Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[Bhagwaan 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Black water]

Awesome fabulous update Bhai

 

[Vipul]

Update-210(Mona???)

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Bhenchod Gand maardi plan ki jhant bharr k Londo ne maadarchod.. Fuck.. Ab Abeer Aditi ko leke aaya wahaan..

Aditi-Let's to AP area is clear..

Abeer-Good Bye AP.. Told you I am watching you..

Main-Keep watching..

Main Aditi k sath bahaar aaya.. Toh bheed Ekdum clear thi ek banda bhi naa tha bus kuch police waalon ki Gand fod rakhi thi kuch nahi actually atleast 15-16 police waalon ko chotein aai thi jyaada nahi but theek thaak..

Aditi-I hope tum theek ho??

Main-Oh yeah i am fine..

Aditi-Damn.. People do hate you very much Pagal horahe they tumhe pakadne k liye.

Main-Oh yeah..

Isko bataya nahi Abeer ne ki bc plan toh mera he tha..

Aditi-Tumhari friend bhi safe hai by the way.. Car mein chipp gayi thi woh..

Main-Oh great..

Humlog fortuner Mein baithe tabtak ambulances bhi aa gayi thi kaafi Saari woh bhi..

Aditi-Let's go..

And humlog nikale wahaan se..Plan flop hoagay tha or not??? .. Maine Ami ko dekha woh musquraai maine usse smile di.. Humlog farmhouse pohanchey main or Ami mere room Mein aaye Pehle toh cameras and transmitters dhundey Maine jo obviously nahi mille mujhe..

Ami-Plan successful boss..

Main-Hell yeah..

Ami-Abeer ki Gaadi mein transmitter laga diya hai jo mere phone se connected hai toh humlog unki harr baat jo uss Gaadi mein hogi sun shaktey hain and unki locations bhi Jaan shaktey hain..

Main-Perfecto.. Or andar Abeer khuss horaha tha ussne mera plan flop kardiya.. Ahahahah.. Noob..

Actually mera bhaagne kaa plan tha he nahi mujhe pata tha Abeer wagairaah mera picha kar rahe they picha karna he tha kyunki kal maine Jaan bujh k unke saamne kaha tha ki mujhe college Jaana Hai jo unke dimag Mein baith gaya and unhe pata chal gaya ki main kuch toh karunga issliye woh mere piche he they ab jaise he Bheed enter hui maine Ami ko fortuner Mein he baithney kaa ishaara kiya or jaise he Abeer wagairaah andar aaye Ami uttari Gaadi se or bahaar Abeer ki Range rover k pass gayi Lockpick ki Gaadi kholi and ek bug laga diya uski Gaadi mein jisase main unki sab baat sun shakta hun.. Haweli Mein dobara entry impossible thi or haweli k Baad sabse important jagah Abeer ki Gaadi thi kyunki Abeer ek Gaadi he rakhta hai badalta nahi kaafi din takk or ye Gaadi ab mere piche rahegi humessa..

Actually mujhe Baaki kissi se koi problem nahi thi Ye Aditi yaa fir iski team yaa fir inke 50 police waale woh sab k aas pass hotey hue bhi main kand kar shakta tha mujhe dikkat bus Abeer and team se thi or dikkat ko durr karne k liye mujhe Abeer se ek step aage rehna tha or ab jab mujhe uska harr step pata hai toh main aage he rahunga.. Mera plan flop hojaae bhenchod halwa hai kya.. Ab woh device Ami k mobile se connected thi toh humpar shakk bhi nahi hoga inko.. In sab Mein Ek cheej galat hui or woh thi taser ussne sachmein Gand faad di thi meri bhenchod..

Ab maine Jo mobile Chang ne mujhe diya tha woh on kiya simcard already tha usme usase maine Chang ko message kiya ki "Plan Successful Ab Tu Anil ko Dhund k dey" jiska reply turant aaya "Soon Boss Soon"... Uske Baad maine woh phone off karke bathroom Mein chuppa diya and maine date sheet k hissab se Pehli book uthaai BMC.. Ab ye sab simple tha mere liye bc padhai he karwa raha tha itane din se previous year question paper and unse related important topics padh daale maine raat takk non stop bus lunch or dinner k liye rukka main.. Dinner k Baad main bahaar lawn mein ek bench par baitha cigarette pee raha tha. Tab mere pass Aditi aai..

Aditi-Hi..

Main-Hii..

Aditi-You ok??

Main-Yeah yeah. Why?

Aditi-I mean it hurts AP right?? Jo log tumhe apna Bhagwaan maantey they woh aaj Tumhaare naam se bhi naa khuss hain woh bhi itana.. It gotta hurt.. Uske Baad your family then your friends then your girlfriend even jo students tumse darrtey they woh aaj Tumhaare against khade hain..

Main-I mean yeah i knew that already, people only support me when they need me see jab main criminals ko Maar raha tha tab wohlog khuss they kyunki unke liye acha tha they can live freely woh safe feel kar rahe they but baat jab ab mere against hone ki aai toh wahi log ab ro rahe hain mere naam se. "Unhe nahi maarna caahiye tha they deserved justice blah blah" .. Thats just stupid.. But you know the funny thing is i dont really give a fuck.. Because i know Haryana will collapse without me.. Mere bina haryana khatam hojaega..

Aditi - Ye toh overconfidece hai hum jaise log bhi hain haryana Mein jinhe mouka nahi milta i mean jab tum they tab Humein koi nahi puchta tha humlog local drug cases, murders, thefts, prostitution etcetera k cases solve kartey they lekin Tumhaare active hone se Pehle we used to fight real crime then tum aagaye tumne takeover ki and bahot he acha kaam kiya obviously tareeka toh galat tha he but you did good and then now ab tum chale gaye then firse humlog wahi sab kar rahe hain and easily. Tum akele nahi ho AP jo haryana k liye ladtey ho humaare jaise bahot log hain jo daily ye sab kartey hain.. Isiliye overconfidence is not good..

Main-Debatable.. Tumhari puri team jo kaam 1 month Mein karegi woh main 1 ghantey Mein finish kar shakta hun with ease..

Aditi-Hehehe.. Thats rude..

Main-I mean not rude Tumhaari he team nahi any Team in India I can beat them..

Aditi-Sachi Batana AP kya sachmein tum underworld ko issliye khatam karna caahtey they taaki uske Baad tum uski gaddi par baith shako..

Main - See this is a tricky question..

Aditi-Yes or no AP..

Main-Haan bhi or naa bhi..

Aditi-That means log sach keh rahe they tum khudd ek maatar Crime lord banana caahtey ho..

Main-Haan lekin..

Aditi-Their is no lekin wekin AP.. This is absurd.. Tum keval issliye itana sab kar rahe they taaki tum khudka motive pura kar shako.. Thats sick of you.

Main-No no no listen.. Main gaddi lena caaahta tha Haan..

Aditi-Bus yahi kaafi hai I don't need any excuses.. Good night AP..

Ye bolke woh khaddi hoke wahaan se chali gayi maadarchod.. Fuck you. Gand Marra..

Uske Baad main bhi apne room Mein aaya and so gaya mast.. Subah time se utha breakfast kiya and then fir padhne laga.. Maine 2 din or padhaai Mein he nikaal diye main keval Lunch yaa dinner k liye he room se bahaar aata or gajab baat ye thi ki maine sab padh liya tha bc sab kuch..
Iss bich Chang Anil k piche tha Anil aake Yahaan dubbak k baith gaya tha kissi cheej kaa wait kar raha tha woh, issliye usse dhund paana almost impossible tha jaise he woh harkat karega Chang usse dhund lega Iss bich ek or issue hua ki police waalon ka and Aditi or usski team kaa rawaiya bahot jyaada shakt hogaya tha mere khilaaf woh bhenchod seedhe munh "Hi" takk naa boltey they mujhe, even disturb kartey they woh alag maybe mujhe padhne nahi dena caahtey they taaki main fail hojaaun and dobara kabhi aane kaa chance naa ho mera haryana. Ye Abeer k orders honge 100% bhenchod lekin still mera mind bahot gandu hai woh ek baar ek jagah lag gaya toh usse disturb keval main he kar shakta hun no one else.. Maine exams ki tayaari puri kar lee thi and finally aaj mera exam tha subah main utha and uthke ready hua he tha ki mera second phone vibrate hua jo chang ne diya tha Chang kaa he call tha..

Main-Haan..

Chang-Boss Anil is on the move..

Main-Kya situation hai??

Chang - Anil ne ek local criminal k sath hath milaa liya hai.. Or pata hai woh local criminal kon hai??

Main-Kon??

Chang - Woh aapki Item Mona..

Main-Wait.... What the fuck???

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[Bhagwaan 316]

Update-211(Setup?)

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Chang-Sahi suna, aapki Mona darling ne Anil k sath hath milaya hai..

Main-Iski Maa kaa bhosdaa bhenchod, koi naa mill lenge isase bhi.. Tu ek kaam kar bahaar nikalwaane kaa plan bana Yahaan se, main khud millunga usase..

Chang-Karta hun kuch..

Call disconnected.. Maine woh phone chipaaya and apna roll number leke bahaar aaya.. Aaj mere sath Keval Aditi or uski team he jaaegi Baaki police waale nahi jaayenge kyunki dabe paon college Jaana Hai and exam Mein baith Jaana Hai. Aditi k according police waale sath honge toh sabko pata chal jaaega ki AP aaya hai and then again fir ussi din waala scene hoga issliye mere sath keval wohlog he chalenge.. Jo Achi baat hai bc I hate bheed.. Ami bhi nahi Aa shakti thi mere sath..

Aditi-Ready??

Main-Yep..

Ami-Best of luck boss..

Main-Thanks.. Chaliye Ji..

Main bahaar aaya toh bc hathkadi lagaane lage mujhe..

Main-What the fuck??

Aditi-Sorry AP aaj humlog akele he hain koi risk nahi le shaktey hum..

Main-Yeah sure.. Sure..

Humlog fortuner Mein he nikale, college k back gate se entry Lee humne and wahin uttara main Baaki sab bhi mere sath aaye. Pehle toh room check karna tha bc exam suru ho chuka tha 2 minute late tha main ghum k iss taraf aane Mein late hogaye issliye notice board k pass koi naa tha maine mera roll number dhunda 2nd floor par tha mera roll number..

Humlog Uppar aae room k saamne pohanchey toh ek mast maal c madam thi andar.. Woh bahaar aai.. Maine mera roll number dikhaya usko and Aditi ne apni I'd.. Uske Baad meri hathkadi kholi unhone.. And bhenchod ek dusari hathkadi nikaal k mere pairon Mein lagaane lage..

Main-What the fuck is going on??

Aditi - Hum bahaar hain AP.. Best of luck..

Ab bc pair bandh Jaane k Baad main chotey bache jaise kadam rakh rakh k aage badha toh Yahaan meri puri class mojjud thi Sam, Ravi, Arushi, Ashish, Ajit, Mouni, Divya, Sana, Sneha Abhi, Lucky and Baaki.. Anaa bhi thi wahaan.. Filhaal sab paper Chhod mujhe ghur rahe they bhenchod gandu log.. Ab main apni seat par aaya jo last Mein thi kyunki bc last year sabse last Mein admission liya tha maine.. Last Mein main or mere saamne waale bench par lucky or side waale bench par Ashish and Abhi baithe they and uske aage Anaa thi..

Madam-Ye lo name wagairaah likho..

Filhaal answer seat milli mujhe..

Ashish-Oye AP kaisa hai??

Main-Mast.. Tu suna..

Ashish-Badhiya bhai..

Lucky-Kya bc Gand maarli teri toh??

Main-Aji lund mera..

Madam-Shut up back there..

Main-Iski maa kaa bhosdaaa bhenchod ki..

Maine mera name wagairaah likha usme tab madam ne question paper dena suru kiya sabko..

Ashish-Bc kya chal raha hai tere sath bhai..

Main-Lund paper karne dey be..

Abhi-Bata naa be kya hua aisa??

Lucky-Haan..

Main-Lawdo paper karlo..

Ashish-Humein bmc lawda Kuch nahi aata khaali denge..

Main-Haan toh mujhe aata hai mujhe karne do..

Ashish-Bc waapis kab aaega?? Permanently..

Main-Never..

Abhi-Aisa Matt bol be..

Main-Madam ye bakwas kar rahe hain mere sath..

Madam-Shut up and finish your exam..

Main-What the fuck..

Lucky - Meri jaankaar hai woh kuch naa bolegi..

Main-Ab suno main time se kaafi finish karke tumhe answer sheet dedunga karlena ab chup hojaao bhai..

Lucky-Hell yeah..

Maine question paper dekha toh bc bhaari easy tha jo banda previous year waale padhke aaya hoga woh bhi khussi khussi pass hoga.. Ab maine suru kiya paper toh thankfully unhone disturb naa kiya mujhe. Haan harr 15 minute Mein Aditi jarur aake check karke Jaa rahi thi mujhe.. Ab bc maine 85 % kardiya tha half time se bhi Pehle actually aata toh mujhe Baaki 15 % bhi tha but mere hath itane Dard karne lage they ki Gand fatt gayi thi or naa likha gaya issliye maine utana he likh k chhoda.. Ab Lucky ne mere sath sath he likh liya tha piche dekh dekh k toh maine seat di Ashish and Abhi ko..

Main-Lo be gareeb..

Or main baith gaya raja maharaja type kyunki abhi Jaane naa dene waali thi ye gandu.. Maine room Mein najar maari toh Sam or Ravi bc likh rahe they maadarchod ye he padhne lage mere Jaane k Baad chalo acha hai..Ab iss bich meri najar takraai Anaa se woh meri taraf he dekh rahi thi maine turant najar churaai and bc mast baith gaya sir bench par rakh k..

Main-Ab jaun be??

Lucky-Jaa abhi Jaane degi..

Abhi-Thanks bhai..

Lucky - Yeah thanks bc..

Ashish - Love you no homo..

Maine apni seat uthaai or jhatke se utha tab mujhe realise hua ki mere pair Mein Bhi hathkadi lagi hai bhenchod issliye jhatke ki wajah se main almost girr gaya tha bhenchod abhi khopra futt Jaata Yahaan beijati hoti woh alag, main bc bench ka sahara leke bacha then aaram se aage badha aisa behave kartey hue ki kissi ne kuch nahi dekha.Mera ek ek kadam mere pair ko Dard de raha tha, jaanwar bana diya tha maadarchod log ne.. Finally main net 5 minutes mein bahaar nikala toh gate k just bahaar Aditi and team mojjud they.

Aditi-Great, done??

Main-Oh yeah..

Aditi-Let's go then..

Main-Kya go?? Ye hathkadi..

Aditi-Oh Haan thanks Yaad dilaane k liye.. Deep..

Ye sun woh maadarchod Deep mere hathon Mein hathkadi pehnaaney laga..

Main-Arrey mera Matlab ye pair se nikaalo..

Aditi-Woh ghar Jaake nikalegi..

Main-What the hell main niche kaise uttarunga??

Aditi-Easy hai Dekhlena.. Lets go guys..

Main-OK sure. You know Aditi ye mujhe torture karna trigger karna this doesn't effect me at all.. I know Abeer and Anjali ne bola hai tumhe but I don't mind this you can do whatever you want..

Aditi-I will..

Main-But remember jab mera time aaye tab ye kehtey hue nahi rona ki Humne kya kiya tha blah blah..

Aditi-Are you threatening us..

Main-Exactly..

Deep-Madam kya aap bhi iski chappar chappar sun rahe ho iski jindagi humare hathon Mein Hai ye Yaad dilwaana jaruri hai isko...

Main-Shut the fuck up you ugli ass looking bitch..

Deep-What the fuck did you just say??

Main-You heard me chalta reh rukk Matt lawde.. Tumlog ko pata haina main kon hun? Kya lagta hai mere piche kissi kaa support nahi hai toh main kamjor hogaya i can destroy you guys anytime I want.. You guys are literally nothing in front of me.. NOTHING.

Aditi-We will see about that..

Finally bhenchod Gand faad Dard k Baad main seedhiyon se niche uttara and Gaadi takk pohancha Maa chod dunga in dallon ki.. Gaadi mein baithaya gaya mujhe bc hath or pair dono locked they Gand fatt gayi Gaadi mein baithne Mein.. And finally humlog nikale wahan se.. Main road se hotey hue city k andar ghusse humlog main mast bc relax feel kar raha tha kyunki hathkadi kaa Dard kam tha lekin tabhi gandu driver nee maari break Ekdum se main pura hill gaya bhenchod..Driver Deep gandu he tha obviously..

Main-What the fuck..

Saamne dekha toh wahaan ek tractor bandh hogaya tha..

Deep-Bhenchod abhi thokdeta.. Kar kya raha hai ye..

Ab woh tractor bc 90's kaa tha bandh hone k Baad start naa ho woh bechara Tau pura dum laga liya lekin tractor naa chale..

Aditi-Dusari galli se lele..

Deep-Dusari bandh hai sewerage kaa kaam chal raha hai ye bade bade pathar rakhe hain bichmein..

Aditi-Dhakka maarne bula raha hai..

Tau ne ishaara karke Humein dhakka maarne bulaaya.. Deep uttara uske alawa Baaki k 4on aadmi bhi uttare Gaadi mein bus main Aditi or 2 female or bache.. Wohlog gaye Tau k pass dhakka maarne he waale they ki bc humari Gaadi ko maari side se kissi vehicle ne bhayanak takkar itani bhayanak ki bc gaadi durr Jaake ulti hogayi.. Or meri Gand tutt gayi in sab Mein.. Kyunki Baaki 3no ne seat belts lagaae they yaa aaram se baithe they main bc sandwich ban gaya tha bahot jagah se Gand futti .. Kaan Mein "Beeeeppppppppppp" hogayi main pura chakkara gaya. Ulta padda tha main Gaadi mein. Ab obviously mere hath or pair dono bandhe they jiski wajah se mujhe or jyaada ludakna padda.. Main kuch samjh paata usase Pehle Suru hogayi wahaan firing.Behisaab firing.. What the fuck.. . This is fucked up..

Ab bc Pehle toh main honsh Mein aaya theek se then mujhe realise hua ki Aditi jo front seat par thi woh bahaar nikal gayi hai Gaadi se and piche jo 2 Ladkiyaan thi back seat par woh bhi nikal gayi hain Gaadi se bahaar ab unke liye easy tha bc kyunki ek toh unhone seat belts pehni thi yaa fir pakkad k easily baithi thi then front toh airbags bhi they toh unpar crash kaa impact naa hua and second wohlog k hath or pair nahi bandhe they ab mere liye ye bahot hard tha main Pehle toh seedha hua apne gutano par bc jagah jagah kaanch faila tha or bahaar lagataar firing horahi thi ab bahar kaise nikala jaae main aage front seat par aaya ulti Gaadi mein and front gate jo Aditi ne khola tha usase rengtey hue bahaar nikala or bahaar nikal k jameen par lait gaya bc ab Jaake Sans aaya lekin tab mujhe Dhyaan aaya ki maadarchod firing horahi hai idhar issliye main utha jukhe hue he ab main deewar or Gaadi k bich Mein tha or dusari side yaani road ki side firing horahi thi maine side se dekha toh Aditi or woh Baaki 2 Ladkiyaan ek truck k piche se firing kar rahi thi saamne waalon par and unke jo sathi they yaani jo 5 dhakka maarne uttare they wohlog Mein se 3 ko toh goli lagi thi i mean jinda they woh as 2 k pair Mein or 1 k shoulder Mein goli lagi thi.. And Baaki 2 uss tractor se cover leke firing kar rahe they.. Ab firing kar kon raha tha mujhe koi idea nahi tha.. Humein takkar ek bade se truck ne maari thi jisase abhi Aditi wagairaah cover lekar firing kar rahe they.. What the fuck just happened bhenchod.. Ab main wahaan akela tha tab mere dusare taraf se bhi firing hone lagi toh bc mujhe Gaadi k door se cover lena padda..

"AP I know wahaan hai tu Surrender kardega toh in Baaki sab ko Chhod dunga"

Ye awaaj pehchaan gaya main ye awaaj Dk Ki thi Dk jo Anil kaa left hand tha bhenchod Gand Marr gayi.. Ab mere pass koi option nahi tha main Bhaag shakta nahi tha kyunki dusari side firing horahi thi and idhar se Ye Dk or kuch bandey or aagaye they ab.. Piche deewar thi woh kaafi unchi thi or mere pair bandhe they toh main kudd nahi shakta tha..Iska Matlab main trapped tha wahaan. This is not good not at all.. Fuck...

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