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03 Aur main nasreen Baji Kay Ghar Kay andar dakhil howa
Ghar may dakhil honay Kay baad may nay Ghar may nazar doaraya to koi bhi Nahi tha mai jaisay hi kitchen Kay pass guzar Gaya to nasreen Baji kamray say bahir a rahi us Kay hathon may 3'4 joray thay laiken us ko dikhaty hi mujh par bijli gir gayi kyun Kay Nasreen Baji kapre donay Ka ihtimam Kar rahi thi jis ki waja say us nay apna dopata apnay sar par band liya tha aur us Kay mammay buhat wazih nazar a rahy thai jisay daikh Kar may behaknay laga yeh pehli dafa Nahi howa tha aksar kapre donay Kay waqt saaf safai Kay waqt ya kitechn may kaam kartay waqt wo aisa Karti laiken jaisa Kay ap ko pata hai meray sar par to Mani swar thi to aaj us ko is halat Mai daikh Kar meray dil mai buhat khwakhishat paida howay
Aur wo mujahy dunya ki sab say haseen larki lagnay lagi us Kay mammon may mujahy us larki Ka akas diknay laga jisay mai Kuch dair pehaly Nawab Kai mobile mai daikh Kay aya ta aur jisny mujahy lamhay bhar may muth marnay par majboor kiya ta Nasreen Baji ki nazar jaisay hi mujh par pari to boli
Nasreen:agaye tum Kaha gaye tay ammi tujahy bulanay Kai liye teray gar pay gayi hai magar waha say pata Chala Kay shaab goomany Gaya hai phir may asim ko tumahay bulanay Kai liye bahir bejh Diya
Main:yeh keh Kar wo meray samnay guzar gayi bathroom ki taraf janay lagi Jo hi wo meray samnay guzri to meri nazar ain uski gaand par pari pehli dafa Mai nay aisa Kiya tha us ki ubri howi gand daikh kar to Mera haalq hi sokh gaya aur mai us ko daikta raha nasreen Baji ki baat Ka chonkay Mai nay koi jawaab na Diya to wo mujhay daiknay kay liye mere tarf mur gai jaisay hi wo mere taraf mure to mai usay daikh raha ta Mai Tora sa harbaraya laiken jald hi hod ko sambala aur Kaha Wo Nasreen Baji darsal mai dosto Kay sath ground Mai ta laiken mai nay ye baat tore dheemi lehjay may ki
Nasreen Baji: kahir to hai tumhara mo kyun utra howa hai
Main: Nahi Baji aise koi BAAT Nahi aap bataye ap nay mujhay kis liye bulaya hai
Nasreen Baji:wo main kapre do rahi ho to tumay is liye bulaya Kay dukaan say washing powder lay awo aur meray liye aik shampoo bhi aur 10 hazar rupees Kay Kar dukandar say hamara kaata kat.do
Main:kyun Nahi nasreen Baji la daita hoo aur bhi Kuch kaam ho to batao waisay bhi Mai farigh hoo mai nay kabi aisa moadebana rawayya is say pehaly Nahi apnaya ta magar aj nasreen Baji ki mammay aur gand daikh Kar meray dil Mai us Kay liye mohhbat aur hawas dono paida hoye tay
Nasreen Baji: ohh Khair to hai Kahi neend Mai to Nahi hao
Main:kyun Baji kya huwa
Nasreen Baji :aisa farmanbardar to tum pehaly kabi Nahi tay
Main: Nahi Baji aisi koi baat Nahi hai nasreen Baji Jaisay hi agay bar gsyi to us nay washing machine ko pull Karna shoro Kiya jis wi waja say us ki gand hilnay lagi aur Mai nay yeh nazara khoob daikha yeh daikti hi meray lun nay angrai li
laiken dar Kay maray Mai nay apna zehan badalna shoro Kiya aur Baji ko Kaha laye Baji may la daita ho apka Saman
Nasreen Baji : acha yeh paisay lailo aur jaldi wapas ajao
Paisay lai Kay Mai dokaan ki taraf rawana howa laken mera khayal nasreen Baji par hi atka howa ta Dil Ka aik hisa nasreen Baji ko patany Ka kehta to dosray hisay say khoof Ka waswasa paida hota laiken yeh baat tai hai Kai meray zehan par ab nasreen Baji swar ho chuki thi
Dokan pohacnh Kar may Mai Saman lay liiya aur kaata bhi hatam Kiya aur wapas nasreen Baji ki taraf rawana howa gar mai dakil howa to nasreen Baji washing machine mai Pani dal rahi ti aur us Ka back meri taraf ta washing machine ki awaz ki waja say us ko mery anay ki khbar na howe us ki back chonkay meri taraf thi to us ki gand ko daikh Kar phir mai behak gaya Mai seda us ki taraf Chala gaya aur himmat paida Kar Kay us Kay kanday par haath rakh dia Nasreen Baji jaldi mere taraf muri laiken Jo hi mo mere taraf muri mai nai jaldi say Bola Baji Saman lay aya ho aur us Kay ankhon Kay samnay Saman lehraya laken us par Mai nay Kuch zahir Nahi Kiya
Nasreen Baji :tum nay to mujhay dara hi Diya
Mai: lo Baji is mai darnay wali Kiya baat hai yeh keh Kar mere nazar phir us Kay mammon par pari par is bar zyada nazdeek honay ki waja say us Kay mammay daik Kar to maira aur bhi Bura haal hogya laiken jald Mai nay apna nazar hataya ta Kai us ko Kuch shak na ho
Nasreen Baji : acha noman ammi Kay anay tak tum tahi charpai par baith jawo jab Ammi ajayege to chalay kana phir
Main :yeh bhi koye pehle dafa Nahi howa ta aksar aisa hota ta ta Kay aunty Kay anay tak mujahy intizar Karna parta ta laiken is pehaly jitni bhi dafa Mai rukta to is may meri khusi shamil Nahi Hoti thi laiken aaj nasreen Baji ki mou say yeh baat sun Kar Mai buhat Khush howa aur charpai par beth gaya
Kuch dair baad nasreen Baji aik jora lai Kar aye aur us ko jatak Diya ta Kai us say pani nikaly jis ki waja say us Kay mammay hil rahay ya you kehna Sahi Hoga Kay jhool rahay thay aur is baar aisa lag Raha ta jaisa nasreen Baji kay mammay Nahi ho balkay baray baray tarbooz ho Mai khamoshi say usay daik raha ta laiken nasreen Baji ki nazar ain usi waqt mujh par pari Jaisay hi us nay mere taraf daikha
To main nay Jaldi say us Ka khayal jataknay Kay liye Kaha Nasreen baji aunty kab aye gi ma ja raha ho
Nasreen Baji: are are sabr Karo bas tora abhi Kuch Der may ajayege aur haa abhi Kuch dair pehaly kya keh rahay tai Kay Kuch aur kaam ho to bhi Kar longa ab 2 minutes aram say Nahi tik saktay
Main: ha agar Kam ho to karlonga laiken aisay baitay biatay bore ho Raha ho main (yeh main nay saaf saaf jhoot bhol Diya kyun Kay Mai to us Kay mammon ko tar Raha ta )
Nasreen Baji :acha tum aisa Karo dosray number kamray may qaleen hai us ko balti may bagodo aur tora ragro
Mai: Tek hai Baji mau utha aur qaleen lai Kay aya aur balti mai dalkay usay ragarnay laga nasreen Baji mere taraf daiknay lagi
Nasreen Baji: lo bhai batai Bari Bari Kar laitay hai aur qaleen tak ki ragarai Nahi Kar saktay yeh keh Kar wo meri taraf anay lagi
Main: kyun yeh Tek Nahi hai kya wo meray pas agaye aur qaleen ko ragarnay lagi laiken us kai liye usay jukna para aur jaisay hi wo juki to main nay dunya Mai anay Ka baad sab say khoobsurat nazara daika mai nay wo nazara daika jis ki talab jis ki khwakhish har insaan karta hai laiken wo nazara meri tawaqo say bhi zyada khoobsurat ta us nazaray ko daikh meray Dil mai hamesha hamesha Kay liye us may konay ki khwakhish paida laiken yeh mumkin Nahi ti a
Jis nazaray ki Mai BAAT Kar Raha hoo wo nasreen Baji Ka mammay thai Jo us Kai juknay say kafi zahir ho Gaye thay aur wo mammay meri tawwaqo say bhi zyada khoobsurat tay
Us Kay dono mammay aisay lag rahay tay jaisay Kai do(2) pahar ho aur us Kay mammon kay darmiyani line do paharon Kay darmyin wadi ho kaash Mai is wadi Ka sair Kar sako aur aik pahar say dosary pahar tak manzil par Kar sakon meray Dil Mai jaldi yeh khwahkhish paida howe
Usay daiktay dikatay Mai tora gumsum ho gaya aur isi doran nasreen nai upar daikh Kar meri taraf daikha
Nasreen:aisay kartay hai ragrayi
Laken isi doran nasreen baji ki nazro na MERI nazron Ka taaqub Kiya to Mai nay Jaldi say nazar hataya laiken meray khayal Mai is dafa nasreen meray nazrron ko baanp chuki ti wo seedhi hoi jaldi say aur is Kay siwa Kuch na boli
Main: ha to aisa hi to Kar Raha ta
Yeh keh Kar mai nay turchi nazron say nasreen Baji ki taraf daikha to wo ab sedhi ho gayu thi aur Tori gumsum ti laiken jaisu hi Mai nay yeh bat ki to
Nasreen Baji : ha pata hai Kaisa Kar Rahay tay Sahi tarah say daba bhi Nahi rahay tay
Main: Mai nay us ki baat mannay may afjyat samjhi aur juk Kar qaleen ko ragra Diya aur Kaha aisay ab Sahi hai laiken isi Kay sath hi Mairay zehan Mai aik sharat aye aur menay nay qaleen ko mammaon ki tarha dabana bhi shoro Kiya aur Kaha Sahi hai aisay hi
Nasreen baji: ha bas aisay hi thek hai aur muskra pari (lekan mujahy yeh maloom nahi Kai us nay Mera irada banp liya ta ya Nahi )
Main: magar mazay ki baat ye thi Kai nasreen Baji na to apni jagah say hati aur na hi dopata Sahi Karna gawara Kiya balkay usi halat may Kari rahi aur mujahy Kaha Kai jaldi Karo is ko taar pay bhi dalna hai yeh baat Jo hi us nay Kaha to usi doran aunty agaye
Aunty : are nasreen yeh kya Kar rahi ho bachay par kaoray do rahay sharam Nahi ati iski Ammi ko pata lag gaya to kya kahegi
Nasreen :Ammi kapre Nahi qaleen hai aur waisay bhi yeh bacha Tori hai hatta katta Jawan hai aur has dia
Main: pata Nahi nasreen baji nai yeh baat kis bunyad oar ki thi laiken Mai tora seham SA gaaya
Aunty: buri baat hai (yeh keh Kar aunty Chadar raknay kamray chali Gaye)
Nasreen Baji : awo milkay isay tar pay chara daitay hai pir do aur qaleeno ko bhi tum naay dkna hai
Main:awo uthao tum bhi meray Saath balti ko Mai nay aur nasreen nay utahaya aur tar ki taraf chal diye qaleen Mai Pani zyada jazab howa ta to bohat Bari hogaya usay uthany Kay liye ham dono jukay to aik bar phir Mai nay nasreen Baji Kay mammon ka deedan Kiya qaleen ko uta Kar tar par raka to nasreen na Kaha aisa Nahi Tora kencho nasreen Baji meray side par Kari ti ab aur lambay lambay saans lay rahi ti jiasay hi mainay qaleen kencha to meray kanda nasreen Baji Kay mammay say ja laga jise yaqeenan us nay mrhsoos Kar liya Hoga
Mai Mai kaha ab Tek hai
Nasreen Baji : ha ab Tek hai
Main: qaleen ko keemch Kar Mai jiasay hi nasreen ki taraf mura to us ki nazar meray chehray par ti magar meray murny say us nazro ko idhar udhar gumaya
Nasreen abhi bhi qaleen ke Bari wazan ki waja say tez tez saans lay rahi ti mere nazar aik daffa phir us Kay mammon par pari Jo upar niche ho rahi ti yeb jantay howay Kay wo meri taraf daikh rahi hai us Kay mammaon ko baray gor say daika mainay aur Kaha
Tum Sahi keh rahi ho ab teek hai aur jaldi nazar qaleen ke taraf ki
Yeh meri taraf say pehla Tora bahdaurna waar ta (main nay aisa show Kiya jaisay Kay Mai qaleen Kay baray me keh Raha ho laiken mera khayal us Kay mammon Kay baray Mai ta )
Nasreen : nasreen nai mere taraf daikha aur phir qaleen ki traf aur Kaha ha to ab teek hai aur tore muskrai bhi
Mai: main darwazy ke taraf rawana howa to nasreen baji nay mujhay pechay say awZ de Kaha chal diye main nay jwab Diya Ghar ja raha ho
Nasreen Baji : aur baqi do qaleenay
Main: wo phir Kisi din karlonga
Nasreen : Soch laina Mai Chor rahi ho us ko tumharay liye hi bacha Ka rakonge
Main: Tek hai ma kal karlonga ab Mai ha Raha ho nasreen Baji Kay Ghar say nikal kar Mai dil hi dil Mai sochanay laga kya nasreen Baji meray irado say waqif ho gaye hai agar waqif ho gaye hai to mujhay Kuch Kaha kyun Nahi
Laiken phir Dil kehta Kay Nahi aisa Kuch Nahi hai kyun Kay Mai nasreen Baji ki janta ta Kay wo koi buri larki Nahi hai
Aur baqi do qaleeno ko Mai isi liye Chor gaya Kay agar
Aur rukta to pata nahi Kahi behak hi na Gaya hota aur mai Jo Soch Raha ho us badlay mujahy lainay Kai dainay hi na par jayen