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Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

AP 316

Bhagwaan Hun Main Bhosdk.
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Hijackers ne ek Bank ko Hijack karliya tha or uske andar bahot saare logon ko gunpoint par rakha tha or badle mein saare drugs and ek helicopter caahiye tha unhe...

Main- Ye pehle waale kidnappers jaisa nahi hai ye banda shyaana hai or isse pata hai ye kya kar raha hai ...Hum aas pass bhi nahi jaa shakte inke..

Mangal- Toh kya drugs de denge be..

Main- Hell no...Chance he nahi hai...Yelog dirty khelne lag gaye hain toh mujhe bhi dirty khelna padega....Aise baat nahi banegi...Iss bandey ko dhundtey hain ye hai kon..

Anjali- Boss masked hai banda height ,weight k alawa koi hint nahi hai humaare pass 3 ghantey mein impossible hai isko dhundana ... Kon hai kaise hai kyun hai humein kuch nahi pata...

Main- Mujhe pata hai...Ye NCB ka koi ex agent hai ,jisse nikaal diya NCB waalon ne...

Anjali- How ?? Aapko kaise pata ??

Main- Iski language mujhe Uniform waali lagi .uske alawa usne mera helicopter waala juth turant pakkad liya usse sab pata tha helicopter kahaan hai aise he koi track nhi kar shakta helicopters bina koi contact k ..Then 6'o clock etc ye words officers he use kartey hain toh mujhe laga ye police mein raha hoga but nahi usne Anjali ko madam bola and Shruti ko Mam , NCB officers apne seniors ko he Mam boltey hain otherwise females ko madam he boltey hain ... uske alawa isne sab juth pakkade humaare ,lekin isne iss baat par jarra saa bhi shakk nahi kiya ki humein drugs nikaalne k liye NCB k regional head k sign caahiye , kyunki ye baat sach thi or ye usse bhi pata hai ki sign caahiye hain humein evidence se drugs nikaalne k liye issliye usne ek baar bhi shakk takk nahi kiya iss baat par or seedha maan gaya kyunki usse pehle pata tha yahi procedure hai evidence nikalwaane ka or ye keval NCB officials ko he pata hota hai ...

Shruti- Yes.

Main- Toh Shruti ji Aisa banda dhundo jisse saal 6 maheene pehle nikaala gaya ho most probably kissi corruption case mein or ek or detail add kardo usse helicopter bhi fly karna aana caahiye .

Anjali- Sure kaise ho boss...I know usne helicopter maanga but pilot nahi maanga yaani woh khud lejaaenge helicopter fly karke but jaruri thodi hai wahi khud leke jaaega uske sath baaki koi bhi ho shakta hai..

Main- Ho shakta hai but come on Anjali hired gundey hain uske sath local gangsters unhe ghanta helicopter fly karna aata hoga ,jabki isne sab details perfectly bataai helicopters ki even usse pata hai tracker hota hai or usse keval pilot he off kar shakta hai ...

Mangal- Bro did I ever tell you ,how fucking smart you are ??

Main- Not enough times...Jaldi karo...Shruti i give you 15 minutes tops...

Mangal- Abe isko dhundke kya karega ?? identity mill bhi gayi toh ye toh drugs leke udd jaaega fir iska warrant nikaalte rehna..

Main- Kuch sinister saa plan hai mere dimag mein bataaunga nahi abhi...

Mangal- Ok..Ok.. atleast plan toh hai...

Main- Bhai ko call kar toh... Helicopter kahaan hai apna ,mangwa letey hain..

Mangal- Yele...

Deva- Kya situation hai...?

Main- Koi shyaana banda takkar gaya hai bhai...S92 Delhi hai kya ???

Deva- Yeah..

Main- Bulaao toh yahaan...

Deva- Abe tu drugs dene ki soch raha hai kya ??

Main- Yeah..Smart banda hai bhai saari planning bhaanp gaya pehle he harr jagah bandey hain iske..

Deva- Abe tu khud bola tha drugs diya toh Saikdon logon par impact padega...Or ab khud deraha hai drugs..

Main -De nahi raha bhai dene kaa soch raha hun maine kaha...Don't worry I'll handle this...Aap helicopter bulaa lo...

Deva-OK Ok...

Call disconnected...

Shruti - We got him AP...Ye hosakta hai..

Shruti ne apna tablet diya mujhe jisme ek bandey kaa profile tha..

Shruti- Uday Kumar, age 44 NCB Delhi ka ek Intelligence Officer tha ye i remember him 1-2 baar kabhi milli hun isase pehle... 7 months pehle isko evidence se drugs chori k maamle mein suspend kiya gaya tha kaafi bada case tha uss time ka ye NCB k liye kaafi beijati hui thi ,shakk toh yahaan takk tha ki ye kaam woh pichle kai maheeno se karta aa raha tha but koi saboot nahi Milla or usko bus suspend kardiya gay..And guess what Helicopter Lessons bhi liye hain isne NCB k training course mein...

Main- Yahi hai.. Address kya hai iska.. Family??

Shruti- Last known address Rohtak , Geeta Nagar House number 23 ...Maa ,Biwi and 2 bache hain ek ladka and ek ladki...

Main- Anjali Rohtak SP se baat kar or bol khud jaaye abhi k abhi or address verify karwaaye uski family caahiye mujhe asap....

Anjali- Ok boss...

Mangal -Kya pakka raha hai boss...

Main- Something disgusting...Shruti ji iske sathiyon se baat karo force mein jo iske sath they unse details lo ,koi toh kuch toh jaanta hoga kuch bhi information hai toh mujhe bataao..

Shruti- Copy...

Sab apne apne kaam mein lag gaye bus main or Mangal bache wahaan ..

Main- Kursi dey toh be woh ,bc jaldi kaam bane toh theek hai injection ka ashar bhi khatam hone waala hai..

Mangal- Koi naa ek or lagwa lena .

Main- Paracetamol k injection thodi hain bhosdk ,gand faad system hai ye iska ashar khatam hoga tab gand bhi utani he fategi...

Ab firse woh phone baja jo andar se tha...

Aadmi- 30 minutes hogayi hain AP sahab kya progress hai..

Main- Sab sahi track par hai helicopter city mein aa chuka hai ... Hostages sab theek hain naa ??

Aadmi- Yes...Kissi ko touch bhi nahi kiya hai ...

Main-Ok...

Aadmi - But dhyaan rahe touch karne se piche nahi hattunga main..

Main- its ok...tumhe jo caahiye woh mill jaaega..

Aadmi- Ok...Ok..Vishwash toh mujhe abhi bhi nahi horaha hai ki AP mujhe drugs dedega ,main jaanta hun tumhare baare mein ..

Main- Don't worry abhi kuch nahi karunga ...Chala Jaa tera maal leke but trust me dhund lunga main tujhe or bhai sabko maarunga a to z sabko..

Aadmi- Dekhtey hain...

Main- Waise Jose ne kya Dene ka waada kiya hai drugs k badle mein jo sablog aise bawle horahe hain..

Aadmi-Bahot kuch ...Chinta Naa karo tum uski..

Main- I mean Abe 200 Crore k toh drugs he hain gand maraae Jose main tumhe 200 crore cash deta hun ,aapas mein baant lo or gayab ho jaao ,gand marrae Jose ..

Aadmi- Hahahah...Tujhse paise leke tujhse dushmani moll lun or Jose ko dhoka deke Jose se bhi dushmani moll lun pagal nahi hun main ...

Main- Abe mujhse koi dushmani nahi rahegi Teri ..

Aadmi- Pagal naa bana AP ,aise 200 crore deke bhull jaata naa tu ,toh aajtak sadak par hota tu...

Main- Fair point...

Aadmi- Issliye jaldi se meri demands Puri kar ...

Main- Ussi mein laga hun bhai..Give me some time...

Aadmi- Time pura hone waala hai AP ,so better act fast because I'm not joking here ..

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Bhagwaan Hun Main Bhosdk.
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Update-666(The Dirty Plan-2)
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Anjali or Shruti dono he humaare kidnapper Uday par research kar rahe they uski sab details nikalwai jaa rahi thi uske neighbours se baat ki jaa rahi thi uske puraane NCB k sathiyon se baat ki jaa rahi thi and finally kareeb 1 ghante k baad kuch update leke Anjali or Shruti mere pass aai...

Main- Please tell me kuch Milla humein...

Anjali- Family mill gayi but bad news hai.

Main- Kya ???

Anjali- Yahaan nahi hai family...

Main- Koi naa india k kissi bhi kone mein ho farak nahi padta ,pura india apna hai ...

Anjali- That's the point uski family Mauritius mein hai...

Main- What the fuck... Bhenchod Mauritius mein kaise??Casinar k pass ???

Anjali- Casinaa kya??Kon??

Main -Woh chhodo ... Mauritius kaise ??

Shruti- Iske suspension k baad he isne apni family ko abroad bhejdiya tha , obviously paisa bahot kama liya tha usne corruption se toh woh paise k sath family ko wahin shift karwa diya..Iske kuch neighbours ne bataya humein even NCB k kuch khaas doston ne bhi yahi bataya..

Main- Fucking hell...

Mangal- Ab be ?? Aadha time hogaya hai or tera ek maatar plan flop hogaya hai...

Main- Rukk jaa bc...Let me think... Mauritius..Bc.. Mauritius... Mauritius...Yes....Plan flop nahi hua bc ,Plan better hogaya...Give me two minutes...Iski family ki sab details bhejo mere pass...

Main ek side aaya and Sunny ko call lagaya ,Sunny yaad haina ,Sunny Sanjay k pehle Pillar or drug game k pehle king Namit Bhatt ka bhatija or uska right hand tha ,maine usko actually maine nahi 2.0 ne usko or uski behan ko jinda chhod diya tha or Mauritius bhej diya tha 2.0 ki accountant Vanessa k pass or tabse Sunny mere liye loyal hai ,hona bhi caahiye uski puri family ko bachaa liya tha maine ..Ab i know Randy wagairah ne mujhe Asian Underworld k contacts naa use karne ko kaha tha but technically Mauritius asia mein tha he nahi Mauritius Africa mein tha or wahaan Asian Underworld k kissi contact ko use nahi kar raha tha main .. Issliye maine Sunny ko call lagaya ...

Sunny- Boss....Good Afternoon..

Main- Sun I need your help asap..

Sunny- Ji boss ,hukkum kijiye please...

Main- Obviously abtak toh pura Mauritius jaan gaya hoga tujhe sabke sath business kar raha hai tu..

Sunny - Ji bhai..

Main - Ek family ki details bhej raha hun tere pass , photo names etc sab .. Inko dhundke dey mujhe 1 ghante se pehle kuch bhi karke ...Indian hai or kuch months se wahaan reh rahe hain , police ya government contacts use kar easy hoga dhundana kyunki real name se he reh rahe honge wohlog ,jitana paisa khilaana hai khilaa mujhe yelog caahiye woh bhi 1 ghante se pehle pehle.Bahot urgent hai..

Sunny- Hogaya samjho bhai..Aap tension naa lo bhai...

Main- Jaldi kar...

Call disconnected...

Ab Finally mujhe sans aaya bc ye toh better hogaya mere liye obviously India mein hotey wohlog toh hard hota bc kyunki India mein kahin bhi ho shakte they Wohlog,India is massive lekin Mauritius Bhenchod jhant bharr kaa desh hai even meri District se bhi chota hai size mein or wahaan mere contacts bahut jyaada strong hain bahut jyaada issliye main sure tha ki wohlog dhund lenge unko ,bus question ye tha ki kitani derr mein...

Main- Plan is active guys...Thodi derr bus isko uljaahke rakho...

Mangal- 1.5 ghanta hogaya hai 1.5 bacha hai toh I hope tera plan Humesha ki tarah sahi ho otherwise ye banda pakka logon ko maarna suru kar dega and that I bad ..

Main- I know just trust me...

Ab humaare pass wait karne k alawa koi option nahi tha mera saara bharosa ab bus Sunny par tha uske alawa koi dusara plan nahi tha mere pass..Ab finally kareeb 55 minutes baad mera phone baja jo unknown number se tha but foreign number tha or more precisely Mauritius ka number tha toh maine turant uthaya and saamne se ek ladki ki awaaj aai...

Ladki- Good Afternoon boss...It's Yuvika...

Yuvika , Sunny ki behan hai or ye bhi wahin hai obviously..

Main- Please tell me mill Gaye wohlog...

Yuvika- Aap kuch kaam bolo or woh naa ho ,aisa kaise ho shakta hai boss...Mill gaye...Mere saamne ghar hai unka...

Main- Awesome... Fucking awesome...

Yuvika- Yeah maine or Sunny ne 2 hisse mein baant liya tha Mauritius ko and mere area mein mill Gaye wohlog ,as you said real name se he reh rahe they..

Main- Gate par koi guard?? Security??

Yuvika - Ghanta kuch nahi hai boss...

Main- Tere sath bandey haina ??

Yuvika- Ji boss bandey bhi hain or local police bhi hai woh bhi apne he log hain...Kuch bhi kar shakte hain humlog...

Main- Gajab... Fucking Gajab..Jaldi se andar ghusso and guns taan do uppar ,gand faad do darra do ,tum bhi police mein he ho Aisa lagna chahiye baaki police waale toh sath hain he...

Yuvika- Copy that boss..

Main- Main karta hun call kuch derr mein...

Call disconnected..

Mangal - Hua kuch ??

Main- Sab hogaya ,mill gayi iski family...

Anjali- Ok...Ab kya boss ??Kya plan hai???

Mangal- Family ka kya karenge humlog..?

Main- Bahot kuch...Shruti ji jarra apne kaan bandh rakhna ..

Shruti- Main side mein chali jaati hun no worries..

Main- Uski jarurat nahi hai bus baat thoda yahin takk rehney dena...You know thoda kaala kaam hai..

Shruti - Oh come on AP abtak toh tumhe jaan gayi hun main ,I know how you work toh tum jo bhi karoge sahi he hai..

Main-Good..

Mangal- Abe lekin karna kya hai..??

Main- Ab dekho obviously yelog ab dirty game khelne lag gaye hain ,pehle jab bhi Sanjay ka koi Banda aata tha toh wohlog fairly khelte they like ye chutiya harkaatein nahi kartey they kissi ne maal waapis nahi maanga jabki ye maal humaare pass maheeno se hai kyunki sabko pata hai ki ye drugs humne fairly unhe haraake jeete they but Jose thoda alag type ka banda hai itane saal se jail mein paddey paddey uske morals khatam hogaye hain uske saare usull khatam hogaye hain koi fairness nahi bachi uske andar usse bus jeetane se matlab hai ,woh caahe kaise he jeetey issliye woh dirty khel raha hai toh humein bhi dirty he khelna padega...

Mangal- Ok ...Kaise ??

Main- Iski family mere kuch sources k kabje mein hai wohlog police banke unke gharmein ghusse hain ab next phone par main Uday ko dhamki dunga ki yaa toh humaara sath dey otherwise uski puri family ko jail mein dalwaa dunga fake charges par ,meri bahut chalti hai wahaan...Blah blah blah ye kardunga woh kardunga ... Obviously family ki fikar toh hai he usse or usse ye bhi pata hai main kuch bhi kar shakta hun logon k liye toh uski gand fattke 4 ho jaaegi or usse humari baat maanani padegi...

Shruti- Or agar nahi maani toh...

Main- Aise kaise nahi maanega Shruti ji Maa ,Biwi ,2 bache sab hain unke alawa hai kya iske pass unki care karta hai issiliye toh abroad bhejdiya unko...Woh toh hath jodke maanega humaari baat..Maanani padegi dusara option thodi dunga koi.. Main batata hun inhe ki Bhenchod dirty kaise kheltey hain

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AP 316

Bhagwaan Hun Main Bhosdk.
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Update-667(Plan Successful)

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Mangal- Gajab plan bc gajab...Ab Uday k pass koi moka nahi hoga unhe surrender karna he padega..

Main- No no no... Surrender nahi karenge wohlog...

Anjali- What ??Toh fir ??

Main- Anjali andar 15-16 log hain woh iske log thodi hain woh toh isne team banaai hai logon ko laake yaa even iske bosses ne team banaake di hai isko ,or isse team kaa leader banaaya hai ab ye surrender karega obviously kyunki iski family ka sawaal hai but baaki logon ki family thodi khatre mein hai wohlog iske sath kyun fansenge ,chutiya thodi hain wohlog unhe Jose ko jawaab dena padega or Jose jarur fir unki family ko maar dega ... Issliye no wohlog iske sath kabhi nahi denge...

Mangal- Fuck bc...Abe fir kya fayda hua..

Main- Bahot kuch...Abe tumlog thoda dimag kholke kaam kiya karo ...

Anjali- Unfortunately boss aapke jitana dimag nahi haina humaare pass ,aap thoda aaram se samjhaao..

Main- Dekh ab hum Uday ko daraaenge obviously woh darr jaaega or hum jo bolenge wahi karega woh ,yaani ek hisaab se andar ek apna banda hogaya ab hum usse orders denge ki bando ko gates se durr kare or thoda distract kare and bahaar iske log jo information dey unhe ignore kare or andar log kahaan kahaan mojjud hain sab details lenge and Uday humaare liye kaam karega un bando ko hostages se durr rakh k bus issi kaa faayda uthaake hum sab andar ghussenge and we'll kill them all...

Shruti- Damn..That's good..

Anjali- Banger plan boss..

Main- Issliye tum jaldi se ready Karo team ko ...Main...

Ab main aage kuch bolta usase pehle dusara phone baja jo andar se tha..

Main- Anjali team ready karwao asap...

Ye bolke maine phone uthaaya..

Uday- Hanji sir kya update hai ?? aakhri 20 minutes bache hain aapke pass...

Main- Sab on track hai don't worry...

Uday- Worry mujhe nahi aapko hona chahiye AP sahaab, log marenge toh main thodi badnaam hounga badnaam aap hoge ..

Main- Arrey tension naa le yaar kissi ko kuch nahi hoga ...

Uday- Or ye tumhe kaise pata ??

Main- Bhagwan hun be future dikhta hai mujhe...

Uday - Hahahah..

Main- Ley bc Vishwash nahi karta...Abe Sachmein bhagwan Hun main...

Uday- Majaak bandh ,kaam par dhyaan do AP..

Main- Abe maan nahi raha bc Tu akela sun raha haina...

Uday- Yes..

Main- Toh ,chal prove kardeta ab dekh tu obviously mask pehne andar gaya tha naa tune koi hint Diya mujhe naa main tujhe jaanta naa kuch orr lekin fir bhi tera naam guess kar shakta hun main 2 guesses mein...

Uday- AP ...Majaak bandh karo...

Main- Abhay ???Abhay naam hai kya tera ???

Uday- Hahahaha...

Main- Amit ???

Uday- Hahahaha...Dono guess over hue tere ...And you're wrong ..Mujhe bhull jaa ab ..

Main- Just kidding...Naam Uday Kumar ,Ex NCB Intelligence officer ,height 5"11 ,rang gehuan ,Rohtak Geeta Colony ka resident hai tu...

Ye sunke dusari side shaanti chaa gayi..

Main- Hello ,Mike testing 1...2...3...

Uday- Maine kaha tha na koi shyanpatti nahi karna ,or tune ki shyanpatti ,mujhe dhundke kya kama liya tune ,ab ye ladki Teri wajah se maregi...

Main- Bhosdk kissi ko hath bhi lagaa diya na toh teri maa chod dunga ,or baat baat ki nahi literally chod dunga bhenchood... Mauritius jaake chod dunga...

Uday -Kyaaa??

Main- Yes...Tera time hua ab pura ab meri sun or jo bolun wahi karna maadarchod... Itana shyaana hai nahi tu , obviously hum Rohtak gaye toh pata chala ki teri family yahan hai he nahi tune gayab kardiya unko ab main thehra Bhagwan toh maine dhund liya unhe, Mauritius mein and bc tujhe pata hai main kon hun aise chote mote deshon mein toh bhagwan se bhi jyaada chalti hai meri toh maine naa keval dhunda teri family ko balki kuch logon ko unse millne bheja hai ,rukk baat karwata hun ,kya Reena naam haina teri biwi jaa..

Ye bolke maine apna phone nikaala and Yuvika ko call kiya...

Yuvika- Hello boss..

Main- Baat karwa toh iski wife se..

Maine apna phone speaker par karke uss dusare phone k saamne kiya udhar Yuvika ne uski wife Reena ko phone diya..

Reena- Hello...Uday ji...Uday ji...

Uday- Reena...Hello...

Reena- ..y.y.y.e ..Kya horaha hai Uday ji...Yahaan.. yahaan...Bahot saare police waale aaye hain ,bandukkein kar rakhi hai humsabke uppar ,....We....We are scared.....Bache Darr rahe hain Uday ji...

Uday- Chinta matt karo Reena ...Sab theek kardunga main...AP....Meri family ko kuch bhi hua toh andar sabko maar dunga main ...Sun raha haina kuttey tu..

Main- Actually nahi sabko toh nahi maar shakta tu ,caahke bhi nahi ,jaise he tu pehli goli chalaaega bahar se already ready team andar ghussengi snipers active honge ,haan jyaada se jyaada 4-5 logon ko he maar paaega tu usase pehle tujhe thok diya jaaega and uske baad tu toh chala jaaega uppar Lekin Teri family ka kya hoga woh tu soch bhi nahi shakta...Tujhe pata hai bc Mauritius mein drugs k against bahot dangerous laws hain ,drugs miltey he bahot lambi jail milti hai or Mauritius ki jail bc bahot khatarnak hain...

Uday- Meri family k pass koi drugs nahi hai ..

Main- Ye tujhe pata hai mujhe pata hai wahaan ki police ko bhi pata hai...Drugs hain nahi woh hum dedenge, jitne caahiye utane denge...

Uday- T.t.t.t.u ...Ye nahi kar shakta ..

Main- Bhosdk main kuch bhi kar shakta hun ..Kuch bhi...Bola tha na bhagwan Hun main...Itani cocaine bharr dunga tere Ghar mein ki Bhenchod Puri family ko ummar kaid hogi ...Teri budhi maa teri biwi ,Abe tere bachon ki toh jawaani suru hui hai abhi puri jindagi bahaar nahi aa paaenge wohlog jail se or tujhe kya lagta hai kitane din survive Kar paaenge Mauritius ki jail mein wohlog Abe cheer faad denge andar inko...

Reena- Please...Uday ji...Please...Ye jo bol rahe hain woh kardo...Please....

Uday- Reena...Sab theek ho jaaega chinta matt karo tum...Main sab theek kar dunga...Bharosa rakho...

Main- Good ...Inko hatao ab ...

Maine apna phone cut Kiya .

Uday- Kya caahiye tujhe ??

Main- Ab aaya naa line par..

Uday- Surrender nahi karenge yelog mere kehne se ...Sawaal he paida nahi hota .

Main- Inko surrender karwana bhi nahi hai...Tujhe karna hai ...Sab surrender kardoge toh thokenge kisko be ,message kaise bhejenge tere baaki sathiyon ko ki kya hoga agar ye bakchodi kartey rahe wohlog toh..Bola tha naa bhosdko fairly khelo agar tum dirty kheloge toh maa chud jaaegi tumhari kyunki mujhse dirty koi khel he nahi shakta...

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