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Zoya Farhan ki wife
Sara
Siama
College ka second year ke exam ka aaj aakhiri din hain. Iske pehle ki third year ki padhai shuru ho, 2 mahino ka college break shuru hone wala tha.
Exam khatm hote hi Zoya, Sara aur Saima teeno saheliya exam center ke baahar mili aur baat karne lagi.
Zoya: “Second year khatm ho gaya yaar, as bas ek saal aur padhai karni hain bas, phir aaram hi aaram”
Sara: “Sirf tere liye aaram hain hamaare liye nahi. Teri tarah hamara koi raees shauhar nahi hain”
Zoya: “Haa to tum dono bhi kar lo kisi raees se shaadi. Tumko kisne kaha tha ki apne hi college ke friend se ishq ladao. Aur ishq lada bhi liya to aage jaakar shaadi bhi usi se karni hain yeh jaruri to nahi!”
Sara: “Hamari soch teri tarah nahi thi ki bas jaise taise padhai khatm karo aur kisi ameerjaade se shaadi karke zindagi bhar aish karo”
Siama: “Waise bhi shadi usi se karni hain jisko pyaar karte ho. Zoya teri tarah arranged marriage nahi karni thi. Tujhe to shadi ki itni jaldi thi ki padhai khatm hone ka bhi wait nahi kiya, pehle hi shaadi kar li!”
Zoya: “Haa to aur kya karti! Itna achchha ladka mere haath se nikal jata. Farhan ki ammi ki tabiyat khraab thi, unke intekaal se pehle wo apne bete ki shaadi hote dekhna chaahti thi, isliye sab jaldi se karna pada”
Sara: “Haa bhai, itna bada share broker hain, aese ladke ko kaun haath se jaane dega. Main hoti to main bhi nahi jane deti haath se. Tera shauhar farhan waise hain bada handsome aur apne kaam mein smart bhi hain”
Zoya: “Mere shauhar se apni najre dur hi rakhna tum dono”
Siama: “Humein kya karna, hamaare hone waley shauhar to pehle se hi hamaare saath hain”
Zoya: “Magar tum dono ke hone waley shauhar rah kaha gaye, exam khatm ho gaya hain, abhi tak baahar nahi aaye!”
Sara:”Aa jaayenge, baatein karne lag gaye honge kahi. Jaayenge kaha, aakhir laut kar to hamaare paas hi aana hain unhe”
Zoya: “sara aur siama, tum dono ne kabir aur rehan ke saath sab kuchh to shadi ke pehle hi karwa liya, phir shaadi ke baad kya excitment bachega?”
Siama: “Chudai se koi bore thode hi hota hain, yeh to zindagi bhar chalegi”
Sara: “Yeh bata Zoya tera kaisa chal raha hain? farhan apne kaam mein hi busy rahta hain ki tujhe khush bhi karta hain”
Zoya: “Har roj karte hain hum”
Siama: “farhan hi karta hain ya tu bhi karti hain kabhi us par chadh kar?”
Zoya: “Tu mere bedroom mein taank jhaank kyu kar rahi hain!”
Sara: “Sharma kyu rahi hain, Farhan aesa kya karta hain ki humein bata nahi sakti. farhan ki height to achchhi khaasi hain, uska saamaan bhi lamba hi hoga, maje to tujhe khub aate honge!”
Zoya: “Chup kar, wo dekh saamne aa gaye tumhaare ladke, un par dhyaan de mere shauhar par nahi”
Saamne se kabir aur rehan aate huye dikhe. Wo dono un ladkiyo ke
paas aakar rukey.
kabir: “Kya baatein chal rahi thi! Mujhe miss kar rahi thi na Sara!”
Sara: “Kaha rah gaye the?”
Kabir: “Arre wo ladke logo se hum information le rahe the ghumne firne jaane ke baare mein. Maine aur rehan ne jagah final kar li hain, hum sab chal rahe hain. Main pura program detail mein bana kar batata hoon”
Siama: “Zoya, tu aur farhan bhi chalo saath mein. 3 din ka program hain”
Zoya: “Nahi yaar, farhan kaam mein busy rahta hain. Ek din bhi share market nahi chhod sakta”
Siama: “Chal na, jab se shaadi ki hain itne mahino mein hamaare saath ghumne hi nahi aati”
Sara: “Zoya, tu boley to main baat karu Farhan se”
Zoya: “Koi jarurat nahi hain, baat karni hogi to main kar lungi”
rehan: “Chal na kya naatak kar rahi hain Zoya”
Zoya: “Ek din ka program hota to phir bhi sochti, subah jaate aur shaam tak aa jaate”
Sara: “Jab tak night hold na ho tab tak kya faayda! Ek din ki picnic mein chudai ka mauka hi nahi milta”
Zoya: “To tum log ghumne sirf chudai karne ke liye jaate ho?”
Siama: “Baaki mauka kaha milta hain! Yaha shahar mein to hotel waley shak ki najro se dekhte hain. Ghar par kar nahi sakte. Ek gumne ke bahaane hi to chudai ka mauka milta hain”
Zoya: “Ek din ki kisi tracking par chalte hain. Waha jungle hoga to tum wahi kar lena apni chudai”
Kabir: “Good idea, jungle aur pahaado mein chudai karne ka maja aa jaayega”
Sara:”Nahi baba, waha neeche kankar patthar par main nahi letne waali. Meri soft skin par rashes ho jaayenge. Mujhe bistar par hi chudai chaahiye”
rehan: “Main to siama ko khade khade chod sakta hoon”
Kabir: “Tum paisa mat bachao. Waise bhi ek din ki chudai mein kya maja aayega. 2-3 din ghumney jaayenge to jyada maja aayega na!”
Sara: “Zoya, tu baat to karke dekh Farhan se”
Zoya: “Koshish karti hoon”
Sara: “Agar Farhan na bhi maane to phir tu to chal hamaare saath!”
Zoya: “Main akeli tum dono couples ke beech kya karungi! Tum to mauka milte hi nikal jaoge chudai karne aur main akeli rah jaaungi”
Rehan: “Tu chal to sahi Ulfat, main chod dunga tujhe. Meri waise bhi badi ichchha hain ek shadi shuda ladki ko chodne ki”
Siama ne ek jor ka haath rehan ki peethh par maara aur rehan ki chikh nikal gayi.
Siama: “Kya bola! main paas mein khadi hoon aur kisi aur ko chodne ki baat kar raha hain”
kabir, Sara aur Zoya ki hansi chhut gayi.
Zoya: “Siama, meri taraf se bhi ek aur laga Rehan ko”
Siama ne rehan ko ek aur mukka peeth par maara aur rehan peeth masalata rah gaya.
kabir: “Ek kaam karte hain next weekend par chalte hain. Wo long weekend hain, 3 din tak share market bhi band rahega. Tab to farhan aa sakta hain na!”
Zoya:”Aesa hain to shayad wo maan jaaye, main baat karke tumhe bataati hoon”
rehan: “Agar teen couples ho jaayenge to hotel karne ki jarurat nahi padegi, waha ek bungalow rent par le lenge. Main ek ko jaanta hoon, waha private pool hain aur kitchen bhi hain”
Siama: “Tum log humko waha khana bannane ke liye le ja rahe ho?”
Sara: “Tumhara plan kya hain, sirf chodoge aur phir khana banwaoge!”
kabir: “Kitchen mein sirf khana thode hi banta hain, kuchh aur ganda kaam bhi ho sakta hain”
kabir ne smile karte huye dekha aur Sara sharma gayi.
Zoya: “Tum log kitchen mein bhi chudai karne waley ho?”
rehan: “Yeh to bahut interesting hoga”
Zoya: “Tum log aese khule aam karne waley ho to phir main Farhan ke saath nahi aane waali”
rehan: “Tum to aese kar rahi ho jaise Farhan koi buddha aadmi ho jisko chudai pasand nahi hogi. Humse 2-3 saal hi to badha hain. Bhale hi usne business chhoti umra mein start kiya hain magar hain to hamaari tarah ladka”
Sara: “Zoya yeh bata, farhan ne tere saath kabhi kitchen mein kuchh nahi kiya?”
Zoya: “Ghar mein dusre log bhi hain, chudai to nahi kar sakte. Par mauka dekhkar 2-3 baar mujhe kamar se pakad kar jarur dabocha hain”
Zoya yeh kahte huye neeche najre kar sharmaane lagi aur baaki sabne usko ohho karte huye chidha sa diya.
rehan: “To Zoya tu aaj confirm kar to main bungalow book karwa du!”
Zoya: “Main Farhan ko manaane ki koshish karti hoon”
rehan: “Ek kaam karna, raat ko manaane ki koshish karna, jaldi maan jaayega”
Zoya: “Raat ko kyu, shaam ko uske ghar aate hi main baat kar lungi ”
Sara: “Samjha kar yaar, mardo se koi bhi baat manwaani ho to raat ko chudai ke dauran bolna chaahiye. Kaam aasani se ho jata hain”
Zoya: “Kya kuchh bhi bolti rahti hain!”
Siama: “Yeh achchha idea hain”
rehan: “Kyaa achchha idea hain. Ek baar mera lund siama ki chut mein ghusta hain to uske baad iske muh se siskiyo ke alawa kuchh nahi nikalta hain. Aese mein koi ladki baat kaise karein”
kabir: “Yeh baat to hain, sara bhi chudai ke time apne poore khandaan ko yaad kar leti hain ‘oyeeee abbu .. oooyi ammi'”
Sara: “Achchha, aur tu kya karta hain? Gidgidaata rahta hain ki baby ek baar daalne de na please, ek baar daalne de, tum jo bologi wo karunga”
rehan: “Yeh achchha yaad dilaya, is baar yeh tour condom free tour hoga. Hum condom istemaal nahi karenge. Zoya tu bhi farhan ko bol dena, koi condom nahi layega”
Zoya: “Kya bol raha hain! Main to phir bhi shadishuda hoon, magar sara aur siama! Tum dono pregnant ho gayi to!”
Siama: “Wo humnei intejam kar liya hain. Ek injection aata hain pehle hi le lenge, phir pregnancy ka darr nahi rahega”
Zoya: “Magar tumhe risk lena hi kyu hain!”
Sara: “Yeh Ahan hamesha rota rahta hain ki bina condom ke thoda karne de. Ek baar isko poori chudai bina condom ke karne ka experience lena hain to main bhi isko vaada kiya tha ki agle tour par karenge”
Siama: “sara ne kabir se yeh vaada kiya hain to phir rehan bhi mere peechhe pad gaya to mujhe bhi vaada karna pada”
kabir: “Haa to U, tujhe bhi phir bina condom hi chudwana padega farhan se”
Zoya: “farhan bhi bolta rahta hain, ek baar bina condom ke andar daalne ke liye. Wo to khush ho jaayega yeh sunkar, shaayad is bahaane wo tour par aane ko maan jaaye”
rehan: “Sun Zoya, agar farhan naa bhi aaye to tu chalegi na hamaare saath! Hum tujhe akela nahi feel karwaayenge, don’t worry”
Zoya: “Meri bhi bahut ichchha hain tum logo ke sath ghumne aane ki. Bahut din ho gaye hain wo masti kiye. Magar farhan mujhe akele jaane dene ke liye allow nahi karega”
Next episode mein padhiye is tour par kaun kaun jata hain aur kya hota hota hain.
