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Yeh sab sunkey aap sabko yeh lag raha hoga ke Brijmohan ji kitne acchey insaan hai. Lekin asal mein woh haraami ek number ka kamina aadmi hai. Bahut hi ghatiya aadmi hai Brijmohan. Gaon mein bahut kam logon ko pata hai ke asal mein brijmohan ek bahut hi pervet kisam ka aadmi hai. Jaise uska dost ballu jo khud bhi harami hai aur ek khuni bhi. Apni hi biwi ko maar ke jail gaya tha woh. Bahut kamina hai ballu. Brijmohan ka umaar toh ho gaya hai par abhi bhi uska ek hi kamzori hai aur woh hain khubsurat aurat. Jabhi bhi gaaon mei koi bollywood ki film aati hai khaas karke agar woh kareena kapoor ka ho toh woh film to Brijmohan dekhe ga hi. Kareena ko pehlibaar usne dekha tha fevicol se gaane mein. Tab woh kareena ka naam bhi nahi janta tha. Par kareena ko us gaane mein dekhkar uska halaat kharaap ho gaya tha. Kareena ka navi, taang, cleavage dekhkar aur khaas karkey kareena ki adaayein dekhkar saale brijmohan ka soya hua lund khara ho gaya tha.
Sab log jab kareena ke gaane ko dekhkar siti maar rahe the tab haraami brijmohan dhoti ke under haat dalkey apna lund pakar ke hila raha tha.
"Main tandoori murgi hu yaar gatkale mujhe alchol se " yeh line jab aya tab kareena ki adayein dekhkar brijomhan ka lund pura khara ho gaya aur apne aap hilne laga.
Man hi maan brijmohan kareena ko bolne laga : uffffff... saali kutiyaaa...... ekbaar milja tu........ tujhe sach mein gatak lunga saali....... ufffff..... kutiyaaaaaaahhhhhh
Film ke ganaa khatam hone par brijmohan ne baju mein baithe ek aadmi se poocha tha: arey beta..... woh jo larki film mein naach rahi thi uska naam kya hai? Bahut acchi avinay karti hai.
Baju mein baitha hua aadmi bola : arey kaka.... uska naam Kareena hai.. kareena. Aaj ki bollywood ki raani hai woh raani. Ek number actress. Kya adaah hai uska.
Brijmohan man hi maan bola: wahhhh... kareena...... naam to deemag mein fit ho gaya. Ab is saalika jab bhi koi film aayega woh dekhna parega. Lekin is khare lund ka kya karu? Abhi isko thanda nahi kiya toh lund faat jayega.
Brijmohan film ko chorke bahaar chala jata hai aur cinema ghar ke peeche ek gande se jagaah hai. Wahan jakar idhar udhar dekh leta hai. Fir dhoti ke under se apna lund bahaar nikalta hai. Brijmohan ki umaar ho gayi hai par aaj bhi uska lund jawan hai. Jitna ghatiya aadmi hai woh utna hi bara uska lund hai. Kamse kaam 9 inch ka. Brijmohan lund ko haatein lekar hilate hue bolne lagta hai..
Brijmohan : ahhhhhhh...... saali kareenaaaaaaa......
Ahhhhh..... tujhe dekhkar toh pura khara ho gaya re..... ahhhhhh..... saali kya roop hai tera..... bahut avinetri ko dekha hai par humare jamane bhi tere jaisi garam maal nahi dekhi... ahhhhhh..... kya chis hai tu..... yeh dekh... tera naam lekar hila raha hu..... ahhhhhh..... saalu kareena kutiyaaaa.... tu mil jaye to tujhe kutti banakar chodungaa....... ahhhhhhhh.... tere muh mein pishaab kar dunga... saali chod chod ke tera tatti nikal dunga...... ahhhhhhhhh...... ahhhhhhh.. ahhhhhhh... karenaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Gandey se jagah par brijmohan ka bahut sara maal nikal gaya. Apna lund ko do teen baar hila hila ke baaki ka maal nikal ke lund ko dhoti ke under daal ke apne ghar ke taraf jaane lagey.
Yeh tha brijmohan. Ghar mein bahu, bete ke nazar mein ek bahut hi acchey aadmi, lekin asal mein ek haraami pervert aadmi. Iske baad kareena ke jitne bhi item number ke gaane aye woh tv par dekhta tha woh. Uske baad kareena ke sath sath baaki ke heroine ke films bhi dekhta tha woh. Yahan tak ki ghar mein jhut bolkey woh adult films bhi dekhne jata tha. Koi pehechan na le isliye chaddar se muh dhakke film dekhta tha aur pardey mein angerz larkion ki nangi badan delhkar bahar akaar hila hila kar us larki ko soch soch ke maal nikal deta tha.
Lekin kisko pataa tha is kaminey aadmi brijmohan ka naseeb chamakne wala tha. Zindegi ke aakhri paraw mein akar usko aisa khusi milne wala tha jo har mard ka sapna hota hai.
Janna chahte hai harami ke sath kya hua? Toh saath baney rahiye.
