jaati
Yahi madarchod un dono ka leader tha
Sabse jyada berehmi isi ne dikhayi thi
Main bas uske pair pe
Uske hath pe
Uske kalayi pe maarta taaki
Woh mare na
Kuldip ke hath pair todne ke Baad
Main use bhi baandh diya
Aur Phir aarushi ke phone se rashmi ko phone laga diya
Rashmi...hello
Main..us ladki ka gangrape karne waale
Factory mein hain
Jaldi se aajao
Camera man leke aana
Aur haan camera off rakhna
Rashmi..kaun ho tum
Main...aajao milke bata dunga
Jab tak Rashmi aarahi thi
Tabhi main Manoj ki taraf dekha
Main... Dekh tu chahe toh main tujhe zinda chhod sakta hoon
Manoj..aap jo bhi bologe main karunga
Main...us ladki ke sath kya kiya kaise kiya
Kis kis ne kiya
Sab bata de
Manoj...batata hoon bhai
Yeh bolte hi woh sab kuchh batane laga
Maine manoj ke mobile ka camera on kar rakhkha tha
Manoj yeh dekh raha tha
Lekin use sirf apni jaan bachani thi
Uski saari baat record karne ke baad
Main rashmi ka wait karne laga
Rashmi Apne camera man ko leke pahunch gayi thi
Rashmi.. camera on rakhkho
Yeh toh wahi jagah hai
Jahan kal terrorist pakde gaye the
Rashmi dheere dheere aage badh rahi thi
Tabhi use manoj suresh aur kuldip dikhe
Jo zameen pe pade tadap rahe the
Tabhi use main dekha
Camera man ne mere upar zoom kar diya
Main...inhein record mat karna
Kyunki kuchh der mein yeh madarchod parlok jaane waale hain
Yeh sunke rashmi aur camera man dono do kadam peechhe ho chale gaye
Main...agar inke baap ko pata chala
Ki tum inke murder ke waqt yahi thi
Toh in teeno ke baap
Tumhari maiyya chod denge
Rashmi buri tarah se bhanna gayi.meri baatein sunke
Main...gussa karne ki jarurat nahi hai
Ab tak jo bhi record kiya hai woh delete kar do
Rashmi...live chal raha hai
Main..tum reporters bhi ek number ke madarchod hote ho
Mana karne ke baad bhi
Ungli jarur karte ho
Rashmi...yeh kya badtamizi hai
Tum in teeno ko chhod do
Inhein kaanoon saza dega
Main...rashmi madam jyada dimaag mat chalao
Haan toh mera naam hai daredevil
Aaj hi paida hua hoon main
Yeh teeno wohi hain
Jinhone us ladki ka gangrape kiya
Aur ab woh zindagi aur maut ke beech jung lad rahi hai
Rashmi... woh ladki mar gayi
Yeh sunte hi mera khoon khaul gaya
Main...tumhare number pe ek video bheja hai
Zara Apne channel pe telecast karna
Yeh sunte hi rashmi ne apni mobile pe rocording dekhi
Aur phir usne Apne channel ke office mein send kar diya
Uske channel waale kahan is mauke ko chhodne waale the
Unhone woh video live telecast kar diya
Jismein Manoj confess kar raha tha
Wohin dusri taraf Jaise hi
Mla ka beta uske saamne se gayab hua
Aur jab thodi der baad usne news channel lagaya
Use uska beta tadapta hua dikha
Toh Turant usne kisi ko call laga diya
Mla...sir viktor se baat karni hai
Dusri taraf ek ladki thi
Usne mujhe phone lagaya
Mujhe matlab rahulwa ko
Bhosdi jeene nahi degi
Kya hai bhosdi
Bematlab ka Pareshaan kar rahi hai
Lisa...mla aapse baat karna chahta hai
Rahul...kara baat
Lisa.. sir viktor line pe hain
Mla...hello maalik main mla surinder bol raha holn
Rahul...bol
Mla...mere bete ko ek aadmi maar raha hai use bacha lijiye
Rahul.. pata hai mujhe
Mla... rote hue... please bacha lijiye use maalik
Mera beta bekasoor hai
Rahul..haan madarchod
Teri maa ko chodu
Tera beta bekasoor hai
Mla...maalik maine aapki itne saalo sewa ki hai
Please mere bete ko bacha lijiye
Rahul...nahi bacha sakta
Kyunki woh mera junior hai
Uske kaam ke beech nahi aasakta main
Main devil hoon
Aur woh daredevil
Rapist madarchodo ki gaand maarne ke liye hi woh paida hua hai
Dobara phone kiya na
Toh wohin aake poore khandan ko chod daalunga
Bhosdi waale chudai bhi nahi Karne dete
Mla...main use jaan se maar dunga
Agar usne mere bete ko kuchh kiya toh
Rahul..apne ko Matlab nahi hai
Tu uski gaand maar ya woh teri
Lekin yaad rakhiyo
Boor ke liye main jaan bakhsh bhi deta hoon
Lekin woh tadpa tadpa ke maarta hai
Yeh bolke maine phone cut kar diya
Bhosdi waale chodne bhi nahi dete hain
Kya hua kise gaali de raha hai beta
Tha ek madarchod bua
Are main toh bhool hi gaya
Yeh story ka hero bhadra hai
Jaise hi commissioner meenakshi ne Apne bete ko is haalat mein dekha
Woh poori police force ko leke factory ki taraf nikal padi
Manoj ke confession ne poore desh ko hila ke rakh diya tha
Uske baad main un teeno ki taraf badhne laga
Rashmi... please in teeno ko chhod do
Inhein kaanoon saza dega
Main...jyada dialogue mat maar bhosdi
Warna tera bhi inke jaisa hi haal karunga
Saali natak karti hai
Gangrape kiya hai inhone
Aur uske liye main ek hi saza deta hoon
Sazaye maut
Yeh bolke main pehle suresh ke paas gaya
Woh toh pehle se hi nanga tha
Main apna rod uski gaand mein daal diya
Woh bhi poora
Suresh cheekhne laga
Tadapne laga
Phir main apni ring ki taraf dekha
Mera rod drill karte hue uski gaand ko cheerta hua
Uske munh se bahar nikal gaya
Rashmi ulti karne lagi
Uske baad main woh dusra rod manoj ki gaand mein daal diya
Manoj ki cheekh nikalne lagi
Aur woh bhi kuchh der mein nipta liya
Ab baari aayi
Kuldip ki
Kuldip... rote hue...mujhse galti ho gayi
Mujhe maaf kar do
Main.. chinta mat kar madarchod upar hi bhej raha hoon
Jaake usi se maafi maang liyo
Uske baad main Apne ring ki taraf dekha
Jiske baad mere dono rod aag ki Tarah tapne lage
Aisa lag raha tha
Ki abhi abhi unehin bhatti se nikaala gaya ho
Uske baad maine un dono rod ko jod diya
Aur phir woh kuldip ke gaand mein daal diya
Tabhi wahan police pahunch gayi
Aur mujhpe firing karne lagi
Yaad rakhna mera naam daredevil hai
Agar kisi ne rape karne ka socha bhi toh.use aisi hi mait dunga
Yeh bolke Main teleport ho gaya
Tab tak kuldip buri tarah se cheekh raha tha
Kyunki woh rod ab danda ban chuka tha
Jo kareeb 500 degrees c tak garam ho chuka tha
Aur woh kuldip ki.gaand se hote hue
Uske munh se bahar nikal raha tha
Kuldip ke andar sab kuchh khatam ho chuka tha
Itni dardnaak maut hui thi saale ki
mood kharab ho chuka tha mera
Ki main ek bar mein chala gaya
Ab main wapas normal ho chuka tha
Shayad mujhe isi liye yeh power mili hai
Ki main rapist ki maa chod saku
Jo mere parivar ke sath hua
Woh kisi ke sath bhi hone nahi dunga
Abhi tak us ladki ki cheekhein kaano mein gunj rahi thi
Phir bhi main sharab nahi peeya
Tabhi neha ka phone aaya mujhe
Main use bol diya
Ki 10 minute mein
Pahunch raha hoon
Uske baad main hospital pahunch gaya
Us ladki ke maa baap uski laash se lipatke ro rahe the
Neha mere paas aagayi
Wohin commissioner meenakshi ne rashmi ko arrest kar liya
Ek yahi toh ek state tha
Jahan ka cm mard tha
Warna baaki saare state ki cm aurtein hi thi
Lekin cm yaani madarchod chacha ke kehne pe
Use chhodna pada
Poore desh mein tahalka mach gaya tha
Live tv pe gaand faad daali thi
Maine teen rapist ki
Neha...kya soch raha hai bhai
Main..kuchh nahi
Neha..achcha sun tu yahan baith
Main thodi der mein aati hoon
Main wohin baith gaya
Neha a chali gayi
Uske baad usne mere poori body ka x-ray
Karwaya
Mera blood sample liya
Ct scan karwaya
Uske baad woh mere saamne aake khadi ho gayi
Kuchh kehna chahti thi bhosdi
Main...kya hua didi
Woh mere paas baith gayi
Neha.. apni pant utaar
Main...kyun
Neha..main teri doctor hoon na
Jo keh rahi hoon woh kar
Main,..lekin aap meri didi bhi toh ho
Baat kya hai pehle mujhe batao toh
Neha..baat yeh hai
Ki teri body mein koi problem nahi hai
Tere khoon mein bhi koi problem nahi hai
Tere brain mein bhi koi problem nahi hai
Aisa tabhi hota hai
Jab koi jhuth bolta hai
Main...aap kehna chahti ho
Ki main jhuth bol raha hoon
Neha..main aisa nahi keh rahi hoon
Tu bas apni pant utaar de
Main...gusse mein..rehne do
Mujhe nahi karwana hai ilaaj
Jab meri apni didi mujhpe vishwaas nahi kar rahi hai
Neha..are tu gussa kyun hota hai
Please ek baar utaar na apni pant
Yeh sunke maim gusse mein khada ho gaya
Aur ek jhatke mein apni pant utaar diya
Abb15 inch nahi tha
Us din kuchh jyada hi bada tha
Kuch kam ho chuka tha
Jaisa ki maine bataya ki main size chhota ya bada kar sakta hoon
Toh main size thoda chhota kar chuka tha
Neha ke hosh udd gaye
Mere lund ko dekhke
Neha do kadam peechhe hat gayi
Main.. kya hua
Neha..yeh kya hai
Main..didi majak mat karo
Neha..yeh itna bada kyun hai
Main..mujhe kya pata
Ab toh aap ne dekh liya
Ab main kar loon apni pant upar
Neha..kya sach mein tera khada nahi hota
Main..jhuth Kyun bolunga
Neha...shayad isi liye nahi khada hota
Kyunki agar yeh khada hog
Toh faadke rakh dega
Main..didi yeh kaisi baatein kar rahi ho
Aap mere saamne
Main aapka bhai hoon
Sharam nahi aati aapko
Yeh sunke neha buri tarah jhenp gayi
Neha.. achcha achcha ab kar le apni pant upar
Aur ja ghar
Main shaam mein aake tujhse baat karti hoon
Main..didi please batao na
Kya hua hai mujhe
Neha..maine kaha na
Ki main shaam mein aake batati hoon
Neha ke chehre ka rang poori tarah se udd gaya tha
Pata nahi kya soch rahi thi bhosdi
Main wahan se nikal gaya
Ab neha ko dekhke bhi mera lund is liye khada nahi hua
Kyunki maine ring se use sula diya tha
Wahan se nikalke
Main ja hi raha tha
Ki tabhi ek car waali ne mujhe thok diya
Behenchod bike ka satiyanash ho gaya
Iski maa ka bhosda
Saali chhinaal Ferrari waali thi
Main khada hoke Apne kapde jhadne laga
Tabhi woh mere paas aayi
Aur mujhe thappad maar di
Haan toh main iske baare mein kuchh bata deta hoon
Yeh hai alina
Bhosdi ne jaise hi mujhe thappad maara
Bhosdi ke baare mein sab kuchh pata chal gaya
Alina...are you out of your mind
Dekh ke nahi chala sakte bike
Oh my poor baby
Main.. pehle yeh bata meri jaan
Ki thappad kis liye maara tune mujhe
Yeh sunke alina gusse se mujhe dekhne lagi
Main..ghur kya rahi hai
Dekh sunsaan rasta hai
Tu ladki hai
Main ladka hoon
Sorry bolke nikal ja
Warna inhi junglo mein le jaake boor aur gaand dono faad dunga
Yeh sunke alina phir se mujhe thappad maarne waali thi
Tabhi main uska hath pakad liya
Behenchod kitni soft chamdi thi
Alina...you bastard chhodo mera hath
Tum jante nahi ho
Ki mere dad kaun hain
Main..kaun hain
Jara hum bhi toh sune
Alina..woh is desh ke top bussines man hain
Tumhare Poore khandaan ko gayab kar denge raato raat
Main..sun bhosdi jo bolna hai mujhe bol
Samjhi khandaan pe mat jaa
Yahan dimaag ke peechhe dard hota hai
Jab koi mere khandan pe jaata hai
Alina...tum Mera hath chhodo
You bastard
I will kill you
Yeh security waale pata nahi kahan mar gaye
Main...achcha sun ek kiss de de
Uske baar chhod dunga
Yeh sunke woh apne dusre hath se mujhe maarne ki koshish ki
Aur main uska dusra hath bhi pakad liya
Aur phir uske dono hath ko mod diya
Aur ab aalam yeh tha
Ki uski peeth meri taraf thi
Ab dekho bhai main khud rapist killer hoon
Toh main uske sath koi badtamizi nahi kar raha tha
Lekin yeh bhosdi bade baap ki beti
Pata nahi kyun saamne waale ko kutta samajhti hain
Mere pariwaar pe jaane ki kya jarurat thi
Woh alag baat hai ki main khud Apne pariwaar ko pelna chahta hoon
Alina...you bastard mujhe dard ho raha chhodo
Main...kiss dogi tabhi chhodunga
Alina... Never
Kiss aur woh bhi tumhein
Main..soch lo mujhe koi dikkat nahi hai
Alina...you are hurting me
Main...kiss
Alina...main tujhe dekh lungi kutte
Main...kiss
Yeh sunke alina jhunjla gayi
Aur apna chehra meri taraf kar di
Aur Apne had se jyada gulabi hont
Mere honto pe rakh di
Behenchod uske kiss karte hi main use chhod diya
Woh itni zor se apni gaand uchhalke gaadi mein daali ki main bhi soch mein pad gaya
Alina...i will see you
Yeh bolke woh apni gaadi leke chali gayi
Main apni bike ki taraf dekha
Bechare ki gaand toot chuki thi
Main use uthaya
Yeh wohi bhosdi thi
Jise do din se main Dekh raha tha
Bhosdi kal tujhe college mein dekh lunga
Phir main apni bike service center pe leke pahunch gaya
Aur use wahan chhodke
Phir auto se ghar aagaya
Jahan mujhe ek surprise mila
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UPDATE 11
Cm ne commissioner ko bol diya tha
Ki use daredevil zinda chahiye
Pata nahi kyun
Ab woh main yaani rahulwa bata sakta hoon
Lekin mera man nahi hai
Mp ke guards se jab puchhtach ki gayi
Toh unhone sab kuchh bata diya
Jiske baad un gurads ko suspend kar diya gaya
Phir aarohi rashmi ke ghar pahunchi Rashmi Ghar se nahi nikli thi
Jab se bhadra use ghar chhodke gaya tha
Rashmi ne aarohi se baat karne se inkaar kar diya
Aarohi bhi uspe jyada pressure nahi daal sakti thi
Mp aur mla dono cm ki party ke the
Agar media ko rashmi yeh bata deti
Toh cm ko resign karna padta
Behenchod bhosdi ne college se nikalwa diya
Iski maa ko chodu
Ab madarchod dusre college mein admission lena padega
Main nisha ko school chhoda
Aur uske baad sochne laga ki kahan jaau
Is bhosdi mom ka peechha karta hoon
Saali kahin aisa toh nahi hai
Ki yeh kisi se chudwa rahi hai
Aaj kal make up bhi karti hai
Pehle toh aisa nahi tha
Ab meri ring mujhe wohin pahunchati thi
Jahan koi na ho
Bas kisi ko bachane ke liye
Direct uske paas pahunch jaata tha
Ya jab kisi ko Thokna ho toh
Behenchod yeh toh washroom hai
Yeh behenchod aahein kiski hain
Main jaise hi washroom ka gate khola
Meri ankhein chaundhiya gayi
Mere sar ke pichhle hisse mein dard hone laga
Meri mom ek 30 saal ke aadmi ko kiss kar rahi thi
Meri ankho mein ansu aagaye
Khoon ka ek ek qatra ubalne laga
Mom mujhe wahan dekhke shocked reh gayi
Woh aadmi ko jaise hi main dekha
Madarchod yeh toh mere bade chacha cm ka saala hai
Use pata tha ki main ek number ka chodu hoon
Uska naam rajan tha
Rajan.. bhadra tum jo soch rahe ho
Waisa kuchh nahi hai
Main aur tumhari mom mature hain
Aur aaj ke time mein yeh sab normal hai
Tumhari mom meri gf hain
Main apni gardan ko jhatka diya
Main..zor se..bahar jaao mom
Tumse toh main baad mein baat karunga
Mom.. bhadra yeh kya tareeka hai
Baat karne ka
Tum jaao yahan se
Main ghar pe tumse baat karungi
Rajan..bhadra tumhari mom sahi keh rahi hain
Main.. madarchod behen ke laude
Tujhse kisi ne bola bolne ko
Aur maara main madarchod ke jabde pe ek punch uske daant toot gaye
Aur uske kaan mein seeti bajne lagi
Ab mere paas super strength nahi thi
Lekin phir bhi mera punch zordaar tha
Mom shocked reh gayi
Mom.. gusse mein..bhadra yeh kya badtamizi hai
Tum paagal ho gaye ho
Main..mom agar tumne mere baap se mujhe jana hai
Toh kasam khata hoon
Tumhare doodh ki
Tadpa tadpa ke maarunga
Is madarchod ko
Haram ka jana shaadi shuda hoke
Bolta hai ki tum iski gf ho
Itni hi tumahre boor mein khujli thi
Toh bata deti
Yeh sunke mom mujhe thappad maar di
Rajan ab sambhal chuka tha
Aur usne mera collar pakad liya
Mom.. please rajan forgive him please
For god sake
Yeh sunke mera dimaag fat pada
Main mom ka hath pakda
Aur wahan se teleport ho gaya
Ab hum Rajasthan ke registan mein tha
Jahan door door tak ko nahi tha
Rajan ki gaand fat gayi
Yeh hua kya
Mom bhi ghabra gayi
Main rajan ko ek thappad maara
Dusra maara
Rajan mujhe dhakka diya
Aur phir aayi kick ki baari
Maara main saale ke munh pe laat
Rajan behosh hoke gid pada
Main yahin nahi ruka
Uske seene pe baith gaya
Aur uske face pe Punch maarne laga
Mom ko toh kuchh samajh hi nahi aaraha tha
Ki woh kya kare
Main rajan ke face pe maare ja raha tha
Mere sar pe khoon sawar tha
Tabhi mom mujhe pakad li
Mom.. bhadra woh mar jaayega
Aisa mat karo please
Uski galti nahi thi
Maine hi use seduce kiya tha
Please bhadra stop it
Yeh bolke mom fut fut ke rone lagi
Yeh sunke main rajan ko maarna band kar diya
Aur mom ki taraf dekha
Main..bas ek sawal ka.jawab do
Kya tum isse chud chuki ho
Yeh sunke mom ne rona band kar diya
Aur mujhe thappad maar di
Main phirse rajan ko maarne laga
Mom yeh dekhke ghabra gayi
Rajan ka chehra buri tarah se pachak gaya tha
Khoon se bhar chuka tha
Uska chehra
Mom ne mera collar pakad liya
Mom... please bhadra tumhein meri kasam ruk jaao please
Main..kya tum isse chud chuki ho
Bas mujhe jawab chahiye
Mom..cheekhte hue..nahi nahi nahi
Yeh sunke main rajan ko maarna band kar diya
Aur mom ki taraf dekha
Woh abhi bhi ro rahi thi
Main unke gaalo ko zor se pakad liya
Aur unki aankho mein dekhne laga
Main..agar aapke andar itni hi aag hai
Toh use main thanda karunga
Aapko chudna hai
Toh main aapko chodunga
Jitni baar bologi
Utni baar chodunga
Lekin agar aap ko mere siwa kisi ne touch bhi kiya
Toh use aisi maut maarunga
Ki yamraaj bhi kaanp jaayega
Meri ankho mein dekhke mom dar se kaanpne lagi
Phir bhi woh mujhe thappad maar di
Mom.. main tumhari maa hoon maa
Yeh bolte hue tumhein sharam nahi aati
Main..jitna chahe maar lo
Jaan se bhi maar do
Main uff tak nahi karunga
Kyunki aapne mujhe janam diya hai
Lekin agar aapko merr siwa kisi ne hath lagaya
Toh aap delhiyega
Uske poore khandan ko mita dunga
Mom ghabra gayi
Mujhe yeh sab bolta dekh
Unhein samajh nahi aaraha tha
Ki ho kya raha hai
Main yahan kaise leke aagaya unhein
Mujhmeim itni power kahan se aagayi
Ki rajan jaise hatte katte aadmi ko pel diya
Mom..theek hai aaj se main kisi ko bhi apna sharir touch nahi karne dungi
Please use hospital leke chalo
Mujhe bahut dar lag raha hai
Kahin woh mar gaya toh
Aur yeh bolke mom behosh ho gayi
Main rajan ko pakda
Aur use leke hospital pahunch gaya
Aur Uske baadi uski wife smita ko phone karke bata diya
Ki uska husband hospital mein hai
Maine Apna face change kar liya tha
Taaki koi mujhe pehchaan na paaye
Main ek ward boy ko pakda
Aur use rajan ke paas leke aaya
Woh faaltu ka sawal puchhne laga
Main.. bhosdike chup karke ise doctor ke paas le jaa
Yeh chief minister ka saala hai
Yeh sunke uski gaand fat gayi
Aur woh doctor ke paas bhaaga
Agar madarchod ne meri mom ko chod diya hota
Toh sachmein main ise aur iski biwi dono ko maar deta
Uske baad main wapas mom ke paas aaya
Aur unhein apni god mein utha ke
Unke room mein pahunch gaya
Behenchod gussa abhi bhi aaraha tha
Mera maa kisi ne touch kaise kiya
Bhosdi aaj chud hi jaati
Phir main mom ki taraf dekha
Kitni pyari lag rahi thi
Mujhe badtamizi nahi karni Chahiye thi
Kuchh bhi ho
Mujhe janam diya tha
Meri maa thi
Main mom ke munh pe paani maara
Mom hosh mein aagayi
Aur idhar udhar dekhne lagi
Main..rajan ko hospital pahuncha diya hai
Mom.. ghabrate hue..tum mere bete nahi ho
Tum koi behrupiya ho
Mera beta kitna masum aur bhola tha
Batao kaun ho tum
Main.. pata hai aap shocked mein ho
Mom..door raho mujhse
Main mom munh pe ungli rakh diya
Man..jo bol raha hoon pehle suno
Main jab coma se jaaga toh mere paas yeh sab powers aachuki thi
Tabhi mom ko jhatka laga
Aur woh aur jyada dar gayi
Mom..tum hi daredevil ho
Main..haan
Mom..tum khooni ban gaye
Kya yahi parvarish di thi maine tumhein
Main..isse aapko koi matlab nahi hona Chahiye
Main Rapist ko maarta hoon
Bekasoor ko nahi
Aur rahi baat aapki
Toh agar aapne apna promise toda hai
Toh apne aapko khatam kar dunga
Yeh sunte hi mom ne mere munh pe hath rakh diya
Mom..aisa kyun bol rahe ho
Main nahi karungi ab woh sab kisi ke sath
Tumse badhke mere liye koi nahi hai
Main..sorry main aap pe chillaya
Mujhe aisa nahi karna Chahiye tha
Maaf kar dijiye
Yeh bolke main apne kaan pakad liya
Mom mujhe Apne seene se laga li
Main.. main aapko kisi sath dekhne ka soch bhi nahi sakta
Aap sirf meri ho
Yeh sunke mom jhenp gayi
Jo mujhe pata nahi tha
Mom..bhadra main tumhari mom hoon
Yeh sab mat bolo
Main..sach hi toh bol raha hoon
Aisa nahi hai
Ki mere andar hawas hai isi liye bol raha hoon
Main aapse bahut pyar karta hoon
Aap sirf meri ho
Yeh bolke maim mom se lipat gaya
Mom..man mein..yeh kya ho gaya hai bhadra ko
Woh aisi ajeeb ajeeb baatein kyun kar raha hai
Woh mera beta hai
Yeh paap hai
Main aisa nahi hone de sakti
Mom.. bhadra main tumhari mom hoon
Maine tumse promise karti hoon
Ki main kisi mard ke paas bhi nahi jaaungi
Lekin tumne agar dobara aisi baatein ki
Toh main apni jaan de dungi
Main..aap bas apna promise yaad rakhna
Mujhe aur kuchh nahi chahiye
Waah and Filmfare goes to
Hap bhosdike
Filmfare laude ka Filmfare
And oscer goes to the one only bhadra
Mom..ab mujhe chhodo
Mujhe change bhi karna hai
Kapde gande ho gaye hain
Main mom se alag ho gaya
Aur unhein dekhne laga
Don't worry mom
Tumhari boor tumhein khud mere paas leke aayegi
Mujhe bas ab tumhare sapno mein jaana hai baaki ka kaam Apne aap ho jaayega
Main.. love you mom
Yeh bolke main mom ke maathe ko chum liya
Aur phir room se bahar aagaya
Madarchod meri maa ko hath lagata hai
Ab tu dekh yeh bhadra teri biwi ki bhi boor faadega
Bhosdi mom bhi kya karti
Baap Madarchod hai nahi
Boor toh lund maangegi hi
Ab kya karu
Haan aarohi se mil leta hoon
Aur main pahunch gaya
Uske cabin mein
Aarohi dusri taraf Dekh rahi thi
Main bola dhappa
Aarohi dar gayi
Aarohi..tum
Aur yeh boke aarohi apni gun mujhpe taan di
Main uske saamne baith gaya
Aarohi..you bastard Apne hath upar karo
Warna shoot kar dungi
Main.. madam harami mat bolo
Warna usi gun ko tumhari boor mein Ghusa dunga
Yeh sunke aarohi ko itna gussa aaya
Ki usne mujhpe goli chala di
Goli mere maathe se takra ke neeche gid gayi
Aarohi shocked ho gayi
Ab laga use dar
Bhadra khush hua
Aur uska lund aur jayda Khush hua
Aarohi..darte hue..kaun ho tum
Main..aapka chahne waala
Aarohi..shut up
Main..dekho madam galti aapki hai
Mujhe bastard kyun bola aapne
Aarohi.. sorry
Lekin tum mujhe Pareshaan kyun kar rahe ho
Main..kahan kar raha hoon
Aap hi bematlab ka mujhe itna dhoyi ho
Ek thappad maara tha hawaldaar ko
Uske badle aapne mujhe itna dhoya
Koi normal aadmi hota toh dum tod deta
Aarohi..tumne mujhe uksaya tha
Mere sath gandi language use karke
Aur ek minute normal aadmi
Toh kya tum normal nahi ho
Main.. appan alien hai
Yeh sunke aarohi shock ho gayi
Aarohi..man mein..3rd degree torcher kiya
Kuch nahi hua
Balls ko itni zor se pakad dabayi
Kuchh nahi hua
Yahan tak ki mathe pe goli maari
Kuchh nahi hua
Ek minute daredevil bhi toh bullet proof hai
Kahin yahi toh daredevil nahi hai
Main..appan daredevil nahi hai
Appan uska bhai hai
Aarohi..kya
Main..yep
Aarohi.. tum apne bhai se keh do
Ki woh surrender kar de
Woh bach nahi sakta
Main..duniya ka koi bhi hathiyar uski body ko nahi bhed sakta
Aarohi..tum toh keh rahe the ki mujhse pyar karte hi
Tum mere liye itna nahi kar sakte
Main..madam main tumhein achcha insaan samajhta tha
Lekin tum toh bitch nikli
Aarohi.. apni had mein raho
Main..chillao mat
Jab koi cheekhta hai
Toh man karta hai
Uski aatma ko mita doon
Aur rahi baat tumhari
Toh ek baat sun lo
Jab koi tumhara balatkar karega
Tab tumhein ehsaas hoga
Ki kaisa mehsus hota hai
Aur rapist's ko kyun nahi maarna chahiye
Aarohi..cheekhte hue..get out
Main..ab agar tumhara balatkar hua
Toh na main tumhein bachane aaunga
Aur na mera bhai
Bloody bitch
Yeh bolke main teleport ho gaya
Aur pahuncha Apne senior ke paas
Tabhi uske sath jo ladki thi
Uski cheekh nikal gayi
Main.. sorry
Rahul..kya hai be
Main..woh boss tumse ek help chahiye
Rahul..gaand nahi dunga
Main..are gaand nahi chahiye
Woh main yeh keh raha tha
Kya tu 10 gundi ladkiyo ka intezaam kar sakta hai
Rahul..tu toh mujhse bhi bada harami nikla
Main..woh toh main hoon
Ladki..yeh kaun hai honey
Rahul..yeh bhadra hai
Mera junior
Urmila tum thodi der ke liye room se bahar chali jaao
Urmila bahar chali gayi
Bhadra..yeh kaun thi
Main..meri bua ki ladki
Aur meri biwi
Bhadra.. phir toh tu jyada harami hua
Main..waise plan toh badhiya hai
Uske baad rahul ne kisi ko phone lagaya
Rahul..lisa 10 ladkiyo ko bol do
Ki acp aarohi ko utha le
Aur use nanga karke
Aisi acting kare ki uska rape hone waala hai
Lisa..ok dear
Rahul..done
Main..thank you
Gaand do na
Isse pehle ki senior kuchh bolta
main wahan se bhaag aaya
Ab wait tha ki kab aarohi kidnap hoti hai
Saali bhosdi
Kya karu
Behen ki laudi ko mujhse pyar hone waala nahi tha
Toh daredevil se hi karwa dete hain...
Cm ne commissioner ko bol diya tha
Ki use daredevil zinda chahiye
Pata nahi kyun
Ab woh main yaani rahulwa bata sakta hoon
Lekin mera man nahi hai
Mp ke guards se jab puchhtach ki gayi
Toh unhone sab kuchh bata diya
Jiske baad un gurads ko suspend kar diya gaya
Phir aarohi rashmi ke ghar pahunchi Rashmi Ghar se nahi nikli thi
Jab se bhadra use ghar chhodke gaya tha
Rashmi ne aarohi se baat karne se inkaar kar diya
Aarohi bhi uspe jyada pressure nahi daal sakti thi
Mp aur mla dono cm ki party ke the
Agar media ko rashmi yeh bata deti
Toh cm ko resign karna padta
Behenchod bhosdi ne college se nikalwa diya
Iski maa ko chodu
Ab madarchod dusre college mein admission lena padega
Main nisha ko school chhoda
Aur uske baad sochne laga ki kahan jaau
Is bhosdi mom ka peechha karta hoon
Saali kahin aisa toh nahi hai
Ki yeh kisi se chudwa rahi hai
Aaj kal make up bhi karti hai
Pehle toh aisa nahi tha
Ab meri ring mujhe wohin pahunchati thi
Jahan koi na ho
Bas kisi ko bachane ke liye
Direct uske paas pahunch jaata tha
Ya jab kisi ko Thokna ho toh
Behenchod yeh toh washroom hai
Yeh behenchod aahein kiski hain
Main jaise hi washroom ka gate khola
Meri ankhein chaundhiya gayi
Mere sar ke pichhle hisse mein dard hone laga
Meri mom ek 30 saal ke aadmi ko kiss kar rahi thi
Meri ankho mein ansu aagaye
Khoon ka ek ek qatra ubalne laga
Mom mujhe wahan dekhke shocked reh gayi
Woh aadmi ko jaise hi main dekha
Madarchod yeh toh mere bade chacha cm ka saala hai
Use pata tha ki main ek number ka chodu hoon
Uska naam rajan tha
Rajan.. bhadra tum jo soch rahe ho
Waisa kuchh nahi hai
Main aur tumhari mom mature hain
Aur aaj ke time mein yeh sab normal hai
Tumhari mom meri gf hain
Main apni gardan ko jhatka diya
Main..zor se..bahar jaao mom
Tumse toh main baad mein baat karunga
Mom.. bhadra yeh kya tareeka hai
Baat karne ka
Tum jaao yahan se
Main ghar pe tumse baat karungi
Rajan..bhadra tumhari mom sahi keh rahi hain
Main.. madarchod behen ke laude
Tujhse kisi ne bola bolne ko
Aur maara main madarchod ke jabde pe ek punch uske daant toot gaye
Aur uske kaan mein seeti bajne lagi
Ab mere paas super strength nahi thi
Lekin phir bhi mera punch zordaar tha
Mom shocked reh gayi
Mom.. gusse mein..bhadra yeh kya badtamizi hai
Tum paagal ho gaye ho
Main..mom agar tumne mere baap se mujhe jana hai
Toh kasam khata hoon
Tumhare doodh ki
Tadpa tadpa ke maarunga
Is madarchod ko
Haram ka jana shaadi shuda hoke
Bolta hai ki tum iski gf ho
Itni hi tumahre boor mein khujli thi
Toh bata deti
Yeh sunke mom mujhe thappad maar di
Rajan ab sambhal chuka tha
Aur usne mera collar pakad liya
Mom.. please rajan forgive him please
For god sake
Yeh sunke mera dimaag fat pada
Main mom ka hath pakda
Aur wahan se teleport ho gaya
Ab hum Rajasthan ke registan mein tha
Jahan door door tak ko nahi tha
Rajan ki gaand fat gayi
Yeh hua kya
Mom bhi ghabra gayi
Main rajan ko ek thappad maara
Dusra maara
Rajan mujhe dhakka diya
Aur phir aayi kick ki baari
Maara main saale ke munh pe laat
Rajan behosh hoke gid pada
Main yahin nahi ruka
Uske seene pe baith gaya
Aur uske face pe Punch maarne laga
Mom ko toh kuchh samajh hi nahi aaraha tha
Ki woh kya kare
Main rajan ke face pe maare ja raha tha
Mere sar pe khoon sawar tha
Tabhi mom mujhe pakad li
Mom.. bhadra woh mar jaayega
Aisa mat karo please
Uski galti nahi thi
Maine hi use seduce kiya tha
Please bhadra stop it
Yeh bolke mom fut fut ke rone lagi
Yeh sunke main rajan ko maarna band kar diya
Aur mom ki taraf dekha
Main..bas ek sawal ka.jawab do
Kya tum isse chud chuki ho
Yeh sunke mom ne rona band kar diya
Aur mujhe thappad maar di
Main phirse rajan ko maarne laga
Mom yeh dekhke ghabra gayi
Rajan ka chehra buri tarah se pachak gaya tha
Khoon se bhar chuka tha
Uska chehra
Mom ne mera collar pakad liya
Mom... please bhadra tumhein meri kasam ruk jaao please
Main..kya tum isse chud chuki ho
Bas mujhe jawab chahiye
Mom..cheekhte hue..nahi nahi nahi
Yeh sunke main rajan ko maarna band kar diya
Aur mom ki taraf dekha
Woh abhi bhi ro rahi thi
Main unke gaalo ko zor se pakad liya
Aur unki aankho mein dekhne laga
Main..agar aapke andar itni hi aag hai
Toh use main thanda karunga
Aapko chudna hai
Toh main aapko chodunga
Jitni baar bologi
Utni baar chodunga
Lekin agar aap ko mere siwa kisi ne touch bhi kiya
Toh use aisi maut maarunga
Ki yamraaj bhi kaanp jaayega
Meri ankho mein dekhke mom dar se kaanpne lagi
Phir bhi woh mujhe thappad maar di
Mom.. main tumhari maa hoon maa
Yeh bolte hue tumhein sharam nahi aati
Main..jitna chahe maar lo
Jaan se bhi maar do
Main uff tak nahi karunga
Kyunki aapne mujhe janam diya hai
Lekin agar aapko merr siwa kisi ne hath lagaya
Toh aap delhiyega
Uske poore khandan ko mita dunga
Mom ghabra gayi
Mujhe yeh sab bolta dekh
Unhein samajh nahi aaraha tha
Ki ho kya raha hai
Main yahan kaise leke aagaya unhein
Mujhmeim itni power kahan se aagayi
Ki rajan jaise hatte katte aadmi ko pel diya
Mom..theek hai aaj se main kisi ko bhi apna sharir touch nahi karne dungi
Please use hospital leke chalo
Mujhe bahut dar lag raha hai
Kahin woh mar gaya toh
Aur yeh bolke mom behosh ho gayi
Main rajan ko pakda
Aur use leke hospital pahunch gaya
Aur Uske baadi uski wife smita ko phone karke bata diya
Ki uska husband hospital mein hai
Maine Apna face change kar liya tha
Taaki koi mujhe pehchaan na paaye
Main ek ward boy ko pakda
Aur use rajan ke paas leke aaya
Woh faaltu ka sawal puchhne laga
Main.. bhosdike chup karke ise doctor ke paas le jaa
Yeh chief minister ka saala hai
Yeh sunke uski gaand fat gayi
Aur woh doctor ke paas bhaaga
Agar madarchod ne meri mom ko chod diya hota
Toh sachmein main ise aur iski biwi dono ko maar deta
Uske baad main wapas mom ke paas aaya
Aur unhein apni god mein utha ke
Unke room mein pahunch gaya
Behenchod gussa abhi bhi aaraha tha
Mera maa kisi ne touch kaise kiya
Bhosdi aaj chud hi jaati
Phir main mom ki taraf dekha
Kitni pyari lag rahi thi
Mujhe badtamizi nahi karni Chahiye thi
Kuchh bhi ho
Mujhe janam diya tha
Meri maa thi
Main mom ke munh pe paani maara
Mom hosh mein aagayi
Aur idhar udhar dekhne lagi
Main..rajan ko hospital pahuncha diya hai
Mom.. ghabrate hue..tum mere bete nahi ho
Tum koi behrupiya ho
Mera beta kitna masum aur bhola tha
Batao kaun ho tum
Main.. pata hai aap shocked mein ho
Mom..door raho mujhse
Main mom munh pe ungli rakh diya
Man..jo bol raha hoon pehle suno
Main jab coma se jaaga toh mere paas yeh sab powers aachuki thi
Tabhi mom ko jhatka laga
Aur woh aur jyada dar gayi
Mom..tum hi daredevil ho
Main..haan
Mom..tum khooni ban gaye
Kya yahi parvarish di thi maine tumhein
Main..isse aapko koi matlab nahi hona Chahiye
Main Rapist ko maarta hoon
Bekasoor ko nahi
Aur rahi baat aapki
Toh agar aapne apna promise toda hai
Toh apne aapko khatam kar dunga
Yeh sunte hi mom ne mere munh pe hath rakh diya
Mom..aisa kyun bol rahe ho
Main nahi karungi ab woh sab kisi ke sath
Tumse badhke mere liye koi nahi hai
Main..sorry main aap pe chillaya
Mujhe aisa nahi karna Chahiye tha
Maaf kar dijiye
Yeh bolke main apne kaan pakad liya
Mom mujhe Apne seene se laga li
Main.. main aapko kisi sath dekhne ka soch bhi nahi sakta
Aap sirf meri ho
Yeh sunke mom jhenp gayi
Jo mujhe pata nahi tha
Mom..bhadra main tumhari mom hoon
Yeh sab mat bolo
Main..sach hi toh bol raha hoon
Aisa nahi hai
Ki mere andar hawas hai isi liye bol raha hoon
Main aapse bahut pyar karta hoon
Aap sirf meri ho
Yeh bolke maim mom se lipat gaya
Mom..man mein..yeh kya ho gaya hai bhadra ko
Woh aisi ajeeb ajeeb baatein kyun kar raha hai
Woh mera beta hai
Yeh paap hai
Main aisa nahi hone de sakti
Mom.. bhadra main tumhari mom hoon
Maine tumse promise karti hoon
Ki main kisi mard ke paas bhi nahi jaaungi
Lekin tumne agar dobara aisi baatein ki
Toh main apni jaan de dungi
Main..aap bas apna promise yaad rakhna
Mujhe aur kuchh nahi chahiye
Waah and Filmfare goes to
Hap bhosdike
Filmfare laude ka Filmfare
And oscer goes to the one only bhadra
Mom..ab mujhe chhodo
Mujhe change bhi karna hai
Kapde gande ho gaye hain
Main mom se alag ho gaya
Aur unhein dekhne laga
Don't worry mom
Tumhari boor tumhein khud mere paas leke aayegi
Mujhe bas ab tumhare sapno mein jaana hai baaki ka kaam Apne aap ho jaayega
Main.. love you mom
Yeh bolke main mom ke maathe ko chum liya
Aur phir room se bahar aagaya
Madarchod meri maa ko hath lagata hai
Ab tu dekh yeh bhadra teri biwi ki bhi boor faadega
Bhosdi mom bhi kya karti
Baap Madarchod hai nahi
Boor toh lund maangegi hi
Ab kya karu
Haan aarohi se mil leta hoon
Aur main pahunch gaya
Uske cabin mein
Aarohi dusri taraf Dekh rahi thi
Main bola dhappa
Aarohi dar gayi
Aarohi..tum
Aur yeh boke aarohi apni gun mujhpe taan di
Main uske saamne baith gaya
Aarohi..you bastard Apne hath upar karo
Warna shoot kar dungi
Main.. madam harami mat bolo
Warna usi gun ko tumhari boor mein Ghusa dunga
Yeh sunke aarohi ko itna gussa aaya
Ki usne mujhpe goli chala di
Goli mere maathe se takra ke neeche gid gayi
Aarohi shocked ho gayi
Ab laga use dar
Bhadra khush hua
Aur uska lund aur jayda Khush hua
Aarohi..darte hue..kaun ho tum
Main..aapka chahne waala
Aarohi..shut up
Main..dekho madam galti aapki hai
Mujhe bastard kyun bola aapne
Aarohi.. sorry
Lekin tum mujhe Pareshaan kyun kar rahe ho
Main..kahan kar raha hoon
Aap hi bematlab ka mujhe itna dhoyi ho
Ek thappad maara tha hawaldaar ko
Uske badle aapne mujhe itna dhoya
Koi normal aadmi hota toh dum tod deta
Aarohi..tumne mujhe uksaya tha
Mere sath gandi language use karke
Aur ek minute normal aadmi
Toh kya tum normal nahi ho
Main.. appan alien hai
Yeh sunke aarohi shock ho gayi
Aarohi..man mein..3rd degree torcher kiya
Kuch nahi hua
Balls ko itni zor se pakad dabayi
Kuchh nahi hua
Yahan tak ki mathe pe goli maari
Kuchh nahi hua
Ek minute daredevil bhi toh bullet proof hai
Kahin yahi toh daredevil nahi hai
Main..appan daredevil nahi hai
Appan uska bhai hai
Aarohi..kya
Main..yep
Aarohi.. tum apne bhai se keh do
Ki woh surrender kar de
Woh bach nahi sakta
Main..duniya ka koi bhi hathiyar uski body ko nahi bhed sakta
Aarohi..tum toh keh rahe the ki mujhse pyar karte hi
Tum mere liye itna nahi kar sakte
Main..madam main tumhein achcha insaan samajhta tha
Lekin tum toh bitch nikli
Aarohi.. apni had mein raho
Main..chillao mat
Jab koi cheekhta hai
Toh man karta hai
Uski aatma ko mita doon
Aur rahi baat tumhari
Toh ek baat sun lo
Jab koi tumhara balatkar karega
Tab tumhein ehsaas hoga
Ki kaisa mehsus hota hai
Aur rapist's ko kyun nahi maarna chahiye
Aarohi..cheekhte hue..get out
Main..ab agar tumhara balatkar hua
Toh na main tumhein bachane aaunga
Aur na mera bhai
Bloody bitch
Yeh bolke main teleport ho gaya
Aur pahuncha Apne senior ke paas
Tabhi uske sath jo ladki thi
Uski cheekh nikal gayi
Main.. sorry
Rahul..kya hai be
Main..woh boss tumse ek help chahiye
Rahul..gaand nahi dunga
Main..are gaand nahi chahiye
Woh main yeh keh raha tha
Kya tu 10 gundi ladkiyo ka intezaam kar sakta hai
Rahul..tu toh mujhse bhi bada harami nikla
Main..woh toh main hoon
Ladki..yeh kaun hai honey
Rahul..yeh bhadra hai
Mera junior
Urmila tum thodi der ke liye room se bahar chali jaao
Urmila bahar chali gayi
Bhadra..yeh kaun thi
Main..meri bua ki ladki
Aur meri biwi
Bhadra.. phir toh tu jyada harami hua
Main..waise plan toh badhiya hai
Uske baad rahul ne kisi ko phone lagaya
Rahul..lisa 10 ladkiyo ko bol do
Ki acp aarohi ko utha le
Aur use nanga karke
Aisi acting kare ki uska rape hone waala hai
Lisa..ok dear
Rahul..done
Main..thank you
Gaand do na
Isse pehle ki senior kuchh bolta
main wahan se bhaag aaya
Ab wait tha ki kab aarohi kidnap hoti hai
Saali bhosdi
Kya karu
Behen ki laudi ko mujhse pyar hone waala nahi tha
Toh daredevil se hi karwa dete hain...
Iron Man
Try and fail. But never give up trying
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