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WELCOME TO THE SEPTEMBER EDITION OF THE XFORUM SCOOP
September 8th, 2020
I hope you all enjoy reading it, and please be sure to check out every section.
Your can check out all the old editions here:- XForum Scoop
September 8th, 2020
I hope you all enjoy reading it, and please be sure to check out every section.
Your can check out all the old editions here:- XForum Scoop
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NOTABLE THREADS
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THE LOUNGE
# | Prefix | Threads Title | TS |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | No Prefix | Some words for readers | Pass1234 |
| 2 | NSFW | Pyaar 100 bar - discussion | Enigma |
| 3 | Funny | Kaha gae maire dost??? | Suryaa |
| 4 | Serious | Alias busters | AK 24 |
| 5 | Serious | Why are men so interested in another man's woman? | Indian Princess |
| 6 | No Prefix | Nepotism in xforum | Roman legacy |
| 7 | Funny | Protestors | AK 24 |
| 8 | No Prefix | Is Siraj Patel a bot? | Rooted |
| 9 | No Prefix | Welcome Thread For Aavriti aka... Piyanuan | nain11ster |
| 10 | No Prefix | Sadak 2 movie | Red Skull |
| 11 | No Prefix | Rosters Of Xforum | nain11ster |
| 12 | No Prefix | For only Spammers | Pass1234 |
| 13 | No Prefix | Cloud a choice yesterday today is vital and any organisation be it like xforum cant survive longer without | Rajesh Sarhadi |
| 14 | NSFW | Patanjali IPL 2020 - Coronil kha ke taiyaar ho jao fraands | Seducer1-7 |
| 15 | Advice Needed | NEED SOME HELP ABOUT TITTLE! | AK 24 |
HINDI
# | Prefix | Threads Title | TS |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Romance | Tumhare Liye... | Dear Neelam |
| 2 | Adultery | * Talash- Who am i | Sniperx009 |
| 3 | Incest | Ishq he tumse (full of emotions) | Qaatil |
| 4 | Incest | SAB GOLMAL HAI | N sexy |
| 5 | Fantasy | ABHI - THE WARRIOR 2 | abhi1008 |
| 6 | Incest | पाप ने बचाया | S_Kumar |
| 7 | Fantasy | A YOUNG WEREWOLF | AK 24 |
| 8 | Thriller | THE BODYGUARD | Swaraj |
| 9 | Fantasy | Magistic Veer | Prince2000 |
| 10 | Adultery | Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death | AP 316 |
| 11 | Romance | संयोग का सुहाग | avsji |
| 12 | Fantasy | Karmyudh | gOlDy |
| 13 | Incest | Nafrat ya phir Diwaangi.... (Incest Love Story) | SmartyAsif |
| 14 | Sci-Fi | RAJ --- King of Time and Dimension | Anshu0Kraj |
| 15 | Fantasy | RUDRA THE DESTROYER | BLACK |
| 16 | Romance | Pyaar mohabbat sab kismat ka khel hai | Riverman |
| 17 | Romance | Ek Anokhi Jodi | The Professor |
| 18 | Adultery | Kitne Raaz | goldxxx100 |
| 19 | Incest | "MoM Swapping" (adla badli) Adultery | arib |
| 20 | Incest | प्यारा भाई.....बेशर्म मामा... | Deep3240 |
| 21 | Incest | Mere bete Ne Meri biwi ko pregnant Kiya | Prakash raj |
| 22 | Adultery | Naina - नारीशक्ति का घमंड | Rachit Chaudhary |
| 23 | Incest | Hawas ka pujaari | Armaan0 |
ENGLISH
# | Prefix | Threads Title | TS |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Fantasy | Actress as teachers | samprabha2020 |
| 2 | Incest | Doctor Injects Mom | Mohan Ahuja |
| 3 | Adultery | A sexy hotel receptionist - Hanisha | Mohan Ahuja |
| 4 | Erotica | Desi Breastfeeding Experiences | Mohan Ahuja |
| 5 | Erotica | DEMONS SEXOLIGY ( EROTIC HORROR)(Completed) | AK 24 |
| 6 | Incest | Quarantine with Mom | andrewrocket79 |
| 7 | Horror | Pleasure of lust | Redbull_69 |
| 8 | Adultery | Nukkad guys by shiprat!! | Madiha agarwal |
| 9 | Thriller | Wake up the sleeping bitch inside...... | Redbull_69 |
| 10 | Adultery | SUNITHA BHABI AND FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURS | PornAddict |
REGIONAL
# | Prefix | Threads Title | TS |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Adultery | கேரளத்து ஆன்ட்டி சுனிதா | Mohan Ahuja |
| 2 | Adultery | F2(Fuck & Fuck) | Mohan Ahuja |
| 3 | Adultery | மாமியார் சித்ராவை ஓத்த கதை | Mohan Ahuja |
| 4 | Adultery | தமிழ் நடிகைகளின் கற்பணை காமக்கதைகள் | Mohan Ahuja |
| 5 | Adultery | ரக்சிதா என்னோட வைப்பாட்டி | Mohan Ahuja |
| 6 | Adultery | சிதறல்கள் | Mohan Ahuja |
| 7 | Adultery | சுகமதி(பருவ திரு மலரே ) | Mohan Ahuja |
| 8 | Adultery | आईचा हैदोस | NickCarter |
| 9 | Incest | मराठी लघु कथा संग्रह | Love 1994 |
| 10 | Incest | घरातल्या घरातच..... | NickCarter |
BENGALI
# | Prefix | Threads Title | TS |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Incest | নিষিদ্ধ যৌনতার গল্প হবু শাশুড়ির সাথে | cchatterjeec333 |
| 2 | Incest | মায়ের সাথে আংকেল এর খারাপ বেবহার। | Suvo saha |
| 3 | Erotica | মা কে রিলেটিভ আংকেল জোর করে। | Suvo saha |
| 4 | Adultery | দ্বীপ রাষ্ট্রে গিয়ে | Ranaanar |
| 5 | Adultery | নতুন জীবনের সন্ধানে/কামদেব | kumdev |
| 6 | Adultery | আমার বন্ধুর বাবা মাকে চুদে দিল | mr.robot |
| 7 | Adultery | একটি সত্য ঘটনা । আমার আত্মীয় -র | Ranaanar |
| 8 | Fantasy | মীরা বৌদি | NaughtyBoy1 |
| 9 | Romance | চতুরঙ্গ | Roger Milla |
| 10 | Incest | আমার মা, আমার বউ | Dipan Behera |
TELUGU
# | Prefix | Threads Title | TS |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Adultery | బ్లాక్ మెయిల్ | Guffy |
| 2 | Erotica | పక్కింటి జయ తో మొదటి అనుభవం | kamalk |
| 3 | Incest | USHA KI PEHLI KIRAN Telugu | bhavitha |
PUNJABI
# | Prefix | Threads Title | TS |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Incest | Halala...jatt di lottery | Proud Punjabi |
| 2 | Incest | ammi tera putt | harry.1 |
| 3 | Romance | ਅਣਜਾਣ ਜ਼ਨਾਨੀ ਦੀ ਤੜਪ | Lakhisingh |
| 4 | Romance | yaari de pange | harry.1 |
| 5 | Incest | ਭਰੀ ਜਵਾਨੀ ਭਾਗ 1 | Pb65 wala jatt |
| 6 | Erotica | Preeti di fuddi | Sandy388ijbb |
| 7 | Adultery | Punjabi stories | Sandy388ijbb |
| 8 | Adultery | Lockdown - ਸਜਾ ਜਾਂ ਮਜਾ | mango |
| 9 | Adultery | ਕਾਲਿਜ ਦੀਆਂ ਛੁੱਟੀਆਂ, ਸਬੱਬੀਂ ਮੌਜਾਂ ਲੁੱਟੀਆਂ | mango |
| 10 | Incest | Rain made the moment | mango |
PICS - ADULT
# | Prefix | Threads Title | TS |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Desi Pics | anju..my sexy wife | anjuajith |
| 2 | Mixed Bag | Breeding MILFs | dev8ind |
| 3 | Desi Pics | Desi Assets | Holygrail |
| 4 | Desi Pics | Desi- BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMAN (BBW) | ShyamLal |
| 5 | Desi Pics | Big Breasted BUSTY Desi Woman. | ShyamLal |
| 6 | Desi Pics | Apna Apna Maja | Fighter |
| 7 | No Prefix | Desi gf send me nudes picture | Love for ever |
| 8 | No Prefix | My lovely wife | kkdweb |
| 9 | Desi Pics | Desi चूतड़ | Holygrail |
| 10 | Videsi Pics | Firangi Chicks | Holygrail |
| 11 | Desi Pics | Garam Behan/Sis Caption | ankitchat143 |
| 12 | No Prefix | my sister posing for big dicks | myhotfuckingsister |
| 13 | Desi Pics | kaise chodoge meri behen ko | rajankumar |
| 14 | Videsi Pics | Bobbi Starr Picture sets Mega Update | maan770 |
| 15 | Videsi Pics | Bonus Butts नरम-गरम चूतड़ | Scorpion |
| 16 | No Prefix | Desi Incest Caption (Pics) | Kabir |
| 17 | Desi Pics | குலுங்கும் குண்டிகள் | MRS |
| 18 | No Prefix | Full Album Nuds Arab & Hijab ( Pics & Video) | arabfag |
PICS - GLAMOUR
# | Prefix | Threads Title | TS |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | No Prefix | Desi Indian Babes (Daily update) | happyFapping |
| 2 | No Prefix | under boobs cuties | raja1531 |
| 3 | Desi Pics | Desi Insta Hotties Will make you fap hard | hdfakes123 |
| 4 | No Prefix | sunita | Pavitra |
| 5 | Desi Pics | These Beauties ask you 3 Questions, Why, How, Where ? and they are WET! | FapMaster |
| 6 | Desi Pics | Kya ye ladki tmhre kisi pehchan wali kr trah dikhti hai! | FapMaster |
| 7 | No Prefix | ~~sweet sexy Anchor~~ | Pavitra |
| 8 | Desi Pics | Limelight24x7@Kareena Kapoor | limelight24X7 |
| 9 | Desi Pics | Sexy Desi Girl Pic+Teasing Video No Nude | ra1 |
| 10 | No Prefix | Coolio's Naughty Babe-Vixens | coolio_c |
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The Fullstop
Disclaimer- kaafi time se mai dekh raha tha ek specific group story section me negativity failane ki koshish me laga hua hai jisse xf ko nuksan pahunche lekin ye chutiye kya hi karenge khair baat ye nahi hai ke ye kya kar rahe hain ya isse kya hoga baat ye hai ke meko XF ke kisi bhi part me negativity nahi chahiye. Lakin iske liye chutiyon ko kuch nahi bola ja sakta kyunki level bhi to maintain rakhna padta hai bhai 
to pesh ek lambi baatcheet ka ek chhota hissa ( aur han ye bolne ke paise nahi diye hain writers ko 
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to pesh ek lambi baatcheet ka ek chhota hissa ( aur han ye bolne ke paise nahi diye hain writers ko )Location : nahi bataunga ye sab UG ka naksa hi bana lenge sun sun ke 
Abhi mai noobde sm ke sath baitha hua hun mtlb apne mathur sahab aur ham log supremo anna ki peti se beer chura ke pel rahe hain mtlb ab yaar dekho itna to banta hai budhau ne saalon se nahi dikhai hai shakal UG me ab ye jo hai hamara hi hai, last time password deke gaye the tab se mai mathur aur bade wale budhau 
yahin se beer le jaate hain idhar samjh lo poora godam bana rakha hai supremo anna ne
Daaru aur beer to theek hai lekin ye mathur pata na kaisa Punjabi hai yrrr isko daaru hazam na hoti mtlb andar se bakchodi nikhar ke baahar aati hai
Mathur - boss kuch bhi bolo ye supremo anna ne bada accha kaam kiya ke idhar liquor ka stock rakha hai
jisdin pata chal gaya na ke tu idhar se chura ke peeta hai to kidney bech ke paisa wasool kar lenge
aisa nahi hoga boss apan poori hoshiyari se aata hai idhar sab pata hota meko
accha to right side me jo door hai wo kidhar ka hai
bathroom ka
kitchen hai wo bsdk aur ise sab pata hai, tu lawdu fanswa dega kisi din, tu ss ki report nikal pahle
sab ok hai boss
cool yahi to chahiye bas
lakin ek problem hai
abhi to bola ke sab ok hai
are bhool gaya tha chindi log hain kuch
kya hua
chhote log hai gunda banne ka try kar rahe writer ko provoke, abuse karke
aise sab ko lamba ban maara maine
ab unke chele chapate bhadka rahe logon ko ke staff writers ke against hai unhe bhagana chahte hai, incest stories band karana chahte hai wagerah wagerah
ye wahi log hain jinke sir par bachpan me chot lag jaati hai band karna hota to seedhe na band kar dete
Chalo na gaali deke aate hain bhosdi walon ko
Jaa be nalle itna vella baitha hun kya
Lekin negativity failane ka try kar rahe wo log
Inse na ho payega UA hain abhi
Lakin kuch to karna padega boss chalo aaj pel hi dete hain
Nope. Aise nahi inki to keh ke lenge chal aaj full stop laga ke ate hain
Yahin se laga do na boss abhi uthne ka man nahi hai
Yahin se kya bsdk lawde pe syahi laga ke phenk du chalna padega
Kidhar chal rahe ?
Enigma ka interview lene
Tab chal raha mai aajkal wo story padh raha complete karne ke baad update se bhi lambe review chaap ke aaunga
Jaa be pahle ulti karke aadha kilo saunf khake aa badbu aa rahi tere se aur teesri shelf se deo utha ke usi se naha lena
(Han to mai hun Genius khair apan log to milte rahte hain intro kitni baar ho gaya ab kya karna to scoop me mai kuch aisa karne ka try kar raha tha jisse negativity par fullstop lag jaaye fir soncha ke writers ki baat hai kyon na kisi writer se hi puch li jaaye to isi liye ek session enigma bhai ke sath)
Han to mai gaadi nikal ke main road par laaya hi tha ke mathur sahab beer ki peti ke sath aaye aur use peeche ki seat par rakh ke bole
Gaadi tera bhai chalayega
Mere bhai ko pata maalum hai
Nahi
Driving licence hai ?
Nahi
Acha bata beech wala paddle brake hota hai ya accelerator
Clutch
Waah bsdk ke waah ab agar mera bhai car me nahi baitha to mai mere bhai ki gaand pe laat maar ke akela chala jaunga
Khair jaise taise ham log nikle aur ek shandar pahadi ke suicide point pe jahan se poora sahar dikhta hai udhar pahunche udhar enigma bhai ek haath me beerki bottle aur doosre hath me cigarette leke baithe hue the apan log ne jo bol bacchan kiya usko skip karke seedhe topic pe aate hain
1st of all wish your fans
I guess I am one among them and the maximum credit goes to Xforum family. I am basically a reader and every reader at XF helped me to pen my first ever long story. People who are proper readers never harass you but will motivate and criticize. And one long year at XF as a story writer is totally life changing experience for me.
XF scoop me interview deke kaisa lag raha hai
ek number bawa. Matlab Siraj Bhai ne jab scoop ka jikar Kiya tha toh laga jaane Kya he karte hai. Fir casinar Bhai ka interview padha, unka admirer hu main bahot bada.
Virtual forums ke safar ki shuruaat kaise hui aur XF par kaise aana hua
Virtual forum Matlab ye sahi stage hai jaha aap wo Kar sakte hai Jo khwahish hai lekin pehchan ko bhi jyada dikkat nahi aur sath he ek majedar ehsaas jaisa. Aap 2 tarah jee rahe hai. Artificial bahari duniya ke sath aur swabhavik yahan virtual forums par
Pehli baar Xforum he Mera stage bana hai aur yahi shuruwaat hai. Accident tha ye lekin majedar wala. Ek dost the hamare jo Sara din phone par chipke rehte the. Ek din phone unlock chhod Kar Bhai sahab bathroom chale Gaye drink ke time. Screen par dekha toh kahani padhi ja rahi thi Saand
Xossip ka pata tha lekin Xforum toh bas kismat se pata chali. Accha haadsa tha jis wajah se kayi purane lekhak bhi yahan Nazar aaye aur unki rachnaye jinhe kab se talash kar Raha tha
Story lekhan me kaise aana hua
25 se jyada saal se padhne ka shauk barkaraar hai. Zindagi bhi kabhi ek jagah nahi ruki itne saalo me aur ek chitrakaar vyakti har jagah kirdaar aur unke sath kuch manghadant kahaniyan bana he leta hai. Is beech bahot sari laghu kahaniyan aur romantic-sad poems likhi angrezi, Hindi me. Kabhi akhbar me prakashit hui toh kabhi internet par anjaan ke naam se. 1997 me pehli Kavita likhi thi aur 2003 me ek laghu kahani.
Isme santushti nahi thi fir bhi diary me likhta raha. 2015 tak business, painting, traveling ke sath sath dimaag me bahot kuch sama gaya tha. Phir typing ki koshish ki lekin Kahani beech me ruk gayi , sehat ki wajah se. Takriban 4 saal baad bas irada bana liya ki ab bas likhna hai aur kaam se 50% break le liya.
Kabhi kabhi jivan me aage badhne ke liye pichhla sabkuch nikalna jaruri ho jata hai. Bas in gumnaam kirdaro, Sochi Hui ghatnao ke sath sath sahi jiwan ke anek sidhant likhne ka irada banaya aur yaha aa gaya. Yaha akhbar ki tarah one way system nahi hai, aap padhne walo se baatchit Kar sakte ho, kami sudhar sakte ho aur acchi baat hai ke yaha pratikriya sath he milti hai
Incest ko kyon chuna likhne ke liye ? As many people doesn't like talking about it
Hum log jo bhi hai dohri maansikta waale log hai. Ek taraf hamesha aadarsho ki baat ka hawala dete hai wahi dusri taraf rivaaj bhi aise ki devar bhabhi ka majaak, jija saali aadhi gharwali ki kahawat chalane wale. Incest ya rishto me sambandh paap bhi hai aur uski kakpana Karne wale bhi humi log.
Gaanv-kasbe me thode purane waqt ki Meri yaadein batati hai ki ye kuritiya hamesha he se vyapt rahi hai. Chori chhipe he sahi. Aur Kahani likhte samay Mera maksad sirf koyi taboo likhna nahi tha. Haan taboo bhi shaamil Kiya kyonki ye kadwa sach hai.
Incest Kahani me sirf incest nahi hai lekin ye khud bayaan karta hai ke logo me is vishay par aasakti aur Chahat jarur hai.
Waise main is Kahani ka he ek clean version bhi likh Raha hu bahari duniya ke liye
Jaroor xf par bhi share karna
Khair apne sath xf par ghatit koi anokha kissa jise share karna chahenge , kuch khatti meethi yaaden
Pehli he baar me kisi ne kaha tha ke aap Avi Bhai he ho na?
Aur ek dost ne toh mujhe he Ansh Pandit keh Kar bulaya message me
XF par kabhi bhi bura mehsoos ni hua bhai Logo ne provoke kiya Falana ye uske sath itne log etc etc, Ye chhod gaya kyonki ek alag team hai , Isko Tang kia , Mere sath na kuch bhi galat nahi hua bhai. XF family ne bache ki tarah rakha Koyi bhadkane laga toh ban. Galat bola toh ban.. Matlab I'm totally pampered kid at XF Pyaar mila aur sabne Diya. Siraj, genius, immortal sabne .Man there is nothing wrong when you are right
lakin kuch log politics khel rahe apne faayde ke liye jo bhadkate rahte logon ko kya kar sakte hain ab
Waise ek reader ka masoom sa sawal aaya hai mera nahi hai ye Aap wife se itna darte kyon hain ( ye mera nahi tha sach me readers ka hai gazab readers hain yaar LoL )
Bhai. Meri wife? kismat hai Bhai. I always wanted to tell this. You don't need hundred girls, one right can make you feel better thousand times Mere wali gazab hai Aaj birthday hai uska
(aaj se mtlb us din se hai jab ye baaten hui thi mai date nahi bataunga tum sab late b’day wish kar dena )
Wish her from my side too
Sure I started story on her b’day
Unhe batana ke kitne log jaan gaye hain ke bhabhi ke laptop rakh lene se update late ho jaata hai
Hahaha. Yeah she worries a lot. Basically main art videos aur IT se hu toh usko problem hai hamesha laptop pas hone se. One day I will tell her about our story
Man i was surfing pages in your story and i got too funny content like, the way members are supporting you is just insane tell me something about your view on this topic
Yeah.. mind-blowing. Matlab Meri absence me readers story size review dete hai. Just to calm the mob. Itna Pyaar hai Bhai ki mat pucho. Email is flooded. They wanted to know me. Attachment aisi ki kabhi galat comment unhone he sehan na Kiya. Kya maange Bhai isse jyada Kahani Meri kaha rahi I love xf because we are due to this platform A shit story turned out blockbuster. Mere liye toh aisa he hai
Never saw you involved in any controversial matter now a days lounge is a active part of XF what's your view on it. Chit chat section me dekha nahi ju ko jyada
See. We are regular people. Same burden and lots of things to worry about. Lounge is a place to feel light. I myself advise that go and spam there. Dimag thanda Karo Bhai, gussa kis baat ka Ghar leke Jana. Yahi lado yahi shaant and love your family. Wahi toh hai Jo hum hai Aag laga ke side ho jata hu Coz I'm satisfied I need to make them feel better
Xf ke story section ke baare me kya khayal hai aur abhi current me fav writer kaun hai
virtual forums me mere pasandida lekhak rahe hai Ansh Pandit, Avi bhai, Rajesh Sarhadi aur Casinar baaki Raja chouhan accha likh Raha hai, Raj_sharma agar dhyan de toh harshit1890 ke aaspas ja sakta hai but harshit is really a class apart. Versha Ritu se ummeed hai agar wo Surendra Mohan ji ka thoda anusaran band Kare. Lonetiger ek gazab lekhak hai bas wahi details wali issue reh jaati hai. Currently I'm watching Mahesh Bhai. Bahu aur pauti wali kahani XF is not about hard xxx content It is more about writing content and description Likhne wala toh Bhai 2 page ki Kahani nimbu ka achaar bhi behod likh gaya. Phir 2000 panne ki pyaar ? bar bhi galat ho he sakti hai
Itni saari politics ghus aai xf me mai naam to nahi lunga aapko bhi pata hai log ban hue doosre writers ko bhadkane ki koshish hui other sites ka promotion hua aur bhi bahut khuch in sab par kya kehna chahenge aap
Example deta hu. Mere thread par kisi aur writer ki story ka chhota sa promotion hua. Maine saamne se khud he promote Kar diya. Acchi hai toh padho na Bhai. Thread bhi toh XF ka he hai. Meri kahani ka hashtag incest hai, dur rehna chaho to raho. Na galat bolenge aur galat kahoge toh jawaab he nahi denge.
Kuch log sochte hai ke wo deserve karte hai. Matlab Bhai ye sabhi sochte hai but one needs to do enough hardwork. Yaha evm nahi hai direct readers hai. XF actually abhi ek free ring lagta hai in logo ko. Aao, group banao, abuse and let them quit. Apni story ya apna copy paste aage jaane do. It failed brutally. Siraj aur aapne toh PDF section he bana Diya .
Ab kaha darr aise mob ka? I keep myself Frontline on other threads so my follower should help that hardworking writer. Mil ke he chalenge toh sath rahenge na Bhai. Har kahani apni he hai lekin Jo galat hai wo sirf soch se hai. Pure following 90% Abusers below 5. We can handle that
Nice one. well any thing other you wanna share with your readers
I was waiting for this brother Main kuch kehna chahta hu Hum bolte hai namak. Ishq ka bhi hota hai paseene ka bhi. Wo safed rang aise he nahi aata dost, mehnat karne aur bharose se he saaf hota hai. Koyi tumhe jagah de, jeene ki wajah de. Mushkil samay me hava de. Aur jarurat par sava de. Anadar matt karna.
Kaun hai hum?
Anjaan, tyaage hue, Chahat ke maare ya phir pyaar. Wo aise hoga Kya? Jaha aaye ho kam se kam yaha toh shukargujar ho jao.
Wo shaam kuch ajeeb thi jab tum na ru-ba-ru thi...
Tumhe dekhne ki hasrat ko main gustakh na banunga
XF hai. Bhai Likho, bolo, question Karo lekin don't abuse Sab free hai toh g@nd ni marna Expensive. Block
Ju ne itna sab likha log bolenge ye maine apni taraf se likh diya staff ke liye
Main Bhai signature deta hu
Mathur ( hichki ke sath ) bhai mai bhi puchun kuch
Sure
Mathur - Story mein jo yeh bhari bhari words aap likhte ho toh kaha se laate ho bhai
Wajan jo hai bandhu wo hamare aaspas se he aaya hai. Main devnagri me likhta toh 50 update hote. Bhasha kuch nahi hai bas paani hai. Himachal me saaf, hariyanvi thodi Tang, Punjabi mudd gayi aur Rajasthani mix. Dharam nahi hai koyi bhasha ka. Bundelkhandi me Muslim bhi bolte hai aur Hyderabad ke Hindu Urdu jaante hai. Main is desh ka he toh hu.
Mathur- mujhe aur kuch bhi puchna hai bhai bas ruko jara ulti karke aaya
Me – iska yahi scene hai aap readers ko alvida bolo bas fir milenge
Ye Zindagi tumhari hai. Kaise jeena hai beshak koyi Bata Jaye lekin jeena tumhe hai. Main waqt hu Jo aa Kar gujar jayega lekin shabnam tumhi dhund lo. Aaj thik ho toh Kal tumhara hai dost. Nahi toh roshni kisi aur se udhar lena Zindagi nahi. Pyaar ? bar
Accha ye sab chhodo ye nashe kyon le rahe ho, not good for health
Are ye to bas mahaul ke liye hai beer bottle me milkshake hai aur cigarette jalai hi nahi
THE FULLSTOP
SPREAD POSITIVITY. NEGATIVITY BHI TO WAISE BHI BAHUT HAI XF KO NA SHAMIL KARO ISME
Abhi mai noobde sm ke sath baitha hua hun mtlb apne mathur sahab
aur ham log supremo anna ki peti se beer chura ke pel rahe hain mtlb ab yaar dekho itna to banta hai budhau ne saalon se nahi dikhai hai shakal UG me ab ye jo hai hamara hi hai, last time password deke gaye the tab se mai mathur aur bade wale budhau yahin se beer le jaate hain idhar samjh lo poora godam bana rakha hai supremo anna neDaaru aur beer to theek hai lekin ye mathur pata na kaisa Punjabi hai yrrr isko daaru hazam na hoti mtlb andar se bakchodi nikhar ke baahar aati hai
Mathur - boss kuch bhi bolo ye supremo anna ne bada accha kaam kiya ke idhar liquor ka stock rakha hai
jisdin pata chal gaya na ke tu idhar se chura ke peeta hai to kidney bech ke paisa wasool kar lenge
aisa nahi hoga boss apan poori hoshiyari se aata hai idhar sab pata hota meko
accha to right side me jo door hai wo kidhar ka hai
bathroom ka
kitchen hai wo bsdk aur ise sab pata hai, tu lawdu fanswa dega kisi din, tu ss ki report nikal pahle
sab ok hai boss
cool yahi to chahiye bas
lakin ek problem hai
abhi to bola ke sab ok hai
are bhool gaya tha chindi log hain kuch
kya hua
chhote log hai gunda banne ka try kar rahe writer ko provoke, abuse karke
aise sab ko lamba ban maara maine
ab unke chele chapate bhadka rahe logon ko ke staff writers ke against hai unhe bhagana chahte hai, incest stories band karana chahte hai wagerah wagerah
ye wahi log hain jinke sir par bachpan me chot lag jaati hai band karna hota to seedhe na band kar deteChalo na gaali deke aate hain bhosdi walon ko
Jaa be nalle itna vella baitha hun kya
Lekin negativity failane ka try kar rahe wo log
Inse na ho payega UA hain abhi
Lakin kuch to karna padega boss chalo aaj pel hi dete hain
Nope. Aise nahi inki to keh ke lenge chal aaj full stop laga ke ate hain
Yahin se laga do na boss abhi uthne ka man nahi hai
Yahin se kya bsdk lawde pe syahi laga ke phenk du chalna padega
Kidhar chal rahe ?
Enigma ka interview lene
Tab chal raha mai aajkal wo story padh raha complete karne ke baad update se bhi lambe review chaap ke aaunga
Jaa be pahle ulti karke aadha kilo saunf khake aa badbu aa rahi tere se aur teesri shelf se deo utha ke usi se naha lena
(Han to mai hun Genius khair apan log to milte rahte hain intro kitni baar ho gaya ab kya karna to scoop me mai kuch aisa karne ka try kar raha tha jisse negativity par fullstop lag jaaye fir soncha ke writers ki baat hai kyon na kisi writer se hi puch li jaaye to isi liye ek session enigma bhai ke sath)
Han to mai gaadi nikal ke main road par laaya hi tha ke mathur sahab beer ki peti ke sath aaye aur use peeche ki seat par rakh ke bole
Gaadi tera bhai chalayega
Mere bhai ko pata maalum hai
Nahi
Driving licence hai ?
Nahi
Acha bata beech wala paddle brake hota hai ya accelerator
Clutch
Waah bsdk ke waah ab agar mera bhai car me nahi baitha to mai mere bhai ki gaand pe laat maar ke akela chala jaunga
Khair jaise taise ham log nikle aur ek shandar pahadi ke suicide point pe jahan se poora sahar dikhta hai udhar pahunche udhar enigma bhai ek haath me beerki bottle aur doosre hath me cigarette leke baithe hue the apan log ne jo bol bacchan kiya usko skip karke seedhe topic pe aate hain
1st of all wish your fans
I guess I am one among them and the maximum credit goes to Xforum family. I am basically a reader and every reader at XF helped me to pen my first ever long story. People who are proper readers never harass you but will motivate and criticize. And one long year at XF as a story writer is totally life changing experience for me.
XF scoop me interview deke kaisa lag raha hai
ek number bawa. Matlab Siraj Bhai ne jab scoop ka jikar Kiya tha toh laga jaane Kya he karte hai. Fir casinar Bhai ka interview padha, unka admirer hu main bahot bada.
Virtual forums ke safar ki shuruaat kaise hui aur XF par kaise aana hua
Virtual forum Matlab ye sahi stage hai jaha aap wo Kar sakte hai Jo khwahish hai lekin pehchan ko bhi jyada dikkat nahi aur sath he ek majedar ehsaas jaisa. Aap 2 tarah jee rahe hai. Artificial bahari duniya ke sath aur swabhavik yahan virtual forums par
Pehli baar Xforum he Mera stage bana hai aur yahi shuruwaat hai. Accident tha ye lekin majedar wala. Ek dost the hamare jo Sara din phone par chipke rehte the. Ek din phone unlock chhod Kar Bhai sahab bathroom chale Gaye drink ke time. Screen par dekha toh kahani padhi ja rahi thi Saand
Xossip ka pata tha lekin Xforum toh bas kismat se pata chali. Accha haadsa tha jis wajah se kayi purane lekhak bhi yahan Nazar aaye aur unki rachnaye jinhe kab se talash kar Raha tha
Story lekhan me kaise aana hua
25 se jyada saal se padhne ka shauk barkaraar hai. Zindagi bhi kabhi ek jagah nahi ruki itne saalo me aur ek chitrakaar vyakti har jagah kirdaar aur unke sath kuch manghadant kahaniyan bana he leta hai. Is beech bahot sari laghu kahaniyan aur romantic-sad poems likhi angrezi, Hindi me. Kabhi akhbar me prakashit hui toh kabhi internet par anjaan ke naam se. 1997 me pehli Kavita likhi thi aur 2003 me ek laghu kahani.
Isme santushti nahi thi fir bhi diary me likhta raha. 2015 tak business, painting, traveling ke sath sath dimaag me bahot kuch sama gaya tha. Phir typing ki koshish ki lekin Kahani beech me ruk gayi , sehat ki wajah se. Takriban 4 saal baad bas irada bana liya ki ab bas likhna hai aur kaam se 50% break le liya.
Kabhi kabhi jivan me aage badhne ke liye pichhla sabkuch nikalna jaruri ho jata hai. Bas in gumnaam kirdaro, Sochi Hui ghatnao ke sath sath sahi jiwan ke anek sidhant likhne ka irada banaya aur yaha aa gaya. Yaha akhbar ki tarah one way system nahi hai, aap padhne walo se baatchit Kar sakte ho, kami sudhar sakte ho aur acchi baat hai ke yaha pratikriya sath he milti hai
Incest ko kyon chuna likhne ke liye ? As many people doesn't like talking about it
Hum log jo bhi hai dohri maansikta waale log hai. Ek taraf hamesha aadarsho ki baat ka hawala dete hai wahi dusri taraf rivaaj bhi aise ki devar bhabhi ka majaak, jija saali aadhi gharwali ki kahawat chalane wale. Incest ya rishto me sambandh paap bhi hai aur uski kakpana Karne wale bhi humi log.
Gaanv-kasbe me thode purane waqt ki Meri yaadein batati hai ki ye kuritiya hamesha he se vyapt rahi hai. Chori chhipe he sahi. Aur Kahani likhte samay Mera maksad sirf koyi taboo likhna nahi tha. Haan taboo bhi shaamil Kiya kyonki ye kadwa sach hai.
Incest Kahani me sirf incest nahi hai lekin ye khud bayaan karta hai ke logo me is vishay par aasakti aur Chahat jarur hai.
Waise main is Kahani ka he ek clean version bhi likh Raha hu bahari duniya ke liye
Jaroor xf par bhi share karna
Khair apne sath xf par ghatit koi anokha kissa jise share karna chahenge , kuch khatti meethi yaaden
Pehli he baar me kisi ne kaha tha ke aap Avi Bhai he ho na?
Aur ek dost ne toh mujhe he Ansh Pandit keh Kar bulaya message me
XF par kabhi bhi bura mehsoos ni hua bhai Logo ne provoke kiya Falana ye uske sath itne log etc etc, Ye chhod gaya kyonki ek alag team hai , Isko Tang kia , Mere sath na kuch bhi galat nahi hua bhai. XF family ne bache ki tarah rakha Koyi bhadkane laga toh ban. Galat bola toh ban.. Matlab I'm totally pampered kid at XF Pyaar mila aur sabne Diya. Siraj, genius, immortal sabne .Man there is nothing wrong when you are right
lakin kuch log politics khel rahe apne faayde ke liye jo bhadkate rahte logon ko kya kar sakte hain ab
Waise ek reader ka masoom sa sawal aaya hai mera nahi hai ye Aap wife se itna darte kyon hain ( ye mera nahi tha sach me readers ka hai gazab readers hain yaar LoL
)Bhai. Meri wife? kismat hai Bhai. I always wanted to tell this. You don't need hundred girls, one right can make you feel better thousand times Mere wali gazab hai Aaj birthday hai uska
(aaj se mtlb us din se hai jab ye baaten hui thi mai date nahi bataunga tum sab late b’day wish kar dena
)Wish her from my side too
Sure I started story on her b’day
Unhe batana ke kitne log jaan gaye hain ke bhabhi ke laptop rakh lene se update late ho jaata hai
Hahaha. Yeah she worries a lot. Basically main art videos aur IT se hu toh usko problem hai hamesha laptop pas hone se. One day I will tell her about our story
Man i was surfing pages in your story and i got too funny content like, the way members are supporting you is just insane tell me something about your view on this topic
Yeah.. mind-blowing. Matlab Meri absence me readers story size review dete hai. Just to calm the mob. Itna Pyaar hai Bhai ki mat pucho. Email is flooded. They wanted to know me. Attachment aisi ki kabhi galat comment unhone he sehan na Kiya. Kya maange Bhai isse jyada Kahani Meri kaha rahi I love xf because we are due to this platform A shit story turned out blockbuster. Mere liye toh aisa he hai
Never saw you involved in any controversial matter now a days lounge is a active part of XF what's your view on it. Chit chat section me dekha nahi ju ko jyada
See. We are regular people. Same burden and lots of things to worry about. Lounge is a place to feel light. I myself advise that go and spam there. Dimag thanda Karo Bhai, gussa kis baat ka Ghar leke Jana. Yahi lado yahi shaant and love your family. Wahi toh hai Jo hum hai Aag laga ke side ho jata hu
Coz I'm satisfied I need to make them feel betterXf ke story section ke baare me kya khayal hai aur abhi current me fav writer kaun hai
virtual forums me mere pasandida lekhak rahe hai Ansh Pandit, Avi bhai, Rajesh Sarhadi aur Casinar baaki Raja chouhan accha likh Raha hai, Raj_sharma agar dhyan de toh harshit1890 ke aaspas ja sakta hai but harshit is really a class apart. Versha Ritu se ummeed hai agar wo Surendra Mohan ji ka thoda anusaran band Kare. Lonetiger ek gazab lekhak hai bas wahi details wali issue reh jaati hai. Currently I'm watching Mahesh Bhai. Bahu aur pauti wali kahani XF is not about hard xxx content It is more about writing content and description Likhne wala toh Bhai 2 page ki Kahani nimbu ka achaar bhi behod likh gaya. Phir 2000 panne ki pyaar ? bar bhi galat ho he sakti hai
Itni saari politics ghus aai xf me mai naam to nahi lunga aapko bhi pata hai log ban hue doosre writers ko bhadkane ki koshish hui other sites ka promotion hua aur bhi bahut khuch in sab par kya kehna chahenge aap
Example deta hu. Mere thread par kisi aur writer ki story ka chhota sa promotion hua. Maine saamne se khud he promote Kar diya. Acchi hai toh padho na Bhai. Thread bhi toh XF ka he hai. Meri kahani ka hashtag incest hai, dur rehna chaho to raho. Na galat bolenge aur galat kahoge toh jawaab he nahi denge.
Kuch log sochte hai ke wo deserve karte hai. Matlab Bhai ye sabhi sochte hai but one needs to do enough hardwork. Yaha evm nahi hai direct readers hai. XF actually abhi ek free ring lagta hai in logo ko. Aao, group banao, abuse and let them quit. Apni story ya apna copy paste aage jaane do. It failed brutally. Siraj aur aapne toh PDF section he bana Diya .
Ab kaha darr aise mob ka? I keep myself Frontline on other threads so my follower should help that hardworking writer. Mil ke he chalenge toh sath rahenge na Bhai. Har kahani apni he hai lekin Jo galat hai wo sirf soch se hai. Pure following 90% Abusers below 5. We can handle that
Nice one. well any thing other you wanna share with your readers
I was waiting for this brother Main kuch kehna chahta hu Hum bolte hai namak. Ishq ka bhi hota hai paseene ka bhi. Wo safed rang aise he nahi aata dost, mehnat karne aur bharose se he saaf hota hai. Koyi tumhe jagah de, jeene ki wajah de. Mushkil samay me hava de. Aur jarurat par sava de. Anadar matt karna.
Kaun hai hum?
Anjaan, tyaage hue, Chahat ke maare ya phir pyaar. Wo aise hoga Kya? Jaha aaye ho kam se kam yaha toh shukargujar ho jao.
Wo shaam kuch ajeeb thi jab tum na ru-ba-ru thi...
Tumhe dekhne ki hasrat ko main gustakh na banunga
XF hai. Bhai Likho, bolo, question Karo lekin don't abuse Sab free hai toh g@nd ni marna Expensive. Block
Ju ne itna sab likha log bolenge ye maine apni taraf se likh diya staff ke liye
Main Bhai signature deta hu
Mathur ( hichki ke sath ) bhai mai bhi puchun kuch
Sure
Mathur - Story mein jo yeh bhari bhari words aap likhte ho toh kaha se laate ho bhai
Wajan jo hai bandhu wo hamare aaspas se he aaya hai. Main devnagri me likhta toh 50 update hote. Bhasha kuch nahi hai bas paani hai. Himachal me saaf, hariyanvi thodi Tang, Punjabi mudd gayi aur Rajasthani mix. Dharam nahi hai koyi bhasha ka. Bundelkhandi me Muslim bhi bolte hai aur Hyderabad ke Hindu Urdu jaante hai. Main is desh ka he toh hu.
Mathur- mujhe aur kuch bhi puchna hai bhai bas ruko jara ulti karke aaya
Me – iska yahi scene hai aap readers ko alvida bolo bas fir milenge
Ye Zindagi tumhari hai. Kaise jeena hai beshak koyi Bata Jaye lekin jeena tumhe hai. Main waqt hu Jo aa Kar gujar jayega lekin shabnam tumhi dhund lo. Aaj thik ho toh Kal tumhara hai dost. Nahi toh roshni kisi aur se udhar lena Zindagi nahi. Pyaar ? bar
Accha ye sab chhodo ye nashe kyon le rahe ho, not good for health
Are ye to bas mahaul ke liye hai beer bottle me milkshake hai aur cigarette jalai hi nahi
THE FULLSTOP
SPREAD POSITIVITY. NEGATIVITY BHI TO WAISE BHI BAHUT HAI XF KO NA SHAMIL KARO ISME
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mai dekh raha tha kuch logon ko lagta hai ke scoop AP ko favour karta hai well waise to mai jabab dena jaroori nahi samjhta lakin fir bhi ham logon ne hamesha kewal talent ko favour kiya hai. so aap logon ke saamne pesh hai ek aur master piece
"Rang barse Bheege "...ki dhun par sara mohalla naach raha tha par dil ko intezar to kisi aise ka tha jo mere hi dil ko apne pyar kke rango se rang gayi thi,ek bar phir se nazar uski balcony par thehar gayi thi...
Chaar saal baad dosto ke bulane par Is baar holi mein aaya tha .....humaara rishta khatm huye salon beet gaye they .....par abhi bhi use dekhne ki caahat khatm nahi huyi thi ....kuch aisi hi kashish thi usme ...Jo itni door rehkar bhi use doobara dekhne ki caahat ho rahi thi....
Maine DJ vale ko ishara karte huye use wahin rokane ka ishaara kiya ...theek uske ghar ke samne....
Ye to use pata chal hi gaya hoga ki main yanha aaya hun ....shayad yahi wajah hai ki vo abhi tak bahaar nikal kar samne nahi aayi thi ...maine gaane ko badalne ka ishara kiya...
"Jhalak dikhla ja ..Jhalak Dikhlaja ...deedar ko tarsein ankhiyan .." Kaano mein awaaj panhuchtey he ladko ko jaise current lag gaya ....ek dusre se chipak chipak aise naach rahe they..jaise woh unki apni premika ho ..aur kya pata bhaang ke nashe me unhe samne apni mohabbat hi nazar aa rhi ho .....par meri nazarein to kanhi aur thi ...uske deedar ko ankhiyan taras hi rahi thi ......ki kisi ne gana change kar diya hai ....aur mere munh se achanak hi nikal pada...
"Kaun hai Betichod.."
Lekin tabhi DJ vale ne Lahra baja diya ......Nashediyon ka national anthem ....Lahra bajtey hi ...aadhe launde jameen par they...aur aadhe rumaal nikal kar uski been banaye huye they...is samay vo najaara dekhkar main khud ko us bheed ka hissa banane se na rok saka....Itne dino tak sehar ki hawa lag chuki thi par khud me koi badlaav nhi aane diya tha...
Phir vo naagin dance shuru hua...rumal ko munh me dabakar koi sapera bna ..aur baaki jameen par lotkar nagin...Kuch der yun hi Masti karne ke baad...
Pata nahi kyu bas use dekhne ki chaahat ho rahi thi .....aur jaise jaise time nikal raha tha ...meri bechaini bhi badh rahi thi ....lagta hai jaise usne kasam khayi ho ki aaj vo bahar hi nahi nikalegi .....
Holi ke din hi maine pahli bar usase baat ki thi mujhe aaj bhi woh holi kaa din saaf-2 yaad tha .....us din maine bhole baba ki booti chadayi huyi thi....Nashe me ankhein laal padi huyi thi..Kuch is tarah keh sakte hai ki mera first impression ek nashedi ki tarh hua tha .....
Jab mai usse pahli bar takraya tha ....vo apne saheliyon ke sath thi aur mai apni fauj k sath...anjane me saamna ho gya ...aur phir aise sunhare mauke kabhi kabhi hi milte hai ....to jiski jiski setting thi vo uske sath ho liya aur jinki nhi thi vo banaane me lag gye .....
Aur jab meri pahli nazar us par padi
"Nashe ko aur nasha ho gya tujhe dekhkar ...Mera ye dil tujhpar fida ho gya ...teri ye adaa dekhkar ..." Itna bolkar mai uske aur karib panhucha ...
"Hathon se julfein yun suljhaya na karo ....yun nazaro ko nazaro se milaya na karo ...Teri nazerein katil na sahi par yun sharmakar hampe qahar dhaya na karo ..."
Itna Maine uske kano me bola aur dono hathon se uske galon par Gulal lga diya ....usne ek bar bhi nazerin uthakar nhi dekha..uske figure ko dekhkar kisi ki bhi tamanayein jaag jaye ...Aur nazrein jhukakar..honthon ko dabaakar jis tarh haule se muskura rhi thi na ...bas haar gaye ham to apna dil usse ...wanhi kho gaye...
Apni mutthi me gulal ko aise masal rhi thi jaise naraj premika gulab ke phool ko ...
Mai to bas lagatar ghure hi ja rha tha ...jab usne nazarein nhi uthayi to Main bhi vnha se Jane lga kyonki time bahut ho rha tha ...maine do kadam aage bdaya hi tha ...ki picche se kisi ki awaz aayi ..
"Suniye ..."
Aisi kashish kisi ki awaz me maine mehsush nhi ki thi ...
"Happy Holi ..."usne palkein uthaakar jis andaz se kha na ..mai us par Jaan bhi de sakta tha ...
"Aap shayari accha keh lete hai ..."usne mujhse baat karni chahi ...
"Bas tumhe dekhkar shayar ban gaye...." Maine bhi jawab dete huye kha ...
Itna sunkar vo haule se muskurayi aur aage badte huye mere galon par dono hathon se gulal mal diya ...
"Happy Holi .."
Aur jab mera nasha utra ...to sale dost bhi bhaav kha rahe the btane me ki vo ladki kaun thi ....bole Bhai tune imagination ki thi....BC imagination ko maano main Sherlock Holmes tha lawda mera..
Mera dil keh rha tha ki ye Kalpna nhi thi...kuch to asar tha uske hone ke ehsas ka...Maine apne dimag par kuch jyada hi jor diya...par exactly kuch yaad nhi aa rha tha ...
"Ab kabhi itne nashe ek sath nhi karunga...Bhai tum logo ke pair padta hu ..bta de Bhai .."
"Chal tu itna pucch rha hai to bata dun ..Chauhan sahab ki ladki thi.." Usne normal tone me kha ..par mera reaction kuch is tarh hai ...
"Hat be betichod ..mauj kahe le rha hai ..."
Maanana ho to maan varna side se nikal ja ..." Usne tapak se jawab de diya ...
"Thik hai...aaj main uske ghar jaunga vo bhi Raat me
"
"Tu Jaake kuyein me gir mai kya karu...asal me Chauhan sahab ka ghar humaare mohalle me hi tha ...aur sanskaro ke naam par unka pariwar number one...aur unki nazaron me gali ke awara kutte the ...jo dinbhar idhar udhar muh marte phirte hai...vaise galat vo bhi nhi the ...
Apne fix kiye huye time par maine unke ghar ke andar chhalang lga di....mujhe itna to pta hi tha ki kaun knha kya kar rha hi ...isliye shahar ke laundiyabajo se jyada quality aur tarike ganv valo ke pass hote hai ....unke pas bhale hi Macd ke burger na ho par aaloo ke paraathein hai ....bhale hi ghoomne ko park na ho par sarso ke khet hai .....Agar aapne kabhi ganv me Kisi ladki ke sath Romance nhi kiya na to kya khaak kiya tumne...
Mai theek 11 baje uske kamre me ghus gya darwaza band kiya aur uske bistar par uske chehre ki taraf karwart lekar late gya.....
Haayy..vo chand sa roshan chehre ...gulab jaise honth ...har sans ke sath upar niche hote huye uske baap re ..!!!
Jab samne koi pasand ki ladki aa jaye to khud par control karna kitna mushkil ho jata hai mujhe abhi pta chal rha tha .....hath khud b khud uske galon par aaye or uske baalon ko picche karne laga..
Aur agle hi pal uski do badi badi ankhein mujhe ghur rhi thi....
Mujhe dekhkar na use ascharya huwa ..na chillayi ...bas chupchap uthkar baith gyi ....
"Ynha kya kar rhe ho..."usne mujhe dekhkar itna hi puccha
"Bas pata karne aaya tha jisne mere dil ke taar ko yun jhanjhna diya ...vo tum thi ya koi aur ....
"Pta kar liya na ...ab jao ...." Usne bistar se uthate huye kha
"Tumhe khushi nahi mili mai ynha aaya ...." Mai bistar par letatey huye bola ....
"Ye bat btane ke liye Loudspeakr lagwa dun " vo dant piste huye boli ...
"Pagl hai kya ...sab jag jayege..."
Mere jawab sunkar uska matha thanak gaya .....mujhe itna to pata chal gaya tha ki line clear hai .... ....
Mai bhi khda hua ...hmare beech ki doori koi do kadam ki hogi ....vo mujhe ghoor kar dekh rhi thi ...aur mai bas muskurate huye...
"Itna gaur se dekhogi to pyar ho jayega ...." Maine usko apni tarf khinchte huye kha ....
Hayyy!!!!! Kya touch tha ...pehla touch ...knha knha current laga byan nhi kar sakta .....
"Bhai ...vo nhi aayegi ...uski shadi fix ho chuki hai ..." Mera dost mere kano me bolta hua DJ ko aage bdne ka ishara kiya ....
Yahi to baat thi jo dil ko chubh rhi thi ....kyo uske liye itne salon bad mera dil bechain sa ho rha tha ....sirf uske kisi aur ke ho Jane ke khyal se ...Aaj bhi pacchtwa ho rha tha ...kyo maine uspar hath uthaya tha ...usne to mujhse bas sudharne ko kha...kisi kabil banne ko ....usne mere liye ...meri khushi ke liye apne emotion ki koi kadra nhi ki ...usne bde pyar se apne armano ko mere pairo ke niche rakh diya .....aur mai thehra nakara insan jise na time ki value pta thi na kisi insan ki kadra ....vo to tab hosh aaya ...jab apna chutiya kta ...jab apne armano kaa gala ghuttey huye dekha tab ehsas hua Jake aakhir uske pyar ki value kya thi ....usse dur rahkar Jaan paya ki uske paas hone ka kya matlab .......aur jab is bat ka ehsas hua tab tak bahut Der ho chuki thi ....
Vo bahar nhi aayi lekin mai to andar jaa sakta hun....kabhi kabhi ganv ki reetiyan ham jaise ashiqo ke liye kaam ki hoti hai ...jaise har tyohar ki sham ko sabke ghar jakar unse milna ...pair chhuna vagairah.....jisme bina kisi hichak ke apne prem pyariyon se milkar next day Milne ka program fix karte the ....
Maine sabhi ladko ko uske ghar chalne ka ishara kiya ....aur itni bheed ko sambhalte sambhalte vo itna busy ho gye ....koi pucchne vala nahi aur mai bina deri kiye uske kamre par panhuch gya ......asal me ye jo mere andar romeo ka bhoot ghusa tha vo abhi do ghante pahle hi ghusa tha jab mujhe kisi ne bataya ki uski shadi fix ho gayi hai ....
"Parde ke picche chhupkar khud ko sambhal logi ....par apne dil ko kaise samjhaogi ...." Maine darwaze par hi khade hote bola....
"Kya fark pdta hai ..."
"Fark nhi pdta to ynha nhi hota.."
"Fark pdta to abhi ynha nhi hote ....."usne paltkar jawab dete huye kha ....
Uski ankhone me aansu the jo shayad mujhe dekhkar hi aa gye the ...
"Khidaki se bahar jhank rhi thi ...bahar hi aa jati ...." Maine andar ghuste huye kha ...
"Tumhara samna karne ki himmat nhi hai mujhme ...khud ko badi mushkil se sambhala hai ...phir se bhikhrna nhi chahti ...." Uski is baat ka koi jawab nhi tha ....
"Kuch bhi nhi baaki hai hmare darmiyan ...."
"Hamare beech kuch tha hi kab " itna sunkar mere dil cheekhne ko hua tha ....
"Ab kya karne aaye ho ...ynha ..."sawal uska tha is baar ...aur mere pas koi jawab nhi tha ...
"Aapki life me sab yun hi hota hai na ....fast forward ...." Phir se usne taana sa marte huye kha ...
"Shadi fix ho gayi tumhari ...aisa sunne ko mila ...." Maine ek gahari sans lete huye kha ...
" Han ....mana karne ki koi khas wajah bhi to nhi thi ...."
Itna sunkar Maine sirf han me hi sar hilaya
"Wajah hoti to ...." Maine kaha ...
"Maine aapka kabhi intejar nhi kiya ...."
"Itni nafrat thi mujhse "
"Itna yakeen tha aap par ..."
Har bat ka jawab tha uske pass aur mai sirf chehre ko chhipa rha tha ....
"Abhi bhi pyar karti ho mujhse ...."
"Koi mayne nhi rakhta ..."
"Ek mauka phir se nhi mil sakta " meri ankhon me bebasi thi aur shayad yahi to pyar tha jo aaj pahli baar meri ankhon me najar aa rha tha ..
"Umeendin jab tootati hai na ...bahut dard deti hai ...."uska itna kahna mere liye bahut kuch byan kar rha tha ....
"Aapke sath zindagi bhar rahne ki khwahish hi to thi meri ...aapse pyar karti thi...kya yahi meri galti thi aur is galati ki kaisi saja mili ....apni sari limit cross kar di ..aur aapne kya kiya ek khilauna samjha aur jab man bhar gya to phenk diya ....kya manga tha aapse maine ki khud ko is Kabil bna lo ki hmare bich me koi khda hi na ho ......aur aapne kya diya badle me ....thappad ....kabhi mere papa ne mujh par hath nhi uthaya ....uske baad bhi mujhe aapse itni umeed to thi ki aap wapas aayenge aur sorry bolenge aur mai aapko maaf kar dungi ...par mai galat thi...."
Itna lamba speech dene ke bad uski ankhon me aansu to aane hi the .....uski baton se hi pta chal rha tha ki aakhir maine use kitna bda torcher diya tha ......
"Har ek insan se galti hoti hai ....aur har galti ki ek saja hoti hai ....mujhe uski saja de do ....us waqt mujhe nhi pta tha ...kya sahi aur kya galat ....kuch alag hi dhun sawar thi ...ladki ladki jitni bhi mili kam thi ....us samay mujhe aisa lga ..tumne mere ego ko hurt kiya ....shayad yahi to bachpna tha ...nhi samjh thi itni duniyadari ki ....nhi pta tha ki jab aap par koi khud se jyada bharosha krta hai to tootne par kaisa mehsush hota hai ....Maine tumhara dil toda ...jo kahogi vo mai karunga ....tumhe kabhi nhi rulaunga ...par is shadi ke liye mana kar do yaar ....ek mauka de do ....jo galati hui hai use sudhar Sakhta hu main .... Tumhari kami ko tumse door rehkar mehsush kiya hai .....ab ki bar main tumhe khona nhi chahta ....."
Aur is baar meri ankhon me nami thi par uske galo par aansuon ki ek lambi line ....
Hmare beech kuch der yun hi khamoshi chhayi rhi .....ankhon me nami ki wajah se halka dhundhlapan sa chhaane laga ...ki tabhi mujhe aisa laga ki koi bahut teji se aake mujhse chipak gya .....
Kaise bhool Sakta hun vo ehsas jab pahli bar vo mere karib aayi thi ....jo pani abhi tak palko me kaid tha vo baras pda .....usne mere sharir ko apni bahon me jakad liya ....jaise mai knhi phir se door na ho jaun ...mere hath bhi khud b khud uski kamar par chale gye .....
"Sudhorege nhi ...kabhi na ...." Usne puccha ...
"Kaun kambkhat sudharne ke liye bigdta hai ..." Maine hanste huye jawab diya .....
"Shadi kaise cancel karu ab.." Usne nya tension dete huye kha ...
Ynha Mere liye shadi todna bdi baat nhi thi ...sawal tha apne ghar kaise kahunga ....
....uska bad me sochenge ...aur yahi sochkar mai room se bahar aa gya aur ghar se bahar jane lga ...sare log bahar ja chuke the isliye Chauhan sahab vnhi aangan me baithkar kachauri kha rhe the ...mujhe dekhte hi unki tyoriyan chad gyi ...
"Upar kya karne gye the ...." Unhone kachori plate me rakhte huye kha ....
"Kuch nhi ...bas aapki beti se pucchne gya tha ki ..mujhse abhi bhi pyar karti hai....ya nhi....
"Maine socha tu bahar rehkar thoda sudhar gya hoga ..par tu to awara kutte ki punch ki tarh abhi bhi teda hi ... thakur sahab se kahna pdega ...."chikhte huye bole ....
"Kahe chilla rhe ho sasur Ji aadmi hun scooter nahi Jo sehar jaake sudhar jaaunga...aur thoda tameej se baat kariye apne damad se ...."
"Kya behudgi hai ....ye ...."vo khade hote huye bole ...
"Shadi cancel karwa do ...aapki ladki meri biwi ...." Itna kahkar mai vnhi Sophe par dher ho gya ...bhang ka nasha tha aise thode hi utrata hai ....bas halki si uneendi chhayi thi ....Aankh to nhi khul rhi thi bc lekin kano me sunayi jarur de rha tha ....
"Aa gya na phir se use barbad karne...kaise usne sambhala tha khudko....is nalayak ko kuch pta bhi hai ....aa gya shadi tudwane ke liye ....Rishton ko nibhana janta hai nahi..Nasha utarte hi sab bhool jayega ....kaise de dun mai apni ladki ka hath ...us hath me jiska bharosha nhi kab sath chhod de ....."....lekin tabhi ek surili awaz mere kano me panhuchi ....
"Papa Please ...."
Iske baad mujhe kuch bhi yaad nhi tha ...jab meri ankh khuli to theek samne use khada paya .....
"Tum ynha kya kar rhi ho ..." Maine angdai lete huye kha ...
"Mera ghar aur mera kamra hai ye ...."
"To phir mai ynha kya kar rha hu ...."
"Kyo itni pee lete ho jab sambhal nhi sakte ..."
"Mai tumse Milne kyo aaya tha " maine apne sar ko pakdte huye kha ...
"Accha Ji ...ab ye bhi yaad nhi hai ....btw meri shadi aapne cancel kra di....."usne muskurate huye kaha..
"Suno...maine kand to jarur kiya hai ..Lekin kuch khas yaad nhi hai ....isliye maine jo bhi kiya hai na seriously mat Lena ...."
"Beta ...ab tu usko mazak me mat Lena ....hmare ghar ki bahu hai vo ..samjha ....nalayak zindagi me pahli baar koi dhang ka kam kiya hai ...bhale hi nashe me kiya ho ....jabse tumhara iske sath suna tha tabse hi mera man tha ...par tujh jaisa aawaara ladka ...iski kadra hi nahi ki to kis muh se bolti ...ki ise hi apne ghar ki bahu bnana hai ....."
Meri mummy ki awaz mere kano me loudspeaker ki tarh gunz rhi thi ....
"Dekho jo kiya hai na ...vo nashe me kiya hoga ...mai isse shadi nhi karne vala samjhi aap ..." Maine uska hath apne sar se hataTey huye kha ..
"Beta ...ab yahi ladki humaare ghar ki bahu banegi ...samjhe.." Ye mere papa ne bola tha
"Bapu ekaluta chirag hun thaare ghar ka ....." Maine unse kha ...
"Bujha dunga agar isse shadi nhi ki to ...." Unhone apne raubdar awaz me kha ...
"Aur aapka dahej ...." Maine aakhiri teer chhoda ...
"Bahu hi dahej hoti hi ...aur phir tujh jaise gadhe ko dega kaun dahej......"
Aur Baat khatm ...jyada smartness L laga deta hai L kya pencho lawde he laga deta hai..mai ynha mandap me baitha picchle kucch dino ki huyi ghatnao ke bare me soch rha tha....aur mera dost jisne mujhse shart lgayi thi ....vo abhi bhi mujhe dekhkar hans rha tha .....shart ye thi ki agar Himanshi aaj bhi tujhe pyar karti hai ...to tujhe pura South India mai ghumaunga ...ni to Sikkim ka kharcha tera ....aur maine bhi josh josh me han kah di....aur condition thi ki recording bhi karke layega aur ham sabko sunayega .....aur ye tab hua tha jab Ham DJ lekar uske ghar ke samne se gujar rhe the aur vo balcony me nhi aayi thi ...phir knhi dikh bhi nhi rhi thi .....
Usne South India to dur jale par mirch lgane ke liye do Honeymoon ke ticket aur bhej diye the mujhe Shimla ke ....jiski wajah se vo abhi bhi hans rha tha .......aur Apun sirf dant pees kar ghur rha tha ....
Kabhi Kabhi sochta hun ki itni buri bhi nhi hai...aur aaj jab maine use dulhan ke jode me saje huye dekha tab mahsus hua ....
"Kuch to hai isme jo kisi aur me nhi hai ....iske andar dhoondane ki bajaye...main idhar udhar bhatak rha tha ......Is Halat me bhi mai udash nhi tha ...kyonki shadi kisi se bhi ho rhi ho ....aur uske laddu khane ka apna alag hi ek mja ...kisi na kisi ko humsafar to bnana tha ...to yahi sahi .... ....
Maine Muskurate huye uskka Hath thama aur apne sath me jeene aur Marne ki kasam ki bajaaye sirf sath jeene ki kasam khayi ....
Aur ye thi Meri ek chhoti si kahani jo Rang Barse re Bhige chunar vali se chalkar Sajan chale sasural par khatm ho gayi .....
Lekin lekin and lekin Asali kahaani toh yahaan se suru hoti hai shaadi hogayi sab hogaya par pata nahi kyun hum dono k bich mein meri ego aagayi darshall kaafi reasons they unmein se ek ye tha ki usko humessa mere parents kaa support milta tha Jo humessa mere against rehtey they...fir choti-2 baaton par jhagdey hona suru hogaye or baat bigadtey-2 orr jyaada bigad gayi or hua yun ki noubat yahaan talaakh ki aagayi thi...or gajab baat ye thi ki main court k Rest room mein baitha ye sab sochraha tha ..ab jaake main present mein aaya tha abtak Jo bhi tha woh mere past k tukdey they jinhe maine dikhaaya tha BC story naa hui inception hogayi...
Ab main thoda nervous horaha tha or uska ekmaatar reason ye tha ki meri mulaaqaat hone walli thi abhi usase kaafi din baad kyunki woh pichle kuch din se apne Maayke mein he reh rahi thi or mere family wallon ki jidd thi ki main usko manaalun....par lawda kaise manaalun pehle jab shaadi k liye manaaya tha tab nashe mein tha lekin ab nahi ,sochraha tha ek peg lagaa he lun... Fir socha court hain lawde lag jaaenge ..
And then woh lamhaa aagaya jiska mujhe intejaar tha aakhir woh mere saamne aai orr ek baarko toh main usko dekhke ye bhi bhulgaya ki yahaan kyun aaya tha kyunki woh thi he itani sundar koi bhalla kaise kuch yaad rakh shakta hai....Uske sath uske bapu cauhaan Sahaab bhi they BC ye bhi talaakh lega kya sath mein.... Lekin gajab tab hogaya jab usane kahaa ki "beti tum dono baat karlo main bahaar khadda hun.." Lekin iski cikani -chupaddi baaton mein fasna nahi doobara warna apni jindagi ko firse barbaad karlogi tum...""
Ye bolke woh bahaar challa gaya or Himanshi mere saamne rakhi chair par aake baithgayi...
Kuch derr takk humaare bich bilkul shaanti chaai rahi or aakhir main he uss chuppi ko todata hua bola...
Main-toh tumne apna fainsla leliya hai...
Himanshi-haan or achha hoga tum bhi apna fainsla lelo...
Main-himanshi dekho...
Himanshi-mera decision final hai usse badalne ki koshish naa karo toh he behtar hai...
Waah uske baap ne pura taiyaar karke bheja tha...
Main-lekin kyun??... Aisa kya kiya hai Maine..?
Himanshi-tum wajah puch rahe ho tum, you ruined my whole life meri puri jindagi barbaard kardi tumne or ek baar nahi baar-2 tum aisa kartey ho suru mein bhi aise he chhodke chale gaye they or fir waapis aakar mujhe mana liya main he paagal thi Jo maangayi agar naa maanti toh aaj kissi k sath sukhi jeevan bita rahi hoti...tumhaare liye toh ye sab majaak hai tumhe kya farak padta hai tumhe lagta hai ek baar galati karo or fir maafi maanglo woh bhi nashe mein...
Main-aaj Jo kahunga sach he kahungaa...
Himanshi-koi faayda nahi hai main nahi maanane walli...
Main-matt maanana lekin kam se kam meri baat toh sunlo ki kehana kya caahta hun main agar aaj nahi bol paaya toh puri jindagi ye dukh rahega ki kaash Uss din boldiya hota toh aaj haalaat kuch orr hotey...
Ye sun woh thodi shant hui ...
Main-Dekho himanshi tumne sahi kahaa mere liye ye sab ek majaak he toh hai darshall mere liye in riston naaton ki koi ehmiyat nahi hai shayad yahi wajah hai main baar-2 tumhaara dil dukhaadeta hun.. Lekin in pichle kuch dinon mein jab tum mere pass nahi thi tab Maine realise kiya ki I am nothing without you "You Complete me"... Tumhaare sath hue jhagdey roj-2 ki nokk jhonkk tumhaara ruthana tumhaara muskuraana I miss everything I feel incomplete without you mujhe raat ko nind nahi aati sharaab takk ashar nahi karti abtoh isliye usse bhi chodd chukka hun humaare kamre mein pair takk nahi rakh paata main because wahaan ka akelaapann khaaney ko doudata hai mujhe...lekin please ek aakhiri chance dedo mujhe.
Himanshi-aajtak naa jaane kitane moke diye hain Maine tumhe lekin harr baar mera vishwash todda hai tumne nahi ab orr nahi seh shakti main...
Ye bol woh piche Mudd kar jaane lagi lekin maine uska hath pakad liya...
Main-Haqikat jaan lo juda hone se pahle,
Meri sun lo apni sunane se pahle,
Ye soch lena bhulane se pahle,
Bahut royi hain ye aankhen muskurane se pahle...
Himani- ye juthi shaayari keval Bolane mein he theek Lagti hain baaki inka ashli jindagi se koi taaluukk nahi hota....
Main-hum jaison k liye toh iska he matlab hota hai main beshak bahaar se kitana he akdu tha lekin Maine humessa tumhaare liye yahi socha tha ki you deserved better then me mere andar kitani he ego ho lekin main humessa sochta tha ki you deserved someone better koi Aisha Jo tumhaari feelings ko samjhe or unki kadar kare and deep inside myself mujhe ye bhi maalum tha ki main Jo kar raha hun sab galat hai or iski kimmat mujhe tumhe khokar chukaani padegi lekin Tabb mujhe ye andaaja nahi tha ki tum mere liye kya maaiyne rakhti ho tab mere liye ye sab majaak tha lekin ab jab tum mujhse durr ho toh mujhe pata chala ki main toh adhurra he hun tumhaare bina woh kehtey haina ""Tum Kitne Dur Ho Mujhse Main Kitna Paas Hun Tumse,
Tumhein Pana Bhi Namumkin Tumhein Khona Bhi Namumkin.""...
Himanshi ki aankhon mein aanshu aachuke they woh ektak mujhe he ghurre jaarahi thi...or main uske saamne khadda tha or usse manaane ki koshish kar raha tha...
Main-tumhaare pitaaji humessa sahi kehtey they mujhe koi andaaja nahi hai ristey naaton kaa main aaj bhi yahi kahunga you deserved better then me...
Ye bolke Maine apni jeb se ek kaagaj or pen nikaala ye kaagaj tha humaara divorce certificate jispar Himanshi k sign already they or side mein Maine apne bhi kardiye yaani ki this is official now...Maine woh certificate Himanshi ko dediya...
Main-main tumhe yahaan aaj manaaney nahi aaya tha mujhe pata tha ki ab koi faayda nahi hai balki main toh ye bataane aaya tha ki main tumhaare kaabil nahi hun or tumhaare liye yahi achha hoga ki tum mujhe durr raho or ek nayi jindagi suru karo...or I hopeki tumhe mujhse behtar aadmi millega..BEST OF LUCk...
Meri baatein sunkar woh wahin ki wahin jammi rehgai uski aankhon se lagaataar aanshu behrahe they ...ab main Wahaan or nahi rukk shakta tha ab court mein koi kaam reh nahi gaya tha ab jaise he ye certificate submit hoga tabhi hum dono kaa divorce officially hojaaega...
main ghar aake packing karne laga main kal ye desh chhodkar jaane waala tha meri maa or bapu ne mujhe nahi rokka or agle din subah 8 bajkar 28 minute par main apni flight mein baitha tha.. ye flight 2 mins mein take off karne waali thi or as per pilot's orders main apna phone switch off karne he waala tha ki mera mobile bajj padda...Jo Mere advocate sharma kaa tha...Maine woh aakhiri call uthaaya taaki usse bata shakun ki sab hochuka hai...
Sharma-are kahaan gayab ho janaab judge sahaab kaafi khafaa hain aapse or mujhse bhi...
Main-kyun..?
Sharma-are kyun kya kal ki date thi tumhaare or himanshi k case ki tum kal bhi nahi aaye or jab fir Maine ek din kaa delay maangta judge sahaab se tab aunty ne bataaya ki tu Australia jaaraha hai bhai maanta kya hai...
Main-abe insab ki jarurat nahi hai ab Maine certificate par sign karke himanshi ko dediya hai sab khatam hogaya ab...
Sharma-kya baat kar raha hai bhai lekin judge sahaab k pass toh koi certificate submit hua he nahi orr uppar as himanshi k vakeel toh case bhi withdraw karwaake chale gaye...
Main-kya...
Ye main itani jorr se chilaaya ki pure passengers mujhe ghuraney lagey ...
Sharma-haan bhai Certificate submit nahi hua..
Ye sun meri aankhon mein aanshu aagaye they Reason kya thaa ye toh maalum he hoga...
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Sometimes Two People Have To Fall Apart To Realize How Much they Need to Fall Back TOGETHER.....
Chaar saal baad dosto ke bulane par Is baar holi mein aaya tha .....humaara rishta khatm huye salon beet gaye they .....par abhi bhi use dekhne ki caahat khatm nahi huyi thi ....kuch aisi hi kashish thi usme ...Jo itni door rehkar bhi use doobara dekhne ki caahat ho rahi thi....
Maine DJ vale ko ishara karte huye use wahin rokane ka ishaara kiya ...theek uske ghar ke samne....
Ye to use pata chal hi gaya hoga ki main yanha aaya hun ....shayad yahi wajah hai ki vo abhi tak bahaar nikal kar samne nahi aayi thi ...maine gaane ko badalne ka ishara kiya...
"Jhalak dikhla ja ..Jhalak Dikhlaja ...deedar ko tarsein ankhiyan .." Kaano mein awaaj panhuchtey he ladko ko jaise current lag gaya ....ek dusre se chipak chipak aise naach rahe they..jaise woh unki apni premika ho ..aur kya pata bhaang ke nashe me unhe samne apni mohabbat hi nazar aa rhi ho .....par meri nazarein to kanhi aur thi ...uske deedar ko ankhiyan taras hi rahi thi ......ki kisi ne gana change kar diya hai ....aur mere munh se achanak hi nikal pada...
"Kaun hai Betichod.."
Lekin tabhi DJ vale ne Lahra baja diya ......Nashediyon ka national anthem ....Lahra bajtey hi ...aadhe launde jameen par they...aur aadhe rumaal nikal kar uski been banaye huye they...is samay vo najaara dekhkar main khud ko us bheed ka hissa banane se na rok saka....Itne dino tak sehar ki hawa lag chuki thi par khud me koi badlaav nhi aane diya tha...
Phir vo naagin dance shuru hua...rumal ko munh me dabakar koi sapera bna ..aur baaki jameen par lotkar nagin...Kuch der yun hi Masti karne ke baad...
Pata nahi kyu bas use dekhne ki chaahat ho rahi thi .....aur jaise jaise time nikal raha tha ...meri bechaini bhi badh rahi thi ....lagta hai jaise usne kasam khayi ho ki aaj vo bahar hi nahi nikalegi .....
Holi ke din hi maine pahli bar usase baat ki thi mujhe aaj bhi woh holi kaa din saaf-2 yaad tha .....us din maine bhole baba ki booti chadayi huyi thi....Nashe me ankhein laal padi huyi thi..Kuch is tarah keh sakte hai ki mera first impression ek nashedi ki tarh hua tha .....
Jab mai usse pahli bar takraya tha ....vo apne saheliyon ke sath thi aur mai apni fauj k sath...anjane me saamna ho gya ...aur phir aise sunhare mauke kabhi kabhi hi milte hai ....to jiski jiski setting thi vo uske sath ho liya aur jinki nhi thi vo banaane me lag gye .....
Aur jab meri pahli nazar us par padi
"Nashe ko aur nasha ho gya tujhe dekhkar ...Mera ye dil tujhpar fida ho gya ...teri ye adaa dekhkar ..." Itna bolkar mai uske aur karib panhucha ...
"Hathon se julfein yun suljhaya na karo ....yun nazaro ko nazaro se milaya na karo ...Teri nazerein katil na sahi par yun sharmakar hampe qahar dhaya na karo ..."
Itna Maine uske kano me bola aur dono hathon se uske galon par Gulal lga diya ....usne ek bar bhi nazerin uthakar nhi dekha..uske figure ko dekhkar kisi ki bhi tamanayein jaag jaye ...Aur nazrein jhukakar..honthon ko dabaakar jis tarh haule se muskura rhi thi na ...bas haar gaye ham to apna dil usse ...wanhi kho gaye...
Apni mutthi me gulal ko aise masal rhi thi jaise naraj premika gulab ke phool ko ...
Mai to bas lagatar ghure hi ja rha tha ...jab usne nazarein nhi uthayi to Main bhi vnha se Jane lga kyonki time bahut ho rha tha ...maine do kadam aage bdaya hi tha ...ki picche se kisi ki awaz aayi ..
"Suniye ..."
Aisi kashish kisi ki awaz me maine mehsush nhi ki thi ...
"Happy Holi ..."usne palkein uthaakar jis andaz se kha na ..mai us par Jaan bhi de sakta tha ...
"Aap shayari accha keh lete hai ..."usne mujhse baat karni chahi ...
"Bas tumhe dekhkar shayar ban gaye...." Maine bhi jawab dete huye kha ...
Itna sunkar vo haule se muskurayi aur aage badte huye mere galon par dono hathon se gulal mal diya ...
"Happy Holi .."
Aur jab mera nasha utra ...to sale dost bhi bhaav kha rahe the btane me ki vo ladki kaun thi ....bole Bhai tune imagination ki thi....BC imagination ko maano main Sherlock Holmes tha lawda mera..
Mera dil keh rha tha ki ye Kalpna nhi thi...kuch to asar tha uske hone ke ehsas ka...Maine apne dimag par kuch jyada hi jor diya...par exactly kuch yaad nhi aa rha tha ...
"Ab kabhi itne nashe ek sath nhi karunga...Bhai tum logo ke pair padta hu ..bta de Bhai .."
"Chal tu itna pucch rha hai to bata dun ..Chauhan sahab ki ladki thi.." Usne normal tone me kha ..par mera reaction kuch is tarh hai ...
"Hat be betichod ..mauj kahe le rha hai ..."
Maanana ho to maan varna side se nikal ja ..." Usne tapak se jawab de diya ...
"Thik hai...aaj main uske ghar jaunga vo bhi Raat me
""Tu Jaake kuyein me gir mai kya karu...asal me Chauhan sahab ka ghar humaare mohalle me hi tha ...aur sanskaro ke naam par unka pariwar number one...aur unki nazaron me gali ke awara kutte the ...jo dinbhar idhar udhar muh marte phirte hai...vaise galat vo bhi nhi the ...
Apne fix kiye huye time par maine unke ghar ke andar chhalang lga di....mujhe itna to pta hi tha ki kaun knha kya kar rha hi ...isliye shahar ke laundiyabajo se jyada quality aur tarike ganv valo ke pass hote hai ....unke pas bhale hi Macd ke burger na ho par aaloo ke paraathein hai ....bhale hi ghoomne ko park na ho par sarso ke khet hai .....Agar aapne kabhi ganv me Kisi ladki ke sath Romance nhi kiya na to kya khaak kiya tumne...
Mai theek 11 baje uske kamre me ghus gya darwaza band kiya aur uske bistar par uske chehre ki taraf karwart lekar late gya.....
Haayy..vo chand sa roshan chehre ...gulab jaise honth ...har sans ke sath upar niche hote huye uske
baap re ..!!!Jab samne koi pasand ki ladki aa jaye to khud par control karna kitna mushkil ho jata hai mujhe abhi pta chal rha tha .....hath khud b khud uske galon par aaye or uske baalon ko picche karne laga..
Aur agle hi pal uski do badi badi ankhein mujhe ghur rhi thi....
Mujhe dekhkar na use ascharya huwa ..na chillayi ...bas chupchap uthkar baith gyi ....
"Ynha kya kar rhe ho..."usne mujhe dekhkar itna hi puccha
"Bas pata karne aaya tha jisne mere dil ke taar ko yun jhanjhna diya ...vo tum thi ya koi aur ....
"Pta kar liya na ...ab jao ...." Usne bistar se uthate huye kha
"Tumhe khushi nahi mili mai ynha aaya ...." Mai bistar par letatey huye bola ....
"Ye bat btane ke liye Loudspeakr lagwa dun " vo dant piste huye boli ...
"Pagl hai kya ...sab jag jayege..."
Mere jawab sunkar uska matha thanak gaya .....mujhe itna to pata chal gaya tha ki line clear hai ....
....Mai bhi khda hua ...hmare beech ki doori koi do kadam ki hogi ....vo mujhe ghoor kar dekh rhi thi ...aur mai bas muskurate huye...
"Itna gaur se dekhogi to pyar ho jayega ...." Maine usko apni tarf khinchte huye kha ....
Hayyy!!!!! Kya touch tha ...pehla touch ...knha knha current laga byan nhi kar sakta .....
"Bhai ...vo nhi aayegi ...uski shadi fix ho chuki hai ..." Mera dost mere kano me bolta hua DJ ko aage bdne ka ishara kiya ....
Yahi to baat thi jo dil ko chubh rhi thi ....kyo uske liye itne salon bad mera dil bechain sa ho rha tha ....sirf uske kisi aur ke ho Jane ke khyal se ...Aaj bhi pacchtwa ho rha tha ...kyo maine uspar hath uthaya tha ...usne to mujhse bas sudharne ko kha...kisi kabil banne ko ....usne mere liye ...meri khushi ke liye apne emotion ki koi kadra nhi ki ...usne bde pyar se apne armano ko mere pairo ke niche rakh diya .....aur mai thehra nakara insan jise na time ki value pta thi na kisi insan ki kadra ....vo to tab hosh aaya ...jab apna chutiya kta ...jab apne armano kaa gala ghuttey huye dekha tab ehsas hua Jake aakhir uske pyar ki value kya thi ....usse dur rahkar Jaan paya ki uske paas hone ka kya matlab .......aur jab is bat ka ehsas hua tab tak bahut Der ho chuki thi ....
Vo bahar nhi aayi lekin mai to andar jaa sakta hun....kabhi kabhi ganv ki reetiyan ham jaise ashiqo ke liye kaam ki hoti hai ...jaise har tyohar ki sham ko sabke ghar jakar unse milna ...pair chhuna vagairah.....jisme bina kisi hichak ke apne prem pyariyon se milkar next day Milne ka program fix karte the ....
Maine sabhi ladko ko uske ghar chalne ka ishara kiya ....aur itni bheed ko sambhalte sambhalte vo itna busy ho gye ....koi pucchne vala nahi aur mai bina deri kiye uske kamre par panhuch gya ......asal me ye jo mere andar romeo ka bhoot ghusa tha vo abhi do ghante pahle hi ghusa tha jab mujhe kisi ne bataya ki uski shadi fix ho gayi hai ....
"Parde ke picche chhupkar khud ko sambhal logi ....par apne dil ko kaise samjhaogi ...." Maine darwaze par hi khade hote bola....
"Kya fark pdta hai ..."
"Fark nhi pdta to ynha nhi hota.."
"Fark pdta to abhi ynha nhi hote ....."usne paltkar jawab dete huye kha ....
Uski ankhone me aansu the jo shayad mujhe dekhkar hi aa gye the ...
"Khidaki se bahar jhank rhi thi ...bahar hi aa jati ...." Maine andar ghuste huye kha ...
"Tumhara samna karne ki himmat nhi hai mujhme ...khud ko badi mushkil se sambhala hai ...phir se bhikhrna nhi chahti ...." Uski is baat ka koi jawab nhi tha ....
"Kuch bhi nhi baaki hai hmare darmiyan ...."
"Hamare beech kuch tha hi kab " itna sunkar mere dil cheekhne ko hua tha ....
"Ab kya karne aaye ho ...ynha ..."sawal uska tha is baar ...aur mere pas koi jawab nhi tha ...
"Aapki life me sab yun hi hota hai na ....fast forward ...." Phir se usne taana sa marte huye kha ...
"Shadi fix ho gayi tumhari ...aisa sunne ko mila ...." Maine ek gahari sans lete huye kha ...
" Han ....mana karne ki koi khas wajah bhi to nhi thi ...."
Itna sunkar Maine sirf han me hi sar hilaya
"Wajah hoti to ...." Maine kaha ...
"Maine aapka kabhi intejar nhi kiya ...."
"Itni nafrat thi mujhse "
"Itna yakeen tha aap par ..."
Har bat ka jawab tha uske pass aur mai sirf chehre ko chhipa rha tha ....
"Abhi bhi pyar karti ho mujhse ...."
"Koi mayne nhi rakhta ..."
"Ek mauka phir se nhi mil sakta " meri ankhon me bebasi thi aur shayad yahi to pyar tha jo aaj pahli baar meri ankhon me najar aa rha tha ..
"Umeendin jab tootati hai na ...bahut dard deti hai ...."uska itna kahna mere liye bahut kuch byan kar rha tha ....
"Aapke sath zindagi bhar rahne ki khwahish hi to thi meri ...aapse pyar karti thi...kya yahi meri galti thi aur is galati ki kaisi saja mili ....apni sari limit cross kar di ..aur aapne kya kiya ek khilauna samjha aur jab man bhar gya to phenk diya ....kya manga tha aapse maine ki khud ko is Kabil bna lo ki hmare bich me koi khda hi na ho ......aur aapne kya diya badle me ....thappad ....kabhi mere papa ne mujh par hath nhi uthaya ....uske baad bhi mujhe aapse itni umeed to thi ki aap wapas aayenge aur sorry bolenge aur mai aapko maaf kar dungi ...par mai galat thi...."
Itna lamba speech dene ke bad uski ankhon me aansu to aane hi the .....uski baton se hi pta chal rha tha ki aakhir maine use kitna bda torcher diya tha ......
"Har ek insan se galti hoti hai ....aur har galti ki ek saja hoti hai ....mujhe uski saja de do ....us waqt mujhe nhi pta tha ...kya sahi aur kya galat ....kuch alag hi dhun sawar thi ...ladki ladki jitni bhi mili kam thi ....us samay mujhe aisa lga ..tumne mere ego ko hurt kiya ....shayad yahi to bachpna tha ...nhi samjh thi itni duniyadari ki ....nhi pta tha ki jab aap par koi khud se jyada bharosha krta hai to tootne par kaisa mehsush hota hai ....Maine tumhara dil toda ...jo kahogi vo mai karunga ....tumhe kabhi nhi rulaunga ...par is shadi ke liye mana kar do yaar ....ek mauka de do ....jo galati hui hai use sudhar Sakhta hu main .... Tumhari kami ko tumse door rehkar mehsush kiya hai .....ab ki bar main tumhe khona nhi chahta ....."
Aur is baar meri ankhon me nami thi par uske galo par aansuon ki ek lambi line ....
Hmare beech kuch der yun hi khamoshi chhayi rhi .....ankhon me nami ki wajah se halka dhundhlapan sa chhaane laga ...ki tabhi mujhe aisa laga ki koi bahut teji se aake mujhse chipak gya .....
Kaise bhool Sakta hun vo ehsas jab pahli bar vo mere karib aayi thi ....jo pani abhi tak palko me kaid tha vo baras pda .....usne mere sharir ko apni bahon me jakad liya ....jaise mai knhi phir se door na ho jaun ...mere hath bhi khud b khud uski kamar par chale gye .....
"Sudhorege nhi ...kabhi na ...." Usne puccha ...
"Kaun kambkhat sudharne ke liye bigdta hai ..." Maine hanste huye jawab diya .....
"Shadi kaise cancel karu ab.." Usne nya tension dete huye kha ...
Ynha Mere liye shadi todna bdi baat nhi thi ...sawal tha apne ghar kaise kahunga ....
....uska bad me sochenge ...aur yahi sochkar mai room se bahar aa gya aur ghar se bahar jane lga ...sare log bahar ja chuke the isliye Chauhan sahab vnhi aangan me baithkar kachauri kha rhe the ...mujhe dekhte hi unki tyoriyan chad gyi ..."Upar kya karne gye the ...." Unhone kachori plate me rakhte huye kha ....
"Kuch nhi ...bas aapki beti se pucchne gya tha ki ..mujhse abhi bhi pyar karti hai....ya nhi....
"Maine socha tu bahar rehkar thoda sudhar gya hoga ..par tu to awara kutte ki punch ki tarh abhi bhi teda hi ... thakur sahab se kahna pdega ...."chikhte huye bole ....
"Kahe chilla rhe ho sasur Ji aadmi hun scooter nahi Jo sehar jaake sudhar jaaunga...aur thoda tameej se baat kariye apne damad se ...."
"Kya behudgi hai ....ye ...."vo khade hote huye bole ...
"Shadi cancel karwa do ...aapki ladki meri biwi ...." Itna kahkar mai vnhi Sophe par dher ho gya ...bhang ka nasha tha aise thode hi utrata hai ....bas halki si uneendi chhayi thi ....Aankh to nhi khul rhi thi bc lekin kano me sunayi jarur de rha tha ....
"Aa gya na phir se use barbad karne...kaise usne sambhala tha khudko....is nalayak ko kuch pta bhi hai ....aa gya shadi tudwane ke liye ....Rishton ko nibhana janta hai nahi..Nasha utarte hi sab bhool jayega ....kaise de dun mai apni ladki ka hath ...us hath me jiska bharosha nhi kab sath chhod de ....."....lekin tabhi ek surili awaz mere kano me panhuchi ....
"Papa Please ...."
Iske baad mujhe kuch bhi yaad nhi tha ...jab meri ankh khuli to theek samne use khada paya .....
"Tum ynha kya kar rhi ho ..." Maine angdai lete huye kha ...
"Mera ghar aur mera kamra hai ye ...."
"To phir mai ynha kya kar rha hu ...."
"Kyo itni pee lete ho jab sambhal nhi sakte ..."
"Mai tumse Milne kyo aaya tha
" maine apne sar ko pakdte huye kha ..."Accha Ji ...ab ye bhi yaad nhi hai ....btw meri shadi aapne cancel kra di....."usne muskurate huye kaha..
"Suno...maine kand to jarur kiya hai ..Lekin kuch khas yaad nhi hai ....isliye maine jo bhi kiya hai na seriously mat Lena ...."
"Beta ...ab tu usko mazak me mat Lena ....hmare ghar ki bahu hai vo ..samjha ....nalayak zindagi me pahli baar koi dhang ka kam kiya hai ...bhale hi nashe me kiya ho ....jabse tumhara iske sath suna tha tabse hi mera man tha ...par tujh jaisa aawaara ladka ...iski kadra hi nahi ki to kis muh se bolti ...ki ise hi apne ghar ki bahu bnana hai ....."
Meri mummy ki awaz mere kano me loudspeaker ki tarh gunz rhi thi ....
"Dekho jo kiya hai na ...vo nashe me kiya hoga ...mai isse shadi nhi karne vala samjhi aap ..." Maine uska hath apne sar se hataTey huye kha ..
"Beta ...ab yahi ladki humaare ghar ki bahu banegi ...samjhe.." Ye mere papa ne bola tha
"Bapu ekaluta chirag hun thaare ghar ka ....." Maine unse kha ...
"Bujha dunga agar isse shadi nhi ki to ...." Unhone apne raubdar awaz me kha ...
"Aur aapka dahej ...." Maine aakhiri teer chhoda ...
"Bahu hi dahej hoti hi ...aur phir tujh jaise gadhe ko dega kaun dahej......"
Aur Baat khatm ...jyada smartness L laga deta hai L kya pencho lawde he laga deta hai..mai ynha mandap me baitha picchle kucch dino ki huyi ghatnao ke bare me soch rha tha....aur mera dost jisne mujhse shart lgayi thi ....vo abhi bhi mujhe dekhkar hans rha tha .....shart ye thi ki agar Himanshi aaj bhi tujhe pyar karti hai ...to tujhe pura South India mai ghumaunga ...ni to Sikkim ka kharcha tera ....aur maine bhi josh josh me han kah di....aur condition thi ki recording bhi karke layega aur ham sabko sunayega .....aur ye tab hua tha jab Ham DJ lekar uske ghar ke samne se gujar rhe the aur vo balcony me nhi aayi thi ...phir knhi dikh bhi nhi rhi thi .....
Usne South India to dur jale par mirch lgane ke liye do Honeymoon ke ticket aur bhej diye the mujhe Shimla ke ....jiski wajah se vo abhi bhi hans rha tha .......aur Apun sirf dant pees kar ghur rha tha ....
Kabhi Kabhi sochta hun ki itni buri bhi nhi hai...aur aaj jab maine use dulhan ke jode me saje huye dekha tab mahsus hua ....
"Kuch to hai isme jo kisi aur me nhi hai ....iske andar dhoondane ki bajaye...main idhar udhar bhatak rha tha ......Is Halat me bhi mai udash nhi tha ...kyonki shadi kisi se bhi ho rhi ho ....aur uske laddu khane ka apna alag hi ek mja ...kisi na kisi ko humsafar to bnana tha ...to yahi sahi ....
....Maine Muskurate huye uskka Hath thama aur apne sath me jeene aur Marne ki kasam ki bajaaye sirf sath jeene ki kasam khayi ....
Aur ye thi Meri ek chhoti si kahani jo Rang Barse re Bhige chunar vali se chalkar Sajan chale sasural par khatm ho gayi .....
Lekin lekin and lekin Asali kahaani toh yahaan se suru hoti hai shaadi hogayi sab hogaya par pata nahi kyun hum dono k bich mein meri ego aagayi darshall kaafi reasons they unmein se ek ye tha ki usko humessa mere parents kaa support milta tha Jo humessa mere against rehtey they...fir choti-2 baaton par jhagdey hona suru hogaye or baat bigadtey-2 orr jyaada bigad gayi or hua yun ki noubat yahaan talaakh ki aagayi thi...or gajab baat ye thi ki main court k Rest room mein baitha ye sab sochraha tha ..ab jaake main present mein aaya tha abtak Jo bhi tha woh mere past k tukdey they jinhe maine dikhaaya tha BC story naa hui inception hogayi...
Ab main thoda nervous horaha tha or uska ekmaatar reason ye tha ki meri mulaaqaat hone walli thi abhi usase kaafi din baad kyunki woh pichle kuch din se apne Maayke mein he reh rahi thi or mere family wallon ki jidd thi ki main usko manaalun....par lawda kaise manaalun pehle jab shaadi k liye manaaya tha tab nashe mein tha lekin ab nahi ,sochraha tha ek peg lagaa he lun... Fir socha court hain lawde lag jaaenge ..
And then woh lamhaa aagaya jiska mujhe intejaar tha aakhir woh mere saamne aai orr ek baarko toh main usko dekhke ye bhi bhulgaya ki yahaan kyun aaya tha kyunki woh thi he itani sundar koi bhalla kaise kuch yaad rakh shakta hai....Uske sath uske bapu cauhaan Sahaab bhi they BC ye bhi talaakh lega kya sath mein.... Lekin gajab tab hogaya jab usane kahaa ki "beti tum dono baat karlo main bahaar khadda hun.." Lekin iski cikani -chupaddi baaton mein fasna nahi doobara warna apni jindagi ko firse barbaad karlogi tum...""
Ye bolke woh bahaar challa gaya or Himanshi mere saamne rakhi chair par aake baithgayi...
Kuch derr takk humaare bich bilkul shaanti chaai rahi or aakhir main he uss chuppi ko todata hua bola...
Main-toh tumne apna fainsla leliya hai...
Himanshi-haan or achha hoga tum bhi apna fainsla lelo...
Main-himanshi dekho...
Himanshi-mera decision final hai usse badalne ki koshish naa karo toh he behtar hai...
Waah uske baap ne pura taiyaar karke bheja tha...
Main-lekin kyun??... Aisa kya kiya hai Maine..?
Himanshi-tum wajah puch rahe ho tum, you ruined my whole life meri puri jindagi barbaard kardi tumne or ek baar nahi baar-2 tum aisa kartey ho suru mein bhi aise he chhodke chale gaye they or fir waapis aakar mujhe mana liya main he paagal thi Jo maangayi agar naa maanti toh aaj kissi k sath sukhi jeevan bita rahi hoti...tumhaare liye toh ye sab majaak hai tumhe kya farak padta hai tumhe lagta hai ek baar galati karo or fir maafi maanglo woh bhi nashe mein...
Main-aaj Jo kahunga sach he kahungaa...
Himanshi-koi faayda nahi hai main nahi maanane walli...
Main-matt maanana lekin kam se kam meri baat toh sunlo ki kehana kya caahta hun main agar aaj nahi bol paaya toh puri jindagi ye dukh rahega ki kaash Uss din boldiya hota toh aaj haalaat kuch orr hotey...
Ye sun woh thodi shant hui ...
Main-Dekho himanshi tumne sahi kahaa mere liye ye sab ek majaak he toh hai darshall mere liye in riston naaton ki koi ehmiyat nahi hai shayad yahi wajah hai main baar-2 tumhaara dil dukhaadeta hun.. Lekin in pichle kuch dinon mein jab tum mere pass nahi thi tab Maine realise kiya ki I am nothing without you "You Complete me"... Tumhaare sath hue jhagdey roj-2 ki nokk jhonkk tumhaara ruthana tumhaara muskuraana I miss everything I feel incomplete without you mujhe raat ko nind nahi aati sharaab takk ashar nahi karti abtoh isliye usse bhi chodd chukka hun humaare kamre mein pair takk nahi rakh paata main because wahaan ka akelaapann khaaney ko doudata hai mujhe...lekin please ek aakhiri chance dedo mujhe.
Himanshi-aajtak naa jaane kitane moke diye hain Maine tumhe lekin harr baar mera vishwash todda hai tumne nahi ab orr nahi seh shakti main...
Ye bol woh piche Mudd kar jaane lagi lekin maine uska hath pakad liya...
Main-Haqikat jaan lo juda hone se pahle,
Meri sun lo apni sunane se pahle,
Ye soch lena bhulane se pahle,
Bahut royi hain ye aankhen muskurane se pahle...
Himani- ye juthi shaayari keval Bolane mein he theek Lagti hain baaki inka ashli jindagi se koi taaluukk nahi hota....
Main-hum jaison k liye toh iska he matlab hota hai main beshak bahaar se kitana he akdu tha lekin Maine humessa tumhaare liye yahi socha tha ki you deserved better then me mere andar kitani he ego ho lekin main humessa sochta tha ki you deserved someone better koi Aisha Jo tumhaari feelings ko samjhe or unki kadar kare and deep inside myself mujhe ye bhi maalum tha ki main Jo kar raha hun sab galat hai or iski kimmat mujhe tumhe khokar chukaani padegi lekin Tabb mujhe ye andaaja nahi tha ki tum mere liye kya maaiyne rakhti ho tab mere liye ye sab majaak tha lekin ab jab tum mujhse durr ho toh mujhe pata chala ki main toh adhurra he hun tumhaare bina woh kehtey haina ""Tum Kitne Dur Ho Mujhse Main Kitna Paas Hun Tumse,
Tumhein Pana Bhi Namumkin Tumhein Khona Bhi Namumkin.""...
Himanshi ki aankhon mein aanshu aachuke they woh ektak mujhe he ghurre jaarahi thi...or main uske saamne khadda tha or usse manaane ki koshish kar raha tha...
Main-tumhaare pitaaji humessa sahi kehtey they mujhe koi andaaja nahi hai ristey naaton kaa main aaj bhi yahi kahunga you deserved better then me...
Ye bolke Maine apni jeb se ek kaagaj or pen nikaala ye kaagaj tha humaara divorce certificate jispar Himanshi k sign already they or side mein Maine apne bhi kardiye yaani ki this is official now...Maine woh certificate Himanshi ko dediya...
Main-main tumhe yahaan aaj manaaney nahi aaya tha mujhe pata tha ki ab koi faayda nahi hai balki main toh ye bataane aaya tha ki main tumhaare kaabil nahi hun or tumhaare liye yahi achha hoga ki tum mujhe durr raho or ek nayi jindagi suru karo...or I hopeki tumhe mujhse behtar aadmi millega..BEST OF LUCk...
Meri baatein sunkar woh wahin ki wahin jammi rehgai uski aankhon se lagaataar aanshu behrahe they ...ab main Wahaan or nahi rukk shakta tha ab court mein koi kaam reh nahi gaya tha ab jaise he ye certificate submit hoga tabhi hum dono kaa divorce officially hojaaega...
main ghar aake packing karne laga main kal ye desh chhodkar jaane waala tha meri maa or bapu ne mujhe nahi rokka or agle din subah 8 bajkar 28 minute par main apni flight mein baitha tha.. ye flight 2 mins mein take off karne waali thi or as per pilot's orders main apna phone switch off karne he waala tha ki mera mobile bajj padda...Jo Mere advocate sharma kaa tha...Maine woh aakhiri call uthaaya taaki usse bata shakun ki sab hochuka hai...
Sharma-are kahaan gayab ho janaab judge sahaab kaafi khafaa hain aapse or mujhse bhi...
Main-kyun..?
Sharma-are kyun kya kal ki date thi tumhaare or himanshi k case ki tum kal bhi nahi aaye or jab fir Maine ek din kaa delay maangta judge sahaab se tab aunty ne bataaya ki tu Australia jaaraha hai bhai maanta kya hai...
Main-abe insab ki jarurat nahi hai ab Maine certificate par sign karke himanshi ko dediya hai sab khatam hogaya ab...
Sharma-kya baat kar raha hai bhai lekin judge sahaab k pass toh koi certificate submit hua he nahi orr uppar as himanshi k vakeel toh case bhi withdraw karwaake chale gaye...
Main-kya...
Ye main itani jorr se chilaaya ki pure passengers mujhe ghuraney lagey ...
Sharma-haan bhai Certificate submit nahi hua..
Ye sun meri aankhon mein aanshu aagaye they Reason kya thaa
ye toh maalum he hoga...The End
Sometimes Two People Have To Fall Apart To Realize How Much they Need to Fall Back TOGETHER.....
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XF Scoop #10
pata hai tum logon ko ke kya hai agle maheene mtlb agar nahi pata to naatak hi kar lo thoda pata hone ka khair mai hi bata deta hun ke next scoop aayega XF ki 2nd anniversary par
mtlb samjh rahe ho na kya event hai, yaad hi aa jata hai sab mtlb saari journey abhi tak jo hamne poori ki ab I know ke shandaar rahi hai yrr i mean XP ko bhi itna aane me saalon lag gaye the
khair dekho mudda ye nahi hai mudda ye hai ke mai de raha hun tum sabko mauka mtlb jo bhi tum dekhna chahte ho is special edition me wo saari desire post karo idhar ab mtlb saari to poori nahi ho sakti lakin selected ones ko implement karenge ham idhar + aap ek thriller+comedy genre me short story bhi likhh ke de sakte ho meko pm me jiski pasand aai meko usko 250 likes ka reward milega
to ho jao shuru aur mai pahle hi bata deta hun agla edition shandar hoga
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CREDITS
THE XFORUM SCOOP #9
BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Genius | The Immortal | Siraj Patel | Rooted
A SPECIAL THANK YOU TO ALL THE STAFF AND MEMBERS OF XFORUM!
THE XFORUM SCOOP #9
BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Genius | The Immortal | Siraj Patel | Rooted
A SPECIAL THANK YOU TO ALL THE STAFF AND MEMBERS OF XFORUM!